/cow/ - Lolcows

>>228717

keklmao

>>228719

>If you see a nigger out in the open

>Shoot HIM!!

I almost forgot his fucked up fetishs that made it so funny. This is also a great summerization.

>Is on welfare

>Wont get a job cause mah benefits

>Doesent do shit but watch Dr.Who, Play Skyrim and bitch on videos everyday.

>Is a mommas boy and the mom is an enabler(like Chris Chan)

>His dad is trying to push him to get his job(like Chris Chan)

>Sister is out of country but Sister is a daddys girl is actually successful and qt

>Wants everyone to vote greens believes in all liberal propaganda

>Would not get on the daily shoah podcast because they joke around and he gets hurt because they are alt right and not liberal like he is.

>Makes 1 hour long videos and is self loathing.

>>228717

Unfortunately OP I don't share the same kind of autism as you have for listening to a betafuck making 4 hours long video rants on shit nobody cares about

>>228929

>>228924

>>228898

Fuck off Alex, you attention seeking niggerfaggot.

The discord retards trying to "redpill him" have ruined the whole fucking thing.

>Doctor Who saved my life

>>228960

>"The only people actually julaying him are ruining the lolcow"

>>229309

>The only people actually julaying him are ruining the lolcow

>The only people actually julaying

>The only people

>>229426

Who else is? Am I missing someone?

>>229363

How have they ruined it? He's still pumping out videos, so what's the problem. Here's one about how men need to redefine masculinity.

Again, I might be missing or misunderstanding something here.

>>229685

We'll see

He has actually always cycled. He never consistently made stupid rants. He will (probably) get julayy again.

If not, I'll be surprised

>>229689

Isn't he back with his autistic boyfriend?

it takes him 15 minutes to explain why he needs a watch, and he's almost crying by the time he says it

he also complains about how "immersive and intense" skyrim is, because he'll play it for 8 hours and forget what time it is

>>229720

>Skyrim

>Intense

Lol no. Anyways, I remember when he said something to the effect of "Skyrim is too hard and gameplay mechanics are overwhelming". I think he has a learning disability other than autism.

>>229692

he might be but we aren't sure

>>229720

watch this from 16 minutes holy fuck

>>229725

Seriously. If he thinks Skyrim's mechanics are way too intense, I'd pay him $100 and gift him Morrowind on Steam just to have him do an LP of it.

>ha ha, I got doxxed and no one sent me dildos cuz they think I might like it. lol, they send dildos to white supremacist but not me!

>>229861

lmfao that's insane

new vid of him politisperging about BLM. This vid is perfect for more Garrison-esque quotes

>>229910

He literally just believes whatever far left sources say about BLM. Also he subs to a lot of BLM retarded afrocentric pages on FB. Like straight up we waz kangs shit

>>229912

Gee I wonder why.

>>229910

Which video is he refering to?

>JEREMY CORBIN IS GONNA MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!

>>230065

what a fuggin cugg

>Video title: I Wrote Fanfic Of A Fetish Comic

>>229910

He gives me the impression of someone who faps to blacked but picturing himself as the girl

>>231099

this

>>231203

Incoherent rant about how he thinks Trump is going to win and it's the end of the world

Worth watching 10/10

ULTIMATE "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF U HATES ME" HISSYFIT RANT

This is really pathetic, actually, like a new low for him. Like he would do pathetic rants again and again in the past, but somehow this is like a new level of dumb

>>231276

>Does he listen to himself when he speaks or is he just entranced by the sound of his own voice?

He's a narcissist

>>229910

Isn't his sister supposedly hot and he's just some fucked genetic defect that fucks animals?

>>231335

She's not bad. She kind of has his face, which is a little weird.

>>231276

Being autistic he doesn't really understand theory of mind which means he can't imagine other people's points of view. He is incapable of realising that if he says contradictory things other people will instantly think he is an idiot / hypocrite / liar. He can logically deduce it eventually after thinking about it in detail, but he can't automatically and instinctively asses everything in terms of other people's reactions like a non-autistic person can.

That's why he appears to be narcissistic like >>231278 says. His thoughts and words are completely unchecked by understanding the consequences when exposed to other people. Like all mental illnesses, it's very hard for a normal person to appreciate because you take so many things for granted.

>>231214

He's absolutely hillarious right after 30 minutes. Batman and The Joker are arch enemies. This is because they symbolise exactly opposite values — Joker symbolises authorotarianism, law and order, whereas Batman symbolises not punishing criminals too harshly. This is the way of the world, and in order to destroy a symbol you need the opposite of that symbol (he also said that Batman can't destroy the joker because they're opposites, but that goes against his general point, so please ignore it). Clinton symbolises everything that's against Trump: she symbolises things like corruption, neoconservatism, globalism, and the worst kind of Feminism (note: these are the actual examples he gives) — "everything the alt right stands against". Thus, she is the hero that can stop Trump and defeat the alt-right.

>>231391

>The Joker represents law and order

Whoever the hell said this has probably never heard of Batman.

>>231214

>>231391

It actually starts at 26 minutes.

>>231391

>>231392

I thought it was stupid as well, but it seems I misheard him.

>"Batman can not stop The Joker because Batman is a symbol of autority being powerless to stop criminals, and The Joker is a symbol of autority being powerless to stop criminal."

The way he said it primed my brain to expect that he would characterise Batman and The Joker as opposites, so I misheard it as "The Joker is a symbol of autority" or something like that. Still pretty damn stupid that he thinks that comic book storytelling rules apply to reality.

>Average video length is 30 minutes long

>He's a leftist pseudo-intellectual

"Brevity is the soul of wit"-William Shakespeare

Basically, this is how I feel everytime I watch this guy's videos.

