/8bantb/ - Random Banter

My neighbour is acting like a cunt. What are some pranks I could pull that won't get me kicked out of uni or arrested?

What was it anons?

For me it was this thing here:

>Wolborg

I never got pocket money from my poorfag parents. So my only sources of revenue were gifts I would get from my aunts at my birthday once a year. If I blew my money on crap I would not have anything to spend for a long time.

It kind of taught me to be ressourceful with money

Once I was in a really shitty situation because of my poorfag status.

I was with my cousin at our local mall and our favorite store was

>Toy's R US

We went there to buy beyblades

I always wanted to have the wolborg. But I also liked Dranzer.

I was there and I only had money for 1 of them. They had both stocked.

I told myself when I have money again, I will come and pick up the next one.

I knew I did the wrong move because Wolborg was rare and I never saw one ever before but dranzers could be seen often. But I needed replacement for another dranzer I trashed while playing with other children tournaments in laundry baskets.

So I took the Master Dranzer beyblade anyways.

When we arrived there again a few weeks later, I wanted to get the Wolborg too but it was not there anymore. And it never came back.

Back then there was no internet shopping, I did not know about it.

I hated myself so much for failing to get the right one

Today I still want this thing and I found a dealer in Hong Kong to buy a collectors edition of the original Beyblades.

it's lydia from timcast

>>>/internatiomall/

Only global rules are enforced (spam allowed).

No country flags.

Why you can't remember anything before you was born?

It cannot go on like this anymore.

I was today taking a walk through my hood and I noticed how weak I have become. Got an asthma attack nearly.

I wait entire day for new postings on 8coom and 9fag.tw and after 1 hour I have no threads to post on anymore.

Nothing productive to do entire day.

Therefore from now on I start working on my kung fu movie backlog. I begin with my Shaolin / Wu Tang Collection.

Then comes jean claude van damme and cynthia rothrock. And Steven Seagal.

And as soon as this shitty lockdown is voided again, I start a new practive regimen

When I am done with my practice, I will be stronk like tractor

I will develop the Pangolin style of Kung Fu and become a sage in the arts of hand to hand combat

And as soon as I can travel to serbistaan again I will go to Mile's takeaway and stuff myself with pljeskavica

And when germany opens borders again I want to visit the

>MITTELRHEINTAL

and drive a ferry on the romantic rhine valley

And for Christmas I will travel to Monschau for the Christmas market with a little transit through Düsseldorf where I will stuff myself with Katsu Curry and greek sweets. And maybe I visit my uncle in Bosnia again but in winter the air is polluted and reeks because slavniggers burn old carpets and tires in their ovens at home to stay warm.

Now enough of me,

What are you doing when the lockdown ends anons?

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roast my latest beat pls

i'm a fart guy all the time anymore. i high-fiber diet causes me to constantly be blowing my ass apart all throughout the day. i bet i rip about 100 boisterous farts a day and that's no joke. they fucken smell awful, too. i mean, i like the smell, but i am pretty sure anyone else would try to an hero if they were locked in a room with one of these. they have tremendous staying power, too, and i am beginning to think they actually permeate surfaces. many times, i will fart in my car in my garage before getting out. if i have to go back out a few hours later, the fart will still be in the car. and, today, i farted in my car before going into the store. i was in there for a good hour. when i came out and opened my trunk to put away my groceries, the fart wafted out of my fucken trunk and i didn't even fart in there. also today at the same store, i was driving by the store front to turn down a parking aisle. it's one of those big box warehouse clubs and was crowded with people coming in an out of the store. i had to roll my windows up as i drovw through the crowd because my car was still filled with the fart i let out a minute earlier and i didn't want to destroy everyone as i drove past them with my ass gas billowing out from my car windows. everyone is already stressed enough as it is right now with this covid shit and not being able to get any lysol or meat. the last thing anyone wants thrown on top of the heap of shit they have to deal with right now is the smell of the the inside of my rotten asshole. i even have to watch where i fart in my house. i live in a townhouse where the neighbor's door is mere feet from mine. if i fart hard in the entry way, her dog barks its head off. it pisses me off because my ass is making me feel like a prisoner in my own home. i don't know what to do except for lower my fiber intake, but that's not a valid solution as i need fiber to keep my poo in one nice long tube steak formation. how the fuck can i get this under control before it renders me socially unacceptable?

So anons

what have you been doing today

I left my house for the first time in weeks and I got takeaway kebab and did some groceries waiting for this quarantine crap to end so I can hit the basketball court again

t. basketball american

Rare footage showing young Analockman in action

Due to an internal dispute 64chan had to move domains.

https://64ch.cc

is the new domain.

You are trapped! Share your hentai site or die! I will start.

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