5bcaef No.862538 [Last50 Posts]
Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.
Jahans is an artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends.
He has deleted much cocks, added some more and is intermittently creating and deleting still more. His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.
The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:
The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-l15dW9JcE
An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ekWgz3VYs
Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPyoAilW_0
Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtZCjtuYcQ
More Introductory Nectar
The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q
The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I
Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8
Alexander Jahans: Diary of a madman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM
Esoteric Revelations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIEana3jQM
Emperor Jahans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqABF-TNEEs
Alexander Jahans joins the Alt-Right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcN0IWu7nXM
Discord Interviews with Jahans (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KZH9heM454
Discussing Jahans with Black Adam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXcwRbDqblg
Jahans links
Blog and Fiction http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/
Twitter https://twitter.com/farshnuke
Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) https://www.facebook.com/farshnuke
Facebook Fanpage https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans
Youtube channels
Main Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke
paypig https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7k2OmGmyu7Ny1kDTIgFvg
Alex Vents https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdMxpvCCo1LA3kLlpf_xRg
Punditry https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQX87BCRV8xMZ-OWk3rsw
Scripted Videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36Bsgey3YwAqR6Gd88N_oA
Audiobooks https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIHwG80mzrfNAb2XqhhV2w
Previous threads
1 http://archive.is/fRbw2 >>204028
2 http://archive.is/wpMkV >>228717
3 http://archive.is/gao1O >>241661
4 http://archive.is/AhHjl >>246909
5 http://archive.is/JsYNs >>251169
6 http://archive.is/lRHTp >>254319
7 http://archive.is/WQmng >>255913
8 http://archive.is/NwW0h >>257816
9 http://archive.is/gBhyn >>261757
10 http://archive.is/8oIv3 >>273135
11 http://archive.is/FwHSH >>279223
12 http://archive.is/MfpAH >>286948
13 (gone?) >>291971
14 http://archive.is/9Vzhm >>302988
15 http://archive.is/gbxlw >>228717
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5bcaef No.862545
FUCK this is #16, the last one was unnumbered. I'll fix it on the next one.
Meantime, the return of
JAHANSFACTS
✔ brought a hamster to orgasm
✔ soundly rejected by the online hamster community
✔ had his pumpkin smashed by a foreigner
✔ carried a dead rat around with him
✔ buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost
✔ played with animal carcasses
✔ smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"
✔ made a dalek and cuckshed in 3D
✔ low intelligence
✔ aspiring BBC script writer
✔ aspiring BBC cuckold
✔ obese
✔ told by an endocrinologist he is too fat
✔ founded Green Nothing Productions (not registered at companies house)
✔ vowed to review Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey while cosplaying as Bella if a facebook post about GNP got 10,000 likes (it didn't)
✔ owns an inflatable dalek
✔ wiped his cat's arse with his finger
✔ wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss
✔ wrote about removing and eating organs from living women
✔ wrote about cutting women into pieces
✔ wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets
✔ wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive
✔ quit after one day as a trolley boy
✔ threatened to strangle every member of an internet club
✔ made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate
✔ licked his own nipple on cam
✔ got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia
✔ his own sister is terrified of him
✔ wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling
✔ handed said porn to Laura K Dale in person
✔ terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him
✔ killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot
✔ founded Project MIRTH
✔ pronounces bickers as "bickers"
✔ attempted to physically remove his father from the house
✔ got scolded by a policewoman who then told him to tidy his room
✔ demanded that his mother pay him £50 to move a chair
✔ got angry when she only gave him £30
✔ broke his wrist falling over after flamboyantly storming off when his mum made him pay for a bed with "his own money" (her money)
✔ blacklisted by multiple feminist communities
✔ blacklisted by the labour party
✔ threatened suicide bickers the requirements to receive welfare are too strict
✔ threatened suicide if terrorist sympathising communist corbyn didn't win
✔ cut his own hair with disastrous results
✔ refused to come downstairs when a friend came to play
✔ received a valentine's day card but did not appreciate it
✔ can't be a computer technician bickers quantum computers
✔ can't learn to program bickers new languages will come out
✔ can't learn to drive bickers self driving cars
✔ autism makes him too efficient to work full time
✔ NEET
✔ showing many symptoms of diabetes (pain in extremities, slow wound healing, headaches, blackouts, lack of energy, intense thirst, sugar craving)
✔ not even white
✔ burned a gastropod to death in a toxic isobutene and propylene glycol solution
✔ rejected by the straight community
✔ encased a deeply autistic man inside a latex envelope and induced a negative air pressure
✔ genitals are like two tic tacs and a slightly larger tic tac
✔ soaked his socks in his own piss (while wearing them) as a dirty protest against going to the zoo
✔ privatised all his vids on his main channel (secret tory?!?)
JAHANSPEAK
Project = MIRTH Making Internet Racists Think Healthily
JIDF = Jahans Internet Defense Force
JQ = Jahans Question / Job Question
JEU = Jahans Extended Universe
bickers = the correct pronunciation and spelling of "bickers"
GNP = Gas Niggers Party / Green Nothing Productions
Supremely arousing = how Jahans finds murder and cannibalism
Absolute nectar = a movie production company based in Lagos, Nigeria
Nazis = a catch-all term for literally everyone and everything
Submissive Blond Girls = see supremely arousing
Jeremy Corbyn = hope
The Female Doctor = also hope
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99f519 No.863003
Noice, was waiting for this thread. Great OP
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718977 No.863436
You missed where he constantly contacts female porn stars and tries to talk to them. Mostly about making non-porn movies of them and other women cuddling.
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5bcaef No.863844
>>863436
I had to drag this thing out of the archive, the last proper Jahans post was made in December 2017. I added this:
> His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.
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be6132 No.863892
Oh shit. How degenerate is this guy?
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69ee83 No.864457
>>863892
Just another EU supporting degenerate.
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5bcaef No.864578
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be6132 No.864848
>>864457
>>864578
Anyone know how old this dude is? At some point it must get boring to not have something to do and not earning a decent amount of money.
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85ccb4 No.864861
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c5f589 No.865136
My favourite cow is back. Any update on him since last year?
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85ccb4 No.865524
Here's "13 (gone?) >>291971": https://archive.fo/oiNbR
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be6132 No.865631
>>865136
In the last thread, he realeased a video called "Long Day". From what I remember, the nazi's are still after him. Someone posted a mega link of it since he took the video down.
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5bcaef No.866546
>>865136
Instead of making 65 minute videos apologizing to tranz frenz for being a "bad ally," he now makes 65 tweet threads. Both are watched/read only by people who… well, us.
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f8185c No.866719
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abec2e No.867815
✔ wasn't in the best of moods and annoyed some mods on the blenderartists forums
✔ argued about his excessive butter consumption with his parents in a supermarket
✔ covered a quorn sausage topped whole tray of stuffing with a mountain of salt and scoffed it
✔ defied his parents by covering his toasties with "Lo Salt" after being forced to use the low sodium salt alternative
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5bcaef No.868114
Pokemon Go is forcing Jahans into some intense introspection.
Also
MOUNTAINS OF LUST
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5f5206 No.869876
Can someone repost the video where Jahans rambles, turns left, turns right. Then the image of him gets multiplied into infinity. Then a swastika comes up and you hear a sort of buddhist chant.
I would love to see that a gain.
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f74fab No.869927
>>866546
>Was misgender
Is he claiming to BE a tranny now or was he raised as a girl or something?
>>868114
>My childhood was awful when my parents bought me so many games and then demanded I don't violently assault them.
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5bcaef No.869989
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>869876
I wish I had a copy of it, I think it's long deleted.
>>869927
Before the testosterone injections, because of his high pitched voice and ample bosom he was frequently mistaken to be a girl. He stopped going by the name "Alex" then, since it could be unisex, and became "Gordon Jones."
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f8185c No.870495
>>869876
PRAISE JAHANS!
I have found the video you seek, and here's an extra esoteric video to go with it.
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b4c95d No.870859
>>864578
all he eats is fucking bread
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79d6b1 No.870868
Dumping some nectar from the good old days.
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36e47d No.870989
>>870495
hell yeah!! saving it now.
Monsterkeith is lurking in the shadows.
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fccea7 No.871027
>>870868
>eating you alive with razorsharp teeth, through it's asshole
Great stuff, thanks! I miss early Jahans. The days before he became hobo-Jahans.
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5bcaef No.871031
>>871029
His instagram is great, it's like he heard somewhere "Oh instagram is just selfies and pictures of food" and went ahead and applied it to his vile NEET life.
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be6132 No.871171
>>871029
That diet is atrocious.
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85ccb4 No.871729
Picture 1: Jahans mansplains and learns that at least one person on twitter that he believes is his friend actually isn't.
Picture 2: Jahans has a conversation about cooking with bodily fluids with e-whores. It's fucking disgusting.
Picture 3: Jahans has a conversation about piracy with e-whores.
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be6132 No.871734
Jahans is one great speaker for his charachter. And his dad has been a tremendous help. And I do not like hearing Jahans mad at his father. That is for myself.
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85ccb4 No.871773
>>871729
Picture 1: After a stressful conversation with e-whores about piracy, Jahans decides to tell everyone that, despite claiming not to be into being degraded, he wants a mistress who will pet him, peg him, and make decisions for him.
Picture 2: more thirst
Picture 3: Jahans is a "kinky man who is too disabled to work" and "doesn't masturbate often"
Picture 4: Jahans claims he's never seen Battlestar Galactica for fedora-tipping reasons. Though, I'm pretty certain he's talked about watching the show in at least one of his videos.
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09b873 No.871805
>>871773
This is great. I thought the well had dried up but he just transferred his autism over to twitter.
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f8185c No.871868
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It's always been odd to me that no one around Jahans figured there was something wrong with the fact that Jahans had tits and hadn't starting to go through puberty well into his late teens/early twenties. At the very least, you'd think Keith, a well-educated biologist, would realize there was something medically wrong with his son.
>>871805
I wouldn't get your hopes up too much. Most of Jahans twitter activity is him orbiting e-whores, retweeting smut, and tweeting about the inane shit he does day-to-day (watching let's plays, listening to podcast, and playing Pokemon recently). Though, I'll continue posting anything that may be of interest.
I'm also going to start compiling archived links of his old blog post, and I may start uploading his old videos to Bitchute in the next few days if I find the time and motivation.
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5bcaef No.872023
>>871868
His frustration will boil over repeatedly and he'll start ranting in a place where he can control the feedback, so youtube or his blog.
For all of that I do find watching Jahans being "social" to be funny and agonizing at the same time. If he stopped posting tomorrow nobody would wonder where he went or even notice his absence. Just a low hum that is tolerated out of politeness would be missing.
>>871773
> a kinky man who is too disabled
He's a virgin, and the most disabling aspect of his life at this point is his morbid obesity.
>>871729
> please make period blood black pudding
Okay and also his depravity and inability to filter out his disgusting fetishes from real life.
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fccea7 No.872043
>>871773
Is Jahans the most legendary lolcow after cwc?
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2363dc No.872044
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c0654c No.872045
>>871868
>Though, I'll continue posting anything that may be of interest.
Thanks, your efforts are appreciated. It can't be easy searching for pearls in such a large pile of pigshit but the tweets you've posted so far are gold. Jahans being completely oblivious to his cringe behaviour never gets old.
>>872023
>and the most disabling aspect of his life at this point is his morbid obesity.
And the micropenis. Being obese is more disabling physically but mentally the micro pecker has scarred him more than being overweight.
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36e47d No.872180
>>872045
> Jahans being oblivious to his cringe
I am not sure whether he is oblivious to it or whether he revels in it. He is quite a naughty
english boy and he is proud of it, not unlike Crowley was. As an artist, he has thoroughly given himself over to decadence.
Also, I was thinking about his novel "The Butcher of Britain". Does anyone know if he has a drivers license in real life?
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be6132 No.872314
>>871773
Why is Jahans posting butt crack in his pictures? Dude, this guy can bring himself some mad pussy, because he always did. Kellman's besides, Jahans has made a whorlwind about himself.
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be6132 No.872315
>>872314
He did. He brought mad pussy. He scares himself from it. Makes sense to me with that much pussy.
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616d8d No.872346
>>872180
I am not sure whether he is oblivious to it or whether he revels in it. He is quite a naughty english boy and he is proud of it, not unlike Crowley was. As an artist, he has thoroughly given himself over to decadence.
You're probably right but thanks to his appearance he'll never be able to get away with it like more attractive people can and even if all the stories about Alistair Crowley fucking boys and worshipping demons were true Jahans would still match his level of degeneracy, he's just too cucked to act on his warped desires. Imagine unironically suggesting to one of the e whores you orbit that she should should make her subs eat period blood puddings after getting worked up after seeing some lewd but joking messages. If he is aware of how repulsive he is but keeps at it anyway that just makes him funnier imo.
>Also, I was thinking about his novel "The Butcher of Britain". Does anyone know if he has a drivers license in real life?
There's no way he is competent enough to drive. Even if he had the cash to pass his test and purchase a car he would be too lazy to actually do it. Jahans strikes me as the kind of guy that randomly snap behind the wheel and plough into a crowd of normalfags.
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5bcaef No.872434
>>872180
> Does anyone know if he has a drivers license in real life
Doubtful. When people suggested he could get a job driving a car, he said it was pointless bickers AI was going to replace him with self-driving cars, so why bother learning?
> naughty
You could follow Jahans before and if you weren't watching 80 minute videos in their entirety or reading 80,000 word "fics" you would just think he's this dysgenic fat nerd with tits somewhere in Bongland. His depravity and disgustingness is pretty in-your-face now, though.
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85ccb4 No.872667
Picture 1: Jahans celebrates Easter by retweeting holiday themed porn
Picture 2: Jahans respond to a tweet asking writers to describe the stories they're working on with a gif. Instead of posting a gif, he list a few scenes he's working on. One of which is a scene featuring "a submissive woman being vivsected by aliens". Classic Jahans.
Picture 3: Jahans calls his bedroom an office
Picture 4: Jahans gives a shout out to his submissive "friends"
Picture 5: "Dick'n'Dom in Da Bungalow"
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85ccb4 No.872670
>>872667
Picture 1: Jahans lies about his cart pushing job
Picture 2: Jahans continues his chat about internet piracy with the e-whores and declares, "I'm not discussing this anymore".
Pictures 3 and 4: Is Hannibal problematic?
Picture 5: Jahans @s porn stars tells them it's going to be exciting when porn is produced and directed by former porn stars
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85ccb4 No.872684
>>872670
Picture 1: If Jahans is following someone who has hurt you, be sure to let him know.
Picture 2: thirst
Pictures 3 - 5: Jahans responding to his main twitter squeeze. Keep in mind, Jahans regularly makes hug post, mostly aimed at @amznbbygrl
Other than that, he retweet more porn, talked about pokemon, and orbited more women. Oh, and Jahans also had an Easter meal with his family. The only detail given is that he was "exhausted" afterwards. He didn't even mention who was there.
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5bcaef No.872945
>>872684
>write fan fiction about a tranny injecting shit, piss, blood, semen and vomit into people
>hand it to >her in person
>pls let me know if someone I follow has hurt you, i am a good ally transfrens
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a09b6d No.873791
>>872945
>>write fan fiction about a tranny injecting shit, piss, blood, semen and vomit into people
link me bro
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f8185c No.873991
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abec2e No.874161
>>873991
Here's Jahans reading "Laura Queen of the Earth" and some bonus making-of videos
20150829 PWgf5JRqBhs Laura Queen of the Earth fanfic trailer.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!LckUSQLZ!M7qILgwVuYVQdy4r6I59f6wnvQPSBpMfL9Ag88gH5rw
20150829 o9inWtSBwRQ Laura Queen of Earth Part 1.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!LR8hRCRI!rUD2HMghuw8c4yJVU_BrAuXY70x-qKnkUmsg503neMM
20150829 QraHrkpZeFs Laura Queen of the Earth Part 2.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!uQUE3C6I!O-_wT053Ydd1t3rWLlXeH0MFUR2SBW5UMZ7ykZ99pcs
20150830 9u_dtXmx194 Themes and Symbolism of Laura Queen of the Earth.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!zQsgwYZT!qdD1TeVYikpAYevqSyRkAA-Rlf0wJnR46pJG_KovloQ
20150903 WU4ar9c3eCU Explaining wtf is Laura Queen of the Earth.mp4
https://mega.nz/#!CF0DBISa!N-XSdm-a3XeSUMYduHENJG5RFHc6UKXkHPTc6L0ekoY
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a09b6d No.874236
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a1c95e No.874244
>>871031
>pic
that looks like Alex Jones actually
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f8185c No.874272
Picture 1: Jahans gets sent a nude pic. Definitely not someone catfishing him.
