467df3 No.917262 [Last50 Posts]
Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.
Jahans is a violent artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends.
He has deleted much cocks, added some more and is intermittently creating and deleting still more. His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.
<The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:
The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-l15dW9JcE
An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ekWgz3VYs
Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPyoAilW_0
Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtZCjtuYcQ
<More Introductory Nectar
The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q
The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I
Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8
Alexander Jahans: Diary of a madman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM
Esoteric Revelations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIEana3jQM
Emperor Jahans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqABF-TNEEs
Alexander Jahans joins the Alt-Right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcN0IWu7nXM
Discord Interviews with Jahans (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KZH9heM454
Discussing Jahans with Black Adam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXcwRbDqblg
<Jahans links
Blog and Fiction http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/
Twitter https://twitter.com/farshnuke
Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) https://www.facebook.com/farshnuke
Facebook Fanpage https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans
<Youtube channels
Main Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke
paypig https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7k2OmGmyu7Ny1kDTIgFvg
Alex Vents https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdMxpvCCo1LA3kLlpf_xRg
Punditry https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQX87BCRV8xMZ-OWk3rsw
Scripted Videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36Bsgey3YwAqR6Gd88N_oA
Audiobooks https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIHwG80mzrfNAb2XqhhV2w
<Previous threads
1 http://archive.is/fRbw2 >>204028
2 http://archive.is/wpMkV >>228717
3 http://archive.is/gao1O >>241661
4 http://archive.is/AhHjl >>246909
5 http://archive.is/JsYNs >>251169
6 http://archive.is/lRHTp >>254319
7 http://archive.is/WQmng >>255913
8 http://archive.is/NwW0h >>257816
9 http://archive.is/gBhyn >>261757
10 http://archive.is/8oIv3 >>273135
11 http://archive.is/FwHSH >>279223
12 http://archive.is/MfpAH >>286948
13 (gone?) >>291971
14 http://archive.is/9Vzhm >>302988
15 http://archive.is/gbxlw >>228717
16 >>862538
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97a2b5 No.917285
>>916853
>Has he even shown his penis size? is it actually a micro penis?
He described it as two tic tacs and a slightly larger tic tac (making his balls about the size of the nail on your little/pinky finger). He's mentioned it in several videos and bloggages. Medically speaking it's considerably smaller than what normally qualifies as a micropenis as is actually relatively rare for Kallmann syndrome.
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41ad0b No.917312
We need the obligatory JAHANSFACTS post.
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467df3 No.917321
>>917285
I wonder if he's just making that up or telling the truth. Any way to confirm it
>>917312
Ctrl+C and then Ctrl+V in the thread.
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97a2b5 No.917325
JAHANSFACTS
✔ brought a hamster to orgasm
✔ soundly rejected by the online hamster community
✔ had his pumpkin smashed by a foreigner
✔ carried a dead rat around with him
✔ buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost
✔ played with animal carcasses
✔ smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"
✔ made a dalek and cuckshed in 3D
✔ low intelligence
✔ aspiring BBC script writer
✔ aspiring BBC cuckold
✔ obese
✔ told by an endocrinologist he is too fat
✔ founded Green Nothing Productions (not registered at companies house)
✔ vowed to review Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey while cosplaying as Bella if a facebook post about GNP got 10,000 likes (it didn't)
✔ owns an inflatable dalek
✔ wiped his cat's arse with his finger
✔ wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss
✔ wrote about removing and eating organs from living women
✔ wrote about cutting women into pieces
✔ wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets
✔ wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive
✔ quit after one day as a trolley boy
✔ threatened to strangle every member of an internet club
✔ made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate
✔ licked his own nipple on cam
✔ got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia
✔ his own sister is terrified of him
✔ wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling
✔ handed said porn to Laura K Dale in person
✔ terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him
✔ killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot
✔ founded Project MIRTH
✔ pronounces bickers as "bickers"
✔ attempted to physically remove his father from the house
✔ got scolded by a policewoman who then told him to tidy his room
✔ demanded that his mother pay him £50 to move a chair
✔ got angry when she only gave him £30
✔ broke his wrist falling over after flamboyantly storming off when his mum made him pay for a bed with "his own money" (her money)
✔ blacklisted by multiple feminist communities
✔ blacklisted by the labour party
✔ threatened suicide bickers the requirements to receive welfare are too strict
✔ threatened suicide if terrorist sympathising communist corbyn didn't win
✔ cut his own hair with disastrous results
✔ refused to come downstairs when a friend came to play
✔ received a valentine's day card but did not appreciate it
✔ can't be a computer technician bickers quantum computers
✔ can't learn to program bickers new languages will come out
✔ can't learn to drive bickers self driving cars
✔ autism makes him too efficient to work full time
✔ NEET
✔ showing many symptoms of diabetes (pain in extremities, slow wound healing, headaches, blackouts, lack of energy, intense thirst, sugar craving)
✔ not even white
✔ burned a gastropod to death in a toxic isobutene and propylene glycol solution
✔ rejected by the straight community
✔ encased a deeply autistic man inside a latex envelope and induced a negative air pressure
✔ genitals are like two tic tacs and a slightly larger tic tac
✔ soaked his socks in his own piss (while wearing them) as a dirty protest against going to the zoo
✔ privatised all his vids on his main channel (secret tory?!?)
JAHANSPEAK
Project MIRTH Making Internet Racists Think Healthily
JIDF Jahans Internet Defense Force
JQ Jahans Question / Job Question
JEU Jahans Extended Universe
bickers the correct pronunciation and spelling of "bickers"
GNP Gas Niggers Party / Green Nothing Productions
Supremely arousing how Jahans finds murder and cannibalism
Absolute nectar a movie production company based in Lagos, Nigeria
Nazis a catch-all term for literally everyone and everything
Submissive Blond Girls see supremely arousing
Jeremy Corbyn hope
The Female Doctor also hope
INSTAGRAM
https://www.instagram.com/alexanderjahans/
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41ad0b No.917327
>>917325
….aaaaaand there they are. Nice one lad. A jahans thread wouldn't be right without the obligatory jahansfacts.
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97a2b5 No.917340
His twat about a "heuristic algorithm" to detect jokes is unintentionally hilarious. It would break the machine.
>>917321
Why in the name of Keith would he lie about that? You're rubbing my tic tac lad. But for the sake of completeness here is an answer anyway.
He only went and got diagnosed with Kallman bickers trolls reacted to his pissing in bottles story by telling him his penis shouldn't be able to actually fit in the neck. The number of references over many years, the details about how his pubes "warp his foreskin into strange shapes", pissing over himself all the time, the doctor appointments, the medication, the shrunken women stuff, the entire basis of his psychosexual problems, him saying he'll never get a girlfriend bickers of it, etc, make it highly unlikely to be false.
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1a8185 No.917356
>>917285
The "tictac" was just another myth spun by Godwinson for his documentary. There is zero evidence of Jahans ever saying his penis was like a tic-tac. You newfags really do piss me off. You all watch one documentary by a Johnny-Come-Lately and think you're all experts.
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1a8185 No.917361
>>917285
>mentioned it in several videos and blogs
Absolute bullshit. Two tic tacs and a slightly larger tictac is a direct Godwinson made-up quote that he used for his documentary. There is zero written of visual evidence of Jahans describing his tackle as being tic tac-esque. It really weeds out the newfags when I see them using information from Godwinson (Johnny-Come-Lately) and trying to pass it off like first-hand knowledge. Just fuck off.