>>231395

I found it a little bit surprising because ordinarily left-wingers as cucked as he is think they're quite insightful deconstructing Batman as a crypto-fascist revenge fantasy lionizing wealth and privilege.

Not too surprised, mind, given his apparent obsession with PC games and Dr. Who.

> Reflecting On The Shrinkening nsfw

i-is this about his penis

>>231552

He's stopped turning of raitings/comments. That didn't last long.

>>231400

He seems to try to speak like a professional orator while solely taking all the strategies they do to buy time on the podium.

>"I'M BEING STALKED"

>"My poorly edited videos give people the impression that I'm dumb"

>he's using words like "degenerate" and "cuckold" to insult people now

>>232334

did he just fuckin' hock a loogie?

he didnt even use the toilet paper behind him what the fuck that loogie is loose in his room

>>232334

Rather than disengaging from trolls he is now obsessing over them to the point of parroting their language. His autism makes him think he can lie to us and we will believe it.

>>231508

All of his theories and discussions are parroted from some article or blog he recently read. I think it's a mistake to believe he has any ability to come up with any ideas of his own. Rather he absorbs and reappropriates other people's ideas. Naturally along the way they are distorted through his defective thought process.

Is there any way we could get him to show us his penis? He talks about it a lot.

>Tour of his room

He really does have Chris-Chan tendencies.

>>232791

That was disgusting.

He said that if there was a space on his floor where there wasn't mess, he would probably put something there just to make it messy again.

Jahans gets his tits out. This time he does it pretty aggressively. 17:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0uHjrHPadA

CANT SLANDER THE ALEXANDER

CANT CORDON THE GORDON

CANT BAN THE JAHAN

>>233024

lmfaooooooo

>>233024

what is with him and people "wanking over anime"?

>"THIS IS BIGGER THAN ANY BUNCH OF FUCKING DEPRESSED AUTISTIC FUCKWITS THINKING THAT THEIR OPINIONS ABOUT WHAT OTHER RACES ARE LIKE MATTER TO THE WORLD

Oh the irony……

>>233077

He's trying to feel superior to his puny hatebase lmfao

>>233024

Alex should do what CwC did and buy a sports bra.

>>233024

>Jahans gets his tits out

>he does it pretty aggressively

Perhaps he's trying to establish dominance.

>>233151

His large tits are like weapons

>>233077

He's weird about anime. Something something the male gaze. Only erotic Doctor Who fanfiction is wholesome enough for our Gord.

I hate it when people tell him to work out and he refuses because he doesn't want to get "too big".

>>233702

WHY?

>>233702

He is a disgusting piece of shit, but I'd want to see that clip with sound and in context before I believe it.

New jahans video is out.

4:42 he wipes his cat's ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe9E7W7VZbQ

>>233662

>he doesn't want to get "too big".

He needs to put on some muscle cuz his body shape barely resembles that of a human. Like seriously, what the fuck is up with his body? Is that part of his syndrome or what?

>>233727

He's so disgusting. He just drops the cat shit/gland juice wipe on the floor and THEN HE RUNS HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR.

He doesn't stop recording to wash his hands or anything. He doesn't even think to edit that out of the video. Did he think if he just made a new channel, the trolls couldn't see him anymore?

Post pics of his sister

>>228717

Whenever I look at this guy, it becomes obvious to me that he's a genetic throwback, a living example of the stereotypical retard from cartoons.

That doesn't help him when he is acting like that. He's annoying even to look at, just like Jerry Peet.

>>235569

What's most annoying to me is his constant bitching about American politics. He's not a US citizen and he doesn't even live in the US so why the fuck does he prattle on and on about it?

>>235483

Seconding interest in this.

>>235570

Ey, I'm not a citizen and interested in getting a Green Card, and I do whine about US politics, mainly about gun rights. (I'm pro-gun, by the way. In fact, I'm a gun nut, only without guns because this fucking country extorts and makes people jump through flaming hoops whenever they want to own legally.)

The problem with him is he's British, so he's heavily anti-gun. (No fucking surprise; Commonwealthies tend to be anti-gun mostly and obnoxiously self-righteous and vocal about it.) That goes against US ideals, so I can understand this insult, especially when he's so goddamned socialist that he's utopian about it.

>>235595

Not all British are anti-gun faggot. Country folk like guns, city folk hate them.

He talks about politics in his new video. He sits in an upright position, wearing ridiculous sunglasses, showing his status as an esoteric prophet. He talks about all sorts of things. Everything is a conspiracy by the rich. As a sci-fi writer, he's an expert on post-scarcity and he read up on the easier subjects, such as genetics, biology, and quantom physics, as a kid.

>>235643

If someone asked what the Dunning Kruger Effect is, just show them this video.

>>235643

I'm a regular Joe, with no expertise on anything, but I was sure scarcity is a hard fact of our flawed world, not a conspiracy.

>>235705

His sister doesn't look as ayy lmaoish as other british women. She must have gotten all the good genes.

>>235634

I know, that's why I said they "tend to be". I didn't say "all of them".

>>235707

>I'm a regular Joe

And as such you shouldn't question an Esoteric Prophet. Many Marxists believe that soon "post-scarcity" will be reached, followed by a socialist revolution. Essentially, they're saying "soon there will be so much of everything that it doesn't matter how fucking retardedly inefficient our economic system is". It seems that our Dear Prophet just recently realised that such a state will never be achived.

Requesting the drawn pic of the jahans devil with huge floppy tits handshaking someone with the text "when eugenics meet something something, they are unstoppable". Highly appreciated if anyone finds it.