Picture 2: "I'm sure you have delightful breasts regardless of their size"
Picture 3: Jahans talks about Doctor Who series 11
Picture 4: Jahans fishing for some pussy
Picture 5: Jahans is on anxiety medication
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f8185c No.874275
>>874272
Picture 1: Jahans PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD of manlets
Picture 2: "I am sorry horny men are plaguing you once again" to @amznbbygrl
Picture 3: Jahans's hypocritical take on horny men on twitter
Picture 4: Jahans claims he once wanted to live of grid
Picture 5: "so gloriously anal"
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f8185c No.874281
>>874275
Picture 1: "Can we stop using 'basement dweller' as an insult?"
Picture 2: Jahans on Keith
Picture 3: Jahans on automation
I've started to (slowly) reupload Jahans's old videos to Bitchute in chronological order. So far, I've uploaded 64 videos. Here's a link to the channel: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/jahansarchive/
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249e0f No.874345
>>874281
He's soo submissive. You just know, he'd gladly let some slut crush his balls with her high heels, while he's chained to his refrigerator.
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aec208 No.874348
>>874345
What do you think would happen if someone hired a prostitute on her period to turn up to his house? The way people hired hookers for chris. Could we make his autism boil?
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249e0f No.874369
>>874348
Only one way to find out.
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5bcaef No.874403
>>874272
>Picture 4: Jahans fishing for some pussy
Just in case anyone missed it, Jahans wants to make it clear that he's single and he's ready for love.
>>874281
>https://www.bitchute.com/channel/jahansarchive/
H E R O
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abec2e No.874421
>>874281
Please post video count and listing so I can cross reference with mine.
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85ccb4 No.874697
>>874421
I have 623 of his videos. The first video I have is "20081102 not long for this world" and the last I have is "20150824 How do you define an organisation opposed to the labour party". Someone, not me, uploaded them to mega a while back, and that's were I got them from. I'll see if I can find the link again.
I can't get a single one of the videos I've uploaded to play. Is anyone else having the same problem?
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5bcaef No.874752
>>874697
No problems here.
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abec2e No.874939
>>874697
There are 1265 videos
https://pastebin.com/Bu5FByaf
>Bitchute
It's not working for me either on PCs or tablets. No videos there are. Maybe it's a firewall/router issue related to webrtc but there is zero help on the site.
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30ba7b No.875723
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f8185c No.876592
Picture 1: Jahans on why he's single. He claims to have a fear of being creepy, but his twitter feed tells a different story.
Picture 2: Jahans proposes a new slur
Picture 3: Jahans is still going on about piracy. Clearly, his exchange with the porn-stars really got to him.
Picture 4: Jahans goes on about his father, Nazi stalkers, the dreaded fanfic, and his drama with the Hannibal fan community. He's made two different tweets on the same day mentioning the fanfic.
Picture 5: @asrai ask him to make a video of himself fluttering his lashes.
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f8185c No.876597
>>876592
Here's the video
>>874939
I have everything on the list up to "How do you define an organisation opposed to the labour party".
I'd also Bitchute again. I'm not having any problems with it today.
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abec2e No.876865
>>876597
It's working for me now as well. OK, I suppose I can upload the rest to mega but each free account is only 15GB. Wonder how many it'll let me create.
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22b8e3 No.876923
For any spergs here in the same situation as the fat faggot here. If you have bad past experiences or trauma the best way to resolve it is to move the fuck on with your life. Even your weird cannibal fanfic can be "Yea, I spent too much time on the internet with weirdos. I was a stupid kid back then" and it becomes a joke.
If fat fuck here shut down his twitter and went radio silence no one would find him. He could spend more time in the real world where he wouldn't talk about his micro penis and his dad and figure out how to avoid this shit. But he's Jahans so he won't do it and he won't fix it.
The best he can hope for is to become chief retard of a nazi freak show.
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30ba7b No.877060
>>876923
He ist laying out the law of Fizark.
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f8185c No.878220
>>876865
That would be much appreciated. It's going take me a couple months to upload the videos I have, so there's no need for you to rush. As for Mega, I don't believe there's a limit to the number of accounts you can create.
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d992d4 No.878662
>>878220
You guys are awesome, thanks for the work. It's greatly appreciated!
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70710b No.878672
Godwinson eloped with PPP and they're hoping for a boy
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abec2e No.879126
He did a bloggage about his diet
https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2019/04/bloggage-26-04-2019.html
http://archive.is/dLrb3
If you think cheese is luxury food get your head examined
>>878220
>It's going take me a couple months to upload the videos I have
Same story here. Uploading one account worth a day will take me around three weeks in total.
https://mega.nz/#F!PdcGiSJR!SV71IS0177MQJUzwUVkyXA
20150825 AxD4CTALpv4 The Mental Health Crisis.mp4
to
20150916 uz8rndWAUa0 This Is War but we can say No More.mp4
38 videos
excluding >>874161
20150829 o9inWtSBwRQ Laura Queen of Earth Part 1.mp4
20150829 PWgf5JRqBhs Laura Queen of the Earth fanfic trailer.mp4
20150829 QraHrkpZeFs Laura Queen of the Earth Part 2.mp4
20150830 9u_dtXmx194 Themes and Symbolism of Laura Queen of the Earth.mp4
20150903 WU4ar9c3eCU Explaining wtf is Laura Queen of the Earth.mp4
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22b8e3 No.879147
>>879126
That's not a normal amount of salt. That's enough salt for multiple people. His blog post whines how he has so much energy and dress that he has to ramble at nothing and drink diet coke. So he gave up the one thing that would help him sleep.
>Cheese toasties
>Became buttered cheese toasties
>Became using peanut butter sandwiches to lap up the butter from the toasties
WTF? If you make a toasted sandwich properly you butter the outside of the bread and put it in a maker which turns it into a pocket of cheese with a crispy outside. He's just making cheese on toast and claiming it's something different. How much fucking butter do you use where you use a goddamn sandwich to lap it up? And why would you want cheese and peanut butter?
Quorns also pretty expensive unless you're looking for deals, which he wouldn't be. By standard pricing he's got about £2s worth of quorn sausages there, plus £2s worth of stuffing. For that much he could of gone to a mcdonalds and got a meal with change. Or he could have spent the money on a box of vegetables for £3 (or a bag of frozen veg for £1-1.50) and made a proper meal with his sausages. Even ignoring the pasta + vegetables meme which he could easily live on he's not even budgeting his food well here. He's just taken a bag of vegetarian sausages, a box of stuffing and called it a meal.
>Don't take my caffeine away
The gobby little shite is addicted to the stuff. Every morning he must wake up with withdrawl and relies on taking another hit to feel normal. And diet coke is a laxative. He's either shitting water daily or it's the only thing keeping him from shitting actual bricks.
Someone should ask how his diet effects his bowel. He would rant for hours about it. And you could tell him to try vegetables.
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abec2e No.879235
>>879147
Here are some pics of food in lakes of butter. A bit blurry but in pics four and five you can see the butter/cheese interface boundary.
>put it in a maker
Microwave in his case.
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abec2e No.879266
Look closely at the first image. Those mini sausages are resting on a bed of salt. The second image is the similar. Yes, there's a vast amount on those onion rings, but look more closely. Again they are actually sitting on a thick layer of salt.
He is routinely dipping and coating his food in salt.
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fc8f26 No.879332
>Three sticks of essential waitrose garlic bread for dinner because fuck it they're a pain to cook and prepare but they are free food for me at the end of a hard week/month
>Breakfast of buttered cheese toasties with a toasted peanut butter sandwich to soak up the melted butter.
i'm impressed how terrible his diet is
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ea7613 No.879360
>>879235
How the fuck is he affording 3 types of cheese?
From the looks of it he just microwaves everything but the bread.
>>879332
>Turn over on
>Put bread on tray
>Put Tray in oven
>Check 20 minutes later
>Take out
>Tear up and eat
It even comes pre sliced! PRE FUCKING SLICED!
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be6132 No.879369
>>879235
That potato sandwich he made looks tasty though.
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ea7613 No.879386
>>879266
>his snacks are 2 bags of onion rings
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b4c95d No.880038
>>879266
Jesus fucking Christ, he's gonna die of a stroke in like 3 years from now
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5bcaef No.880149
>>879126
This is great. Decades from now children will stumble across Jahans videos scattered across the internet and make him the satanic figure of their new religion.
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5bcaef No.880159
>>879147
I was going to praise Jahans (PRAISE HIM) for showing a minimum reserve of self-awareness in regard to his diet and page after page of disgusting food. But he just blamed everything except his non-existent impulse control
>"an extrovert I know" (mum?) is having problems
>I was sick three months ago
>I bought shoes on Amazon in March (?)
>my TV died
And therefore he can't "walk," hasn't "walked" in 4 months.
I'm glad the welfare state exists, otherwise he wouldn't be able to do this. It will even buy him a mobility scooter to ensure he can get his "essential" Diet Coke.
>I am a seasoned veteran of the evils of social media at this point so I don’t experience the depression that others do
It's a longshot but I wonder if he could be lured into livestreaming if he was made to understand what superchats were…
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e5a1e7 No.880177
>>864861
Will he go trans at 30 like his American counterpart?
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abec2e No.880307
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01c5a0 No.880636
>>879235
>>879266
>>879332
No joke, I'm worried for his health. This diet is going to kill him fast.
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10b84c No.880829
>>879266
I think he heard about "salt blocks" and decided to try to imitate that himself… the absolute horror.
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24eb5a No.880876
Jesus Christ, how is his digestive tract not on fire by now?
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01c5a0 No.880881
>>880876
It probably already is, he's constantly complaining about being sick
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5bcaef No.880931
>>879266
>>879126
Is it possible this is sugar? I mean that's disgusting but hardly more disgusting than drowning bacon in a 20 tablespoons of salt.
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42551e No.880940
>>880931
No. Sugar would taste awful on this
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abec2e No.881100
https://mega.nz/#F!ySQWRSqS!JprAOVGgrYGZ0rdUq9T6YA
20150917 yRPvYnZw3fc A Patchwork utopia and other strangeness.mp4
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20151026 nFBR8N3ndTE Bioshock 1 and 2 review and analysis.mp4
42 videos
>>880931
Already positively identified as a brand called LoSalt bought from Waitrose (also available from other stores). The issue of "healthier" salt and butter has caused a lot of arguments with his parents, some of them in Waitrose itself. 66% less sodium means he can eat 100 times as much, right? This is also an act of defiance against his parents similar to the zoo visit dirty protest.
Note that LoSalt and other similar products should not be used by people with diabetes or kidney problems. Jahans is likely diabetic (his massive consumption of diet coke is to relieve symptoms of thirst and tiredness) and Kallmann syndrome affects the kidneys.
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42551e No.881156
>>881100
Waitrose is one of the most expensive super markets. They have a mark up for the upper middle class to feel rich as they over pay on stuff.
Zoo dirty protest?
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18b6f5 No.881163
i wonder how much skyrim he's playing these days
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5bcaef No.881164
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>881156
>>881156
>Zoo dirty protest?
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10b84c No.881180
>>881100
>Giving yourself hypernatremia and running your food to own your parents
What a grim metaphor for the human condition.
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85ccb4 No.881350
Picture 1: Jahans describes pizza in one of the most Jahanic ways possible
Picture 2: Jahans tells us about some of the things he's bought recently. In another post, he says he's been resisting the urge to by a new laptop so he can LAN trade the Pokemon necessary to 100% the game he's playing.
Picture 3: Waitrose garlic bread is somehow a pain to cook and prepare
Picture 4: Jahans tells amznbbygrl that she is a ten, but Charlize Theron is a twenty
Picture 5: Jahans has been doing a lot of viture signalling recently
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85ccb4 No.881360
>>881350
Picture 1: Jahans talk about Pokemon then, for whatever reason, tells the world he's down for being pegged
Picture 2: "my bottom should be owned". I assume this is directed at amznbbygrl who is 6'2.
Picture 3: Jahans is now fantasizing about being dominated by men.
Picture 4: Helen is thinking about getting a dog.
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10b84c No.881365
>>881350
>It's like a cow crapped pizza dough, jizzed cheese on it and then sliced it's cock into pepperoni.
>This is meant to sound appealing.
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5bcaef No.881449
>>881360
>Jahans talk about Pokemon then, for whatever reason, tells the world he's down for being pegged
I have missed Jahans, this thread and all of my esoteric frens
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2add7b No.881563
>>881360
The Jahanic revelations seems a little bit extreme.
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7cd2c4 No.881739
>>881360
Jahans fears the Dog. I hope she'll get a dog so big, Jahans will be the one who has to go fetch the stick while playing with him.
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abec2e No.881927
https://mega.nz/#F!7q4izS7I!8HtGz2oLhfwrkhJ5oYlHgg
20151027 g_vFfVUWQPc Status Report 27th October 2015.mp4
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20151127 HnejR72koLI Why we shouldn't bomb Isis.mp4
38 videos
>>881350
>>881360
>those twats
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ecb34e No.882026
>>880636
There's also the omnipresent bottle of Jägermeister in the background. Seems Gordo got himself a hobby aside from writing weird fan fiction (drinking).
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2add7b No.882067
>>880636
I want to bet that he is going to get diabetes type 2. If he is taking extra hormones, there are some hormones that can spike up in the glucose levels in the blood. Also not forgetting that if drinking is his new hobby, if it's too often and too much then one can get diabetes from that.
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5bcaef No.882143
>>882067
It'd be remarkable if he didn't have it already. His latest "bloggage" says it's 4 months since he took a walk. That was about the highest limit of his physical activity. Now it's probably walking from his bedroom to the kitchen to fill his feedbag with sodium, carbs and Diet Coke.
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dc6397 No.882190
Someone who uses instagram should send him a picture of Quorn sausages in 8ch's favourite symbol. If you're really artsy have them laying on a bed of salt in a circle to frame them.
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2add7b No.882586
>>882143
well, if he would have gotten diabetes type 2 there would be some neurological damage by now with all that sugar eating.
So my guess is that he would've gotten first Diabetic neuropathy and depending on how bad it is, he can have like the really bad kind where there is constant pain to numbness, even electrical shocks in the night.
So I'm betting my money on he has not gotten it yet, he would've used that as an excuse not to get a dog to Helen.
Since diabetes medicine does not last forever.
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dc6397 No.882596
Did Keith leave because Saltman pissed off a bunch of trolls?
Mass ordering him healthy fast would would be entertaining. Nothing but 50 cartons of boiled rice.
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2add7b No.882603
>>882596
I am not 100% sure on that lore bit but I think Helen was fucking another man a long time ago, and she wanted a divorce.
Also it does not help that Jahans had a hostile relationship with his elderly father.
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fcff4a No.882830
>>870859
>eating toast for dinner
Like I love me some toast as a snack but Jesus Christ, no normal human would do that, though I guess we are talking about from what I know some birth defected nigger who managed to have tits while being a man from birth or something.
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abec2e No.882925
https://mega.nz/#F!teAnwSrQ!56jsLq5cmPwXYH1pdLdFSw
20151128 fXAO_c8aQBk I don't care anymore.mp4
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20151227 DFLwkHSsfAc The Exorcist extended cut review.mp4
31 videos
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dc6397 No.883056
>>882830
Beans on toast is a standard comfort meal for the British. It's their version of mac and cheese.
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abec2e No.883701
https://mega.nz/#F!XPoTkCxT!Sh6eikOshP9QRGwa2G1AVQ
20151228 D7bcxWfV-tY post christmass vlog.mp4
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20160130 qVL_m3oGM-o Let's Chill Out episode 3 Skyrim.mp4
29 videos
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abec2e No.883704
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46de82 No.883828
>>870495
Nice one lad, I thought that "shah jahans" video was lost to the sands of time.
>>871773
Seems the cow is beginning to reemerge from his pit after a long period of inactivity. Can this be nurtured (by clever manipulation) into a jahans resurgence? I fucking hope so.
>>872667
>One of which is a scene featuring "a submissive woman being vivsected by aliens". Classic Jahans.
Kek
So he's sending his bennies to ethots now?
>>874272
>Jahans is on anxiety medication
What's he being prescribed do you reckon?
You've dug up some gold with them twatter caps lad, kudos.
>>881100
>his massive consumption of diet coke is to relieve symptoms of thirst and tiredness
The irony being that the caffeine in coke will ultimately leave him MORE tired and dehydrated.
>>881563
Jahans is a creature of extremes though.
>>883056
This tbh. Very common. We bongs like spready cheese on toast too. And sardines. Anything really.