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310097 No.917459
Who is the tittythot in the shoop? One of the camwhores he's orbiting on twitter?
Also why is there two threads
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97a2b5 No.917488
>>917459
I just clicked the link in the old thread. Maybe OP didn't see the other one bickers the images didn't load. 8chan is going a bit slow recently.
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467df3 No.917509
>>917459
Anon posted a picture of his girlfriend last thread. It got shopped
There is only 1 thread but some sperg who's probably filtered OP me can't see it so he made another missing half the info. It's been reported so can just be deleted.
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41ad0b No.917515
>>917488
>8chan is going a bit slow recently.
Yeah, /pol/ has been fucky as of late too.
We should have this thread as the main one and get Jews to delete the other one in fact of course
I think we need to explore the Jahans/Crowley link in this thread too. That was a nice bit of esoteric crossover.
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1a8185 No.917579
>>917509
>reported
What a bumboy.
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41ad0b No.917700
>>917579
How else are we meant bring duplicate threads to the mods attention then you mong?
What a knobjockey
Seriously mate all you have done so far is sperg in this thread:
>"waaah you are all "johnny come latelys" JOHNY COME LATELYS!
>ONLY I possess, in my the TRUE AND ORIGINAL version of esoteric jahansism™
>I AM THE ORIGINAL JAHANIST
>all the rest of you are newfags and can fuck off
>reeeee ect
Fucking autism on you son. Calm it and add something of value to the thread instead of just meeting everyone else with unbridled hostility. If you have lore/screencaps/twats/old cocks etc that can be used to enlighten those ITT then share it instead of acting like some bitter old jahanic hermit who only ventures out to shout at people who come near his cave.
I don't know if it was godwintard who started the tictac shit or not but it is a given he has a fucking small cock and he HAS alluded openly to this fact on multiple occasions. If he hadn't nuked all his videos there would be evidence showing this.
Besides the tictac meme is funny. Dislike him as I do (and believe me, I have ZERO love for him) I dont really give a fuck if sodwincunt started it or not to be quite frank.
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dd54ac No.917742
>>917579
>enters last thread to ask if anyone knows Godwinson's new discord channel
>spergs uncontrollably until it sages
k then oldfag, tell us more about the gigantic faggot cocks you suck.
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467df3 No.918534
>>917742
I wonder if he's the same guy ranting in the ugly mutt's thread
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2a8163 No.918719
https://mega.nz/#F!PdcGiSJR!SV71IS0177MQJUzwUVkyXA
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41ad0b No.919273
Any fresh twats on the gordonfront as of late lads?
>>918719
Supremely arousing archive list there anon, thank you for sharing .
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e15f5d No.919274
>>917700 (checked)
Wew lad. Double dubs don't lie.
>>917509
Thanks anon just checked the old bread for context.
anon's gf had nice julayers
>>917515
Was just it decided that he was supposed to be the reincarnation of aleister crowley or something then?
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41ad0b No.919276
>>919274
More "posited" than set in stone at the moment. The connection needs to be explored further before it is properly enshrined in jahanic lore but I do think it is a theory with merit bickers its funny
Wonder if gordon even knows who crowley was? Thelemites have a fascination with piss and shit and spunk in their rituals so gordon would be right at home in the O.T.O.
Finding a partner for all the ritual sex magick sodomy involved might be a problem for him though
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97a2b5 No.919450
Jahans is now eating his own hair.
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41ad0b No.919530
>>919450
Iv said it before and ill say it agian - you are doing God's work on the jahans twatterwatch front lad. Thankyou and keep it up.
>Jahans is now eating his own hair.
Gross. Imagine all the food bits and detritus stuck round his straggly pube-beard.
He manages to makes Sam Hyde look like some (bearded) Greek Adonis by comparison.
>3rd pic
Thot actually gave banal, his orbiting twat a like. Bet that made his day to be honest. Also that rant anobout nu-who……wew! You think he's like it solely because it layed on the progressivism about as thickly as possible.
Im glad its failing and even the likes of jahans dont like it. There is a Dr Who merchandise shop in my town and EVERY SINGLE jodie whittaker action figure they ordered in remains unsold to this day. Its getting to the point where the sun is bleaching the packaging of the stuff in the window now and it looks all faded and shit.
Absolute pottery.
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dd54ac No.919543
>>919450
>fridged minorities
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
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467df3 No.919600
>>919530
They did everything they could to poz it and now only tumblrs left watching. And Tumblr keeps complaining any character who dies has to be white and straight. But also want more niggers, there's a no win situation for them.
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97a2b5 No.920177
Jahans retwatting Laura K Dale / Joshua Dale. He just can't let him go.
>>917340
Correction, he said it was a friend who told him about the bottle thing, not a troll.
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97a2b5 No.920210
Three instances of "chicken burger, vege fingers and pilau rice" in the past seven days and his omega 3 supplements on display. See you guys? He doesn't just eat toasties! Also notice the salt is still missing. I wonder if he adds the salt after he takes the photo. He wouldn't let us win again so easily.
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97a2b5 No.920894
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467df3 No.920898
>>920894
How the fuck do you feel fulfilled watching a lets play?
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437db0 No.920901
>>920894
>negativity and self loathing washes up against the shores of my mindbut thoughts of adorable women are like light holding back the dark
Dammit Jahans, you want to be a writer, take a single creative writing course.
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97a2b5 No.920903
Here are some random twats about his sister. If she's a radical feminist then I wonder if that means she hates trannies.
When the family broke up Keith and her left to stay with other family. We're supposed to believe Keith is some violent evil monster and yet his sister decided to leave with him? Jahans never explained why she sided with him, not just against Jahans but against her own mother remember. The obvious explanation is she didn't. Jahans was the point of cocks. It was Jahans they couldn't live with but Helen couldn't leave or throw him out.
This isn't new to anyone but the radical feminist comment made me think on it again. A radical feminist siding with a man who was violent against her mother? Sure, Jahans.
>>920898
It's an addiction-tier routine used to suppress negative thoughts. His own form of twisted CBT. So compared to what he describes as his internal "cacophony" he feels relaxed and happy watching them. But fulfilled? Maybe it's bickers he was able to finish all his other tasks for the day. The let's plays are reward for a job well done.
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97a2b5 No.920905
>>920903
>point of cocks
I meant to say point of penis.
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467df3 No.920908
>>920903
>I do not talk about my dad
Who's compiling all the tweets above this one?
He doesn't use lets plays as a reward. He uses them as a foundation for existence. I wonder how lazy you have to be to get someone else to play games for you as a reward system.
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97a2b5 No.920920
>>920908
It's a circular relationship for any addict. The thing they're addicted to is causing them the life problems and pain they wish to escape. The relief is only temporary and each time they partake it makes it all slightly worse.
Here's another take though. He almost never twats "time for a fap" so let's plays could sometimes be Jananic code for indulging in his submissive women fetish (cannibalism). Twats related, mentions let's plays then a few minutes later, submissive women.
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97a2b5 No.920927
>>920908
>Who's compiling all the tweets above this one?
Here's the context of the twat if that's what you're asking. Strangely enough Bryan Fuller didn't join in with the conversation.
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467df3 No.920961
>>920927
No. I mean where he says he doesn't talk about Keith and then some webm of like 10,000 keith tweets with some music playing.
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97a2b5 No.920982
Looking for more family based twats brought up some weird conversations where he's reassuring this other twatter user it's OK to be a glutton, drink lots of diet coke and be up at 4am.
I know some people think Jahans will never become a tranny but here's another one that follows the exact same script as all the other autogynephiles, removing men or more accurately himself as a man from his fantasies.
