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>>303398

read up on 1920s era conspiracy theories that turned out to be true and yell about them on your radio show.

>>303399

They did have radio shows back then, after all. Or at least radios.

In what capacity? Pro- or antagonist? As a PC or as a mere side NPC?

Lovecraft's stories would be right at home with a man feverishly ranting and incoherently babbling about things that makes little to no sense until it's too late.

But what if Alex Jones already is a Call of Cthulhu character? That would really explain the guy.

>>303398

I bet he'd get along with Zadok Allen just fine.

>>303422

That's a terrifying proposition, because it means Jones has knowledge man was not meant to have.

>>303398

The guy who setup Phenomenon X in the old DG pretty is Jones.

In new DG just make PX into Infowars that the Program feeds disinfo to.

>>303414

Side NPC who nobody believes but is right. Have the PCs be able to get clues about impending threats and the like if they can decipher his hyperbole.

>>303441

The trick with mad prophets is that they so eagerly and aggressively hurl predictions that the bits of truth are drown out by the misinterpreted visions and poorly chosen words.

>>303398

AJ is a bizzate enigma, I wouldn't be surprised if he was the Mad prophets reincarnation or someone who saw too much and was rewarded with the stunt of only ever being able to say an admixture of truth and lies from there on out to serve as disinformation in how cyptic it is.

>>303414

I was thinking as a PC

>>303456

Charismatic charmer?

>>303456

>>303461

If that was really him, I think maybe those supplements he's been taking are concentrated pig fat and LSD.

>>303465

Getting old does terrible things to a man's body, anon.

>>303485

So does a steady diet of Totino's pizza rolls.

>>303398

As the others had said, NPC, conspiracy loony that knows more on what's going on than your average normalfags, just get records of his good stuff and you can start some story building from there.

>>303489

What if I wanted to play a PC inspired by Alex Jones?

>>303490

Start your PC as some salesman of that new "Miracle Water" and "Body Exercise" fad, slowly you try to sell stuff to some paranoid old man, he gets attacked by some goons and you defend him with your /fit/ body, you go to his home and see some crazy stuff, like androgynous frog-men who turn gay if you put some chemicals in their water and being bred to be used as foot soldiers by some crazy cult that is slowly infiltrating the Government and society, you take his words with some skepticism and the next day, he dies but weirdly enough, he wills you everything he owns, then the setting can devolve in PC-Alex Jones either fighting the cult physically where he slowly loses his mind or subtlety where he makes a free radio broadcast mixing the truth with some craziness to better inoculate the population against these gay frog-men, you can add in historical figures like Aleister Crowley or J. Edgar Hoover

Young /fit/ Alex Jones would be a muscle/face character, like that jock in some CoC story that killed a cultist by throwing a football at him.

Now the real question is how do you stat Sam Hyde.

>>303495

Jokes aside, he sounds like another Face.

>>303493

Hmmm. /fit/ Alex starts as PC. Once his SAN is low enough, he becomes an NPC who runs a free radio show trying to warn everyone but slightly to insane to be intelligible?

>>303495

Extremely low charisma. High strength.

>>303511

Pirate Radio.

>>303511

Either you make a game where he gets multiple paths, he can go the twilight path of where he's between blissful ignorance and the horror of truth, his SAN, hell you can make this into two game period where you play as Young Alex fighting the truth against the gay frog-men, then he becomes a NPC with mid-level SAN who does a Free Radio Show to warn people who are sharp enough and recruit them in fighting against the Cult.

Anybody here got the link the CoC general pastebin with the downloads? I want to run through the Occupations list for 7e. I know "Athlete" could work for Young Alex Jones.

>>303519

Why gay frogmen when it can be Innsmouth-style fish people? Or does Young Alex refer to them as "gay frog men" because they're amphibious and thus can't be fish? Lol.

"THEY'RE TRYIN' TA' TELL YOU THEY'RE FISH PEOPLE. HORSEFEATHERS! THEY'RE FROGS. GAY FROG MEN."

Actual chemical conspiracy theory from the 1920s: During Prohibition, bootleggers would get industrial methyl alcohol to distill it into booze. The American government poisoned supplies of industrial methyl alcohol with kerosene, gasoline, and other toxic chemicals to stop this practice… thus poisoning large amounts of the population who kept drinking.

>>303524

Frogmen who can turn either female or male by chemicals added to the water, to you know, when breeding season is up, they can adapt when they take their prisoners to breed with them, works well with the setting and you can just imagine Alex Jones hating on this Pizzagate Gay Frog-Men Cult.

>>303525

DESTROY THE CHILD

CORRUPT THEM ALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3tR1qOvkO8

Perhaps use something more time-authentic instead of "gay", like "faggots" or "sodomites"?

>>303528

That's what I'm talking about, lots of material to use on his rants, and just like any crazy conspiracy guy, he's fucking right, you can also use the Psychic Vampire bit too.

>>303529

Gay was already used during that time, just like Homosexual, Faggot, and, Sodomite.

"We gotta stop those Evil sodomite-loving Frog-Men!"

>>303532

But "butt-slammah" is an Andrew Dice Clay original?

>>303532

You gotta admit that "Faggot Frog-men" has a nice ring to it. That might be just my hard-on for alliterations.

