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54c964 No.228717 [View All]
New thread! Old one is about to die!
The autistic betacuck icon and hardcore Corbyn supporting socialist Alexander Gordon Jahans is a rising meme.
His entire channel is nothing but this retard with moobs sperging over conservatives, sucking off to SJWs thinking he's ever gonna get any and justifying why he is such a mediocre cunt, like for example why he can't be arsed to fucking edit anything which is why all his videos are a half-hour of an unintelligible fat fuck having trouble breathing
>Also
Requesting invite to #Liferaft of the damned Jahanism chat! I lost it and Jahans banned me from the main discord so I can't get back in
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4ef874 No.849621
Fuck me - this thread date…
>09/17/16
All quiet on the jahans front it seems. Do you think he will rise to /cow/ prominence? Fucking hope so tbh - he was one of the greatest cows since cwc and had so much potential.
I feel like he's gained eternal internt infamy but it could have been so much more tbqh. Certain people scarred him off though. They prematurely slaughtered a cow whos big fat man-tits were still ripe for miIking smh.
I lament at what could have been.
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a2ddf6 No.849625
>>849621
I have to agree with this. Jahans hit that perfect target where the lore was utterly fascinating but too dense for casuals (the names of his hamsters, for instance). The guy made 50 minute videos ranting about how the government was going to make him kill himself and Nazis were killing lesbians who he wanted to eat. There was huge crossover potential (TRS, Laura K Buzz, Jim Sterling). He even had a decent stand-in for Barb, Bob and Cole Smithey.
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4ef874 No.851088
>>849625
Im kind of waiting, lurking to see if he will still emerge again but it might be a case of "lesson learned" when it comes to one man thats debatable kek crusades against the internet "nazis" in his case.
Your right though, the lore and even ironic "esoteric jahanist" quasi-occult groups springing up around his miIking escapades (codex jahanicus/jahanicomicon etc) was pretty unique and glorious.
It all had so much potential. Ruined by people who understood neither subtlety nor nuance when it came to nurturing such ripe cattle as gords.
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8d473a No.853673
>Go to Jahans twitter
>he's retweeting porn
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1d7ff2 No.853797
Jahans is a horny boy. What compels a man to tweet this shit, especially under his real name? Oh, and
JAHANS HAS AN INSTAGRAM
An Instagram that he regularly updates. It's mostly pictures of the dogshit he shoves down his disgusting maw; it's as fucking disgusting as it sounds.
https://www.instagram.com/alexanderjahans/
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1d7ff2 No.853799
>>853797
Some pics from his Instagram. He needs to clean his carpet.
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cb5890 No.853948
>>853799
Holy shit. Godwinson was onto something with NEEThog day. This is exactly the same. Just look at those meals, he's been doing this for years…
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ec0d41 No.853962
>>853797
>Alex's diet is 70% bread.
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3528c4 No.853993
>>853962
His instagram hurts my eyes.
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3528c4 No.853996
>>853797
> It's mostly pictures of the dogshit he shoves down his disgusting maw; it's as fucking disgusting as it sounds.
This is the most accurate description of it.
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8d473a No.854090
>>853797
So this is British food?
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34828b No.854184
>>854090
British food is just American food, but slightly worse.
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8d473a No.854333
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a2ddf6 No.854401
>>853948
> he's been doing this for years…
Yup. I saved these awhile ago
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a2ddf6 No.854402
>>853993
>>853962
> lookin' for friends
> here are my tits
Maybe the first time in the history of the internet that this didn't work.
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ea2d51 No.854519
On the Instagram front: here is a list of Jahans's followers and people he's following. One of his followers is named Tom Jahans-Price, who might be a family member. Most of his pictures have been liked by an account named purpleoxalis_, an alleged woman named Shauna. Also, he's posted yet another picture of a two "toasties" – absolutely disgusting.
