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0dcd07 No.33378
>romulan hipster smiles at Dahj's sister
>Black trill woman: "I didn't know romulans could be so hot"
>Dahj's sister: "Me neither"
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93cd97 No.33379
Hey guys, fuckity fucking fuck! I use such words because the writers don't know how else to convey that I'm a bitch since they failed to give me any actual character! Did I mention Star Trek is a mature show for mature people now?
Also apparently the secret Romulan intelligence agency now has their own even secreter intelligence agency that nobody knows anything about, kind of like their own section 31! And nobody knows if they even exist, but luckily Picard's tsundere Romulan maid knows all about them and can tell us right away without any kind of mystery plot to get in the way of our great character driven scenes.
But what I really don't know is why did Picard take a taxi when we have transporters?
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1aecbc No.33381
>>33379
>Picard's tsundere Romulan maid
Wait, wait, are you trying to tell me there's something worth watching on this show? Is she cute?
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c6180b No.33383
Why was CGI Picard wearing Captain Marvel's costume in the flashback?
God the writing on this keeps getting worse. Apparently this third episode was the last one made when Chabon was the showrunner. The rest of the season is 100% Kurtzmancrap.
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9bdc1f No.33386
>>33381
> Is she cute?
Saints be praised, she is a lovely lass, so she is.
Would do anything for a potato.
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60a0e1 No.33387
The characters in Picard are shaping up to be the exact copies of those in STD. The villain is an Asian female with bad accent. There is a “I fucking love science” female character. The Mary Sue character has a beta lover who is a Klingon/Romulan who schemes against her and so on.
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1aecbc No.33388
>>33387
Ha ha ha! Well, you know what they say "nothing succeeds like success".
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14815d No.33389
>>33381
maybe if you ever though a 40ish milf elf with a Irish accent could be cute. Though her role on the show is done now, and not part of Picard's crew, so you're left with the dopey blond scientist woman, and strong empowered brown methwhore, and the Most Important Girl in the Universe.
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fad01a No.33390
When will this show be Trek? So far it's a bad mashup of BSG, Game of Thrones and The Expanse.
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15a6d4 No.33391
>>33389
>40ish milf elf with a Irish accent
That's my fetish.
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14815d No.33392
>>33390
people are saying the past three episodes *are* the Trek parts. After this it gets even less trek.
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14815d No.33393
I actually kind of liked this ship design until I saw it in the show and realized the prongs are actually just silly, useless bit of the ship instead of some sort of bad ass looking forward mounted warp nacelles. Even the fucking Defiant looks more trek than this.
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fad01a No.33394
>>33393
>Kurtzman: we need a ship with a name that sounds as cool as the Rocinante
>Chabon: I know: La Sirena
Funny how the ship looks like the one from the fanfilm Renegades.
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15a6d4 No.33395
>>33394
Oh shit there's definitely a resemblance
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a47fb7 No.33396
Two words.
British. Romulans.
I'm out.
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14815d No.33397
>>33394
That looks a late model Klingon cruiser repainted with Fed colors.
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14815d No.33398
>>33396
>British. Romulans
I'd think the fact that they dress like LotR elves and use katanas would be more offensive.
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15a6d4 No.33399
>>33398
lol wtf. do you have any screenshots of this retardation?
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fad01a No.33400
>>33398
>>33399
Actually this elf was raised by a group of female romulan warriors.
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15a6d4 No.33401
>>33400
I laugh lest I cry.
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93cd97 No.33408
>>33399
The place even looks like Rivendell.
You know, lack of continuity aside, everything about this show is just crappy. The characters are annoying, the acting isn't much good and most of all the writing is really fucking awful. I don't think I'm gonna bother watching any more.
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c4d380 No.33409
This show is slowly turning into STD 2.0. Next episode they're going to Canto Bight.
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6fcb90 No.33416
Seems like the idea they're going with now is that the federation was never a utopia, and all the Picards Rikers, and Kirks that said that stuff over the years were deluded military puppets blind from their own privilege and somehow didn't know about the meth heads living in trailers turning tricks for credits on earth.
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f77dd9 No.33421
Oh hey, /strek/ is finally up on 8kun.
Picard is fucking awful. It is just as bad as Discovery. They try to fool you with Patrick Stewart and the more toned down visuals compared to the dark, Dutch angles of Discovery but in some ways it's worse.
