81c8e3 No.6019 [View All]
I felt like I needed to get one thing off my chest in regards to Star Trek anons.
I have never watched TOS
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9cfaa0 No.20502
>>20460
>>20482
A lot of the shit is made up till they got autistic and realized it needed to make sense.
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7516c5 No.20955
>>20488
How are these confessions shameful?
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fccdfb No.20993
>>20955
A Night in Sickbay is considered by many and even the writers and producers of ENT as a complete abortion of an episode. Like literally it's an episode they want to erase from history.
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7516c5 No.21100
>>20993
It's been a while since I watched that episode, but I remember it as being rather fun and a decent-ish episode at worst. Then again we should remember the wisdom of the Book of /strek/
>Thous shalt not listen to the lies of the writers. For they are fags who do not understand the potential of the setting, or their own work.
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fd404d No.21140
>>21100
This is fundamentally true, even confirmed by writers of ENT. Otherwise we'd have gotten loads more Shran earlier
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dc125e No.29766
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805f4b No.29773
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851564 No.29789
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>>6019
I like Star Trek the Motion Picture
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927f18 No.29888
You are literal human fucking scum.
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7ee337 No.29955
>>29789
You deserve a swift kick in the nads.
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60bbe0 No.29970
>>29789
All of it? Are you insane?
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517f7a No.30356
>>29789
What happened to vid?
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daebc4 No.30390
I would have sex with Tilly.
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848179 No.30392
I love Voyager. The Doctor and Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One are greatest characters. Especially in episodes when they sing songs together.
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b130c8 No.30445
I have a confession. I never liked the "saucer with three rods sticking out" aesthetics of the Federation ships including Enterprise. It just looks so ugly and ungainly. Like a skinny teenager who's all pimples, knees, & elbows.
Best looking Enterprise is the NX-01, which ditched the secondary hull and went with more of a classic flying saucer look. Worst the Enterprise-J which looks like a stick-bug carrying a saw blade.
On the other hand, Klingon Birds of Prey look fuckin' rad and live up to their namesake. That or a flying penis that gonna fuck your shit up. Gotta admire that nameless Klingon designer who sculpted feathers on the wing surface of the ship. Why? Because it looks cool, petaQ.
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e9450c No.30446
My shame: I haven't re-watched a single episode of DS9 since the show aired
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487c3d No.30451
>>30445
>nameless Klingon designer
Pretty sure it was a romulan that did it first
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5a99ab No.30453
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8d520d No.30455
>>7426
Imagine a university today allowing something like Space Moose in it's school paper. There's be a melt down. I wish there was a compilation available.
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65455a No.30457
>>30445
Tho not aesthetically pleasing I always liked the kind of practical approach of the design. Have the drive away from the ship because it's so powerful. Have a main hull and a secondary hull for storage and hangar etc. I'm also glad they didn't make it aerodynamic as it's useless in space.
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2a4f64 No.30458
I think ST II and ST III are on par. Kruge is a great villian, although basically a Khan 2.0 without the vengeance boner. But you know what they say, never change a running system.
ST V is actually entertaining. Don't know why people hate it.
DS9 can be quite a snoozer most of the time and the plot lines outside the main stories suck ass. Not enough exploring, not enough creativity. Also, the main story completely jumped the shark after the Dominion War 6-parter. I wish there would be a reboot with the story not being so retarded.
Enterprise is the weirdest show for some reason. On one hand, if you discount that sexy shower scene in the opener, it's actually quite polished and perfect. There is no cringe like in so many other ST shows, the character are coherent, the design is cool, the stories are low key but interesting. Yet on the other hand it feels like there is something "missing", it feels bloodless sometimes. I get the same feeling when I watch the Orville by the way.
Weyoun is my favourite character. I don't know if that's a confession.
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2a4f64 No.30459
Also, burn me for this: STD does some things right. Some STD episodes are actually quite good as a stand-alone.
But everything STD does well is negated by so many things they get wrong.
