/strek/ - Star Trek

Shameful confessions time?

I want to abduct Ezri Dax, keep her in a specially secured holosuite, for no purpose other than heavy duty cuddling

>>6019

Blogthread

i still haven't watched wrath of khan even after people shit on me for it

and i have watched most of the other movies

>>6043

Are you saying you don't want to cuddle Dax as well?

I always liked Search for Spock more than Wrath of Khan.

>>6048

>she's been KLINGONED

She's been EVERYTHING'D

>>6019

Do it already. There's not even that many episodes.

>>6048

>Klingons.

>Arguably one of the most based species in the Alpha Quadrant.

>Total fucking bros.

>I'm failing to see the problem here.

Granted it was Worf, who's sorta-kinda half Klingon (if we're being generous), but I still don't see the problem. Also if we're getting technical, it was Jadzia who was with Worf - as far as we know Ezri's never been touched.

>>6064

She's not Jewish. She is Greek.

>>6082

No one cares, Wil.

>>6082

Next you'll be telling us that you think the EMH was the worst thing in Voyager.

>>6079

Again, JADZIA has been Quark'd and Morn'd and probably Vulcan'd and maybe even Cardassian'd a few times but we're talking about Ezri, immediately after the joining.

>>6056

>Star Trek IV is my guilty pleasure, it really is the best.

I don't think that makes you guilty of anything. It's objectively a fun movie, and my third favorite after II and VI.

>>6080

True. In some old video she says that she took on the accent from an Israeli friend of hers.

>>6091

>JADZIA has been Quark'd and Morn'd

All joking aside, did this actually happen at some point in the show? Did I block it out of my memory?

My confession is that I've only watched TNG and DS9.

>>6103

I think she did Morn but not Quark, he got cucked as much as Bashir

>>6091

>Next you'll be telling us that you think the EMH was the worst thing in Voyager.

I didn't say I like them, I just don't find them irritating enough to hate them.

>>6093

Jesus, ain't gonna be unseeing that.

Is there a reason for him sitting down that way?

>>6109

>Is there a reason for him sitting down that way?

I can only assume it had something to do with his height. That, or he was raised by storks or something.

>>6109

Manspreading lives on in the 24th century.

>>6095

I fully accept that it is a shameful admission, just not as shameful as you're arguing.

>>6105

Surely that's more friendzoned than cucked. As I recall Jadzia didn't start a relationship with either of them.

I like voyager

dr. crusher is the hottest female (dem redhead milfs)

I actually liked Nog.

>>6156

Troi is a jewish witchwhore. Crusher is the superior milf.

>>6109

There was something wrong with Frakes' back that affected how he sat down.

>>6164

Being a 6'4" giant helps, too.

This is part of what made TNG in particular so successful, IMO, shit like this where the actors really fit the roles before they even auditioned. It's so characteristic of Riker to just straddle chairs, it's one of the ways he just naturally takes ownership of a room.

>>6181

>Being a 6'4" giant helps, too.

Not a factor manlet.

>t. 6'5" normal male with normal male spine

>>6181

Is that his height or his penis?

>>6187

TNG sets were made around 7/8ths of what they're supposed to be.

That way, everyone looked somewhat imposing. Look at La Forge, he's 5'4 or something yet you don't notice it due to everything being small enough that only Wesley looks "overwhelmed".

>>6185

having legs taller than the chair doesn't help to step over the back of the chair? Have you never seen someone shorter than six feet in your life?

>>6191

this sounds like it would get old fast for the actors

>>6198

now that I see them side by side I realize just how much I hate those hardwood floors and general layout of this thing

it looks claustrophobic, cluttered, difficult to navigate… I realize that the first enterprise will naturally be not as well-designed as later versions but this just looks dumb

movie was ok though

>>6064

Yeah, I'm not seeing any indication that she's of the tribe.

But if you wanna pretend while you're diddling your ding-dong, you go right head.

>>6064

Marina Sirtis is Greek, not jeeish, though her accent on the show is partly inspired by an Israeli friend.

T. Greeceball

>>6211

She's a Greek Jew. She's admitted as such herself in previous interviews. She even went as far as to say that she wanted Mila Kunis (a Ukrainian Jew) to play Counselor Troi if they ever did some sort of a reboot of the role because she'd want another sultry jewish woman to carry on the role.

You faggots are annoying.