One the Twitter front: apparently, there's some drama going on between Jahans and the "Hannibal" fanfic community. They've either found some of the fanfic/parodies of Jahans's work, or they've found Jahans's actual work and now, in shame, he's trying to pass it off as someone else's work, or perhaps it's both. Either way, Jahans has disgusted and been shunned by another group of people. The "Nazis" are apparently "poking" him again. He briefly mentions his ex-"boyfriend", a bizarre period of Jahans lore I had completely forgotten about. Afterwards, he started retweeting sex stuff again.
>>854333
Those are rewrites of old stories. "Bimbos at Dawn" may be a new story though. I don't remember that one.
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8d473a No.854698
>>854519
>"Nazi" stalking him for a decade
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a2ddf6 No.854717
>>854519
I love how Jahans defaults to "I'm disabled guys, I'm just a sadsack, I'm no threat even though I want to eat you." Classic Jahanism.
Dare we say interesting times lie ahead?
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8d473a No.855096
>>854717
I see a rage vid coming
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a2ddf6 No.855122
>>855096
Oh its coming lad
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1d7ff2 No.855134
>>855122
DO NOT MOCK THE PENIS
Who wants to be Jahans's shaving partner?
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92dd10 No.855261
>>854519
Glad to see you're still here, Adam.
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ba0837 No.855359
>>854519
>ex-"boyfriend"
No way. I must've missed this piece of saga, can someone help me out here?
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1d7ff2 No.855401
>>855261
lel I'm not fag adam.
>>855359
Jahans briefly lived with a severely autistic man and, if I remember correctly, his (well-off?) parents. The BF had a thing for vacuum beds and would have Jahans operate one for him while he was in it. I think Jahans also mentioned jerking him off a few times, but basically their sexual relationship was entirely one-sided, and after Jahans would satisfy the BF's needs, the BF would tell him to fuck off and then would proceed to browse the internet, leaving poor Jahans to jerk himself off. After one of their little sessions, Jahans got angry at the BF for not pleasuring him, so he started yelling at him, scaring the BF and causing him to have an autistic meltdown, and that basically ended their relationship. At least, that's how I remember it going down. Oh, and Bear in mind, Jahans bragged about be the dominate one in their relationship.
Does anyone have an archive of Jahans's old videos?
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a2ddf6 No.855491
>>855401
Jahans can't stop telling everyone he's a virgin these days.
I was wondering why he was doing all this lecherous shit on Twitter and then I remembered they shoah'd porn off Tumblr.
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f679f3 No.855682
>>855134
Why are subhuman beta manlets always into shit tier fetishes like femdom
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360347 No.855802
>>854717
I somehow doubt putting Jahans on test was a good idea. His libido is going to drive him crazy and make him do retarded shit.
>>855682
>manlets
Newfag detected.
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1d7ff2 No.855819
>>855682
Jahans is a large guy, both height and weight-wise.
>>855802
His libido has already driven him crazy. Almost his entire existence seems to revolve around sex. His spends most of his waking day being thirsty on twitter, and when he was still making videos, he'd constantly bring up his fetishes and fantasies. It's just sex, sex, and more sex on his mind 24/7. Developing a sex-drive has only made him more dysfunctional than he was before. Though, I doubt he'll rape, cannibalize, or murder someone.
Jahans's dad also released a new book last year: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F72FNFM – absolute nectar.
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a2ddf6 No.855855
>>855819
Holy fuck, Keith went HARDCORE
GET RID OF THE FUCKING GUNS
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8d473a No.856205
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NEW JAHANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a2ddf6 No.856308
>>855491
Just realized something, Jahans is now one of those sadsacks that follow porn stars on social media and try to interact with them. They're some of the sadest men that you will ever, ever see. (He'd probably also buy them presents from their Amazon wish lists if he had any money. But he doesn't.) We may have been the first people to ever see the metamorphosis of a weird nerd into this platonic ideal of that kind of social freak. It's like watching the genesis story of a future assassin or spree shooter or something.
>>856205
> Just a quick vlog for my friends i.e not the nazi scum who stalk me.
