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Nameless 05/04/20 (Mon) 17:24:07 No.4990

Starting a new online church and have no idea how to get the word out. Any ideas?

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Nameless 05/04/20 (Mon) 21:52:24 No.4999

all religions work on the concept of fear

>Ahmed

>do not eat pork

>it rotts away in sunlight and dry desert climate

>you will get escherichia and all sorts of nasty disease

>alcohol turns you into a violent bum

>stop doing those things, you ruin your family

<shut the fuck up you fucking faggot

>Ahmed

>Allah the allmighty will punish you for eating this impure animal's corpse and for drinking those diabolic grape juices

<oh god no, please show mercy

Christianity works on the concept of hell

and on the concept that masturbation will make you turn blind

and the eastern religions are more in the spiritual and philosophical direction without the typical good bad dichotomy that we know from the okcidental systems. They originate from India and they just want to have peace of mind.

The chinese systems are about being a cuck confucianism or being an outlaw Taoism and just living life

And the hollywood religion of Scientology is bullshit but they have the Top Gun guy with the fancy sunglasses

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Nameless 05/04/20 (Mon) 23:14:13 No.5014

Unfortunately my church is pretty lacking in the fear department.

I was more so wondering where I could shill it.

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Analockman the great !!oe/A9IFKms 05/05/20 (Tue) 00:17:43 No.5017

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>>4990

>online church

All faiths are actually "online" already

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Nameless 05/05/20 (Tue) 10:46:02 No.5041

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>>5017

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Nameless 05/05/20 (Tue) 13:27:58 No.5047

>>4999

The Eastern religions are all just various flavors of nihilism.

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Nameless 05/05/20 (Tue) 17:18:16 No.5073

>>5017

Sure, but that's like saying all math is online. It is, but not all schools are.

Ours is a church where people can congregate online to listen, learn, and discuss. There is no physical building.

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