>>6213

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

>>6214

probably a jew by the sound of it

I'd join in but I'm not jewish

I'm gonna have to get some friends to fill in for me

>>6213

Also sauce. I've only found one interview of her's that even has the word "jew" or a variant in it, and she's not claiming to be Jewish when she uses it, just that she has an affect that is common to Jews, Greeks, and Italians.

>>6192

>this sounds like it would get old fast for the actors

Apparently, the chairs were anything but comfortable for that very reason.

>>6224

>Apparently, the chairs were anything but comfortable for that very reason.

Had Voyager on BBC America on in background the other day, glance over and catch a shot of Tom Paris from the back rolling around in a office chair behind the Conn console. I remember seeing them in the TNG and Voyager conference rooms, but on the bridge? They probably never built real chairs and decided to frame most shots from waist up over the console so a chair is a mute point, but then they include the view of Paris from the back in this particular episode, there's probably more instances but I never paid in-depth attention to Voyager.

https://www.5miles.com/item/5p7WPk7bKWEPVy8Q/furniture-erganomic-office-chair-from-star-trek-voyager

>>6217

I want to cum on that fat ginger's ass

>>6227

>>6048

>wanting to fuck some weird slug parasite

>>6225

You also wouldn't want rolling chairs when every slight hit taken sends the bridge into a full-blown earthquake.

>>6227

I want to put eggs into it.

>>6187

>>6217

What site is selling these suits?

>>6394

That's old news.

>>6394

Asian Kikewheels

>>6064

>Futuristic 24th Century flat

>Futuristic 24th Century decor

>Futuristic 24th Century dress

>Futuristic 24th Century no bra

>Ugly 80s hair

Why

TOS is crap tbqh.

Kirk is a fucking hot head who feels the need to risky himself beaming onto alien planets all the time just to beat the shit out of aliens like a lunatic.

>>6082

Nobody cares Wil. Now go back to jacking off to your wife cheating on you with Johnathan Frakes and being "just Friends" with Felicia Day.

>>6429

>Kirk is a fucking hot head who feels the need to risky himself beaming onto alien planets all the time just to beat the shit out of aliens like a lunatic.

*While a hot girl in a skirt watches.

I'm learning Klingon even though i've never watched any star trek film or episode by my own accord.

>>6445

>JAV fetish is pretty common among strekkers then?

You've spoken to one who knew about it. I know we're not lightning fast as a board but there's more than one of us here.

>>6216

Does anybody have any sauce on Marina Sirtis being Jewish?

>>6508

What the fuck is a JAV fetish?

>>6019

baity bait must be bait pls be bait

>>6070

why would you skip any episodes? come on

>>6082

is that you shill sheeton?

>>6585

I kind of need to look more of these videos up for the Vulcan Institute of Science

>>6596

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I should have known such wonders existed, but the idea never crossed my mind.

>>6019

Shit, I'm worse than that. I've only seen TNG all the way through, maybe a few episodes of TOS here or there, a season or two of DS9, maybe the first season of Voyager and the pilot of Enterprise nothing else had that TNG magic for me

TOS makes me giggle when I watch.

>>6091

Its the EMHs actor that I cant stand. Cant stand to look at his ugly frog mug.

Because I'm fairly young by Trek standards (only 30) my childhood was Voyager and it's still my favorite series.

Also, because it was never in syndication as much as TNG or even TOS, I've never actually seen all of DS9. Currently rectifying this by watching a few episodes a week from torrents.

>>6912

>Childhood was Voyager

>Not only would the entirety of DS9 been shown during your childhood but a portion of TNG

Did your parents hate you or something?

>>6283

Ehrmagerd he dindu nuffin, he a goodboi he wuz goin to dey starflit academy!

Jadzia>Ezri

So what? It's a stupid meme show anyway. You literally need an episode guide to skip the awful episodes, just like TNG and DS9 to some extent

I don't get the hate for season 1 and 2 of TNG. Each episode has its own music and it is just an update of TOS.

>This week the Enterprise encounters a planet run by women

>This week the Enterprise gets stolen by cyborgs(the Binars)

>This week the Enterprise meets drug dealers in space

Season 3 and beyond is good but just all they did was add soap opera elements and make it more conventional. I watch Star Trek to watch green women and retard space commies.

