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5bcaef No.862538 [View All]

Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.

Jahans is an artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends.

He has deleted much cocks, added some more and is intermittently creating and deleting still more. His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.

The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:

The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-l15dW9JcE

An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ekWgz3VYs

Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPyoAilW_0

Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtZCjtuYcQ

More Introductory Nectar

The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I

Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8

Alexander Jahans: Diary of a madman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Esoteric Revelations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIEana3jQM

Emperor Jahans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqABF-TNEEs

Alexander Jahans joins the Alt-Right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcN0IWu7nXM

Discord Interviews with Jahans (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KZH9heM454

Discussing Jahans with Black Adam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXcwRbDqblg

Jahans links

Blog and Fiction http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/

Twitter https://twitter.com/farshnuke

Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) https://www.facebook.com/farshnuke

Facebook Fanpage https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans

Youtube channels

Main Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke

paypig https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7k2OmGmyu7Ny1kDTIgFvg

Alex Vents https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdMxpvCCo1LA3kLlpf_xRg

Punditry https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQX87BCRV8xMZ-OWk3rsw

Scripted Videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36Bsgey3YwAqR6Gd88N_oA

Audiobooks https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIHwG80mzrfNAb2XqhhV2w

Previous threads

1 http://archive.is/fRbw2 >>204028

2 http://archive.is/wpMkV >>228717

3 http://archive.is/gao1O >>241661

4 http://archive.is/AhHjl >>246909

5 http://archive.is/JsYNs >>251169

6 http://archive.is/lRHTp >>254319

7 http://archive.is/WQmng >>255913

8 http://archive.is/NwW0h >>257816

9 http://archive.is/gBhyn >>261757

10 http://archive.is/8oIv3 >>273135

11 http://archive.is/FwHSH >>279223

12 http://archive.is/MfpAH >>286948

13 (gone?) >>291971

14 http://archive.is/9Vzhm >>302988

15 http://archive.is/gbxlw >>228717

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abec2e No.915089

File: 3e90aae69aaa6ba⋯.png (8.9 KB,550x176,25:8,dick pics.png)

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File: 6cdb0641e7fc20a⋯.png (8.89 KB,550x180,55:18,took out a tree.png)

Jahans comparing Kermode to his dad and reminding people he's bisexual.

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b7ebbd No.915093

>>914769

Are you retarded? You can't control what you think, that is why mental illnesses exist. Do you think crazy fuckers want to think the FBI is gang stalking them with big foot? You can control what you're exposed to but not what you think or feel about it, only how you respond to how you think or feel about it. Hence CBT being the go to catch all miracle cure for shrinks these days.

>>914910

Jahans is just acting like everyone else on social media is. What surprizes me is he's not throwing a hissy fit at all the news articles saying social media will make you a miserable cunt. I'm not remotely anti-/pol/ but I'm sure most of us went through a similar few months of outrage where we followed every tiny thing closely and took every thread hyper seriously. His problem isn't that he spends so much time online, it's that he's never stimulated online. If you spend all day just watching lets plays and reading endless tweets your brain demands stimulation. Which usually leads to jerking off to porn and then leads to "porn addiction" where fapping is the only mental stimulation you're getting so you keep falling back onto it.

Jahans wouldn't even need to leave his room, he just needs a goddamn hobby.

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cd80bd No.915095

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>>915093

You can control what you think if you don't have severe mental problems. Jahans doesn't have severe mental problems. He just has aspergers and chronic laziness.

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b7ebbd No.915097

>>915095

You really can't, but I'm not going to get into an intellectual slap fight with a retard. Go do some research on how the brain works instead of spending all day on twitter and 8ch.

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abec2e No.915104

File: e752b30eebfc182⋯.png (28.25 KB,599x750,599:750,for the sake of us.png)

File: 8e42f26023f2f02⋯.png (36.05 KB,605x863,605:863,kewl.png)

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Harry Potter reference? Disgusting! Injecting people with one centilitre of shit? Now that's the stuff.

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6ca877 No.915112

File: 30be46c2af55093⋯.jpg (64.91 KB,702x834,117:139,IMG-20170115-WA0000.jpg)

>>915095

>Jahans doesn't have severe mental problems

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b7ebbd No.915118

>>915104

>If you're not 100% happy with the father you should deny him the right to see his kids and introduce random men into their lives instead

>Is it Harry potter thats making my diseased looking ass unpopular?

