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File: 1633015bf5e4fb1⋯.jpg (205.66 KB,663x607,663:607,Porthos.jpg)

cb9afb No.26071 [View All]

So, I've started watching Enterprise and due to the popular opinion that it sucks ass my expectations were pretty low. But I'm 7 episodes in and I actually like it. Maybe because I'm just coming off of Voyager (which has possibly the least satisfying ending of all time, couldn't you have made 10 minutes of time for a real fucking wrap-up?) and am still suffering minor Janeway-related brain damage, but it seems to be a pretty decent show. The exploration of pre-Feddie Trek is interesting, the set design is good, at least on the NX-01, and the cast seem to be fairly competent. Archer is alright. And aside from going hot into the mpreg episode right at the start the stories have been solid. Does this turn into a flaming wreck later on or are the tales of how awful this show is exaggerated?

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bf3b07 No.26337

File: ae2f70dbb1fae97⋯.jpg (748.51 KB,1456x1080,182:135,Rikers_anbo-jytsu_match.jpg)

File: 97cb787baa4b165⋯.jpg (188.25 KB,1458x1080,27:20,theicarusfactor_hd_347.jpg)

>>26336

>Roddenberry was a weeb

Things are starting to fall into place.

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336dbc No.26338

>>26337

>people actually dislike this goofy fucking fight

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cdf816 No.26343

>>26338

It has its own goofy charm to it, I'm not trying to dispute that. I'm just using it as an example to highlight Roddenberry's status as a weeb.

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ccf3e0 No.26347

>>26337

THE ULTIMATE EVOLUTION OF THE MARTIAL ARTS

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60a885 No.26348

>>26092

Getting worked up over Riker larping as Chef is stupid. We never see his face, Chef could be anyone. The whole holodeck simulation isn't canon because how can the computer make that shit up anyway? Riker is not Chef, why do people say this? He was playing as Chef on his ENT larp. T'Pol could be programmed with a nicer bum and Riker would not have known the difference.

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ccf3e0 No.26349

>>26092

The ending was the best thing about Enterprise, because the show sucked and TNG was 1000x better.

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cdf816 No.26351

>>26348

>We never see his face

That's the damn point, part of the appeal of some characters is that they're always mentioned but never seen (and sometimes never heard) onscreen. I'm sure goytropes has an article on the phenomenon.

Also, while it was certainly annoying I don't think anyone claims Riker pretending to be Chef is the worst travesty that the ENT finale completed; there are plenty bigger problems like the retarded plot, the character development from the last season getting a big reset, and Trip's hamfisted death, which was needless and served no purpose besides adding some fake drama to the episode. Riker being Chef is just the irritating little cherry on top.

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238000 No.26355

>>26351

I always thought it was a writers in-joke that the chef was never shown, as a sort of a sarcastic response to the Neelix hate

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238000 No.26356

File: 2f97c908f33865e⋯.jpg (20.86 KB,474x266,237:133,klingiorn.jpg)

I am I the only one that hated the fucking utter fan masturbation session that was the Klingon augment virus arc? So much effort for something that could have just as easily been resolved by an studio executive flat out telling whining trek nerds "look, the Klingon simply look and act different from TOS because of advancements in make-up and effect budgets and to make them more distinct from the Romulians. Just use your damn imagination and pretend they always looked like that"

Not to mention the explanation made things even stupider. The TOS Klingons looked and acted like that because were literally part human? That's just fucking lame.

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80e248 No.26359

>>26356

no I really hated how Klingons were handled throughout ENT, honestly they shouldn't have been anywhere near it and the same goes for romulians too, all the aliens we should have seen should have been the ones closet to earth.

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238000 No.26361

>>26359

The Klingons certainly should have been down played after the pilot. I think the rather under used Tellarites and Nausicaan would have been far better choices as the baddies in the later Klingon episodes

But frankly they should have *increased* the presence of the Romulians because of the Vulcan connection. In fact ditching the useless temporal cold war idea in favor of the Romulians conducting a prolonged proxy war against the Vulcans and their allies would have been a far very better meta plot subject for the course of the show. Basically turing the plot of the 4th season arc over the course of two entire seasons.