>>303534

Dunno anon, needs more research.

>>303535

So much potential on Filterman's rants, but OP should get his Alex Jones Call of Cthulhu game up first.

>>303537

Well, anything can suffice as long as it's period friendly.

>>303524

I sat down in my study and turned on the radio. I carefully twisted the dial until a familiar voice caught my attention. It was the sound of a flustered man in the throes of a fit of madness. His feverish rants of shadows "theys" and the things they didn't want us to know send a chill down my spine.

I knew this man. A one Alex Jones. A year prior, he had been a promising athlete and the star of both the Miskatonic University Track and Field team and the Football team. A strapping young man with a finely honed physique and a stern face that betrayed his boisterous nature.

''''

I felt a deep sense of personal guilt for what had befallen Mr Jones. I'd seen him on campus several days ago. His hair had started to fall out and his fitness had clearly become a lesser priority. He had a wild look in his eye, like an animal that knew it was being pursued by some unseen predator.

I tried to ease my nerves by telling myself that I'd done all I could to dissuade him from this path, but the words being shouted through the speaker of my radio brought the memories I'd tried so hard to repress back to the surface. Cries of substances being added to our water, of meetings by moonlight in the coves of old Arkham. To some, it was the ravings of a man unhinged, but the frightening truths hidden in his ramblings caused my body to shake.

Yes.. Just over a year ago today, that terrible night. As one of the younger faculty members, it was occasionally put on me to handle small matters of social disturbance. This mostly meant patrolling the grounds to ensure no students were breaking curfew. In this particular instance, I was tasked with investigating some matters of vandalism and late night romps by the bay.

Mr. Jones had been assigned to help me with the matter to offer me some peace of mind. I was to be walking in the night with naught more than whistles and electric lanterns to guide our way through the forested grounds that surrounded the University, after all.

>>303542

that was breddy fuckin' good, m8

>>303542

Go on.

>>303542

Our initial patrol was quiet. Mr. Jones and I shared very little in common. He was not a student of mine and I had little interest in his sporting achievements. So we walked along the forest path in relative silence, occasionally sweeping our electric lanterns across the darkness.

It was Mr. Jones who first spotted something, though now I wish he hadn't. A figure darted through the trees in the distance of the darkened forest. At first I didn't see anything, but the sounds of breaking branches and hushed whispers gave us cause to pursue.

We made our way through the forest until we began to approach the bay. The sound of gently lapping waves could be heard before we were able to see the coastline, but it was the sound of something else that cause Mr. Jones and I to more frequently exchange concerned glances. Voices, but not quite those of young students. They became more distinct as we approached until we could make out the faint, foreign words of a thrumming, guttural chant.

''I was already quite unnerved by this point, but Mr. Jones silently insisted on pushing closer. At his suggestion, we turned off our lanterns and proceeded closer at a low crouch. We had yet to understand what we were approaching, but still, we knew that

Closer still and dancing shadows cast by flickering firelight confirmed what the sounds had warned us of. Dozens of figures gathered on the bay. Standing torches arranged in a circular pattern where the group appeared to be cloistered together.

For a moment, I told myself this was not unlike things I'd done as a younger man. Raucous parties by the shore, drinking and dancing. I believed that once we finally got a good look at the gathering that all I'd see was the carefree shenanigans of inebriated students. The longer I listened, the more clear it became that this could not be the case.

Apologies. I'm multi-tasking here

>>303557

Fug. Accidentally messed up paragraph 4

I was already quite unnerved by this point, but Mr. Jones silently insisted on pushing closer. At his suggestion, we turned off our lanterns and proceeded closer at a low crouch. We had yet to understand what we were approaching, but our shared gut feeling ensured us that we did not want to be seen first.

>>303557

>>303558

Doing damn well for a man doing several things at once. I can already hear all this through a grainy filter.

Still hoping someone has the CoC Pastebin for 7e. Anyone?

>>303565

Nevermind. Found that shit.

>Call of Cthulhu

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/h9qjka0i4e75t/Call_Of_Cthulhu

>Atchung! Cthulhu

https://mega.nz/#F!ywcHkIAA!ycphEhCOkbnjOvAQ4t7TBg

>Pulp Cthulhu

https://mega.nz/#!L9EFWSIT!o6clZxfdrVSOLkmcQz3wQ2Af9-hKsUxKc7214VynuY4

>>303559

I listened to a lot of Lovecraft audiobooks not too long ago.

—–

Mr. Jones, against my hushed protests, inched closer, now kneeling in the brush and mud of the forest. Even in the dim light, I could see the color draining from his face, his expression contorting into one of disgust and horror.

I attempted to get his attention, asking him what he could see, but he was fixated on something on that beach. Against my better judgement, I carefully crawled closer to give him a sharp tug, but before I could reach him, I gained a clear view of the gathering on the beach.

Dozens, as I had guessed from the sounds, but it was not quite right to say they were all people. They bore a faint resemblance to men, but their flesh was discolored a greenish hue, baring a slimey, almost scaley quality. Their physiques were misshapen, their torsos too bulky, their necks too thick, but also too short, their limbs gangly and long with massive webbed hands and feet. Their broad, flattened faces with their wide set, unblinking eyes were too revolting to stare at for too long.