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5c376e No.915137

>>915089

Is Jahans a lumberjack now??????

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cd80bd No.915146

>>915097

You have autism.

>>915112

I know, but at the very least he can decide what he thinks about during the day.

Does he think about nazi trolls and the UKIP government stealing his squash?

Or does he think about cute submissive women and a nice sunset?

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abec2e No.915154

>>915118

My immediate thought was what has Jahans ever done for the sake of the family? His sister gets on fine with Keith, which Jahans hates, and it's Jahans she's scared of. Keith may have lost his temper with Jahans on occasion but all evidence points to Jahans being the violent bully and being the one who drove Keith and Helen apart.

I agree the views of Jahans and those others are already pretty disgusting but given this context they have another dimension of self-serving lies and hypocrisy beyond the normal stuff we'd expect.

#teamkeith

>>915137

I imagined him double tapping a small bush then blowing the smoke from the end of the silencer before collapsing from exhaustion.

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171fe5 No.915315

File: 6a9f57a30594575⋯.jpg (99.61 KB,866x1390,433:695,a-woman-wearing-a-pith-hel….jpg)

Does anyone have a link to Adam/Godwinson's discord server? I had an invite from Porsalin but it's expired and the faggot isn't replying.

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171fe5 No.915325

>>915315

The one called "Wilshire Boulevard", I mean.

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b2fc2d No.915554

Do we know if he is involved with his local NHS mental health unit?

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af316d No.915573

>>915554

Mental health in the UK is a joke. Even if he contacted them they wouldn't have anything to offer him. He's getting brain pills from his doctor for anxiety and that's the best he can really hope for.

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5bcaef No.915603

>>915315

>godwinson is still on discord

Sow the autism, reap the shitstorm I guess.

>>915573

I think this is like 95% of "mental health treatment" these days. The only reason doctors meet with anyone is to adjust their meds accordingly (usually, cutting in half or doubling or adding in another one to treat the side-effects of the first).

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f30e8c No.915725

>>915573

>Mental health in the UK is a joke.

How do you know that anglo? Nice powerlevel there my dude.

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af316d No.915829

>>915603

Some times they lock you in a room for a week until you stop having psychotic episodes and then you get released feeling even worse because you were in a room full of crazies

>>915725

Ignoring that you're an utter faggot it's easy to see a failed mental health system in a society you live in. When people are recommended anti depressants for everything and nothing you start noticing a pattern.

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5c376e No.915847

File: da02d86629866a2⋯.png (60.51 KB,500x566,250:283,1529097070648.png)

>>915829

>a society you live in

Rise up!

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77d527 No.915864

File: 6f1260cbef35418⋯.png (125.79 KB,207x250,207:250,gords3.PNG)

>>915112

Is that a new OC lad? I don't recall seeing thatone before

>>915093

>he just needs a goddamn hobby

He has one.Writing perverse dross. Problem is that said hobby is an unhealthy one that reinforces his deviance.

When he was communicative in you tube comments back in the day I had a few back & forths with him and tried to steer him in the direction of healthier creative outlets but he was dismissive of all advice. He is totally stuck in his own rut and refuses any avenues of reprieve suggested.

The ONE thing he listened to was when anons were telling him to go to the fucking doctor and get test injections & a diagnosis and shit. And many argue that actually created MORE of a monster….

Besides, I dont think a simple hobby would fix gordon. There is no fixing gordon imo. He's a broken machine. That is what makes him entertaining.

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abec2e No.915867

File: 2149b73855921a8⋯.png (27.99 KB,608x622,304:311,amy pond.png)

File: f3b201739c587a1⋯.jpg (74.86 KB,589x657,589:657,anal.jpg)

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File: 61593d562173140⋯.png (38.26 KB,585x1209,15:31,dickbags.png)

File: 82157a87442f4b3⋯.png (11.94 KB,590x222,295:111,m'lady.png)

Jahans wrote about roasting and eating Karen Gillian alive, he included Godwinson in his stories, and what difference does it make if he blocks users who were messaging someone else?

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af316d No.915868

>>915864

It wouldn't fix him but it would pull him out of the suicide spiral hes got himself in now.