>>236180

>"post-scarcity"

Ironic how they stole that shit from post-humanists and technocrats which are both capitalists. Can see why since it solves all the socialist bullshit from that zeitgest faggotry

Problem is every economist with half a neuron says that post-scarcity would fuck workers right in the ass and leave billions unemployed. There would be machines doing everything but guess who owns the machines? not faggots like floppytitties the britcuck here

>more crying

>more bitching about alt-right

>I'M A SURVIVOR!!

>SJW's chased me out of my circle but they're still cool

>>236796

What did he survive? We need someone to make a digest of these videos.

>>236802

>What did he survive?

His suicidal thoughts.

>We need someone to make a digest of these videos.

They're a pain to listen to/breakdown cuz he jumps from topic to topic so frequently it's like watching a hour long Lena video.

>>236859

I use Jahans for ASMR.

>He thinks the U.S elections is Nov.2

>He's worried about Trump might become Prez

>Worried that that'll somehow affect him

>"Nah, I'm British. It won't affect me"

>"But it might though….."

He needs to stop politisperging, he sounds dumber and dumber each time he does.

>>237075

Sperging about politics is one of those unequivocal signs someone doesn't have a life of his own.

>>237075

Why does Marxism attract people like this?

>>237276

Because they think "From each according to his ability to each according to his needs" means they can sit on their ass and expect the good life while others work to build the socialist utopia they want.

You know, instead of the reality that an actual Marxist government would see to purge their ass the moment they can.

Basically, it's the same reason the alt-right is full of the kinds of people Hitler would put in the gas chamber. Others work hard to build the utopia I want.

>CRRRRAWLLLLLLLLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN

>Why don't people like my channel

>wah wah Trump supporters

>USA will become Nazi Germany

>Europe & Britain will die cuz right wing Europe and Britian (?)

>Civil war will erupt in the U.S and England & Europe will join and THERE'S A SERIOUS CHANCE IT'LL HAPPEN GUISE!!!!

>>237877

Is it me or does his skin look a bit greasy?

>>237877

His every video is equally melodramatic. You'd think a "writer" would realise that that shit loses its punch really quickly. I think he likes to roleplay that he's about to become a political dissident in nazi germany. I also enjoyed the plan to manipulate the trolls he says around 17 minutes. Is this his second or third plan to do that?

>>237877

I wish he was right about half of these things.

I am so bored of the status quo which births "intellectuals" like Jahans.

>>237934

>>237964

To be fair he is technically going through puberty now at 26(?) so he's gonna act like a pretentious faggot.

I wonder how many Trump meltdown videos he will post.

>>238348

Someone make a highlight reel

>>238348

Uh…Who the fuck is he calling "pasty and white"?

>>238354

whole thing is gold.

He just cannot help it, he will sperg about Trump everyday for the next 4 years.

>good, hard working people will die

Hard working, right…

Sir Alexander Gordon Jahans, Britain's next Prime minister.

>>238474

>"I'm ok with bing a hermit;The romantic idealism of the tragic loner who-who plotted away, who was a quiet & unrespected genius"

>He thinks he's a genius

When will he learn that his smugness and arrogance is whats repelling people away from him?

>>238497

>Britbong

>Learning that smugness isn't appreciated

Someone wrote a fanfic about his Farshnuke universe and slapped his name on it and now he's raging. Someone please find the link to it.

>>238498

lol, I called him out on that and he deleted my comment.

>>238497

I'm sure his smell probably helps with that too.

>>238482

We should convince him to try to run for pm, it would be hilarious if he actually tried giving a speech in a britcuck square and periscope it

Well, Gordo is stalking this thread. After I posted >>238675 my comment magically came back to his vid.

hey gordo how come you have time to write 17000 word fanfics but not enough time to shave your disgusting facial hair?

>How not to get trolled by The Jahansman

He's like a more eloquent Chris-Chan

>>239314

He's just British. Don't fall for the classic British bluff.

These 60 minute videos make me glad that Chris made most of his when he did. The funny bits of Jahans are lost in the general sweaty slobbering.

Same is true of his blog posts but at least you can easily quote them:

> I have survived the worst my mind can throw at me. I understand my sexuality and mental scars far better now.

> Doctor Who no longer has the power it once did over me.

> I have been trapped for a long time by a straight jacket of morality. By this almost christian idea of the heavenly feminists and demonic right wing, by the idea that I am a monster unworthy of heaven but desperately trying to break into it.

>>239314

>Less than two minutes in

>"The Alt-right spot weaknesses and they will go immediately for it. They are thus fairly easy to trap and manipulate."

>"trap"

How does he think this trap of his punish or cage them? How many videos has he spent so far discussing his master plans about how to deal with the alt-right, while getting nothing done.

Can I report this fucker to interpol or something for death threats? I want to the the followup video.

>>239503

>If I let people laugh at me and make me an international laughing stock then I have trapped them and won

This is the logic of the braindead.

>>239687

Chris-chan is a retarded man child who never left the arena of children

Gordo is a retarded man child who entered teenage arenas.

They're similiar people but one is slightly higher on the autism totem poll.

>>239687

>the alex jones channel

>the young turks

wut

>Vague ISIS-like threats towards the U.S president

>Paraphrases Angela Merkel

JAHANS, YES!

>>239503

>>239701

I'll repeat myself here and point out that he very likely got that idea from someone else - an article written by an idiot on how to "fight back" against trolls for example. We also know that people are feeding him suggestions. He passes off other people's opinions as his own but not after mangling them through his broken autistic and unemphatic mind.

His autism makes him believe other people act like the robots or actors on a stage. If he devises a "logical" trap then other people must therefore fall into it. The fact that other people have different opinions and thoughts of their own is not a real, instinctive concept to an autistic.

