/cow/ - Lolcows

>>914769

Are you retarded? You can't control what you think, that is why mental illnesses exist. Do you think crazy fuckers want to think the FBI is gang stalking them with big foot? You can control what you're exposed to but not what you think or feel about it, only how you respond to how you think or feel about it. Hence CBT being the go to catch all miracle cure for shrinks these days.

>>914910

Jahans is just acting like everyone else on social media is. What surprizes me is he's not throwing a hissy fit at all the news articles saying social media will make you a miserable cunt. I'm not remotely anti-/pol/ but I'm sure most of us went through a similar few months of outrage where we followed every tiny thing closely and took every thread hyper seriously. His problem isn't that he spends so much time online, it's that he's never stimulated online. If you spend all day just watching lets plays and reading endless tweets your brain demands stimulation. Which usually leads to jerking off to porn and then leads to "porn addiction" where fapping is the only mental stimulation you're getting so you keep falling back onto it.

Jahans wouldn't even need to leave his room, he just needs a goddamn hobby.

>>915093

You can control what you think if you don't have severe mental problems. Jahans doesn't have severe mental problems. He just has aspergers and chronic laziness.

>>915095

You really can't, but I'm not going to get into an intellectual slap fight with a retard. Go do some research on how the brain works instead of spending all day on twitter and 8ch.

>>915104

>If you're not 100% happy with the father you should deny him the right to see his kids and introduce random men into their lives instead

>Is it Harry potter thats making my diseased looking ass unpopular?

>>915089

Is Jahans a lumberjack now??????

>>915097

You have autism.

>>915112

I know, but at the very least he can decide what he thinks about during the day.

Does he think about nazi trolls and the UKIP government stealing his squash?

Or does he think about cute submissive women and a nice sunset?

>>915118

My immediate thought was what has Jahans ever done for the sake of the family? His sister gets on fine with Keith, which Jahans hates, and it's Jahans she's scared of. Keith may have lost his temper with Jahans on occasion but all evidence points to Jahans being the violent bully and being the one who drove Keith and Helen apart.

I agree the views of Jahans and those others are already pretty disgusting but given this context they have another dimension of self-serving lies and hypocrisy beyond the normal stuff we'd expect.

#teamkeith

>>915137

I imagined him double tapping a small bush then blowing the smoke from the end of the silencer before collapsing from exhaustion.

>>915315

The one called "Wilshire Boulevard", I mean.

Do we know if he is involved with his local NHS mental health unit?

>>915554

Mental health in the UK is a joke. Even if he contacted them they wouldn't have anything to offer him. He's getting brain pills from his doctor for anxiety and that's the best he can really hope for.

>>915315

>godwinson is still on discord

Sow the autism, reap the shitstorm I guess.

>>915573

I think this is like 95% of "mental health treatment" these days. The only reason doctors meet with anyone is to adjust their meds accordingly (usually, cutting in half or doubling or adding in another one to treat the side-effects of the first).

>>915573

>Mental health in the UK is a joke.

How do you know that anglo? Nice powerlevel there my dude.

>>915603

Some times they lock you in a room for a week until you stop having psychotic episodes and then you get released feeling even worse because you were in a room full of crazies

>>915725

Ignoring that you're an utter faggot it's easy to see a failed mental health system in a society you live in. When people are recommended anti depressants for everything and nothing you start noticing a pattern.

>>915864

It wouldn't fix him but it would pull him out of the suicide spiral hes got himself in now.

>>915867

Is there a twitter community for erotica cannibalism?

>>915829

>>915829

>When people are recommended anti depressants for everything and nothing you start noticing a pattern.

Wrong.

I never got recommended antidepressants for any of my problems, knowing it or not what you have just write speaks volumes about you.

>>915864

>Jahans listened to anons.

>There is no fixing Jahans.

>Jahans is still entertaining even though he's stopped making videos.

Brainlet. Jahans stopped all lulzworthy video-making just after the 2016 Discord interviews. Since then he's been essentially inactive. He's not the legendary lolcow he was circa 2014/5 > whether that's because of peoples' interference we'll never know for sure.

There WAS a sizeable community of Jahanists (led by Godwinson) around that time that birthed the Absolute Nectar meme and were instrumental in SpiderGate but when Godwinson dropped off and decided to do go on his Sargon crusade, the classic Jahanist community all but died.

