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 No.15837 [View All]

Watch and comment as you go. We'll be working through Soylo in 17 chunks.

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 No.17068

>>17058

And some stupid fucking rebellion i never heard of. And what's up with Han being a good guy all of a sudden, he needs to have a motivation, a love interest and whatnot. What happened to the selfish cocky guy that in the OT turns into a loveable guy because he realise the importance of friendship.

Now he's just a generic Nu-action hero. Fucking Disney can't make anything right. And holy fuck, i forgot the Darth Maul-apperance. It made me cringe hearing him speak like a retard bad-guy voice, it made me cringe see him using force pull to get his lightsaber for no reason whatsoever than to tell the audience it really is that dude they chopped in half in Phantom Menace.

And what was up with those menacing marauders turning out to be retards and kids from Mad Max 3?

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 No.17072

>>17068

>And some stupid fucking rebellion i never heard of.

I think they're actually trying to set up Enfys Nest as one of the key founding members of the Rebellion like they did with Saw Garrera despite it making no fucking sense. So much for the Organas.

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 No.17076

>>17072

>Saw Garrera

Every time I see this name I misread it as "Che Guevara" for some reason.

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 No.17079

>>17072

It's just stupid though. Not only does it wreck the original trilogy, again.

It's also a "RAG-TAG-group of aliens, women, and midgets". It's so fucking generic at this point. Can't disney do a Star Wars movie without the rag-tag rebellion from every checklist of diversity?

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 No.17080

>>17079

Fuck, why did Han Solo need a fucking group of people for this movie?

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 No.17128

>Han Solo LITERALLY speaks Wookie

First utterly bullshit thing to happen, fuck off

I'm only 24 minutes in but this is already 1000x better than The Last Jedi, solely an account of how fun it is. So far I'm thinking a very light 7/10

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 No.17135

>>17128

That was pretty damn retarded honestly. I mean anyone else would figure that he would learn it while traveling with Chewbacca.

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 No.17137

>>17135

It's the only thing I groaned at in the first hour of the film. Han doing the fucking James Bond wheelie near the beginning was silly but it was the kind of silly I'm fine with in Star Wars. This movie's kinda cute, and nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be. I've laughed once and smiled a few times.

That said… L337 has been on screen for 20 seconds and I'm already irritated. Holy shit. Here we fucking go.

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 No.17138

Did L337 just say "arse" ??

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 No.17140

>They have video surveillance now

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 No.17144

>trains that don't even hover or move at ridiculously fast speeds

Repulsor trains died for this.

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 No.17146

>Kira actually takes a step back and is outplayed by Chewie

Holy shit SUBVERTED

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 No.17155

I knew when the Maurader lifted their helmet, it would be a woman underneath. Why did I know that?

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 No.17159

>>17155

Because Kennedy is a one trick pony.

>girls wearing feminine armor is sexist

Phasma for me was a sign that things were going from bad to worse with a severe decline of girls in hot armor/outfits in almost all western media.

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 No.17206

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

OY VEY GOYIM IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD THING SOYLO IS A FAILURE

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 No.17234

>>17076

you might be onto something anon, could be a psyop since these new movies are dedicated to filling our brains with stupid leftist ideals.

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 No.17242

>>17234

Well that explains why I keep thinking of a beret with a star on it whenever I read or hear Saw's name.

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 No.17285

>>17234

That was my suspicion as well. It seemed like the kind of reference a marxist propagandist would try to inject into a "dangerous rebel leader" role.

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 No.17295

>>15864

That Maul reveal is so fucking stupid. Why does he look so wrong?

What the fuck does Mentor Man say before han says "I know"?

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 No.17296

>>17295

You mean Woody? He says he wanted to play an unpronounceable musical instrument before he died… That's it.

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 No.17297

>>17296

Yeah, Woody.

Is that honestly what he said?

"I want to play a musical instrument."

"I know."

What the fuck kind of emotional goodbye is that?

Also, it's not really clear, at least in the webm, that Han even shot Woody. Inb4 there's another fuckign twist and he didn't. This movie really goes overboard with the twists

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 No.17298

>>17297

>Is that honestly what he said?

