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File: 3e52b2aea60722a⋯.png (150.7 KB,761x282,761:282,Soylo you know.png)

 No.15654 [Last50 Posts]

Cuz the last one reached the bump limit.

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 No.15656

File: 11b8d4ee0e4810e⋯.mp4 (13.01 MB,498x200,249:100,Meet L337 the SJW droid of….mp4)

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 No.15658

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 No.15662

>>15656

wow, I had only disdain for this, just apathy but this was bad.

I don't know who to compare Donald Glover to, but everyone thinks he's enigmatic these days but he's just pretentious. I was a fan of his before Community even, but I think he's really drank his own kool-aid or wants to be like the black John Lennon or something.

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 No.15686

File: 95e8e187ecff276⋯.png (102.51 KB,194x222,97:111,yes.PNG)

>>15656

<droids who haven't had their memory wiped in a while tend to develop certain… quirks.

>mfw it's just a retarded, defective droid

>mfw Disney inadvertently made that canon when they made KOTOR shit canon

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 No.15693

>>15686

To be fair, computers and droids becoming quicky without memory and system wipes was introduced in Heir to the Empire. It's Disney that made it completely retarded.

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 No.15698

>>15693

Disney destroyed Heir to the Empire so the only information this can come from is KOTOR II. So when anybody asks why someone would make a droid with self awareness, just tell them that it's actually a defect and quote Bao-Dur.

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 No.15699

>>15654

>even all of disney's money and shills can only get the cuckometer to 70%

>should satisfy newcomers to the saga as well as longtime fans who check their exceptions at the theater door

>you should like it just as long as you don't have and expectations

But if I don't expect anything out of it, why would I want to pay to see it?

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 No.15716

>>15698

kotor isn't canon in jew canon, just the planets are.

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 No.15721

>>15699

71% as of right now, dubsman.

How are the reactions in theaters?

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 No.15722

>>15716

Speaking of the KotOR planets… I was rereading some H. P. Lovecraft today, and in Cool Air I noticed the word moribund, which immideatley made me think of Korriban/Moraband.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/moribund

IMHO Moraband is a better, much more sinister name for the Sith planet than Korriban.

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 No.15723

Is there a fucking plot greentext breakdown?

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 No.15725

https://www.alternateending.com/2018/05/solo-a-star-wars-story-2018.html Hey. The "If this is what you want, then you are a stalinist" guy is back with a review for Solo.

>>15723

You might as well make one yourself.

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 No.15726

>>15725

>pay money to see this filth

why?

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 No.15727

>International 2 day total: $11.4 mil

>China's coming in at an abysmal $3.3 mil

>Thursday Preview Sales: $14.1 mil (51% less than RO's $29 mil)

>Predicted Opening Weekend (3 days): $80-112 mil (45%-28% less than RO's $155.1 mil)

Just yesterday everyone was schilling a "record breaking opening" now they're scrambling to readjust their estimates and people are starting to think this wont break $500 mil worldwide.

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 No.15728

>>15726

Did I say or even imply that, nigger? Yar har fiddly dee it already.

>>15727

Wundabar. Making a simultaneous release in China has backfired, and the edifice is cracking on its foundations.

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 No.15729

>>15728

China is so fucking done with this shit, it's hilarious.

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 No.15731

>>15727

$80 million will be the number. Screencap this.

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 No.15732

File: f90251724987201⋯.jpg (136.84 KB,528x599,528:599,528px-Xendor.jpg)

FALL FASTER DAMN YOU

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 No.15733

>>15726

>>15723

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:683d89a2c3f5c1d85a20d5c78feee6be18c089bf (766mb)

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:e6ffd8f6a447f90d7960f498f7d11303a89ce1ae (2.45gb)

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 No.15738

>>15656

Tumblr: The Robot.

How disappointing. Tumblr mixed with sassy black woman… that makes sense in Star Wars how?

What a tragedy towards such a great franchise.

No one needed to hear about Lando fucking a protocol droid. RIP

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 No.15739

Okay lads. Expectancy was shit, but it sadly might recover over the weekend.

Any projections? I can only hope this becomes a trainwreck the size of Mount Everest.

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 No.15740

>>15723

>Sassy black droid talks shit to battlebots owner

>Sassy black droid preaches about droid rights

>Sassy black droid is a sassy black droid and don't need no lando.

That's about 99% of it. They throw in a comment about Lando fucking her, just because.

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 No.15742

>>15656

Why the fuck does the robot have to be space-British too? Where did this obnoxious trend come from?

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 No.15743

>>15740

>>15742

>sassy black droid

>space-british

If only. That thing is a jewish suffragette and communist, just look who she was voiced by.

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 No.15744

File: e03bd9a404cac30⋯.jpg (241.57 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Phoebe Waller Bridge.jpg)

>>15743

>just look who she was voiced by

Oh, just yuck.

Have movie converted to webm, just learning how to lower the size before breaking it into parts for upload. Might come tomorrow depending how tired I am; got surprised with an extra 4 hours tacked onto my workday

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 No.15746

File: aa9b462842b86b7⋯.jpg (35.11 KB,426x341,426:341,besilisk worry.jpg)

>>15739

Please don't jinx it.

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 No.15747

>>15744

Just divide it into separate webms each 18MB long, then make a new thread and upload every file there like /tv/ did with TLJ. Also you're a good soul anon.

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 No.15762

>>15747

That's the plan. Studying how-to-ffmpeg now. Not sure how to best split it up into 18MB pieces (is the limit 18 or is that just a safe spot to aim for?)

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 No.15763

File: ed68cfbae839bd2⋯.webm (16 MB,640x272,40:17,An entire movie in 16 mb.webm)

>>15747

>not posting the whole movie in one webm

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 No.15764

>>15738

How do you have sex with a Star Wars Droid anyway?