His story and all his crazy moments were compiled into a documentary produced in late 2016. A neat little bow was wrapped around Esoteric JahanismTM.

For three years, Jahans has shit his pants and done nothing worthy of note, he's not put out enough material for another harrowing documentary, all there seems to be is a series of degenerate social media posts (which in this day and age wouldn't cause anyone to bat an eyelid). There hasn't been a new wave of Youtubers reacting to Jahans like there was in the past (Milennial Woes, TRS). There aren't the hourly 300 post Jahans threads on 4pol lamenting the decline of Western Civilisation. Jahanism essentially became synthesised with Godwinsonism. Just as Sargonism has become synthesised with Godwinsonism. Every thread I read about Sargon of Akkad (whether that be here in the cyclical, 4chan, Reddit) always sees Godwinson's videos used as primary canon in order for haters of Sargon, just like Jim.

Because Godwinson hijacked the Jahanists, it now looks like newer Jahanist groups are intertwined with hating on Sargon of Akkad, shilling Coach Red Pill and PPP (the Canadian Jahans), and being anti-altright (pro-Anita, Jess Phillips, Kevin Logan). The whole thing has become subverted from what it once was. It used to be about looking at this degenerate leftist monster dwelling in his parents' house with mantits and using him as an example to altright lads for how not to live… And now it's been reduced down to commenting "Absolute Nectar!" on the latest Godwinson video and laughing at a "lolcow" because it's "funny".

>>915906

What a fucking pretender, I'm actually cringing for you mate.

>"original brit/pol/ thread where he was discovered"

That is a myth Godwinson willingly spread in his documentary. Jahans was originally posted on 4chan by a leaf in the TRS threads… Before then, Jahansposting was a staple on the TRS forums. Jahans hadn't even attracted the attention of Brit/pol/ until later, when he was studied in episodes of the Plebian Podcast. It was those episodes that diagnosed Jahans' Kallman's syndrome. Godwinson came along LONG AFTER these events and started truncating history. Newfags (like you) also seem to forget that the Jahans interview happened in a Discord server that had Jahans as a member for TWO WHOLE WEEKS before Godwinson came along with his brit/pol/ buddies and started conducting his 12 hour long interrogations. That server was originally hosted by American TRS fans, then it passed to Godwinson's crowd when Jahans had all but abandoned any interactions with his viewerbase.

>Godwinson was instrumental in ruining the jahans train for the rest of us

Define: "the rest of us". Discord fags?

When he was doing his Jahans videos he was no where near as popular as he is now. Godwinson only blew up after he embarked on his crusade against Sargon of Akkad. The majority of his fanbase think that Absolute Nectar is a Godwinson catchphrase and are baffled by the revelation that it comes from Keith.

I agree though that Godwinson is responsible chiefly for removing Jahans' association with being an emblem of the degenerate Left, and he's repurposed Jahans away from his alt-right hatebase into a lolcow Jim/foxdickfarms hatebase. I don't see what he's ruined, though. Did he make Jahans more popular like Jim did with Terry Davis? Nope. The documentary he made didn't make Jahans anywhere near as popular as he was back in 2016. If anything, all Godwinson did was drive Jahanism into obscurity because he divorced the NEET degenerate from his original leftist context and made him into just another lolcow.

Jahanism died a death after the 2016 interview and after TRS and Milennial Woes thought Jahans was too mentally ill to interact with and everything else (documentary included) has been necroposting.

>we're not in the halycon days

Yeah, because Jahans isn't making daily 3 hour long videos anymore.

If the "Jahans train" you're referring to was that autistic discord that worshipped Godwinson as a king then you are retarded and should neck yourself.

>>915877

>PPP (the Canadian Jahans),

Who?

. >>913516

>I don't think Jahans has shitty parents. I think he's borderline retarded and like with Chris-chan his parents wanted to pretend he was just a normal boy who didn't need special treatment

This is actually a good point.

Recall jahans has a normal (actually relatively attractive) sister.