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0983ea No.30460
>>30459
>some gay sex is okay
You fucking faggots are why we can't have nice things. Why there is another season of this shit coming. Why there is more pozz. It is because the average white nerd fanboy is a cuckold who lets Jews shit anti-white blood straight into their eyes through this terroble programming.
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55d69d No.30464
>>30460
they'd do it anyway, is anyone even subscribing to the CBS shekelstream?
also it's not gay if you're not the bitch, everybody knows that
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dfecee No.30466
>>30459
Things STD did well:
The effects are good, lens flares and stupid anime style shuttle launch tube shit aside, the space scenes are pretty.
Making the central/most important character not be the captain was a fine idea. It just failed because the central character/actor was shit, and they failed to develop any other characters. And in season2 it added additional problems with the constantly talking back to the captain shit.
Continuous story, again nothing inherently wrong with a ST series trying this. They just failed by having a shit story.
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2a4f64 No.30467
>>30466
It's really sad because STD is probably the most expensive ST show ever, and probably has the most people working on it. Imagine if DS9 had such a budget and team.
>space effects
Really pretty. But not used enough. I don't even remember the last space scene since the season 2 opener, but space scenery was always a component of ST. They could appease audience and critics alike if they just indulged in more space porn. I mean, fuck, the TOS movies had 5-minute long space porn and that's why they're classics. STD is run by philistines.
>shitty actress
I don't even think she's that much of a bad actress. She was doing fine in The Walking Dead. And you can tell she tries super hard. It's rather her character that's written like that, you can't play an absolute cunt who is supposed to be the hero. It certainly didn't help that they had her incapacitating the captain with violent assault in the first episode just because of a tactical disagreement. She's a Mary Sue, okay. But she's an u sympathetic Mary Sue that nobody can stand, and even the libtards watching this trick themselves into thinking she's amazing just because her gender-bending name and her skin colour, but even they can't name a redeeming aspect of her character.
>bad story
It's utterly confused. They cramed some World War shit into the first season with the Klingons, then added in a mirror universe story, and now the second season is about time travel, Skynet and lots of other things shoehorned into Mickey's family history. I think the writers are desperate.
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1ef6a0 No.30657
>>11804
Phaser setting 16: For when you absolutely, positively need to make sure the damage your suicide causes is collateral.
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daf707 No.30679
>>30657
Doesn't that cause the phaser more to explode?
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8c8c93 No.30814
>>6045
What???? No TWOK???? Why do you even get out of bed in the morning? There was a time in my life when I watched at least an hour of movies 2 - 4 every single week day after I got home from classes. Whilst eating a large bowl of ice cream. Because I had that kind of metabolism at the time. The kind where you can eat pizza and ice cream for 2 meals a day and still be thin. Why no movies 1, 5, or 6? 1 and 5 sucked too much, and 6 was still in theaters at the time. I've probably seen TWOK 50+ times in my lifetime. Just…. go watch it, anon. You'll be so happy you did. And you will be filled with the urge to purchase a Chrysler product with fine Corinthian leather interior.
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8c8c93 No.30815
>>6081
>>>(((Sarah Silverman))), reason enough to skip that one.
Holy crap anon. I never realized that was the actress. Fuck, that episode is ruined for me now :( Then again, if I refused to watch any television or movies with Jews in it, I doubt I'd be watching any television or movies. Which may be a good plan after all.
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8c8c93 No.30816
>>6082
WHEEEEEEEEEEEATONNNNNNNN!!!!
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8c8c93 No.30817
>>11183
>Fuck you, 80s women best women.
Speaking as someone who went to high school in the 80's…. yes, they were, in many ways. Especially the metal chicks. But the punk rock proto-goths were the closest thing we had to goth girls… and I did so enjoy the 90's and 2000's goth girls. Currently married to one, or at least someone who would be one if her job didn't frown on it.