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 No.15765

>>15762

18MB is the limit on 8chan for files.

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 No.15766

File: 4ac10fcc7918f90⋯.gif (2.62 MB,396x299,396:299,Chris-Farley-Sunglasses-Fl….gif)

>>15763

How in the fuck?

>>15765

Okay, that's good to know. I was under the impression it was 20 for some reason. I'm practicing with the prey 2 trailer, to make sure things can hold up in the darker city environments. Converting things to webm is a lot slower than I had expected, so trial-and-error with the full film is infeasible.

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 No.15767

File: e5a5351fc0cb833⋯.jpg (140.69 KB,548x573,548:573,GuriStatuesque-SOTETC.jpg)

>>15764

They can be made to have human parts or designs. Betty Bots for example are basically escorts/companions while Guri is an example of a human replica droid with all the anatomical features of a human but still a droid underneath all the synthetic flesh. But this shitty fembot from Solo is just a garbage-built junk droid who built herself so there's no way she's anatomically correct or even capable of "enjoying" intercourse anyway. All Lando could get out of her is a shitty and painful handjob.

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 No.15768

File: cf1133422c88679⋯.png (945.62 KB,1920x756,160:63,WwW.SeeHD.PL_Solo.A_Star_W….png)

>>15767

She's pretty ugly from straight behind, too. Look at those popsicle stick legs.

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 No.15769

What I fail to understand about the Pando thing is: why him?

Of all the characters to SJWify, why would they use the black guy who lusted after a white woman? Wouldn't they be better off in terms of politicization doing it to a different character, and leaving Lando's miscegenation fantasies to stand on their own without tying them to "pansexual" snowflakery?

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 No.15770

>>15768

Even if she were the softed sexbot in the galaxy, you shouldn't be sticking your dick in crazy.

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 No.15771

File: 86a239c5483d952⋯.jpg (48.35 KB,539x960,539:960,d05aaa828df5f3b7ff09acde1c….jpg)

>>15768

>cant even grind against her

>Ron Howard expects us to believe this junk heap is fuckable

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 No.15774

File: 8db43ab246b2bd3⋯.jpg (45.96 KB,508x590,254:295,Luke doesnt even know what….jpg)

>>15767

> who built herself

What?

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 No.15775

File: c489e58ca57408c⋯.png (18.25 KB,855x234,95:26,Command_Prompt_-_ffmpeg.ex….png)

Well, I've sent it chugging along. Not sure if the result will be watchable, but I can hope. I'm trying to shoot for 5 minute segments if I can. Assuming that the end result is watchable, how do I divide it into <18MB segments? I get the impression that it can be done in ffmpeg, but I don't see how. Do I have to manually specify the beginning and end of each segment in seconds or is there a better way?

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 No.15778

>>15774

She built herself because she don't need no maker. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/L3-37

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 No.15779

>>15775

Don't worry. It doesn't matter if its good quality or not. /tv/'s TLJ hosting had poor resolution and was blurry as fuck but that still brought in a mess of shits.

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 No.15781

File: e22f1ba96a45551⋯.webm (9.33 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Prey2Sample.webm)

File: 9b9dfbb469f6f34⋯.webm (4.52 MB,640x480,4:3,pery2sample2_640p_100k.webm)

>>15779

I'm expecting something in between these 2 in quality. Thing is, the original recording wasn't that great to begin with, so I may be underestimating video degradation. Video is ~1/6th of the way done downscaling. It will finish after I go to sleep. I think I found a command that will cut it into segments of equal length. Given that the lenth is 2:05:01, I'll just do 300second segments and cut out 1 second of credits because nobody cares. I'll do more shorter segments if the video is somehow too large, because I'm not downscaling it again (it's like a 2.5 hour process).

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 No.15782

File: cfa2a79e3a5cb64⋯.png (403.98 KB,958x377,958:377,solo_webm_conversion.webm_….png)

>>15781

If it works perfectly how I want it to work, still images should look like this. We'll see tomorrow.

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 No.15783

>>15781

The second one is just fine honestly, no need to go all out. Not like we need to see the shower scene in HD…

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 No.15785

>>15783

My only worry is any ADHD action scenes becoming unintelligible. I'm fairly confident it will work ok because I'm not fucking with the bitrate. Unless I should have cut it to 1/4 to match the resolution changes, in which case I've fucked up. Either way, will upload tomorrow. No chance of getting ambushed by work again.

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 No.15786

>>15765

I thought it was 16

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 No.15787

File: b81ef5632bd9857⋯.png (9.74 KB,381x89,381:89,sw_-_Soylo_Thread_Part_II_….png)

>>15786

Well, that settles that. Shouldn't affect things too much.

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 No.15794

File: 09fe9ac7a435cf4⋯.jpg (58.3 KB,480x360,4:3,frieza 5 minutes times mor….jpg)

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 No.15798

>>15771

>Ron Howard

Not Ron Howard, Kasdan's gay son who co-wrote the script.

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 No.15799

>>15763

How much space could you save by converting the audio to mono instead of bitcrushing it to shit?

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 No.15804

File: 32c06fbbddd06a6⋯.webm (15.17 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment0.webm)

The deed is done. 16 segments, 7.5 minutes each. ~15MB each (none exceeding limit. It should only take 16 posts (8chan is being picky about it), so I'll just put it in this thread. I don't imagine we need a new one at 50 replies. Quality managed to be ok, with a few action shots on the train being blurry pieces of shit, but it's viewable.