My fiancee has this insufferable aspie retard brother and her parents essentially did the same thing as jahans parents did when it came to dealing with him growing up with his obvious autism (he is no where near as bad as jahans btw - no kallmans or anything, just a typical selfish aspie mong but im using him as an anecdotal illustrative example of the phenomena you allude to)

She (gf/fiancee) is well adjusted, "normal" most of the time and is astute enough to see the situation with her brother too (she is actually quite critical of her parents because of the way they dealt with it) but the parents themselves, despite being what I would term, fundamentally good & decent people overall, just buried their heads in the sand when it came to his obvious behavioral and social problems. He had some diet deficiency syndrome called PKK growing up, which they DID actually get him diagnosed & treated for, but the autism/assburgers was ignored totally despite numerous suspensions & expulsions from school, no friends coming home, social retardary etc - all the telltale signs. They have three other totally normal children who went on to be productive & well adjusted and I think perhaps, maybe they thought it was just a "phase" he would grow out of (apparently the mother would say "oh its because of his PKK" and just excuse it away whenever he'd throw a fit of faggotry)

He only ended up getting properly diagnosed in his mid 20s. Like I say he is no where near jahans tier, just a bit of an irksome weirdo with whom it is impossible to hold any kind of conversation with unless it's entirely on his terms & gets extremely obsessive over certain things (for him it was wrestling)

The parents had no malicious intent - i just don't think they wanted to face up to the fact their son was/is an insufferable aspie retard who will never reach the same level as his siblings socially & will just burden them for the rest of their lives which is pretty much what he does in fact of course - just leeches while being an obstinate little cunt living at home in his mid 20s and sponging bennies while paying no rent

Sorry for long post lad, not my personal blog I know but it is anecdotal evidence that backs up your assertion. His parents were in no way "abusive" and nor do I believe Helen and Keith are either. They are just unfortunate enough to have an weirdo assburger son. I think some "ostrich syndrome" was involved.

Denial is not just a river in egypt after all

>>916066

People's Populist Press. I have no idea why people consider him to be anything like Jahans. Unlike Gordo, PPP is in on the joke. He sets out, and in my opinion fails, to be entertaining. PPP isn't a cow.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5H06KgqI5eDn39isEPcNdQ/videos

Can you two autists stop having a slap fight over who's a bigger alog already? You're bigger losers than Jahans is

>>916163

The problem is that the current care model for retards is if they're not actually shitting themselves daily they get a helper to baby sit them in a normal class. Which then slows the entire class down and adds a disruptive element to ruin lessons. It's the modern "kind" education model that tries to treat obvious problems as if they don't exist.

That's why I don't think his parents are bad people other than being obvious lefties. I think they fell into the "handicapable" trap of letting obviously disabled people larp as functional people, I suspect it's because women are all retarded and they let them larp as functional too

Post your girlfriend's tits. Every woman I've known with a retarded brother had amazing tits. It's like their retard stretch caused the women to grow extra large buffer zones.

Be honest, most of you see yourself in Jahans way more than you'd like to admit.

>>916548

i will readily admit that i have jahanic tendencies, and with less self-control i would easily be in a jahans-lite situation, an obese NEET with a wanking habit playing bethesda RPGs and watching youtube videos all day. i'm sure many young men can see their worst aspects in gordo, especially among imageboard users

>>916645

The universal credit system is now based on if you can actually work not just be an autistic man child. Jahans isn't really disabled just retarded so he probably threw a bunch of shit fits when they asked him questions like "Would you be able to work serving at a shop?" which he obviously could do but wants to claim he can't.

People like him are unironically why the system is overburdened and falling apart. Jahans has no reason why he can't earn a living, but he doesn't have to so he won't.

>>916721

That was uncalled for.

>>916680

Try being someone with an invisible disability and you see people like him get shit and have to work your ass off to proof you're actually fucked up.

Your translations off

>Slut - Chad kun, Chad kun, I want your hands on me.

>Jahans - Muh lady

>Slut - Not in a million fucking years cannibal.

>>916717

He won't work while he doesn't have to. Simply no need to. As long as they don't tighten the benefits system he'll stay on it. But he's on the edge of losing them already.

Has he even shown his penis size? is it actually a micro penis?

We need a new thread.

Make the OP image something good. Show dem man titties

>>916853

>invisible disability

Neck yourself, workshy cuck.

>>917133

Make me faggot, I'll bear hug you so hard you will leave your home.

New thread

>>917262

>>917264

>bearhug

What a bellend.