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File: 173d6ab6445482b⋯.jpg (42.93 KB,500x500,1:1,Solo-A-Star-Wars-Story.jpg)

 No.15837 [Last50 Posts]

Watch and comment as you go. We'll be working through Soylo in 17 chunks.

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 No.15838

File: 32c06fbbddd06a6⋯.webm (15.17 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment0.webm)

Segment 0 has an annoyingly loud ad at 3:30, the remainder of ads in this are silent.

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 No.15841

File: 0e8c9ce7ee708ba⋯.webm (14.13 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment1.webm)

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 No.15843

File: 2c08bf84b860b40⋯.webm (13.95 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment2.webm)

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 No.15844

File: bdf8f7bca44f000⋯.webm (14.01 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment3.webm)

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 No.15845

File: 427a825c7821723⋯.webm (14.25 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment4.webm)

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 No.15847

File: 32a186aa44e82be⋯.webm (14.84 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment5.webm)

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 No.15848

File: 96bf231cd271f46⋯.webm (15.09 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment6.webm)

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 No.15849

File: 4bd01699d6691b9⋯.webm (14.7 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment7.webm)

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 No.15851

File: b9cdfb2db7fff78⋯.webm (15.21 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment8.webm)

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 No.15852

File: ac827388746f424⋯.jpg (17.23 KB,250x256,125:128,1298714-boonda.jpg)

>>15837

Nice work trooper. Stickied and featured at the top.

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 No.15853

File: 45690fdcc13cb94⋯.webm (14.83 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment9.webm)

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 No.15854

>>15852

THANK THE MAKER

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 No.15856

File: 9349d932b221a21⋯.webm (13.81 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment10.webm)

>>15853

>>15852

I'm honored, your grace.

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 No.15858

File: 27c135002e5265b⋯.webm (14.24 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment11.webm)

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 No.15859

File: ea1d592c0d0aa47⋯.webm (14.28 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment12.webm)

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 No.15861

File: 5e94336440910f6⋯.webm (14.58 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment13.webm)

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 No.15863

File: d9e8a8f4556f496⋯.webm (14.98 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment14.webm)

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 No.15864

File: d2693cd03de1ece⋯.webm (15.01 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment15redux.webm)

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 No.15866

File: 52139c2ad9f9777⋯.webm (10.07 MB,640x252,160:63,SoloSegment16redux.webm)

>>15864

THE END

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 No.15870

File: 1b1f70e1c2602e6⋯.gif (495.05 KB,500x375,4:3,costanza-popcorn-machine.gif)

Oh joy, now I can torture myself for the next 2 hours

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 No.15872

>>15837

I'm sorry anon, you put so much work into this but I don't think I have it in me to even finish watching the first webm.

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 No.15873

>>15872

The first one is really dark, so it's just hard to see. The visuals get more passable afterwards.

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 No.15875

>>15873

I don't mind the quality mate. It looks better than the TLJ uploads on /tv/. Its just painful to keep watching this mess as the story falls down a deeper spiral of decline.

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 No.15877

>>15875

Oh, yeah. It really kicks into high-gear failure once L3 shows up. The first third of the film was merely "meh."

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 No.15879

>>15873

Oh it's not about the visual quality, you did fine there. I just can't bear to watch some nobody pretending to be Han Solo.

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 No.15881

>>15879

It doesn't help that his acting is absolute dog shit too.

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 No.15882

>>15877

Pretty much my thought on it. First third is like okay and meh and it actually feels a bit like they borrowed a bit from the lore despite the fact that its obvious they just skimmed through wookieepedia, which the fucks who made this movie even admitted to.

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 No.15883

>>15882

>just skimmed through wookieepedia

What I don't get is how you can be that lazy when reading through the lore is actually entertaining for so many people. It's not like we were paid to read the books.

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 No.15888

File: a1347dff4219be7⋯.png (619.39 KB,798x666,133:111,000000000.png)

>>15883

Like didn't you get the memo dude? Reading books is old school! Unless its Harry Potter! #YOLO has no time to waste on books! **End this suffering.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud-Riders

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 No.15889

>>15883

Lazy skimming is about the worst way to handle it too.

Even when the filmmaker absolutely hates the source material it can still at least make for a memeworthy end product (e.g. Starship Troopers)

But lazy skimming just makes for crap.

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 No.15890

>>15881

I don't even have much hate for the guy (as far as I know he hasn't been giving retarded interviews about "The Force is Female" or whatever) but I'm absolutely pissed at the casting choice. The dude is clearly in over his head and everyone can see they weren't even trying to get someone who looks like Ford.

>>15883

The impression I get from a lot of the "creatives" running SW is they're the types who are too self-conscious to ever display a real interest in anything. Holding sincere love for the series is uncool, knowing too much about the world is embarrassing. Much safer for the fragile ego to do everything "ironically" then retreat under "I didn't really care, you're so lame for caring!" whenever they face criticism.

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 No.15891

File: 538ff9ca40c1d53⋯.jpg (114.9 KB,736x1100,184:275,Those dubs were so artisti….jpg)

>>15888 (checked)

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 No.15892

>>15890

I don't hate the guy personally. I hate his acting.

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 No.15893

>>15892

he's not even a bad actor, he's just a bad choice for han

so far this film is generic crap, literally han solo origins

>the name

>the sidekick

>even the gun

it's passable trash and currently somewhat better than the last jedi but really not by much.

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 No.15897

>>15893

I don't know. His acting seems very bland and lifeless. Like every line is delivered with indifference or little to no emotion. Anyway, the film overall is generic as fuck.

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 No.15900

>>15892

That must be such a shitty position to be in for him. Imagine being some young, unestablished actor and they tell you you get to be the new Han motherfucking Solo. You could never turn that down, but your skills are not up to par, the script is crap, and no one even wanted this movie in the first place. It's a once-in-a-lifetime role, but you simply don't have the ability to live up to it.

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 No.15902

>>15897

that's what i'm saying, any trace of the han we know and love is completely absent here. but if you're not convinced he's got some acting chops, watch hail caesar!

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 No.15903

>>15902

>any trace of the han we know and love is completely absent here

i forgot to add that it became evident when they had the camera focus on the gold dice.

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 No.15906

>>15893

It really is a painful exercise in box-checking references from the OT. Disney could have picked anything, but instead they restricted themselves to the most pre-defined elements they could with Solo. Hell, they keep talking about shit that happened in the 3 years we skipped. Let's see that! Let's watch this rogue struggle as the academy tries to push conformity on him, keeping him around because of his talents. We could watch his slow growing distaste as he goes from a trainee to imperial soldier, eventually getting fed up on Kashyyk with the wookiee slaves thing. This isn't restricted at all in disney canon.