Segment 0 has an annoyingly loud ad at 3:30

The remainder of ads are silent and just float around the screen for a few seconds

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 No.15805

File: 0e8c9ce7ee708ba⋯.webm (14.13 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment1.webm)

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 No.15806

File: 2c08bf84b860b40⋯.webm (13.95 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment2.webm)

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 No.15807

File: bdf8f7bca44f000⋯.webm (14.01 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment3.webm)

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 No.15808

File: 427a825c7821723⋯.webm (14.25 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment4.webm)

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 No.15809

File: 32a186aa44e82be⋯.webm (14.84 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment5.webm)

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 No.15810

File: 96bf231cd271f46⋯.webm (15.09 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment6.webm)

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 No.15811

File: 4bd01699d6691b9⋯.webm (14.7 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment7.webm)

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 No.15812

File: b9cdfb2db7fff78⋯.webm (15.21 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment8.webm)

>>15811

Just noticed the little slider on the bottom is a little fucked up. At least it tells you how far you've gotten.

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 No.15813

File: 45690fdcc13cb94⋯.webm (14.83 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment9.webm)

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 No.15814

File: 9349d932b221a21⋯.webm (13.81 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment10.webm)

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 No.15815

File: 27c135002e5265b⋯.webm (14.24 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment11.webm)

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 No.15816

File: ea1d592c0d0aa47⋯.webm (14.28 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment12.webm)

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 No.15817

File: 5e94336440910f6⋯.webm (14.58 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment13.webm)

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 No.15818

File: d9e8a8f4556f496⋯.webm (14.98 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment14.webm)

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 No.15819

File: b17c47bf119c401⋯.png (8.08 KB,533x73,533:73,sw_-_Soylo_Thread_Part_II_….png)

>>15818

Nigger what?

I'll try to figure this out and get back with the last 2 pieces.

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 No.15820

>>15727

Opening Day (Thursday and Friday combined) looks like it's about $32 mil (55% less than RO's $71 mil). We're definitely looking at the lower bound of that 3-day estimate, the 4-day estimate is now around $110 mil. It's completely dead overseas.

Incidentally if you heard people touting the presales and saying shit like "It beat Black Panther," turns out that was pure spin. It only topped BP (and came below every other SW) during the first 24 hours, but not for overall presales. In other words, less people just happened to buy their tickets very fast. Watching news sites spin it positively, then scramble to cover their asses has been pretty fun.

>>15804

Nice work, anon.

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 No.15821

File: d2693cd03de1ece⋯.webm (15.01 MB,640x252,160:63,Segment15redux.webm)

>>15819

Okay, last 2 parts incoming

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 No.15822

>>15805

Good job, but I think you should've made a whole new thread for it.

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 No.15823

File: 52139c2ad9f9777⋯.webm (10.07 MB,640x252,160:63,Segment16redux.webm)

>>15821

THE END

Leave replies, please

What were your favorite parts? (lol)

Who was your favorite character? (lol)

What scene kept you on the edge of your seat with adrenaline-pumping blaster-action? (lol)

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 No.15824

File: 5884822ce610adc⋯.png (69.42 KB,199x391,199:391,Last thread.png)

>>15822

Yeah, I figured we were early enough into this one. Wouldn't want to kill off this badboy, now would I?

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 No.15825

>>15823

>What were your favorite parts?

Where the robot died.

>Who was your favorite character?

Aurra Sing who deserved better than a shitty namedrop that reveals that she died at the hands of a Disney loser.

>What scene kept you on the edge of your seat with adrenaline-pumping blaster-action?

The part during the movie where I dozed off near the end and dreamed about something better.

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 No.15830

>>15824

True, but the OP doesn't let anyone know they can watch the movie here.

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 No.15831

>>15830

I could upload it again in a new thread, then. What would you have me do?

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 No.15833

>>15831

Whatever you want to do man. Its not like I'm in charge here.

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 No.15836

File: 615a0986d12bb73⋯.jpg (20.3 KB,500x276,125:69,Farfalla (AOL) - You're a ….jpg)

>>15833

Are you in charge here?

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 No.15839

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 No.15840

File: 26631dd67a80a89⋯.jpg (300.21 KB,459x547,459:547,Chatter.jpg)

>>15811

>scissorpunch doesn't even have any lines

So much for what would've been the only amusing thing in this film.

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 No.15846

File: 5bb44aec58ad382⋯.png (95.83 KB,935x703,935:703,I'm in charge here! - Farf….png)

>>15833

>>15836

No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

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 No.15909

>>15805

>Stormtroops just kinda surround the aliens all over a women without trying to break it off.

>scene with totally not ebil nazis, stormtrooper edition with zero context.

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 No.15915

>>15807

>tries to get help AGAIN with people who betrayed him not 15 minutes ago

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 No.15956

Watched some of the new vids by SC Reviews & Geeks + Gamers, and for some reason they still think that SW can be fixed/saved as long as Kathleen Keenedy gets the boot.

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 No.15959

>>15956

You can't deny that it'd at least be a start. But the whole story team needs to be purged afterward.

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 No.15960

>>15956

Remember that both of them were fans to a religious extent. I'm one of those emotionally crippled fags and even I felt bad when Jeremy came to accept the horrible reality.

I might sound gay, but you can't blame them for having hope, regardless of how fickle or weak it sounds.

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 No.15961

>>15956

>>15959

Its a start but it won't help much. Marvel comics and the shitty new novels are pozzing up the universe with even more shallow writing and political soapboxing and the vidya scene for SW is damaged to fuck thanks to EA's greed. Even if by some miracle the story team, the novel fags like Wendig get the boot and Disney gives the comic rights back to Dark Horse, I doubt Disney will stop making shit movies because we'd still have shit directors and writers like Abrams and Rian simply because they were preferred in focus testing. Focus testing will never stop. George despite his flaws just did what he wanted regardless of formulated profit.