>>915867

Is there a twitter community for erotica cannibalism?

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dd99ae No.915872

>>915829

>>915829

>When people are recommended anti depressants for everything and nothing you start noticing a pattern.

Wrong.

I never got recommended antidepressants for any of my problems, knowing it or not what you have just write speaks volumes about you.

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171fe5 No.915877

>>915864

>Jahans listened to anons.

>There is no fixing Jahans.

>Jahans is still entertaining even though he's stopped making videos.

Brainlet. Jahans stopped all lulzworthy video-making just after the 2016 Discord interviews. Since then he's been essentially inactive. He's not the legendary lolcow he was circa 2014/5 > whether that's because of peoples' interference we'll never know for sure.

There WAS a sizeable community of Jahanists (led by Godwinson) around that time that birthed the Absolute Nectar meme and were instrumental in SpiderGate but when Godwinson dropped off and decided to do go on his Sargon crusade, the classic Jahanist community all but died.

His story and all his crazy moments were compiled into a documentary produced in late 2016. A neat little bow was wrapped around Esoteric JahanismTM.

For three years, Jahans has shit his pants and done nothing worthy of note, he's not put out enough material for another harrowing documentary, all there seems to be is a series of degenerate social media posts (which in this day and age wouldn't cause anyone to bat an eyelid). There hasn't been a new wave of Youtubers reacting to Jahans like there was in the past (Milennial Woes, TRS). There aren't the hourly 300 post Jahans threads on 4pol lamenting the decline of Western Civilisation. Jahanism essentially became synthesised with Godwinsonism. Just as Sargonism has become synthesised with Godwinsonism. Every thread I read about Sargon of Akkad (whether that be here in the cyclical, 4chan, Reddit) always sees Godwinson's videos used as primary canon in order for haters of Sargon, just like Jim.

Because Godwinson hijacked the Jahanists, it now looks like newer Jahanist groups are intertwined with hating on Sargon of Akkad, shilling Coach Red Pill and PPP (the Canadian Jahans), and being anti-altright (pro-Anita, Jess Phillips, Kevin Logan). The whole thing has become subverted from what it once was. It used to be about looking at this degenerate leftist monster dwelling in his parents' house with mantits and using him as an example to altright lads for how not to live… And now it's been reduced down to commenting "Absolute Nectar!" on the latest Godwinson video and laughing at a "lolcow" because it's "funny".

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5bcaef No.915885

File: be803c362cff901⋯.png (26.71 KB,708x645,236:215,CSRPjYE.png)

>>915868

>suicide spiral

He threatens suicide every time his mum asks him to vacuum the living room.

His last "public oath" was that he'd off himself if Corbyn lost the general election. Well, he lost, but Jahans decided he did better than Jahans thought he would so he called it off.

Jahans is not suicidal, he loves his life and threatens suicide whenever something is in danger of disrupting it.

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77d527 No.915906

File: 3b28aeae646887d⋯.png (536.77 KB,692x791,692:791,11223321.png)

>>915877

>Brainlet

Fuck off m8

>Jahans stopped all lulzworthy video-making just after the 2016 Discord interviews. Since then he's been essentially inactive.

He's not as active as he was true but he still makes daily cringeworthy (and lulzy) twats in his little twatter & instagram hugbox groups and it's funny to observe him spouting dumb opinions, posting pics of his vile diet, orbiting (and consequently irritating) stupid e-thots and even managing to fuck all that up with his unbridled autism and victim mentality.

>And now it's been reduced down to commenting "Absolute Nectar!" on the latest Godwinson video

I don't like godwinson. I think hes a duplicitous posh boy cunt. I don't comment on his videos, nor do I watch any of his output. He was instrumental in ruining the jahans train for the rest of us. Im fully aware of what a cancerous little faggot adam (and his fanbase/clique) is.

I just like to observe whats happening on the jahansfront with fellow /cow/boys here. It is still funny. Also sargon is a faggot. Jim is a faggot too. ALL e-celebs are cancer.

>His story and all his crazy moments were compiled into a documentary produced in late 2016. A neat little bow was wrapped around Esoteric JahanismTM.

Again i'm fully aware of that. I was there from the beginning. I even remember the original brit/pol/ thread where he was "discovered" - I don't need a lecture on jahanic history from you lad.