Instead we get his change-of-heart when he finds out that *shock!* the crime lord he's working for, is evil!

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 No.15908

>>15903

>the dice

When have those little useless pieces of gold ever been relevant or important?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Han%27s_dice

They were just minor cameo pieces.

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 No.15910

>>15908

>Han wins the falcon with these sabaac dice

But sabaac is played with cards in Solo, not dice? Did I miss them getting used?

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 No.15912

>>15910

>dice may be used to simulate the shifting of card values

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Crisis_on_Cloud_City

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 No.15914

>>15910

>>15908

Just rewatched the match where he wins the Falcon. No dice (unless my eyes deceive me)! Way to go, writing team. The one weird thing they obsess over and they fuck it up.

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 No.15918

>>15914

So the dice they hype up so much as an important part of his life in the new Disney lore actually plays no role in anything. Way to fucking go KK.

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 No.15926

File: ec67e6c74935a0a⋯.png (154.24 KB,383x248,383:248,Humm.png)

>tfw were about to pass /cuteboys/ and /egy/ in PPH and Active ISPs

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 No.15927

I thought they forced the lead actor into additional training to fix his wooden performance. Instead he's still incapable of throwing around emotion. You know, act. He can't act. At all. Is this Spielberg's revenge on Lucas somehow?

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 No.15928

>>15927

Spielberg's revenge was telling George to pick Kennedy then telling him and Disney to pick Abrams. Everyone likes to blame Kennedy for everything, but almost everything leads back to Spielberg. Did he have something against George or SW? I know the guy is an ass but I thought he at least had some level of minute friendliness with George.

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 No.15932

Something's wrong, other than the overall quality of the movie; all the sergments begin at half or further instead of 0:00

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 No.15933

>>15932

Yeah, I don't know why it does that. I had to fix it in the last 2 parts by re-encoding the files into themselves again, but it's a slow and painful process. On the plus side, I can do this without fuckups on day one when Ep IX comes out!

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 No.15934

>>15928

Spielberg was also responsible for the selection of the main actor in Solo based off meeting him informally at a party.

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 No.15936

>>15934

Seriously, what the fuck is Spielberg up to? Why is he suddenly the one Disney is listening to for this bs rather than George? And why was George always so subservient to him? This is just twisted. He has more influence in Disney Wars then Kennedy who is basically his puppet through her husband.

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 No.15937

>>15934

>party

Don't be afraid to speak in specifics. He met him at a Bat Mitzvah.

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 No.15938

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>15937

>>15934

Makes me wish Spielberg had gone down with his buddy Weinstein.

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 No.15948

File: 601da6dc6f609ba⋯.jpg (567.01 KB,2750x2750,1:1,came for an insult.jpg)

>>15847

>trains with no repulsorlitfs

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 No.15951

>can't even be bothered to watch soylo when it's free and put right in front of me

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 No.15953

Would you faggots say this one is worst than Rogue One? I actually liked that one for how self-contained it is aside the whole plan to destroy the Death Star.

>>15893

This. Who gives a shit about the origin of Han Solo's name? I mean, jesus, an origin story just sound like a bad fucking idea. It would have been better if it was a Han Solo story that alludes to his origins, not when he started. Something like what the latest Pirates of the Caribbean was.

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 No.15954

>>15953

Rogue One would've been far better as a standalone film with connection to IV and without the Death Star shit. It should've just been about a group of rebels doing their part to help in the war effort and doing something of their own unique accord like freeing a planet. I also recall someone saying that Han Solo was not his real name during pre-production.

>>15951

Says a lot about the way Disney is handling this literal trainwreck.

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 No.15955

>>15954

>as a standalone film with NO connection to IV

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 No.15957

File: b6e83240a27ada7⋯.mp4 (672.87 KB,640x320,2:1,Alden, the actor.mp4)

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 No.15963

File: a3b6215d21839b1⋯.jpg (135.53 KB,850x996,425:498,__ryouko_tenchi_muyou_draw….jpg)

>>15957

That's so bad its almost sad. A shame. Guy might've gone farther if he hadn't trusted Disney.

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 No.15965

File: 70414f86ccf122b⋯.jpg (170.89 KB,690x1200,23:40,READ says Yoda.jpg)

>tfw we're now in the top 20 boards and above those /cuteboys/ faggots

All is right with the world.

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 No.15967

File: d9f0c233a5a12ef⋯.png (189.53 KB,533x400,533:400,1451574178039-1.png)

>>15848

>four white characters in a room by themselves deciding how the plot will progress and nobody intervened to add diversity

>>15856

>the feminist droid gets shot and dismembered after half an hour instead of being forced on the audience for the rest of the movie

>>15858

>Emilia Clarke hands over the controls of the Falcon as soon as she hears Chewie is way more experienced than her

Didn't expect any of that from CY+3 Lucasfilm. Maybe these movies wouldn't be quite so shit if they kept Ron Howard around to clean up their garbage instead of letting Kennedy's usual team of hacks and weirdos micromanage everything.

>>15953

I prefer Solo just because of Woody Harrelson. Nobody in the main cast of Rogue One is entertaining or likable but I enjoyed this Beckett character. Lucasfilm should have focused their advertising campaign on him, Paul Bettany and that CGI monkey guy because they were the real stars here tbh.

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 No.15971

>>15967

>feminist droid becomes the beloved ship of the franchise

Even with lack of CY+3 these movies are still horribly written garbage with no depth and clearly Ron's directing is flawed, especially now since Alden shouldn't be this bad since he's done decently before. But overall, Ron probably has been the least shit director in enforcing stupid shit despite the fact that he thought the femdroid was a brilliant and moving character that best represent the struggle of minorities or something. But then again, if by some miracle Disney decides to reboot this shitty new continuity or sell it to someone else, what director in this day and age could we hope to make a decent SW film? Someone once told me Peter Jackson, but one has to wonder if he can be trusted after fucking up royally with the third Hobbit film.

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 No.15972

I could've sworn we were above /zoo/.

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 No.15979

>>15972

We're 23 IPs short of surpassing /zoo/ and /egy/.

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 No.15981

>>15965

/cuteboys/ was hit by several waves of gore spam recently after some autist got banned for advocating pedophilia, so it's no surprise people stopped posting and they're dropping in the rankings.

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 No.15986

>>15981

Well damn. Was that covered on /cow/?

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 No.15990

File: 644062fdf8ce3da⋯.png (44.2 KB,180x184,45:46,enigmatic reality.png)

>tfw E;R won't review this mess for another month

Oh the pain of waiting.

