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c8919b  No.18910[Last 50 Posts]

The Cardassians are the greatest race in all the Glaxay. Talk about your favorite Cardassians and how they are superior to other inferior races.

Does anytone think they are autistic enough to try writing a Cardassian style mystery novel?

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2ff109  No.18911

FUCKING NEWFAGS CAN'T SEARCH THE CATALOG REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>40

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c8919b  No.18913

>>18911

Not the same.

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d94061  No.18915

Was this thread really necessary since we've already got several Cardassian threads in the catalog already?

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c8919b  No.18916

>>18915

Cardassian threads are the life blood of /strek/, also recently swole threads have been popular.

What would a swole Cardassian look like?

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ea5919  No.18937

File: 6d24c56240736b4⋯.jpg (97.55 KB, 1048x1084, 262:271, Garak.jpg)

>>18916

>Cardassians not having the style they should.

Please come by my shop when you have the time, I'll be more than happy to show you the latest trends on Cardassia.

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c8919b  No.19109

File: 4d0da56828c8a2e⋯.jpg (83.49 KB, 1023x885, 341:295, removehasperat.jpg)

FRESH OC

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66faa1  No.19114

File: 30f0adc1650b998⋯.png (617.15 KB, 839x681, 839:681, Dukat is not impressed.png)

>>18937

I'm so glad that you finally found a calling you could excel at Elim. Although I note that your produce tends to reflect a more Bajoran artistic sensibility, I know that the more patriotic Cardassian styles require a little more skill with the needle, but surely it's worth taking a little extra time to hone your skills.

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08bd2f  No.19120

File: 2f3a30504621ccc⋯.jpg (35.17 KB, 775x692, 775:692, Tora_Ziyal,_In_Purgatorys_….jpg)

>>19114

Why thank you, Skrain. That's high praise coming from you; all of Cardassia is acquainted with your exquisite taste in all things Bajoran, after all.

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66faa1  No.19129

File: 07f8b360aad85c4⋯.jpg (332.87 KB, 2000x1532, 500:383, Dukat - nigger what the fu….jpg)

>>19120

I honestly thought you were above such false equivalencies Elim. I was in command of a military facility with a grand total of no Cardassian women assigned to serve there, you know that the military has always been all but exclusively male. Now, whilst you may have always shown a striking degree of flexibility in such situations I had a need for female company, and there was only one type of such company available. This is a far cry from your own lack of sartorial taste.

Then again I would expect a man disowned by his own father to possess no understanding of either the finer points of a brown blooded Cardassian mans sexuality, or the subtle nature of class in ones dress. It would probably be best for you to go back to your pointless flirting with that human doctor you seem so fond of, it will do you more good than your tailors play shop.

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82af96  No.19159

File: 9c0a76164b6838e⋯.jpg (41.95 KB, 350x443, 350:443, damar has disdain for hasp….jpg)

>>19129

You disappoint me, Dukat. A true Cardassian would put the vows he made to his wife before the baser urgings of the flesh. Or are we to become like the Federation libertines, rushing headlong to Risa or the holosuites at the faintest tug of our libidos?

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c8919b  No.19160

File: 6e9a4c53290f376⋯.jpg (82.98 KB, 1023x885, 341:295, removehasperat2.jpg)

I changed the hands to be more Cardassian,

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66faa1  No.19165

File: 3556524f20cb780⋯.jpg (160.31 KB, 470x470, 1:1, Dukat, no it's not a cult.jpg)

>>19159

Come now Damar, of course you have to save face in your new role as the 'HERO OF THE GLORIOUS CARDASSIAN REBELLION!' but I remember your actions on Terok Nor. I wonder what your wife would say if she knew that the man she married, and the father of her children, was just as base a libertine as I apparently must be. Granted you took at least some of your pleasure from the alleged Kanar sold by that little Ferengi weasel, but you hardly have clean hands in this discussion.

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7fa872  No.19167

File: 601fa0557926761⋯.jpg (89.76 KB, 490x769, 490:769, Reaction - OH BOY HERE WE ….jpg)

>>19165

>>19159

>>19129

>>19120

>>19114

>>18937

Never leave this board, you glorious autists.

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50441d  No.19168

File: 06ee1b13c97eeb1⋯.jpg (22.66 KB, 457x542, 457:542, molly o brain.jpg)

Mommy, daddy, they're fighting again!

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66faa1  No.19173

File: f53525bc3f5b631⋯.jpg (25.79 KB, 439x330, 439:330, Dukat annoyed.jpg)

>>19168

Now now, human child, there's no need to concern yourself in the affairs of adults. Cardassian social interactions follow different rules to the … less developed human norms you are becoming accustomed to. Now, if you run along home and promise to learn more from your father than from your mother then there's a lovely glass of hot fish juice in it for you.