Hes still funny to observe "in the wild" though. Its just more of a "low key" type of funny now. More "esoteric" if you like…

Perhaps there is some form of nostalgia involved but its still funny as fuck (to me anyway and others too. The fact that his thread is one of the more active ones on /cow/ is testament to this.

Yes we are not in the '15/'16 halcyon days anymore (like the supremely arousing times when he made like 5 seperate youtube accounts and was convinced GNP was going to be his meal ticket etc) but that doesn't mean his lolcow status has diminished. He will ALWAYS be a lolcow. Its like being branded or tattooed. That cow status is always going to be there regardless.

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171fe5 No.915921

>>915906

What a fucking pretender, I'm actually cringing for you mate.

>"original brit/pol/ thread where he was discovered"

That is a myth Godwinson willingly spread in his documentary. Jahans was originally posted on 4chan by a leaf in the TRS threads… Before then, Jahansposting was a staple on the TRS forums. Jahans hadn't even attracted the attention of Brit/pol/ until later, when he was studied in episodes of the Plebian Podcast. It was those episodes that diagnosed Jahans' Kallman's syndrome. Godwinson came along LONG AFTER these events and started truncating history. Newfags (like you) also seem to forget that the Jahans interview happened in a Discord server that had Jahans as a member for TWO WHOLE WEEKS before Godwinson came along with his brit/pol/ buddies and started conducting his 12 hour long interrogations. That server was originally hosted by American TRS fans, then it passed to Godwinson's crowd when Jahans had all but abandoned any interactions with his viewerbase.

>Godwinson was instrumental in ruining the jahans train for the rest of us

Define: "the rest of us". Discord fags?

When he was doing his Jahans videos he was no where near as popular as he is now. Godwinson only blew up after he embarked on his crusade against Sargon of Akkad. The majority of his fanbase think that Absolute Nectar is a Godwinson catchphrase and are baffled by the revelation that it comes from Keith.

I agree though that Godwinson is responsible chiefly for removing Jahans' association with being an emblem of the degenerate Left, and he's repurposed Jahans away from his alt-right hatebase into a lolcow Jim/foxdickfarms hatebase. I don't see what he's ruined, though. Did he make Jahans more popular like Jim did with Terry Davis? Nope. The documentary he made didn't make Jahans anywhere near as popular as he was back in 2016. If anything, all Godwinson did was drive Jahanism into obscurity because he divorced the NEET degenerate from his original leftist context and made him into just another lolcow.

Jahanism died a death after the 2016 interview and after TRS and Milennial Woes thought Jahans was too mentally ill to interact with and everything else (documentary included) has been necroposting.

>we're not in the halycon days

Yeah, because Jahans isn't making daily 3 hour long videos anymore.

If the "Jahans train" you're referring to was that autistic discord that worshipped Godwinson as a king then you are retarded and should neck yourself.

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77d527 No.915977

File: ed33b64a86f8367⋯.webm (7.11 MB,1920x1080,16:9,blueberry woes.webm)

>>915921

>I'm actually cringing for you mate.

Don't cringe for me m88, my life is pretty good at the moment tbqh.

>Define: "the rest of us". Discord fags?

No, /cow/boys - true anons. Discord is cancer.

>I agree though that Godwinson is responsible chiefly for removing Jahans' association with being an emblem of the degenerate Left, and he's repurposed Jahans away from his alt-right hatebase into a lolcow Jim/foxdickfarms hatebase. I don't see what he's ruined, though. Did he make Jahans more popular like Jim did with Terry Davis? Nope. The documentary he made didn't make Jahans anywhere near as popular as he was back in 2016. If anything, all Godwinson did was drive Jahanism into obscurity because he divorced the NEET degenerate from his original leftist context and made him into just another lolcow.

Yes, despite our minor disagreement, this is very well put and I fundamentally agree with everything you have stated in this paragraph. Jahans was an almost an embodied avatar of all of the very worst qualities & traits of the regressive leftist worldview - an all encompassing specimen.

>Jahanism died a death after the 2016 interview and after TRS and Milennial Woes thought Jahans was too mentally ill to interact with and everything else (documentary included) has been necroposting.