>>11101

>>Binar Roll

>>This week the Enterprise encounters a planet run by women

>>This week the Enterprise gets stolen by cyborgs(the Binars)

>>This week the Enterprise meets drug dealers in space

This, I enjoyed those plot lines more than the later season crap. Crazy arm dealing hologram tries to murder you as a demonstration. Black oil monster holds a crew member hostage and kills another and has a generally sociopathic personality. The Federation is run by ZOG aliens.

I think that Ezri Dax should be spanked

>>6912

>>6966

wew, I'm 29 and my favorite is TNG. Though growing up helped me appreciate DS9. I still have a soft spot for Voyager And a hard one for seven of nine

>>11106

DS9 is not very good in my opinion. It has its moments and the side characters are good but it does nothing for me. I think it is because is saw the nuBattlestar Galactica first and DS9 had a lot of the same 14 year old edgy themes to it.

>Ronald Moore

Enterprise has aged well, that is my confession.

I consider every Star Trek film to have been either bad or awful. All of them.

The TNG ones are magnitudes worse, but that's not much of a confession.

>>11103

We all do anon.

>>6019

Quark is a better character than spock or kirk

>I liked the Reboot Trek films

>I didn't like Next Gen (Found it worse than Voyager), stopped at the end of the first season

>Enterprise is my favorite series

How much have I dishonored myself?

>>11140

the second one is very dishonorable. but the 3rd reboot film was actually enjoyable. the only good thing about enterprise was the neelix and the theme tune.

>>6082

Shut up Wesley

>>11140

>Enterprise is my favorite series

Shamefur dispray

>>11118

Even Star Trek II? That is really the only good Star Trek movie ever made.

>>6403

>Ugly 80s hair

Fuck you, 80s women best women.

>>6091

Worst thing in boys get was the walls were filled with hair gel.

>>11258

premature post above

Worst thing in voyager was the walls were filled with hair gel. Imagine hanging a picture!

>>11258

voyager sounds like a really gay faggy show. FUCKING COMPUTERS RUNNING ON HAIR GEL.

it's so gay it's code name was "boys get."

no one can top this

>used to read seven of nine/harry kim romance fan fiction in my early teens

>not because i cared about the sexytime for fap purposes but because most of it was the kind of innocent mutual discovery/almost biblical type of romance i wanted and still do in my life

as a grown man, i still crave that type of total-devotion relationship but all i ever had and still to this day encounter are disgusting jaded whores that should be sterilized lest they pollute society with inevitably defective kids

typing all this out has made my depression surface again.

>>11278

"Confession is good for the soul."

>>11287

That image needs an O'Brien edit.

>>11374

>no edit was necessary

>just got back from 30 years of psychic prison but still married to keiko

>>11374

The acting in that image is superb. As he tucks the phasor underneath his chin, O’Brien feels the bliss of promised release. One simple button press and he will no longer be married to a shrill bitch-woman who hates him.

Sadly, they talk him out of it.

>>11421

>soul

In Dark Souls, the Chosen Undead is the man who has enough Humanity that the consumption of his powerful soul and the Humanity attached to it will keep the Age of Fire blazing for just a bit longer. A sacrifice of pain, which the mighty are duped into accepting. It is a lonely path. A path marred by madness. A path where lesser men become Hollow.

O’Brien is all but branded with the DarkSign. At Firelink Shrine he would feel at home. He is a man of rich Humanity and toughness, who never died, not once, in all his tribulations. A man who amassed Humanity through decency and brolaire support of his fellows.

The greatest tragedy is there is no kiln for such a mighty soul to kindle. But is that a tragedy for O’Brien, Lord of Cinder, or for a world trembling before the Age of Dark?

>>6070

>I skip time travel episodes.

So you've never watched Voyager then XD

>>11449

Voyager was like a retarded holodeck episode to be honest.

>>11118

ST IV is a pretty decent comedy.

>>11804

I really wish they would show phasers set to that level actually being used.

fuck this shooting them and duck behind cover shit. jack the power to max and blast the deck plates off.

>>11814

Better question - why the fuck would you have that on a standard sidearm?

>>11825

To fool primitives they aren't packing artillery grade weaponry when they use the "we come in peace" scheme.

>>11833

Looks like we can see how the Terran Empire conducts business, tripsman.

>>11865

I'd wager that Feds are retarded. Also disruptors are allegedly far more powerful.