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 No.15996

>>15951

I felt the same way about TLJ

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 No.16001

>>15951

try getting stoned beforehand

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 No.16004

the practical effects are really bad

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 No.16006

>>16004

>Practical effects

*Scepticism intensifies*

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 No.16008

>>15951

Im feeling this right now, sorry op, i trully am because you had to suffer through this.

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 No.16010

>>16008

It's ok anon, I skipped out on TLJ until March because I just couldn't handle it. Reviews will come out in due time. Long reviews, ripping the shit out of this movie.

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 No.16016

>>16004

I remember so many anti-prequel shits praising Disney initially because they thought it would be the end of overuse of CGI. Oh what a laugh.

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 No.16023

>>16016

>there were people that thought things would get better AFTER disney bought lucasfilms

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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 No.16025

>>15954

>I also recall someone saying that Han Solo was not his real name during pre-production.

it's right there in the first webm. han is his name, but despite him talking about his parents later on, he "has no people" which apparently means no family name, and the imperial recruiter decides to log him as han solo.

>>15971

>Ron probably has been the least shit director

nah i still give that one to gareth. rogue one really didn't shove any sjw shit down your throat, it just ran with what it had. sure, there were like no white people in the rogue one crew save noname rebels that die on scarif, but they weren't HEY LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE about it the same way they were this time around, gareth kept his mouth shut and his opinions to himself because he's more of our style of fan than an OT purist or nu-fan. also george had a small hand in RO's production, so it was definitely closer to the vision he had planned with the sale.

>who can we trust

tbh i'm somewhat intrigued to see what alan taylor gives us, only because i know him to be a competent director. of course, i'm still expecting the usual pandering and shoehorning, but it might be tolerable.

>>16016

what's hilarious is that these movies have always been made the same way, sure lucas bumped up the use of green screens in the prequels and cgi characters (that were more often than not based around a physical model that was scanned and replicated if need be) but The Farce Awakens literally had no miniatures made for it, whilst the prequels had more than the originals. apparently the last jedi had the most sets made for a sw film, i can only imagine the copious amount of green screens they had, i have yet to see a bts reel like they did with tfa that showed off all the computer work.

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 No.16028

>>16025

>nah i still give that one to gareth. rogue one really didn't shove any sjw shit down your throat

That was until one of the writers went on twitter and started doing that obnoxious rebel safety pin crap and saying the Empire was a white supremacist organization which made the 501st fags shit their collective pants.

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 No.16029

>>16028

oh fuck that's right, i completely forgot he made such an ass of himself doing that. well his shit was rekt by the reshoots i reckon, so i can let it pass. kasdan however was still fully on board through both directors.

one thing that bugs me about solo is that all the small lore drops and references (teras kasi lol) really feel like they have no impact to the story at all and are literally just there for SEE WE'RE NERDS TOO, whereas rogue one weaved their cameos into the story, minus ponda baba and dr evazan, that was just fanwankery and pointless/harmless fun.

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 No.16030

>>>/sudo/79026

WE'RE IN IT TO WIN THIS TIME!

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 No.16031

>>16029

i forgot to add that someone said it felt like they skimmed a few wiki pages, and i fully agree, this is the same shit that happened with nu trek beyond, simon pegged literally went to the alpha one guys and asked for help on shit.

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 No.16034

>>16029

Technically that was just one writer who ruined the rep of the film. But I wonder which version of the film would've been better, and would the director truly be fitting for future projects?

>one thing that bugs me about solo is that all the small lore drops and references (teras kasi lol) really feel like they have no impact to the story at all and are literally just there for SEE WE'RE NERDS TOO, whereas rogue one weaved their cameos into the story, minus ponda baba and dr evazan, that was just fanwankery and pointless/harmless fun.

Don't forget they also killed Aurra Sing in Solo… Woody got to her apparently unless that was a shitty bluff. And their minor references feel so soulless, you can tell they just speed-read through wookieepedia and they even admitted to it in interviews.

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 No.16038

File: 3b2b1d2bf70fa98⋯.jpg (402.78 KB,803x1651,803:1651,20180526_221016.jpg)

>>15990

Yeah, but he probably won't rip into it as hard as TLJ or Whorra.

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 No.16039

>>16034

i'm in the camp of re-shoots having saved the picture. anyone who thought the suicide run at the AT-AT was good is an idiot whose opinions i can't abide. however, given the reports of the film going through various drafts pretty much right up to initial filming shows they really didn't have a full idea figured out, which is hilarious given that the initial jump-start came from an ILM guy.

the other irony is that tony gilroy, the director who oversaw the re-shoots, stated he's never going to work in the franchise again specifically because of the level of incompetence he experienced during said filming.

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 No.16040

>>16038

nah, he's not one to cuck out. e;r isn't even a star wars fan, he's just in it for the train wreck. and while the movie is particularly shit, he's not wrong in that it's better than tlj.

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 No.16042

>>16040

I hate to fucking admit it (I really do) but Solo is still better than TLJ and TFA since its so bad its actually enjoyable like the original version of Little Shop of Horrors with a better effects budget. Then again, that's like comparing an unhealthy and poorly assembled burger to two turds.

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 No.16044

>>16039

The issue with the reshoots is that you still have elements of the original shoot in the film, and at times they clash. It's not tone-deaf to nearly the degree that TLJ was, but you do notice it from time to time and it made the film a lot longer than it really had to be.

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 No.16048

My mom went to see this yesterday and the theater nearest me apparently had an almost half off ticket sale going on for the prime time show. She said it was barely 3/4s full. Yeah, that's all I really have to say.

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 No.16049

>>16042

i'm in the same boat as you anon

>>16044

ah yeah, there was definitely a mess of editing, solo at least is more constant, i can't even tell what was L&M.

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 No.16050

So just finished. How exactly did Han teleport in front of Becket and Chewie to confront them?

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 No.16052

>>16050

he ran, since chewie and beckett walked lol. at least, that's the excuse i've come up with besides just your average film cliche.

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 No.16053

>>16050

The same way he never knew his father who "worked on YT freighters at the shipyard before getting laid off"

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 No.16065

File: 8a0016dcf58404a⋯.png (152.2 KB,395x207,395:207,laughing in huttese.png)

>>16048

>She said it was barely 3/4s full. Yeah, that's all I really have to say.

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 No.16069

>>16048

>>16065

most theaters are packed for deadpool 2 and infinity war, whereas for solo it's just slugging along. the fatigue has indeed set in, they definitely fucked up with the six month switch, should have just kept it to christmas releases. i'm wondering how the marketing for 9 will go, if they'll go balls deep like they did for 7 and 8, or be more relaxed/nonexistent like they did this time around.