Woes is becoming a bit of a lolcow himself these days (with a distinct lack of cocks, an increasingly slovenly & revolting appearance, an uber-inflated ego dick-pic rumours and an absolute refusal to take ANY criticism on board - even constructive.

I remember he was meant to interview jahans but bailed at the last minute because he thought talking to him would constitute "bullying" or some other nonsense - when in actual fact it had potential to be an incredibly lulzy stream (jahans sperging furiously and wews chuckling calmly & quietly while PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDing gordon's warped weltanschauung…) It could have been legendary - a stream that was enshrined into jahanic lore but haggiswop pussied out & denied us that that fat scottish cunt Iirc, gordon was actually up for doing it too. I was fucking pissed off because I was looking forward to that stream.

>If the "Jahans train" you're referring to was that autistic discord that worshipped Godwinson as a king then you are retarded and should neck yourself.

Did you actually read my posts? I DON'T do discord. I fucking HATE godwinson. I was referring to regular /cow/boy anons right here is all.

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b4c95d No.916066

>>915877

>PPP (the Canadian Jahans),

Who?

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abec2e No.916075

File: e32abd97b277266⋯.png (11.37 KB,574x194,287:97,wisdom teeth.png)

File: 3747c630f514977⋯.png (18.21 KB,579x322,579:322,brain bleach.png)

Here's some more proof he is being restricted from certain internet postings bickers of standing orders from his family (and maybe other parties). As previously theorised this could be why he deleted his last video. I wonder what the terms of the jahansistice were.

>>915868

I haven't checked but I'm assuming these other "writers" Jahans twats to are doing Fifty Shades of Gay type stuff or fanfics of TV shows. I doubt they would ever read his works. People always wondered if he was involved in cannibal communities online, does he have another username, is there a parallel Jahans just waiting to be discovered.

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77d527 No.916163

. >>913516

>I don't think Jahans has shitty parents. I think he's borderline retarded and like with Chris-chan his parents wanted to pretend he was just a normal boy who didn't need special treatment

This is actually a good point.

Recall jahans has a normal (actually relatively attractive) sister.

My fiancee has this insufferable aspie retard brother and her parents essentially did the same thing as jahans parents did when it came to dealing with him growing up with his obvious autism (he is no where near as bad as jahans btw - no kallmans or anything, just a typical selfish aspie mong but im using him as an anecdotal illustrative example of the phenomena you allude to)

She (gf/fiancee) is well adjusted, "normal" most of the time and is astute enough to see the situation with her brother too (she is actually quite critical of her parents because of the way they dealt with it) but the parents themselves, despite being what I would term, fundamentally good & decent people overall, just buried their heads in the sand when it came to his obvious behavioral and social problems. He had some diet deficiency syndrome called PKK growing up, which they DID actually get him diagnosed & treated for, but the autism/assburgers was ignored totally despite numerous suspensions & expulsions from school, no friends coming home, social retardary etc - all the telltale signs. They have three other totally normal children who went on to be productive & well adjusted and I think perhaps, maybe they thought it was just a "phase" he would grow out of (apparently the mother would say "oh its because of his PKK" and just excuse it away whenever he'd throw a fit of faggotry)

He only ended up getting properly diagnosed in his mid 20s. Like I say he is no where near jahans tier, just a bit of an irksome weirdo with whom it is impossible to hold any kind of conversation with unless it's entirely on his terms & gets extremely obsessive over certain things (for him it was wrestling)

The parents had no malicious intent - i just don't think they wanted to face up to the fact their son was/is an insufferable aspie retard who will never reach the same level as his siblings socially & will just burden them for the rest of their lives which is pretty much what he does in fact of course - just leeches while being an obstinate little cunt living at home in his mid 20s and sponging bennies while paying no rent

Sorry for long post lad, not my personal blog I know but it is anecdotal evidence that backs up your assertion. His parents were in no way "abusive" and nor do I believe Helen and Keith are either. They are just unfortunate enough to have an weirdo assburger son. I think some "ostrich syndrome" was involved.