So this was interesting. Peak Jahans in its own irrelevant way.

1. Explains his tits

2. Explains why genocide is bad

3. Takes off his glasses and stares at the camera and swears an oath to destroy anyone committing genocide because he hates God

4. Warns the alt-right that once they commit genocide they will lose popular support.

5. Bog roll returns and tends to undermine the gravity of this message.

>>239888

>How much of an martyr/"hero"/"deus ex machina" complex can this autist have?

That's what happens when you model your life after Doctor Who.

>>240027

>Debating the alt-right

How is it a debate when he's the only person present?

>>239888

Every line he says is something he's heard in a bad TV action show.

>Being Alt Right Will Get You Killed

His violent rhetoric increases day by day. This has gone from another person to laugh at online to something scary. I believe it's likely he will commit violent acts in the near future. I'm not joking - he is losing it. Violence is always wrong and I pray he gets the help he needs soon.

>>240171

>He's losing it

I could tell that by looking at the thumbnail image in the OP and the thumbnail image you posted.

Just take a look at the two side by side and you'll see his mental health is not only declining rapidly, but so is his physical health.

>>240171

Isn't there some bullshit police state agency in britcuckstan we can report him to? it would piss him to no end if he got arrested

>>240178

They probably wouldn't get involved any way. Left wing violence is fine and the most you will do is draw attention to the people who troll him and get them party vanned.

>>240178

This is what I could find with a quick jewgle search

https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/give-information-online/

https://www.police.uk/information-and-advice/reporting-crime/

>>240183

He hasn't committed a crime, that's just wasting police time.

>>240184

Isn't incitement to vio/terrorism a crime?

>>240185

An autistic sperg rambling on the internet isn't going to be considered a legit threat. Unless he aims it at a woman who cries wolf then it's no dice.

Also remember he's targeting "racists". He's hardly going to be considered a bad apple when he's a sperg trying to stop racism is he?

>>240174

Is he accidentally overdosing his medication?

>>240180

He will victimise someone in his family or a friend. That is the typical pattern. Remember back to how terrified his short-lived boyfriend was? We only heard Jahan's side. Imagine what really happened.

>>240187

Like Elliot Rodger? People never take mental illness seriously because the behavioural symptoms seem ridiculous, almost like someone is joking. I say let the experts make the determination.

>>240187

>woman who cries wolf

Wait, what if we make up some fake ""alt-right"" woman or something and goad him into sperging out over her. Like chrischan.

>>240189

Elliot Roger was functional. This is a whole different ball game where this kid is basically playing with Doctor Who action figures as a high point of his life. Him sperging out and throwing shit around is standard practice. Him picking up a gun and mass murdering people is quite the leap. He would be lucky if he could even find an assault spoon

>>240190

Not getting involved and I would recommend others don't. He's a fat retard who you can poke and prod and laugh at, but when you actively attempt to fuck with him you're crossing the line where bad things happen. Chris is the Chris he is now because of all that shit and it's literally going to kill him. If the internet has simply observed and not done the extreme shit it did then he would still be making bad sonic comics and posting anti-gay youtube rants no one watched.

>>240221

The thing is he isn't wrong there, but instead of adapting to the truth about women he kept trying to be himself. Which failed because he was a spineless beta who wrote novels and tried to murder people but couldn't open a door.

>>240226

He's right about women? Well, then shit, no wonder Elliot was a spineless beta, Jahans and other lolcows existed, and there's SJWs, love"shy", nu-males, wingnuts/moonbats, etc. everywhere: We were all borne from animalistic retards. 'Mazin'.

>>240231

Women are illogical creatures driven by emotion. They evolved to take care of illogical creatures, being mostly logical would make that task infinitely harder.

Women are attracted to masculine men, which he describes accurately there if you push it to it's extreme.

Women picking their partners doesn't end well and does lead to worse kids due to them picking "alpha" guys who just look good and don't invest anything in the kids, which leads to single motherhood which is a massive fuck up in every way possible.

Elliot isn't wrong in that post. The problem was he didn't want to play the game reality sets up. He thinks reality should change to adjust to HIS standards and when it didn't he went on a killing spree. All the data he had was good, he just didn't come up to the logical conclusion of "If I want to get laid I have to reach this standard". The same way if you're playing say Dark souls you might not having to like using your shield to block an attack but it's impossible to dodge so you have to put your shield up if you want to beat that boss. You simply do what you need to do to achieve your goal. Elliot rage quit when instead of blocking he kept trying to roll and roll and roll. Didn't matter how often he rolled or how well, the fact that he knew he had to block and refused to do it means he sealed his own fate. Life sucks, women suck, if you want women you have to deal with how shitty life is and accept that women aren't men and they're men's rivals in mating and fight that battle for what it is.

Maybe before you post a retarded comment like "LOL OF COURSE WE'RE ALL ANIMALS!" you might want to drop your lefty non-sense and see the whole picture not just the part you can mock.

>>240235

>He thinks reality should change to adjust to HIS standards and when it didn't he went on a killing spree.

Now THIS is the thing he should have done in the first place. What my complaints were you saying "Elliot isn't wrong in that post", because it implies as if no matter what we do, we'll never be good or never progress. That kind of nihilistic shit doesn't match up to real life especially in the Digital Age, which is why it is regarded as something only teenage edgelords who think they know it all say in their LJ blogs, if not whining about not getting allowance from their parents for wasting it on Hot Topic and, therefore, they deserve to die.

Elliot simply exaggerated all of this, never asking why he never got the pussy he wanted if he really was this fucking "supreme gentleman".

>Maybe before you post a retarded comment like "LOL OF COURSE WE'RE ALL ANIMALS!" you might want to drop your lefty non-sense and see the whole picture not just the part you can mock.