Amongst the crowd were normal men and women. The beach was littered with discarded clothing, some of which bore the insignia of Miskatonic University. They were students, reveling with these repulsive creatures.. No, perhaps that was too gentle a description. The behavior I witnessed with Mr. Jones was more akin to an orgy. A wanton, degenerate display of debauchery as young men and women alike writhed and thrusted with the creatures. Those that were not yet engaged with the rest of the gathering were taking turns quaffing deeply from a strange chalice which appeared to be carved from a type of green stone that I could not identify from my distance hiding place.

I would learn later, after we had gathered our wits, that one of the woman we witnessed at the center of the nauseating ritual was none other than Mr. Jones's fiance. His High School sweetheart, whom he'd followed to Miskatonic University for the chance to stay by her side, even though the school offered little for him.

There were words being spoken amongst them, but it was no language I was familiar with. The students among them could not speak such unnatural words with the ease that the primal voices of the creatures did, leaving them screaming incoherently in between the sounds of their own revolting indulgences.

In the short few moments we observed this ritual, more of the creatures had begun to emerge from the waters, shuffling with a sort of difficulty that implied that they were unused to movement on dry land. That did not deter them from partaking in the ritual, however.

It was by misfortune alone that one of the creatures happened to surface near our hiding spot. It began to make it's way towards the rest of its kind, but stopped briefly to snort in the air through the nose that looked as if it were smashed flat against its bulbous face. It took several steps towards us before Mr. Jones burst from the bushes screaming with barbaric rage.

>>303568

You made Alex Jones a literal cuck. :(

>>303568

>>303572

Still good shit, though. The kind of tragic shit I expect from these stories.

>>303572

>>303573

If Lovecraft wasn't a massive autist and actually cared about getting laid, I'm sure that cucking would be right up there on his list of existential terrors with miscegenation, niggers, and seafood.

>>303568

It turns out this is just an NROTC party and the NROTC guys are still in scuba gear.

>>303568

The creature was unprepared to deal with Mr. Jones's rage. The tackle launched the creature back against a nearby tree. Though he'd incapicated it, the brief scuffle had caught the attention of the creatures. Those that were taking part in the orgy were slow to respond, but they started to scatter into the night. Much to my horror, some of the creatures had made the hasty decision to take some of the students with them into the cold waters. The ghastly sounds of the screams were too much to bear.

By the time I'd mustered the nerve to get to my feet and do something, Mr. Jones was already frantically fighting against 3 of the creatures. My own cowardice had me believing he alone would drive them back. The enraged young man was handily clobbering and battering away at the creatures, all the while screaming with the sort of mad passion that I'd come to recognize now playing on the radio.

They started to grab at his shirt to pull him down, but he ripped it away without hesitation to continue his brutal crusade against these unnatural abominations. When he was finally close enough, he ripped one of the standing torches from the sand and began brandishing it against the creatures, driving them further back.

I wish I'd realized sooner what he was attempting to accomplish. He was trying to get to his fiance at the center of the beach, but during his battle, he'd lost sight of her. My eyes darted around the dim, moonlit beach, but I could not find her. Had she been dragged into the waters? Had she taken to the forest with some of the others? It didn't seem to matter, because Mr. Jones could not get the thing he risked his life for.

With fewer options left, I raised my Electric Lantern and used it to bludgeon the skull of a creature that had latched onto Mr Jones's back. I placed a hand on his shoulder, and he turned, clenched fist ready to strike, but he hesitated just long enough to recognize me. Finally heading my demands, he started to run with me. We bolted into the forest, the infuriated croaking, guttural voices shouting after us.

Gotta go for a bit. I'll be back to wrap this up in an hour or so.

>>303588

Don't forget to squeeze some Jews and Marxists in there somehow!

>>303596

Shush, Uncle /pol/, aliens and mutants are horrifying enough.

>>303599

Jewish Bolshevism was an oldtimey conspiracy theory – and many early fascists were Jews, themselves (take "The Business Plot" of the 1930s – called by some contemporaries an attempt by Jewish business interests to reign in FDR's social agenda). While I've never actually investigated it, so it might be hogwash, a friend told me many early European fascists were Jews… which would surprise me, if true, because of how Fascism ultimately allied itself to Catholicism.

Conspiracy theories involving Jews go back to the middle ages and Marxist conspiracies to subvert countries actually existed.

The key is to say the so-called Marxist plot is actually an Old One plot to control all of us.

>>303603

By Nyarlathotep, or someone much lower on the totem pole?

>>303605

Depends what you want to do. I always figured that the Assassin's Creed series had a lot of potential for a Bolshevik Revolution/Soviet story (not the shitty one of which they made a comic), framing the leading Bolsheviks as Assassins. Lenin as the Master Assassin, Trotsky as a loyal soldier of the Order, Stalin as a relatively new, foreign (Georgian), rough-around-the-edges recruit who they found robbing trains and the player as his friend/partner.

