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Cuz the last one reached the bump limit.
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No.16401
>>16372
Now this is a teaser poster. Unlike the crap they made for the film which were just designs they stole from other posters.
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No.16415
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/solo_a_star_wars_story/
Now at 61% with a sudden increase of 1000 sudden new reviewers overnight. Wonder how hard they'll try to salvage this mess?
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No.16420
>>16415
fortunately people go to youtube more for reviews than RT
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No.16421
>>16415
J-just what are you implying, t-trooper?
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No.16425
>>16421
Are you implying that we have a duck man on the inside (one of the mouse's own "friends" no less) and that we're being tipped off by him on all the shady business the mouse is up to? Absolutely preposterous!
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No.16426
>>16190
>>16185
>>16191
8/co/ used to be great, then things went quiet for awhile. Did the BO and his vols suffer a coup? Anyway, afterwards the quality went down and it's not as good anymore. This is one reason why I still dislike Codemonkey and his now that I think about it, he might be doing this out of mere laziness "hands-off" approach. Even if it falls more in-line with Hotwheel's ideals, it doesn't change the fact that it's a terrible idea. Hate m00tykins the Fag and his traitorous Jewry, but "monarchism" > "democracy".
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No.16428
>>16152
I shit, I completely forgot about fagggettts/doorways. Why didn't he mention GEX though?
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No.16430
>>16152
Not to mention that one fag who posted time stamp proof that he worked in Trump Tower.
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No.16431
>>16428
What about GEX? I've heard of the guy and watched some of his stuff, seemed good.
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No.16432
>>16426
/co/ really fell into a sorry state. Only remotely decent cartoon thread they've had in ages is the Thundercats one, but that's something you can do on /tv/ now since they are (surprisingly) better for discussing cartoons these days. Other than that, only comics threads are still worth a damn, but cartoon anons just fuck it up.
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No.16435
>>16431
I can't remember shit, but I'm pretty sure he was BO for a little while. You remember that on anti-migrant video that went viral before it was shoah'd by Perturbator because "muh politics", even though he (supposedly) allowed left-wing political videos to use his music? He made that. I specifically remember people, myself included, getting upset over the "8chan /pol/" plastered on it.
>>16432
>cartoon anons
Stop. Just "nu-anons", as I said, they were fine a long time ago. Also, I've heard that 4/tv/ is better now, is that true? I've checked some of the more quiet boards on 4chan somewhat recently and they're not so bad really. I mean, compared to our boards.
>inb4 "go back"
They say this to anons who mention this place which is still censored, kek as well. Really, this place feels a lot like 4chan before I left for good back in early 2015.
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No.16437
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No.16438
>>16152
Supposedly attempted an heroes after the Tumblr-4chan Independence Day War also forced m00t's hand.
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No.16440
>>16435
>still censored
Is saying 'fullchan' censored too? Anyway only board over there I still visit is /a/ which is infinitely better than our garbage /a/ with its ban-happy mod. They're even less tumblr-esque than our /a/.
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No.16441
>>16440
Our /a/ isn't absolutely garbage. Try lurking for awhile and you'll see what I mean to call it tumblr is not entirely accurate at all, for instance; have some introspection—if you haven't really gone somewhere, don't make claims as facts, lest others get the wrong idea and spread falsehoods. Nevertheless, I will try out 4chan's /a/.
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No.16445
>>16441
<try our /a/
>rule obsessed board that gives multiple day bans for the most trivial of shit
>even something as simple as forgetting periods or forgetting to spoil tits
>anon that gets banned also gets his most recent posts deleted even if they had periods
Theres a reason anons have tried to make /a/ replacements so often.
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No.16448
>>16441
Then don't make the claim that I haven't gone there since I've had to put up with 8/a/'s shit for years before /animu/ came along, and that quickly got fucked too thanks to the Kirino bullshit. And 8/a/ is tumblresque in that the mod there is a trigger happy bitch who wants to keep his safespace clean by any means and is no better than the ban-happy hacks who were in charge of /pol/ and /leftypol/. There's a reason why its basically fallen into a no-man's land of low activity. Only consistently good thing about 8/a/ is the webm threads.
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No.16450
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No.16451
>halfchan swco and swg in full shill defense mode
Shit's giving me secondhand embarrassment just watching it.
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No.16453
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No.16458
>>16451
really? at least half tv bashes it
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No.16484
>>16458
T bashes it and Disney in general as much as we do but g and co are deep in denial. It's gotten to the point where they're blaming low audience scores on bots and online criticism as being a coordinated /pol/ campaign.
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No.16487
>>16458
>>16484
4chan is reddit. Their opinions don't matter.
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No.16488
>>16441
8/a/ is complete cancer. Hotpocket there is the worst type of moderator imaginable.
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No.16490
>>16163
I just came back from there and it honestly doesn't seem any different. In fact it seems worse. "Shill/Kike" seems to be a substitute for any actual argument, everyone is acting like a paranoid schizo lunatic and talking about hiding in the woods and abandoning electricity, and its filled to the brim with commies and socialists who happen to be racist. The only remotely decent thread is the book thread, but most of it is just shitposting. Its still just as retarded honestly, except with less needless word filters.
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No.16491
>>16484
4/co/ has been pretty schizophrenic with their heads shoved way too far up their own assholes for years now. Its basically the tumblr imageboard. As for, /g/, well its just a sad state of affairs to see it like that…
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No.16521
>>16435
>Also, I've heard that 4/tv/ is better now, is that true?
not at all, half/tv/ is reddit jr. full/tv/ may be a steaming pile of shit but it won't cuck to pleb taste.