Denial is not just a river in egypt after all

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85ccb4 No.916408

>>916066

People's Populist Press. I have no idea why people consider him to be anything like Jahans. Unlike Gordo, PPP is in on the joke. He sets out, and in my opinion fails, to be entertaining. PPP isn't a cow.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5H06KgqI5eDn39isEPcNdQ/videos

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af316d No.916545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Can you two autists stop having a slap fight over who's a bigger alog already? You're bigger losers than Jahans is

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af316d No.916547

>>916163

The problem is that the current care model for retards is if they're not actually shitting themselves daily they get a helper to baby sit them in a normal class. Which then slows the entire class down and adds a disruptive element to ruin lessons. It's the modern "kind" education model that tries to treat obvious problems as if they don't exist.

That's why I don't think his parents are bad people other than being obvious lefties. I think they fell into the "handicapable" trap of letting obviously disabled people larp as functional people, I suspect it's because women are all retarded and they let them larp as functional too

Post your girlfriend's tits. Every woman I've known with a retarded brother had amazing tits. It's like their retard stretch caused the women to grow extra large buffer zones.

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5c376e No.916548

Be honest, most of you see yourself in Jahans way more than you'd like to admit.

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5eb026 No.916606

>>916548

i will readily admit that i have jahanic tendencies, and with less self-control i would easily be in a jahans-lite situation, an obese NEET with a wanking habit playing bethesda RPGs and watching youtube videos all day. i'm sure many young men can see their worst aspects in gordo, especially among imageboard users

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77d527 No.916611

File: f22a89af4e74436⋯.png (Spoiler Image,113.41 KB,228x583,228:583,FACEREDACTED.png)

>>916547

>Post your girlfriend's tits. Every woman I've known with a retarded brother had amazing tits.

Fine but its getting heavily redacted, I'm not doxing her and she doesn't get her baps out on camera anyway nice catholic girl see & shes not a slag so a clothed shot is the best I can provide.

I think the titty theory has merit though. She is fairly well endowed in the mammary department. 36D

>>916548

The only similarity I have with jahans is we both liked a bit of Skyrim

Even then we differed as I played as based nationalist stormcloak chad nord faction while he plays as cucky multicult, cosmopolitan imperials

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abec2e No.916645

File: c8fefe34531e2b7⋯.png (21.98 KB,578x383,578:383,complications but I surviv….png)

File: 47e08e0be690e62⋯.png (8.65 KB,582x175,582:175,ableist.png)

File: 245c4e6e7f432ae⋯.png (24.42 KB,593x511,593:511,I deeply dislike touching.png)

File: 71b3442300b4bfd⋯.png (15.42 KB,592x542,296:271,rescued by a shark.png)

File: 31c33cadc1b10f8⋯.png (24.16 KB,585x473,585:473,the two people I live with.png)

Apparently the universal credit meeting didn't result in his death, he wants to be rescued by a shark, and there are three people currently living in the Jahans household. Keith is back? Someone else?

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af316d No.916652

File: 2cfc71598f2c867⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,87.53 KB,228x583,228:583,cowfagsgf.jpg)

>>916611

lol. This is cow, did you really think we can't remove a black box on a photo? Get a look at his ugly munter of a girlfriend lads. And her tits are ugly as fuck any way.

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af316d No.916654

>>916645

The universal credit system is now based on if you can actually work not just be an autistic man child. Jahans isn't really disabled just retarded so he probably threw a bunch of shit fits when they asked him questions like "Would you be able to work serving at a shop?" which he obviously could do but wants to claim he can't.

People like him are unironically why the system is overburdened and falling apart. Jahans has no reason why he can't earn a living, but he doesn't have to so he won't.

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77d527 No.916662

File: c7ef0402d518db9⋯.png (194.85 KB,500x386,250:193,1385251453694.png)

>>916652

Have to admit I kek'd when I clicked lad. Well played. Not that I was expecting anything less in fact of course

Watch that shoop pop in my head next time im on the job and put me off me vinegar strokes though…

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77d527 No.916680

File: 6d3dde22a1bf912⋯.jpg (70.69 KB,615x409,615:409,beadle.jpg)

>>916654

>Jahans isn't really disabled just retarded so he probably threw a bunch of shit fits when they asked him questions like "Would you be able to work serving at a shop?"

Would love to have been a fly on the wall during his jobcentre evaluation.

>People like him are unironically why the system is overburdened and falling apart. Jahans has no reason why he can't earn a living, but he doesn't have to so he won't.

