5f7dc3 No.21189 [View All]
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What would Jean Luc Picard do?
In this thread we post and discuss moral conundrums that we can encounter while exploring the galaxy.
>have nice asian waifu
>she comes back from a visit to a planet
>turns into a 12 yo loli
>still your waifu
>she demands you fulfill your marital obligation
Was it wrong to refuse giving her the warmth and companionship she needed?
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e20ecf No.23055
>>23047
1st pic is a godamn cosmetic surgery miracle if it's not photoshopped. 3rd before pic is, I'll go ahead and say it. I've seen worse in 3dpd real life, if she's got a nice personality I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers as the saying goes.
>>21477
>OR HOLO WAIFU
I know that's you Riker, I can hear your muttering "muh minuet" echoing through the duranium walls during 3rd shift. For fuck sakes either get over your it or get over your hypocrisy. I'm totally not Barclay.
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d29dcf No.23066
>>23055
>rd before pic is, I'll go ahead and say it. I've seen worse in 3dpd real life, if she's got a nice personality I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers as the saying goes.
You'll get no argument from me.
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792061 No.23090
>>23048
the odd thing is the big chin thing doesn't seem to be as prevalent in North Korea (or they're just hiding them), suggesting there's some environmental or dietary element to it besides just genes.
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4c3d4a No.23092
Alright, thread has been derailed enough
——————NEW CONUNDRUM——————
Imagine being the captain of Starfleets flagship. Your ego is as big as a M-class planet. During your voyages you encounter an omnipotent being that wants to have some friendly banter with you. Is it correct to risk the annihilation of the human race just to keep the moral high ground and your big dick image?
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1b5366 No.23093
>>23092
Can you do so by fugging it?
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4c3d4a No.23094
>>23093
what episode is that from?
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4c3d4a No.23095
>>23093
and why is he pulling up the blanket like he has tits?
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9709ad No.23096
>>23093
>Can you do so by fugging it?
You're not Kirk, so no.
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d358dd No.23113
>>23092
Technically the answer is: "no".
However, there is no practical way that someone would end up captain of a Starfleet flagship without being a retarded, narcissistic, shoot-from-the-hip chad cowboy that doesn't give a fuck about anyone else, so the actual answer is: "it will happen anyway".
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876443 No.23119
>>23092
Hey, at least he didn’t do anything stupid like chimp out and punch him.
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15cbba No.23124
>>23094
>>23095
Tapestry, the episode in which Picard gets stabbed in his mecha heart, and Q puts him in an alternate reality where he never lost his original heart.
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a1c1ef No.23240
>>23124
That episode was on BBC America last night. I forgot what a pussyslayer Picard used to be.
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bf3dfb No.23435
>>23240
His youthful Swole years
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7746f4 No.23508
————-NEW CONUNDRUM————
>So you got yourself a cute Borg girlfriend.
>You make out with her in the turbolift when suddenly commander Riker steps in.
>"Lol, you're gay, ensign. You just made out with a million dudes. That makes you the biggest faggot on this ship"
>"Yeah, but I also made out with a million chicks." you reply. "That makes me the top Chad of this vessel."
Who's in the right?
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323b50 No.23510
>>23508
This is painfully stupid. You have genuinely shamed your entire family with this retarded bullshit. You are a verified cocksucker even on the level of the soul. Fuck you.
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8a5bce No.23511
>>23508
Son I am going to ASSimilate your behind. Drop your pants.
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ec1f05 No.23512
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8e2f0f No.23513
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d358dd No.23527
>>23508
If she's disconnected from the Collective (which one would presume) then it's only her. Besides, the Borg isn't at all a true Hive Mind. It's more like every drone has an instantaneous and very high bandwidth connection to a massive cloud storage with constant real-time upload/download.
Then again, if you want to ask whether possessing the entire memory and personality matrix of another person means you ARE that person… we're outside the realm of sci-fi and squarely in philosophy.
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8e2f0f No.23540
>>23527
No, she's connected.
>Then again, if you want to ask whether possessing the entire memory and personality matrix of another person means you ARE that person… we're outside the realm of sci-fi and squarely in philosophy.
A key question here is can you distinguish the memories between yours and the ones of others? I think if you can't distinguish them you aren't yourself anymore. This would also mean that every borg is the same.
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9709ad No.23541
>>23540
>you aren't yourself anymore.
>This would also mean that every borg is the same.
Isn't that entirely the point of the collective? Every individual drone is basically just a body for the personality of the collective to use.
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8e2f0f No.23542
>>23541
But do the Borg work this way? Why do Borg queens exist then?
Also I think Riker is wrong. He's just salty that he has nobody to fool around with. He's acting like the resident Chad but how many women did he actually mount in all those episodes. I wouldn't be surprised if some pity sex from Troi is everything he ever got.