Dude, if I was some goddamned lefty, I wouldn't even touch fullchan with a 10 feet stick and stick my ass on Reddit instead, a site which I never had an account on. But here I am, looking for some lolstock to ranch the fuck out to get some dairy, calling out the cuckoldry in this shitstorm society, and saying stuff no SJW or even lefty would ever want to say, or hear without throwing some sperging shitfit. You just didn't clarify what you said, because if he's right exactly word by word, then we're all retarded.

>>240193

Yes, they are very different. My point was that people didn't take him seriously either. He had a long history of violence. He confessed in his writings to many assaults and probably committed many more. Jahans also has a history of violence and is not taken seriously. Like Rodger his violence acts were not taken seriously.

>>240239

Humans don't progress in your life time. Evolution takes at least 30 generations. The state of man and the state of woman does not change, it only expresses it's self within it's environment which changes.

Elliot rogers was honestly a victim of our society lying it's asses off about women and then people like him responded to the lie and got fucked for it. Being a Happa is already fucked up and it just got worse from there for him because of it.

>>240251

>>240256

Elliot Rogers was not a victim, he was a narcissist who didn't cough up the money for an escort and even that wouldn't have fixed him. Society does not and should never have an obligation to give losers pussy because they demand it.

The "man" was a monster and you should fuck off to Sluthate where you can jack each other off about your psychotic fantasies.

Anyway, the thread's being derailed and Jahans is the subject, not Loveshy Jesus.

>>240260

>Guy wants something

>Every one tells him if he runs a mile every day he will have it

>Every day he runs a mile

>Turns out every one lied

>He's angry that he ran the race as told and the bad information fucked him

Elliot might have been a nutjob but you have to take responsibility when bad information made him the nutjob he was. You can blame his actions squarely on him growing up in a feminist society that lies to men about women to make women feel better about themselves.

Elliot could have be a successful man, he had all the potential to do so, if he had just been put on the right path. He wasn't put on one and so he became a nutjob trying to understand why he failed when he did everything he was told would make him successful.

Jahans is the opposite case. He's a down syndrome kid. He'll sperg and rage on cam and maybe throw tard rages but he's not really dangerous. As long as you can avoid his meat hooks he poses no danger to any one.

>>240263

>Elliot might have been a nutjob but you have to take responsibility when bad information made him the nutjob he was.

His raging assburgers and blue balls made him the nutjob he was. Why should we take responsibility for his perpetual teenage angst?

>You can blame his actions squarely on him growing up in a feminist society that lies to men about women to make women feel better about themselves.

You can blame his actions on him being a manlet entitled assburger with a personality that drove everybody away from him.

>He wasn't put on one and so he became a nutjob trying to understand why he failed when he did everything he was told would make him successful.

He didn't try to understand, he whined and blamed other people when he met failure. If he understood why nobody liked him, he could have fixed it.

Wizard/incel detected.

>>240271

Some people are just too retarded to understand things.

>>240274

That doesn't mean that other people should be held responsible for their retardation.

>>240275

If your society promotes race mixing and single mothers then your society should be held accountable for the consequences of what it advocates retard.

>>240278

What does race mixing and single mothers have to do with a self important aspie shooting random people because he couldn't get laid?

>>240278

Race-mixing and single mothers have absolutely nothing to do with how Elliot became the lunatic he was. If it did, then why isn't every virgin with rage shooting up sorority houses?

>>240280

>>240282

How does a guy going on a rampage because he's a virgin relate to a society that tells men how you get laid is the complete opposite of the truth? No idea. Must just be making shit up.

>>240174

Does it rain garbage in the UK? He's adding like a 2 inch layer of just utter trash on his bedroom floor every video.

>>240189

If you're going to call the cops to fuck with him, just admit you're calling the cops to fuck with him.

>>240314

By following Occam's Razor, which is more likely?

1. Society and the government are united in a grand conspiracy to oppress men by telling them women aren't soulless, evil cumdumpsters who have black souls and breath fire?

Or

2. Elliot Rodger is a beta faggot who was too ugly and socially retarded to get laid, so he threw a tantrum with a loaded gun and a car?

>>240263

>Guy wants something

That "something" is another living human being capable of sentient thought to spend the rest of their life, money and sex organs with him.

>Every one tells him if he runs a mile every day he will have it

Of course a fat wizard hates the idea of exercise.

In all seriousness, getting into a relationship isn't hard at all, and just getting laid is even easier. All you have to do is not be a sperglord and have some kind of value as a human.

Elliot couldn't get a girlfriend because he was a creepy, ugly beta who didn't even have the nuts to talk to them.

Bro, I'mma help you out. Here's how you get a good wife:

1. Be financially stable (this is the hardest part. I recommend learning a trade.)

2. Have decent social skills (if you don't know how, see a therapist.)

3. Talk to women (you can find them in bars, online or just about anywhere since they're 50% of the population)

4. Don't read MGTOW/Incel/Wizard bullshit because it's written by autistic cuckolds. (Men's Rights is okay, but be careful it doesn't overlap into the previously mentioned categories.) If you already have, disregard anything they told you. They're not MGTOW/Incel/Wizards because their lives are so great.

If you do all this and still can't get laid, it's probably just because you're ugly as fuck.

Great job jullaying btw

>>240339

>Occam's Razor

Which is more likely?

1. The sun and moon rise in the east and sets in the west

or

2. The earth is a gigantic rock revolving around a gigantic ball of plasma, and the moon is a smaller rock revolving around the earth

Science tells us one of these is true.

>>240355

You repeated the same thing twice. That's not how Occam's razor works. It refers to the complexity of the concept in general, not to how you state the concept.