No one in Discovery smokes. No one in Discovery complains about being poor or takes loans. And none of the old actors we respected were dragged into Discovery. I struggle to watch both, but at least STD could be hilarious in its incompetence, Picard is boring too.
Also
>Picard speaking in a French accent
How is this supposed to work?
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f1841e No.33424
>>33421
I think Picard is way worse than STD. The Picard character is not Picard and it's basically a way for Patrick Stewart to completely destroy the TNG character.
Nothing in this show is original. It's a mashup of every major science-fiction IP. It has been 5 episodes and the plot has not even moved from the start yet but that didn't stop Kurtzman and his crew from killing off one major character.
There's a theory out there about the Romulans and I seriously hope that it's just a theory and nothing more: they might be the creators of the Borg. If that shit turns out to be true then Star Trek is completely dead.
>How is this supposed to work?
If only Stewart had made the effort to use a normal french accent instead of that cliché…
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f77dd9 No.33425
>>33424
Yeah I'm aware of the theory and it seems more likely by the episode. The dead giveaway was the Romulan secret police that aren't the Tal Shiar having a deeply ingrained primary motivating factor of being terrified of androids, which makes no sense otherwise.
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749a67 No.33426
>>33424
>>33425
When? Where? Surely there must be time travel and/or transwarp fuckery involved then. The Borg are nothing even remotely new. Just ask Guinan.
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2fc375 No.33427
>>33421
It's beyond boring. It's just bad.
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f1841e No.33428
>>33426
Probably some shitty Dune rip-off with the ancient Romulans. Kurtzman already tried to use the Borg in STD but backed out at the last minute with "Control".
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af081f No.33429
>>33426
>expecting them to obey canon
They literally chastised Picard for being wealthy in the last episode.
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dbb34d No.33430
I'm done; it's so disappointing (the terrible writing). Someone let me know here if Seven of Nine starts wearing her old outfit again.
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9840ec No.33457
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>>33318
Wesley appearence when? Old man Picard could tell him to shut up.
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4aaee3 No.33462
>>33457
>Wesley appearence when?
Never. The show has already enough unlikable characters.
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1712a6 No.33463
WTF has happened?
when Orville is more Star trek than Star trek Discovery or Star trek Picard.
everything is upside down.
the present is in the future and the future is in the past
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1712a6 No.33464
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4aaee3 No.33465
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9292e4 No.33479
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ac979c No.33600
Imagine that in 2003 someone told you that the Star Trek name was being raped and that Seth McFuckingarlane made a better Star Trek than modern Star Trek, that SethMcFuckingarlane would made one the few half decent SciFi shows in years.
How would you react /strek/?
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df9196 No.33601
>>33416
Doesn't that contradict the entire point of DS9?
<Not just this webm, but also just how out-of-touch the Federation was when it came to the demilitarized zone.
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193168 No.33603
>>33465
Not only is Elara cuter than anything on STD, she's also got a good personality as well.
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62b19c No.33608
>>33232
s-so… are all our neat banners gone? Those were practically the only things /strek/ did well…
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749a67 No.33609
>>33608
Apparently so. Weren't they here a few days ago? I didn't delete them. I guess Codemonkey accidentally all our banners. I can grab the ones from the bunker, but that wasn't all of them.
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137204 No.33611
>>33609
I have a backup of all of them, including all the ones I made with the original assets so they can probably be re-made if necessary. I posted a message over there, just dont want to start dumping everything if it's a lost cause because there are a ton. I still have a fuck load unfinished and a few that never got added to the banner rotation. Need to know what to do with all of it. Might be easier to do a mega link or whatever. Let me know if you guise want them.
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749a67 No.33612
>>33611
A mega link or something similar would be awesome! Thank you for your help and foresight. As soon as I get them I'll start uploading them asap.
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749a67 No.33614
Remember when this website worked?
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728ad7 No.33616
>>33614
Before the top military brass of the US military (who have access to /trek/ levels of technology mind you) opened a back channel leading to a covert war that had all other boards caught in the crossfire
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749a67 No.33621
I uploaded the banners, but I'm still not seeing them. Is anyone else seeing them?
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749a67 No.33622
>>33621
And of course as soon as I post that, they start showing up. fml
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2e5fcc No.33624
>>33622
I'm having trouble viewing them. I get either the same banner or no banner at all.
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2e5fcc No.33625
>>33624
Seems to work better right after I post and solve a captcha, but then it goes back to not serving them up after I load a few more threads. Could be on my end, i guess. Cookies or something.
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