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3d0baf No.23545
>>23542
>But do the Borg work this way?
Yes. Even when she lost her connection to the Borg Seven asked Janeway to "Restore this drone to the Collective." Not "me," but "this drone."
>Why do Borg queens exist then?
Because the writers for First Contact are retarded and think the Borg are just ants in space. The Queen should be ignored whenever possible.
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f68a49 No.23562
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d358dd No.23588
>>23540
I'm sure they can distinguish the memories, but it depends. At one point (might have been several; I don't remember) Seven literally went full multiple-personality-disorder with the various people that she'd personally assimilated.
>>23545
>"Restore this drone to the Collective."
One doesn't need a true hive-mind to speak like that, only to be thoroughly brainwashed.
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2f0ec5 No.24171
>>23029
>>23046
>>23047
Christ you could land aircraft on those jaws.
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865c9d No.28970
>>23047
Jay Leno built a time machine, went back to ancient Korea and fucked a shit ton of women.
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480a44 No.28972
>>23588
>One doesn't need a true hive-mind to speak like that, only to be thoroughly brainwashed.
Effect is basically the same either way, no? whether it's a hivemind by public school turned up to 11 or through technology, the point is that the Borg act as a complete collective.
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85acc2 No.29045
>>23508
>still believing the collective consciousness meme
CC doesn't exist: the Borg are just using a galactic version of the internet.
In this particular case, they would be experiencing your fucking through a very realistic youtube.
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46c5e6 No.29046
>>29045
From what Hugh said, the collective is voices in your head. I would say the effect is to have everybody's thoughts in your head, and you aren't sure which ones were generated by you.
>>23508
The borg gf would ultimately represent the entire collective, so if you have a borg gf at that point it would ultimately be the borg queen.
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43da57 No.29059
>>29045
Everyone is so quick to forget the borg queen and her ability to dominate the wills of the drones. There is no question, it's a top down control mental control scheme. Not a suggestion matrix, not "internet", a top-down control system (or brainwashing system, if you like).
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a62f90 No.29100
>>29059
>her ability to dominate the wills of the drones
Unimatrix Zero begs to differ.
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1b5366 No.29109
>>29059
>Everyone is so quick to forget the borg queen
There's a very good reason for that, the Borg queen is trash.
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7165dd No.29110
>>29100
Unimatrix 0 is an aberration.
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57ad75 No.29121
Reminder, Voyager is just a holodeck simulation meant to push sane Vulcans to the breaking point.
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763219 No.30913
——————NEW CONUNDRUM——————
>borderline retards from some backwater planet con you out of your chief engineer
>you somehow get him back
>you simply fly away like nothing happened
>they live to con the next sucker
Was Riker right to not destroy them? I don't think so. Sure the Enterprise was in no danger but a lesser developed civilization with a weaker ship might not be so lucky. Tho the Pakled aren't criminal savants they show a high level of criminal energy and ruthlessness. Letting them off the hook is like not covering a hole just because you are so fat that you can't fall in it.
Good example why Riker is not captain material.
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86eabb No.30918
>>30913
>Getting conned by dumbasses
Yeah, if it does happen to you, then it's well deserved. Worf knew not to trust them.
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99cde6 No.30920
>>30913
>>they live to con the next sucker
They're not conning anybody unless they find a captain as dumb as Riker
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dfb869 No.30952
>>30920
I have the feeling there are more than enough starfleet captains who would fall for this trick.
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15cbba No.31309
WHAT WOULD /STREK/ DO: ORVILLE EDITION
You have the power to bring Alara back to the show as a main character. But if you do, she gets LAMARRd in the next episode.
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7165dd No.31313
>>31309
She will be missed.
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0d9cdc No.31315
>>21194
More like yellow and white.
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dfb869 No.31319
>>31309
I'd bring a version of her back that looks a bit more jewish.
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4d6552 No.31325
>>31319
This. And really hammer home that she's only doing it as propaganda for the other races in her species. Make her and her family a parasidic villain faction on her planet.
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d4a7c0 No.31329
haha can't wait to tell /r/startrek about this lol
Over a hundred posts discussing child rape on a Star Trek discussion sub. 8chan really is evil.
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15cbba No.31330
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f7c78d No.31336
I want to experiment on my infant brother
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a62f90 No.31340
>>31329
>child rape
She wasn't a child; you missed the entire point of the argument.
>>31336
>experiment
… do you mean in either a Josef Mengele, or a Jeffery Dahmer sort of way?
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ba1ab9 No.31361
>>21414
>Must feel pretty damn good, though
it does
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ba1ab9 No.31362
>>31329
She wasn't a child, she was an adult in a child's body. Riker still accepted commands from mini-JL because he was still an adult, no matter what the body looked like
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