But >>240349 has a great point. I'm gonna tap out of this one so the thread can get back on track. If you got a brain as big as your dick is dry, you'll back off too.

>>240358

>the sun rising is the same as the earth rotating

The same in perception, but the sun "rising" is very different from the earth rotating.

Plus, that's a fallacious misuse of Occam's razor, which is what I was trying to prove. Occam's razor isn't it be used in arguments, and it's actually supposed to be used to figure the order of two hypothesis to test first in an experiment. Wiliam weeps.

>>240359

Shut the hell up, virgin.

>>240360

No

>>240342

>If I ignore everything you say I can make a stupid argument

Good women are exceptionally rare because women are dominated mentally by social pressure and never got told the truth either. They got told to fuck around and have a career, which completely fucks up their ability to breed and the kids of those who do get pregnant. These fucked up kids continue the cycle only they're even worse.

You should like the standard retard beta who decided to take in a woman after she hit the wall and you think she's a good woman because she said she didn't fuck 13 niggers every week and you believed her.

Now please do continue to ignore that Elliot is a victim of our society as much as many single mothers are. They hid the truth from both of them and Elliot got violent while single mothers act like cancer and make more Elliots.

I'm starting to think we're getting raided……..by betafags off r9k

>>240221

>Elliot is to women as Valerie Solanas or Andrea Dworkin is to men

Ironically those two cunts are still respected within the feminist community

>>240235

Stop sperging like a retard KV for a minute and consider this: elliot had a fucking bmw bought by his millonaire father who was a director in the hunger games. And he couldn't get laid, you know why? because he didn't even SPEAK TO BITCHES.

You know what I would have done in his place? just fucking trick a teen girl to sleep with me to get into the hunger games premiere, to which elliot did go because his dad obviously could get tickets. This is what most kikewood shit kids do, he could've tricked a girl saying he could get her an audition if she went ass-to-mouth, practically all bitches in showbiz have gargled shit stained dicks when they started and even worse.

But no, elliot had a fucking golden ticket but couldn't be fucking bothered to cash it in. He was a lazy dumb fuck who was constantly looking for retarded ways to get rich quick when all he had to do was play the dynasty showbiz game using his dad's connections. Kikewood is full of butthurt manlets with borderline IQs like him and they live like fucking kings

>>240263

He never ran a mile, he never had a job, he blew his savings in lotto tickets, everything he had was bought for him by his dad including a car that is worth more than the average annual middle class income

>>240339

The irony is that he wasn't even that ugly, he was actually better looking that some child actors, problem is that he was a shithead and didn't like anyone

Again, nigga had it all served in a silver platter, but even then he was too retarded to figure it out

>>240413

>Good women are hard to find.

It's especially hard when you're a beta who doesn't have any of his own value as a person and has terminally low standards due to massive thirst.

If you're going to spend the rest of your natural life with someone, give them unfeathered access to your bank account and agree to spawn your offspring with them, of course it's going to find someone worthy of all that. It's a very tall order.

But guess what? There are 7 billion goddamn people on the planet. Stop making excuses and nut up, wizard.

>>240420

>Ironically those two cunts are still respected within the feminist community

Exactly. They idolize and lionize these two walking and talking straw-bitches, then wonder why so many people hate them. And, in true lefty fashion, they double their efforts down, instead of examining why people don't like dealing with them, not catching the possibility that it isn't the society is muhsoggykneestick, it's that these feminists are obnoxious.

>>240427

>If I keep calling someone a wizard and to man up then that changes how fucked up society is and how stupid women are so this magically makes non-shitty women multiplye

>>240428

>Some feminists are okay

Yea, some feminists are okay. They're just flooding the country with kebab because the ideology they follow is pure cancer to any group who allows it to exist. But hey, not all feminists are like that!

>>240438

>Yea, some feminists are okay.

Wait, I didn't say this in my post. So who the fucking hell are you talking to?

>>240442

You imply it in the way that you act like not all feminists are obnoxious rather than the entire ideology being obnoxious. I may have misread that or you may have written it poorly. It could be either one with how often you see "But 2nd wave feminism was good".

>>240443

>It could be either one with how often you see "But 2nd wave feminism was good".

I just said feminism, that's all. No mention of waves. So who do you think I am?

>>240444

Probably a Redditor with some link to Gamergate from the way you talk.

>>240446

I left cuckchan before it was called cuckchan after being there for years, so I wasn't there during this GG affair. I also never touched Leddit because it's an uninteresting website and was said to be drowning in memes. Thanks a lot for assuming who I am, faggot.

>>240453

Maybe if you didn't act like a faggot people wouldn't assume you're a faggot. Now whine more like a Tumblr bitch about muh labels and we'll slap your ass up here as a lolcow too.

>>240459

>Now whine more like a Tumblr bitch about muh labels

And when did I do this, huh? You're the one who's acting like a faggot here, more like a Dumbler bitch. When did I whine about fucking labels here? When did I say some feminists are good and not all of them are just women being women? And when did I say about waves of feminism here?

Slap my ass up here as a lolcow? You're the one who's being triggered here by shit I didn't say, nigger.

New post on his blog: To the Future !

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.fr/

"I will soon have survived 10 years on youtube and I have just somehow successfully bought legal justice to bare upon a troll. The weight of history lies heavy upon my brow"

also for the ladies out there:

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Farshnuke

>>240494

Legal justice?

>>240442

>Wait, I didn't say this in my post. So who the fucking hell are you talking to?

You never said anything of the sort. But incels assume everyone who doesn't agree with them is a radical 2nd wave feminist.

>>240564

Incels don't exist, but entitled narcissistic autists certainly exist.