>>920961
That would be amusing.
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467df3 No.921003
>>920982
Jahans doesn't understand why men like hot women fucking each other
Those screencaps are too big lad. Fucking autistic as shit. If you're going to make them that long stack them vertical.
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97a2b5 No.921009
>>921003
Can you explain why them being arranged that way is "Fucking autistic as shit". Thanks.
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467df3 No.921011
>>921009
Because Twitter shits up formatting in general and it's hard to know what goes on what order here. If it's top to bottom in order you know what to read and don't have to deal with twitters retardation. If it's 3 rows where do I start? Is it top left or bottom left? Or is it all backwards like twitter is some times and then it's bottom right, but maybe it's top right?
Twitters formatting is already bad, so making it a simple top to bottom is easier as even if that is reversed you immediately know it's bottom to top and can correct.
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97a2b5 No.921021
>>921011 (Checked)
Ah, so you meant it's confusing bickers of twitter and not actually anything to do with anyone's alleged autism. These ones are top to bottom, then columns left to right - in other words natural order as one would normally expect.
Next time I'll do it as one column to avoid being "Fucking autistic as shit". Thanks for the suggestion.
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dd54ac No.921026
>>920903
I want to highlight this one. This is the first time Jahans admitted he has Barbie dolls, which were noted briefly by attentive Jahanists when he moved the camera around and it caught a brief glimpse of one on his desk.
His fetish is for shrinking and eating tiny women. Undoubtedly this Barbie doll is a sex toy. And based upon how "broke" he always is, Becky was likely disgusted and screamed out loud because
1. the Barbie doll had previously been hers, and
2. She realized a second later what vile and disgusting shit he uses it for.
For some reason it's this shit right here that makes my skin crawl. Imagine having a toy as a child, and then discovering that your dysgenic, NEET little brother stole it and uses it to jerk off with.
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41ad0b No.921029
>>921026
W-wait a minute……….
Jahans has fucking Barbie Dolls???
UBERKEK
Fornicate me that is funny as fuck. What does he do with them? Are they part of his shrunken woman cannibal fetish? Does he nibble on their plastic arses wishing it was real human flesh? Does he cover them with effluvia?
The mind boggles it really does.,Im both disgusted and amused.
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437db0 No.921032
>>921029
Imagine walking into Jahan's room and seeing a mass of flesh hunched over furiously tugging at his penis as he stares up at you, wide-eyed, with a pair of barbie legs hanging out his mouth.
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41ad0b No.921036
>>921032
Kek - would be a positively satanic sight! Another image burned into my mind that makes me wish "mindbleach" was real.
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41ad0b No.921048
Lads, I think I discovered Jahans' final form!
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467df3 No.921063
>>921026
Depending on if we trust Jahans or not, his sister is probably a feminist cunt screeching like an autists about straight white men.
What if Jahans caused his sister to hate all men?
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488fa6 No.921157
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c19bed No.921265
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dd54ac No.921434
>>921063
Consult the JahansFacts:
>✔ his own sister is terrified of him
It was eventually revealed to Jahans that she refused to move outside of her room without her phone because she was terrified he would physically… well do something.
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c19bed No.921472
>>921434
I might have the timeline wrong but I've always imagined (my own fucking fault) that some cookie cutter incest >>>/ss/ manga shit plot happened and he snuck up in the night to molest her several times but she never shit his pants and did nothing, at first because it was her autistic deformed little brother and allowed it out of pity then because he was able to physically remove Keith out of the house.
But, unlike those mangas, Jahans doesn't have enough of a dick to break a woman's will by mere boning so when his terrified sister moved out of the house and probably since she began to avoid him he vented his frustration by doing the gays with an autistic man, then abused him as frustration since he's not even bisexual and now he vents his incestual frustration by hating women.
I mean he already looks like a byproduct of incest so the irony would be fitting.
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bd0a34 No.921474
>Hahaha Godwinson talked about this lolcow now I need to shitposting about him hahaha
You people are hypocrical and retard, go cry about Jim fans in hell
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dd54ac No.921623
>>921474
>You people are hypocrical and retard
What?
So which discord autist are you? Are you that "white nationalist" one with the NIgerian girlfriend?
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41ad0b No.921717
>>921472
There's been theories that hes tried to fuck his sister posited before but no solid evidence exists. They certainly had some fairly major altercation at some point though as we are aware she is not fond of him and probably avoids going round the house as much as possible.
cImagine being her and growing up with jahans as your little brother - can't have been easy. She probably got less parental attention because helen & keith would have been preoccupied with dealing with gordons autism on a regular basis. He probably ruined numerous family days out with his faggotry. Recall the old family photos that got dig up where everyone was smiling apart from jahans. He's the type to ruin family trips just out of spite.
I dont know if he tried to fuck her or not but I have a theory that he loathes her. She got all the things he wanted/craves - normalcy, non dysgenic looks, a partner, a job she enjoys, independent from the family etc etc while he remains the bitter housebound NEET sponge.
Used to joke the sister was actually a "genestealer" because she "stole" all the best genes leaving gordon with slim pickings kek
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31e53a No.921752
>>921717
Incest fan fic more than reality. We know he's a violent man child who worships women as things to eat. His sister likely hates him because he's fucked up their family over and over.
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41ad0b No.921968
>>921474
No one here likes tardwincunt you cretinous mongoloid. How many times must you be told this before it sinks in?
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1a8185 No.922102
>>921968
>no one
I think Godwinson is class. Needs to make more videos though.
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41ad0b No.922172
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1a8185 No.922191
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8cdc52 No.924300
All quiet on the jahansfront these past few days lads? Where is our jahanist twattercap master? He usually has some gold for us to mull over.
>>922191
Sorry, can't hear you. Try taking godwinson's pen0r out of your mouth before speaking next time. One minute you are bemoaning him, next minute you are licking his bumhole you schizophrenic bellend.
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437db0 No.924319
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a69335 No.924323
>>924319
Even if Jahans wasn't a genetic freak with a tiny todger he would still be fucked in the head. He subscribes to an ideology that hates his ethnicity and sex. He realises masculinity is important and yet has no way to express it because his ideology bans any way to do so. Which leaves him no other option but to spew all over his fetishes constantly.
Going a bit arm chair shrink here, but could some of his "over sharing" be an attempt to express masculine identity using the only method allowed? Jahans knows he can't say "I am man, I want to fuck submissive women because this is the natural order of things". Instead he says "I am autist, these are my fetishes and you cannot kink shame me for them!" Even though wanting to fuck cute submissive women is about as abnormal as a dog wanting to chew on a bone.
I always remember reading an article a few years back about the sexual revolution and why it was a political weapon rather than a social movement. You tell everyone it's okay to fuck hookers, hookers are people too and deserve safety and respect (they don't). When the left fucks a hooker that's fine because it's just a public service after all, but everyone knows it's a shameful act and these people should be shunned for it. So when a non-progressive fucks a hooker you immediately tell everyone you possibly can, knowing the actual reaction for the average person will be revolution. This leads to a dynamic where people listening to academia and the media think they can express their fucked up sexuality and not be shunned for it. When in reality The left wing has given them a loaded gun and told them it's just a nerf gun and to try aiming it at their foot to prove it.
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b8f77b No.924338
>>924323
>that hates his ethnicity
It hates Indians?
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46ee4c No.924442
>>924338
What? I don't get it.