You go through the campaign working alongside Stalin, then Trotsky, as Lenin's plans seem more and more ambitious – less about stopping Templars than ushering in an Assassin world-order. Ultimately, the Tsarists (and then White Russians) are defeated, the Tsar is killed, and the Apple of Eden is raided from the Tsar's treasury (perhaps used by Rasputin to control the Tsar – necessitating some grand fight to defeat the insane wizard). Lenin takes control with the Apple, enslaves people to his will, but suddenly falls ill. Stalin has poisoned him and positioned himself to take the apple. Trotsky leaves. More and more wickedness and evil follows as the main character is disillusioned with the fight. He's sent on one last mission to Mexico. Oh, and the player's characteristic "Assassin" weapon all game has been an ice pick…

So, translating that to CoC (make the Brotherhood a Cult) – it doesn't even have to be one of the Old Ones, themselves. It can just be some idiotic cult that thinks it's a path to power and is using some ritual or artifact to give them greater powers of persuasion or simply bind powerful men to their will (be it through blackmail or magic).

The whole "pedophilia is blackmail" theory of the NWO, for example. The fact that so many powerful people are found out to be (or theorized to be) pedophiles is because as part of some blackmail program, all powerful people are eventually coerced into engaging in pedophilia and this blackmail is revealed if they don't go along with the plot – thus ensuring loyalty. Doesn't actually require the presence of Nyarlathotep or Cthulhu.

>>303611

Shit, now you've reminded me how much I want to see greying morality in those games.

Things like both sides fucking up to cause atrocities neither wanted, the Turkish War for Independence, for instance, or the Boxer Rebellion.

>>303588

I can't be certain when the creatures stopped giving chase, but Mr. Jones and myself ran until we had arrived back on the campus grounds, battered, muddied, and scraped up from our haphazard spring through the forest.

Mr. Jones demanded an explanation of me, but my panicked mind demanded I deny the whole experience. Mr. Jones did not find that particularly agreeable, and the strange ichorous substance that coated his hands from violently engaging the creatures made for a compelling argument. He grabbed my by the shoulders, smearing some of the substance on my shirt, and shook me. The world needed to know, he declared. It wasn't right that such monstrosities could get away with turning his classmates into degenerates.

But I was not a man like Alex Jones. I did not have his unwavering conviction or his deep-rooted righteousness. I had neither the stomach nor the spine to stand up to the horrors that lurk in the unexplored shadows of our world. It was late, we were both tired and dirty. With some pleading, I got him to agree to wash up and get some rest.

On the next day we reconvened. Using my status as a Professor at the University, I was able to convince some police officers to investigate the bay under the pretense of searching for evidence of underaged drinking. They found no signs of any odd ritual or scaley green men. The tide had washed away any evidence of the happening. All that they had discovered was a broken electric lantern.

Mr. Jones had me probe into the matter of the missing students. We'd witnessed several being dragged into the sea, perhaps as food or perhaps as a source of posthumous pleasure. What we'd found had caused Mr. Jones to fly into another rage. He nearly throttled the elderly man working the records department when he was told that several students had all dropped out or transferred to another school in the days since our encounter.

The daily visit from Mr. Jones became a source of great distress for me. I had no answers for the increasingly cryptic and esoteric questions he had about archaeology and mythology. I started presenting excuses and finding ways to be gone from my office more often, but he persisted with further notes and correspondence. He called me a coward and all manner of other unflattering things and I could not argue with his assessment.

Mr. Jones, as one of his more hastily written notes told me, perceived himself as a righteous man. An inheritor of the divine human spirit. Someone who couldn't leave a known evil to do as it pleases. It wasn't long after this that I found out he was taking regular excursions into the forests. The correspondence became less frequent, but the messages he sent became more worrying. He swore he'd sighted the creatures pouring things into the reservoir that fed water to the town. Discoveries of markings carved into trees that match eldritch symbols from the University's more infamous tomes.

The time between Mr. Jones's messages became longer and longer, until he finally stopped contacting me. I was relieved to see him still on campus, though dismayed by his appearance. The stress of his investigations were taking their toll.

I listened to Mr. Jones's broadcast until it sounded as if he was forcibly removed from the studio. I recognized the sounds and the ravings of Mr. Jones fighting the men. He seized the microphone again, leaving only his heavy, labored breath to fill the silence. They must have disconnected the microphone, because the signal cut out. A short while later, a much more timid and subdued voice nervously tried to explain away the lengthy rambling of Mr. Jones as a sort of original radioplay, though he was unsure if the school would allow him to continue.

>>303644

Much to my dismay, there was an overwhelmingly positive response to Mr. Jones's antics. Some were curious about the bold statements he made and others were entertained by his bombastic antics. Against my own protests, the school allowed him an allotted amount of airtime to do as he pleased.

I told myself that as long as it was believed to be some sort of act that the sharp minds of Miskatonic University would not believe in stories of amphibious monsters that lure young men and women into degenerate behavior through use of ancient concoctions.

A week after Mr. Jones first broadcast, I was visited in my office by a strange man in a dark suit. He was portly and squat, with drooping features and a large nose. He inquired, at length, about my relationship with Mr. Jones. He seemed to know of the extended correspondence I had received, but it was clear from his questioning that he did not have all the details. I feigned ignorance as much as I could, claiming to have disposed of the letters or not recalling and specifics. I spoke to Mr. Jones's abilities as an actor and entertainer, but never to his obsession with other dimensions and supernatural entities.