He thinks the rest of the world will invade America because (he thinks) Trump is Alt-Right.

Is there a /chan/ dedicated to Jahans?

>>240747

/r9k/

>>240738

>invade the one country with nearly 60% of the world's military

What a retard…

>>240766

Farshnuke better start stockpiling on bottle caps or mushroom vodka if he wants to launch an invasion of America.

>>240766

Yurop won't even do shit about the ISIL even if rapefugees are going apeshit at their borders. What makes this guy think they're gonna do something about the US?

>>240263

I am sorry but Elliot, did not even try running a mile.

He just bought a bunch of designer clothes and sat around in public places, waiting for boyfriend-free girl to approach him, ala Chris-Chan. I think we all know how that works out.

We ALL know how THAT works out.

>Jahans: The Tumblr Solider

>>240966

spoiler that shit

>>228720

lmao yes he is

>>440709

Nationalism isn't about race

>>440769

t. burger fake nationalist

>>444409

"Hi do you know Toby King?" This is gonna be goooooood

doxxxxxxxxxxing and counter doxxxxxxxxxing by 2 people who met """"anonymously"""" on a discord and agreed to add each other on facebook.

When will normies learn.

>>447490

is that what happened? i guess it was inevitable that something like that would happen, once you have a circlejerk discord community for long enough

>this just in, discord faggots are faggots

we need a 2nd coming

Adam's dox is funny. Toby's dox is shameful. /thread

>>447139

>>439193

Truly /ourhomo/

Also why our people doxxxxing Godwindon, I've been away for a week and this what I update the thread too?

>>447826

lmao

shud be gud to see how this turns out

>>448045

you know the real story here?

I never got into the discord faggotry

>>448156

Nice. This could end in at least one documented meltdown.

>>448156

Again, how stupid can a person be? He thinks that trying to make Adam into a lolcow and running a doxxxxxing server will have zero blowback when the guy has an audience that wants to fuck with people 24/7. It's always the case when these people say "so and so is the real cow" that they turn out to have these shameful photos of lusting after a negress.

Adam will just make him completely unemployable if he puts out a video.

>>448010

Funny seeing members of the "totally not a doxxxxing server" doxxxxing server trying to deny the existence of a doxxxxing as I'm pretty sure it the exact same thing happened when Kraut was found out. I even recognise some of the usernames and they're the exact same people who were in the Jahans discord and ruined the place by talking about their drama.

That PozEmperor guy is "Danial J Toft" and he's known to be a complete cow.

>>448156

thanks for the quick rundown. there's something about constant communications which attract autists in the imageboard sphere. discord servers, perpetual general threads, places like that just end up pure shite

>>448156

Literally nothing you just said is true.

>You can tell when it's Vercingetorix posting because the anon will call Adam a "Reptile," after the David Icke meme. He apparently thinks that's really clever.

hahahahahahaha OK mate. Adam being referred to as a reptile is because he's a two faced snake.

>>450865

>Literally nothing you just said is true.

You mean other than Toby having a nigger girlfriend? :^)

>>448156

spacker

>>468137

i assume deleting a story is like finishing a wank and closing 20 tabs for him

What happened to Godwinson?

Seems his channel goes down within hours of putting them up.

Liberalistismists?

>>468378

Yea from what i see whenever he gets a video striked he dissapears

Does anyone have a link to the archive of Jahans Youtube channel?

I haven't followed this guy for about 4 or 5 months and I feel like I've missed nothing. This is terminal NEET.

Jahans: "I'M NOT DEAD!"

>>478327

he DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING for some reason.

>>481285

he took a page from his #1 fan

Is Angry Aussie the long lost brother of Jahans? He's got relatively the same facial features and tiny arms.

>>497576

>doing standing dumbbell presses with 4kg weights

>doing standing dumbbell presses with that posture

Is he trying to get /fit/, or stay morbidly obese?

Reading back over this and the archived threads is like looking back on a distant, unknowable period in history where for a few weeks, a year or so ago, a titted cannibal became the most studied and psychoanalysed man/woman/thing on the internet.

Has anyone tried to talk to/interview Jahans recently?

F

I can hear Godwinson making his response video now…

That's if he's still alive

>>514993

That and the $20 pedo glasses actually define his face … well it doesn't look "good" but he looks less like a human slug now.

Also lol at his list of maladies, in a 13 minute video he cycles through the whole list (and includes "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome," that one's new!)

Anyone else have most of Jahans videos saved? I'm trying to collect the whole archive and almost have it all.

>>514993

I guess he always wanted to be a BBC writer so he figures he can at least dress the role.

>>516337

why havent you reuploaded the archive somewhere else

Here's the directory listing for 2008-11-02 to 2018-08-06

https://pastebin.com/BrzZjg2G

1260 videos, 427 GB

>>517374

Where do you suggest?

>>517516

archive.org is great for this stuff

>>517742

I didn't know you could upload video there. I'll look into it, thants.

NEW JAHANS, FUCKERS

>>524659

>CO2 shortage

WTF? They literally pull it out of the air and compress it into a liquid. How is there a shortage?

does anyone know a jahans archive?

>>526868

He privates his videos to prove they're his and then DMCAs anyone who re-ups them. Ask and someone will probably upload whatever you want via mega.

>>524671

>fertilizer is in low demand

>the soft drink market collapses

Weird.

>>524659

>2 liters of coke per day

Because it's diet Coke I bet he thinks it's alright. There's nothing in Coca-Cola or whatever rat piss drink is on the shelves that'll give him "energy". If he was drinking shit like red bull I can let it slide, but coke makes you sleepy and bloated from all the fizzyness.

>>528188

it has sugar or aspartame

You honestly didn't think he could stay away forever did you?

check out the latest of Jahans news since it has been a year or longer.