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 No.15962

>>15960

I remember when G+G guy did a reaction to his old TFA trailer reaction video. He used to be no better than the rest, now he sees the truth and he looks just as sad and hopeless as the rest of us. Its a tragedy really.

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 No.16009

>>15959

Firing Kennedy won't save Star Wars. The movies might get better, but, because they axed the EU, everything will inevitably fail at the premise.

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 No.16012

>>16009

Hey, a start is a start. Besides, her finally meeting failure will be justice.

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 No.16013

>>15956

"It's completely fucked and there's nothing we can do to save it" is waaaaay too bleak a message to accept.

Anyway, even if it can't make anything better, she still deserves to be fired.

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 No.16014

>>15959

No, you'd have to actually remover everything Disney has done from existence. And there's no way Disney will ever do that. Not to mention all the retard "fans" who are willingly eating this shit.

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 No.16015

>>16012

Justice at the very least against Kennedy, but Iger will just walk away triumphantly with a clear conscience.

>>16014

Exactly. The nu-EU has too many casual fantards in it for Diversity or because it was the first series of books they ever read that wasn't Harry Potter. And there's too many idiotic fans of Rey, Poe, Finn and Kylo to ever let those losers go, despite that Kylo and Rey are just knock offs of Jacen and Jaina Solo. To try and remove them would make those who do the act be labeled bigots and end their careers. Still I wonder if Camcost buys FOX and EPIV… What would that mean for the future of SW?

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 No.16036

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Your favorite autistic jewess has her review out.

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 No.16041

>>16036

This should tie us over until E;R gets off his lazy ass.

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 No.16045

>>16015

>The nu-EU has too many casual fantards in it for Diversity or because it was the first series of books they ever read that wasn't Harry Potter.

Do we know if these people by the books?

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 No.16046

>>16045

shit, I meant "buy"

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 No.16051

>>16045

>>16046

I imagine someone must be, otherwise how would Wendig get approved for authoring a second series? I read here that the Aftermath series sold rather well, maybe they just predicted interest far more realistically and ordered just enough inventory to meet demand.

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 No.16068

>>16051

It sold very well sadly especially since it was the first major SW novel release and basically a replacement for the Thrawn trilogy. Wendig also does a lot of obnoxious fan talks and even worked on a well known SW parody series on youtube.

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 No.16070

>>16068

>even worked on a well known SW parody series on youtube

Don't fucking remind me. I was actually enjoying myself watching those until the credits rolled.

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 No.16075

File: bef68b93af26e60⋯.png (538.47 KB,914x1028,457:514,chuck wendig.png)

File: ad765a60f15b50f⋯.png (87.61 KB,621x689,621:689,cuck_wendig.png)

>>16051

> how would Wendig get approved for authoring a second series

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 No.16079

File: 5695b67c8104004⋯.png (138.06 KB,628x652,157:163,Rebelled.png)

>>16075

>I am proud to be called the Rian Johnson of books

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 No.16082

>>16015

>Still I wonder if Camcost buys FOX and EPIV… What would that mean for the future of SW?

it just means that disney will be cucked out of owning the original film, that's literally the one thing fox still owns as of this moment i believe. i know disney was given the prequels and all subsequent shit as well as eu right off the bat, but fox initially kept the original trilogy rights, with empire and jedi being handed off over the years (i think empire just passed ownership and jedi is set for next year), but fox would always retain rights to 4 simply because it's their film.

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 No.16084

>>16015

>>16014

>>16013

>>16012

>>16009

>>15961

>>15959

>>15956

while we know the best thing to do is wipe all disney content, that's not realistic. the next best thing is to simply ignore the disney content thus far and either retcon it from existence or just expand into uncharted territory and focus on that, seeing as how disney is still riding the nostalgia bandwagon until it crashes full force.

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 No.16086

In other words stop making movies based around the main films/cast, focus on new original ideas and characters disconnected from the OT/EU or properly adapt pre-existing stories like they do with their marvel shit but with less annoying Whedon quips?

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 No.16092

>>16036

For some reason I want to stick my dick in that person and not be gentle about it

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 No.16094

>>16082

Interesting, I thought Fox just owned the distribution rights. Copyright law is a mess.

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 No.16097

File: 30eff19f346f111⋯.png (39.74 KB,187x252,187:252,30eff19f346f11136facb95467….png)

>>16092

Its because she looks like she wants it that way…

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 No.16101

>>16094

>Copyright law is a mess.

You've got that right.

Just look at Star Trek. Corporate splits and mergers left the rights to make Trek films owned by a different company than the rights to make Trek shows, and in order to keep canon straight they have to license everything from each other.

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 No.16103

>>16094

>I thought Fox just owned the distribution rights

let me put it this way, lucasfilm has a 4k restoration of the original film sitting in their archives waiting for release, but can't because fox still owns it.

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 No.16107

>>16103

Well, on the one hand I'd like to see that, on the other hand that's amusing because fuck Disney.

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 No.16109

File: b4bf36882f19713⋯.png (284.17 KB,386x640,193:320,NMP_MIH_eoh.png)

>>15956

>still think that SW can be fixed/saved

Not unless time travel or universal reset is involved.

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 No.16119

File: d80336a8b1b8c5b⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,4.29 MB,300x221,300:221,5b0a751f609ab321416684.gif)

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 No.16123

>>16075

Even on Twitter he doesn't write like a mature person.

All those sarcastic remarks that try to hide his anger…

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 No.16127

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 No.16128

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.16133

>>16075

Rian Wendig is a good thing to call both of them.

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 No.16136

>>16127

An amusingly autistic videomaker who hates what Disney's done. And looks cute while ranting about it.

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 No.16145

>Solo sales absolutely tanking

>might not make back the production costs, much less the printing and advertising

>total losses could easily be $300M+

I'm having a great weekend, how about you guys?