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b4c95d No.884568
>>872667
>1st pic
I remember a short story Jahans wrote a short story about a girl trying to get fit by trying a "wacky" new diet/exercise plan and one of the steps involved putting a piece of asparagus in her vag and we all know how the story ends. It's really sickening knowing why he liked that tweet……
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2add7b No.885005
>>883704
wanting a woman to be like a cat is quite interesting revelation from Jahans.
>>883828
Jahans is in the extremes but for some reason after not following him for 2 years or more. He still finds a way to shock or baffle me to a degree.
When it comes to his anxiety medication I'm personally leaning towards an antidepressant or antipsychotic.
Only because of the comment that he made that his libido/masturbation patterns changed while he is watching the same amount of porn, also some other things seems strange even for him or his online persona, cannot put my fingers on it.
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abec2e No.885185
https://mega.nz/#F!BPw0VKBY!-3IvarhQhWDi5_b0JmFbng
20160130 vR2NpGV9Cqc Kingsman The Secret Service Review.mp4
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20160215 KrIv6iLlJis Feminism, Regulated Capitalism, the Value of Criticism and Niches.mp4
20 videos
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abec2e No.886462
https://mega.nz/#F!7ctUHIpL!6s7a9TkUxASi0fJIyQzrTg
20160216 f-rIE9fgZmQ censorship and using toxic energy for good.mp4
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20160304 A3rUwXAk0cM Can the American Police Force maybe try not killing absolutely everyone they're scared of.mp4
29 videos
>>883828
>What's he being prescribed
Deep cover twatter operatives have once again come through on another JQ.
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46de82 No.886604
>>886462
Good detective work anon.
>Citalopram
Not even a proper anti anxiety med. That's an SSRI antidepressant. His GP has probably just given him that to get him the fuck out of their office tbh. Proper anti anxiety medication would be a benzo like diazepam or a GABA (pregabalin) aka the good shit
Shitalopram is a shit tier npc SSRI. Might help with mood/depression somewhat while turning your mind to mush but not with genuine anxiety. You need valium or something for that.
Would love to be a fly on the wall during gordo's visit to his GP though. To hear what he rants to his bemused doctor about…to be privvy to such knowledge…..
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abec2e No.887096
Updated some JAHANSTATS
>>886604
There are so many incidents I'd love to see in person. If I had a TARDIS that's what I'd use it for.
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be6132 No.887156
>>887096
What happened? Did he get a job?
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abec2e No.887594
https://mega.nz/#F!AbBUhY6L!QELMXtSQrBz4IOAq3-mb6w
20160305 1rPSlAL7UF0 On fans, fandom and acknowledging the weaknesses of fiction.mp4
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20160324 t9JT-cMINc0 The Fever Cure.mp4
25 videos
>>887156
He can't get a job bickers quantum computers, new programming languages will come out, self driving cars, and bickers being autistic makes him too efficient.
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46de82 No.887604
>>887156
>Gordon
>Get a job
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b4c95d No.888733
Did Jahans ever comment on the U.K's new porn license law?
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46de82 No.888782
>>888733
Its not gone through yet (and I doubt it will tbh considering how poorly though out & impossible to implement it will be) and since jahans is allergic to anything but bluepill msm bullshit, he's probably completely unaware of it.
The whole "porn ban" was a ploy to censor access to non globo-homo compliant speech (it would have hit the chans) under the guise of "morality" but the political turmoil is high here in the UK and its likely been shelved for now and it's implementation will likely only rile up folk on both sides of the argument even more.
Not to sound to hyperbolic but there is serious division and tension here (mainly over brexit and immigration etc) that is ramping up to pre civil war levels.
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abec2e No.888800
https://mega.nz/#F!TSoyVAjC!3KPFfwUO68g1sTYZ3Ex9KA
20160327 -JpLQL_SOls Fuzzy Logic Trailer and Introduction NSFW.mp4
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20160423 AAUSu2-f2J8 Labels are important.mp4
31 videos
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a7822f No.888937
>>888782
Don't know if it's ramping up to civil war levels but aren't most people just sick of Brexit now? Even those who want brexit have no confidence in the people delivering it so expect it to be a complete fuck up.
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10b84c No.889257
>>888937
Yeah, but now thanks to Article 13 most people who hated Brexit think its actually a really good idea to leave the EU.
So, nobody wins.
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0cca05 No.889438
>>888782
>>888937
>>889257
Safe yourselves as long as you still can, bongfags.
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932ede No.889465
>>889438
>>889257
>>888937
>>888782
>The British need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can’t do that as an autistic man with Kallman's syndrome on benefits. As a cis man, I’m flesh and blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as a symbol – as a symbol, I can be incorruptible. I can be everlasting. I am Kallman, destroyer of Nazi stalkers, the Tories and UKIP.
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3383dc No.889488
>>889465
Does anyone have that video saved of Godwinson examining the books in the background of pic related and making conclusions as to how they informed Gord's mental state? It's amazing watching 2019 Adam doing the exact same stuff that 2015 Adam was doing but now he's playing to a much bigger crowd. Sad that he turned his attention to Sargon and didn't focus on further Jahans ops but at least you lads will never leave me.
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46de82 No.889543
>>889488
I heard some very unsavoury rumours about godwinson. I cant verify them but apparently he is some super rich kid with ties to a lot of unsavoury elements - certain leftist journoscum being one. There was a big post about him on /pol/ a while back and there is suspicions that he is not /ourguy/ but actually working for the enemy while being a smug edgy nihilistic little fuck (lots of people connected to him were doxed is but one example of red flags round him.)
Like I say, I cant verify any of this - its just rumours (but theres no smoke without fire) so be careful round that godwinson character. I dont trust him one iota.
>but at least you lads will never leave me.
Never lad. We are here forever. Esoteric jahanism shall never die.
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3383dc No.889557
>>889543
I thought it was common knowledge that he was a leftist journo?
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46de82 No.889588
>>889557
Exactly. Or he at least has ties to them - probably some of his posh university chums or something. Fuck him anyway. He was instrumental in frightening jahans away and ruining it for the rest of us. No sense of nuance at all. The groundwork for one of the greatest cows of all time were built - a cow with such miIk magnitude as to potentially rival CWC - the foundations were in place. Then posh boy and his gaggle of discord mongs came and took a metaphorical sledgehammer to said carefully layed foundations, thus frightening gords into hiding and spoiling the fun for the rest of us.
Adam is an egotistical cunt. As long as he gets his shits and giggles that's all that matters to him.
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3383dc No.889593
>>889588
I dunno, the documentaries and videos on Jahans were kino. Journalist or not I can't deny he's talented.
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abec2e No.889626
https://mega.nz/#F!CDYnyK7Z!_eIhI7sWkc5OfYvx53Przw
20160424 6C03VJf4bmA Getting Organised.mp4
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20160522 leSoNZreI4o Fantasy Crisis Planning.mp4
28 videos
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0a4da0 No.889745
>>889543
Never trust an e celeb.
If someone can make trolling videos and stay on youtube there's a huge red flag. His other connections are meaningless.
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b4c95d No.889758
>>888782
> its likely been shelved for now
<The much-discussed UK ban on porn access will begin on the 15 July, 2019
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abec2e No.889765
Pretty sure this is another dude as well.
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0a4da0 No.889775
>>889765
How much of a break down would he have if he figured out he's always creppy to women? He's always going to be a creep so even if he's legit nice to them they're going to despise him any way.
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5bcaef No.889888
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Found this in the wild. The alt-right BULLIED Alexander Gordon Jahands!
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5bcaef No.889892
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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46de82 No.890043
>>889888
Topkek, who is this mongo? Fucking head like a medicine ball.
Good find lad.
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3383dc No.890269
>>889557
>>889588
Jahanists settle this question for me, if you may:
Is he a journalist?
Getting heated in the IBS thread because Liberalists are going through Adam's Facebook and finding journalists who have written articles about Sargon.
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5bcaef No.890570
>>890269
Godwinson was surrounded by discord autism and gay ops even before discord autism and gay ops were a thing. Who the fuck knows what's true? That's probably the point.
But it doesn't make any sense that journalists need some kind of deep throat spy to "uncover" the stupid shit Sargon has said over the years (and IBS has made into quaint, bite-sized nuggets of autism). Sargon dug his own hole. "I wouldn't even rape you" isn't a new thing you know, it's been known in those circles for years. paypig cited his white niggers comment when they banned him. Most of this was reported before, the rest you can find by typing his name into YouTube.
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0a4da0 No.890610
>>890570
TBH Sargon was fucked the moment any one wanted to go after him. He made videos on the Rotherham rape gangs and anti-feminist videos. UKIP fucked up massively by thinking they could use e celebs as a public face for the party.
UKIP is a dead party and they're trying a hail mary to stay in their jobs. UKIP was a contorlled op party to begin with. A way to funnel the right wing into a play pen. The BNP got a shit load of protest votes and had a chance of bringing a white nationalist into power, so UKIP was the Jewish controlled (there's videos of ex UKIP members getting fired because the UKIP friends of Israel cabal who had Farage's ear demanded it) "Right wing" party. After Brexit went through Farage fucked off to help Trump arp in America and now he's back and made a UKIP 2.0 to do the same thing again. So UKIP 1.0 is trying to use E celebs to pull kids into the fold.
tl;dr British people are getting angry over Brexit so UKIP is replaced by another controlled op but the good goys didn't get the memo and tried E celebs to stay relevant.
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a9a89c No.890644
>>890570
>need some kind of deep throat spy to "uncover" the stupid shit Sargon has said over the years
It literally took them months and an oppo research operation paid for by Jewish cuckservatives to find them the statements used to destroy Milo Yiannopoulos despite them being made on JRE, a podcast with millions of listeners.
Journalists are pretty lazy and when their stories don't consist of rewriting press releases they'll shallow anything that feeds into their biases and presents a compelling narrative. A sociopathic upper class kid like Godwinson feeding them info on the racist alt-right leader Sargon von Akkadien fits perfectly in that picture.
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0a4da0 No.890686
>>890644
I doubt it took them months. They hold things back and release them piece meal.
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46de82 No.890944
>>889745
Indeed. E-celebs are almost always cancer.
>>889758
Fuck knows how they plan to implement it tbh. They might block the big sites like pornhub etc but even twatter has pr0nz on it. There is no way they can censor it all and if they do implement it, it will inevitably be a clumsy clusterfuck and will only serve to piss off a shit ton of people on both sides of the political autism spectrum.
All else fails ill proxy up or just put my gf's credit card details down in lieu of my own.
Fucking hate our shitty UK political clusterfuck right now. Love my country but DESPISE its ruling class and the brainwashed mongs who continue to keep them in power.
>>889888
Seems like chubby-cheeks here has had a
severe case of trolls remorse and is now being a massive faggot.
>"G-gordon - I'm s-so sorry the interwebs was mean to you for being a spastic"
He fails to mention (or even notice) the very salient point that jahans literally invited all the attention he got upon himself with his infamous "UKIP ARE NAZIS" video. He solicited the attention he got.
This bloated face faggot makes out like innocent little gords was just minding his own business, quietly being a spakka in his own little corner of the web, when suddenly the "nazis" of the internet h8machine descended upon him for no good reason. He fails to mention that it was jahans that originally kicked the proverbial hornet's nest and he also omits the excessive deviant (& hypocritical) cocks of gord's "fanfictions".
Seriously, what a massive faggot. He looks very ((fellow white person)) too
Good find though. Pure cringe.
>>890269
I dunno tbh lad but >>890570 and >>890644
pretty much have the gist of it. He's not to be trusted.
True /cow/boys remain anon but adam is an egotistical, sociopathic, limelight craving little cunt who can fuck right off as far as im concerned. He is not one of "us".
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3383dc No.890949
>>890944
I will admit there is something about Adam that draws people in and he has made me laugh on many an occasion but him being some journalist who's having his lulz by feeding stories to his friends about Sargon…… It's the epitomy of establishment old boy's club kicking-down.
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abec2e No.890951
https://mega.nz/#F!XXwUWaoB!7vCJACXPBHyPXv-SFcyFFw
20160525 5tGsjayZcUA I finally understand why that fanfic was problematic.mp4
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20160726 wHWsDlUflLs Sanders Endorses Clinton and Ask Me Anything.mp4
34 videos
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46de82 No.890952
>>889745
Indeed. E-celebs are almost always cancer.
>>889758
Fuck knows how they plan to implement it tbh. They might block the big sites like pornhub etc but even twatter has pr0nz on it. There is no way they can censor it all and if they do implement it, it will inevitably be a clumsy clusterfuck and will only serve to piss off a shit ton of people on both sides of the political autism spectrum.
All else fails ill proxy up or just put my gf's credit card details down in lieu of my own.
Fucking hate our shitty UK political clusterfuck right now. Love my country but DESPISE its ruling class and the brainwashed mongs who continue to keep them in power.
>>889888
Seems like chubby-cheeks here has had a
severe case of trolls remorse and is now being a massive faggot.
>"G-gordon - I'm s-so sorry the interwebs was mean to you for being a spastic"
He fails to mention (or even notice) the very salient point that jahans literally invited all the attention he got upon himself with his infamous "UKIP ARE NAZIS" video. He solicited the attention he got.
This bloated face faggot makes out like innocent little gords was just minding his own business, quietly being a spakka in his own little corner of the web, when suddenly the "nazis" of the internet h8machine descended upon him for no good reason. He fails to mention that it was jahans that originally kicked the proverbial hornet's nest and he also omits the excessive deviant (& hypocritical) cocks of gord's "fanfictions".
Seriously, what a massive faggot. He looks very ((fellow white person)) too
Good find though. Pure cringe.
>>890269
I dunno tbh lad but >>890570 and >>890644
pretty much have the gist of it. He's not to be trusted.
True /cow/boys remain anon but adam is an egotistical, sociopathic, limelight craving little cunt who can fuck right off as far as im concerned. He is not one of "us".
>>890949
>t's the epitomy of establishment old boy's club kicking-down.
Exactly and as a lad of working class stock myself, this is one of the primary reasons for my utter disdain for him.
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46de82 No.890956
Apologies for the doublepost lads. Proper fucked up there….
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7cb742 No.891056
>>890944
Go home paki.
If you're not already using a VPN you should be. It's like 40 quid a year and lets you shit all over retards, reroll your IP and do it again. Just like the old dial up days.
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abec2e No.891292
Just an interesting series of twats.
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abec2e No.891698
https://mega.nz/#F!r7AxTK6a!znZw8JBb6AtAwjwpcndtyQ
20160727 QMaWv1wKWQo Marina Joyce and the line between Fans and Creators.mp4
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20160823 rBZ8z2gfcMw An Explanation Before I Block People.mp4
26 videos
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335d1d No.891890
>>891292
>yall
don't make me kill you, gords
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46de82 No.891909
>>891292
>4th pic
So he's become obsessed with orbiting e-thots now then?
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abec2e No.891969
>>891909
It looks like he's talking to these women and "women" all day. I don't think any of them realise he's referencing his cannibalism fetish but unless they respond with disgust he takes it as tacit approval. They don't know to him submissive means being willing to be tortured and eaten alive like his sylphs. Being thots they must deal with guys more outwardly creepy than him, but probably only a few as actually dangerous. Anyway, those that have figured it out have been quickly purged as nazis, trolls, etc.
Often he acts like a complete cunt to people for no reason. He talks to himself in vague terms and when some other idiot replies in similar vague fashion he reads aggression or insult into it and gets angry.
>>889775
So difficult to know how much he's fooling himself. Maybe he's stupid enough to think they are his friends or that they like him rather than just spouting platitudes and virtue signalling. For all we know due to his autism he thinks he is the only one who's lying and pretending. But then again he made many videos and posts about how disgusting he is and how he's viewed by others.
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7cb742 No.892515
>>891969
Someone with a fake female twitter account needs to string him along. Pretend to be some doctor who fan girl and then agree to meet him some where. Repeatedly have excuses for not turning up until he loses it and spergs.
Be the blue spike of Jahans. Except not pedo bait or fucked in the head.
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46de82 No.892631
>>892515
Has potential but hes super paranoid and im sure its been tried before. He sees "nazis" everywhere - anyonoe who even approaches him is a potential "nazi" and he rarely engages (iv not tried recently but I used to be able to get him to respond on youtube on a deep undercover account but after the discord drama he stopped interacting with anyone and withdrew into a kind of bubble)
Its a good idea though and anyone with a plausable deep undercover twatter account should give it a try. It has to be plausable though. The account has to have followers and look legit - hes a spakka but he has wised up to people making troll accounts to try and befriend him. For the dr who fangril concept to work, it would take dedication. You would need to spend a while essentially RPing an aspie fangirl, accrue some followers, like the right stuff etc, do everything you can to make the account look legit.