Come to the realization that Jahans has changed his look and his social media presence is not all there. Is he planing to kill off one of his parents and then take a little souvenir?

>>562966

His reasoning and annecdotes about writing stories is impecable.

>>563041

He needs Diet Coke.

>>562966

Damn, Pete Doherty is looking worse than ever these days.

>>563168

>half deflated Dalek on his bed

He attempted to have sex with it… and succeeded!

>>563073

Diet Coke is pure Jahanism

What will he do?

>>565095

When are you coming back, Adam?

>>567979

Godwinson is still here m8 he is just waiting for the opportune time to come out.

We Have to Believe

Also what happened to that Jahans discord that was up and running a year ago?

>>524659

Universal credit money is where they top up your income because you're too poor by their standards. It'e like when you're not retarded enough to get disability they give you a few extra quid to make up for it.

Drinking 2 liters of fizzy pop will make you feel like shit. It creates a dependency in your body with the caffeine. You drink it to not have a head ache and feel like shit, which then makes you feel like shit.

>>515181

He's signalling that he's a homosexual. That's the exact homo look.

Can't believe no one posted these:

JAHANSFACTS

✔ brought a hamster to orgasm

✔ soundly rejected by the online hamster community

✔ had his pumpkin smashed by a foreigner

✔ carried a dead rat around with him

✔ buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost

✔ played with animal carcasses

✔ smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"

✔ made a dalek and cuckshed in 3D

✔ low intelligence

✔ aspiring BBC script writer

✔ aspiring BBC cuckold

✔ obese

✔ told by an endocrinologist he is too fat

✔ founded Green Nothing Productions (not registered at companies house)

✔ vowed to review Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey while cosplaying as Bella if a facebook post about GNP got 10,000 likes (it didn't)

✔ owns an inflatable dalek

✔ wiped his cat's arse with his finger

✔ wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss

✔ wrote about removing and eating organs from living women

✔ wrote about cutting women into pieces

✔ wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets

✔ wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive

✔ quit after one day as a trolley boy

✔ threatened to strangle every member of an internet club

✔ made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate

✔ licked his own nipple on cam

✔ got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia

✔ his own sister is terrified of him

✔ wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling

✔ handed said porn to Laura K Dale in person

✔ terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him

✔ killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot

✔ founded Project MIRTH

✔ pronounces bickers as "bickers"

✔ attempted to physically remove his father from the house

✔ got scolded by a policewoman who then told him to tidy his room

✔ demanded that his mother pay him £50 to move a chair

✔ got angry when she only gave him £30

✔ broke his wrist falling over after flamboyantly storming off when his mum made him pay for a bed with "his own money" (her money)

✔ blacklisted by multiple feminist communities

✔ blacklisted by the labour party

✔ threatened suicide bickers the requirements to receive welfare are too strict

✔ threatened suicide if terrorist sympathising communist corbyn didn't win

✔ cut his own hair with disastrous results

✔ refused to come downstairs when a friend came to play

✔ received a valentine's day card but did not appreciate it

✔ can't be a computer technician bickers quantum computers

✔ can't learn to program bickers new languages will come out

✔ can't learn to drive bickers self driving cars

✔ autism makes him too efficient to work full time

✔ NEET

✔ showing many symptoms of diabetes (pain in extremities, slow wound healing, headaches, blackouts, lack of energy, intense thirst, sugar craving)

✔ not even white

✔ burned a gastropod to death in a toxic isobutene and propylene glycol solution

✔ rejected by the straight community

✔ encased a deeply autistic man inside a latex envelope and induced a negative air pressure

✔ genitals are like two tic tacs and a slightly larger tic tac

✔ soaked his socks in his own piss (while wearing them) as a dirty protest against going to the zoo

✔ privatised all his vids on his main channel (secret tory?!?)

JAHANSPEAK

Project = MIRTH Making Internet Racists Think Healthily

JIDF = Jahans Internet Defense Force

JQ = Jahans Question / Job Question

JEU = Jahans Extended Universe

bickers = the correct pronunciation and spelling of "bickers"

GNP = Gas Niggers Party / Green Nothing Productions

Supremely arousing = how Jahans finds murder and cannibalism

Absolute nectar = a movie production company based in Lagos, Nigeria

Nazis = a catch-all term for literally everyone and everything

Submissive Blond Girls = see supremely arousing

Jeremy Corbyn = hope

The Female Doctor = also hope

Anyone know where I can find his cannibal/feces injection stories? I don't have the patience to read every story on his DA account without losing my sanity.

I re-upped the Ovenmen segment to YouTube awhile ago, apparently TDS re-visited the subject according to a comment

https://therightstuff.biz/2018/10/10/tds353-for-the-male-gays/

>>575222

All far leftists think they're so altruistic because they believe in notions like equality and peace and sending rice crackers to starving Africans, but none of them have ever done anything in life to help another. They all feel entitled to other people's time and effort. They'll freely offer someone else's home as a house for refugees or someone else's paycheck as payment for Shaniqua's kids. That's not altruism.

>>575296

What bothers me is how he can demand basic income and demand there be no borders. He's somehow got it in his head that a society can somehow still function as normal is 10-million+ shitskins suddenly roll up in Heathrow or Dover tomorrow, and that we can just absorb them and give them free money, and nothing will break.

He's too dangerous to be considered just an idiot. He's Gulag-tier insane.

>>575569

If his income was averaged together with that of the whole world, he wouldn't be able to afford any bugman shit

>>577770

Diet Coke, potato chips, mush.

Looks good.

About time Adam started making videos again. It's all so shit without him tbqh.