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ea5919  No.19190

File: b464a9a8d17320d⋯.jpg (17.05 KB, 284x245, 284:245, garak happy.JPG)

>>19168

- breaks a smile -

{obsidian order watching over her for the rest of her life}

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491312  No.19194

File: 5c0d493feb2e697⋯.jpg (507.19 KB, 1400x1072, 175:134, quark1a1.jpg)

>>19159

>>19165

>>18937

Gentlemen, please! this is a civil establishment, surely it's unbecoming of men of such standing to bicker like tellarite politicians. if there's one thing ive learned from the federation, it's that it's far better to save the squabbling until after ordering a few rounds of drinks. Now.. Kanar anyone?

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419caf  No.19208

File: 4f7338074cddcf3⋯.jpeg (11.98 KB, 292x284, 73:71, 292.jpeg)

>>19194

HEY JAKEOO, YOU WANT TO PLAY BASEBALL?

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d978fa  No.19209

File: ad012677de23ba8⋯.png (228.17 KB, 400x307, 400:307, ClipboardImage.png)

>>19208

The man said Kanar, hu-mahn. Not root beer.

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4ca884  No.19211

>>19160

Lol nice

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708a4f  No.19212

>>19190

>Obsidian Order

>the rest of her life

Elim, I…

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c8919b  No.19247

File: bbce17a767afbd6⋯.webm (171.06 KB, 760x572, 190:143, bbce17a767afbd601cf726732….webm)

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66faa1  No.19301

File: 932364d03b0cb62⋯.jpg (24.86 KB, 350x350, 1:1, Dukat, this used to be my ….jpg)

>>19208

You know, Sisko, he'll learn much more from a good game of Kotra or even watching an average Vole fight. This human 'baseball' seems a tedious sport that teaches very little beyond basic hand eye coordination. I'd be happy to lend you a few good books on Cardassian parenting strategies if you'd be interested; I understand it will be harder for you without your father, grandfather and great grandfather being present to assist, but I'm sure you'll muddle through.

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22deff  No.19303

File: f2665132e81689b⋯.jpg (47.45 KB, 485x715, 97:143, sisko_dressuni.jpg)

>>19301

Then tell me, DuKHAT; where in your books does it suggest murdering your own daughter to avoid embarrassment? I think you are the last person I should be taking parenting advice from. Now if you don't mind, I have important work to do in your old office.

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67b3e7  No.19307

/strek/

>Come for the Trek, stay for the autism

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868e71  No.19311

File: fd2c7a9ac503587⋯.png (315.55 KB, 455x632, 455:632, 95b7838964d3ce6dcb2f8f1803….png)

>>19307

That should be our board motto.

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7fa872  No.19312

>>19311

No no.

/STREK/ : TO BOLDLY DERAIL THREADS IN WAYS NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE

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13b6b8  No.19314

>>19311

I miss that thread.

>>19312

Nobody can derail /strek/ cause they are the experts at derailing.

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66faa1  No.19329

File: 1a3dd9ffeefb804⋯.jpg (44.21 KB, 550x300, 11:6, Dukat, this is my rape fac….jpg)

>>19303

I'm so glad you asked Commander. I very rarely get a good chance to discuss proper parenting, as other Cardassians understand the topic so well. As for the advice on the correct way to … ensure that your daughter does not cause undue political embarrassment that's implied regularly throughout the Never Ending Sacrifice, and many other repetitive epics; it is most strongly praised in Meditations on a Crimson Shadow. You think me callous, don't you Sisko. I'm the Cardassian monster who laughed as he slaughtered innocent Bajorans. But I tell you now that I loved Tora, as only a father can love his child. Whilst it was of course important to minimise the risk that her very existence posed to the state it was also the kindest act I could take as a father. She was strong enough to recover from the suffering caused by her experiences as a captive of the Breen, but the insidious, heartless, lies of he Federation and Bajorans would have broken her spirit and turned her against her own family. Would you allow your enemies to do that to Jake? What father could allow such a future for a child that he loved?

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22deff  No.19342

File: a9ed723753289a1⋯.jpg (76.27 KB, 1023x768, 341:256, Gasheer.jpg)

>>19329

Correct me if I am wrong, but I thought the point of the Never Ending Sacrifice is that the sins of the Son are inherently the sins of the Father, and as such it is the responsibility of the father to deal with their wrongdoings themselves rather than try to project their fate upon their descendants. The whole point of these repetitive epics is that the cycle must be broken by those who commit the crie, not those who years later who pay for it. So,Duka't it is you that must deal with your past, not your daughter. Regardless, I must be on my way: a patient has presented with the most peculiar form of intraspacial pathogen I have ever seen and I believe I am close to a breakthrough. Good day Duka't.