>>11833

>can blow up a building on max setting

>borg absorb that much energy when they adapt

>people seriously argue ‘lol swords could kill the borg’

>>11891

Considering how the Berg have been written, I wouldn't be surprised if a spoon could defeat them.

>>11865

>>11889

I wouldn't be surprised if it was only soldiers and engineering types who were truly aware of the offensive power at hand.

Lemme guess, Europoor?

>>11900

You can tell from the spelling?

>>11865

My guess is that anyone who goes full Rambo with their phasers is ruined to death worse than LaForge trying to go on a blind date. You think the civvie government would rather…

A) have a massacre of their own forces but not do anything (apparently) "dishonorable" so to speak

B) have some guy remove a continent with his phaser rifle by himself, winning the battle rather easily but also making the target race so mad they won't invite the diplomats to parties anymore

If you think that's over the top, there's plenty of evidence that the Federation is basically full of Robert Fox types, regardless of how many people in Starfleet itself are setting up shady arms deals half the time. Rather interestingly, it's like having one side of the government be the US State Department, and the other side being Big Army…both in their current modern forms, at the very least. With that under consideration there's no limit to the amount of retardation occurring here. Of course, somewhat more worrying is that so many alien races think that kind of state of affairs is an improvement on their own separate state…but that's another topic. Suffice to say, there are plenty of diplomats who want their cocktail parties, and fuck the grunts who want to live if that very act prevents that.

>>11900

It would explain the use of the rifles too. If the average crewman is handed a normal sidearm phaser without fully comprehending it's a WMD, and told to go fend off those Klingon or Cardassian soldiers, it's not going to instill a whole lot of confidence. Those things just don't look like combat weapons. Shove the exact same system into a hollow rifle shell and toss in some weights to make it feel beefier, and it feels a lot more like something you'd go to war with, even if it's no different in terms of capability.

It's like how you can have mechanically identical guns, one in a wood stock and the other in rail-covered black plastic, and despite being functionally the same liberals will screech to no end about how the black one is designed to use a chainsaw bayonet and kill 10 babies a second, while ignoring the wood one.

>>11836

This. We now know the primary difference between the Federation and the Terran Empire. The Feds lack the balls to order every man in the fleet to dial his sidearm all the way up to the "Tactical, fucking, nuke!" setting.

>>12003

The Terran Empire prefers to eat protein amd get swole, then tear starships apart by hand.

>>12006

The Galaxy-X is a cover project to their true secret weapon a new kind of steroid that inflates their warriors to swole proportions never seen before

Phasers (at least the small-arm variants) aren't WMDs.

According to the Star Trek Technical Manual the reason why Phasers are even called "Phasers" is because they knock matter "out of phase" with the Universe into a completely different (higher) dimension, instead of causing it to explode. No mess.

>>11951

It's like how conservatives can use hay in one strawman, and ignore the one made with rye.

>>12166

>According to the Star Trek Technical Manual the reason why Phasers are even called "Phasers" is because they knock matter "out of phase" with the Universe into a completely different (higher) dimension, instead of causing it to explode. No mess.

If that's what the manual says, and I have no reason to believe you're lying, it's a retcon. Phaser was originally a portmanteau of "photon maser" i.e. a laser. The maser was made before the laser, and lasers were still in their infancy when TOS came out, so the term "laser" wasn't really in common use. "Phaser" sounded more exotic anyway. In the early days they were sometimes referred to as "optical masers."

I wonder if things that get phasered completely just pop into this other dimension, and it's full of people and things that have been phasered. Maybe it's like that time Geordie and Ro got out of phase, and they can still see us and watch us masturbate. Maybe one day they will make the technology to phase back in to normal space and launch an attack.

>>12179

Phase weapons funny enough do appear several times throughout Trek not to be confused with the proto-phasers in Enterprise Most notably in Voyager although they've appeared as "Interphasic" based tech before hand.

I liked Profit and Lace.

I began by watching all the way through Enterprise. Then I watched all of DS9. I just finished TOS. I've seen episodes of TNG and Voyager and I don't want to watch them anymore. They were awful in every single way. I want to go back to Enterprise and start all over.