It would be a long term efforttroll but it has to potential to pay dividends IF its done right.
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abec2e No.892771
https://mega.nz/#F!zrRnhKzQ!NFfWY-qM42uxS9rE5KB9ig
20160824 xxDayOWNx5A An Explanation Of The Lore Of The Multiverse.mp4
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20160920 cByv5cLlgHQ 2000 Subs A Vlog.mp4
38 videos
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abec2e No.893176
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abec2e No.893183
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abec2e No.893942
https://mega.nz/#F!6dl0wIKT!1CTeHOafCuIm4veOoCk3Kg
20160921 YmBLqZRkTTc 2000 Subscribers AMA Answers.mp4
to
20161104 _ENOyQVSR30 New Ipad and Skyrim.mp4
38 videos
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abec2e No.894850
https://mega.nz/#F!7FV0zYxR!y81Cb5HJRWO8OoAC9bqgyA
20161105 tyZ22qMRYo0 Remember Remember the 5th of November.mp4
to
20170130 j2-FcsC9n2s The Genocidal Should Reconsider.mp4
49 videos
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46de82 No.895056
>>893183
Fucking hell, that thirst. I wonder what the camwhores make of him. do they know his proclivities? He just paints himself to be the eternal victim. I fucking despise that.
And that post about "trolls hate"…….I dont hate him. - on the contrary I want more lulzy c0ntent from him. I just think its funny to laugh at aspie retards who make utter twats of themselves on the internet. Thats not hate - its humour.
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5bcaef No.895080
>>895056
>I wonder what the camwhores make of him
They're creeped out, even if they can't articulate why because they're camwhores. He just got blocked by another one a minute ago.
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abec2e No.895083
>>895056
Here's another one. It's pretty sad to be honest bickers we can see he's not trying to be a cunt it's just his autism makes him come off that way. The way he phrases things is so annoying but he doesn't get why.
Maybe Jahans should go on a sex and work strike himself. Wait.
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abec2e No.895085
From yesterday, a rare new bloggage
A Good Day
https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2019/05/a-good-day.html
http://archive.is/bdl9U
<varied reasons I can’t talk about
Bickers he made a deal with his family, that's what I think. It's a compromise. He can continue to leech off his parents and family like the fat parasite he is so long as he stops stirring up the trolls online. There could have been some mental health professional involvement too given the medication he was prescribed. Was there police involvement again? There's definitely something else he's keeping under wraps. Something he did.
<My diet and lifestyle has been shit due to stress and I have not walked as often as I like to. It has made me anxious and fractious. Gorging on cheap food to keep my inner demons at bay because my family needs me.
<cheap
Eating a whole stick of butter, an entire block of cheese and eight slices of bread in one go followed by an entire tub of ice cream isn't "cheap". He eats this way bickers he wants to and he can. Is the alcohol "cheap" too? He doesn't pay for it so he can talk as much shit as he likes.
<my family needs me
This is Jahans code for not committing suicide. He's saying if he isn't allowed to indulge himself with other people's money then he'll kill himself. This manipulative little shit wants us to believe it's all for their benefit. All the drama and bullshit has always been a distraction from the basic facts: he still hasn't got a job. Going on about the end of the world, the nazis, the trolls, etc, was just armour against growing up. What is he doing now? Playing pokemon and sending twats to thots.
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5bcaef No.895094
>>895083
He's also spent way too long in a room debating a mechanical eye.
There's a little side bit that isn't in >>895083 cap that shows it perfectly.
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5bcaef No.895095
>>895094
Shit, just the last one.
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5b08ec No.895099
>>895080
They know why they don't like him but he's probably giving them money on their streams. There's no way he isn't
>It's a human right to not be seen as a whore for acting like a whore
lol no.
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abec2e No.895104
>>895094
Yes it's all very one way. He'd always block anyone who questioned him on his youtube so he didn't even get any practise there. He talks about trolls and hate but the truth is he blocked people who made him feel shame at being wrong. He says "If you have a problem with me please let me know" but he almost always explodes with rage when challenged. One rule for him, another for everyone else.
I bet his twatter block list is massive, and mostly innocent people. And now he's retwatting to virtue signal and make everything better. So transparent.
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abec2e No.895118
They're piling on now. This is true 21st century real-time nectar.
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5bcaef No.895269
>>895118
Now with a rare TGWTG lolcow crossover
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5b08ec No.895415
This conversation becomes so much weirder when you realize it's entirely about women wanting to kill their (or other women's) babies. Just imagine being upset you pissed off a baby murderer and that gave you an anxiety attack.
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abec2e No.895620
>>895269
>>895415
He and these women are as disgusting and degenerate as each other. They both look to an authority to know what to think and have no moral grounding to their beliefs at all. A vile mix of selfishness and cowardice. Unfortunately for Jahans he is too ugly for that common ground to give him any practical benefit.
Once again Jahans sickens me. With this twat he shows he's not interested in right or wrong, only virtue signalling and conforming to the approved leftist viewpoint. This kind of behaviour is the basis of the idea that Jahans was never a leftist, that is was all for show and a cover - but in truth he is a typical leftist. They are all like this. Jahans is just the more ugly obvious face of it.
After all that apologising he then retwatted this second image. Anyone who goes back to read his twats will assume this is directed at them, that the women who blocked him today are "that fucker" and "that dick" who he tried so hard with. He resents them all for not following his flawed logic and he's lying about understanding anything.
Despite this we have to laugh at his choice of authority being fucking hotdogs in face girl. Plus again he again unknowingly denigrates the women he blocked. Their words aren't even worth shit compared to some youtube e-celeb. What a prick.
>>895099 (Checked)
But they can't say so in public. They have to pretend to be nice until he gives them a reason not to be. They are all good leftists and it's only ok to call someone ugly once they've been "cancelled". If Jahans gets exposed in a bigger way on twatter I bet TEN chomp bars they'll all be attacking him like sharks. Just give them an excuse.
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5bcaef No.895665
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>895620
this casual degeneracy on twitter is even worse than Second Life
On the plus side you know he's DYING to make a video. He's dying to tell us how "problematic" he is while at the same time letting us know how badly he wants to eat all his twitter thot friends' buttocks.
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5bcaef No.895776
Some random art found in the wild
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5b08ec No.895781
>>895665
Well second life didn't try to kill babies. It mostly just prevented some from existing by giving degenerates a place to roleplay.
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46de82 No.895841
>>895083
>Maybe Jahans should go on a sex and work strike himself. Wait…..
Topkek
Cheers for the screengrabs tbh lad. When that "Harley" whore chastised him, bet it ruined his day. And the simpering cucky, bootlicking response. I just dont get the mindset. Perhaps that is what makes him so fascinating to me. I wish to understand this raginf, mantitted enigma.
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46de82 No.895842
>>895104
That "dear me" twat is probably the most sensible thing he has ever posted in his entire life.
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5b08ec No.895859
>>895841
He's a hyper submissive "man". He gets off on being subservient to women mixed with his retardation making him a loyal leftist to the core.
Remember he has no sexual filter.
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abec2e No.895941
https://mega.nz/#F!yfZRVIoT!CKDsidXWmeH_88tCQT9U0g
20170130 o84ybUb5DXM A Crisis of Autism and Employment.mp4
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20170308 rdhrhm7E0vE The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 2.mp4
39 videos
>>895665
And to say he's bad but the nazis are worse. Him making that recent vid is a good sign you're right. Bickers whether it was his own resolve not to make new videos or a rule enforced by his parents, nevertheless he did do a new one. Just twatting isn't enough.
>>895841
Not all but many of these women he's interacting with appear to have no value whatsoever apart from what Jahans and other people like him supply. Apart from the odd leftist retwat or mention of some shit TV show it's just sex, eating and drinking.
Despite the fact that Jahans makes up a significant proportion of their likes do they even know anything about Jahanism? Have they even read his stories? I doubt it. The amount of untapped nectar at their fingertips is staggering but yet they waste the opportunity to indulge in yet another bottle of cheap wine.
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5bcaef No.896009
>>895841
well he just had a "panic attack" from playing Pokemon so factor that into the psychological models.
I have to say that I was initially disappointed but JahansTwitter is a unique experience. It's not better than the 40 minute daily videos, but the minute by minute updates from Jahans' subconscious id can be fascinating.
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abec2e No.896038
>>896009
First twatter, then pokemon, He's moving from panic attack to panic attack.
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5bcaef No.896234
>>896038
Not to mention that 24 hours earlier in his blog Pokemon was his ROCK during these hard times…
>>895085
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335d1d No.896650
>>895941
9/11 happened while jahans was at secondary school? how old is this nigga?
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abec2e No.896664
More fallout from the abortion stuff. His logic tells him he is right (that women should go on a sex strike) but he can't give into peer pressure (women telling him to fuck off). But seriously it's pretty funny the authority he needs to rebel against is now personified by leftist feminists.
>>896650
I think he was born in 1992.
https://mega.nz/#F!WnAAFCoB!axd2mPF8dcVr-kKB5Wi7iQ
20170310 5Nleno1GA6g The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 3.mp4
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20170526 z4b8-046SAs Fight Club Thoughts.mp4
37 videos
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abec2e No.896875
We all know what Jahans thinks women are for - and it's not sex.
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46de82 No.897208
>>896875
>"I just like strikes…."
Says the benefits scrounger who has never done a proper days work in his life.
>"…and if a woman who likes abortions is married to a republican maybe that can put pressure on the situation"
Sterling logic there from the manchild titfreak. God I despise the leftist mindset. I can tolerate abortion if say, a girl was raped or there are life threatening complications during the pregnancy and nignogs - they can abort away all day long AFAIC but abortion as contraception is just wrong and the hallmarks of a decadent, dying society. And bluepill mongs like him encourage and give legitimacy to this behaviour.
Why is he inserting himself into this "conversation" anyway? Its US politics and being a bong, it has sweet fuck all to do with him & it's not like hes going to be voluntarily participating in this laughable "sex strike"anyway, being the peak example of an uberfrustrated incel.
Tbh hes probably thinking:
>"Well if I'm not getting any, no one else should be getting any either"
That and talking about sex with this gaggle of feminist e-thots is probably the closest he comes to women & sex rather than a poor abused inflatable dalek which stands as substitute
>"Women do not exist for the pleasure of anyone…."
Except when it comes to deviant cannibalistic orgies involving effluvia and buttock-munching right Gords? Such hypocrisy considering sex is pretty much all he thinks about. Did he ever write a fanfic that didn't contain sexual imagery of some kind?
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5b08ec No.897216
>>896009
Someone needs to ask him what about pokemon made him have a panic attack
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abec2e No.897274
https://mega.nz/#F!ZPJEgKLa!dSz9vG8s6l3-hGOKaUkJAg
20170528 EEWURqorLII Social Justice Stalling.mp4
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20171214 4CiyNCYSr2U EDA Reviews E03 The Body Snatchers.mp4
33 videos
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abec2e No.897303
He can't afford meat you NAHTSEE CUNCE
But I hope he can find time in his busy schedule to bathe, eat, sleep, just be himself a bit.
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4a5b16 No.897309
>>897303
>women have such sweet and wholesome friendships
If anyone needed proof that Jahans has never spent time around human females.
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46de82 No.897356
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5b08ec No.897382
>>897303
That pie alone costs about as much as a Quorn bag of fake meat. Which we know he eats any way. A jacket potato and some quorn sausages would be a fine meal. But he doesn't even buy meal food. He buys utter shite yet again.
Universal credit is not an excuse for not eating properly. He could easily buy frozen chicken breasts for £4 a bag which will give him almost a weeks worth. Frozen vegetables and a bag of potatoes. That's maybe twice the cost of one of his current meals.
I'm suspect he just doesn't know how to cook. It's the only thing which would make sense. It's all the fat fuckers who can't cook who claim ingredients are too expensive and junk foods cheaper.
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46de82 No.897429
>>897382
My guess is that Helen pays for all his food anyway and his UC/PIP or whatever bennies he gets goes purely on jahans stuff (ie ethot donations, vidya, shitty dr who merch etc etc etc…)
I highly doubt he buys his own food. More likely just raids his mum's pantry.
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5bcaef No.897470
>>897303
>>897382
I live in an expensive-as-fuck city and the price of eggs is now down to about a buck a dozen.
Does anyone know if Kallman's impairs taste buds too? I know the sense of smell it impairs is part of taste.
The mise en scene of Jahans Instagram is what makes it though. It's prison food anyway, but it's presented against a background of hoarder-style squalor. He photographs it in the same place every day and the trash around it grows and grows. Bottles are on their side and ever get turned up. I guess he finished off the bottle of Jaeger though.
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6ca877 No.897582
>>895083
I believe that the "sex strike" is just another kink to him.
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f8185c No.897778
>>897303
I'm pretty certain Jahans has said taking a daily shower is too exhausting for him.
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4af30d No.898035
>>897303
>can't afford meat
>"food" is swimming in a sea of liquid butter
Never change you manboobed goblin.
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abec2e No.898102
He talks about doing things differently but he's still making the exact same mistakes as always.
>>897309
>>897356
From reading threads about trannies on another site it seems to be common for them to share this bizarre naive idealisation of women with Jahans.
>>897429
On Jahans' garlic bread instagram post captioned "they are free food for me at the end of a hard week/month" someone asked why it was free. Their comment was deleted. I agree, his mum is paying for almost everything. Hence the arguments about him annihilating entire sticks of butter and multiple blocks of cheese every day.
>>897470
Not just impairs, but removes. His olfactory bulb is missing. Jahans seems to have all the worst symptoms of Kallmann syndrome which in itself is an incredibly rare thing for an already very rare disorder. The taste thing is an interesting question bickers having no sense of smell at all must totally change the sensation of eating and drinking, so I think you are right it's a factor.
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abec2e No.898297
<n-no I buy the butter with my own money
It seems stealing his mum's butter isn't enough to satiate him. He has to go out and buy more butter in the evening bickers it doesn't even last a whole day.
On an unrelated note, why does he still have the GNP logo on his twatter header? No one else ever joined his "company" since he formed it all those years ago. He never published a book of his stories like he said he was going to either. Is it finally time for Jahans to move on?
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a39909 No.898359
>>898297
>green nothing productions
poetry
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5bcaef No.898398
>>898102
>Not just impairs, but removes
That is fascinating. For Jahans, much of eating and drinking must be about texture and general feeling. It's a totally different experience.
How does this tie into his shark fetishism and cannibalism? Sharks don't chew or savor, they tear savagely at flesh.
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abec2e No.899000
>>898398
What sort of shark eats toasties? This is just the typical fat person thing of piling in as many calories as possible as their body desperately cries out for protein. The lower the food quality, the higher goes the appetite.
If he were eating something other than carb-slop then I could see it being linked to his shark thing. The only other connection is possibly the gluttony aspect.
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abec2e No.899035
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b4c95d No.900183
>>899035
>The depth and breadth of the evil of a lot of men to women is stunning
Of course you would know, Jahans. This nigga is 2 steps away from becoming a microdick'd Martin Vanger.
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aeea54 No.900334
>>899000
That first tweet sums him up in a nutshell. He's an autistic manchild who seeks pleasure endlessly, but through his own stupidity he ends up torturing himself listening to lies from baby murderers.
>>900183
If he carries on his current path he may go full tranny. He's growing to hate men more and more and worship whores on twitter. He could easily go tranny himself with the way his mental state is.
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abec2e No.900632
>>900334
Yes, absolutely. My theory for a while has been that testosterone makes Jahans more likely to become a tranny bickers trannyism today is almost always a porn and autism linked fetish known as autogynephilia. Also Jahans does have an extreme micropenis leaving him incapable of normal sex. It's one of the reasons why he hates and degrades women in such a severe way (torture and cannibalism) and a theme you see repeated by lots of trannies (although usually in a less extreme way).
Let's look at some factors
>idealisation of women in almost every respect
>but extreme degradation of women in porn/fantasies (or arguably himself as a women)
>leftist virtue signalling and anti-white dog whistling
>autism
>bisexuality
>unemployment
>social isolation
>micropenis
>hormone / development issues
>a history of involvement with trannies
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abec2e No.900634
His mum is spending her money on holidays when she could be buying her adult son a new gaming PC. Outrageous.
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c6bbdc No.900655
>>900634
>my components are good except the GPU
>i need to buy a new computer
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aeea54 No.900680
>>900632
Man I'd love to know about his disability assessment. They're really hard on you and "I'm autistic, nazis stalk me" might not be enough as they tighten the grip on gibs me dats. He'll be facing the chopping block sooner or later and he'll go ape shit at the BLOODY TORIES for doing it. There is of course no reason he couldn't work.