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66faa1  No.19343

File: 455693ec2171303⋯.jpg (9.36 KB, 236x236, 1:1, Garak - I has a smug.jpg)

>>19342

Oh, Doctor, I cannot think of a more human response; you really should consider expanding your cultural horizons. Why, I remember when I was on Romulus - as a gardener of course - when I gave this charming young Romulan boy a copy of Paean to Kunderah and he was convinced that it was a description of how the state should manipulate its citizens! The very thought of it! Anyway, I was wondering when I would next see you at the replomat, there is a Boolean freighter docking with the station in a number of days and I believe that the captain has some VERY interesting business that might interest you. I'm sure you take my meaning, my dear doctor.

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22deff  No.19346

File: 23f513f8749a1ec⋯.jpg (13.52 KB, 350x466, 175:233, Gashmanshir.jpg)

>>19343

Well if I recall correctly, you told me Hamlet was about the weakness of the Danish succession system rather than the will of man to want power, but that is besides the point. I would recommend to Duka't that you read an old Earth Novel: Nineteen-Eighty-Four, it deals with much of the ideals you hold dear and criticise them in the manner they should be so: especially those of relationships and child rearing

As for you Garak, you know I am never one to turn down your offers of an interesting experience, pray do tell me more of this Boolean captain.

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66faa1  No.19349

File: 336802a0fbbfdd9⋯.jpg (43.82 KB, 540x406, 270:203, Garak - my dear Doctor.jpg)

>>19346

Ah, I believe I encountered a copy of that book a while ago. Reading it provided me with a handy way to fill an otherwise boring evening. Tell me Doctor, is that really how you view the Cardassian Union? The abandonment of family and such wasteful and inefficient surveillance systems. I can't imagine what sort of shudder would run through an Obsidian Order agent who even considered using such obvious devices as those 'telescreens', they'd be in a great deal of trouble with their superiors as well. The creation of fictional enemies also seemed rather wasteful, and the sheer level of inefficient and unwarranted hatred on display was shocking. Do you honestly believe Cardassia is so poorly run Doctor? I can't believe i'm saying this, but you wound me, I thought that Starfleet believed in accepting cultural differences, not condemning other peoples based on your own ignorant assumptions.

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22deff  No.19350

File: edc2b18a4b6270c⋯.jpg (39.09 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Gashir with Garak.jpg)

>>19349

Oh Garak, you et me wrong. You see in Earth literature, it is a common theme to take element that are normal in society and amplify them to rather extreme extents to prove a point: this is called a "parable". I am not suggesting this is the manner that the Cardassian Union is run, but in fact the effect if one took the nature of how the union operates to an extreme level. You see in Human history and literature, it is only possible to see the wrongs in our society if said wrongs are amplified and blown up to an extreme extent. Nineteen-Eighty-Four is meant to be a critique of what we call a "totalitarian society", one that many humans would describe Cardasia as, and one that shows its flaws to an extreme extent to highlight them. I understand it is often difficult for Cardassians to understand this "hyperbole", as we all it, because your narratives rely on repetition of the same situations but you see humans often only see our faults when they are over exaggerated and put into plain view. Regardless, I do not see Cardassia as the "Oceania" of Nineteen-Eighty-Four, just reminiscent in certain characteristics; the same characteristics that were visible on earth in the early and mid 20th century in various governments.

However, I do recommend you read the Klingon novel "The Fall of T'kokhnar"; it tells of the fall of a tyrant who relies on his intelligence services who eventually turn on him and replace him. I imagine you may personally enjoy the tale of his spymasters, but it says a lot about modern Cardassian society.

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66faa1  No.19352

File: a6081fc9863cfe1⋯.jpg (13.42 KB, 236x236, 1:1, Smug Intensifies.jpg)

>>19350

Oh, my dear Doctor, I'm glad that you're finally coming around. It took you a little longer than I had expected but I am glad that you're starting to realise that in order to find flaws in Cardassian society you need to exaggerate far beyond reality. It's one of the marks of less developed societies to indulge in this 'hyper-bowl', but I suppose that you've come a long way in the last few centuries. As for Klingon literature I find it a little too overblown. All that obsession with personal honour and the strength of their warriors breaks any sense of immersion that I normally find from a good book. I also find it hard to believe that those oafs in the KIIA would be able to manage something as complicated as a coup, the Obsidian Order realised a while ago that they cause more problems than they solve anyway. It's much simpler to let something like the Detapa Council handle the administrative busywork and to just guide them in the more important matters.

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1a7d05  No.19360

Do we have a complete archive of these glorious autists?

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22deff  No.19384

File: 0dcbf830d150822⋯.jpg (7.83 KB, 480x360, 4:3, When he sticks in a thumb.jpg)

>>19352

Oh the Obsidian Order realised it is easier to control Cardassia from the shadows? It sounds like you have some quite personal knowledge about that; bit strange for a gardener-turned-tailor, no?