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 No.16071

>>16069

>if they'll go balls deep like they did for 7 and 8

8's marketing was weird. There was almost nothing I saw for the actual movie. It was all phone ads (featuring Star Wars), or car ads (featuring Star Wars), or fucking coleslaw (featuring Star Wars).

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 No.16081

>>16069

The most idiotic thing they could do was make a new star wars movie every six months/year instead of every 2 or 3 years like George did. Not to mention they have so much other garbage coming out at once like new cartoons, tv shows, and even more trilogies being thought up after the current one is finished. Disney milked so hard they ripped off the teat.

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 No.16089

>>16081

>The most idiotic thing they could do was make a new star wars movie every six months/year instead of every 2 or 3 years like George did.

No kidding. The casual audience doesn't maintain that degree of interest, and the more serious fans don't have any time to cool down after the shitshow that TLJ was.

If the movies were actually good they could count on the fans to generate hype and drag the normalfags in on opening night like the usually do. Instead we're seeing the results of their brilliant PR campaign of telling the core fans they're not wanted and should fuck off. The low preview/opening sales are reflective of low turnout among the serious fans, not low turnout among the casual audiences.

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 No.16108

Just got back from watching it in the Theaters. It was so much worse than expected. Blm droid, maul, shitty start.

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 No.16113

File: aedf2c1f3ed0476⋯.jpeg (140.72 KB,676x768,169:192,D42E594A-D70A-4EFE-A526-6….jpeg)

Did I get them all?

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 No.16117

File: 533d562a8e74b94⋯.jpg (31.87 KB,600x595,120:119,1464655179757.jpg)

>>16089

>the serious fans of Disney star wars

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 No.16124

File: 242d10e65444d56⋯.png (388.68 KB,771x573,257:191,DIVERSITY.png)

>>16117

Basically these fans.

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 No.16126

>>16113

You forgot Jabba offers Han a deal since its subtly implied that that's the reason he's going to Tatooine. The "Chewie breaks arm" didn't go that far, but they did reuse the same Dejarik joke from IV.

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 No.16140

File: b4c3d3cc168e327⋯.jpg (127.27 KB,800x600,4:3,38708349925_1a192c1a2a_c.jpg)

Throughout the movie they show these dices. What did they mean by this?

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 No.16141

>>16140

Trying to pretend this new shit has a deep and interconnected lore when really they just want to sell you knickknacks.

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 No.16142

>>16141

Just shows how bad the writers really are that they have to use such crude images.

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 No.16146

>>16140

Ctrl+f the thread for "dice," we've discussed it.

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 No.16149

>>16124

thanks for the cancer

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 No.16168

>>16140

they're supposed to be the dice han used to beat lando at sabacc and thus won the falcon (and the reason why he has them hung in the falcon's cockpit), but they used the card form instead and han just has the dice for luck.

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 No.16169

hold the fuck up. i looked at the wiki page to see what it had grossed last night, and it was somewhere in 50-60m. i just looked at it now and it was updated to say 148m. is this including foreign box office intake, because it sure as hell can't be north america.

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 No.16170

>>16169

yup, includes foreign box office, my bad http://archive.is/IBXgQ

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 No.16171

File: d5f4de4ad467bdb⋯.jpeg (99.79 KB,750x479,750:479,8AF4FAB3-3509-4308-B9F4-E….jpeg)

File: b00d2e4868e529a⋯.jpeg (102.17 KB,750x439,750:439,2FD2C9BC-5081-48DA-896D-3….jpeg)

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>>16126

But he doesn’t actually offer Han anything, it’s implied he offers the old guy a job but I still thought it wasn’t appropriate to count.

>>16140

Han has dice hanging in the falcon cockpit in one scene in ANH, it’s something I never even noticed but they decided to make it a big thing.

Overall it didn’t even feel like Star Wars, the visuals and sets seemed like generic sci-fi. Also I recall one second of screen time for a rodian and one or two seconds of a Twi’lek. Every other species was new besides human and Wookie. If they are making a Star Wars movie they should add things from Star Wars. Also the plot was awful and the only thing I was looking forward to wasn’t even shown. Han somehow was able to join the galactic Navy in a minute (with no paper work/background checks, testing ect.) and then they don’t even show him in the academy even though he got “kicked out for having a mind of his own”. It was stupid. The only thing I liked was the theme of the Maurauders which sounded like the Ghost in the Shell theme. They didn’t even finish the story, and ended a supposed standalone movie on a cliffhanger. Including Darth Maul was retard and they only did it because of the clone wars, because he now has Savage Oppress’ lightsaber and he said to met him on Dathimir. I liked the clone wars as a show but never considered it real Canon and didn’t think Disney would either. You’re telling me that Palpatine has no idea Maul is still alive or doesn’t care? Also a lot more black people in Star Wars than I remembered. All-in-all Soylo: A shoe horned story was just all around awful, and L3 and the producers don’t even understand how droids work.

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 No.16173

>>16171

there was a gran in the first sabacc game, but yeah other than that all new aliens, but i'm curious as to whether the pilot alien is the same species as maz kanata or not, since it was the same design but with two extra arms.

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 No.16174

File: 1716b2204785833⋯.png (49.56 KB,574x227,574:227,Screen Shot 2018-05-27 at ….png)

>>16169

I've spent the past few days watching the projected totals go lower, lower, lower and it's been more entertaining than the camrip itself.

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 No.16175

>>16174

i think it's safe to say this will make up the production budget but will struggle very hard to catch up to the advertising, but ultimately will be a flop and make no net profit.

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 No.16176

>>16173

>there was a gran in the first sabacc game,

Iirc that wasn’t a gran it was an alien with three eyes on either side of it’s head.

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 No.16177

>>16175

I've been hearing over $250-300 for the production budget. There's no way it could catch up to the advertising.

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 No.16178

>>16173

>is 4-arms the same species as maz kanata?

>Maz's species is unknown

The absolute state of nu-lore

>>16171

>I liked the clone wars as a show but never considered it real Canon

Same, it's just a thing that was made, for me.

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 No.16179

>>16176

you're right, it's just been so long since i've seen any proper star wars aliens that i forgot.

>>16177

wiki has the budget stated as 250, there's no way this cost more to make than the last jedi.

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 No.16180

>>16179

disregard that, i forgot about the reshoots basically doubling the cost of the film.

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 No.16181

File: dc701d5b86b865b⋯.png (34.54 KB,600x111,200:37,Screen Shot 2018-05-27 at ….png)

>>16180

http://archive.is/ebhbH

Yeah, here's where I got that number. I doubt Disney wants to let on just how much the reshoots cost, but it's bad.