>>900634
That's literally a top of the line PC. And he's supposed to be poor and dying of starvation while bathing in butter (someone please draw them). Why the fuck would you have 16 gig of ram and no way to use it i.e. graphics card? It's only purpose is gaming or media editing and he does neither. Games aren't even using 16 gig of ram yet.
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aeea54 No.900688
>>900680
Oh and to follow this up. If you're actually disabled they stop doing assessments. The allowance he's on is temporary if he's getting assessments still. And it has a fixed maximum limit now. If he doesn't qualify for life time gibs me dats he will lose them sooner or later.
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5217c8 No.900691
>>899000
>>900634
>I hate … how people hate you having fun or a good time
<days later
>people who spend thousands on holidays annoy the piss out of me
Never change, Gordo.
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f8185c No.900762
>>898398
I've just uploaded two videos that basically confirm this. Apparently, Jahans really doesn't like the texture of pasta. He claims that prior to the shooting of the video, the last he had pasta was when he was five and he was forced to eat it. In the first video, he even covers the noodles in salt.
Oct 12, 2013 - Gordon Tries Beef and Tomato Pot Noodle and Green Tea
https://www.bitchute.com/video/yXLxpJ47O9Yb/
Oct 16, 2013 - Gordon Tries Bachelors Delibox chicken and mushroom pasta
https://www.bitchute.com/video/EPQTOX7nVVdc/
“In fairness, the actual taste of it – was better than – than the pot noodle, but it’s the texture. The texture. Because – because it just doesn’t feel edible in the mouth. The texture is just [revulsion noise]. It’s like having intestines in your mouth.”
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abec2e No.900775
>>900655 (Checked)
>>900680
It's times like this we are reminded how retarded Jahans actually is. The story doesn't make any sense so like everything he ever says it has this air of bullshit.
<like no graphics card
Translation: has a graphics card but not a new expensive one. Better pay up bickers he needs it to survive. You wouldn't want him to stab himself in heart dear mother. Luckily for him none of his "friends" will read any of his twats otherwise they'd be pretty disgusted at his entitlement.
>>900688 (Checked)
He did explain to one worker that he can't make money out of being a writer bickers he's a white male and the world doesn't need to hear from more white male authors. It would be incredible to listen in on such meetings. They don't realise how lucky they are to receive such absolute nectar.
>>900691
Does his autism prevent him from seeing his mum as a person who deserves to have fun and therefore the hypocrisy doesn't occur to him, or is he just a complete cunt? That's the question. Where is his "moral code"? He virtue signals like crazy but treating other people with respect or even thinking about them for even one second? Nah, fuck that.
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abec2e No.900776
>>900762
A selection of pasta twats.
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aeea54 No.900792
>>900775
He's a complete cunt. How did you miss that fact? He's like every other lefty but he lacks the money to be a trust fund kiddy.
>>900776
>Food is magical and requires no investment to stock or make.
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5bcaef No.900931
>>900634
Ah, he's ragging on Helen going on vacation again. This is the NEET life personified, even his bitter, childish resentments repeat in a loop.
This is the woman who he's suffered "bad poverty and utter shit" the last 5 months for. Happily going on holiday.
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abec2e No.901211
His mother keeps messing with the heating! Who the FUCK does she think she is doing that in her own house with the heating she pays for? Doesn't she realise he's cold when he wakes up at midnight to have his breakfast toastie?
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abec2e No.901216
Having the honour of talking to Jahans is a privilege not a right.
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3f5fec No.901292
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abec2e No.901628
His damn mother taking him to the doctor? What is her problem?!
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5bcaef No.901838
>>901628
>My mother is taking me to an appointment and because she's so impulsive we'll be… early!
Remember when he would get lost going to doctor's appointments alone? Fuck, Jahans has told multiple anecdotes about getting lost in Woking, a town of about 60,000 people.
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abec2e No.902025
>>901838
Now he's claiming he's his mother carer.
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8b714a No.902026
>>902025
Doctor did not agree on his diet unless he lied. Which he likely did. He never said he drowns innocent sandwiches in swimming pools of butter.
Doctor gave him good advice. He's acting paranoid about nazi stalkers and he needs to come away from the computer because it's hurting his mental health. Especially if he's having panic attacks from it.
Is that a tranny trying to flirt with him or a troll?
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da5468 No.902027
>>902025
It's like he doesn't realise the importance of going for his disability assessment and why his mum needs him to attend. If a claimant doesn't attend the appointment, the DWP will stop his benefit payments.
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8b714a No.902029
>>902027
Do we know exactly what he's getting gibs me dats for?
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abec2e No.902031
>>902026
>He never said he drowns innocent sandwiches in swimming pools of butter
💋👌
Although the doctor probably did go easy on him yes it's certain Jahans isn't telling the truth to them or us.
>Is that a tranny trying to flirt with him or a troll?
I don't know but the idea of anyone being so starved for attention they end up doing that with Jahans is hilarious and sad. Or that they have no idea what Jahans is. On balance probably not a troll though as they look like your typical follow-for-follow twitter nobody. Typically zero to one likes per post from almost two thousand followers.
>>902027
Is he really that stupid, is it delusion, or is he outright lying? He'd be utterly fucked without his mum's help. This is one thing that does annoy me, I admit that. She and Keith don't deserve this.
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8b714a No.902032
>>902031
Did he lose his gibs?
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abec2e No.902034
>>902032
These twats are all we have to go on I'm afraid so your guess is as good as mine.
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3f5fec No.902036
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da5468 No.902048
>>902029
It will either be ESA or PIP. PIP is much harder to get and is intended for people with serious disabilities not mental health issues.
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5bcaef No.902054
>>902026
His panic attack was actually because he got told off and blocked by some thot on twitter.
>>902031
>She and Keith don't deserve this
Imagine having to take care of this destructive, degenerate monster for the rest of your life.
>>902031
>I'm a shark
░１００％ ＪΛＨΛＮＩＣ
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8b714a No.902071
>>902048
I know the systems mate. I'm just trying to figure out if he could get PIP.
Some lads around here are proper mongs and can't get PIP. But if he's on ESA he can't possibly be on the tier 2 ESA if he's having assessments, which means he's on a limited time gibs.
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5bcaef No.902099
>>902025
Jahans interacting with these unsuspecting degenerates is hilarious. So much goes on in an exchange like this:
>virgin degeneratesplains BD/SM sex to random chode
>chode engages in conversation
>virgin says he doesn't have the energy to have a conversation
>adds that Daddy Keith was mean
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8b714a No.902134
>>902099
BDSM punishment is actual punishment though. The playful spanking is different to a BDSM life style, where you do treat your sub as an actual sub who gets rewards and punishments..
>I'm a virgin with a micro penis and I want to dominate you.
I'm almost tempted to make this t shirt and send it to him.. Sadly I don't have his address but it would be fun. Maybe include a list of fetishes and send it to his mother so it gets opened.
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abec2e No.902245
>>902054
It's horrible to think about.
Must have been a joyous few days during the boyfriend saga thinking he might finally be gone. Then the house sale plan didn't pan out. What other way is there to get rid of him? I'm at a loss apart from more extreme measures.
Cutting off the internet would provoke violence leading to some time away from him either in hospital herself or Jahans in a cell. Just abandoning the house is another option.
>>902099 (Checked)
He lost sleep and had panic attacks over a thot telling him she didn't want to discuss something then he does the same right back to someone else. It's such a weird thing to end the exchange with as well. It's like he sees himself as the "sub" to Keith. I want to laugh but it's disturbing.
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8b714a No.902272
>>902245
It's more like we have a literal child not given man pills and he can't understand shit except he wants to fuck submissive women with a penis he doesn't have.
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5bcaef No.902281
>>902272
Well Big Dom Daddy Jahans has effectively infantilized himself, hasn't he? A pre-teen would have a better chance of survival apart from Helen than contemporary Jahans has. A pre-teen could walk a mile without collapsing in pain from morbid obesity. Like in Adam's "An Englishman on Holiday" video, Jahans has sabotaged his own life for both spite and, ironically, short-term comfort.
>>902245
Keith is a smart guy, so I assume he has exhausted carrot-and-stick techniques. If he wants a new graphics card - study for and pass a driver's test. But Jahans likely sabotaged every attempt or violently refused.
It's really crazy. This is the only time in the history of the planet that Jahans could exist. For all of the creatures that have gone extinct, we have seen the birth and pathetic life of a new form.
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8b714a No.902299
>>902281
I know very little about Keith but what I do know is Jahans is his son more than anything else. Daddy writes shitty books for amazon, larps about being a socialist and acts like a complete twat. Jahans isn't your standard retard, he's a high functioning retard which means his parents influenced him a lot. Same as with Chris.
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abec2e No.902322
Again with the "survive" talk. How is he surprised he's not dead? That makes no sense. What did he do that put his life in any danger? If he means suicide then that's incredibly offensive to trivialise so carelessly.
>>902281
What is hilarious is Jahans calling himself a "dom". He just throws that in there so casually but it's such utter bollocks. What would he actually do with those submissive wo(men)? Thinking about how that would practically work almost makes me feel sorry for him. OK, so the spanking is done, time for him to whip out his… slightly larger tic tac. Thinking back to those Godwinson videos any idea of Jahans being dominant (outside of a screaming uncontrolled murderous rage) was completely debunked. But it is a little worrying bickers I can imagine him taking out that frustration on someone serial killer style.
>Keith is a smart guy,
Yes very true, got to agree there. Taking a moment to think about what Keith would do as opposed to Jahans' lies brings it back to reality. Keith again acts a rock solid foundation we can rely on.
>pathetic life of a new form
We are blessed.
>>902299 (Checked)
He never did even 1% of what Jahans has accused him of, that much we do know.
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5bcaef No.902463
>>902299
Except they had another kid. Becky is from all appearances completely fine. The only details I know about her feelings toward her family is that she was terrified of Jahans.
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97cc19 No.902503
>>890644
You’re right. Clearly a jewish conspiracy is the only explanation for Sargon’s campaign failing.
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8b714a No.902532
>>902463
Which means they fucked up in raising him. retarded kids are potentially violent if not properly controlled. Diet coke and cheese toasties is not that control.
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4b5031 No.902715
>>902503
You have the reading comprehension of a retarded fifth grader. Fuck off back to the IBS cancer containment thread.
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abec2e No.902797
Jahans now trying to pretend his shrunken women fetish isn't about cannibalism.
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c05a8d No.902802
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Machine generated timelapse of all Jahans youtube videos to date
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5c376e No.902804
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4605c3 No.902807
>>902797
"My shrunk women fetish is actually because I have a micro penis and at that size I could pleasure one"
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4605c3 No.902808
>>902802
I want someone to stablize this and remove the gaming shit. Show him slowly morphing..
Why the fuck is he wearing a top hat?
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4605c3 No.902810
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5bcaef No.902911
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>902797
It's comical to watch him try to wrap his disgusting fetishes into the simple language of sado-masochism.
To take it one step further, a shrunken "doll" sized woman also can't run away.
>>902802
the 1 minute mark is like watching Bruce Banner turn into the Incredible Hulk.
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abec2e No.902982
>>902802
>hair growing before a cut
>chair slowing sinking then suddenly rising up
>same clothes worn for weeks or more
>months or years between bed sheet changes
>change of scenery or seating angle every so often
>growing piles of tissues
>pizza boxes and other rubbish shuffling around
>the changes to the curtains
>the exercise bike's brief appearance
>the colour coded schedule when he made those new channels
>those times when sun beams or shadows race across
>rare changes to the dvd and book collection
>brief flashes of let's plays
>his insane frantic flailing
>>902911 (Checked)
He can't be stupid enough to think people aren't going to find out the truth. We have his quotes about torturing women, roasting them alive, eating them, etc. We have all his videos and his stories. There is so much there even in the audio books that remains unclipped and undiscussed. The Jahanquisition video does a great job, and no doubt decisively damns him, but that's still just a mere slice of it.
What the fuck is he doing? He didn't even make a new twitter account to escape it. The only explanation is his deep connection to the Farsh-nuke.
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abec2e No.902984
>>902808
>top hat
Think it was inspired by Jim Sterling.
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6ed310 No.903004
Anyone know what happened to that short story collection he was writing? Or if any of his old stories are still up anywhere?
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85ccb4 No.903112
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5bcaef No.903306
>>902802
I've just watched it and paused at random. This video may be the greatest thing /cow/ has ever created.
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b4c95d No.903311
>>903004
I had a zip file with Epubs of this stories. If I find it I'll post it here. In the meantime here's a Jahanic sermon
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4605c3 No.903558
>>902982
If he made a new account he wouldn't have any followers. If he uses that one at least he has a few nazis following him. Does Twitter let you double tap a phone number?
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abec2e No.903840
Laura Queen of Earth incident referenced on another site.
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e69df7 No.904599
Jim need to make an Internet Insanity about him
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b4c95d No.904764
>>904599
There's too much footage to sift through.
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b8745d No.904775
>>903840
Is that another site KF you absolute newfag?
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5bcaef No.904972
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abec2e No.905016
Jahans getting into fat acceptance. Another prediction people made years ago that came true. Many extremely stupid twats here but the buying lingerie for "your fattest self" takes the cake. Women, forget buying underwear that actually fits bickers "straps can be tightened" and "hems raised".
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abec2e No.905026
Jahans must have got more warnings about his weight from the doctor. Despite seeing himself as so logical and superior to those damn stupid emotional autopilot neurotypicals, he is still in denial that his massive gluttony is the cause of his dangerously unhealthy extra body fat.
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abec2e No.905095
How could he do his man Corbyn like this?
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650286 No.905140
>>904599
Nice bait Sweety Squadder
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4605c3 No.905196
>>905026
Jahans is now so fat he can't breathe when he sleeps. Brilliant.
>You can't lose weight by the way you actually lose weight
>Please tell me how to think
<Twitter doesn't make people think different
What?
Why the fuck are people now adding * instead of letters?
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46de82 No.905310
>>904599
Jims a faggot.
>>905196
Even though the furore around him has died down its still fun to watch his akward twatter behaviour. All he does is fucking moan about inconsequential shit. Somehow because it's jahans though, its funny. Very funny.
>>905026
>>905016
>>902982
>>902797
>>902322
Doing God's work with all this m88. Your monitoring and relaying all the twatter front activity is much appreciated
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5bcaef No.905313
>>905095
I bet Helen voted for the Brexit Party.
Interesting rehash here, denying his (frequently claimed) history of lashing out by smashing a kid's head into a rock repeatedly while screaming WHY WONT YOU DIE
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46de82 No.905321
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>905313
Forever the victim isn't he.
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4605c3 No.905736
>>905313
>As a kid I was a violent brat because my parents didn't raise me as the sperg I clearly am.
>I dreamt I couldn't carry on being violent and getting rid of the rest of my family.
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abec2e No.905869
Jahans addressing the JQ (the other one). Also,
✔ rejected by the hannigram community
One of things that always amused me is that Hannibal would certainly target Jahans. He perfectly fits the profile of the slobby, disgusting, tasteless, offensive person Hannibal would elaborately kill if Jahans went full farshnuke. One look at his instagram would condemn him.
>>905310
You're welcome.
>>905313
He keeps trying to rewrite history but he admitted it with lots of people listening. Anyway this vid recently on JahansArchive reveals the timeline of the bullying. The dead animal and other weird stuff came first, then the bullying, as admitted by his own words.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/hYWa3AbdBN2M/
Worth watching for lurkers who think any of the JAHANSFACTS are made up or embellished. They are all from his vids, his writings or the interviews, and they are all real.
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4c5a3c No.906307
>>905869
>The JQ is correct but if you say the people doing it you're wrong
Also don't question the fact that you're watching a constant stream of media made by these people while saying you condemn "neo capitalism" or whatever shit you call it. Putting 2 and 2 together is too complex for this autist.
Jahans is like an ogre who claims the villagers who try to stop his raids for female human flesh are monsters.
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5bcaef No.906321
>>906307
>Jahans is like an ogre who claims the villagers who try to stop his raids for female human flesh are monsters.
That is his true and honest argument every time he gets called out about his cannibalism fetish. You're worse because chickens are raised badly and cows are harvested for food.
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4c5a3c No.906590
>>906321
Has he never run into a vegan?
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8e8474 No.906658
>>905869
As retarded as he is, the fact that he even bothers to criticize the rich makes him a bit more honest than quite a few neolibs in fact of course. Imagine how movieblob would react to these tweets
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5bcaef No.906687
>>906590
See but his writing about cannibalism is just fantasy (and also he has used barbie dolls to get off to thoughts of tiny shrunken women). Slaughterhouses are real. Ergo he's better than this society.