Yeah. It was discussed in the last Solo thread. People thought it was some big reveal, but it was just a nu-canon instrument >>15581

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 No.17303

>>17298

What the fuck lmao. He does mention wanting to play the Valachord at the beginning of the film, so I supposed it's supposed to be some sort of character moment?

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 No.17304

So who shot Woody Harrelson? Han or Q'ira?

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 No.17307

>>17304

Qi'ra was on the ship, so Han did it.

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 No.17311

>>17307

Neat. Apart from the incredibly low bitrate and some things seeming unclear, I'm surprised with how good the experience of watching the movie through these webms was. The audio, in particular, is very clear for the most part. Is there some image stabilisation going on as well, I see?

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 No.17312

>>17311

The OP did a pretty good job converting these. Higher standard than even the stuff you see movie pirates selling.

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 No.17314

>>17312

>>17311

Thanks! It was my first time. You can literally see my progress from downloading ffmpeg to doing the webms in the "Soylo II" thread.

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 No.17315

>>17314

Is there a limit to how long this thread stays open? Is it until Solo stops being shown in theaters? Or until the DVD comes out and it gets posted online?

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 No.17319

>>17315

The thread will probably be around for 6 months or longer, would be my estimate. I've yet to see a thread die in my time on /SW/ (arrived post-TLJ).

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 No.17320

>>17319

My guess would be Bordo will keep it stickied if and when you make a similar watch-along thread for the trainwreck that IX is sure to be. Even then, this board is slow enough that it will take quite a bit to die.

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 No.17321

>>17320

>if and when you make a similar watch-along thread for the trainwreck that IX is sure to be

I will be ready.

And it won't have those stupid progress bar issues that this one had

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 No.18129

>>15864

What's up with this new obsession with not-lightsaber laser blades that everyone has

like, why even have lightsabers if those exist

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 No.18145

>>18129

Probably because of that forced TR-8R meme.

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 No.18181

>>16140

They show it like five times, four is "in your face" at least.

Just because it appeared in TLJ, it had to be hamfisted in Solo.

What a bunch of hacks.

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 No.18193

>>16140

>>18181

Even in their shitty new setting they couldn't find away to make these dice remotely memorable. Why bring back such a barely relevant little trinket that was barely in the original films for a few minutes if you can't even work them into the plot to have some sense of meaning? He just has them because he has them yet TLJ in its endless faggotry treats them like Solo's most precious items. Not to mention his last name isn't even Solo anymore.

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 No.18227

>>18193

>his last name isn't even Solo anymore.

So we have Jake Skywalker and Han Onymous now.

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 No.18290

>>18227

i started calling him stan solo

>>18129

what do you mean, weapons with not-lightsaber blades have been around since the eu.

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 No.18451

>>18290

>what do you mean, weapons with not-lightsaber blades have been around since the eu.

There was stuff that could resist and block sabers but were there flat out Laser Axes and Laser Knifes that average people are using as weapons?

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 No.18459

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>>18451

The stuff your thinking of were vibroblades and vibroweapons. Laser weapons weren't a thing though. Closest thing were some electrically charged weapons used by Grievous's personal droid guards and that awful mandalorian "darksaber" from TCW. Now in Nu-Wars everyone's got a lightsaber and not-lightsaber laserknife thing.

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 No.18676

>>15843

>rei-gime

oh come on

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 No.18794

>>17206

It's good for us.

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 No.18897

>>17206

based kike

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 No.18915

>>17206

I'm really getting sick of the "something went wrong, but that's a good thing!" articles.

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 No.19007

>>18915

damage control will always be around

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 No.19820

A deleted scene on the home release is of Han and Chewy having a snowball fight

https://movieweb.com/solo-movie-blu-ray-trailer-snowball-fight-deleted-scene/

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 No.20047

>>19820

this will surely drive sales up

ffs, at least TFA had scenes that actually fed into the story

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 No.20085

>>19820

Oh golly gee, that's a real selling point there.

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 No.20179

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>>16506

Reminded me of embed related

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 No.20611

Is it just me or does L337's "death" look cheap and anti-climactic as fuck? It only feels worse thanks to Glover's reaction. The man can't do drama for shit. It pains me even more that they're using his image more often than Billy's for Lando merchandise and shitty new comics.

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