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 No.16147

>>16145

Same here. Good food for the body, good food for the soul to go with it.

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 No.16148

>>16145

Great weekend, especially with the revival of /pol/. I feel like a Hobbit of the Shire.

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 No.16150

>>16148

>revival of /pol/

What do you mean, exactly?

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 No.16151

>>16145

It would be nice if Kathleen got a public newspaper slap across the nose because of this.

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 No.16152

File: 3de70372ed6a27a⋯.png (314.31 KB,1410x1562,705:781,End of a Era.png)

>>16150

tl;dr the turk is dead.

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 No.16153

>>16150

They kicked out the cancer mods and made it a global board. Book threads, self-improvement threads, questioning trump, dissenting opinions, etc are now allowed, and you won't get banned for not having enough edginess in your posts.

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 No.16154

>>16153

>questioning Trump

So long as this doesn't go into the opposite extreme of shouting down any of his supporters, all is well.

>>16119

One hot piece of autism.

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 No.16156

This is basically a goon takeover of /pol/. Libertarian-left faggots will start posting there again.

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 No.16157

>>16156

So far it's better than it was before, actually. This coming from a NatSoc.

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 No.16158

>>16157

So far I’ve seen tons of communists crowing about ‘invading the hugbox.’ There is no point in going around in circles with people who believe in white privilege. This is fucking garbage now and it’s going to get worse. More or less this is goon infiltration winning again.

Of course retards are happy.

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 No.16159

>>16158

>communists crowing about ‘invading the hugbox.’

Let them try. I'm seeing a lot of /pol/acks floundering in debate so far, but already improving. The board will emerge stronger for the struggle. Anyways, we're getting off-topic.

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 No.16160

>>16159

>off-topic

Like I give a shit. This place is obviously a shithole and the pig farmer is a step away from taking over any board.

>floundering in debate

There is no point in debating communists. It’s a waste of fucking time. You can post the same shit and they will just come back

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 No.16161

>>16160

>the pig farmer is a step away from taking over any board.

The mods broke established sitewide rules. It was a fair ousting.

>There is no point in debating communists.

1.Convincing lurkers.

2.We've converted a fair few communists by engaging them.

>they will just come back

Then filter them.

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 No.16162

>>16161

>>16160

There is plenty of point. In addition to what he just said, there is training yourself and others to combat them. Lack of such testing will cause resolve and skill to become sluggish, brittle, and weak. I've seen what happens when /pol/acks grow weak, and I got second-hand embarrassment just from watching their defeat.

>this autism

You are celebrating your own weakness and inability to deal with a problem. Stop that.

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 No.16163

>>16162

Actually, I've been noticing the libertarians engaging commies on our behalf as well. I think the commies will be mostly routed within a couple weeks. At any rate, it's already better than watching two people scream "shill! Kike!" at each other for the ten billionth time.

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 No.16164

File: 0912c838576cbd6⋯.jpg (20.67 KB,540x637,540:637,a08.jpg)

>>16145

I'm so smug I've become swolo

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 No.16165

>>16163

Ha, all of that criticism was pointed at the Bakuraposter.

And gooood, about time we saw allies (pawns? whatever) pulling their weight, and people doing more than spew buzzwords to shut it down.

I will say, China's regime remains a bunch of brutal barbarians, but their people seem to have an improving taste.

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 No.16166

File: e43f48a26fd6c08⋯.png (368.35 KB,942x408,157:68,Solo_A_Star_Wars_Story (20….png)

File: d7172350b6c8a6c⋯.png (149.79 KB,1022x675,1022:675,Solo_A_Star_Wars_Story_-_M….png)

Anyways. Current state of the film on RT. Some of the positive reviews when it was first released literally looked procedurally generated, with segments of the review with 3 or 4 dialogue choices. These seem to just be retards.

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 No.16185

>>16163

I'm more concerned with the "smug anime girl/smug cartoons" posters from /co/ and /leftyweebpol/. Theyre almost worse than the commies since they usually love the fuck out of Disney and their critiques of Trump are the same old "tiny hands" and "blumpf" memes rather than actual critiques like his broken promises and foreign bombings bullshit. But I'd rather not continue discussing this since its getting off topic.

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 No.16186

>>16166

Dont forget the fact that some of those reviews are actually for Memepool 2 for whatever suspicious reason.

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 No.16187

Latest box office estimates for Solo are in, and they are worse than the most pessimistic predictions.

3 day total is at $83.3M

4 day total is at $101M

Reminder that only yesterday the 4 day estimate was $114M+

This almost certainly puts it bellow Justice League, which is considered to be a flop by many.

https://deadline.com/2018/05/solo-a-star-wars-weekend-box-office-1202397848/

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 No.16190

>>16185

>/co/ in charge of politics

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 No.16191

>>16190

The comic book anons are good people but the cartoonfags are no better than /leftypol/ these days. Sage for off topic.

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 No.16200

>>16187

At least JL did well overseas, Solo is going straight to hell.

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 No.16214

File: 90a7586868704f1⋯.png (66.32 KB,590x211,590:211,overseas sales.png)

>>16200

I can't believe China, Brazil, Mexico, Korea, etc are full of so many white supremacist nazis who hate women and pansexuals!

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 No.16217

>>16166

Now its at 59%. The shills are going all out. I also like how even the "positive" reviews are still negative about it.

>A flawed

>Of all the Star Wars-themed movies, this one is the closest to a Saturday afternoon serial/western. Don't expect more than that…

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 No.16220

>>16214

Who would have guessed that the rest of the world is less accepting and progressive than the highly progressive and accepting west? Fuck me it's almost as if when slavery was abolished it was westerners doing it or some crazy shit.