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No.16527
>>16488
Check out the 4chan Star Wars general thread and you'll see how bad it's become.
>Damn dude why is the empire so stupid now
>LISTEN HERE YOU PROBLEMATIC RACIST HITLERITE SEXIST
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No.16528
>>16527
pretty sure it's just ironic shitposting
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No.16529
>>16528
Some, but not all.
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No.16530
>>16097
Practically all of them do.
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No.16816
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No.16821
>>15656
>tfw a Star Wars parody of C3PO was a better femme droid protagonist than an actual Star Wars character
The mind reels.
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No.16863
>>16821
Is that book good?
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No.23179
I finally got around to watching this along with a group of friends. It was worse than I had been led to believe. Multiple people had told me that this was a good Star Wars heist film. They were clearly lying. The only good part of the movie was the last five minutes. Outside of that, almost every character was forgettable and every plot point was contrived. The music was the worst I've ever heard in a Star Wars movie.
Normally I would have enjoyed the scenes portraying life at the front as an Imperial Army soldier. The costuming and environments in those were pretty good. However the writing was fucking atrocious and nonsensical, so even that scene was ruined too.
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No.23184
>>23179
it stopped being a heist movie when ron howard took over
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No.23186
>>23179
>The only good part of the movie was the last five minutes.
You mean the umpteenth Metroid rip-off scene in cinema? Or the unbelievably bad Darth Maul cameo?
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No.23203
>>23186
I probably misused the phrase "good part" here - I meant it subjectively when compared with the rest of the movie. I was referring to the betrayals and the final standoff between Han and Beckett on the beach. Those were the only things that felt okay on a conceptual level. It had somewhat of a noir genre flavor to it and I wish the rest of the movie had mimicked that sort of tone. I feel like that would have been more appropriate.
As for Maul, honestly I never cared for him anyway and I think he exists for pure fanwankery purposes. His appearance felt shoehorned in the same way that Vader's did in Rogue One.
On a slightly related note, this movie had way too many fucking references in it. With this being the fourth Star Wars movie that Disney has released, I would have thought they would be okay toning down on the references a little bit. Instead they doubled down on them. It was annoying before but now it's just fucking tiresome, like a migraine that won't stop.
The entire sideplot with the proto-rebellion that was led by Magical Mixed Race Female was fucking stupid and should have been left out. Like everything else in Solo, both she and her faction were poorly explained and I was never sure if I should care about them or not. At first they seemed like a dangerous group of bandits, but the moment she removed her helmet and revealed herself as an ugly-as-fuck mystery-meat girl with a permanently confused look on her face, all I could do was wonder why the marauders were ever considered dangerous in the first place.
>>23184
My understanding is that it was never a heist movie. Before Howard got it, it was a slapstick comedy written by the Lego Movie people. Howard tried to take that and turn it into a generic action flick. The end result is a meandering mess that doesn't understand the tone it's trying to set.
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No.23213
>>23203
it was a satire movie while using a heist as the plot to drive shit forward.
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No.23301
>>16487
4chan has been overrun with shills and literal children for at least a decade now.
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No.23302
>>23179
>last five minutes were good
???
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No.23304
>>23213
>they were going to make a satire movie with the actual IP
Morons.
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No.23305
It's the worst movie yet and that's saying something. It was parody level fake star wars gone too far.
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No.23316
>>23305
TLJ is still worse.
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No.23317
I gotta agree. VIII is worse no doubt. Though, Solo was pretty pointless. It's a mess, you can clearly tell they want to make it into a trilogy considering Han at the end of the movie is nothing like the Han we knew in IV. Just plain typical mediocrity. I'm glad most share the sentiment and I'm glad they're gonna slow the fuck down with these bland and worthless spin offs.
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No.23319
>>23305
as bad as soylo was it still didn't destroy shit the same way 8 did. the way the disney flicks are right now, i'd rate them in this order
rogue one
farce engorges
soylo
last jedi
>>23304
normally yes, but lord & miller work in a weird way that ends up delivering a competent feature, but because kennedy didn't like their vision they were canned.
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No.23323
>>23317
I think mediocre is the best word to describe Soylo. if it were a generic sci-fi romp without the Star Wars brand stamped on it, it would be an ok but forgettable flick. as part of the Star Wars anthology, it does not fit, which is the reason for the harshest criticisms imo.
while it's a mess of a film that should've been canceled, the crown of awfulness shall not be usurped from The Last Jedi.
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No.23333
>>23302
When I say it was 'good' I just mean that it the ending had potential. Sadly it wasn't realized.
I conceptually enjoyed the double-double cross and Han being forced to face down his mentor.
The problem is that the movie didn't effectively set up this scene. There was no hint that the fuel could be "faked" and there wasn't enough character development for the viewer to actually care about anybody, Han included. There also wasn't enough decent interaction between Han and Beckett so the emotional impact that should have been there just wasn't.
Also the Darth Maul reveal was retarded.
>>23316
I agree. I would rank the Disney movies as follows:
1. Rogue One
2. TFA
3. Solo
4. TLJ
Of course, ranking aside, all of these are complete garbage that completely disrespect the entire Star Wars IP and I would never recommend them to anyone.
>>23323
Initially I thought the same thing, but now I'm not so sure. The writing is just too bad for it to be "just okay", even without the Star Wars label. Too much of the movie just doesn't make sense, the characters behave in bizarre ways, and the pacing is just awful.
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No.23341
>>23316
No it isn't normalfag
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No.23354
>>23341
just because something is obvious doesn't mean it's not true. everyone (with a working brain) says TLJ is terrible because it really is.
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