You could have even kept the Sulibans in mostly the same role, but turned them and the Romulians into a dark reflection of the humans and Vulcans. Where the vulcans held back their technology and tried to be mostly hands off earth's development while also trying to keep earth from overreaching before they were ready, the Romulians flat out uplifted the Sulibans, gave them access to all sorts of technology, even genetic augmentations, then pushed them out into the galaxy as soon as possible to serve as fodder so they romulians wouldn't have to risk their own people. And you could use that to develop Archer's character over the seasons as he comes to realize maybe the vulcans wern't quite the total assholes he thought they were.

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87d57b No.26366

>>26356

STD did exactly this and everyone who doesn't have a shit taste thinks it's stupid. Keeping true to the established canon whilst not being afraid to add their own twists (like the Vulkan plot in S4) is what I liked about ENT. If all you wanted was "TNG but 200 years earlier", just watch TNG.

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35fcd0 No.26374

File: e1d37df7f22ad11⋯.jpeg (170.44 KB,1440x750,48:25,dirty-pair.jpeg)

>>26337

Ayup. No workplace conflicts, no boat-rocking, the boss being 100% right all the time no matter how bonkers their orders, obsessively following rules laid down from on high. Welcome to both Roddenberry scripts and Japanese workplaces.

Oh, and all the moonrunes in the images you posted are references to Urusei Yatsura. Lotsa weebs on the TNG production staff. And that's not even getting into all the Dirty Pair references. There's a reason that they named a high explosive "keiyurium".

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80e248 No.26375

>>26361

I think you've just fixed ENT

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8dbada No.26376

>>26361

>they should have *increased* the presence of the Romulians

The Romulan war was planned for the 5th season.

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d9033c No.26378

>>26376

That would have actually been really cool. However, there was no built-up. The reason the Dominion War worked out so well was because it was creeping up real slow and we already established characters like Dukat who'd play perfectly into that storyline.

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60a885 No.26384

>>26351

Riker as Chef on the holodeck would have worked as a decent enough stand alone episode tbh but not as a series finale.

>>26356

The Romulans should have been more of a chief antagonist in ENT. The Klingons should have been dismissive of humans as "weak and unimportant". The Earth Romulan War was only 9-10 years into humanities deep space exploration.

I want a post Voyager series with Archer as the bad guy since he is supposed to be future guy. Also, if Archer is the bad guy maybe we can get some flashbacks and see the Earth Romulan War on screen for once.

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238000 No.26387

>>26374

>We'll never get a story about section 31 using a pair of female augments, with a hilariously destructive track record, for wetwork ops in situations where they secretly want the entire region obliterated but star fleet would object if Sec31 *openly* ordered such an operation

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238000 No.26388

>>26374

>There's a reason that they named a high explosive "keiyurium".

It's also a major component used in holodeck emitters.

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1c512b No.26459

File: 2c85a4ca75fd62c⋯.jpg (24.99 KB,600x375,8:5,Pagh_graphic.jpg)

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8dbada No.26461

>>26378

Yeah, I meant that the 5th season would've started the build-up.

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cb9afb No.26564

File: 53d2fd6da2bca5e⋯.webm (3.91 MB,720x406,360:203,archer.webm)

Just got done with season 1 + first ep of 2, I'm honestly liking it so far. I'd like to see Picard drop kick some faggot from 800 years away.

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37bc91 No.26573

ENT Vulcans are best Vulcans

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35fcd0 No.26578

File: f5bc6ee24ed783f⋯.jpg (248.83 KB,799x1068,799:1068,Sakonna.jpg)

>>26573

>ENT Vulcans are best Vulcans

Second best.

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0b8245 No.26639

>>26578

she was perdy

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ba32b4 No.26640

>>26639

She got Quarked.

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35fcd0 No.26649

File: f51880cd6540119⋯.jpg (74.02 KB,692x530,346:265,Fascination-jadzia-dax-276….jpg)

File: b8140134ec695bf⋯.png (1.21 MB,999x783,37:29,skeptical.png)

File: ccb52706b0f6350⋯.jpg (78.55 KB,692x530,346:265,64286_1276166267827_full.jpg)

>>26640

I gotta hand it to Quark, he's got some good taste in ladies.

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0b8245 No.26655

File: adb5810b60eaee4⋯.png (54.71 KB,377x392,377:392,adb.png)

>>26640

Shame they didn't have a child. Greed combined with a complete lack of genuine emotion. Oy Vey.