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4ab18c No.856401
>>856205
Why is this guy so haunted by right wing nazis? I know he does a bunch of Doctor Who reviews and drinks a bunch of Diet Coke, but why are right wingers after him?
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8d473a No.856473
>>856401
I see that you're new so I'll try to condense some facts for you (people feel free to chime in and correct/add to my shit).
He used to make a lot of (left leaning) political vids before his Dr.Who shit. Naturally, that would attract trolls who would leave comments trolling his political beliefs and due to him buying into all that SJW shit anyone slightly right of far-left or disagrees with him is a Nazi. Some dudes used some of his political clips to meme the left and he's never let that go. Due to his autism, lack of purpose in life and martyr complex he keeps on bring up "Nazi trolls" every time like if people are still fucking with him despite the fact that it's been like over a year since anyone had any type of contact with him.
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4ab18c No.856497
>>856473
Sounds depressing.
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a2ddf6 No.856508
>>856401
He was ranting about youtube and gun control in his videos. Then he made this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY2pplQrCB8
(which YouTube banned because their algorithm thought they were female lol)
He spread on Brit pol at that point.
Some of the trolls noticed he seemed to have what looked like Kallman's Syndrome, which he got tested for and yep, he sure did. So Jahans turning from a quasi-girl into a hulking ogre with a microdick and thirst for human flesh is kind of tied up in this whole thing.
He didn't take to the Testosterone injections well…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSlh7LZ0vkk
And his reactionary hatred of himself for being a >white >man and literal understanding of SJW rhetoric to mean that trannies and lesbians are going to overthrow the state lead him to being a fixture on The Daily Shoah for awhile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I
.. which he reacted to poorly…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U9iIqg-URo
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a2ddf6 No.856509
>>856508
>youtube and gun control
*UKIP and gun control I should have said
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707799 No.856609
>>856205
This cow would be entertaining to follow if his general appearance and lifestyle didn't want to make me physically throw up, It's like watching a sick animal, I just want to put it out of its own misery. Alexander Gordon Jahans presents a good argument for eugenics.
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4ab18c No.856986
>>856473
>>856508
Thanks for the quick summaries. I thought this dude was some Doctor Who nerd this whole time, but his weird political beliefs appear to be genuine. No wonder he draws so much attention from political circles.
>>856609
His animated mannerisms and vocal exaggerations are fairly entertaining. Definitely more entertaining than egrifters.
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8d473a No.857038
>>856986
You're lucky you haven't seen the vids where he talks about his fiction and fetishes
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ea2d51 No.857281
>>857038
For me, those two things were the main appeal of Jahans, that and how dysfunctional he is. His politics were always secondary. I don't even think Jahans cares about political all that much. He's really only in it for moral capital, a fear that his NEET lifestyle might be harmed, a very slim chance he may get some pussy, and because he thinks Doctor Who would believe the things he parrots. If Jahans found himself a hot blonde fascist woman, He'd be making videos about White genocide and goosestepping down the street in no time.
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711316 No.857321
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Jahans was Godwinson's PPP before PPP was Godwinson's PPP.
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ea2d51 No.857352
>>857321
Godwinson is a fag, and PPP and Jahans aren't even comparable. PPP isn't a cow; he's self-aware and purposely tries to be entertaining. The only thing they have in common is that they're both fat and make videos.
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8d473a No.858772
>>856205
>Video removed by the user
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1d7ff2 No.858801
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1d7ff2 No.859275
>>858801
If Alex was any thirstier, he'd be dead of dehydration.
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4ab18c No.859292
>>859275
He is speaking to an actual woman, right?
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27ea3c No.859981
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d28a6f No.861236
Where is this fat faggot now?
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a2ddf6 No.861371
If anyone can find the text from the old OP, make a new thread. There's probably more interest in Jahans than some of the other non-IBS cows wandering around these parts.
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a2ddf6 No.862550
Lazy bastards, Jahanism is like the war on terror, it will never end
>>862538
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