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8c8c93 No.30818
>>11804
>>11810
In TNG, we do get to see a phaser set to "maximum" being used. Can't remember the episode name, but it was the one with the "sovereign" and her straggler rebels she wanted to repatriate. The long time genetically modified holdout assassin who was banging Riker got vaporized by him after a long inset shot of him turning up the setting to maximum. Dumbass. She could cook, she could ride the cock, she was an assassin, and she would never age. Shoulda let her whack the sovereign and then they could take over the ship together, strand all the non-onboard-with-it crew members on that shithole planet, and be the only rogue-gun-for-hire in this arm of the galaxy with a fucking galaxy class starship.
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b9c401 No.30936
>>6073
>as far as we know Ezri's never been touched.
There was a whole episode on Worf having an affair with Ezri and how upset he is when he finds out she was thinking about Julian. And then in the final episode, Julian and Ezri slept together.
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58c2de No.30937
>>30818
She was trying to kill the dude the Sovereign was negotiating with.
>Shoulda let her whack the sovereign and then they could take over the ship together, strand all the non-onboard-with-it crew members on that shithole planet, and be the only rogue-gun-for-hire in this arm of the galaxy with a fucking galaxy class starship
She was a suicide assassin. After she killed that guy she would have offed herself anyway. She didn't want to make Parthas for Riker for eternity.
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7334e1 No.31793
>>6450
There is an official Klingon to English dictionary. Had a copy of second edition when it came out in highschool. No regrets, it helped me retain my wizard powers.
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7334e1 No.31794
I used to think Star Wars was better.
>>11106
I miss watching Voyager with my dad. He called seven of nine, thirty seven of double-D. Truly a great man.
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c993fb No.31796
>>31794
My dad called her Seven of Big Boobs. I think your dad is cleverer.
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6b95de No.32073
>>31794
>>31796
I always called her 6 of 9.
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362eec No.32241
>>6192
>Have you never seen someone shorter than six feet in your life?
You mean like children, or asians? I have, but they usually have smaller chairs.
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f00d46 No.32244
After like the 8th "Data gets kidnapped" episodes I skipped them, minus the one where Soong kidnaps him.
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bb7d94 No.32245
>>30458
>it feels bloodless sometimes
It lacks the youthful energy of a younger management team. Berman and co. were old by the time of Enterprise and out of ideas. Enterprise is polished very nicely and enjoyable, it just lacks that energy IMO.
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bb7d94 No.32246
>>32241
>Planet of the manlets
and their women chose the taller humans. That episode is nothing but laughs.
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bb7d94 No.32247
I like Voyager overall over DS9. DS9 was never more than the sum of its parts. Parts of DS9 are fantastic but its not a very good show overall IMO. Voyager stuck to the formula and works better. Voyager is also a great show if you remember that Janeway is what every evil Admiral was when they were a Captain.
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07c688 No.32330
>>32247
>Voyager is also a great show if you remember that Janeway is what every evil Admiral was when they were a Captain.
Holy fucking shit, you're right. This explains so much.
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3856ae No.32331
>>32330
This could also be why she got promoted straight to Vice Admiral from Captain; she was the Evil Admiral archetype personified so there was no need for her to putter around figuring the role out.
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9ba30e No.32603
>>32330
The difference between good and evil is only how effective their tactics. If you pick a stupid option and succeed, you're a hero; if you pick a stupid option and fail, you're a villain. Hilariously enough, I mostly see Janeway as a female version of Kirk; they both did things their own way, flew off their rocker all the time, and had to be restrained by cooler heads. You wouldn't have called Kirk "evil" because despite everything, he still got the job done. So did she, albeit requiring some pretty serious ass-pulls involving the Borg and time-travel. But then, so did Kirk, or did you forget about the whales?
Also, consider what admirals actually do. It's perfectly rational that they just put her in charge of any small part of the Federation dealing with the Delta Quadrant because she was literally the only commanding officer with experience.
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3856ae No.32711
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Not sure how shameful this is, but I personally find Data doing small talk hilarious.
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ce816f No.32715
>>31794
I just called her Seven of Nine and her borg spheres.
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9ba30e No.32740
>>32715
>Seven by nine
DAMN that's some girth right there.
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