This is very true. Fuck they have a literal down syndrome working at the local mcdonalds near me, clearing tables and shit. If full on downie can manage to work & hold down a job then jahans surely can too. But as you say, he doesn't want to work. He has a disgusting sense of self entitlement and just wants to slob about while playing the victim. And the shitty system does indeed encourage this behaviour (at the taxpayers expense) so he has no real right to moan about "waaah muh universal credit it shit and ableist" etc. Genuinely irksome that a portion of the tax I pay goes to enabling shit like this to be quite honest.

>>916645

3rd Pic - Decoding the twatterspeak:

>Mudercookiethot - "I just want a pineapple pizza & a backrub without a dick in me…"

>Jahans (THIIIIIIRST) "I-I-I'd do that for you m'lady, j-just as a friend of course. I'll even buy the pizza! (PLEASE PRESS THE LITTLE HEART BUTTON & VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE PLEASE PLEASE)…."

>Murdercookieattentionwhore - "Eurgh dont touch me."

TOPKEK

NEVER stop with these twatter caps lad they are fucking gold.

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abec2e No.916717

File: 6d3dfed5dccaca4⋯.jpg (109.21 KB,639x508,639:508,supremely arousing.jpg)

File: 8d21da416f834dc⋯.jpg (153.8 KB,579x738,193:246,jahans friendzone girl ret….jpg)

>>916652

>>916662

💋👌

>>916680

Agreed. Anons have said this already in threads here but he should be in an institution and made to work to get electricity/internet hours. Would this ever cure him? Make him realise doing the odd bit of work isn't so bad? Bickers even out of sheer boredom he's going to crack and do the work. Who knows, but it's the only answer. It would be a genuine no PC bullshit attempt at sorting him out and has a chance of being profitable or at least costing a lost less than current systems.

>Decoding the twatterspeak

Incidents like this aren't that rare. There's got to be a breaking point where Jahans confronts the fact that his awful appearance, obesity, and unemployment prevent him from ever touching these women. They're all retwatting things like this and she ain't saying no to a massage from Hugh Dancy. Maybe he always goes back to thinking about his slightly larger tic tac and instantly gives up. Nevertheless his autism won't let him forget the apparent unfairness and hypocrisy of the virtue signalling about body shaming and whatnot. I sense hints of it coming from Jahans twats like that one.

It would be equally funny if the result was Jahans going full manosphere rather than transbian.

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171fe5 No.916721

File: e994e3253a41d57⋯.jpg (87.51 KB,228x583,228:583,2cfc71598f2c867c7d360e5196….jpg)

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6ca877 No.916726

>>916721

That was uncalled for.

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af316d No.916853

>>916680

Try being someone with an invisible disability and you see people like him get shit and have to work your ass off to proof you're actually fucked up.

Your translations off

>Slut - Chad kun, Chad kun, I want your hands on me.

>Jahans - Muh lady

>Slut - Not in a million fucking years cannibal.

>>916717

He won't work while he doesn't have to. Simply no need to. As long as they don't tighten the benefits system he'll stay on it. But he's on the edge of losing them already.

Has he even shown his penis size? is it actually a micro penis?

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77d527 No.916883

File: c2329256aab9a2d⋯.jpg (74.41 KB,692x960,173:240,2955850c77b80b6537c2642a0f….jpg)

>>916853

>Try being someone with an invisible disability and you see people like him get shit and have to work your ass off to proof you're actually fucked up.

Yeah, its broken as fuck. I know people in a similar situation who actually DESERVE to get bennies but are made to jump through a fuck ton of bureaucrat hoops just to even qualify (or they dont any at all because reasons) while I know tons of feckless wasters gaming the system every which way they can too (junkies, wasters & and the like)

And dont get me started on how much they throw at fresh off the boat abduls and their broodspawns…..

It punishes those who need it while rewarding those who dont deserve it.

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af316d No.916904

We need a new thread.

Make the OP image something good. Show dem man titties

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84ce18 No.917133

>>916853

>invisible disability

Neck yourself, workshy cuck.

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af316d No.917264

>>917133

Make me faggot, I'll bear hug you so hard you will leave your home.

New thread

>>917262

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84ce18 No.917351

>>917264

>bearhug

What a bellend.

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