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 No.16182

>>16178

>Same, it's just a thing that was made, for me.

What exactly are you implying?

>Maz's species is unknown

>The absolute state of nu-lore

Well Yoda’s species was unknown, and Maz is nu-Yoda so, take from that what you will.

>>16179

>you're right, it's just been so long since i've seen any proper star wars aliens that i forgot.

Which is why Nu-Star Wars could be any sci-if movie because solo has aesthetics that don’t look like Star Wars (the costume designers ought to have been fired for just making slightly different than normal clothes. Stuff I could actually see rich snobs or hipsters wear unironically) and they fact that they decided to create an entire new catalogue of species.

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 No.16184

>>16182

>entire new catalogue of species.

i wouldn't even give a shit if they at least had the decency to throw in some familiar species among them. the fucking rodian was relieving to see considering it's the first one we've seen in any of these new movies (i don't recall if there was one on jedha in RO).

i mean shit, for all the new species george made up for the prequels, he still used familiar faces to connect the trilogies. i suppose this is their way of going about "muh universe full of trillions of lifeforms" or some shit, but given the locations of these new planets it makes no sense to not see any past species. this is what i love most about disney wars, it just keeps contradicting itself.

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 No.16195

>>16184

>i wouldn't even give a shit if they at least had the decency to throw in some familiar species among them

Exactly, but they for some reason need to make up destiny looking shit with their helmet masks and a fucking worm. Also did the opening scene in the thieves’ den remind anyone of The Lies of Locke Lamora?

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 No.16204

> that ending

the Lord & Miller version would probably have been better

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 No.16206

>>16204

were there any leaks of what their draft was originally going to be like?

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 No.16230

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Could Lord and Miller have been /ourguys/? Were they responsible for the more notable EU content in the film? Could L337 have been their parody/mockery of the faggots and normalfags ruining SW?

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 No.16235

>>16230

>the more notable EU content in the film?

Such as?

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 No.16237

>>16230

>>16235

if L&M were responsible for canonizing teras kasi, i uh dunno how i feel about that.

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 No.16243

>>15838

>Hyperfuel

What the fuck is that? Why are they trying to rationalize a space fantasy franchise? This is not Trek.

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 No.16245

>>16243

Because they're idiots who think all nerds/fandoms are the same, hence why so many aliens also look like Dr. Who rejects.

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 No.16247

>>16243

They're trying to justify the running out of fuel shit in TLJ.

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 No.16248

>>16237

A reference to a fighting game from the 90’s isn’t really what I would call “notable EU content in the film”.

>>16243

That’s the same thing I said to my buddy in the Theater. What the fuck is coaxium? Why did they need to make it? Why did they do it so badly? Also it pissed me off that Kessel is a planet and how they made that stupid storm cloud.

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 No.16254

>>16248

the only other notable eu content i can think of is the aurra sing death and darth maul cameo, and tag and bink.

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 No.16255

File: a3b6cd73d4d63e1⋯.png (110.07 KB,600x433,600:433,110.png)

>>16248

>What the fuck is coaxium?

http://rickandmorty.wikia.com/wiki/Kalaxian_Crystals

This is literally the first thing I thought of when I first heard that word.

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 No.16259

File: 72774f6d509f6a3⋯.gif (1.79 MB,480x270,16:9,a great disturbance i sens….gif)

>>16255

>Its a reddit and memey reference

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 No.16260

>>16254

Well that and that they kept him as a former imperial soldier.

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 No.16261

File: 875931154bdddc4⋯.png (1.6 MB,1600x800,2:1,46D012A9-72EC-4A12-A21A-0F….png)

>>16254

I don’t recall anything about Sing, did they just mention her or did she die on screen?

>>16255

Oh great it’s pickle rick poster. Assuming you’re the only anon using the Ssi-Ruu flag, you’re not annoying when you post here, as opposed to on /r9k/.

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 No.16265

>>16261

lando drops her name when he meets beckett, and thanks him for killing her.

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 No.16266

>>16265

imo the way beckett describes it "i just pushed her, reckon the fall killed her" sounds like he might have been bluffing. but nonetheless, the galaxy, or criminal underworld at least, is convinced that tobias beckett killed aurra sing.

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 No.16269

>>16261

Woody fucking kills best fingers assassin waifu.

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 No.16270

>>16265

I remember that scene but I don’t recall them saying Aurra Sing

>>16269

The whole movie was a disappointment. I went in with very, very low expectations, and still it shattered my expectations.

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 No.16280

>>16261

I am the only Ruu-poster that I've seen here. I fucking hate (((Rick and Morty)), don't you fucking doubt it. I'd thought the dabbing image was pretty obviously ironic, but I'll avoid posting it in the future.

Never been to /r9k/, from what I hear it sounds like faggots who are too inept to be called faggots, or something like that?

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 No.16283

>>16280

/r9k/ got pretty shitty since they started focusing more on Adult Swim's reddit shitfest a couple of years back. Last time I was there though they seemed to have mellowed out a bit, then again summer might degenerate the level of quality again over there.

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 No.16284

>>16261

That's a cute imp doggo.

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 No.16286

File: f476a348f9f28ad⋯.png (198.83 KB,1891x590,1891:590,r9k_-_Rules_and_Meta_Stick….png)

File: 2b4e3b01fcd9b18⋯.webm (522.86 KB,480x360,4:3,WHAT_THE_FUCK_IS_THAT.webm)

>>16283

Went and visited it out of curiosity. Webm related.

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 No.16291

>>16280

>I fucking hate (((Rick and Morty)), don't you fucking doubt it. I'd thought the dabbing image was pretty obviously ironic, but I'll avoid posting it in the future.

No it’s okay, but there’s one fag on /r9k that spams pickle rick images a lot.

>Never been to /r9k/, from what I hear it sounds like faggots who are too inept to be called faggots, or something like that?

Nah, it’s mostly just pathetic losers like me.

>>16283

>Last time I was there though they seemed to have mellowed out a bit, then again summer might degenerate the level of quality again over there.

There’s been a lot of new IPs in the last month, definitely lower quality posts recently.

>>16284

It’s from the photomorph thread

>>16286

>Went and visited it out of curiosity. Webm related.

The BO’s name is ironic. But yeah I guess it’s odd for outsiders. Sorry for detailing the thread.

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 No.16313

>>16248

Can't have the hero smuggler be smuggling drugs, that would make him a baddie! They probably didn't want him visibly helping the empire either, but the film was already being shot, so they were only able to cut most of that out.