>>12166

>Phasers (at least the small-arm variants) aren't WMDs

If you can remove 650 cubic meters of rock in a quarter second with a side arm the size of an N64 controller, which the TNG era Type-2 phaser can and is roughly the size of, then it doesn't matter if it turns it into plasma or knocks it into an anime universe or whatever the hell it does, it's a hand held WMD. Some dude can point it at the foundations of a building, or the building itself, and get rid of it. Then it collapses, and everyone inside it dies. Consider doing this to most 20th century Earth structures, you only need one or two hits to bring most skyscrapers to the ground. You could level New York in about an hour or two, and most people there live in buildings.

Also in the TOS, the phaser pistols of that era could be overloaded to the point where they would tear multiple decks of a non-refit Constitution class ship into paper mache when the overcharged device exploded. That's at least comparable a several 1000 pound bomb from today's arsenal on a ship using recognizable alloys and metals for structure, and depending on what the Enterprise was made out of exactly it could in fact be on the order of a low-yield tactical nuke just by itself (aside from it's destructive capacities as a normal weapon). Phasers are almost certainly incredibly destructive devices even if they do translate materials to different dimensions rather than melting them, which they can do as well (in fact if they can knock matter to different realities they would likely be able to project far more than the terrawatts we know they can access just as mundane weapons or tools).

Imagine if /k/ got a phaser?

Thing is that handheld weapons being ridiculously powerful should be an non-issue when their space vehicles can casually shoah whole planets. The threat of glassing the whole planet if the captain doesn't get his way is woefully underutilized after TOS.

I play Fed on STO

>>12240

They toned ship power down and retconned the TOS stuff. Remember Roddenberry was a cuck.

>>12421

He was not cuck considering he was swimming in pussy. He was most definitely a hack though.

>>6159

he actually has a great character arc

>>12419

As long as you aren't a Bajoran it's probably fine.

I don't like the design of the Galaxy class ships, the Sovereign class looks infinitely better

>>13425

I agree the Galaxy was a fatty

>>13941

You need to lay off the sauce, fam. I'll pray for you.

>>13941

>It's a really fun adventure where we get to fully realize Jean Grey's optimistic vision of the future.

Disney bought Fox Entertainment so that last part might not be too far off.

>>13985

>Didn't the Star Trek and X-Men comics in the 80's establish that the ST series is the canon future of the Marvel universe?

That was in the 80's, an era when the house of Yensid haven't gained a fuckton more assets and properties.

I actually really like the theme orchestral to DS9. Opening cinematic is still trash though

>>14482

Why is this shameful? I've always liked that theme.

>>14482

>>14500

I like to keep it on in the background sometimes. It gives me a break to check 8chan in between episodes, and it's quite relaxing to browse /strek/ while listening to the DS9 theme.

>>6105

In the first and second seasons, she says she is attracted to Morn but doesn't act on it, then Morn refused to MORN Jadzia.

>>15010

Morn had standards.

>>15074

Dem titties.

>>6274

>>6269

>>6227

Most underrated posts I've seen in a long time.

The first Trek episode/movie I ever saw was In a Mirror, Darkly

>>14513

>>14501

I know it's slow but listening to it gives me ASMR sensations, and I'm not quite sure why.

>>15074

Fuck a puddle then.

Suppose this is good place as any to admit this but I've been watching STD

Only since they went to the Mirror Universe though and been skipping to good parts

>>16628

I think plenty of people here watch STD, but VERY critically and some with the hope that it'll get better. I watch it for completion sake and to see how many of the plot twists we already figured out.

Just curious, which parts of the MU arc are the good parts for you? When I saw the promise of Andorians and goatee Sarek in the preview of the first MU episodes end, it was something that made me curious to actually see (even if the payoff was gay as fuck - I don't think the Andorian even said anything and instead of learning about Mirror Sarek we get more shit about Michael).

I grew up on Voyager and I have an unironic love for it in my heart

>>11103

Ezri Dax should be spanked, before being gently cradled in your lap, and given gentle tummy rubs and cocoa while you sing soft songs and gaze lovingly into her eyes.

>>16628

>>16634

Fuck off Paramount. Nobody’s watching your pozz. We nerds are just busy botching about Star Wars right now.

The Vic fontaine episodes are among my favorites in DS9

>>17902

I loathed them, but I'll say this, the one with Nog getting over his PTSD, that is an absolute work of magic.

>>11103

>>16685

Ezri did nothing that deserves a spanking

>>17920

She voluntarily allowed herself to get Worfed.

>>17925

This. She needs regular spankings to keep her in line

>>17925

>>18256

It's cruel to spank Ezri for something that the slug made her do.