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66faa1  No.19385

File: 13696d0c8c13707⋯.jpg (103.75 KB, 694x530, 347:265, Garak smile.jpg)

>>19384

My dear Doctor, I'm sure I've mentioned this a few times before but you hear SO many interesting things whilst hemming shirts and weeding flowerbeds. Now, as for Klingon literature, whilst I do find it to be generally tedious there was a very interesting new piece that I heard is being written at this very moment. It's a politically charged work, detailing the dishonourable conduct of a senior Klingon military official and the potential impact of his private dealings with Ferengi land speculators on the course of the Empire as a whole. A truly fascinating story.

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699e61  No.19397

>>19129

>Now, whilst you may have always shown a striking degree of flexibility in such situations

SHOTSFIRED

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66faa1  No.19455

>>19397

Go to any trek fanfic site and type in "Garak/ " I can assure you the first few dozen responses in the search bar would be male characters. You'll get to Garak/Captain America before you see too many female characters.

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f5e134  No.19459

File: 55aa1caddb8f9fd⋯.jpeg (14.52 KB, 200x151, 200:151, 8C5442B2-12C9-4839-AC49-6….jpeg)

>>19352

> I am glad that you're starting to realise that in order to find flaws in Cardassian society you need to exaggerate far beyond reality

Well that’s certainly true now, Cardassian, after the Founders did the quadrant the great service of bombarding Cardassia Prime into ashes. They let me out just in time for the attack on Cardassia Prime, you know. I toured the wreckage with Sisko and did my best to keep a straight face. Finally O’Brien and I went around a corner and just laughed our heads off for maybe thirty minutes straight. That night we sang old war songs and drank scotch until finally O’Brien started weeping uncontrollably about the ‘real horrors being at home.’ Not sure what that was about but he couldn’t kill my good mood.

What’s left of your home planet does have a certain beauty to it, in that way that ash, wreckage, and latrines among ruins captivates the imagination. I look around and I see pools, parks, and statues of great men like Captain Jellico. Of course I’ve volunteered to be part of the rebuiling efffort. The Federation is going to help you, simple feeble victims, to become a proper and functioning society. We will add your distinctiveness to our own. I’m going to make sure we have plenty of root beer on hand. To give out to the Cardassian children, you understand, so long as they bring us all the taspar eggs they can find. Those things are good, especially with tabasco sauce. Maybe some enterprising Ferengi will open a chain on earth and call it Gul Tastee’s Victory Eggs.

You know the funny thing, Cardassian? If Picard had let me board that stupid ship, we would have pushed your shit in before the Dominion even got a chance to do it. We’d have probably stopped at a dozen systems or so, enough for the Obsidian Order to collapse and maybe some other backward group to take control after a few decades of infighting. But you’d still have a culture and dignity. I need to send Picard a gift or something.

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66faa1  No.19463

File: 7279dac07ec2f2a⋯.jpg (91.92 KB, 692x530, 346:265, Garak, the fire rises.jpg)

>>19459

You'll find that it takes a little more than root beer and Taspar eggs to quench the fire, Star Fleet. If you can turn a man rejected by his own people back into a patriot then all manner of things are possible.

and now I just want to watch a properly made Trek series set during the rebuilding of Cardassia where the federation is confronted with an insurgency run by trained special ops teams rather than angry border farmers. If it was intelligently written that could be a fascinating piece, particularly is SF officers started acting and talking like your post.

we're never going to get that, are we

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8793f7  No.19464

>>19463

Maxwell as the occupying governor vs Garak as the insurgent would be a fucking awesome show.

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50441d  No.19465

File: f46520a3db9ca31⋯.jpg (103.49 KB, 1375x749, 1375:749, NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVE….jpg)

>>19463

>any new Star Trek series

>set after DS9/Voyager

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66faa1  No.19469

>>19464

That would be fantastic even if it was just to Star Fleet and the Feddies have their very own Vietnam (with Maxwell turning into some kind of Col Kilgore). Garak leading a resurgent Obsidian Order as the rebels would be kind of cool, but at the same time it doesn't want to be fan fic.

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254af4  No.19472

File: aec03b2d67504ba⋯.jpg (34.65 KB, 687x736, 687:736, Kellin_(Crewman).jpg)

>>19463

let me tell you a little story, Cardassian. After Earth's second world war, we unleashed our most feared weapon of all time. mercy. You see, when you show mercy to a former enemy and help them rebuild, they become clay in your hands.

And before they knew it, they wore out clothes, ate our food and told our jokes like it was nothing. And Cardassia prime has shortages of everything. food, clothes…humour. Do you see where i'm going with this?

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493391  No.19475

File: 8c8519011452f9f⋯.png (312.72 KB, 710x539, 710:539, 118A7F72-5F2F-4490-A170-24….png)

>>19472

Oh Dear Boy, you have no idea how good it is to see you blossom into manhood. Joined up with a nice little uniform and ideals and everything. You always were so helpful and positive. Do you remember the few times when I managed to get us out of sight of that monstrous mechanized misguided moron and you used to help me get sweet sweet release? Do you still get the nightmares where you imagine me crushing your supple young form beneath my adult girth. You always were a good lad. How I miss you down here in Hell. Oh the pain! Oh the pain of it all!