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 No.16326

>>16313

Spice was even mentioned frequently in the old saga. There's was even fucking "giggledust". But can't have Solo be an actual smuggler stealing and selling shit that's illegal. He has to be stealing from the baddies and giving to the poor like a really pansy ass soy-based Robin Hood.

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 No.16339

>>16313

>>16326

It's a Disney property, they can't show good people doing bad things. It's like with the bad guys, they always make sure that they don't get too much character development or people might start liking them more than the heroes.

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 No.16341

>>16339

Okay, but then why insert non-whites into badguy ranks? Isn't making white people look bad part of the formula here?

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 No.16351

>>16286

>you must be a male virgin to visit

welp, i can't ever go there.

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 No.16365

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Wowzers. The movie was written by a hack who barely watched any of the movies and doesn't know what he's doing. Way to go Kennedy story team! You sure know how to pickem.

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 No.16388

>>16365

>soy wars is being written by fanfiction tier writers that don't know anything about the source material

Well yeah. Did you think that wasn't what was going on?

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 No.16390

>>16388

Its just humorous as well as pathetic to actually see them admitting it with no shame.

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 No.16405

This would have been a decent non-sw Sci-fi movie. Though had they cast Chris Pratt as Han, a bit better script, this would have easily been an excellent star wars movie.

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 No.16407

>>16405

As an SW movie? No. But if they redone a few things, make it more western. Remove Enfys Nest and give the costumes a clear cowboys in space aesthetic, this would've been a fun summer film for family and friends.

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 No.16409

File: 37913067f740ca7⋯.gif (392.97 KB,444x250,222:125,soywars.gif)

>>16365

gif related

>>16407

had enfys nest just been in the beginning and not at the end, or killed off or just simply left once they saw the containers were empty, it would have been better. the whole rebellion angle was stupid and made no sense.

>we're your allies even though we tried to kill you a few days ago

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 No.16459

>>15838

I found the ad caught my interest much more than the movie.

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 No.16460

>>15841

YES DISNEY, I ALREADY SAW YOU TRYING TO FORCE THE DICE FROM THE OTHER SHIT MOVIE, I REALIZED IT AT THE FIRST GLIMPSE

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 No.16465

File: 3af7d233d1e9f3c⋯.jpg (116.77 KB,1438x957,1438:957,3af7d233d1e9f3c39e40d88c78….jpg)

>>15838

<its a lawless time

>a time when the empire rules with absolute authority

<crime syndicates compete for food, medicine and hyperfuel

>no drugs, poaching or stolen valuables plz!

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 No.16468

>>15951

iktfb

I watched till the third webm and can not keep on. Maybe at some other point in time.

>>16069

LOL right, they are competing with themselves at this point

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 No.16469

>>15866

The pacing is just terrible.

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 No.16482

>>16469

They're trying to outdo Duke 4 for most disjointed sequel.

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 No.16492

>>15866

Something about the way the vehicles/ships move in this film feels incredibly fake and lifeless.

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 No.16506

File: 10aead14121fc56⋯.png (357.68 KB,594x470,297:235,buckethead.png)

Is this guy wearing a bucket on his head?

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 No.16515

>>16506

>guy

UUUUHG… how transphobic can you be??? Did you even ASK xim/xer's prefered pronounds??? i'm so triggered right now i can't even…

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 No.16517

>>16515

>assuming its an organic

How fucking dare you? THEY is obviously a droid.

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 No.16519

File: edf1b6fbe9673f3⋯.png (73.08 KB,120x333,40:111,The Bucket Man.png)

File: 1fb09235108a95c⋯.mp4 (5.77 MB,1280x720,16:9,The_Bucket_Man_has_Returne….mp4)

>>16506

I caught that, too.

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 No.16525

>>16517

>implying droids can't be trans organic

Uhg… Fucking shitlord I'm so triggered!

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 No.16536

Finally got around to watching it. It was meh but a much easier sit than TLJ. Dice were just a glorified cameo that contributed nothing. Alden had two expressions: awkward and smiling hard. Has no chemistry with Emilia Clarke. Dryden Vos, Val, Enfys Nest were underused and have very little screen presence. I completely forgot about that black chick's name after she sacrificed herself, until her name was brought up later. I felt more bad for the monkey's death than hers. The monkey was a better actor than a lot of the cast. Woody was the best overall.

L3-37 was plain annoying the moment she spoke. Glad she died but those 30 minutes were the one time I felt something other than boredom and that was irritation thoughout the movie. Didn't like the assembly lore they pulled for Han but at least Qi'ra wasn't the contributing factor to it. There were a few scenes where I heard Billy D. Williams from Donald Glover for about 5 seconds but then he defaults to his Glover style acting. I liked some of the alien cast and wished there was more of them. For all this Therm Scissorpunch with Denny's, they could have at least done something with him. Humor fell flat but it wasn't constant like TLJ.

Is there really bot enslavement because L3's statment makes it seems like they were already intelligent but brainwashed to fight which is weird. Wouldn't you make droids without AI instead brainwashing ones that already do? Kind of backwards logic, at least to me. Enfys Nest reveal came way too late in the movie. Should have happened in first half. Even if the rebellion stuff feels shoehorned in, the revelation should have happened sooner that they needed that fuel for a good cause. Have Han mull it over while doing the Kessel Run, thinking over his moral choices, and then have the double cross reveal at the end.

A predictable movie through and through. Sequelbaiting wasn't needed since I don't think this movie will get one. Darth Maul would have been a better villain than Vos if they were going to use him anyway. With some clever editing and writing, they could have him appear without breaking Han's disbelief about the force until IV. I would have preferred an original adventure or having something to do with Jabba, Boba Fett or Greedo but this is Disney Star Wars we're talking about. A very bland Star Wars movie that feels more like a plot for Mad Max but set in space. Could have been worst but could have certainly been a lot better.

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 No.16537

File: 4fe29e74dba9f30⋯.jpg (82.61 KB,564x846,2:3,0ce8aee20724e53a1baa53bdd9….jpg)

>>16519

>>16506

He's there to crush the impure vermin that has invaded the Star War universe.

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 No.16542

File: 0798ce630c2a0f1⋯.png (109.06 KB,253x264,23:24,1513809816037.png)

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud-Riders#Behind_the_scenes

>tfw Lord and Miller really were /ourguys/

>tfw they were probably going to have the more fitting cowboy-themed Arrogantus in the movie and have it be a faithful adaptation of Solo's backstory and experience with the actual Cloud Riders whose comic was based on the film "Seven Samurai", a fitting thing considering the many inspirations of EPIV

>mfw Kennedy axed and replaced them with that pushover Ron and forced in Enfys instead and gave us another travesty

I want Lord and Miller back…

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 No.16543

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16537

>>16506

>>16519

Buckethead's official theme

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 No.16548

So Buckethead confirmed for best character in soylo?