Once the man had finished with his cryptic queries, he told me to contact him, should I remember anymore. The address he left I quickly recognized as being located near the city harbor, in a part of town known for its high immigrant population, where lowlifes and degenerates cluster together like rats.

I tendered my resignation that same evening. I would not allow these creatures to haunt me any further. Along with my resignation, I penned a letter to Mr. Jones, warning him in no uncertain terms that dangerous people were asking questions about him. That his righteous tirade against unknown forces as a danger to him and all around him. I told him I would not be dragged into the ocean like the others. I would not allow myself to be used by those subhuman things.

>>303648

And that's about all that I can think of. When I had the idea, I thought it would be short.. but.. well, this happened.

>>303542

>>303557

>>303558

>>303568

>>303588

>>303644

>>303648

>>303653

That's how it goes, anon. You write until you're finished and the Strange Mood ends.

>>303648

Really good shit, man.

At 6:56.

https://youtu.be/ntWieh7YIgY?t=416

Okay. I get Athlete Young Jones.

What occupation/behavior/stats would you give to older, Radio-caster Jones?

>>303708

Probably, he's working out less now, but he's more focused on planning and convincing people, while researching more and more about the Cult and trying to get connections to every facet of Society to counter the Cult influence, while seemingly less sane according to people

>>303524

stolen from 4/tg/

/ysg/- Yog-Sothothery General

This thread is meant to inspire Lovecraftian /tg/ (like Delta Green and CoC) and discuss Lovecraft's works for inspiration along with anything else that fits into this genre or takes place in the Yog-Sothothery.

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>Atchung! Cthulhu

https://mega.nz/#F!ywcHkIAA!ycphEhCOkbnjOvAQ4t7TBg

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https://mega.nz/#!L9EFWSIT!o6clZxfdrVSOLkmcQz3wQ2Af9-hKsUxKc7214VynuY4

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>AM1200

https://vimeo.com/102372269

>Recommend things to put in the next OP

>Please create a new thread when the Bump Limit has been reached and we are in the Lower Pages or if the old thread dies.

>If you don't, Nyarlathotep will shitpost in other threads

>>303611

>>303633

The fun part is that you don't really need alien/space god involvement to explain the worst kind of atrocities, crimes and weird cults.

I loosely remember around the early 20th century there was apparently a corporate conspiracy to topple the American government and replace it with a fascist figurehead.

>>303774

The Business Plot. 1934.

Smedley Butler, a retired Marine Corps General, was approached by a number of businessmen with a plan to march on Washington and install him as General Secretary with FDR remaining only as a figurehead.

Butler decided to go to the Feds/press with the plot. He was ridiculed as a fool who had fallen for a hoax or a charlatan.

>>303774

>>303796

>implying it didn't happen anyway

>>303808

No, the US instead elected a Fabian socialist with communist infiltrator buddies to three terms.

>>303817

I've never heard of that one. Which president did that? Couldn't be FDR, because he had socialists straight up murdered.

Stalin killed Trotsky and plenty others.

>>303828

Yeah, Harry Hopkins and Alger Hiss were just a bunch of nice gents after all. And it's not like Soviet agents spread like a cancer into every nook and cranny of American goverment as a consequence of FDR purposefully hindering counterintelligence operations or anything.

> he had socialists straight up murdered

Yeah, because socialists butchering each other over power plays or minute doctrinal difference has been such a rare occurence in history.

We're getting a bit off-topic, though.

I'm assuming Old Alex Jones would have to go for the "Journalist" career and try to figure a way to put points in knowledge of the Occult and knowledge of History.

What bout Sam Hyde? Entertainer? Bounty Hunter?

>>303853

Journalist should be up in the alley with the Free Radio broadcasting and which version of Sam Hyde are you referring to? because Sam can just be anyone while being a chaotic neutral passive observer like he does.

>>303854

Oh, so Sam Hyde is some servant or manifestation of an elder being or great old one?

I was thinking of a PC.

Sam Hyde, himself, is just a comedian and provocateur… who also is an unhinged school shooter and cult-leader.

>>303855

Well, lets go with stats, behavior and personality first, should he had some SAN meter where he laughs out the hardest when his sanity hits hard? this is the human Sam Hyde, should we make him a Prophet of Kek the Elder God here? Kek can be a "sliver of hope that is a chaotic manifestation of chance, where repeating numbers and praise can give you a slight chance to fight against the abominable Old Ones and their servants" Take in mind, Kek is still at his weakest at this time period.

>>303856

Nice

>>303715

Delete your post.

>>303855

Actor, maybe? I'm not really familiar with CoC crunch.

>>303861

Also, on Sam Hyde, he has been recorded in multiple periods and eras where he either casually does mischief to a monumental event in human history or the perpetrator the most monstrous acts like genocide and removing "Ke'babs". Is this all some part of some master plan? Or is all of this the whim of an immortal creature that is bored and yet fascinated by these pitiful beings?

>>303866

But on a non-meme reckoning, I think Sam Hyde would be Entertainer (film actor has WAY too much credit rating and implied wealth/fame) – low charisma.

>>303866

Maybe he is a entity from a different sphere of existence, visiting ours as a dreamer like Randolph Carter and the rest did with our dreamworld.

>>303869

Self-Entertainer, because he does it out of his own amusement, maybe Comedienne.