>>18339

It might be if she didn't like it.

>>18345

The Dax slug is fucking /d/egenerate

>>18339

If you spank her hard enough you can spank the slug out of her :^)

I want to trade places with Ezri and be spanked instead while wearing a diaper

The last posts just go to prove that diapers, spanking, and infantilism in general are the WORST fetishes.

I found The Inner Light kinda boring

>>20267

This thread has been derailed. You cannot save it now.

This thread shouldn't be called shameful confessions but shamefur displays

>>20267

I would go even further and call it boring, dull and predictable. It also has huge potholes.

>>20274

there were literally no motorized vehicles in this episode. go kill yourself

>>20268

What if we derail the derail?

>>20274

>>20276

>potholes

Okay I got a good chuckle out of this.

>>20247

Spankfags are alright. Diaperfags are not.

I think Lwaxana Troi was an okay character in both TNG and DS9

>>20343

That's not so shameful. A lot of older anons like her.

>>20343

>>20346

I first watched TNG when I was underage b& and I liked her, am I a freak?

>>20349

Were you born an old man anon?

>>20350

You're not the first person to accuse me of such, so I'm beginning to wonder.

>>20280

What about fags who want to spank Ezri through her diaper. Which judgement takes priority?

>>20351

Most anons are old men meme'ing the world.

>>20352

Well for one diapers are degenerate

Second a diaper would most obviously come down for a spanking.

I'm here to revise my previous statement about Vic fontaine episodes being my favorite.

I think it may be more accurate to say that Vic fontaine is among my top 3 favorite characters in the series.

top 10 in the franchise

>>20346

I'm starting to think 21 is not so old around here

>>20360

Most anons round here are married with another man's kids.

>>20360

mid-30's :(

Lwaxana Troi put that swagger in my loins in the TNG days though

>>20368

She had a fun motherly vibe to her who didn't take shit too seriously. By the way have IP's reset across 8chan or something?

>>6047

>Are you saying you don't want to cuddle Dax as well?

Yes, I prefer cute girls to sassy cock teases.

>>20353

>Second a diaper would most obviously come down for a spanking.

I don't think it's that simple. It's fair to keep the diaper on for a less severe punishment or just to remind her to behave herself, you still embarrass her but don't hurt her too much as the padding absorbs most of the pain. Though if a proper punishment is warranted she should definitely have her diaper off for a spanking on the bare.

Or if you're a sneaky diaperfag and a sick fuck who gets pleasure out of making poor Ezri degrate herself, you could use the opportunity to have her beg to keep her diaper on so that her spanking hurts less.

>>6187

5.11 Penis. ALWAYS READY.

does it have a picatinny rail?

>>20412

I have a BLACKHAWK! penis with a quad picatinny rail, a flashlight, laser sight, and vertical foregrip for her pleasure.

>>20413

Going to need a tax stamp for something that short.

>>20414

Maybe in your shithole country. Here in America I'm well over the length requirements.

>>20411

Spankings are always on the bare. Why are you the type of anon that tries to pad themselves out of a spanking?

>>20413

>flashlight

>Not fleshlight

You had one job!

>>20428

fug egsdee

I have no idea how stardates are determined. Like no clue.

>>20460

http://www.hillschmidt.de/gbr/sternenzeit.htm

Here's a converter, I'm sure you can work it out.

Enterprise episodes:

I liked "A Night in Sickbay". It was fun to stay still for an episode and enjoy the weirdness of a medical bay on a spaceship.

"Dear Doctor" is one of the episodes I respect the most. Dr. Phlox did the right thing in letting nature's course proceed unimpeded. The subjugated species will now have a chance to thrive. It took either a bold and brilliant - or very stupid - writing and production staff to release this episode.

>>20460

>>20482

A lot of the shit is made up till they got autistic and realized it needed to make sense.

>>20488

How are these confessions shameful?

>>20955

A Night in Sickbay is considered by many and even the writers and producers of ENT as a complete abortion of an episode. Like literally it's an episode they want to erase from history.

>>20993

It's been a while since I watched that episode, but I remember it as being rather fun and a decent-ish episode at worst. Then again we should remember the wisdom of the Book of /strek/

>Thous shalt not listen to the lies of the writers. For they are fags who do not understand the potential of the setting, or their own work.

I liked STD Season 2.

>>29766

You fucking homo.