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66faa1  No.19476

File: 25b755987f76fde⋯.jpg (28.45 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Cardassia bug armour.jpg)

>>19472

You still don't understand, do you Star Fleet. You are now the second alien force that has attempted to crush our people into servitude. If you had simply left us as friends it could have brought about a peaceful coexistence between the Federation and the Cardassian Union. Instead you decided to try to corrupt us and take the culture we had fought, suffered, killed, and died for away from us. Cardassia may not be in a state to win a straight up ground war for the time being, but there is still more than enough will and expertise (reinforced by the experience of Damars revolutionary forces) to fight whoever will try to take our independence and culture from us. You do understand that everyone sees through your worst lie as soon as you say it. Even the most backwards Pakled rolls his eyes when you say "we come in peace".

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13b6b8  No.19479

File: a98f92c5dc4c70b⋯.gif (101.87 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 1469842336975.gif)

>This entire thread

Each time I browse this thread in the morning I smile.

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174f9a  No.19480

File: 9101e08cb8bd042⋯.jpg (90.55 KB, 750x937, 750:937, 27972051_1999008843646202_….jpg)

Excuse me what is going on in this thread?

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66faa1  No.19481

File: 366ce7e22c7dd0a⋯.jpg (37.54 KB, 550x300, 11:6, Suddenly, Dukat.jpg)

>>19480

In this thread a number of Cardassian and Star Fleet Officers are having a frank and open exchange of opinions, it's a stimulating and healthy diplomatic exchange. It began as two old … colleagues lightly poking fun at each other but then took a somewhat darker tone once Star Fleets less genetically advanced personnel weighed in with their ill informed anger and presumptuous assumptions. I can tell you, as a man who served Cardassia and the Cardassian people for more years than you can remember that Cardassia will one day be free again. If the Dominion working with Breen and Jem Hadar could not break us then a group of humans who shudder even at the thought of an efficient justice system will not manage to achieve much.

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5bb559  No.19482

File: f428d7ca3183d98⋯.jpeg (13.93 KB, 200x200, 1:1, FD9C1B51-C005-48F7-AF6B-4….jpeg)

>>19476

It is funny to hear Cardassians talk about living together in peace. Your culture is incapable of peace. The very second you get the chance you’ll show up with those smug smiles telling your lies, and the bureaucrats back in San Francisco will eat it up as you -again- start building up forces along our borders. Millions of innocents will die, again. Every one of those weirdos on Betazed would be alive if Picard had just listened to me.

That’s why we’re going to improve your culture. Fix it, and fix you, the same way you fix any kind of dangerous animal. I’ll see to it you cutlery-skulled monsters never threaten the peace again. And when…wait…Dukat? Is that you? Why do you have mutton chops? What the hell are you wearing?

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53cb59  No.19485

File: e035503bf3816fe⋯.jpeg (24.02 KB, 448x310, 224:155, 1DC71D8B-8DEB-4CB7-9943-7….jpeg)

>>19481

>a group of humans who shudder even at the thought of an efficient justice system will not manage to achieve much.

Hello, I am a nondescript starfleet officer but I just want to say you have this absolutely correct. The Federation will not engage in extrajudicial murder, certainly not anything like a genocide with a biological weapon. After all, have we ever been caught doing any so grotesque? Imagine if the Federation had an intelligence service so good at what it does no one knows it exists. Ridiculous, I know. We’re the bubbly, happy, cloying Federation.

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f15589  No.19486

File: 0c07a54b2c6d9ff⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 92.46 KB, 1177x493, 1177:493, thing.jpg)

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66faa1  No.19487

File: b50d9766c63a8be⋯.jpg (307.99 KB, 1437x1079, 1437:1079, Cardassia bug armour 2.jpg)

>>19482

Looking back at the history of the relations between our people your view is clearly mired in your own propaganda, prejudice, and inability to deal appropriately with the rigours and stress of command. The Federation made the first moves by expanding aggressively into Cardassian space whilst constructing military and surveillance facilities in positions that were carefully chosen to cause economic turmoil in the Cardassian Union. We tried to resolve the situation diplomatically. When that failed we attempted to remove the threat covertly with minimal violence. When it became clear that these colonies were the first step of an invasion we realised our only hope for survival was to strike preemptively at your Setlik III facilities. Hiding military assets amongst your civilians was a foul move that could only have been taken by Star Fleet. Even the Ferengi would baulk at the thought of using their wives and children as body armour, but not you Captain. You put your children inside your warships and then feign horror when they are injured in the wars you start.

The sad thing is that we would be happy to deal with you as equals, but your Federation arrogance forces you to look down your nose as you condescend your way through life. You are the greatest threat to peace in the Alpha Quadrant.