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 No.16221

SWEDEN NO

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 No.16225

File: 59305a6bca95834⋯.jpg (8.9 KB,289x120,289:120,Professor vs Sweden.jpg)

>>16214

>>16221

What the hell should I do?!

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 No.16233

>>16217

we'll see it drop again, the film's only jumped what, 2%?

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 No.16236

File: 1ef18027ba2883c⋯.png (358.97 KB,929x409,929:409,Solo_A_Star_Wars_Story (20….png)

File: 8f05a50164b0868⋯.png (161.15 KB,960x824,120:103,Solo_A_Star_Wars_Story_-_M….png)

File: 26526d5f4bf39ed⋯.png (275.45 KB,951x876,317:292,Solo_A_Star_Wars_Story_-_M….png)

The audience one is up to 60 (combo of rigging and "it was ok-5 stars", but on the plus side, top critics gives it a splatter now.

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 No.16238

>>16236

i'm hoping the 24% guy is gonna do another video.

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 No.16240

>>16233

Actually I'll make the unpopular bet and say it'll rise a tiny bit or level out soon. General audiences are going in with rock bottom expectations and coming out saying "it was average."

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 No.16257

>>16240

i think the last jedi set a massive paradigm shift on expectations for the casual audience. but solo is filled with so many tropes and cliches that stop it from being a good movie that the average film-goer is even like "the fuck man?"

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 No.16263

>>16257

Too bad the average California and New York film goers love tropes and cliches and they have higher populations than the rest of the states, and that's important since Solo is already dead overseas.

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 No.16267

>>16263

maybe they do in california, idk i haven't been there in a long time, but i currently live in jew york and apart from the city which is libtopia east, they actually do care about the quality of the movies sometimes. which is also somewhat ironic because i know a gay black man who even recognizes the disney movies are shit.

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 No.16268

File: 99470643a1a6c74⋯.png (671.87 KB,600x811,600:811,Roger Roger....png)

>>16267

>tfw live in the city until 2 years ago

It was painful there…

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 No.16281

>>16267

Everyone i know in California just pirates. Don't know about the ultra-progressives, though.

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 No.16289

>>15956

In the end Disney is the real problem. They are going to turn Star Wars into just another lame direct-to-DVD property.

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 No.16296

>>16075

>gaping soylacc mouth

>obviously plastic battleaxe and poorly groomed beard to make him look like a "manly viking."

>Beanie references 2000's internet humor

I wish I could make calling him "Cuck Wingding" catch on.

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 No.16352

>>16296

>soylacc

i smell memetic potential here

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 No.16357

>>16150

after the /pol/ mods put a wordfilter on nigger, a bunch of raids and mass banning happened. This got codemonkey pissed so he threw them out. So /intl/, purity-spiraling autists, and lefties flooded the board. Many claim they were oldfags, and started dumping cuckchan-level spergatry and #nevertrump autism now that the board was run by libertarians. Hopefully it calms down and it becomes better than the old board. Otherwise it's going to be hard to go against the son of the site's owner.

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 No.16358

>>16357

>/intl/, purity-spiraling autists, and lefties flooded the board

Imkampfy suppressed 2 years of shitposting, not even by the usual suspects but by genuine /pol/acks aswell. It was bound to sink into anarchy once nobody was there to hold down the lid anymore.

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 No.16360

>>16357

You miss the part where Codemonkey contacted Ikampfy, after getting flooded with emails and reports, asking him to maintain his board. Ikampfy then banned Codemonkey from the board, which caused him to throw Ikampfy out.

>>16358

>suppressed

Funny way of spelling "caused".

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 No.16372

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 No.16396

>>16360

yeah, guess I did.

>>16358

Eh, I remember there was still SOME shitposting that wasn't banned. Only "shilly" stuff like DUMPF.

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 No.16401

>>16372

Now this is a teaser poster. Unlike the crap they made for the film which were just designs they stole from other posters.

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 No.16415

File: ea08ca95f117706⋯.png (71.14 KB,284x248,71:62,Pando dominates.png)

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/solo_a_star_wars_story/

Now at 61% with a sudden increase of 1000 sudden new reviewers overnight. Wonder how hard they'll try to salvage this mess?

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 No.16420

>>16415

fortunately people go to youtube more for reviews than RT

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 No.16421

File: eda2c5c16dfba5c⋯.png (62.13 KB,600x846,100:141,Mikke.png)

>>16415

J-just what are you implying, t-trooper?

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 No.16425

File: 187bfe34841a928⋯.png (131.45 KB,345x261,115:87,DuckVader.png)

>>16421

Are you implying that we have a duck man on the inside (one of the mouse's own "friends" no less) and that we're being tipped off by him on all the shady business the mouse is up to? Absolutely preposterous!

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 No.16426

File: e080b074b8a0fa9⋯.jpg (36.45 KB,446x367,446:367,1493088491492.jpg)

>>16190

>>16185

>>16191

8/co/ used to be great, then things went quiet for awhile. Did the BO and his vols suffer a coup? Anyway, afterwards the quality went down and it's not as good anymore. This is one reason why I still dislike Codemonkey and his now that I think about it, he might be doing this out of mere laziness "hands-off" approach. Even if it falls more in-line with Hotwheel's ideals, it doesn't change the fact that it's a terrible idea. Hate m00tykins the Fag and his traitorous Jewry, but "monarchism" > "democracy".

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 No.16428

>>16152

I shit, I completely forgot about fagggettts/doorways. Why didn't he mention GEX though?

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 No.16430

>>16152

Not to mention that one fag who posted time stamp proof that he worked in Trump Tower.

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 No.16431

>>16428

What about GEX? I've heard of the guy and watched some of his stuff, seemed good.