>>6019

I like Star Trek the Motion Picture

You are literal human fucking scum.

>>29789

All of it? Are you insane?

>>29789

What happened to vid?

I would have sex with Tilly.

I love Voyager. The Doctor and Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One are greatest characters. Especially in episodes when they sing songs together.

My shame: I haven't re-watched a single episode of DS9 since the show aired

>>30445

>nameless Klingon designer

Pretty sure it was a romulan that did it first

>>30445

>>30451

>>7426

Imagine a university today allowing something like Space Moose in it's school paper. There's be a melt down. I wish there was a compilation available.

>>30445

Tho not aesthetically pleasing I always liked the kind of practical approach of the design. Have the drive away from the ship because it's so powerful. Have a main hull and a secondary hull for storage and hangar etc. I'm also glad they didn't make it aerodynamic as it's useless in space.

I think ST II and ST III are on par. Kruge is a great villian, although basically a Khan 2.0 without the vengeance boner. But you know what they say, never change a running system.

ST V is actually entertaining. Don't know why people hate it.

DS9 can be quite a snoozer most of the time and the plot lines outside the main stories suck ass. Not enough exploring, not enough creativity. Also, the main story completely jumped the shark after the Dominion War 6-parter. I wish there would be a reboot with the story not being so retarded.

Enterprise is the weirdest show for some reason. On one hand, if you discount that sexy shower scene in the opener, it's actually quite polished and perfect. There is no cringe like in so many other ST shows, the character are coherent, the design is cool, the stories are low key but interesting. Yet on the other hand it feels like there is something "missing", it feels bloodless sometimes. I get the same feeling when I watch the Orville by the way.

Weyoun is my favourite character. I don't know if that's a confession.

Also, burn me for this: STD does some things right. Some STD episodes are actually quite good as a stand-alone.

But everything STD does well is negated by so many things they get wrong.

>>30459

>some gay sex is okay

You fucking faggots are why we can't have nice things. Why there is another season of this shit coming. Why there is more pozz. It is because the average white nerd fanboy is a cuckold who lets Jews shit anti-white blood straight into their eyes through this terroble programming.

>>30460

they'd do it anyway, is anyone even subscribing to the CBS shekelstream?

also it's not gay if you're not the bitch, everybody knows that

>>30459

Things STD did well:

The effects are good, lens flares and stupid anime style shuttle launch tube shit aside, the space scenes are pretty.

Making the central/most important character not be the captain was a fine idea. It just failed because the central character/actor was shit, and they failed to develop any other characters. And in season2 it added additional problems with the constantly talking back to the captain shit.

Continuous story, again nothing inherently wrong with a ST series trying this. They just failed by having a shit story.

>>30466

It's really sad because STD is probably the most expensive ST show ever, and probably has the most people working on it. Imagine if DS9 had such a budget and team.

>space effects

Really pretty. But not used enough. I don't even remember the last space scene since the season 2 opener, but space scenery was always a component of ST. They could appease audience and critics alike if they just indulged in more space porn. I mean, fuck, the TOS movies had 5-minute long space porn and that's why they're classics. STD is run by philistines.

>shitty actress

I don't even think she's that much of a bad actress. She was doing fine in The Walking Dead. And you can tell she tries super hard. It's rather her character that's written like that, you can't play an absolute cunt who is supposed to be the hero. It certainly didn't help that they had her incapacitating the captain with violent assault in the first episode just because of a tactical disagreement. She's a Mary Sue, okay. But she's an u sympathetic Mary Sue that nobody can stand, and even the libtards watching this trick themselves into thinking she's amazing just because her gender-bending name and her skin colour, but even they can't name a redeeming aspect of her character.

>bad story

It's utterly confused. They cramed some World War shit into the first season with the Klingons, then added in a mirror universe story, and now the second season is about time travel, Skynet and lots of other things shoehorned into Mickey's family history. I think the writers are desperate.

>>11804

Phaser setting 16: For when you absolutely, positively need to make sure the damage your suicide causes is collateral.

>>30657

Doesn't that cause the phaser more to explode?