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 No.16551

File: e70d610c2985589⋯.jpg (12.22 KB,200x269,200:269,999.jpg)

>>16548

Yes. He is a diamond in the rough with infinite layers of depth that may even rival those of Smee, Meimen and Button Lee in terms of potential.

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 No.16554

>>16548

I want to know who the actor was now.

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 No.16555

>>16554

I've been trying to find it, but the only place that lists all the members of Enfys' shitty gang is wookieepedia and there's a lot of fucking red links.

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 No.16563

>>16171

>Palpatine has no idea Maul is still alive or doesn't care

Clearly you never watched the part where palpatine found out about Maul, travelled to him as soon as possible, and then beat the everloving shit out of him and killed his "brother" Savage Oppress. How can you say you liked the show and know Maul is alive without having watched that scene?

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 No.16566

>>16563

#notmycanon

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 No.16569

>>16563

I thought he left him for dead after CW? Also what is Disney trying to imply here? A Maul spinoff film? A role in the Solo sequel that is obviously now cancelled? Makes me wish they'd actually make it and have Han kill him just to fuck with Filoni's Rebels.

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 No.16572

>>16569

i wouldn't mind a maul movie tbh, have him kill qi'ra off and fuck around in the criminal world.

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 No.16574

>>16572

But would such a thing even be possible now with Solo tanking? Would Disney actually think a sequel or Maul spinoff film might be a good idea? The Obi Wan movie probably won't get canned since its already in production, but the Boba Fett movie or any future projects are probably being questioned.

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 No.16577

>>16574

i don't know, i honestly don't care what even happens to star wars anymore, i'm basically just keeping tabs to see how much of a train wreck it continues to be.

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 No.16627

>>16563

M8 I haven’t seen TCW in years. I do vaguely remember that now that you mention it. Still doesn’t make sense that he would leave him alive.

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 No.16733

>>16574

>kenobi is already in production

We know just about every aspect of his life story from cradle to grave! What could they possibly make it about that we haven't already seen.

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 No.16737

>>16733

>We know just about every aspect of his life story from cradle to grave! What could they possibly make it about that we haven't already seen.

99% of that is no longer canon. Otherwise Soylo would have had a good story.

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 No.16739

http://archive.is/77uF9

Wow, sounds like they had no real direction in writing this.

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 No.16741

>>16739

>fourth time writing

>really don't give two shits about the franchise

>pretentious fatherxson team

Bravo Disney

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 No.16844

File: 6833f738dd65651⋯.jpg (11.69 KB,235x406,235:406,Elan_Sleazebaggano.jpg)

>>16339

>>they can't show good people doing bad things

Well George did the Coruscant night club pretty well. You don't have to show bad things only imply it in a movie.

Such as Elan Sel'Sabagno who is a drug fiend who looks the part. See the main thing with this new batch of creators is that they have no finesse, since their objective is to put forward a political message that's all they work towards. Here it being, "Join the multi-species Resistance against the evil White Fascists".

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 No.16867

File: 55f11b0dd2f7cd3⋯.png (354.13 KB,400x424,50:53,wtf.png)

Oh wow, Solo really outdid itself with alien designs this time around…

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 No.16870

File: c90912c35323cf1⋯.jpg (308.34 KB,1920x1920,1:1,Halo-4-Grunt-halo-30585529….jpg)

>>16867

Is that a Halo grunt without armor?

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 No.16871

File: 17cfbcc11a74a99⋯.png (261.07 KB,377x296,377:296,F is for Fucking Mandalori….png)

>>16870

Yes, except uglier and bulldog-like and no one would ever want a toy of it.

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 No.16928

File: de58b6b182a5554⋯.png (301.05 KB,581x404,581:404,5756.png)

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 No.16936

File: af72526d68927ac⋯.jpg (153.76 KB,494x561,494:561,Worried Space Ghost.jpg)

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 No.17053

Holy shit, this movie is fucking bad. I mean, really, really fucking bad.

And way to fuck up Han Solo's story-arc by having to make him a hero in this movie. Did the writers completely miss that day of writing-school? Where it's fucking obvious Han Solo learns in the OT of caring about others than himself and help his friends out leads to happiness.

And overall, the whole movie so fucking cringy. From the obvious droid who doesn't fit into the movie at all, the horrible acting from that negro from Community, to Woody Harrelsson doing the same fucking character he has done for the last decade, to the quippy fucking monkey they ripped off from pokémon to the kids from Mad Max 3 leading some fucking revolution in a story about smugglers and scoundrels.

I don't know if i should laugh or be angry. I used to love Star Wars. This is disheartening. How can they be so fucking incompetent?

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 No.17058

>>17053

They clearly only skimmed through ANH. I was expecting this story to be about fucking spice/drugs shipment. Instead its a fucking train heist for fuel…

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 No.17068

>>17058

And some stupid fucking rebellion i never heard of. And what's up with Han being a good guy all of a sudden, he needs to have a motivation, a love interest and whatnot. What happened to the selfish cocky guy that in the OT turns into a loveable guy because he realise the importance of friendship.

Now he's just a generic Nu-action hero. Fucking Disney can't make anything right. And holy fuck, i forgot the Darth Maul-apperance. It made me cringe hearing him speak like a retard bad-guy voice, it made me cringe see him using force pull to get his lightsaber for no reason whatsoever than to tell the audience it really is that dude they chopped in half in Phantom Menace.

And what was up with those menacing marauders turning out to be retards and kids from Mad Max 3?

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 No.17072

>>17068

>And some stupid fucking rebellion i never heard of.

I think they're actually trying to set up Enfys Nest as one of the key founding members of the Rebellion like they did with Saw Garrera despite it making no fucking sense. So much for the Organas.

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 No.17076

>>17072

>Saw Garrera

Every time I see this name I misread it as "Che Guevara" for some reason.

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 No.17079

>>17072

It's just stupid though. Not only does it wreck the original trilogy, again.

It's also a "RAG-TAG-group of aliens, women, and midgets". It's so fucking generic at this point. Can't disney do a Star Wars movie without the rag-tag rebellion from every checklist of diversity?

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 No.17080

>>17079

Fuck, why did Han Solo need a fucking group of people for this movie?

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 No.17128

>Han Solo LITERALLY speaks Wookie

First utterly bullshit thing to happen, fuck off

I'm only 24 minutes in but this is already 1000x better than The Last Jedi, solely an account of how fun it is. So far I'm thinking a very light 7/10

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 No.17135

>>17128

That was pretty damn retarded honestly. I mean anyone else would figure that he would learn it while traveling with Chewbacca.