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8d1000 No.925412
>>924300
You seems kinda triggered and trying to fit here, fellow oldfag
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2d7789 No.925604
Oh herald of Alexander, why have you forsaken us in our hour of need? Put down your tendies, empty your piss bottles and bless us with your bounty.
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3797a2 No.925702
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c19bed No.925720
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d9103c No.925730
>>917262
what a disgusting fat fuck
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c11eb3 No.925993
>>925702
>TFW you realize you sound sort of like Jahans because you're soft spoken but not retarded
If you lack a second leg you're superior to people with two legs because you're less at risk of losing a leg in a car accident. Jahans logic in a nutshell.
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141d67 No.927541
how long can a human being live like this?
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8cf86c No.927722
>>927541
depends, how ravaged his Insulin is from all of that high blood sugar.
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008b0d No.927729
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46ee4c No.927733
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ad8223 No.927857
>>927729
Let's see what kind of nectar I get
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5c3f88 No.928005
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7a3b38 No.928131
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8cdc52 No.928452
>>925412
>hur hur triggered
Weak t b h
>>927729
Curiosity piqued….
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5105a4 No.929309
>>924319
>being a man is important to me
Only jahans can think this is a controversial statement worth apologizing for
Sometimes I wish that concentration camp comic from that love shy documentary was real
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8cf86c No.929855
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b156bd No.930429
>>927729
Roll. Also, how likely do you think it is that Jahans will eventually troon out?
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8cdc52 No.930751
>>920982
>3rd pic - 2nd to last "billie" twat
>"Still haven't read that thing of yours I bookmarked but im going to…"
Poor billie doesn't know what hes getting himself into there….
Fuck that whole conversation has a distinctly a creepy vibe. Is jahans "grooming" that little underage brazillian kid?
Jahans trying to give the kid life advice is pretty amusing too considering the implications.
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3a7153 No.930833
Offtopic but does anyone have the 1 hour Jahans documentary that got baleeted off JewTube? And no I'm not talking about the 4-part version.
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aeb188 No.934340
Where is the prophet of Jahans? Does he expect us to go to twitter for such things?!
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e39701 No.934366
>>934340
I too hope the prophet will be back soon. Under his guidance, the Jahans-threads have become the best threads on this board, by far.
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4b0db2 No.934998
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9c0a63 No.934999
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45347d No.935006
>>934998
>be present
when you do absolutely nothing but create work for other people so you have to describe your contribution as "being present"
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4b0db2 No.935061
>>930429
Unlikely, due to his Kallmann syndrome, Jahans is understandably sensitive about being perceived as a woman, which, prior to taking testosterone, was apparently a common occurrence. Despite his male feminist weenie behavior, Jahans likes being more masculine. If it wasn't for the Kallmann syndrome, I'd probably put his odds at around 50%.
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d0287d No.935155
>>934998
PRAISE BE TO THE PROPHET
How the fuck is Trump making death camps?
>your other hole is heaven
:^)
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8cdc52 No.935261
>>934998
Nice to see you back lad :^)
>pic #1
>I'd like to stick my tictac up your bum m'lady
Kek, like that is ever going to happen. Also twatter thots are so fucking vile. Whores of the lowest order. No class at all.
>pic#2
More ethnomasochism & anti whiteism. There are times I feel an (admittedly minute) pang of guilt for my constant disgusted amusement of gordon because he is part tard, but then twats like this just cement my utter disdain & hatred for the cancerous ideology he has embraced.
Also notable as one of the only times iv seen him say something not negative about his family. Very neutral. Usually hes incessantly whinging about them & making them out to be abusive monsters.
>3rd twat
>I dont even like blowjobs
…because you dont get them gords? Or has he payed a prossie to suck his tic-tac (like how a wet nurse in victorian times would quiet a crying baby boy)
Also how the fuck is the thots twat "adorable as fuck?" Its whorish tripe is what it is.
>4th pic/twat
>No im careful when I sit down
…where I remain in said position for most of my waking hours.
Bet when he hefts his corpulent frame from that chair he literally has to peel himself out of it.
>Final twat
>muh blllonallddd bbblummmmphfffff death camps/consequences will never be the same
Kek. STILL banging that drum is he? Fucking mong.
Doing God's work lad, keeping alive one of hte best threads on /cow/ & delving the depths the rest of us refuse to plumb.
This orbiting lark he's taken to is hilarious, cringe and revolting all at the same time. I suppose it is the closest he will ever get to female intimacy and sexual gratification. Sadsacks like him validate these whores existence who in turn, with the odd like on a thirsty comment, validates his. What a shitty self perpetuating cycle to be stuck in.
>>935155
Its because that somali cunt and that occasional cortez spic stateside have made the comparisons and gordo has probably watched it on the young turds or whatever far left bilge he is consuming. Its literally cheeto hitler/muh orange man baaaaad tier nonsense.
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d0287d No.936791
>>935261
I wonder how many orbitters are retarded like he is.
We know he watches the roaches so that will be where he got it from. I suppose there is some blessings to be had in our lives. We maybe pissed off with clown world, but at least we're not so retarded we sign up as the bearded lady like Jahans has.
It's a shame none of you lads live near him. Dropping a BNP panthlet through the letter box could lead to some amazing times
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008b0d No.938373
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f69997 No.938378
>>935061
There is so much lore to catch up. You think you're a well established Jahanist, but there is always more lecture. Godspeed to you, Prophet.
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8cdc52 No.938401
>>938373
Thanks for these caps lad, I love analysing them.
>twat #1
>sound like a gibbering idiot.
One of those rare moments of self awareness there that sometimes seep through.
I think the fact that he did actually have a modicum of self awareness is what made his lolcow status so great and quite rare at the same time.
Im having difficulty articulating this point without resorting to writing an essay but you have cows who are just outright tards with ZERO self awareness (too many to name) then on the other side of the /cow/ spectrum you have someone like tamers12345 who seems self aware to the point that no one knows who is miIking who (but the cocks is lulzy af regardless so we observe in amusement as we are prone to do.)
Gordon struck this fine balance. He finds that balance of tard/freak, dramawhore now less so unfortunately and that sliver of self awareness (that is perhaps more a curse than a blessing for him tbqh) - the recipe for the perfect lolcow in my humble opinion.
I know know why he constantly moans about being tired. He does fuck all and the kallmans wouldnt account for the sheer amount of fatigue he claims to experience. Fuck i'v known late stage ME sufferers who do more than him and dont whinge about it 24/7 either.
Half the time he claims hes asleep nearly all the time, the other half he goes on like hes some cronic insomniac. Master of self contradiction is our gords. The leftist mindset in action. And fuck me has he taken to that victim mentality like a duck to water. Every post he makes just seeps negativity. The victorians would have described him as a "wretched creature" and he could have found work with a travelling carnival of the grotesque or something. Ironically he would probably have a more fulfulling life doing that than he does in the decadence of modernity. Instead hes just his blob that shits his pants and does nothing and excuses his obvious sloth away with "muh autism/illness/nazis/automation" etc etc.
>2nd twat
>Denies literal science in favour of ideology and validation via more virtue signalling.
Also I assume women are shit at baseball and lack the upper body strength and leg muscle mass to compete with the men. And no one wants to watch women do male sports. I dont know what the fuck these cunts are whinging about anyway - there is a shit ton of sports women can match up to men in like gymnastics, figure skating, synchronised swimming, had some pretty impressive female runners and womens tennis is popular as fuck. Its not as if they are persecuted & pushed out of the umbrella of competitive sports or anything.
This whole narrative pisses me right off.
