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File: d1c5541187b76a2⋯.png (37.11 KB,200x200,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

 No.4967 [Open thread]

say it after me

"I'll never commit terrorism for and because of memes, not even ironically."

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 No.5004

Alexandar Vucic is the Arch-Pharaon of all Serbs on this planet and the entire galaxy and he is infallible

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File: e9322104331464c⋯.jpg (685.04 KB,1421x1993,1421:1993,Screenshot_20200504_134402….jpg)

 No.4972 [Open thread]

Hey,

I just found @MissAylen on kik, give her a message I promise you won't regret it.

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 No.5003

>kik

pedo network

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File: c7345f2ba51905f⋯.jpg (184.47 KB,1280x720,16:9,herr.jpg)

 No.3148 [Open thread]

i found a pro bernie server please go and troll these bernie fags with nazi propoganda.

https://discord.gg/tdsQAz

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 No.3171

tell them 4chan told you to apply there for refunds

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 No.4958

sure, will shit over there.

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 No.4959

File: ecfd72396e2d940⋯.png (280.8 KB,445x453,445:453,brave_GmNxHOhweL.png)

8kun: "we aren't your personal army"

also 8kun: "-wait did you say they like an ideology i don't like? lET'S HARASS THEM!"

fukken chantards no wonder chan culture's dying

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 No.4978

>>4959

it's not about the ideology you retard

it's about making children or pathetic betamales cry in a corner

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 No.5001

>>4978

says the alpha keyboard warrior who frequents a chinese cartoon internet forum

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File: 6e48bf9bdd09905⋯.png (173.06 KB,454x520,227:260,1588553410867.png)

 No.4969 [Open thread]

>you posted a soijak thread I'm gonna rangeban you

FUCK THE HALFCHAN MODERATORS

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 No.4970

>>4969

>you posted a cheese thread I'm gonna forward your ip to the po-lice

FUCK THE GLOBAL MODS

*this post is ironic. tu tu tu. tuturutututu

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 No.4985

File: 0584edf1dfdd331⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,370.73 KB,1080x1080,1:1,1587752378255_x.jpg)

>>4970

>spoiler text

Pussy

Post CP.

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 No.4986

>>4985

Oh shit, I can't delete it. You know that it's Cat Pictures, not Child Porn

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File: c8d3a0104816926⋯.png (139.82 KB,391x539,391:539,ClipboardImage.png)

 No.4893 [Open thread]

You're not my personal army, but r/banned has been getting countless reports of r/Sino banning users for stupid reasons, with the most rude default response possible:

"Imagine coming here thinking you were going to have an impact. You aren't gonna do a thing. You'll NEVER get passed us. Spammers and trolls are tossed out like TRASH. Hilarious watching all these CLOWNS ramble against the automod. What a FAILURE. It doesn't matter what you come to say, you aren't entitled to post here. Slow learners, but we can teach you the lesson as many times as necessary. You WILL come to terms with the fact it doesn't matter what you say or try, it won't change your insignificance. Not for China or us. Every day r/Sino will cross your mind and eat at you. Go cry about being banned. You'd be surprised how many people subscribe as soon as they read that. Take it personally Try r/westerner"

I see tons of these daily browsing r/banned. r/Sino is an exclusively pro-China shilling subreddit that bans any basic critical discussion or thinking about China.

They're dicks, everyone knows it, they've been reported over and over to Reddit for not just violating Reddit's rules and standards, but just being terrible people.

So, if the laws and rules are not enforced, people can and I think should take it upon themselves. r/Sino mods said it themselves: "it doesn't matter what you say or try, it won't change your insignificance."

So just go post some bullshit on r/Sino. Ya know, have fun with it, nobody's gonna get hurt and these assholes deserve it.

Reddit is notorious for passively supporting and protecting China because they're partially funded by Tencent, despite the admin of Reddit explicitly stating they wouldn't do so. I know posting on Reddit might seem like you'd fueling Reddit, but you'll actually lead to them potentially losing funding and facing a PR nightmare if you magnify this issue so it's actually a good idea in this case.

Your calls. Just the opinion of a namechad.

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 No.4909

File: f0d90f5dd28ba45⋯.png (236 KB,499x481,499:481,brave_2SvMofMI5o.png)

>>4897

>be an 8kun user

>actually believe most 8kun users don't use reddit, a vastly larger superior content aggregation tool with tons more quality media content

And this is why people don't take chanboards seriously. This stupid mentality just because Reddit's poorly managed means Reddit doesn't bring something good to the table. Like pretending Amazon offers nothing of value just because it's run abusively.

Can't even bring up a subject without some tardanon going "hurr durr you use x website haha hoho you're so dumb for not exclusively using this 1 homogeneous ball of crap I suckle from every waking hour" like bitch wake up chanboards have their limits to what they offer and you know it.

>>4908

Okay. Let them eat lies. They will like bigger clowns for it, and we should laugh at their intolerant dumbassery.