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53cb59  No.19488

>>19487

Your narrative is as ridiculous as your headgear, Macet or Dukat or whoever the hell you are. Just…what is that? Nose protection?

At any rate, as O’Brien often so eloquently says, when two people are in a turbolift and one farts, both know who did it. Your own aide-the one standing near your shoulder-admitted the attack was an ‘error’, although I suspect you knew exactly what you were doing. But leaving that aside, I know what happened. I know it was a civilian outpost. I know my family was there and if there had been a military installation it wouldn’t have been so one-sided until the Rutledge arrived.

What you have to realize is that all the people who would believe your Cardassian…facts…are carbon floating through the air of Cardassia Prime now. The rest of us operate by different facts. And the question of the greatest threat to the Alpha Quadrant is very relative. To you, it’s the Federation. To the Klingons, Romulans, Bajorans, and Federation, it’s…well, you. I suppose the Breen might hate us as much as you do, but you don’t seem to be in a good spot to seek allies from them.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m finalizing this shipment of textbooks for the refugee camps. They highlight the visit by Bajoran space explorers to Cardassia, centuries before you developed warp. These are the kinds of facts I think Cardassian children should learn.

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53cb59  No.19489

File: 1228e468e069c7b⋯.jpeg (18.16 KB, 200x267, 200:267, 1D65981A-FD28-4F77-86A3-3….jpeg)

>>19488

Forgot my picture, sorry

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9e07f5  No.19491

File: c6837802d2f6e5f⋯.jpg (7.19 KB, 239x250, 239:250, 1471964729813.jpg)

>>19489

>character post

>forgets to attach picture

>attaches picture and apologizes out of character

>ruins dubs

you had one job, retard, but because i like this thread i'll give you some advice: next time just type (cont.) and compose a few more lines in-character and add the picture. You ruined my immersion.

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94df9f  No.19492

File: 87fc4dd7852ba82⋯.jpeg (55.18 KB, 600x338, 300:169, C379ACA1-9EAB-4CE1-987A-7….jpeg)

>>19491

>Out of character

Look buddy. I’m not so good with computers. I spent three decades as a prison warden in twentieth century earth due to a botched mission I can’t discuss. I barely even remember how to use the goddamn three seashells anymore.

I made a mistake and I owned up to it because I’m a starfleet captain. I’m just sadly inept sometimes with these computers you can’t talk to.

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66faa1  No.19515

File: 8891d5c0833bc41⋯.jpg (29.89 KB, 273x365, 273:365, Gul Macet - sex god.jpg)

>>19488

>Your own aide-the one standing near your shoulder-admitted the attack was an ‘error’

Is that how Star Fleet records report that conversation, Maxwell .. or Picard, or whoever? Next you'll be telling me that the records submitted from Dee - Ess - 9 show Gul Dukat confirming that Bajoran Lightship myth. Come now captain, it is a nonsensical story thought up by mindless labourers in the attempt to make their own lives more bearable. From what I could find of your history it is equivalent to the story of a man called 'Yakub' as told by a particular sub-species of humanity (I minored in 'Inferior/Non-Cardassian Cultures' at the University of Cardassia). Humans have a history of promoting and inventing 'alternative facts' and claiming that 'their truth' is actually a valid reflection of reality. Your claims that we are the most feared force in the Alpha Quadrant is … flattering, but ridiculous. We only ever wanted to live calmly, peacefully, and traditionally within our own space. It wasn't until your Star Fleet began expanding into our sphere of influence and specifically targeting resource extraction sites and transport colonies that we were forced to take our most aggressive move for centuries and enter a war with you. From what you are saying it would seem that Star Fleet has 'lost' the records of our attempts to resolve the situation peacefully. It seems that Federation archivists are in dire need of assistance! They constantly lose all evidence of anything unfitting you have done! Cardassians bear their mistakes nobly! Accepting that you must admit to your faults before you can mend them! ANY CARDASSIAN CHILD COULD TELL YOU THAT, CAPTAIN!!

For a species known primarily for their deceit you have reached a new low captain. Your upcoming bloody and humiliating expulsion from Cardassian space will no doubt be recorded as a glorious victory by your historians. Where the noble Star Fleet simply chose to withdraw and go home for … some reason.

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9e07f5  No.19516

File: accfb4d174fe087⋯.jpg (225.01 KB, 700x450, 14:9, 1511241107837.jpg)

>>19492

competent save, anon. quite satisfactory.

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b54eef  No.19523

File: 422ef1e1f799ecd⋯.jpeg (14.75 KB, 200x150, 4:3, 56BA6CB2-59DB-4B53-818E-9….jpeg)

>>19515

>From what I could find of your history it is equivalent to the story of a man called 'Yakub' as told by a particular sub-species of humanity

IT’S REAL! IT’S ALL REAL!