#twat 3
I dont know who is worse - ethots or jahans tier enablers. Both are disgusting in different ways but act like some gross pair of self perpetuating symbiotic organism (like those small parasitical fish that eat the detritus of bottom feeders.)
>twats 3&4
>im allegedly a spakka so im entitled to play vidya all day while shitting his pants and doing nothing of creative or productive value to either society or myself
Also kek how the avowed socialist loves to "grind money" in his fantasy.
Gold lad, keep em coming.
>>938378
Based Archivist of the Twats is certainly doing some supremely arousing work.
>>936791
>I wonder how many orbitters are retarded like he is.
Id posit quite a few. Most seem maladjusted in some way and it seems they use it as an outlet to their obvious frustrations. Instead of these people being told basically they are ugly and if they want companionship/sex etc they have to stay within their league. If you are a 2 or 3/10 then expect your sexual partner to be the same (unless you have brains/money power but that's the exception & requires non numale cuck traits)
Instead they are told/believe they are victims. Same goes for both sexes too - this rise of victimhood & unrealistic expectations while in men it manifests as the bugmen/numale/incel/gordon etc types, in women you get the radfems, the hamplanet catladies etc. Its all a product of the sickness of modernity imo.
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8cdc52 No.938430
>>921265
B-bogdanoff ancestor??
Seriously though if I was King Carlos II of Spain i'd have had that portrait artist executed
Good old "hapsburg jaw" though. Always good for a laugh. Serves them right for inbreeding like a bunch of pakis.
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909204 No.938493
>>938430
>Serves them right for inbreeding like a bunch of pakis.
Shilling race-mixing this hard.
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0207c6 No.938510
>>938401
Women simply cannot match men in anything competitive. Never have and never will. The only way women can complete with men is if it's all about how things look i.e. figure skating for women where you can get some upskirts. Other wise they're 30-40% worse than men depending on the body part. Can't make up those kinds of losses.
The BBC has been trying extremely hard to push the womens football world cup but no one gives a shit. For obvious reasons.
The reason he's so tired is his diet, he's on a constant caffeine high and then withdraw daily. It fucks up everything including his sleeping cycle. He spends all his time a paranoid wreck doing everything he can to cause his life to be more miserable. It's up for debate if leftists are neurotic by default or if their ideology makes them that way.
The disabled claim is fucking disgusting. I wonder if we could put in some complains about him and get his benefits properly investigated.
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1d64b5 No.938517
>>938493
>false dichotomy of inbreeding v extreme outbreeding
Incidentally, an Icelandic study of 165 years of genealogical data found that the most fertile pairing with healthy offspring were 3rd cousins.
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008b0d No.938538
>>938401
>I know know why he constantly moans about being tired.
He has an inconsistent sleep schedule, frequently takes naps, is probably sedentary all day, has an extremely poor diet, and drinks Diet Coke like water. It's not a mystery why he's tired all the time. There's also the possibility he's developed diabetes and doesn't know it.
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8cdc52 No.938543
>>938493
>post expresses disdain for pakis - a literal race of mutts formed from the lowest castes of the indians & gyppos.
>somehow this is shilling for racemixing
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86b125 No.938922
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8cdc52 No.939464
>>938922
>blocks your path
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4b0db2 No.940985
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4b0db2 No.940988
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4b0db2 No.940990
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4b0db2 No.940991
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6cb32d No.941426
>>940991
So Jahans is now cucking himself to other orbiters? Thats…. impressive?
>>940990
Isn't Jahans an incel?
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30fe0a No.941448
>>940991
he really does abuse words like "lovely" and "adorable" to mask his horrific cannibalistic domination fetishes
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e0d38b No.941636
>>941426
>Isn't Jahans an incel?
is he trying to get a partner but failing?
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4f85b5 No.942824
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6cb32d No.942898
>>942824
There has to be a way to fuck Jahans out of benefits. I refuse to believe there isn't.
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8cdc52 No.943193
>>942898
Where there is a will there is a way lad
>tfw I payed upwards of 15k in tax last year so the likes of jahans can play the eternal victim sponge
Really perturbs the pistachios.
There is an anonymous tips line you can call if you think someone is on the fiddle (or at least unentitled) If they got several reports, (perhaps saying jahans had been seen working cash in hand or something) then they would have to at least investigate. Just need to know his town and the full name he signs on with.
Ironically, getting him off bennies might force him to be productive and actually do something with his life (although I concede the chances are rizla-paper thin)
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8cdc52 No.943196
>>942824
"Too disabled to work" seems to one of his most used quotes more like "too fucking lazy…." amirite :^)
Supremely arousing twat-collage there btw lad. That little collection sums up his victim mentality and hypocrisy very nicely indeed.
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6cb32d No.943254
>>943193
If someone has his name and town I'm willing to give it a go. What work could he even do cash in hand?
Could easily claim he's flogging shit on ebay and getting enough money to buy a high end gaming PC. Wouldn't be too far from the truth to be a reasonable complaint.
>>943196
He's not even disabled by any real definition. He's just a lazy ponce who cries about his stressed he is bickers he assaulted his parents so often they decided he was better left playing Thomas the tank engine and molesting the cat in public than dealing with him.
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60c960 No.943376
>>943193
The chances are there, sure. The chances that a second head grows out of my ass tomorrow are also there. Cutting off bennies isn't going to be enough, what Gords needs is a military camp and a drill-sergeant.
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8cdc52 No.945036
>>941426
>So Jahans is now cucking himself to other orbiters? Thats…. impressive?
Dunno if impressive is the right word in fact of course lad. Ubercringe is probably more fitting for that endeavour. That is what I felt when reading that particular exchange.
>>943254
>He's not even disabled by any real definition. He's just a lazy ponce who cries about his stressed he is bickers he assaulted his parents so often they decided he was better left playing Thomas the tank engine and molesting the cat in public than dealing with him
Aye concur with this. Like i'v said before there is a literal downie that works full time in the local maccy-dee's near me. If a downie can do it so can jahans.
>>943376
I did say the chances were "rizla paper then" to be fair lad.
>what Gords needs is a military camp and a drill-sergeant.
Kek it would take four of them just to heft his corpulent frame out of bed come morning inspection.
Would be funny to see him on "Lad's Army" or something similar
Was actually a decent show that before telly became total shit
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6cb32d No.945101
>>945036
No it wasn't. Telly was shit long before reality tv.
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008b0d No.945358
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008b0d No.945360
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008b0d No.945362
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008b0d No.945363
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df029a No.945370
>>943193
>This thing
>Work
Oh my sides. Isn't cash-in-hand usually on farms / building sites / places where you have to do real labour? You don't get it for data entry.
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dd54ac No.945395
>>945360
>Helen's talking about kicking him out again
Man he has just wrapped himself in a suicide vest to avoid anything fucking up his live of comfort and sloth. He's trying to convince the world and has probably convinced himself that he's only able to sit upright thanks to, uh, Diet Coke and mints, and having to both shower and take out the garbage to the curb on the same day would be such over-exertion that it would kill him.
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e20417 No.945652
>>945363
Holy fuck, this is actually funny.
>>945395
He's also claiming his teeth are only fucked because he used to use sweets as escapism, while chugging coke all day.
What town does he live in? I'll report him for being on the fiddle.
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61fc5d No.946603
>>945362
>feminization porn
Is TITS striking again? Will we see the rise of Alexis Jahans?
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d24561 No.946842
>>945363
>So lazy even a thot is calling him out on it by asking for his list
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8cdc52 No.947405
>>945652
>What town does he live in? I'll report him for being on the fiddle.