He uses this argument every time he gets in trouble for his fetishes spilling over into the real world and provoking disgust.
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abec2e No.906862
He woke up at 9pm UK time yesterday and posted a toastie on instagram with the caption "Breakfast".
>>906658
In his autism he will stumble upon things and point out stuff he doesn't know he's not supposed to. But then we see the whole leftist framework come into play to immediately put a halt to any further thought, as it's designed to.
>Imagine how movieblob would react to these tweets
Good point. Maybe one day Jahans will get himself into trouble he can't simply block his way out of.
>>906687
True. Along the same lines he'll say "but you like vampires" and "but you like Hannibal".
We can't know for sure in every case but my personal opinion is Jahans often knows he's being dishonest. Non-autistic people do this too, especially children, but bickers by his reasoning his lies should be logically believable and you should have no grounding to doubt him he'll become angry at the unfairness of being called out.
Likewise any discussion of the other JQ (job question) sends him into rage bickers it's so easy for his relatives to call him out on. It's very disconcerting that normal people can easily "read his mind" in this way as he has severely reduced empathy. All he can do then is utterly demonise them in order to invalidate their opinions, which is why both Helen and Keith are portrayed as evil. The uncaring truth speaking anonymous commentators? Well in this model they are true evil, literal nazis, the worst beings who can exist in his canon. Simply for pointing out basic obvious truths.
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abec2e No.906965
His diet slowly (or not so slowly) killing him.
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3f5fec No.906994
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da5468 No.907142
>>906965
Metoclopramide is a prescription only anti-emetic if anyone is wondering. It's probably being used on Jahans to treat acid reflux considering all the aspartame laced shit he funnels into his gob.
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10b84c No.907182
>>906965
Nigga what the fuck is on that toast? It looks like a raw chicken car crash.
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46de82 No.907221
>>872346
>>872180
The Crowley comparison is actually quite interesting in that both he & Jahans took their degeneracy to the extremes & they do indeed bear many similarities in their character makeup. However, there are stark juxtapositions to be made too as Crowley posessed a lot of things jahans lacks. I'll attempt a quick rundown with a hypothesis at the end because I think I have a theory here:
>Crowley was an eccentric. He had a strong magnetic personality that drew people to him and was heir to a fortune that basically gave him "fuck you" money to do pretty much what he wanted without having to worry about work.
>Gordon desires to be an eccentric but fails because he lacks the charisma (and necessary funds to live such an extravagant lifesyle) He relies on state bennies (and his mum) to keep him.
>Both had a deep seated hatred for their parents (Mother in Crowleys case, father in jahans)
>Both were/are perverted and deviant individuals
>Crowley had the looks (in his youth before he became a fat baldy) the charisma, the connections and the money to be able to act on his perversions.
>Gords is a hideous dysgenic freak with the looks of a schizophrenic homeless & all the charisma of a damp dishcloth.
>Crowley's writings (like the man or not) had a huge impact on the occult and western esoterica in general
>Gordons writings are basically complete lack of self awareness "my immortal" tier fanfics with added grotesquerie.
>Both had high ambitions.
>Crowley arguably succeeded in many of his (mountineering, "channeling" a seminal esoteric work, a string of mistresses and bumboys to sate his every desire etc)
>Gordon's ambitions (be a bbc script writer/novelist & get a submissive woman who will let him cannibalize her arse) fall firmly into the category of "unrealistic expectations"
>Both had an unhealthy fascination & obsession with bodily fluids and faecal matter
>Crowley wrote his own (unironic) "esoterica" and formed his own religion (Thelema) and fraternal organisation (A∴A∴ and a restructured O.T.O) based around that.
>Gordon's esoterica is IRONICALLY written by other people for the sole intent of taking the piss.
>Crowley had genuine wit
>Gordon is just lolcow funny (ie: you laught AT him not WITH him)
>Crowley wrote smutty poems with precision prose.
>Gordon writes smutty fanfic with godawful prose.
>Crowley was an extrovert and social butterfly
>Gordon is a NEET weirdo
>Both gained noteriety.
>Both bisexual
>Crowley had a bombastic, IDGAF attitude and didn't care who he offended.
>Gords is a simpering cuckold who will write lengthly twatter tirades, apologizing for just existing.
>Both annoyed right wingers with their unadulterated faggotry (Mussolini kicked crowley out of fascist italy because of the actions at Cefalu while Gordon brought down the attention of the internet h8machine upon himself after an ill advised couple of "provocative" videos were discovered by /pol/acks & went viral)
>Both were/are pretty horrible individuals overall
Far reaching hypothesis incoming….
What if……and bear with me now lads……
What if Jahans is the reincarnation of Crowley?
Think about it, Crowley lived a life of degenerate excess and by most accounts, was a massive dick.
What if, as some kind of karmic punishment, Crowley's soul ended up being reborn as Jahans - a soul possessed of the same corruption, deviance and lust for the perverse but this time in the form of a dsygenic, bitter, autistic, mantitted, rabidly socialist NEET with a pen0r the size of a tictac and a complete inability to act on his perversions. A fitting punishment for one such as Crowley, to live out a lifetime as jahans?
Just a thought lads but an interesting and amusing one imo. Something to ponder over and perhaps an explanation as to the "esoteric" nature of jahans himself.
Food for thought……
Not thots for food kek
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4c5a3c No.907441
>>907182
Bacon, potato and banana? And it's not even toast, it's a toastie. He's using a sandwich as a base for his… sandwich?
>>906862
You're giving Jahans way way too much credit here. He's a pretty basic retard who's been poorly raised. Most retards act on instinctive levels and learn they can get away with stuff if they pull the retard card. So he's pulling the card every chance he gets. Poor parenting made this work and taught him that lies and violence work so that's what he does.
Basically Jahans is a woman with male strength. And this is the end result. He's ironically more of a tranny than any one claiming to be a tranny is. As disgusting as it would be I hope someone convinces him to go full tranny because he would become more functional than he is now by some miracle. But I might just enjoy seeing a tranny jahans think he can use his vagina card to put pressure on porn stars to be cuddly with him and get his balls busted for it then throw tantrums
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4a8107 No.907462
>>906965
What's that in the food pic, supplements and his meds?
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abec2e No.907542
>>907182
Three cheese toasties topped with a baked potato, butter and a chicken pie.
>>907221
Supremely arousing post. If that's true, and you've certainly presented a solid case interwoven with Jahanic lore, then he's already blown his chance to be reincarnated as a higher life form next time.
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5bcaef No.907544
>>907182
I think it's the same "recipe" as this.
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c64ed0 No.907600
>>907542
some people say "war is hell". others
>i walked to the shops
>none of the rice i usually get
>sundays are hell
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10b84c No.907689
>>907544
There's definitely a cultural barrier here since I'm American, so I'm gonna try my best to decipher this:
He took two toasted PB sandwiches and used them as shingling for a baked potato covered into a squishy microwave pot pie?
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c64ed0 No.907737
>>907689
yes
layer one: melted butter pool
layer two: two peanut butter toasted sandwiches
layer three: jacket (baked) potato cut open and buttered
layer four: chicken pie
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5bcaef No.907892
>>907689
>>907737
I would unironically paypig for a "Cooking with Jahans" youtube channel
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abec2e No.908017
>>907600 (Checked)
Him trivialising real problems by complaining about his easy life in such dramatic terms is another very detestable Jahanism.
>>907892
A good idea and genuinely a shame Jahans will probably never do something like that. The sheer spectacle of the meal construction followed by him eating it would be horrific yet enthralling.
How many times did people tell him how he could make money from his lolcow status? He even mentioned it in a video. But bickers he's apparently so intelligent and everyone else is a dumb nazi he never listened. People want to see him rage and being disgusting and he could have effectively charged them to troll him using donation messages on steaming sites for example.
His big ego and fantasies of having a "left wing" audience torpedoed any chance. Instead we got a host of dead channels with nothing interesting and a shitreon giving people no reason to actually pay. There's always a lot of self loathing talk with him but when it comes down to it he still sees himself as something better than an internet clown.
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46de82 No.908110
>>907542
Thanks lad. It does indeed fgel the underlying esoteric archetype that surrounds jahans & fits in with the lore nicely.
>tfw wealthy & accomplished ceremonial magician of notoriety but give yourself over, completely to degeneracy and reap the terrible karmic fate of being reborn as jahans but in your jahans incarnation, instead of "taking your punishment", you fall back into your deviant ways and fail to take heed of the lessons the multiversal karmic law is trying to teach you and thus condemn yourself to a neverending cycle of rebirth into ever more degenerate and degraded forms.
I think the burning question now is……
What will be his FINAL FORM?
Jahanathulu? Yog Jahanathoth?
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46de82 No.908112
>>907542
*gel WITH the underlying esoteric archetype…
Sorry lad, fuck my inability to proofread before posting
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c05a8d No.908231
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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4c5a3c No.908243
>>907689
It's not an Americlap barrier. Even us Britons have no idea WTF he's doing in this picture.
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85ccb4 No.908456
>>908110
>What will be his FINAL FORM?
He's already told us. His final form is the great Farsh-nuke. Early multiversal lore centers around Jahans's self-insert realizing he has an elder god inside of himself.
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6ca877 No.909082
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abec2e No.909085
Jahans is defending Corbyn on twatter but the dumb fuck voted Green. He reveals again the one and only reason why he supports socialism is so he can get free money.
>distract myself
Sometimes knowing the Jahanic meaning behind his words is a burden.
>>908110
>>908456
Problem for the Farsh-nuke is the way things are going he's going to end up inhabiting a parasitical worm or a tic or something along those lines.
>>909082
Yes he has always taken care of his pets… lovingly.
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4c5a3c No.909124
>>909085
>TFW you're a nazi who supports the collapse of the welfare state even though you depend on it
>TFW you want a return to traditional local support for people with disabilities and mental health problems as it leads to much better results than mountains of paper work and pill pushing
>TFW Jahans would be a functional retard if asylums still existed instead of…. this
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abec2e No.909171
More twats, some of them now deleted.
Lots of great stuff here but his doctor telling him to get off the computer is my personal favourite.
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83ea8d No.909315
>>909085
>i have no power to do anything to actually improve my situation
i think this lie is the core of jahans around which everything else is built. he can't improve his diet because he's too poor, so he has to eat 5000 kcal of toasties and pies. he can't learn to programme because in his infinite knowledge, he knows all programming languages will become obsolete so soon it would be pointless. automation and post scarcity are the broad strokes to dismiss all other jobs in the same way. the only political hope for the future is socialism, which happens to include universal basic income for all scroungers like him. you can't accuse him of being an indulgent hedonist because playing skyrim, watching let's plays and scrolling twitter aren't things he really enjoys, they're just "distractions" to help him barely, just barely, cling onto his terrible life.
the bulk of his life is pure hedonism and leeching off other people, and all the rest is justification, by outright lies, for how there is literally not a single thing he could do to improve
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46de82 No.909613
>>909085
>Problem for the Farsh-nuke is the way things are going he's going to end up inhabiting a parasitical worm or a tic or something along those lines
Kek, this.
>tfw he hits the bottom of the degenerate reincarnation spiral and incarnates as a single cell amoeba but STILL manages to fuck it up by being deviant in some way (ie harbouring fantasies of devouring portions of his fellow amoebas) and ends up in some kind of eternal feedback loop at the very bottom of the karmic reincarnation scale.
That could be the point where he manages to break the actual cosmic process with his faggotry and give birth to something akin to Nurgle from 40k or whatnot.
>>908456
I always saw the farsh-nuke as more of a mary sue/wish fullfilment outlet of his than anything else. Like a kind of droll, shambling egregore of his own (inadvertent) creation
that was kind of gay and dumb and just there to be laughed at, rather than his proverbial "final form"
Perhaps though, the farsh nuke is a subconscious callback to his time as Crowley (when he could indeed sate his perverted lusts and gain his wanton desires) but now is manifest and filtered though the mind of the bitter autist that is jahans.
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5bcaef No.909702
>>909613
The musician Graham Bond claimed to be an illegitimate son of Crowley. He was also quite a "naughty boy" who grew fat, lethargic, addicted to just about everything and spent time when he should have been on tour in the '70s raping his stepchildren and telling them he would make the Moonchild with them.
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abec2e No.909756
>>909315
That's a good summary of Jahans. It's all a multiverse of lies. However just so everyone is on the same page, can I point out by "distraction" Jahans means jerking off. Yes, literally.
>>909613
We have to ask did Crowley fit as the Farsh-nuke and how accurately is Jahans describing him/it? The Farsh-nuke could be a version of a Nurgle-like being if we imagine Jahans as only seeing a cross section of a true form. I'm open minded about this but it seems a bit of a coincidence for the Farsh-nuke to be unrelated to another immortal / timeless being.
I say that bickers I've always seen the Farsh-nuke as having a deeper meaning than just a character. Perhaps a personification of his brain injury / damage / malformation that led to his cannibalism paraphilia.
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3fb54d No.910647
Wheres my jahans food today?
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2bf9d9 No.910897
>>910647
Yuck! How could a person ever subject themselves to such horrors?!
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2bf9d9 No.910911
>>907737
You forgot…
layer five: A second plate.
layer six: A tub of celebrations candy.
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5bcaef No.911621
That's not why you love it, Alex.
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3fb54d No.911741
>>911621
Why the fuck would you do a dissertation on exploitation movies? Even shark ones? Fuck, at least pick a movie about titties and zombies or some shit. We know you're a degenerate who can't resist wanting to eat women.
>Sex educator
Never, ever, ever trust someone who says that. They're nothing but sluts traveling round colleges getting frat boys to fuck them. All fucked in the head women and likely prostitutes took.
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7da206 No.911814
>>911741
>titties and zombies
Off-topic but I got a great suggestion for a shitty japanese movie that would include those. The main character is played by an adult film actress. It's called Attack Girl Swim Team Vs The Undead also known as Undead Pool https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1134826/
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abec2e No.911825
Jahans twatting the same things over and over and over and over.
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abec2e No.911829
It's interesting how Jahans hasn't retwatted amznbbygrl recently.
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5bcaef No.911839
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>>911829
Excuse me but she was his friend. That's why he prefaced every tweet to her with "friend." And ended it with "I'm so glad you are my friend." Jahans would never betray a friend.
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dc71e4 No.911879
Shit, Godwinson needs to do a follow-up documentary.
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abec2e No.911950
>>911839
He has a lot of "friends".
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85ccb4 No.911960
>>911829
He retweeted her yesterday. Her new handle is @SeaGlassSiren
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abec2e No.911969
Shame Jahans couldn't help her clean. And also here's another mention of Keith, again with an unnerving sexual theme. As pointed out by other Jahanic scholars, this is becoming common.
Perhaps a future saga will involve so-called DDLG, ageplay and MAPs (another name for peadophiles). There are already some tenuous connections with some of the accounts Jahans has been in contact with. This may coincide with "transbian" Jahans or it may turn out to be nothing.
>>911960
Why he is choosing these particular accounts? Maybe there's nothing more to it, who knows, but then again there could be an underlying Jahanic reason.
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5bcaef No.911988
>>911969
> I feel like I take care of my stuff my mum thinks my room is a mess. Different people have different energy levels and different standards of clean.
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85ccb4 No.911996
>>911829
>>911960
Sometimes I think Jahans reads this thread.
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f22f96 No.912034
>>911950
that's one nasty ass
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1e1e53 No.912046
>>911969
>Poor people take care of what they have as it's all they have
>Niggers shit up everything and don't deserve supporting
<I as the world's greatest poet and fiction writer do not have the energy to clean or take care of my things, you have offended me!
>Are you a nigger?
<MY DAD TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM AND I FOUND IT SEXY!!!!!!!
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deaf6e No.912067
>>911988
Imagine the smell.
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46de82 No.912158
>>911825
He's stuck in a feedback loop that's for sure. His daily twatter moan has become almost ritualistic for him I suppose.
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abec2e No.912267
>>911996
He said he did in a video once and admitted 8chan was right if you viewed him through the distorted eyes of a nazi right wing extremist blah blah (ie objectively).
>>912034
That's from many years of practically zero exercise.
>>911988
>>912046
If only they knew who they were talking to. Jahans calling someone else scum is funny. He's not just a disgusting parasite but someone who has had considerable negative impact on many others, most notably his own family.
Let's consider a hypothetical post scarcity society like being on board the Enterprise from Star Wars or perhaps Deep Space 9 from Babylon 5. Would Admiral Adama allow Jahans to play games and "distract himself" all day? What would Tuvix have to say about all the pizza boxes and tissues overflowing out into the corridor? The truth is Jahans wouldn't contribute anything of value. He neglect his duties and he'd let everyone else down. He's not Lieutenant Barclay who has his problems but also great untapped potential, he's just a worthless arrogant slob.