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4eec41  No.19533

File: 65dd1cec91465e7⋯.jpg (10.55 KB, 208x208, 1:1, Star Trek ds9 -odo stare -….jpg)

>>19212

>>19485

You wouldn't be thinking of breaking the law on my station, would you?

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a93d5e  No.19537

File: 158026f0e103c5e⋯.jpeg (19.25 KB, 350x306, 175:153, 99A222A5-2182-4B9C-8C88-E….jpeg)

>>19533

‘Your’ station? You Founders do tend to like to claim things in the Alpha Quadrant, don’t you?

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66faa1  No.19544

File: 6787d4bc270d660⋯.jpg (95.78 KB, 363x405, 121:135, Jem Hadar.jpg)

>>19537

He is a Founder, human. Your station, your world, and this entire quadrant along with all its inhabitants are his birth right. You would do well to remember that.

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7fa872  No.19550

File: 7d688aac4065311⋯.jpg (49.57 KB, 300x292, 75:73, Star Trek ds9 - odo glare ….jpg)

>>19537

My station, yes. I've done better job of security than any man (or klingon) you've tried to replace me with, so I think I can call it my posting. On the subject of presumptions, you "nondescript" people seem to think the law doesn't apply to you. You're lucky to not be sneering me from inside an observation tank, on suspicion of being up to your usual "cloak-and-dagger" antics.

>>19544

Hmmph. I wonder if my…family made you capable of restraint. I could use new deputies. Tell me, can you disable multiple suspects without killing them?

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66faa1  No.19551

File: 3624ba3477f5dd1⋯.jpg (51.04 KB, 551x464, 19:16, Jem Hadar 2.jpg)

>>19550

We are Jem Hadar! Birthed to serve you! If it is your will then we shall restrain every inhabitant of this station whilst only causing non-fatal injuries.

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7fa872  No.19558

File: 01f222d01b4177a⋯.gif (711.12 KB, 248x188, 62:47, Star Trek DS9 - Odo smiles….gif)

>>19551

"We." So you mean to tell me there are more of you "rogue Jem'hadar" willing to serve on this station. …I could get used to that.

Odo to Sisko, if you're done wailing at the holodeck for some event long before even Dax was alive, I have something to discuss with you in docking arm 3. Some Jem'hadar have a useful proposal for us.

This station will be running better than when it was called Terok Nor… and none of you nondescripts will ever lay hands on it again.

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938acd  No.19559

File: cec551488c14807⋯.jpeg (97.68 KB, 694x530, 347:265, 6CFE9C79-7001-4830-B5F2-2….jpeg)

This is Captain Frasier Crane of the USS Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs. We were blown across space by a confrontation with an angry malevolent entity called Lilith and our chronometers and stellar cartography are massively off. We have no idea how far or long we’ve drifted. Is this still Seattle on stardate 1997?

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39852d  No.19568

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>19559

You just gave me an excuse to post this. Carry on.

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66faa1  No.19581

File: ecb2495dee851f0⋯.jpg (45.38 KB, 747x677, 747:677, Jem Hadar 3.jpg)

>>19558

I am First. I command a force of 30 Jem Hadar at your pleasure, Founder. I am loathe to correct you but we are not rogues. My men and I were sent by a Vorta, and were told to inform you that 'your parents are worried that you might be lonely, so they sent you some pets and will supply you with ketracel on a regular basis'. I have no understanding of this message, BUT AS JEM HADAR I NEED ONLY TO OBEY!

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d94061  No.19591

File: a57b76c55cd9c71⋯.gif (1.42 MB, 342x195, 114:65, porthos barks.gif)

>This entire thread

I find the intricacies of cross species shitposting rather fascinating. Please continue while I observe.

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66faa1  No.19685

File: b997e15b0b18dae⋯.jpg (25.7 KB, 286x317, 286:317, Kirk - this is my .... sex….jpg)

>>19591

Doctor … Phlox, I hear that Denobulan women are something, special. Would, you, be … able to introduce me to one? Your daughters, maybe?

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e88545  No.19691

File: 1c11c504f81b33f⋯.jpeg (111.02 KB, 284x269, 284:269, 43CC83B8-5761-4267-A71C-D….jpeg)

>>19685

Alright, that’s it.

This is always how it starts. You start sniffing out some weird alien lady friends. Little Tiberius decides he wants to have some fun and next thing I know, you’re in Sick Bay whimpering at me while I’m trying to cure a pandemic on some goddamn planet or another: “Oh Bones, it feels like my dick’s on fire.” “Oh, Bones, I think I got a klingon fang in my taint and it’s infected.” “Oh Bones, this itch is killing me.” “Oh Bones, I swear I thought it was a girl.”

Well I’ve had it! Damn it Jim, I can’t keep fixing you every goddamn time you catch a VD! I’ve used so much rocksalt killing crabs in your public hair it’s rusting out the fucking command chair. This syringe is the last bit of penicillin on the Enterprise. We had a supply for twenty years!