>>303871

Just imagining his dream sequences where he's one and many of colorful characters

>>303519

The gay frog thing is kind of true. Jones is just a redneck who doesn't bother putting everything in context and calmly explaining things.

The truth is that Alex Jones in a Call of Cthulhu campaign is someone who became so insane he circled right back to sanity.

>Atrazine-exposed males were both demasculinized (chemically castrated) and completely feminized as adults. Ten percent of the exposed genetic males developed into functional females that copulated with unexposed males and produced viable eggs. Atrazine-exposed males suffered from depressed testosterone, decreased breeding gland size, demasculinized/feminized laryngeal development, suppressed mating behavior, reduced spermatogenesis, and decreased fertility.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2842049/

>>303869

Bluntly speaking, just what is Sam Hyde actually? His Ben Garrison-tier memetic mutation makes me guess he's just an altright political activist.

>>304038

>Jones is just a redneck who doesn't bother putting everything in context and calmly explaining things.

Or he's an establishment shill who covers things half-truthfully to inure people to the true horrors of the world.

>>304077

He's a guy that does ridiculous shit, sometimes on camera, sometimes in the form of elaborate internet hoaxes, just to see what he can get away with.

I think the best encapsulation of his work is that TEDx talk he did where he showed up and rambled a bunch of insane shit for 20 minutes and the audience didn't seem to get that he was just fucking around and lying, because they were total idiots who just assumed that a TEDx talk (the unofficially, anyone can set one up version of the more controlled and respectable TED talks) must be real.

>>303524

>Why gay frogmen when it can be Innsmouth-style fish people?

Alex Jones knows they are Innsmouth-style fish people.

>>304077

honestly if weren't such memes you know kno him better for his adult swim show.

>>304077

>what is Sam Hyde

/pol/ack comedian.

He does solo stand up comedy but most of the time he's the face of a comedy group called Million Dollar Extreme.

They had a successful tv show on adult swim but it got canceled because of kikes.

>>303861

Honestly, Kek is probably just another Mask of Nyarlathotep.

>>304463

Praise Kek! he who despises the Gay Frogmen who are pathetic facsimiles of his divine form!

>>304463

wut

>>304499

Nice double dubs.

Point is Nyarlothotep is an image of fiction. The King in Yellow is a real life repeated archetypal phenomena personified. Kek is a real life archetypal character that I pledge is the herald of this Xanthous, noble, monster.

Kiss the fucking frog, get happily forever after. Overcome your own disgust and diversion, find those things you've only ever read about.

>>304499

Total waste of dubs. Or Kek is saying you're wrong.

>>304463

Praise Kek!

>>304502

>The King in Yellow is a real life repeated archetypal phenomena personified

What are you talking about?

>>304531

Alright, you have a generap idea variously called 'mandate of heaven', 'divine providence', 'manifest destiny', and 'deus vult'. That which bends whole peoples to a goal, movement, or central authority. To serve this end is, personified, to serve the King in Yellow.

Dare I call him the King Under the Mountain arisen. Kek is the mountain.

>>304531

You should probably leave this thread if you have no idea what terms are used in the Call of Cthulhu mythos.

>>304555

I've never got the impression that the King in Yellow has any particular link to those kinds of concepts.

>>304771

This

>>303398

Every time he sees some otherworldly shit he gains sanity because he was right all along.

>>304800

HA

(also glad this thread is still here)

>>304804

Do you have the greentext for that story on hand?

>>305065

All of this sounds like it's from Spirit Science. Does Alex think jews are from space too?

THE PENEAL GLAND FLUIDS ARE TURNING THE DEEP ONES GAY!

>>305090

Wtf

>>303651

I'm kind of embarrassed, but some of that honestly makes sense.

>>305090

>>305137

http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2017/04/cryptic-manuscripts-may-hold-key-to-finding-missing-student/

http://archive.is/f35A9

>>305090

Looks like the guy was mantled by Giordano Bruno himself and disappeared to continue his works.

>>305394

"mantled"

I love the idea of transporting Kirkbridian apocrypha from Elder Scrolls like "mantling the gods" into other stuff.

Kirkbride could be a really good Mythos writer.

>>305397

Why are you all so good at coming up with insane, crazy shit like this?

Also, thoughts on using Townes van Zandt music to introduce CoC sessions? The players are part of a mystery or antiquarian club that meets at a local bar (think the Sons of Liberty meeting in pubs) where a crooner sings songs in the background… which end up alluding to the adventure they embark upon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKRA3zAcQss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFV2-7cgRo4&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMgm-Goqn94

(Got the idea from watching True Detective… which is essentially a Mythos story and which I would love to convert into a campaign.)

bump - i liked this thread

>>303398

Non-Jones related.

Jackson Elias of Masks fame. He's a "good friend" of the investigators. I feel like he ought to show up earlier than… right at the beginning of the adventure, if he's supposed to be of any impact. What adventures are best to slot him into without his "I'm a skeptic and everything is explained by science" philosophy not making sense?

The left are not really Americans, they merely live in our space. They lack empathy and appear to be operating without a soul. It is through the vaccines, the metals in them that contribute to the stripping away of higher cognitive functions. If the brain was not poisoned by aluminium in the vaccines and copper in the supplements, then nobody would pay attention to CNN.