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 No.16432

>>16426

/co/ really fell into a sorry state. Only remotely decent cartoon thread they've had in ages is the Thundercats one, but that's something you can do on /tv/ now since they are (surprisingly) better for discussing cartoons these days. Other than that, only comics threads are still worth a damn, but cartoon anons just fuck it up.

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 No.16435

File: c4eaba3e78633b8⋯.gif (45.51 KB,225x225,1:1,The Cuckening Robot.gif)

>>16431

I can't remember shit, but I'm pretty sure he was BO for a little while. You remember that on anti-migrant video that went viral before it was shoah'd by Perturbator because "muh politics", even though he (supposedly) allowed left-wing political videos to use his music? He made that. I specifically remember people, myself included, getting upset over the "8chan /pol/" plastered on it.

>>16432

>cartoon anons

Stop. Just "nu-anons", as I said, they were fine a long time ago. Also, I've heard that 4/tv/ is better now, is that true? I've checked some of the more quiet boards on 4chan somewhat recently and they're not so bad really. I mean, compared to our boards.

>inb4 "go back"

They say this to anons who mention this place which is still censored, kek as well. Really, this place feels a lot like 4chan before I left for good back in early 2015.

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 No.16437

File: 5b4c466c6e34078⋯.png (158.93 KB,1050x741,350:247,REDDIT.png)

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 No.16438

>>16152

Supposedly attempted an heroes after the Tumblr-4chan Independence Day War also forced m00t's hand.

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 No.16440

File: c7350d3c0edd665⋯.png (Spoiler Image,70.24 KB,147x254,147:254,1524439368467.png)

>>16435

>still censored

Is saying 'fullchan' censored too? Anyway only board over there I still visit is /a/ which is infinitely better than our garbage /a/ with its ban-happy mod. They're even less tumblr-esque than our /a/.

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 No.16441

File: 1e4fea85b4a1569⋯.png (311.4 KB,800x734,400:367,profligate.png)

>>16440

Our /a/ isn't absolutely garbage. Try lurking for awhile and you'll see what I mean to call it tumblr is not entirely accurate at all, for instance; have some introspection—if you haven't really gone somewhere, don't make claims as facts, lest others get the wrong idea and spread falsehoods. Nevertheless, I will try out 4chan's /a/.

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 No.16445

>>16441

<try our /a/

>rule obsessed board that gives multiple day bans for the most trivial of shit

>even something as simple as forgetting periods or forgetting to spoil tits

>anon that gets banned also gets his most recent posts deleted even if they had periods

Theres a reason anons have tried to make /a/ replacements so often.

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 No.16448

File: 7deb21b6636d83f⋯.webm (12.93 MB,1280x720,16:9,animu mod meltdown.webm)

>>16441

Then don't make the claim that I haven't gone there since I've had to put up with 8/a/'s shit for years before /animu/ came along, and that quickly got fucked too thanks to the Kirino bullshit. And 8/a/ is tumblresque in that the mod there is a trigger happy bitch who wants to keep his safespace clean by any means and is no better than the ban-happy hacks who were in charge of /pol/ and /leftypol/. There's a reason why its basically fallen into a no-man's land of low activity. Only consistently good thing about 8/a/ is the webm threads.

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 No.16450

>>16435

>>16437

>>16440

>>16441

>>16445

>>16448

Way to derail the thread guys.

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 No.16451

>halfchan swco and swg in full shill defense mode

Shit's giving me secondhand embarrassment just watching it.

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 No.16453

File: e75d98b8b6b54e8⋯.png (370.9 KB,350x636,175:318,Whatsgoinoninthisthread.png)

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 No.16458

>>16451

really? at least half tv bashes it

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 No.16484

>>16458

T bashes it and Disney in general as much as we do but g and co are deep in denial. It's gotten to the point where they're blaming low audience scores on bots and online criticism as being a coordinated /pol/ campaign.

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 No.16487

>>16458

>>16484

4chan is reddit. Their opinions don't matter.

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 No.16488

>>16441

8/a/ is complete cancer. Hotpocket there is the worst type of moderator imaginable.

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 No.16490

>>16163

I just came back from there and it honestly doesn't seem any different. In fact it seems worse. "Shill/Kike" seems to be a substitute for any actual argument, everyone is acting like a paranoid schizo lunatic and talking about hiding in the woods and abandoning electricity, and its filled to the brim with commies and socialists who happen to be racist. The only remotely decent thread is the book thread, but most of it is just shitposting. Its still just as retarded honestly, except with less needless word filters.

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 No.16491

>>16484

4/co/ has been pretty schizophrenic with their heads shoved way too far up their own assholes for years now. Its basically the tumblr imageboard. As for, /g/, well its just a sad state of affairs to see it like that…

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 No.16521

>>16435

>Also, I've heard that 4/tv/ is better now, is that true?

not at all, half/tv/ is reddit jr. full/tv/ may be a steaming pile of shit but it won't cuck to pleb taste.

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 No.16527

>>16488

Check out the 4chan Star Wars general thread and you'll see how bad it's become.

>Damn dude why is the empire so stupid now

>LISTEN HERE YOU PROBLEMATIC RACIST HITLERITE SEXIST

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 No.16528

>>16527

pretty sure it's just ironic shitposting

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 No.16529

>>16528

Some, but not all.

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 No.16530

File: 78a514c3e25fe21⋯.jpg (43.22 KB,471x532,471:532,78a514c3e25fe2112e2732d086….jpg)

>>16097

Practically all of them do.

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 No.16816

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 No.16821

File: 7d369e3289f1272⋯.jpg (54.95 KB,333x500,333:500,Rex Nihilo-Out of the Soyl….jpg)

>>15656

>tfw a Star Wars parody of C3PO was a better femme droid protagonist than an actual Star Wars character

The mind reels.

