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 No.5734 [Open Thread]

anyone know where to get some credit card numbers my guy?

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File: aa58261161fee15⋯.jpg (1.46 MB,3024x3024,1:1,IMG_2477_1_.JPG)

 No.3068 [Open Thread]

Drinking buddies thread

post what you're drinking and/or what you're smoking

let's be buds

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 No.5686

File: 8735a23c1cb8459⋯.jpg (240.74 KB,1000x800,5:4,Torpedose_26.jpg)

Mimosa number 5 right now.

Also, smoking an Oliva Serie V: reminds me some of the just post-embargo cigars in about 1996/7. A familiar and welcome taste indeed!

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 No.5690

I wish I had the ingredients for a mimosa. I have some mango liqueur that I could mix with white wine and blow bubbles into with a straw, but I suspect that would hardly be an adequate substitute. Maybe pair it with a Marlboro light? Life is rough in the first world under quarantine, but…

>>5686

that cool picture has lifted my spirits some.

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 No.5714

File: 79c861e5541768d⋯.mp4 (15.75 MB,480x360,4:3,Warren_G_Regulate_ft_Nate_….mp4)

I am drinking raw milk and smoking cannabis sativa and none of you anti libertarian govt rulecucks will stop me from doing so

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 No.5719

File: d92e2e87c076f56⋯.png (313.57 KB,625x321,625:321,9563753665.png)

>>5714

You may smoke cannabis provided that you pay your taxes, but…

DROP THE MILK BOTTLE CITIZEN!

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 No.5720

File: fbfa230438f84db⋯.mp4 (4.71 MB,320x240,4:3,Warren_G_Do_you_see.mp4)

catch me if you can, rulecuck

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File: d84e6d9ff610dd8⋯.jpg (535.68 KB,1100x725,44:29,52.jpg)

 No.5680 [Open Thread]

Why Russians celebrate 9th May "victory", but don't celebrate the victory over the Chechen people in Feb 8, 1995?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Grozny_(1994%E2%80%9395)

>Pyrrhic Russian victory

Even Wikipedia admits it was a victory! Over the small persecuted mountain nation, armed with makeshift weaponry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borz

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 No.5681

File: 8cd113bbdc512b5⋯.jpg (175.2 KB,807x538,3:2,wET3XNDWzkk.jpg)

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 No.5682

File: c7fbb44620d2176⋯.jpg (57.08 KB,800x536,100:67,1510144531115324718.jpg)

During periods of calm, the Russian side still suffered casualties. The bodies of the dead came home as heroes, fell "the death of the brave."

In fact, more than half of the Russian soldiers did not want to fight at all. They didn't care if the Chechen Republic will be Russian or not.

Contract soldiers came from hopelessness. Some from lack of money, someone loomed a criminal term. Everyone had their own reason, but this is not a desire to fight. In fact, no one asked the conscript soldiers. Drove the fragile youths - fight.

Most of the military, at the slightest opportunity, got drunk to a pig's squeal. From the stress of the field, from the fear that they can kill, from the fact that for months they could not get the money earned by the war, from boredom in the end.

Almost all the loss of human souls during periods of calm was from alcohol.

It's simple: got drunk - had a fight - a shot. The saddest thing is this kind of deed did not become a resonance. They were all around. No one paid attention.

It was written off by papers on "evil mujahideen" and "careless handling of weapons." The guys died in fights between themselves and at the hands of the officers, at guardhouses, because of drunk drivers, BMPs turned over.

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 No.5715

at least they win their wars

serbistaan gets assraped in every war but we still act like we are winning

this is the true definition of autism

>9th May "victory"

on a second thought

>russia wins WW2

>75 years later still a shithole

>germoney lost

>75 years later the economic powerhouse of continental yurop

depends on who won what

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File: 9f0ff74a8f693f8⋯.jpg (2.14 MB,3600x5400,2:3,131078671_1737_004_t2s_360….jpg)

 No.3207 [Open Thread]

Anyone have any knowledge/experience with mail-order-bride sites that are "legit"?

I'm 28, and I really want to be married. Unfortunately, I'm too introverted socially awkward to find a stable, long-term relationship. I'm not ugly (I'm about average looking), I have a pretty good career and I'm not a virgin - but every woman I've been with was either a whore (literal or figurative) or had BPD.

I have been looking into sites like AnastasiaDate and AsiaMe, but every single one of them sets off my "It's a scam!" alarm bells in a big way. I'm not against spending money, obviously, but I'm afraid of getting scammed. Can anyone give me some advice?