Every time one gets a flu shot, they are getting a chemical lobotomy. The ingestion of massive amounts of fluoride in our water lowers IQ, with the prevalence of lead being linked to cognitive decline and the inability to process information, while copper causes mental delusions when taken in excess, making one suggestible to mental programming. And we wonder where George Soros gets the recruits he does for his anti-social, riot-filled activities.

I have been testing multi-vitamins and have been finding copper in extremely high amounts. Why does the FDA want people to have low amounts of vitamin D, which prevents cancer, while encouraging toxic, delusional-causing copper to be ingested at unsafe levels? From my perspective, this is about programming and preserving the profit margin of the cancer industry. Yes, cancer for profit. Dogs can be trained to detect cancer, and so clearly they've been dosing you up on cancer.

Speaking of metal molecules and cancer. Blood is something else Soros and his ilk are interested in. The use of aborted foetal cells in vaccines is a form of cannibalism. This constitutes the blending of the DNA of a dead baby with your living baby. And it's not just human DNA, we are talking about the DNA of cows, pigs, African Monkeys, etc., and we find these ingredients in vaccines. This is how SV40 cancer causing agents got into the polio vaccine. This represents the hideous practice known as Chimera which is the blending of human and animal. Does it get any more Satanic than this?

The Liberal Satanic agenda is real, as is their peculiar fascination and increased prevalence with the heinous practice of cannibalism. They are willing to drain the blood of the young so they can live forever.

I really do hope you're visiting the board with your VPN and proxy tools enabled, in this case Tor+Vidalia+Privoxy bundled. Otherwise the alphabet agencies will be coming after you. Tips tinfoil hat.

Bompity

The Jones Saga needs more installments.

Have you broken the conditioning yet, anon?

>>303422

I thought he was a Shadowrun character.

>>303441

He'd be half-right on everything and completely wrong on the rest. The parts that he's right about are the parts the party can't easily verify, and the parts he's wrong on are things that can be fact-checked so effortlessly it's bizarre that he's wrong on them. He'd also often leave out very important details needed to understand and counteract impeding threats.

He'd constantly get worked up over unimportant details and distinctions, eg the party calls them fish-people and he starts yelling about how the party is blind fools and they're frogmen.

>>303398

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>>330073

That's how I do Alex Jones. I'd play as Francis E. Dec

>>303433

>>330073

Too subtle, ham it up a little.

>>305443

Carcosa and the King in Yellow, yes?

>>305090

Has that guy been found yet or is he still missing?

What other games would Alex Jones be a perfect player character for?

>>356611 (checked and checked)

Don't Rest Your Head perhaps.

>>303651

He's right about Hillary being a bitch and such but I don't think he's right about this esoteric stuff

>>356721

His understanding of esoteric mysticism is very lacking, but it's likely part of his 'character' for his show to talk in flowery metaphors.. also, he was apparently high as fuck for that interview.

trying to find the pasta about the guy that did the job interview with Alex Jones

here it is

Does atrazine turn deep ones gay?

>>356611 (checked and checked)

Conspiracy X

>>364898

>>372262

IMO he shouldn't be quite right about whatever is actually going on. Keep his reports rooted in "the real" and while he acknowledges some weirdos try to harness mystical wizard shit he himself thinks it's a crock.

Innsmouth? It was a hit. Something about the FBI deciding someone was inconvenient, maybe they were rooting out communists. The house that that college student was staying at? Death cult, ritual murder, possibly connected to a fraternity. The artist, Pickman, was keeping a circus freak in his basement. Jones himself frequently receives messages from a man named Carter, urging him to reveal certain impossible truths. His own research of this man reveals a convicted grave robber who consorted with foreign mystics and was declared dead 5 years ago. The Antarctica case is something that must be explored further, he is willing to partly fund and join a second expedition himself.

Alex Jones is my dreamworld anime hazubando. Would journey to Kadath Unknown with him.

>>372438

>That webm

Ah, I see jones has dicided to go for the spirit science audience. Does he also believe jews are from mars?

>>356611

World of Darkness. He definitely sounds like a Hunter PC, or at least a recurring NPC. Even better if you use the God-Machine module and make him an Stigmatic.

>>373859

>tumblr

I'm not suprised

>>303402

Oh, did they EVER have radio shows. The 1920s and 1930s was the golden age of radio after all.

What they didn't have, (AFAIK) was the Coast-to-Coast, Alex Jones style show.

Perhaps 1920s AJ is a radio-drama director/writer a la Orson Welles, who puts as much "truth" as he can into his dramas - cults in the drama with the real name of the cult, specific people identified by the initials of their names, etc.

Delta Green AJ is literally Alex Jones himself, on the Infowars show.

I'd just talk about an angry and vocal politically aware man who is tormented by gay frogs..

>>374127

Shouldn't that be gay Deep Ones?

>>374127

I DON'T LIKE THESE EAST COAST UNIVERSITY TYPES LIKE HERBERT WEST PUTTING ELIXIRS IN THE WATER THAT ARE TURNING THE FRIGGING DEEP ONES INTO GAY ZOMBIE FISHMEN

>>374209

Beautiful

>>374275

In Call of Cthulhu?