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 No.16863

>>16821

Is that book good?

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 No.23179

File: 272ecdaf5e6c22a⋯.jpg (46.26 KB,306x513,34:57,272ecdaf5e6c22ae6172c93507….jpg)

I finally got around to watching this along with a group of friends. It was worse than I had been led to believe. Multiple people had told me that this was a good Star Wars heist film. They were clearly lying. The only good part of the movie was the last five minutes. Outside of that, almost every character was forgettable and every plot point was contrived. The music was the worst I've ever heard in a Star Wars movie.

Normally I would have enjoyed the scenes portraying life at the front as an Imperial Army soldier. The costuming and environments in those were pretty good. However the writing was fucking atrocious and nonsensical, so even that scene was ruined too.

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 No.23184

>>23179

it stopped being a heist movie when ron howard took over

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 No.23186

File: 54491a431f134f1⋯.jpg (25.43 KB,593x329,593:329,too angry to die.jpg)

>>23179

>The only good part of the movie was the last five minutes.

You mean the umpteenth Metroid rip-off scene in cinema? Or the unbelievably bad Darth Maul cameo?

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 No.23203

File: 1a25e16c04eb1db⋯.jpg (381.82 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1a25e16c04eb1db199f1ffdedb….jpg)

>>23186

I probably misused the phrase "good part" here - I meant it subjectively when compared with the rest of the movie. I was referring to the betrayals and the final standoff between Han and Beckett on the beach. Those were the only things that felt okay on a conceptual level. It had somewhat of a noir genre flavor to it and I wish the rest of the movie had mimicked that sort of tone. I feel like that would have been more appropriate.

As for Maul, honestly I never cared for him anyway and I think he exists for pure fanwankery purposes. His appearance felt shoehorned in the same way that Vader's did in Rogue One.

On a slightly related note, this movie had way too many fucking references in it. With this being the fourth Star Wars movie that Disney has released, I would have thought they would be okay toning down on the references a little bit. Instead they doubled down on them. It was annoying before but now it's just fucking tiresome, like a migraine that won't stop.

The entire sideplot with the proto-rebellion that was led by Magical Mixed Race Female was fucking stupid and should have been left out. Like everything else in Solo, both she and her faction were poorly explained and I was never sure if I should care about them or not. At first they seemed like a dangerous group of bandits, but the moment she removed her helmet and revealed herself as an ugly-as-fuck mystery-meat girl with a permanently confused look on her face, all I could do was wonder why the marauders were ever considered dangerous in the first place.

>>23184

My understanding is that it was never a heist movie. Before Howard got it, it was a slapstick comedy written by the Lego Movie people. Howard tried to take that and turn it into a generic action flick. The end result is a meandering mess that doesn't understand the tone it's trying to set.

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 No.23213

>>23203

it was a satire movie while using a heist as the plot to drive shit forward.

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 No.23301

>>16487

4chan has been overrun with shills and literal children for at least a decade now.

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 No.23302

>>23179

>last five minutes were good

???

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 No.23304

>>23213

>they were going to make a satire movie with the actual IP

Morons.

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 No.23305

It's the worst movie yet and that's saying something. It was parody level fake star wars gone too far.

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 No.23316

>>23305

TLJ is still worse.

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 No.23317

File: 4526458dfa1a550⋯.jpg (49.26 KB,600x315,40:21,cd536e9dea06f4c42a780d9f55….jpg)

I gotta agree. VIII is worse no doubt. Though, Solo was pretty pointless. It's a mess, you can clearly tell they want to make it into a trilogy considering Han at the end of the movie is nothing like the Han we knew in IV. Just plain typical mediocrity. I'm glad most share the sentiment and I'm glad they're gonna slow the fuck down with these bland and worthless spin offs.

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 No.23319

>>23305

as bad as soylo was it still didn't destroy shit the same way 8 did. the way the disney flicks are right now, i'd rate them in this order

rogue one

farce engorges

soylo

last jedi

>>23304

normally yes, but lord & miller work in a weird way that ends up delivering a competent feature, but because kennedy didn't like their vision they were canned.

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 No.23323

>>23317

I think mediocre is the best word to describe Soylo. if it were a generic sci-fi romp without the Star Wars brand stamped on it, it would be an ok but forgettable flick. as part of the Star Wars anthology, it does not fit, which is the reason for the harshest criticisms imo.

while it's a mess of a film that should've been canceled, the crown of awfulness shall not be usurped from The Last Jedi.

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 No.23333

File: f18c51fb6fbcd99⋯.gif (2.9 MB,200x200,1:1,f18c51fb6fbcd99b382a599b5a….gif)

>>23302

When I say it was 'good' I just mean that it the ending had potential. Sadly it wasn't realized.

I conceptually enjoyed the double-double cross and Han being forced to face down his mentor.

The problem is that the movie didn't effectively set up this scene. There was no hint that the fuel could be "faked" and there wasn't enough character development for the viewer to actually care about anybody, Han included. There also wasn't enough decent interaction between Han and Beckett so the emotional impact that should have been there just wasn't.

Also the Darth Maul reveal was retarded.

>>23316

I agree. I would rank the Disney movies as follows:

1. Rogue One

2. TFA

3. Solo

4. TLJ

Of course, ranking aside, all of these are complete garbage that completely disrespect the entire Star Wars IP and I would never recommend them to anyone.

>>23323

Initially I thought the same thing, but now I'm not so sure. The writing is just too bad for it to be "just okay", even without the Star Wars label. Too much of the movie just doesn't make sense, the characters behave in bizarre ways, and the pacing is just awful.

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 No.23341

>>23316

No it isn't normalfag

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 No.23354

>>23341

just because something is obvious doesn't mean it's not true. everyone (with a working brain) says TLJ is terrible because it really is.

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