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 No.4912

>>4909

>chanboards

you being a redditor first is just self evident even if you weren't actively coming to reddits defense or feel the need to be an attentionwhore on an imageboard even though they pride themselves on their anonymity.

If I tried to take part in reddits social circles I would be just as out of place and unwelcome as you are here.

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 No.4914

>>4909

rodent ignore

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 No.4945

When it comes to compromised pozzed places like reddit its best to ignore them. Infact, dont stop them from being biased and insane, dont sound the alarm, just let them plunge headfirst into the darkness of pozzed leftwing insanity as fast as possible. The countless hours you would have spent trying to bring them to a semblance of sanity can be spent posting on places that arent pozzed and compromised and making those places better. Unless of course you have nothing to contribute to anywhere and the only purpose you could have in life is destroying something else.

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 No.4955

File: e5bc8a7297a2ff6⋯.png (65.07 KB,257x133,257:133,brave_w5LVaO4qq9.png)

>>4945

Yeah but that's boring and not necessarily going to work either. You're just assuming it's a better strategy because it's easy.

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File: 9b32c35e0a45e90⋯.webm (3.59 MB,640x360,16:9,coca_cola_80s.webm)

 No.4885 [Open thread]

>in today's Serbistan news

>even after lockdown and ending the travel ban, in the empire of serbistaan,

>there will be a 14 day quarantine for everyone entering the holy soil of Serbistan

>President Alexander Vucic, arch Pharaon of all Serbian tribes proclaimed this week

Fuck you you fish lipped faggot

The only thing I wanted is to sit in a train, drive through the boring grasslands of Slavonia croatia and enter into Beograd train station, throw my bags into the hotel room and then directly head to Mile's takeaway and stuff myself with the best Pljeskavica of the planet. Best meat, only beef, no cats, no dogs or porkies. Just beef. Fresh bread, lots of stinky onions and of course with tons of Pavlaka and Ajvar if he has.

May allah make your fish lips grow even bigger so everyone ridicules you forever for it

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 No.4886

File: 6409da4e1f362b9⋯.webm (3.86 MB,640x360,16:9,cars.webm)

there is nobody competent enough to make real Cevaps and Pljeskavice in western yurop. It all tastes like shit. Like McDonalds trash hamburger "meat" just rolled into long turds or pressed flat.

Am I supposed to eat this crap entire summer and then by november the 2nd wave of this Chinese virus arrives and we all back at square one again?

When I wanted to travel in April, I should have bought the train ticked 2 days earlier and just go right before the lockdown was announced.

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 No.4888

File: ab384b40436ad95⋯.mp4 (7.72 MB,320x240,4:3,SOUFIANE_TOUZANI_2002_FIRS….mp4)

>3rd may already

now to think of it

I missed the festives of may 1st and may 2nd

BOTH

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 No.4889

>sweden

>allah

why am I not surprised

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 No.4890

File: 54dbfa3babea62d⋯.webm (2.52 MB,640x360,16:9,darra_philo.webm)

>he is not muslim

you can wear funny wizard robes and big beards

and you can keep eating bacon and drink alcohol even

t. bektasi sect member

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File: 27106ee80d0b6c6⋯.png (191.15 KB,560x633,560:633,IMG_20200424_131321.png)

 No.4197 [Open thread]

Join our LGBTQ-friendly Rayman Discord server:

https://discord.gg/ASCPgwH

Remember to respect each other and to use other user's preferred pronouns.

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 No.4862

die faggot

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 No.4863

using reverse psychology in your personal army requests don't make them any more compelling

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 No.4878

by allah

why do you lgbt people destroy rayman now

he was the best PSX mascot and now you have to soil him

I will beat you for your insolence

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File: 359bc46d6f6a649⋯.png (2.41 MB,1080x1350,4:5,ClipboardImage.png)

 No.4864 [Open thread]

name a better musician

pic related is michael bayu

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 No.4874

File: f027e8e80870647⋯.jpg (41.74 KB,320x400,4:5,Genesis_3.jpg)

i could but you're not worthy

pic related is Bobby McFerrin

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 No.4876

File: 019e22c51033403⋯.mp4 (10.5 MB,360x360,1:1,Da_Watan_Zama_Watan.mp4)

faza fayaz

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File: bbd57aa50e65bd2⋯.jpg (421.5 KB,1000x2000,1:2,enrive_tutorial.jpg)

 No.1934 [Open thread]

Thoughts on enrive?

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 No.4824

File: 45cd09dec8df879⋯.jpg (124.69 KB,1200x1165,240:233,Rest_in_cia.jpg)

>>2346

>>2194

>>2176

>>2179

>reddit spacing

>walls o' text

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 No.4861

>>4824

those are called paragraphs which is how you avoid making a wall of text.

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 No.4865

>>1972

>So if you're wondering how they deal with pedo content, the answer is they dont

I spit my coffee.

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 No.4867

>>4865

clutch those pearls edith

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 No.4871

>>4867

I didn't spit no coffee because I think pedos are bed my man.