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 No.17137

>>17135

It's the only thing I groaned at in the first hour of the film. Han doing the fucking James Bond wheelie near the beginning was silly but it was the kind of silly I'm fine with in Star Wars. This movie's kinda cute, and nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be. I've laughed once and smiled a few times.

That said… L337 has been on screen for 20 seconds and I'm already irritated. Holy shit. Here we fucking go.

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 No.17138

Did L337 just say "arse" ??

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 No.17140

>They have video surveillance now

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 No.17144

>trains that don't even hover or move at ridiculously fast speeds

Repulsor trains died for this.

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 No.17146

>Kira actually takes a step back and is outplayed by Chewie

Holy shit SUBVERTED

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 No.17155

I knew when the Maurader lifted their helmet, it would be a woman underneath. Why did I know that?

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 No.17159

>>17155

Because Kennedy is a one trick pony.

>girls wearing feminine armor is sexist

Phasma for me was a sign that things were going from bad to worse with a severe decline of girls in hot armor/outfits in almost all western media.

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 No.17206

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

OY VEY GOYIM IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD THING SOYLO IS A FAILURE

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 No.17234

>>17076

you might be onto something anon, could be a psyop since these new movies are dedicated to filling our brains with stupid leftist ideals.

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 No.17242

>>17234

Well that explains why I keep thinking of a beret with a star on it whenever I read or hear Saw's name.

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 No.17285

>>17234

That was my suspicion as well. It seemed like the kind of reference a marxist propagandist would try to inject into a "dangerous rebel leader" role.

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 No.17295

>>15864

That Maul reveal is so fucking stupid. Why does he look so wrong?

What the fuck does Mentor Man say before han says "I know"?

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 No.17296

>>17295

You mean Woody? He says he wanted to play an unpronounceable musical instrument before he died… That's it.

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 No.17297

>>17296

Yeah, Woody.

Is that honestly what he said?

"I want to play a musical instrument."

"I know."

What the fuck kind of emotional goodbye is that?

Also, it's not really clear, at least in the webm, that Han even shot Woody. Inb4 there's another fuckign twist and he didn't. This movie really goes overboard with the twists

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 No.17298

>>17297

>Is that honestly what he said?

Yeah. It was discussed in the last Solo thread. People thought it was some big reveal, but it was just a nu-canon instrument >>15581

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 No.17303

>>17298

What the fuck lmao. He does mention wanting to play the Valachord at the beginning of the film, so I supposed it's supposed to be some sort of character moment?

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 No.17304

So who shot Woody Harrelson? Han or Q'ira?

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 No.17307

>>17304

Qi'ra was on the ship, so Han did it.

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 No.17311

>>17307

Neat. Apart from the incredibly low bitrate and some things seeming unclear, I'm surprised with how good the experience of watching the movie through these webms was. The audio, in particular, is very clear for the most part. Is there some image stabilisation going on as well, I see?

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 No.17312

>>17311

The OP did a pretty good job converting these. Higher standard than even the stuff you see movie pirates selling.

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 No.17314

>>17312

>>17311

Thanks! It was my first time. You can literally see my progress from downloading ffmpeg to doing the webms in the "Soylo II" thread.

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 No.17315

>>17314

Is there a limit to how long this thread stays open? Is it until Solo stops being shown in theaters? Or until the DVD comes out and it gets posted online?

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 No.17319

>>17315

The thread will probably be around for 6 months or longer, would be my estimate. I've yet to see a thread die in my time on /SW/ (arrived post-TLJ).

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 No.17320

>>17319

My guess would be Bordo will keep it stickied if and when you make a similar watch-along thread for the trainwreck that IX is sure to be. Even then, this board is slow enough that it will take quite a bit to die.

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 No.17321

>>17320

>if and when you make a similar watch-along thread for the trainwreck that IX is sure to be

I will be ready.

And it won't have those stupid progress bar issues that this one had

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 No.18129

>>15864

What's up with this new obsession with not-lightsaber laser blades that everyone has

like, why even have lightsabers if those exist

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 No.18145

>>18129

Probably because of that forced TR-8R meme.

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 No.18181

>>16140

They show it like five times, four is "in your face" at least.

Just because it appeared in TLJ, it had to be hamfisted in Solo.

What a bunch of hacks.

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 No.18193

>>16140

>>18181

Even in their shitty new setting they couldn't find away to make these dice remotely memorable. Why bring back such a barely relevant little trinket that was barely in the original films for a few minutes if you can't even work them into the plot to have some sense of meaning? He just has them because he has them yet TLJ in its endless faggotry treats them like Solo's most precious items. Not to mention his last name isn't even Solo anymore.

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 No.18227

>>18193

>his last name isn't even Solo anymore.

So we have Jake Skywalker and Han Onymous now.

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 No.18290

>>18227

i started calling him stan solo

>>18129

what do you mean, weapons with not-lightsaber blades have been around since the eu.

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 No.18451

>>18290

>what do you mean, weapons with not-lightsaber blades have been around since the eu.

There was stuff that could resist and block sabers but were there flat out Laser Axes and Laser Knifes that average people are using as weapons?

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 No.18459

File: 9504977e09b5d2d⋯.mp4 (7.99 MB,506x576,253:288,Han, hello darkness my old….mp4)

>>18451

The stuff your thinking of were vibroblades and vibroweapons. Laser weapons weren't a thing though. Closest thing were some electrically charged weapons used by Grievous's personal droid guards and that awful mandalorian "darksaber" from TCW. Now in Nu-Wars everyone's got a lightsaber and not-lightsaber laserknife thing.

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 No.18676

>>15843

>rei-gime

oh come on

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 No.18794

>>17206

It's good for us.

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 No.18897

>>17206

based kike

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 No.18915

>>17206

I'm really getting sick of the "something went wrong, but that's a good thing!" articles.

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 No.19007

>>18915

damage control will always be around

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 No.19820

A deleted scene on the home release is of Han and Chewy having a snowball fight

https://movieweb.com/solo-movie-blu-ray-trailer-snowball-fight-deleted-scene/

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 No.20047

>>19820

this will surely drive sales up

ffs, at least TFA had scenes that actually fed into the story

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 No.20085

>>19820

Oh golly gee, that's a real selling point there.

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 No.20179

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16506

Reminded me of embed related

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 No.20611

Is it just me or does L337's "death" look cheap and anti-climactic as fuck? It only feels worse thanks to Glover's reaction. The man can't do drama for shit. It pains me even more that they're using his image more often than Billy's for Lando merchandise and shitty new comics.

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