I think it was concluded he was still in Woking but I was out of the loop for a while so he may have moved in the interim. I think the consensus is (judging by room layout etc) he is still there though but dont quote me on that because im not 100% on it.
>>945370
Mainly aye or fruit picking & the like if its in season. You can also do fairly easy, non manual shit though - paki shops will usually pay cash in hand (if you are willing to work for them…) Iv done that before, although to be fair it was nearly 20 years ago now - piss easy job with "benefits" - cash in hand, had free reign of that shop (as it as was small and in a quiet area) and Ill admit I used to take the piss a bit (help myself to fags & bottles of spirits and had a few little scams going with mates involving undercharging then meeting up after the shift to partake in the spoils. Got to sit on my arse most of the time and read/listen to music, occasionally serving the odd customer, mostly old alkies - had a beer can thrown at me by some little chav I refused to serve once because he looked about 14 but that was the only real bother I had there.
I think the paki knew I was fucking him over (never took money from the till but i'd take packs of cigs and spirits and shit but he never did/said anything.) He was dodgy as fuck himself. The local junkies used to nick batteries and whiskey from the kwik-save round the corner (thats how long ago we are talking kek) and he'd happily buy them on the cheap and stick them right on his shelf. He used to have me score him hash too.
Im rambling way off topic here lad, apologies (not my personal blog etc) but I suppose my point is there is cash in hand work that requires little to no physical labour. Painting and decorating is another one. I used to do a lot of that whilst signing on too back in the day. That is not too arduous either.
>>945363
Self deprecation is such a cuckish trait. No surprise there.
>>946842
kek
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408e64 No.948025
>>947405
No wonder you like Jahans so much, you're as big a fuck up as he is.
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8cdc52 No.948044
>>948025
> you're as big a fuck up as he is.
How do you deduce that then?
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60c960 No.948137
>>945363
Did I just smirk at a joke made by Jahans? What the fuck is happening?
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408e64 No.948160
>>948044
You worked in a paki shop
You stole while working in a paki shop
You're a drug dealer
You're going in the same oven as Gordo is.
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8cdc52 No.948250
>>948160
>worked in a paki shop
Needed a job and money. This as in my youth lad. Imma gud boi now. Also:
>Stealing from the paki
Are you seriously implying that is a bad thing?
Seriously?
>You're a drug dealer.
No I went to drug dealers and scored him some shitty hash (which I then overcharged him for because he was a smelly paki). I was the middle man. Never sold drugs myself. I was busy out in the pubs, shagging birds on the weekends, scrapping and doing daft lad stuff with my mates, such as it was in the early 00's.
Im kekking hard at your warped logic, thinking this is somehow gordon tier.
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008b0d No.948283
>>948137
Jahans is self-aware enough to be intentionally funny. He isn't CWC-tier unintelligent or socially-retarded. I'd probably go so far as to say that if you didn't know who he was, you could meet him in public and have a short exchange with him, and it wouldn't be any more or less unpleasant than your average day-to-day conversation with randos. You'd probably forget all about it the next day.
Or maybe I've just developed Stockholm Syndrome from uploading and watching so much Jahanic cocks in the past two months.
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408e64 No.948381
>>948250
You dealt drugs and acted like a degenerate. Don't make excuses, once a fuck up always a fuck up. Go shoot Jahans in the face with a catapult and you'll be forgiven.
>>948283
He's slightly retarded. He can more or less function without a tard handler but that's about it. He is CWC tier. Both constantly over share dumb shit which people use against them
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8cdc52 No.948451
>>948381
>Go shoot Jahans in the face with a catapult and you'll be forgiven.
Kek that is a pretty hilarious image tbqh. Although that would be like hitting a spastic so no. Im a man of morals. You dont hit spakkas unless absolutely necessary
Fuck you for making me laugh. Besides, I don't need your perceived forgiveness for anything you nofun.jpeg faggot. I did a bit of dodgy shit in my youth. So fucking what? Who didn't in fact of course, especially in in the early 00s in a small northern market town with fuck all else to do. Tame compared to some of my aquaintances too. Iv met smackheads, crackheads, hyperviolent alcoholics, ex cons, schizos and whatnot who make me look like a fucking saint. Twas grim up north….
Besides, like I said, i'm a gud boi now, settled down on an island with my woman & kids. Mind my own business now and don't bother anyone. So get fucked with your faux morality and purity spiralling nonsense.
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408e64 No.948456
>>948451
Someones getting a catapult in the gob. I don't care if it's you or him but one of you bloody well is.
>Not liking thieves and people who smell like curry also thieves is purity spiralling
Get the catapult.
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8cdc52 No.948474
>>948456
>hur dur you ripped off a paki who himself was a scumbag nearly 2 decades ago so imma catapult you
Stealing from thieves and pakis (especially dodgy ones) ain't thieving you fucking mong. There is a code. you don't rob folk who don't deserve it but those who do are fair fucking game. Is it wrong to rob drug dealers? If you had the option would you fuck over the banking cartels that have a grip on the world economy? Course you would. Stop being such a sanctimonious little prick.
A dodgy paki lost money because of me. What the fuck are you even moaning about? You should be thanking me mate instead of making keyboard warrior threats about catapults and shit.
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408e64 No.948477
>>948474
Why would I steal from a paki? My hands would smell of curry. I'd catapult the twat. Didn't you figure out how effective a catapult between the eyes is?
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8cdc52 No.948492
>>948477
Now you are just being silly. Truth is though I barely had any dealings with him. I worked alone in that shop. I'd lock up and shit and see him on the weekend to get my money. He lived out of town anyway and used to get a lot of shit from the locals so I think he was happy to have me do the shifts regardless (a local woman used to do the day and i'd to the lates. He'd rarely be in there at all)
Besides, it was near 20 years ago and pakis were not seen/known as quite the menace they are today. He was out of his element in that town (which was pretty much 99% white). Had I been in bradford or somewhere like that i'd never have gotten away with it (and would probably have had my head kicked in if i'd even tried) but the fact I saw the opportunity and had a network of local mates who would assist me, it was too good an opportunity to pass up on. I regret nothing. He was dodgy. I was a karmic tool, put in place to mitigate and punish his dodgy paki proclivities, nothing more. Karma in action. I shit his pants and did nothing wrong. Stop being a faggot about it.
>Didn't you figure out how effective a catapult between the eyes is?
I had a barnett black widow with the big fuck off ball bearings as ammo so yes i'm aware of their potential.
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408e64 No.948502
>>948492
You will forever smell of curry. The smell will never fade, not ever.
He probably ran the pedo rings while you were selling fags to smackheads. Should of torched the place and said some nigger did it
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8cdc52 No.948514
>>948502
He went belly up and vanished over one weekend. All the stock and even the fridges were just ripped out one monday morning. Luckily I got my pay the friday before but the woman went to work on morning to find the place deserted. I remember he calling me. She WAS actually owed backpay too. It was weird but he owed money to some fairly heavy paki gang/family I believe and I think they had all his stock and fridges and shit out over the weekend. I think he's borrowed money from them. Never saw him again after that and ironically, after he left, the shop became a locally owned business (a florist or flower arrangers or something iirc)
Anyway this is all a long time ago now and is beginning to derail the thread away from the topic of jahans when I originally relayed the anecdote purely as an example of cash in hand work that requires zero effort so unless you really desire to continue this pointless bickering and faggotry, lets move back on topic.
Besides, you said I was similar to jahans. Jahans would never have the tictacs to do what I did.