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File: 578712650a43dc4⋯.png (107.42 KB,220x306,110:153,220px_Minecraft_cover.png)

 No.4836 [Open thread]

This server is owned by a trans faggot

hentai.cubed.pro

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 No.4840

>>4836

How long is his cock in compared to the earth's radius? That's the question you should ask yourself while posting a minecraft thread about trannies.

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 No.4856

Working on a defacement, hold on.

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 No.4858

>>4856

>defAcEMEn7

Wh@ R Y0U? 4 l337 H4X0r?

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File: bfaae9167542083⋯.jpg (28.68 KB,500x500,1:1,.jpg)

 No.4759 [Open thread]

I swallowed around 6 teaspoons of nutmeg around 3 1/2 hours ago, when is what going to happen?

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 No.4814

>>4759

nothing unless youre a dog you dumb aryan piece of shit.

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 No.4815

>nutmeg

wat soll den dat sein

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 No.4821

>>4759

thats alot. try making a tea and drinking that, is better to start w/ a lower amount, if it doesnt work then increase next time… the dose response curve can be pretty tight - in other words 3 tsp might do nothing and 6 could be way too much. you can also try making the tea and doing enema with it.

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 No.4826

>>4759

Do some nutmeg as well as some Datura at the same time. I double dog dare you!

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 No.4827

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>enema

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File: d2e77b88e94082b⋯.png (634.15 KB,1280x1280,1:1,6tuf.png)

 No.4561 [Open thread]

I have over 2,000 UFO's in the North Pole and I almost have the core of the Earth hollowed out. I demand all the nations to surrender before the purging is complete or risk a much more painful death.

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 No.4742

>>4733

Thanks anon. Hadn't heard of that one before. Sounds interesting. I'll give it a read… or a listen. There is a copy of it available on sacred-texts and an audiobook version at the internet archive via librivox.

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 No.4743

File: 89b411fc078b6ba⋯.mp4 (11.95 MB,640x360,16:9,Joker_Bra_Schizo.mp4)

>>4742

Make sure to hide the book from 3-letter agencies anon

If they find it on youre cumputer, they will put you in mental ward too

It is the best guarded sekret of this planet and they cannot afford for normies to know that paradise is right below their feet

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 No.4745

File: c878ab0b041825c⋯.png (435.07 KB,620x430,62:43,best_hat.png)

>>4743

OK. I'll use like 7 proxies on a burner laptop when I download it and I'll wear some protective headgear just in case as well. But first I'll listen to that based Joker Bra track one more time for additional courage. Glow in the darks BTFO!

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 No.4819

File: 68ef076c3b30ffb⋯.mp4 (3.07 MB,640x360,16:9,Schon_ok.mp4)

>>4745

good boi

and dont forget to delete the pdf with gutman method (35passes) after you read it

>webum

I don't really like capital bra. He has 2 types of music

the songs where he only screams and the ones where he does autotune dance songs for the radio stations. Listened to his discography and most his songs are not my taste. But some of his melodic songs are really good. he topped the #1 charts like 7 or 8 times in germoney in 2018 and 2019 with that type of songs. now everyone copies this style

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 No.4820

File: fc6e6101e48b6b7⋯.mp4 (11 MB,360x360,1:1,Yawo_Khuley_Lewaney_Me.mp4)

and now have some music from pakistan

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File: 5484f9b9721ee99⋯.png (1.22 MB,1800x862,900:431,ClipboardImage.png)

 No.4120 [Open thread]

Does something like this exist irl?

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 No.4127

File: 1388a9e65d13bc1⋯.jpg (42.78 KB,625x595,125:119,cat_artemis2.jpg)

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 No.4151

>>4126

got a link to sign up to such a place, then?

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 No.4188

File: 5c497b2e451ecb5⋯.webm (201.01 KB,356x198,178:99,babble.webm)

>>4127

Thanks for this, klim.

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 No.4273

File: acf4b7b8a54082d⋯.png (832.73 KB,450x818,225:409,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4154

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 No.4807

>>4126

where?

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 No.4802 [Open thread]

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File: 3977f36411c1313⋯.png (174.65 KB,450x305,90:61,ouh.png)

 No.3917 [Open thread]

Last time i posted on 4chan was before the 8ch. I just tried to tell that nazi dude with covid to come here or 3ch and it kept saying the system thinks I am posting spam so i got tired of it so I just typed in hi and their system band me for abuse.WTF?

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 No.4032

>>4014

I will prolly just get a ban and post deleted if I do that. I have like 15 vpns but they should of just told me I am banned, I tried talking to the nazi covid anon like 8 times then said hi then it said I was banned. Most of my vpns work everywhere although that was my first try to use them on 4ch. Maybe they banned me right befor I tried to say just hi. Fuck it.

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 No.4034

>>4014

Where is your flag? You have no flag for your post.

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 No.4051

>>4034

it's inside your mom's vagina :DDDDD

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 No.4052

>>4051

I dont have a mom. I was grown in a jar

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 No.4800

>>3945

Fuck off furfag

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