They'd push him out the airlock.
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f8185c No.912633
Bitchute makes you upload a cover image with every video you upload. So, I have 200+ images of Jahans. I've uploaded them to Mega for anyone who's interested. I'll upload all future covers there as well.
https://mega.nz/#F!uGonVSbA!ux1b5_0wnKSKUATk5S3Hrw!rOpDGSpK
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70710b No.912668
>>911950
>I am firmly unrequited and okay about it
JUST
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cd80bd No.912677
>>881350
I love the girl fishing for compliments and Jahans just says
>yeah, she is hotter than you
Autists can be so savage.
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abec2e No.912720
>>912633 (Checked)
Nice. This gallery is only going to get more disturbing and hilarious as it fills in.
>>912677 (Checked)
He's roasting these sluts without mercy.
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46de82 No.912722
>>881350
That 2nd twat pic
>bought smutty e-book by e-thot im orbiting in order to validate my existence
Sounds about right.
>I also bought knex…
Does he mean the kids toy? Kind of like a lego but with plastic rod things iirc. Why is he buying a toy that is marketed to children ages 6-12? Does he literally "play" with it? So many questions raised.
these "whys" are rhetorical btw lad - im not actually expecting you to answer them kek. Maybe just give me the jahanic scholar's "esoteric" interpretation
Or is "knex" his shorthand for "kleenex?"
>..a snuggie…
What the fuck is that? Sounds like something really gay that girls who wear ugg boots would buy.
>…a kilt
Lolwut….
The thought of jahans wearing a kilt in the proper scottish manner turns my stomach. Also why the fuck would he want a kilt? He's not even scottish. Is he trans-scottish now? Is he gonna wear it round town so people with think hes "LE EBIN ECCENTRIC LOLSORANDUM" or something?
Come to think of it, I wonder what the locals make of him in general? He's not in Woking any more is he. I have sympathy for his neighbours and the LOCAL shops that have to deal with him. Just think he's a right weirdo.
Come to think of it has anyone manage to figure out where he is actually living these days?
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abec2e No.912724
>>912722 (Checked)
His last deleted video was the same setup as the previous four on his main channel. I thought it was the same room or at least house. Bear in mind some webcams/setups will flip the image.
Jahans hasn't been in that many different locations over the past decade so it probably wouldn't take long to do a guide / floorplan of each one and what eras they cover.
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dc239b No.912727
>>912267
The USS Enterprise is Star Trek you fucking sped.
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46de82 No.912761
>>912727
>Enterprise from Star Wars
>Deep Space 9 from Babylon 5
That joke went right over your head didn't it lad.
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abec2e No.912777
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dc239b No.912809
>>912761
>"joke"
<I was just pretending to be retarded
The absolute state of 2019 Jahanism.
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5bcaef No.912840
>>912720
JAHANS P.U.A. ARC COMING
>>912722
My theory of the kilt is that he just doesn't want to get dressed anymore. It's a new version of the weeks that would go by when he shot a video every day in the same bath robe.
>>912724
I thought it looked different too. The room is narrower? And a different color. Could he have merely changed bedrooms of the same house? I can't imagine anyone would look at Jahans' room and think, hey, I'd love to take this one over.
There was some chatter on Jahans' G+ page about him improving his life and I thought it mentioned moving. I could be wrong though and G+ is kill.
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abec2e No.912866
>>912840
After some initial checking it seems that you're probably right and he's moved to another room in the same house. The door is the same style but in a different place (not closing right next to a corner as he has room for a chair and webcam) and there's the relative position of the window. We can see his keyboard and Chris Barrie Red Dwarf picture are not flipped.
Maybe they had to redecorate for showings due to the house sale (will it ever happen?) Seems likely Jahans was moved into his sister's old room while his previous one is sorted out.
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cd80bd No.912956
>>912720
>young Charlotte Stokely is so adorable
Damn Alex, that's just mean.
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c09289 No.913045
>>912633
How did no one figure out Jahans never hit puberty until people trolled him?
>>912722
Snuggle is like a cuddle. If it's cold and you cuddle close you could say it's a snuggle.
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85ccb4 No.913151
>>913045
>How did no one figure out Jahans never hit puberty
Apparently, Helen at least had an inkling that there may be something wrong with Jahans prior to him getting diagnosed with Kallmann Syndrome. Once, while "high on being bipolar", she asked him if he'd like to go to the doctor and get testosterone injections. Though, I'm with you in find the entire situation baffling.
At 10:52: https://www.bitchute.com/video/Upkqeu7UxBQf/
I think it's likely that Jahans is, to a certain extent, telling the truth about his parents being shitty, but he's just so repugnant and selfish that you dismiss it all as fantasy or them getting fed up with their worthless son.
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b45aa3 No.913160
>>913151
Usually shitty people have shitty parents. Of course, shitty in this case is neglectful rather than abusive but still.
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c09289 No.913516
>>913160
found the faggot who wants to blame his parents for everything in his life.
>>913151
I don't think Jahans has shitty parents. I think he's borderline retarded and like with Chris-chan his parents wanted to pretend he was just a normal boy who didn't need special treatment
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c3819c No.913632
>>913516
>Parenting (or lack thereof) has no impact on a child at all
Explain niggers then, poindexter.
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abec2e No.913633
Everyone else is stupid and only Jahans knows the real truth. Why can't these fools understand that?
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2d7e90 No.913635
>>913632
>niggers are retarded due to parenting
okay conservative
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c3819c No.913640
>>913635
Whatever impact nature has, having a half-century long epidemic of chronic fatherlessness in any community is going to exacerbate any degenerate tendencies a community has.
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abec2e No.913642
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6ca877 No.913643
>>913151
They have allowed evil to grow and fester for too long and now it has overpowered them, well deserved. Keith doesn't even dare to lumberjack the internet.
Remember how they wanted to get him off the test again? Suddenly he had become a threat. It's a Dunwich Horror kind of situation.
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c09289 No.913725
>>913632
My post was saying he doesn't have bad parents as much as misguided parents. They've been brainwashed into thinking he would not benefit from one of them "awful" retard schools, which is exactly where he belonged.
>>913640
>whatever impact nature has
Nature is the primary driver. Nurture just defines how those drives are expressed. If you want to see what fatherless cultures look like then look at niggers. They're likely as dumb as they are because of inbreeding. If no one knows who their father is how can you avoid fucking one of your siblings?
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c09289 No.913729
>>913643
So basically the internet took a retarded child. Gave him what amounts to steroids and then he proceeded to violently attack his father until he left home?
That's a story I want to see made into a movie. Jahansoween
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c09289 No.913745
Excuse the triple post, I have a question.
How do you hire twitter bots? How much would it cost to get say 1,000 bots to post #whoateallthepies to Jahans?
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f8185c No.913783
>>913729
Jahans was getting physical with his father even before he was put on testosterone, or so he claims in https://www.bitchute.com/video/hYWa3AbdBN2M/ at 12:48.
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67a41f No.913784
>>913642
>He's making more chicken pie abomination
SOMEONE STOP HIM
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2d7e90 No.913804
>>913745
I don't know but maybe buying him fake followers that all seem leftist could be a way to have him make vids again
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5bcaef No.913917
>>913729
lol that's the best I've seen it put.
>>913745
No idea which company is reputable but there are thousands of them that do this.
https://blog.hubspot.com/marketing/buy-twitter-followers
>>913804
I actually think it might. He used to brag about how he was monetizing natzee hate and would go on a smugness spree every time he hit 2000 followers on youtube.
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c09289 No.913933
>>913917
I need a disposable credit card, I'm not giving them a real card but I would enjoy tormenting him with fake followers and retweets. I highly recommend any one with 10 bucks to burn to get like 1,000 retweets on a retweet where he says he's a piece of shit and everyone hates him
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91642b No.913958
>>913642
<third pic
<chicken pie and jacket potato
Excuse me, what in the actual fuck is even that?
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c09289 No.913965
>>913958
A chicken pie on top of a baked potato in a bowl of butter.
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875fcb No.913966
>>913958
Baked potato and probably one of these because they sell them in Sainsbury's
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3f5fec No.913978
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abec2e No.914353
Jahans very slowly beginning to understand platitudes? That it's all virtue signalling? All bickers those attractive and wealthy submissive white women don't want an obese unemployed retard. Why are women such bitches lads? Why can't they give Jahans a chance!!!
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5bcaef No.914368
>>914353
Loving the Spoony/Jahans crossover. There's a joke to be made about their respective Pat.reons in there somewhere.
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46de82 No.914404
>>914353
>sending hugs
>hugs
>also hugs
I hate twatter users so fucking much. Also a "hug" from jahans is the LAST bloody thing i'd want. Didn't he bearhug Keith in a fit of tardrage at one point?
God, imagine the smell too……
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b7ebbd No.914506
>>914353
>Woman is honest about how she leeches off of men and feels their achievements are hers
Well that's refreshing, an honest whore.
Spoony and Jahans should do a podcast together.
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b4c95d No.914755
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cd80bd No.914769
>>913633
Jahans purposefully works himself up into these rages and then complains that his brain is making him feel bad. The one thing in life you can control is what you think, but his willpower has totally eroded away from a lifetime of immediately giving in to any urge and lazing around 24/7.
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5bcaef No.914910
>>914769
This is why his doctor suggested reducing his internet time. Twitter is his sole social interaction outside of his mother and all it does is wind him up (in every sense of the term). His only interests are victimology, outrage about politics and making his tic tac hard.
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abec2e No.915089
Jahans comparing Kermode to his dad and reminding people he's bisexual.
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b7ebbd No.915093
>>914769
Are you retarded? You can't control what you think, that is why mental illnesses exist. Do you think crazy fuckers want to think the FBI is gang stalking them with big foot? You can control what you're exposed to but not what you think or feel about it, only how you respond to how you think or feel about it. Hence CBT being the go to catch all miracle cure for shrinks these days.
>>914910
Jahans is just acting like everyone else on social media is. What surprizes me is he's not throwing a hissy fit at all the news articles saying social media will make you a miserable cunt. I'm not remotely anti-/pol/ but I'm sure most of us went through a similar few months of outrage where we followed every tiny thing closely and took every thread hyper seriously. His problem isn't that he spends so much time online, it's that he's never stimulated online. If you spend all day just watching lets plays and reading endless tweets your brain demands stimulation. Which usually leads to jerking off to porn and then leads to "porn addiction" where fapping is the only mental stimulation you're getting so you keep falling back onto it.
Jahans wouldn't even need to leave his room, he just needs a goddamn hobby.
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cd80bd No.915095
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>>915093
You can control what you think if you don't have severe mental problems. Jahans doesn't have severe mental problems. He just has aspergers and chronic laziness.
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b7ebbd No.915097
>>915095
You really can't, but I'm not going to get into an intellectual slap fight with a retard. Go do some research on how the brain works instead of spending all day on twitter and 8ch.
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abec2e No.915104
Harry Potter reference? Disgusting! Injecting people with one centilitre of shit? Now that's the stuff.
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6ca877 No.915112
>>915095
>Jahans doesn't have severe mental problems
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b7ebbd No.915118
>>915104
>If you're not 100% happy with the father you should deny him the right to see his kids and introduce random men into their lives instead
>Is it Harry potter thats making my diseased looking ass unpopular?
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5c376e No.915137
>>915089
Is Jahans a lumberjack now??????
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cd80bd No.915146
>>915097
You have autism.
>>915112
I know, but at the very least he can decide what he thinks about during the day.
Does he think about nazi trolls and the UKIP government stealing his squash?
Or does he think about cute submissive women and a nice sunset?
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abec2e No.915154
>>915118
My immediate thought was what has Jahans ever done for the sake of the family? His sister gets on fine with Keith, which Jahans hates, and it's Jahans she's scared of. Keith may have lost his temper with Jahans on occasion but all evidence points to Jahans being the violent bully and being the one who drove Keith and Helen apart.
I agree the views of Jahans and those others are already pretty disgusting but given this context they have another dimension of self-serving lies and hypocrisy beyond the normal stuff we'd expect.
#teamkeith
>>915137
I imagined him double tapping a small bush then blowing the smoke from the end of the silencer before collapsing from exhaustion.
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171fe5 No.915315
Does anyone have a link to Adam/Godwinson's discord server? I had an invite from Porsalin but it's expired and the faggot isn't replying.
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171fe5 No.915325
>>915315
The one called "Wilshire Boulevard", I mean.
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b2fc2d No.915554
Do we know if he is involved with his local NHS mental health unit?
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af316d No.915573
>>915554
Mental health in the UK is a joke. Even if he contacted them they wouldn't have anything to offer him. He's getting brain pills from his doctor for anxiety and that's the best he can really hope for.
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5bcaef No.915603
>>915315
>godwinson is still on discord
Sow the autism, reap the shitstorm I guess.
>>915573
I think this is like 95% of "mental health treatment" these days. The only reason doctors meet with anyone is to adjust their meds accordingly (usually, cutting in half or doubling or adding in another one to treat the side-effects of the first).
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f30e8c No.915725
>>915573
>Mental health in the UK is a joke.
How do you know that anglo? Nice powerlevel there my dude.
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af316d No.915829
>>915603
Some times they lock you in a room for a week until you stop having psychotic episodes and then you get released feeling even worse because you were in a room full of crazies
>>915725
Ignoring that you're an utter faggot it's easy to see a failed mental health system in a society you live in. When people are recommended anti depressants for everything and nothing you start noticing a pattern.
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5c376e No.915847
>>915829
>a society you live in
Rise up!
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77d527 No.915864
>>915112
Is that a new OC lad? I don't recall seeing thatone before
>>915093
>he just needs a goddamn hobby
He has one.Writing perverse dross. Problem is that said hobby is an unhealthy one that reinforces his deviance.
When he was communicative in you tube comments back in the day I had a few back & forths with him and tried to steer him in the direction of healthier creative outlets but he was dismissive of all advice. He is totally stuck in his own rut and refuses any avenues of reprieve suggested.
The ONE thing he listened to was when anons were telling him to go to the fucking doctor and get test injections & a diagnosis and shit. And many argue that actually created MORE of a monster….
Besides, I dont think a simple hobby would fix gordon. There is no fixing gordon imo. He's a broken machine. That is what makes him entertaining.
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abec2e No.915867
Jahans wrote about roasting and eating Karen Gillian alive, he included Godwinson in his stories, and what difference does it make if he blocks users who were messaging someone else?
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af316d No.915868
>>915864
It wouldn't fix him but it would pull him out of the suicide spiral hes got himself in now.
>>915867
Is there a twitter community for erotica cannibalism?
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dd99ae No.915872
>>915829
>>915829
>When people are recommended anti depressants for everything and nothing you start noticing a pattern.
Wrong.
I never got recommended antidepressants for any of my problems, knowing it or not what you have just write speaks volumes about you.
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171fe5 No.915877
>>915864
>Jahans listened to anons.
>There is no fixing Jahans.
>Jahans is still entertaining even though he's stopped making videos.
Brainlet. Jahans stopped all lulzworthy video-making just after the 2016 Discord interviews. Since then he's been essentially inactive. He's not the legendary lolcow he was circa 2014/5 > whether that's because of peoples' interference we'll never know for sure.
There WAS a sizeable community of Jahanists (led by Godwinson) around that time that birthed the Absolute Nectar meme and were instrumental in SpiderGate but when Godwinson dropped off and decided to do go on his Sargon crusade, the classic Jahanist community all but died.
His story and all his crazy moments were compiled into a documentary produced in late 2016. A neat little bow was wrapped around Esoteric JahanismTM.
For three years, Jahans has shit his pants and done nothing worthy of note, he's not put out enough material for another harrowing documentary, all there seems to be is a series of degenerate social media posts (which in this day and age wouldn't cause anyone to bat an eyelid). There hasn't been a new wave of Youtubers reacting to Jahans like there was in the past (Milennial Woes, TRS). There aren't the hourly 300 post Jahans threads on 4pol lamenting the decline of Western Civilisation. Jahanism essentially became synthesised with Godwinsonism. Just as Sargonism has become synthesised with Godwinsonism. Every thread I read about Sargon of Akkad (whether that be here in the cyclical, 4chan, Reddit) always sees Godwinson's videos used as primary canon in order for haters of Sargon, just like Jim.