>>6045

What???? No TWOK???? Why do you even get out of bed in the morning? There was a time in my life when I watched at least an hour of movies 2 - 4 every single week day after I got home from classes. Whilst eating a large bowl of ice cream. Because I had that kind of metabolism at the time. The kind where you can eat pizza and ice cream for 2 meals a day and still be thin. Why no movies 1, 5, or 6? 1 and 5 sucked too much, and 6 was still in theaters at the time. I've probably seen TWOK 50+ times in my lifetime. Just…. go watch it, anon. You'll be so happy you did. And you will be filled with the urge to purchase a Chrysler product with fine Corinthian leather interior.

>>6081

>>>(((Sarah Silverman))), reason enough to skip that one.

Holy crap anon. I never realized that was the actress. Fuck, that episode is ruined for me now :( Then again, if I refused to watch any television or movies with Jews in it, I doubt I'd be watching any television or movies. Which may be a good plan after all.

>>6082

WHEEEEEEEEEEEATONNNNNNNN!!!!

>>11183

>Fuck you, 80s women best women.

Speaking as someone who went to high school in the 80's…. yes, they were, in many ways. Especially the metal chicks. But the punk rock proto-goths were the closest thing we had to goth girls… and I did so enjoy the 90's and 2000's goth girls. Currently married to one, or at least someone who would be one if her job didn't frown on it.

>>11804

>>11810

In TNG, we do get to see a phaser set to "maximum" being used. Can't remember the episode name, but it was the one with the "sovereign" and her straggler rebels she wanted to repatriate. The long time genetically modified holdout assassin who was banging Riker got vaporized by him after a long inset shot of him turning up the setting to maximum. Dumbass. She could cook, she could ride the cock, she was an assassin, and she would never age. Shoulda let her whack the sovereign and then they could take over the ship together, strand all the non-onboard-with-it crew members on that shithole planet, and be the only rogue-gun-for-hire in this arm of the galaxy with a fucking galaxy class starship.

>>6073

>as far as we know Ezri's never been touched.

There was a whole episode on Worf having an affair with Ezri and how upset he is when he finds out she was thinking about Julian. And then in the final episode, Julian and Ezri slept together.

>>30818

She was trying to kill the dude the Sovereign was negotiating with.

>Shoulda let her whack the sovereign and then they could take over the ship together, strand all the non-onboard-with-it crew members on that shithole planet, and be the only rogue-gun-for-hire in this arm of the galaxy with a fucking galaxy class starship

She was a suicide assassin. After she killed that guy she would have offed herself anyway. She didn't want to make Parthas for Riker for eternity.

>>6450

There is an official Klingon to English dictionary. Had a copy of second edition when it came out in highschool. No regrets, it helped me retain my wizard powers.

I used to think Star Wars was better.

>>11106

I miss watching Voyager with my dad. He called seven of nine, thirty seven of double-D. Truly a great man.

>>31794

My dad called her Seven of Big Boobs. I think your dad is cleverer.

>>31794

>>31796

I always called her 6 of 9.

>>30458

>it feels bloodless sometimes

It lacks the youthful energy of a younger management team. Berman and co. were old by the time of Enterprise and out of ideas. Enterprise is polished very nicely and enjoyable, it just lacks that energy IMO.

>>32241

>Planet of the manlets

and their women chose the taller humans. That episode is nothing but laughs.

I like Voyager overall over DS9. DS9 was never more than the sum of its parts. Parts of DS9 are fantastic but its not a very good show overall IMO. Voyager stuck to the formula and works better. Voyager is also a great show if you remember that Janeway is what every evil Admiral was when they were a Captain.

>>32330

This could also be why she got promoted straight to Vice Admiral from Captain; she was the Evil Admiral archetype personified so there was no need for her to putter around figuring the role out.

>>32330

The difference between good and evil is only how effective their tactics. If you pick a stupid option and succeed, you're a hero; if you pick a stupid option and fail, you're a villain. Hilariously enough, I mostly see Janeway as a female version of Kirk; they both did things their own way, flew off their rocker all the time, and had to be restrained by cooler heads. You wouldn't have called Kirk "evil" because despite everything, he still got the job done. So did she, albeit requiring some pretty serious ass-pulls involving the Borg and time-travel. But then, so did Kirk, or did you forget about the whales?

Also, consider what admirals actually do. It's perfectly rational that they just put her in charge of any small part of the Federation dealing with the Delta Quadrant because she was literally the only commanding officer with experience.

Not sure how shameful this is, but I personally find Data doing small talk hilarious.

>>31794

I just called her Seven of Nine and her borg spheres.

>>32715

>Seven by nine

DAMN that's some girth right there.