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 No.4786

>>3226

I dunno. My dad married some flip half his age he met on some online dating site. They were married for fifteen years until he died. I've never heard more mournful wailing.

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 No.4791

File: e45ff50e1642267⋯.jpg (119.11 KB,486x317,486:317,147.jpg)

>>4723

>the next Elliot Rodgers

The world needs more supreme gentlemen, you worthless, cis-het twink.

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 No.4818

>>4762

I will when my time has come

the goal is to prevent people like me from happening again and reduce overall suffering on this shit planet. Everyone of you should participate in it

>>4791

his entire life was a waste of oxygen and if he never existed, his family would not have to live with the shameful burden of his deeds

daily reminder that suffering comes from desires. Buddha teaches us this anons

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 No.5699

Don't get a mail order bride.

Get a robowaifu at julay.world/robowaifu

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 No.5713

>>5699

homosecksual syte

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File: 586e20cb2ab667e⋯.jpg (128.84 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault.jpg)

 No.4203 [Open Thread]

>I'm still a virgin

JFL

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 No.4479

ewww

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 No.4910

File: fbefea388df03e7⋯.png (319.14 KB,498x471,166:157,roastie_V5N2gJ_43NCHcOdBrz….png)

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 No.4913

the obsession with pussy is fascination

these cucks have literally access to petabytes of all types of porn for every fetish one could imagine and yet they cry and moan about evil womyns all day on the internet

half of you fags would suck as husbands and fathers anyways. you are better off alone. and now stop crying about things you will never have and post more

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 No.5074

File: 4170929c432ae69⋯.png (623.2 KB,637x631,637:631,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4913

It is almost as though they are gay but lack the self awareness to admit it. They are already half way from the looks of things so they may as well admit it.

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 No.5703

>>4913

>Coming from a swedecuck

JFL 🤣

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File: 6d6d3f7376fb57e⋯.jpeg (92.55 KB,640x638,320:319,E5DDC2B3_2DFC_4445_8A0E_0….jpeg)

 No.5693 [Open Thread]

Get your only fans leaks here https://discord.gg/8CVKWR

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 No.5698

I'm Not paying 10 pesos to join.

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 No.5708

File: 56c429d87ce720b⋯.jpg (98.12 KB,640x480,4:3,Frog_Barf.jpg)

>only fans of Ricki Lake

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File: df5cff93f5e86a1⋯.webm (166.47 KB,840x766,420:383,output.webm)

 No.5692 [Open Thread]

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File: 9b2cd597b75fcde⋯.png (106.2 KB,402x544,201:272,sixtyfourtan.png)

 No.5683 [Open Thread]

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File: d5835c0ee5cc033⋯.png (184.61 KB,450x345,30:23,you_cant_ask_that.png)

 No.5656 [Open Thread]

i got my $1,200 stimulus check in the mail today. i am already getting neetbux, so i didn't think i'd be getting this one. i already have so much money as it is, though. i guess i'll just deposit it into my checking account and forget all about it

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 No.5657

File: 7cb299d3c36a78e⋯.jpg (43.52 KB,300x482,150:241,0_Gq0vv2E9VnX7FkmM.jpg)

I haven't got mine yet, but pretty much that's what I'm gonna do too, nigger!

TUMP BUGS

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 No.5659

File: 8cc11dfe81cbc41⋯.jpg (7.7 KB,197x256,197:256,white_bomber5.jpg)

>>5656

>>5657

Do you like communism yet ?

things that make you still alive is not capitalism mechanic

$1,200 stimulus check. neet bux . both are communism mechanic

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 No.5666

File: 04b5bab43449ba1⋯.jpg (95.45 KB,500x534,250:267,850a23.jpg)

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 No.5674

File: e32c4f6e303cf48⋯.jpg (17.71 KB,255x244,255:244,33m5w.jpg)

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 No.5676

File: ebbf2e23f23c964⋯.gif (220.32 KB,500x500,1:1,612.gif)

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 No.5617 [Open Thread]

Any one want to help me raid kiwi farms?

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 No.5658

File: 407cc6c32a8b324⋯.jpg (51.58 KB,576x1024,9:16,1583971064357.jpg)

>>5631

>Nobody has succeeded without it somehow backfiring or amounting to nothing.

>>5631

>Nobody has succeeded without it somehow backfiring

>>5631

>somehow backfiring

>>5631

>backfiring

>>5631

>backfir

Wait, what happens?