Because Godwinson hijacked the Jahanists, it now looks like newer Jahanist groups are intertwined with hating on Sargon of Akkad, shilling Coach Red Pill and PPP (the Canadian Jahans), and being anti-altright (pro-Anita, Jess Phillips, Kevin Logan). The whole thing has become subverted from what it once was. It used to be about looking at this degenerate leftist monster dwelling in his parents' house with mantits and using him as an example to altright lads for how not to live… And now it's been reduced down to commenting "Absolute Nectar!" on the latest Godwinson video and laughing at a "lolcow" because it's "funny".
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5bcaef No.915885
>>915868
>suicide spiral
He threatens suicide every time his mum asks him to vacuum the living room.
His last "public oath" was that he'd off himself if Corbyn lost the general election. Well, he lost, but Jahans decided he did better than Jahans thought he would so he called it off.
Jahans is not suicidal, he loves his life and threatens suicide whenever something is in danger of disrupting it.
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77d527 No.915906
>>915877
>Brainlet
Fuck off m8
>Jahans stopped all lulzworthy video-making just after the 2016 Discord interviews. Since then he's been essentially inactive.
He's not as active as he was true but he still makes daily cringeworthy (and lulzy) twats in his little twatter & instagram hugbox groups and it's funny to observe him spouting dumb opinions, posting pics of his vile diet, orbiting (and consequently irritating) stupid e-thots and even managing to fuck all that up with his unbridled autism and victim mentality.
>And now it's been reduced down to commenting "Absolute Nectar!" on the latest Godwinson video
I don't like godwinson. I think hes a duplicitous posh boy cunt. I don't comment on his videos, nor do I watch any of his output. He was instrumental in ruining the jahans train for the rest of us. Im fully aware of what a cancerous little faggot adam (and his fanbase/clique) is.
I just like to observe whats happening on the jahansfront with fellow /cow/boys here. It is still funny. Also sargon is a faggot. Jim is a faggot too. ALL e-celebs are cancer.
>His story and all his crazy moments were compiled into a documentary produced in late 2016. A neat little bow was wrapped around Esoteric JahanismTM.
Again i'm fully aware of that. I was there from the beginning. I even remember the original brit/pol/ thread where he was "discovered" - I don't need a lecture on jahanic history from you lad.
Hes still funny to observe "in the wild" though. Its just more of a "low key" type of funny now. More "esoteric" if you like…
Perhaps there is some form of nostalgia involved but its still funny as fuck (to me anyway and others too. The fact that his thread is one of the more active ones on /cow/ is testament to this.
Yes we are not in the '15/'16 halcyon days anymore (like the supremely arousing times when he made like 5 seperate youtube accounts and was convinced GNP was going to be his meal ticket etc) but that doesn't mean his lolcow status has diminished. He will ALWAYS be a lolcow. Its like being branded or tattooed. That cow status is always going to be there regardless.
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171fe5 No.915921
>>915906
What a fucking pretender, I'm actually cringing for you mate.
>"original brit/pol/ thread where he was discovered"
That is a myth Godwinson willingly spread in his documentary. Jahans was originally posted on 4chan by a leaf in the TRS threads… Before then, Jahansposting was a staple on the TRS forums. Jahans hadn't even attracted the attention of Brit/pol/ until later, when he was studied in episodes of the Plebian Podcast. It was those episodes that diagnosed Jahans' Kallman's syndrome. Godwinson came along LONG AFTER these events and started truncating history. Newfags (like you) also seem to forget that the Jahans interview happened in a Discord server that had Jahans as a member for TWO WHOLE WEEKS before Godwinson came along with his brit/pol/ buddies and started conducting his 12 hour long interrogations. That server was originally hosted by American TRS fans, then it passed to Godwinson's crowd when Jahans had all but abandoned any interactions with his viewerbase.
>Godwinson was instrumental in ruining the jahans train for the rest of us
Define: "the rest of us". Discord fags?
When he was doing his Jahans videos he was no where near as popular as he is now. Godwinson only blew up after he embarked on his crusade against Sargon of Akkad. The majority of his fanbase think that Absolute Nectar is a Godwinson catchphrase and are baffled by the revelation that it comes from Keith.
I agree though that Godwinson is responsible chiefly for removing Jahans' association with being an emblem of the degenerate Left, and he's repurposed Jahans away from his alt-right hatebase into a lolcow Jim/foxdickfarms hatebase. I don't see what he's ruined, though. Did he make Jahans more popular like Jim did with Terry Davis? Nope. The documentary he made didn't make Jahans anywhere near as popular as he was back in 2016. If anything, all Godwinson did was drive Jahanism into obscurity because he divorced the NEET degenerate from his original leftist context and made him into just another lolcow.
Jahanism died a death after the 2016 interview and after TRS and Milennial Woes thought Jahans was too mentally ill to interact with and everything else (documentary included) has been necroposting.
>we're not in the halycon days
Yeah, because Jahans isn't making daily 3 hour long videos anymore.
If the "Jahans train" you're referring to was that autistic discord that worshipped Godwinson as a king then you are retarded and should neck yourself.
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77d527 No.915977
>>915921
>I'm actually cringing for you mate.
Don't cringe for me m88, my life is pretty good at the moment tbqh.
>Define: "the rest of us". Discord fags?
No, /cow/boys - true anons. Discord is cancer.
>I agree though that Godwinson is responsible chiefly for removing Jahans' association with being an emblem of the degenerate Left, and he's repurposed Jahans away from his alt-right hatebase into a lolcow Jim/foxdickfarms hatebase. I don't see what he's ruined, though. Did he make Jahans more popular like Jim did with Terry Davis? Nope. The documentary he made didn't make Jahans anywhere near as popular as he was back in 2016. If anything, all Godwinson did was drive Jahanism into obscurity because he divorced the NEET degenerate from his original leftist context and made him into just another lolcow.
Yes, despite our minor disagreement, this is very well put and I fundamentally agree with everything you have stated in this paragraph. Jahans was an almost an embodied avatar of all of the very worst qualities & traits of the regressive leftist worldview - an all encompassing specimen.
>Jahanism died a death after the 2016 interview and after TRS and Milennial Woes thought Jahans was too mentally ill to interact with and everything else (documentary included) has been necroposting.
Woes is becoming a bit of a lolcow himself these days (with a distinct lack of cocks, an increasingly slovenly & revolting appearance, an uber-inflated ego dick-pic rumours and an absolute refusal to take ANY criticism on board - even constructive.
I remember he was meant to interview jahans but bailed at the last minute because he thought talking to him would constitute "bullying" or some other nonsense - when in actual fact it had potential to be an incredibly lulzy stream (jahans sperging furiously and wews chuckling calmly & quietly while PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDing gordon's warped weltanschauung…) It could have been legendary - a stream that was enshrined into jahanic lore but haggiswop pussied out & denied us that that fat scottish cunt Iirc, gordon was actually up for doing it too. I was fucking pissed off because I was looking forward to that stream.
>If the "Jahans train" you're referring to was that autistic discord that worshipped Godwinson as a king then you are retarded and should neck yourself.
Did you actually read my posts? I DON'T do discord. I fucking HATE godwinson. I was referring to regular /cow/boy anons right here is all.
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b4c95d No.916066
>>915877
>PPP (the Canadian Jahans),
Who?
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abec2e No.916075
Here's some more proof he is being restricted from certain internet postings bickers of standing orders from his family (and maybe other parties). As previously theorised this could be why he deleted his last video. I wonder what the terms of the jahansistice were.
>>915868
I haven't checked but I'm assuming these other "writers" Jahans twats to are doing Fifty Shades of Gay type stuff or fanfics of TV shows. I doubt they would ever read his works. People always wondered if he was involved in cannibal communities online, does he have another username, is there a parallel Jahans just waiting to be discovered.
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77d527 No.916163
. >>913516
>I don't think Jahans has shitty parents. I think he's borderline retarded and like with Chris-chan his parents wanted to pretend he was just a normal boy who didn't need special treatment
This is actually a good point.
Recall jahans has a normal (actually relatively attractive) sister.
My fiancee has this insufferable aspie retard brother and her parents essentially did the same thing as jahans parents did when it came to dealing with him growing up with his obvious autism (he is no where near as bad as jahans btw - no kallmans or anything, just a typical selfish aspie mong but im using him as an anecdotal illustrative example of the phenomena you allude to)
She (gf/fiancee) is well adjusted, "normal" most of the time and is astute enough to see the situation with her brother too (she is actually quite critical of her parents because of the way they dealt with it) but the parents themselves, despite being what I would term, fundamentally good & decent people overall, just buried their heads in the sand when it came to his obvious behavioral and social problems. He had some diet deficiency syndrome called PKK growing up, which they DID actually get him diagnosed & treated for, but the autism/assburgers was ignored totally despite numerous suspensions & expulsions from school, no friends coming home, social retardary etc - all the telltale signs. They have three other totally normal children who went on to be productive & well adjusted and I think perhaps, maybe they thought it was just a "phase" he would grow out of (apparently the mother would say "oh its because of his PKK" and just excuse it away whenever he'd throw a fit of faggotry)
He only ended up getting properly diagnosed in his mid 20s. Like I say he is no where near jahans tier, just a bit of an irksome weirdo with whom it is impossible to hold any kind of conversation with unless it's entirely on his terms & gets extremely obsessive over certain things (for him it was wrestling)
The parents had no malicious intent - i just don't think they wanted to face up to the fact their son was/is an insufferable aspie retard who will never reach the same level as his siblings socially & will just burden them for the rest of their lives which is pretty much what he does in fact of course - just leeches while being an obstinate little cunt living at home in his mid 20s and sponging bennies while paying no rent
Sorry for long post lad, not my personal blog I know but it is anecdotal evidence that backs up your assertion. His parents were in no way "abusive" and nor do I believe Helen and Keith are either. They are just unfortunate enough to have an weirdo assburger son. I think some "ostrich syndrome" was involved.
Denial is not just a river in egypt after all
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85ccb4 No.916408
>>916066
People's Populist Press. I have no idea why people consider him to be anything like Jahans. Unlike Gordo, PPP is in on the joke. He sets out, and in my opinion fails, to be entertaining. PPP isn't a cow.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5H06KgqI5eDn39isEPcNdQ/videos
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af316d No.916545
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Can you two autists stop having a slap fight over who's a bigger alog already? You're bigger losers than Jahans is
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af316d No.916547
>>916163
The problem is that the current care model for retards is if they're not actually shitting themselves daily they get a helper to baby sit them in a normal class. Which then slows the entire class down and adds a disruptive element to ruin lessons. It's the modern "kind" education model that tries to treat obvious problems as if they don't exist.
That's why I don't think his parents are bad people other than being obvious lefties. I think they fell into the "handicapable" trap of letting obviously disabled people larp as functional people, I suspect it's because women are all retarded and they let them larp as functional too
Post your girlfriend's tits. Every woman I've known with a retarded brother had amazing tits. It's like their retard stretch caused the women to grow extra large buffer zones.
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5c376e No.916548
Be honest, most of you see yourself in Jahans way more than you'd like to admit.
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5eb026 No.916606
>>916548
i will readily admit that i have jahanic tendencies, and with less self-control i would easily be in a jahans-lite situation, an obese NEET with a wanking habit playing bethesda RPGs and watching youtube videos all day. i'm sure many young men can see their worst aspects in gordo, especially among imageboard users
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77d527 No.916611
>>916547
>Post your girlfriend's tits. Every woman I've known with a retarded brother had amazing tits.
Fine but its getting heavily redacted, I'm not doxing her and she doesn't get her baps out on camera anyway nice catholic girl see & shes not a slag so a clothed shot is the best I can provide.
I think the titty theory has merit though. She is fairly well endowed in the mammary department. 36D
>>916548
The only similarity I have with jahans is we both liked a bit of Skyrim
Even then we differed as I played as based nationalist stormcloak chad nord faction while he plays as cucky multicult, cosmopolitan imperials
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abec2e No.916645
Apparently the universal credit meeting didn't result in his death, he wants to be rescued by a shark, and there are three people currently living in the Jahans household. Keith is back? Someone else?
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af316d No.916652
>>916611
lol. This is cow, did you really think we can't remove a black box on a photo? Get a look at his ugly munter of a girlfriend lads. And her tits are ugly as fuck any way.
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af316d No.916654
>>916645
The universal credit system is now based on if you can actually work not just be an autistic man child. Jahans isn't really disabled just retarded so he probably threw a bunch of shit fits when they asked him questions like "Would you be able to work serving at a shop?" which he obviously could do but wants to claim he can't.
People like him are unironically why the system is overburdened and falling apart. Jahans has no reason why he can't earn a living, but he doesn't have to so he won't.
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77d527 No.916662
>>916652
Have to admit I kek'd when I clicked lad. Well played. Not that I was expecting anything less in fact of course
Watch that shoop pop in my head next time im on the job and put me off me vinegar strokes though…
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77d527 No.916680
>>916654
>Jahans isn't really disabled just retarded so he probably threw a bunch of shit fits when they asked him questions like "Would you be able to work serving at a shop?"
Would love to have been a fly on the wall during his jobcentre evaluation.
>People like him are unironically why the system is overburdened and falling apart. Jahans has no reason why he can't earn a living, but he doesn't have to so he won't.
This is very true. Fuck they have a literal down syndrome working at the local mcdonalds near me, clearing tables and shit. If full on downie can manage to work & hold down a job then jahans surely can too. But as you say, he doesn't want to work. He has a disgusting sense of self entitlement and just wants to slob about while playing the victim. And the shitty system does indeed encourage this behaviour (at the taxpayers expense) so he has no real right to moan about "waaah muh universal credit it shit and ableist" etc. Genuinely irksome that a portion of the tax I pay goes to enabling shit like this to be quite honest.
>>916645
3rd Pic - Decoding the twatterspeak:
>Mudercookiethot - "I just want a pineapple pizza & a backrub without a dick in me…"
>Jahans (THIIIIIIRST) "I-I-I'd do that for you m'lady, j-just as a friend of course. I'll even buy the pizza! (PLEASE PRESS THE LITTLE HEART BUTTON & VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE PLEASE PLEASE)…."
>Murdercookieattentionwhore - "Eurgh dont touch me."
TOPKEK
NEVER stop with these twatter caps lad they are fucking gold.
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abec2e No.916717
>>916652
>>916662
💋👌
>>916680
Agreed. Anons have said this already in threads here but he should be in an institution and made to work to get electricity/internet hours. Would this ever cure him? Make him realise doing the odd bit of work isn't so bad? Bickers even out of sheer boredom he's going to crack and do the work. Who knows, but it's the only answer. It would be a genuine no PC bullshit attempt at sorting him out and has a chance of being profitable or at least costing a lost less than current systems.
>Decoding the twatterspeak
Incidents like this aren't that rare. There's got to be a breaking point where Jahans confronts the fact that his awful appearance, obesity, and unemployment prevent him from ever touching these women. They're all retwatting things like this and she ain't saying no to a massage from Hugh Dancy. Maybe he always goes back to thinking about his slightly larger tic tac and instantly gives up. Nevertheless his autism won't let him forget the apparent unfairness and hypocrisy of the virtue signalling about body shaming and whatnot. I sense hints of it coming from Jahans twats like that one.
It would be equally funny if the result was Jahans going full manosphere rather than transbian.
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171fe5 No.916721
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6ca877 No.916726
>>916721
That was uncalled for.
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af316d No.916853
>>916680
Try being someone with an invisible disability and you see people like him get shit and have to work your ass off to proof you're actually fucked up.
Your translations off
>Slut - Chad kun, Chad kun, I want your hands on me.
>Jahans - Muh lady
>Slut - Not in a million fucking years cannibal.
>>916717
He won't work while he doesn't have to. Simply no need to. As long as they don't tighten the benefits system he'll stay on it. But he's on the edge of losing them already.
Has he even shown his penis size? is it actually a micro penis?
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77d527 No.916883
>>916853
>Try being someone with an invisible disability and you see people like him get shit and have to work your ass off to proof you're actually fucked up.
Yeah, its broken as fuck. I know people in a similar situation who actually DESERVE to get bennies but are made to jump through a fuck ton of bureaucrat hoops just to even qualify (or they dont any at all because reasons) while I know tons of feckless wasters gaming the system every which way they can too (junkies, wasters & and the like)
And dont get me started on how much they throw at fresh off the boat abduls and their broodspawns…..
It punishes those who need it while rewarding those who dont deserve it.
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af316d No.916904
We need a new thread.
Make the OP image something good. Show dem man titties
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84ce18 No.917133
>>916853
>invisible disability
Neck yourself, workshy cuck.
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af316d No.917264
>>917133
Make me faggot, I'll bear hug you so hard you will leave your home.
New thread
>>917262
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84ce18 No.917351
>>917264
>bearhug
What a bellend.
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