>>374262

He ran over a Miskatoaic nigger with his horseless carriage in 1929. Score one for the good guys.

>>305090

This reminds me of my own stack of papers crammed full of insane nonsensical ramblings that my uncle found and gave me years ago. Maybe I should put more effort into trying to understand them. But on the other hand, maybe not.

>>376328

Don't read it as linear idea A to idea B, but as many of the eccentricly smart think, adjacent truths. Like ye olde monks describing an elephant the guy was probably trying to describe something that didn't have words yet attached to it.

Reminds me of an old communist block clairvoyant, described how people in the future were enraptured by matchboxes, spoke to them, stroked them, stared at them. Guy was absolutely befuddled by the trend. He was probably describing smartphones, but from so far back he had no concept of higher electronics.

>>376330

I gave up on making linear sense of it pretty quickly, since there really is no discernible order to the pages. Or often even the content of any single page. But read enough and some repetition starts to stand out, and I did get the faintest feeling there was some sort of pattern to it I couldn't put a finger on, which I suspected only existed on the macro scale, if you will. Like the words might be the verbal equivalent of the dots old black and white newspaper photos would be printed with, which only made sense if you saw it all as one image instead of focusing closely on individual dots.

…Or at least, that's my best attempt at describing where I ended up with those papers. It's downright how odd how little actual direct literal information can be gleaned whatsoever from sooooo many words. If there is any actual meaning to it all, it absolutely can't be recorded through a direct conventional read of what's contained, that's for sure.

Also, my stack is only a small portion of the totality of it all, so at best, I've only got a handful of a puzzle which in full filled several… frozen chicken shipping boxes, according to my uncle. Which only makes the task of understanding it even harder.

>>374262

The deep niggers glow in the dark you can see them if you're driving one of those fancy new automobiles.

>>376346

I wouldn't mind at all, the only issue is getting them into a format I can share. My scanner was killed by my fat cat a couple years ago, and I didn't really bother to replace it since I've done all my work totally digitally for a long time now. A friend gave me a scanner/printer combo a few months ago for helping him move, but didn't include any of its cords and he still hasn't found them. So that means it's either crummy photos or using the scanner my parents have, and if I'm going to digitize those papers finally, I'd prefer to do it right.

So, point is, it's on the ol' to-do list for now, and I'll post a sample once I've scanned a sample. But it could be a while.

>>376654

wtf anon, my cock grew 5 inches and I can walk again

just kidding I am actually reading up on this now that you posted, cool stuff about the chakras

>>374262

In the 1920s setting? maybe the opposite of Alex Jone's character and persona, he's an antisocial recluse contrast to Alex's bombastic radio operator character, maybe a typographer trying to get the REAL version of the Holy Bible that has been destroyed by those Freemasoniggers.

>A media storm by (((Them))) that results in Alex Jones getting offed in all media platforms

New Arc for Alex Jones: Call of Cthulhu. The Gay Frogs and their sodomite friends in big media conglomerates and have successfully taken Jones off the air citing him as "a bad influence" and "conspiracy nutjob who undermines their community and trust in the Government" New quest settings and goals see to it that you and Alex Jones must fight against an overshadowing cult that controls the media!

What about World of Darkness? Network Zero fits him like a glove.

>>387073

Best thing about it, all that's done is unleash him IRL.

>>391653

You sure about that? Seems to me that sort of thing would be popular in a blasphemous city full of degenerate fish-people.

>>303443

So they ARE all Alex Jones?

>>303398

Mr. Henderson. A bugfuck crazy dude who is onto them damn cthlul... cultists, but because he once hallucinated that they stole his lawn gnomes.

>>356750

>>303443

This

>>415725

Why bother posting if you aren't going to contribute to the discussion?

CHEMICALS IN THE WATER MAKE DEEP ONES GAY

>>415741

"The Laundry" RPG - A.K.A the British version of Delta Green actually features a "case file" with a Gay Deep One.

>>415765

With the source material being written by Charles Stross I wouldn't have expected anything else really.

He did a second podcast with Joe Rogan not too long ago. It has inderdimensional demons dealing with nazis and aztecs-mayans (he mixes them) praising aliens. Pretty neat stuff for an RPG. There's also vampires, two opposing governments in the shadows, nazi scientist that control NASA, lewd comments towards Eddie, clockwork elves, how to break the simulation we live in... you name it!

The main story goes something like this: there are multiple dimensions, but our brains filter them out to keep us sane. If you do certain rituals or take certain drugs, like DMT, you can expose yourself to those dimensions and see the beings that inhabit them: the machine elves, who are also called "demons" and "aliens". New World Order people deal with these demons and serve them, and that's why they do evil Illuminati stuff. Good forces usually don't intervene cause they respect free will and the NAP (Non Aggression Pact).

At almost 5 hours, the podcast is long as fuck, but it's prime inspiration for a lovecraft-like universe.

>>415802

He went on Logan Paul and offered to have gay sex with him and Joe Rogan at the same time.

He's pure lolcow at this point, deliberate or not.

>>303398

He is the harold, the one no one believes, and if the player's dont believe him, interact with him greatly or make him a pivotal part, he joins the mythos and becomes one with the enemy.

>>415866

he is the enemy all along, the hidden half brother of the Offspring of Hastur.