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 No.5660

File: 22449b3bc362610⋯.png (299.67 KB,749x413,107:59,195208574503.png)

>>5631

>Raiding those places is a suicide mission

>Nobody has succeeded without it somehow backfiring or amounting to nothing

>will get your ass destroyed

never thought i'd say this... but, you cannot defeat his logic

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 No.5662

File: 917fa99b694d832⋯.png (823.32 KB,568x917,568:917,919.png)

>>5631

I'd hardly call them the worst, but they're definitely beehives you don't want to go around poking.

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 No.5668

>>5631

I know why Kiwi Farms is bad, but why ED? Because they want you to have butthurt?

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 No.5670

>>5631

it's just a website you dumb namefag. it can in no way backfire at you if you troll, unless you're truly retarded

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File: 0bc0b402afed7b1⋯.jpg (338.2 KB,2048x1536,4:3,15890623877120.jpg)

 No.5627 [Open Thread]

Russian guy lost his job due to Covid19. Applied for government support. Got whooping $20/month and no employment opportunities:

https://2ch.hk/po/res/37656209.html

When he asked how he is supposed to survive, government officials recommended him to ask friend and family, or just do robbery.

Now compare to Americans who got like $1500/month.

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 No.5630

File: 2b6f9099160579f⋯.jpg (310.3 KB,774x1080,43:60,15881634660371.jpg)

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 No.5633

File: ff654bac2eab415⋯.jpg (325.18 KB,1280x930,128:93,15881634660423.jpg)

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 No.5634

File: 12d834ad6542c1e⋯.mp4 (8.16 MB,360x360,1:1,_HQ_FLAC_Dr_DRE_07_Lil_Ghe….mp4)

>when the oil price crashed to 30$ per barrel and your socialist utopia and warfare machinery suddenly blows a giantic black hole in your budget and on top of that the Wu Flu destroys the little business there was left to steal tax money from

epic

this should be a lesson to all you niggas

start your own businesses

no matter if you get govt gibs. They can take it away from you any time

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 No.5638

File: 3ea40fb3e2073c2⋯.jpg (217.91 KB,1280x1085,256:217,15884978258692.jpg)

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 No.5661

File: e34c9266fa25da6⋯.png (143.42 KB,295x312,295:312,389.png)

Posting the same images here multiple times isn't going to un-JUST your country from the ruskies.

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File: 19c061b57ee9ebe⋯.jpg (10.87 KB,50x38,25:19,ocmenu.jpg)

 No.5599 [Open Thread]

My wife's friend. I like to fuck her.

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 No.5637

at least post a pic of her nice tranny feet

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 No.5639

indian food best food

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 No.5632 [Open Thread]

this asshole is a thief. help yourself.

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File: a99cb0dbbc2e2c3⋯.png (189.02 KB,481x442,37:34,hmph_UtIwwnkqwd7QX1ZmQ_43f….png)

 No.5618 [Open Thread]

>still no forward seek in videos

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 No.5619

File: c2a06e2e323bee0⋯.jpg (51.37 KB,540x564,45:47,Pooh_Reading_2412201923293….jpg)

>still no remote electrocution of fags and anime fuckups

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File: d8da4dca1ba7042⋯.jpg (186.33 KB,998x1200,499:600,EXblhSQUYAEulf7.jpg)

 No.5368 [Open Thread]

what timeline is this? let me out now

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 No.5383

>>5369

>she

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 No.5394

File: 810fd3690e644d9⋯.jpg (104.52 KB,450x658,225:329,everland1.jpg)

>>5368

male dinosuar have bigger ass than that :/

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 No.5419

File: 3ce37284b576913⋯.jpg (88.11 KB,480x623,480:623,850a.jpg)

>>5394

⭐⭐ HE’s BACK!! Analockman's New Board: https://9chan.tw/grand/ ⭐⭐

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https://iamyuritarded.ytmnd.com/

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

POLL: SHOULD ANALOCKMAN BE BANNED?

https://www.strawpoll.me/19027989

#arrestanalockman

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NOTE: Analockman's severe autism prevents him from detecting, appreciating or understanding sarcasm, criticism and/or irony. Don't bother attempting dialogue with him, because he'll just edit/delete/ban you for trying – plus he’ll just throw a Sperg tantrum as a result!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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 No.5529

>>5419

Omg you ruined this fucking post faggot

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 No.5609

File: 391891d997d5681⋯.png (453.87 KB,668x502,334:251,564180054.png)

>>5383

this timeline has even made me skeptical of real women who wear thigh high socks. why can't we have nice things?

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