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408e64 No.948545
>>948514
Jahans would steal off of shops because it's anti capitalism
I dub you curry hands
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8cdc52 No.948568
>>948545
In principle maybe but in practice doubtful. He wouldn't have the balls to go through with it. I imagine he was timid as fuck, staring at his feet when that police woman came round and told him off (and to clean his room) over that domestic tard rage he had with keith.
>I dub you curry hands
I dub you pedantic faggot if you dont STFU and quit labouring an already drawn out (and retarded) point.
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408e64 No.948587
>>948568
He was only timid because he wanted to eat her and didn't know how to ask.
Fight me curry hands
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8cdc52 No.948603
>>948587
>Fight me curry hands
Nah m8 I actually quite like you in fact of course. You gave me a couple of chucklebrothers despite our spat so i'm chill.
Like I said, im a gud boi now.
You have a nice night. Im off to wash my hands
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9a80a5 No.949047
>>948283
Probably depends on the length of the conversation. Granted, you'd possibly forget about him if he greets you in the streets and talks about the weather, but beyond that… I don't know. Either way, kudos to you lad for sacrificing your mental health so we goons have something to laugh about.
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4c4ac5 No.949677
>>948603
Her arm makes it look like there's a giant hairy dick sticking out of her glass.
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dd54ac No.951361
Another lolcow crossover, Jahans now prefaces every tweet to women with the word "Friend," this open, public BD/SM is fucking disgusting and Jahans is the reason why.
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8f745a No.951377
>>951361
>prefaces every tweet
Literally one example in the evidence you provided. Your definition of "preface" is brainlet-tier.
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dd54ac No.951466
>>951377
Because the rest were funnier than 5 images of Jahans thirsting after twitter thots.
Also, hey, the thread autist is back.
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1cf653 No.952756
>90% of Jahans' insta pics is of food
>all of them have a can of jaegermeister in the background
wew lads. I have'nt been keeping up with Gordo since 2018. has anything new happened.
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02fe88 No.952795
>>952756
How long has Gordo been a low key alcoholic?
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1cf653 No.952798
>>952795
Its an underemarked upon part of the Lore, he's casually referenced stuff like downing an entire bottle of Jaegermeister on the 2017 Election Night and iirc had some drunken bouts at university. Most likely he's the typical autist who doesnt drink it regularly but when he does binges without control. The amount of drugs Gordo is actually on needs to be kept in mind: daily he enough testosterone needed to vapourise his tits, anti-anxiety meds, alcohol, diabetic-tier blood sugar levels which will probably soon need insulin.#
Has Laura Queen of Earth and the other Jahanic classics been saved somewhere now that his blog seems to have been purged? It would be a huge failure of the priesthood and a loss for British culture were they lost forever.
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f38cb1 No.952881
>>952798
there are archive links on the big multiverse fiction guide image
https://archive.fo/dTFhp
the audiobooks also exist, probably in the mega archive
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61fc5d No.953549
haha just kidding … unless?
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f7e26e No.953850
>>953549
Looks like Jahans is quite thirsty.
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1cf653 No.953866
>>952881
Thank fuck. Losing all of the texts as well as the old videos would be the end of Jahanism.
>>953850
Its funny how he's putting off following plain prostitutes as 'making friends' while completely ignoring the numerous entreaties of his actual friends like WalsallMatt and that random girl who liked his facebook posts.
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f7e26e No.953872
>>953866
Is it not because these other thots are attractive compared to that random girl and WalsallMatt, also with Kallmans ain't so that they are more or less trapped as teenagers physically and mentally?
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8cdc52 No.953891
>>953866
>>953872
Quick rundown on WalsallMatt & "that random girl?" I'm shamefully out of the loop on these two.
I remember some girl with autism who would like his posts and have short conversations with him (lots of emojis and very basic one or two word replies.) Was anything more ascertained about her?
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1cf653 No.953892
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Has anything drastically changed with Gordo since spring 2018? He keeps referring to 'these last five months of grinding poverty' in his bloggages though knowing Jahans' narcissism I expect this means little more than being asked to move a table. Was he thrown out? The Submission arc looks like a promising lead for more cocks after a long draught. I'm certain Gordo will end up fucking things up again as he usually does in online communities.
>>953891
WalsallMatt is a minor and mysterious member of the Jahans Extended Universe and one of the few people to have verifiably met Jahans irl. He tirelessly runs a YouTube channel where few of the videos have more than 200 views. His employment is esoteric although there is a video of him performing magic tricks in a school.
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534ce0 No.954127
>>953892
The list of people who have met Jahans irl: Walsall Matt, Laura K Buzz, Godwinson, Jim Sterling, Sylvester McCoy, Rimmer from Red Dwarf.
Quite a line up.
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534ce0 No.954133
>>953892
Also, incorrect use of the word "Esoteric".
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3b5316 No.954211
>>954127
I've met Rimmer too. Which means I'm 1 degree separated from Jahans. You faggots better worship me now.
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1cf653 No.954619
>>954133
Esoteric - obscure, difficult to understand, hidden. That aptly describes Walsallmatt's employment.
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5a3686 No.955923
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168e85 No.956170
>>955923
I have had family round. It’s been great. Sometimes hard but great. Yesterday I slept near non stop, only waking briefly to use the toilet, let the cat in or out, take my meds, eat something and watch something to overwrite the still fresh and seemingly so important memories. I wondered why I slept so damned much but now I get it.
I am autistic and it is part of me but because it is an inextricable part of who I am I forget it’s there. Autism is like walking around with lime green skin that appears perfectly normal to you. You only notice that you have it because of how people react to you.
Socialising is hard for me. Social skills have to be consciously remembered and they are different for each person. With family round I have been very social and that has come at a cost. I was famished constantly while they were round but the last two days my appetite has been near non-existent. I thought it was a bug until I remembered I was like this before family stopped by to visit. My body was so consistently tired from the strain of fitting in that it raided energy where it could.
I do not regret the choices I made. I love my family. I love those I consider family. I know the choices I made to be present for them and I know they were not ungracious or selfish about it. We had a lovely time but that time is over now and real life resumes.
I am not yet at the stage of doing 5 mile walks every day, not least because of the heat and I fear my body shall require me to rest more yet, but I am better. I have rested and I am starting to piece my life and normality back together. My brain abhors routine but such stability as I have is being put back together.
I can’t go from nothing to normal in an instant. I need to let myself rest as much as my body feels necessary given that family time has clearly exerted a cost but I will start walking again. Short distances every few days at first but I will build up that muscle. Once my psyche has recovered from the social strain I need to reread the fiction I was working on and get back to the writing mindset. It won’t be easy. I know it won’t be easy. I will do it though.
I have reached the surface after a long time in the depths of socializing and I am happy to breathe clearly again in the light of a new day. Things will be okay.
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d9310d No.956463
Does Jahans just block everyone who tweets at him?
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8cdc52 No.956476
>>956170
> Once my psyche has recovered from the social strain I need to reread the fiction I was working on and get back to the writing mindset. It won’t be easy. I know it won’t be easy. I will do it though.
Some upcoming c0ntent it seems. That is a positive.
>Autism is like walking around with lime green skin that appears perfectly normal to you. You only notice that you have it because of how people react to you.
Its also a perfect "get out of jail free card" excuse to act like an antisocial dick to everyone in the vicinity.
>With family round I have been very social and that has come at a cost.
>Once my psyche has recovered from the social strain…
Yeah because it is just soooo hard on the body and mind coping with relatives & loved ones visiting right guys? So traumatic. All those raped children in paki infested towns or the squaddies in the sandbox with their PTSD nonsense and missing limbs can get fucked becase Gords had to (gasp) SEE HIS OWN FAMILY! Fuck me what an ordeal.
