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File: 586e20cb2ab667e⋯.jpg (128.84 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault.jpg)

 No.4203

>I'm still a virgin

JFL

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 No.4205

File: 05ee9b9dc1021bc⋯.gif (1.39 MB,300x400,3:4,winkwink.gif)

>be gentle, I've never done this before

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 No.4208

>Having sex make the labia increase in size and cause permanent enlargement of the vagina

Jesus christ… stop using hentai as scientific material. There is no way that an average size penis can make permanent deformation on a vagina. Babies are supposed to come out from there. Is your penis larger than a human baby? If not there is no way you can do it.

And no the bagina doesn't take the shape of the first dick that fuck her.

Cum doesn't permanently stain her skin, or make her smell like your cum by penetrating the skin.

And after having sex with a woman you don't need a boat to navigate the lake generated by her sex fluids.

And penises cannot penetrate nipples and surely can't impregnate her breasts, not even if the nipples are inverted. Inverted nipples are not breast vaginas.

Reality is not a fucking hentai manga.

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 No.4211

File: dcfbe08ff4ddaaf⋯.jpg (59.56 KB,375x500,3:4,attachment_8.jpg)

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 No.4213

>>4208

>no the bagina doesn't take the shape of the first dick that fuck her.

right, it takes the shape of the biggest dick that fucked her so if your gf is taking horse cock dildos behind your back then your comparative baby penis won't get the snug fit that it used to anymore.

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 No.4214

File: 483e18de417e393⋯.jpg (50.5 KB,680x553,680:553,766884c11d4d0b43.jpg)

>>4208

you are aware that giving birth does infact change a vagina permanently right anon?

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 No.4216

>>4214

Is your dick big as a baby?

A cunt is not made of concrete, you don't dig away materials everytime you drill her. The same way your dick don't become smaller, her vagina doesn't become larger.

Stop believing hentai.

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 No.4217

File: 3ac5874d6b41242⋯.png (102.95 KB,402x246,67:41,vincent_price_sneer.png)

>>4208

>There is no way that an average size penis can make permanent deformation on a vagina.

Is it summer time already? It doesn't happen IMMEDIATELY, shitwit, but the vag absolutely deforms from use. That's why so many pornstars get labiaplasty: so they don't drag their pussy lips on the ground behind them when they walk.

>Babies are supposed to come out from there. Is your penis larger than a human baby? If not there is no way you can do it.

I fucking swear, you virgin kids who think you know everything. Speaking as a father of two, pregnancy wrecks that shit forever unless the woman is willing to do some exercises (which mine wasn't, so it's like tossing a redwood into the Grand Canyon). I wish I'd found some way to talk the doctor into giving her a Cesarean. My daughter blew that shit out like a fucking wrecking ball.

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 No.4218

>>4216

>A cunt is not made of concrete, you don't dig away materials everytime you drill her.

Speak for yourself, faggot.

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 No.4219

>>4217

I don't even bother to give you a smug anime girl face.

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 No.4220

File: be32c7978c32f80⋯.jpg (35.1 KB,640x480,4:3,kidjonnyORLY.jpg)

>>4216

>Is your dick big as a baby?

At least.

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 No.4221

File: a18e10929c51c74⋯.jpg (111.82 KB,1200x675,16:9,moly_punished.jpg)

>>4219

> don't even bother to give you a smug anime girl face.

No, I can see that.

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 No.4226

File: 8990c810b2fcd58⋯.png (212.9 KB,445x332,445:332,NIGGA_DON_KNOW.png)

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 No.4230

File: 00a4f3b15db6bf6⋯.jpg (10.11 KB,296x211,296:211,anime_shinji_s_dad.jpg)

>>4219

So you're saying you have nothing with which to rebut the previous assertion?

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 No.4233

File: 3efa35d5f4eb2f1⋯.png (386.72 KB,851x315,851:315,3efa35d5f4eb2f16ec5725b92a….png)

>>4216

>Is your dick big as a baby?

i knew that was coming because its so damn obvious you dont really understand what you said urself

>Babies are supposed to come out from there. Is your penis larger than a human baby? If not there is no way you can do it.

you are implying that if a baby cant deform a vag your dick would have to be larger then a baby

thats the statement i have a problem with cause a baby can deform a vag

this is not about dicks deforming vags(which they can btw)

its simply about you spreading bullshit about birthgiving retard

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 No.4236

>>jfl

sage

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 No.4238

Jfl?

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 No.4242

>4238

It's nigger speak from twitter and the yonder realms.

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 No.4274

yonder realms?

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 No.4287

File: 0a3808c8ec83472⋯.png (190.3 KB,580x435,4:3,AW_SHIT_NIGGA.png)

>>4274

Sorry, Tyrone, I'll try to keep my speechifyin' monosyllabic from now on, yo.

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 No.4288

>>4287

>implying i'm a nigger

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 No.4308

File: 22d91fbc00fc4bb⋯.jpg (37.16 KB,360x356,90:89,ECOD5F7U8AAxLru.jpg)

>>4203

Wait till you are 30 and you get wizard powers

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 No.4479

ewww

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 No.4910

File: fbefea388df03e7⋯.png (319.14 KB,498x471,166:157,roastie_V5N2gJ_43NCHcOdBrz….png)

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 No.4913

the obsession with pussy is fascination

these cucks have literally access to petabytes of all types of porn for every fetish one could imagine and yet they cry and moan about evil womyns all day on the internet

half of you fags would suck as husbands and fathers anyways. you are better off alone. and now stop crying about things you will never have and post more

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 No.5074

File: 4170929c432ae69⋯.png (623.2 KB,637x631,637:631,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4913

It is almost as though they are gay but lack the self awareness to admit it. They are already half way from the looks of things so they may as well admit it.

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 No.5703

>>4913

>Coming from a swedecuck

JFL 🤣

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