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5e8fe1 No.26687

>>26655

they probably did, but it wasn't covered on screen

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9c2bb1 No.27645

File: b8ab544f8244335⋯.jpg (108.58 KB,640x480,4:3,degenerate.jpg)

>>26090

(((Bill Kristol)))

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2f7a59 No.27933

Anyone felt than in ENT most Vulcan females were craving a good dickings?

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03df4d No.27948

>>27933

The implication was always there, and it's an old trope in fantasy that elves or an elvish race compensates their coolish, graceful attitude secretly with a high sex drive .

They sexualised T'Pol too much though. She has no ass and that lube scene from the pilot makes everybody not taking the show seriously.

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289757 No.27951

>>27933

I thought it was spankings?

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4dea10 No.27959

File: 15c9da616844974⋯.jpg (91.37 KB,736x1129,736:1129,t'pol6.jpg)

>>27948

>high sex drive

Good trope.

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2a8b12 No.27960

>>27959

Fun fact, those airbags were an evolutionary safety feature due to the hazardous nature of early space travel

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23ea72 No.27963

>>27959

I want an edit of that of someone playing those like bongo drums.

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78ad5a No.28005

File: 49bbe576826385c⋯.mp4 (276.3 KB,388x480,97:120,Bimbo Britanny Elizabeth (….mp4)

>>27959

That's actually a good photoshop, but those are some fake ass bolt-on titties.

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9c65fe No.28012

>>28005

I've seen vids of her without all the make-up and it ain't pretty. I thought she was 50 something, but it turns out she's only 33-35.

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78ad5a No.28021

File: 066020b43ac320d⋯.mp4 (7.12 MB,406x720,203:360,Bimbo Britanny Elizabeth (….mp4)

>>28012

It's not that bad.

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9c65fe No.28031

>>28021

I guess the ones I saw she was in the shower. With her hair slicked back, looks like she's going bald. It's weird seeing so many women with receding hairlines nowadays.

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03df4d No.28033

>>28031

>It's weird seeing so many women with receding hairlines nowadays.

If there is no drug abuse involved, I doubt that the genetic make up of woman has changed THAT MUCH within the last hundred years…

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d1c391 No.28034

File: cf1ab5a231369e8⋯.jpg (33.49 KB,640x442,320:221,cf1ab5a231369e88ee001b6206….jpg)

>>28033

It's probably just a combination of the garbage most modern processed food is. Even shit that shouldn't need an ingredients list does. I can't buy heavy cream that isn't thickened with something like carageenan or locust bean gum. Shit that comes in a box is even worse. It's filled with all sorts of artificial colors, flavors, preservatives, and soy byproducts. There's also all the pharmaceutical contamination in our drinking water. People give filter man shit, but there really is a lot of garbage allowed to be in our water. That's not even counting fluoride.

So people eat this crap and chub up, so they decode to go on a diet and lose the weight. They cut calories like crazy, and stop getting healthy amounts of protein and vitamins. That makes their body stop wasting protein on things like hair. My mother had weight loss surgery. She lost weight like crazy, but also had her hair thin. When she got down to a healthy weight it eventually came back once things stabilized.

So I don't think it's that surprising once you realize how bad the jew has poisoned us.

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78ad5a No.28072

File: 8efe87e34d8ad9a⋯.mp4 (10.13 MB,136x240,17:30,Bimbo Britanny Elizabeth (….mp4)

>>28031

I'm a pretty big fan.

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d128fa No.28073

>>28072

>shaving your pubes, but leaving your chest hair on

Why? That would just look weird as fuck.

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78ad5a No.28074

>>28073

>he shaves all over

you might as well wear a skirt and start sucking cocks

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9c65fe No.28075

>>28072

I am as well, just her solo stuff though. Just saying she looks weird is all.

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fe7bc0 No.28104

>>28074

I don't think anon wants to become Ezri.

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35d272 No.28363

>>28104

Pretty sure Ezri is a buttslut more than a dicksucker.

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a202ff No.28370

>>28363

>Pretty sure Ezri is a buttslut more than a dicksucker.

She does have a tight little tush. And she'd be easy to bend over one's knees for a firm spanking, too.

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ca1cfd No.28409

>>28370

Wasn't it canon she got spanked or am I thinking of another character?

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