>I do not regret the choices I made. I love my family.
"….and yet I constantly bitch and moan about them, drag them into online drama I solicited and denounce them publically every chance I get."
Such love shown there gords
>I know the choices I made to be present for them and I know they were not ungracious or selfish about it.
The fuck is he trying to insinuate here? That they should be grateful that he bothered to attend a family meetup or something? Are they meant to be grateful that he took time away from his oh so busy schedule of creepily thirsting on ethots, cucking and playing autismcraft?
Fuck sake. That part legit made me slightly angry. My mate is due to lose his dad to cancer soon (inoperable stage 3 liver cancer).
Gordon is lucky he his family tolerate him in fact of course considering what an obnoxious cunt he is to them and all the bullshit he has put them through.
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89a71f No.958108
Trump: Worse Than Hitler?
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dd54ac No.958169
>>956476
The best part of Bloggage Jahans (vs Video Jahans, Twitter Jahans or IRL Jahans) is this sanctimonious tone. If you came across this blog entry in isolation you would believe he's a dutiful son who has put off his own life in order to support his ailing family, rather than a NEET sponger whose sole purpose in life is concocting more elaborate explanations for why he deserves it.
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8cdc52 No.958314
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>>958108
Jesus, thats some hardcore BBBBLLLLONALHHLD BBBBLLLUMMMPPPHHFFFFF!!!!!!!1!one!!1! derangement syndrome right there. What the fuck is wrong with these leftists….(shaking my head)
>>958169
>If you came across this blog entry in isolation you would believe he's a dutiful son who has put off his own life in order to support his ailing family, rather than a NEET sponger whose sole purpose in life is concocting more elaborate explanations for why he deserves it.
Jej this is so true. To those in the know though, his whole bloggage & life is just so nigger tier. Its an ourobouros of…
>Muh cheeto hitler
>GIBS ME DAT!
>im tired
>Whitey baaad
GIBS ME DAT!
>im tired
>Whitey baaad
>GIBS ME DAT! I'M OWED!
….and this just continues ad infinitum with plenty of "muh dick" or should I say "muh tictac" dotted into the mix.
The only difference is most niggers tend to be fairly masculine. Hyper masculine compared to gords.
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8cdc52 No.958319
3 months since his last upload on the "Alasdair Crowley Jakes" channel.
Notice the poor abused dalek in the background and how it has barely moved in six fucking months!
Also observe the poor inflatable dalek's "face" - it is literally drooping in a look of shame & disgrace. What manner of nightmarish sights must it have been witness to in that time?
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b8f77b No.958334
>>958319
He's endured over a decade of sodomising.
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2e093c No.958444
>>958314
How angry would he get if we showed him that infograph which says only white men pay taxes so he is only able to exist because white men pay for him?
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8cdc52 No.961959
>>958334
Poor thing. Although in fairness the penetration is not going to be that deep. Do you think he fucks the blow hole where you inflate the thing or does he "dock" with the sink plunger bit? Bit of both I imagine.
>>958444 (witnessed)
I think deep down he knows this and this is where the rage & inferiority complex stems from. The libshit brain is like that - expose it to facts that dont line up with their preconceived expectations & beliefs, they tend to lash out with hostility and anger rather than taking the information on board and adjusting their worldview accordingly.
These are the people with no inner monologue - the NPCs.
To answer your question though, aye he would be angry. He would immediately dismiss it as nazi propaganda, call whoever showed him the info a nazi, block them then cry on his bloggage about being "stalked by nazis" for the umpteenth time.
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040227 No.963071
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66d981 No.963076
All of this is uninteresting shit. I'll be back if Godwinson makes a video but for now Jahans is boring.
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8cdc52 No.963115
>>963076
Ok bye faggot.
>>963071
Such gormet. So delicacy. 👌💋
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89a71f No.963471
>>963071
It's bizarre how often he takes these pictures, as if anyone cares that he cooked toast for the hundredth time.
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89a71f No.963473
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8cdc52 No.963497
>>963473
>I am blessed with many female friends
TOPJEJ
Narcissistic Ethots on twatter who just want shekels from thirsty betas are don't count as "friends" gords.
WELCOME TO THE FRIENDZONE!
>"I know that was profoundly tmi…"
It was also grammatically horrible and a very bizarre way of describing wanking
>"A water pistol filled tainted syrup"
Uwotm8.jpeg?
Surely someone who is supposedly a "writer" can come up with a better metaphor than that.
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8cdc52 No.966710
All quiet on the jahansfront again?
Oh Based & Redpilled Archivist Prophet of Codex Jahanicus & The Jahanomicon - hast thou forsaken us in our hour of need?
Bless us with more of your insights and let us delve back into the esoteric pisstaking forthwith!
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f275fd No.968999
reminder that our friend the archivist is still uploading to bitchute
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/jahansarchive/
(probably) healthier background listening than sissy hypno
anyway i hope jahans is optimistic about arr boris
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d72403 No.969023
>>968999
Nice. I shall subscribe henceforth.
I pray in earnest that jahans makes a resurgence. Such a shame his youtube and twatter output has fizzled out to next to nothing. His salt and spergery from the recent UK election results alone would be golden to witness.
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f143d5 No.969049
[[NOT SO FESH BLOGGAGE]]
http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2019/11/toxic-masculinity.html
After all these years he is STILL upset about "that one fanfic" wherein the mortal sin was not cannibal fetishism, injecting people with shit and cum, or a generally unhealthy obsession with e-celebs, but being transphobic. Ironically, by comparing saying something transphobic to murder he comes close to the real reason people are uncomfortable around him.
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732069 No.969157
>>935061
I thought Jahans already transitioned as it is trendy to do so and it seems to be the "green" thing to save the planet through self destruction to save the earth.
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9fa49d No.969185
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b9c928 No.969191
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9d33b9 No.969357
>>966710
40klad from druid/pol/, come post on /brit/, it's nice and comfy.
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eceb8c No.969482
>>969357
>that pic
Kek
>come post on /brit/. it's nice and comfy
Maybe pop in soon & have a look. Thanks for the invitation lad. Got my hands pretty full at the moment in fact of course.
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c03bb7 No.969528
i miss the good old days bros
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add61d No.969567
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bbeecf No.969648
>>948451
>>948474
this is based and siege pilled
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5e457d No.970218
>>968999
>he stopped uploading
WHY?
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b5dd30 No.970272
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d1ebfc No.970283
>>970272
thank you for your invaluable service. there is another /cow/ board on julay.world now btw, probably more active
https://julay.world/cow/res/1179.html
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bc0c6c No.970348
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d7144f No.970564
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ef4d11 No.972007
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ef4d11 No.972008
>>970564
If you have these please come to my youtube channel, upload them and I'll add them to the archive:
https://www.youtube.com/@esotericjahanist
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f7ba02 No.972017
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a07075 No.972056
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Get in contact with The Jahans Archive if you have AGJ videos archived from around or after July 2017.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8gyyrXjy9E
check this playlist for everything the Archive has so far (after Nov 2016): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtD0PAaSHKcOuB5lPExOyZjYXCjEcy8B2
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a07075 No.972057
This may be the end of Jahanism as we know it, but you can help archive all the videos and cocks you saved
Contact: https://www.youtube.com/@esotericjahanist (The Jahans Archive)
99% of Jahans videos are saved.
But some are missing and you can help.
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a07075 No.972058
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