I’m prescribing a hose to spray cold water on you. Or hit you with. It depends on what I think will work better, if anything will. There’s only so much I can do, Jim. I’m a Doctor, not a condom.

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66faa1  No.19707

File: 0049f3fa4fd34ab⋯.jpg (5.67 KB, 258x195, 86:65, Kirk is not impressed.jpg)

>>19691

God, damn it, Bones! Just … do, your, damn job! I came, out here, to go where no, man, has gone before! If, little Tiberius, can't … break, the, ice, then what's the damn point in, any, of this? You're the … damned, doctor, so find some more penicillin. I think I need another, shot, after negotiations with the Pakled, representatives. She certainly, Pak'd, herself full of Jim. Oh Yeah!

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c8919b  No.19719

File: 266905719874243⋯.png (122.97 KB, 448x352, 14:11, 266905719874243c5b6661dd4f….png)

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66faa1  No.19735

>>19719

From abuse of the Shatner pause? The image of Kirk slipping little Tiberius into some Pak'led pussy? Or is it a little from column A and a little from column B?

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c8919b  No.19739

>>19735

The abuse of the shatner pause was obnoxious as fuck and a little cringey, but not nauseating. It was the the image of Kirk fucking a female Pakled that I found, and continue to find, nasty as hell.

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66faa1  No.19746

>>19739

I always found Kirk obnoxious as fuck and a little cringey, but not nauseating (that award goes to Janeway). Whilst I apologise for the mental image of Kirk ramming a Pakled female the man would screw anything. Just try not to think about the Horta.

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89a453  No.19752

>>19746

>I always found Kirk obnoxious as fuck and a little cringey

Then that explains why you didn’t sound anything like him.

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66faa1  No.19767

>>19752

You're probably right there.

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0da599  No.19845

File: 49265a392709c8c⋯.jpg (307.33 KB, 767x509, 767:509, kim cardassian.jpg)

ARE YOU A REAL CARDASSIAN?

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4eb4b4  No.20041

>>19568

>Even in a Frasier parody Janeway is psycho

kek

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c8919b  No.20632

Bumping best thread

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11268d  No.20658

>>20632

It's not the thread that makes it great. It's the Obsidian Order Agents Anons that make it great.

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79f4a9  No.20674

File: a7290ae1191e7a8⋯.jpg (79.79 KB, 709x530, 709:530, Dukat, fuck you - I'm with….jpg)

>>20658

>It's the Obsidian Order Agents Anons that make it great.

Come now, surely you aren't praising those idiots. Need I remind you that it was the Obsidian Order (working with the Romulans no less!) who staged the atrociously mismanaged attack on the Founders home-world, the failure of which escalated the inter-quadrant tensions turning a distrustful peace into an out and out war - leading to the deaths of billions. All because they did not trust the Central Command and Detapa Council. Now, a mistrust of the Detapa Council is only sensible in day to day politics, but in a decision this large they play a useful role.

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6afdd1  No.20789

File: 6355a7d4d8e8fbe⋯.jpg (25.72 KB, 320x240, 4:3, taingarak.jpg)

>>20674

Guls talk shit

Guls get hit

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0db4e5  No.20820

File: 879df240b4fce23⋯.jpg (83.66 KB, 709x530, 709:530, engorging my fire caves.jpg)

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0db4e5  No.20824

>>20820

fuckin banner

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79f4a9  No.20829

>>20820

Fuckin' A, banner this now.

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0db4e5  No.20840

>>20824

Nice that my brother in the other room liked this dumb picture I made, nice identical ID fag.

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677e75  No.20868

>>20820

Should be Cum now Major

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4fd894  No.21187

>>20824

>>20840

>trying to pass it off as being siblings

/strek/ is an LBGQT friendly board of peace

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c8919b  No.21206

>>21187

That has never been true. Fags go to the high energy polaron chamber.

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13b6b8  No.21218

>>21206

No their punishment must be more severe they are forced to watch STD

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de914d  No.21222

>>21218

Come on. There's no call for that, we're still civilised.

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59a924  No.21229

>>21206

Strek under Gene is demonstrably space-transexual friendly.

Let's start with the amount of zoosexuality starting with the pro-miscegenatory ToS - the "a new species, I think I'll fuck it" bonobo-esque ToS. Agender some everything, and then throw in a few Daxes, and yes, Neelix-naiomi slash is basically cannon.

This is trek, fucker. We the whole federation, and muh soy-swole delts.

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59a924  No.21230

>>21229

>samefag here, should read "space pansexual," though we have nine billion space-transexuals.

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0d760e  No.21248

>>21222

what about exile to Bajor?

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de914d  No.21256

>>21248

That's a suitably shitty destination for them, find a nice farming community and drop them off as unskilled labour.

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13b6b8  No.21258

>>21248

>Spend your last days surrounded by hasperat

Death penalty would be more humane.

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50441d  No.21259

>>21258

Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing? Hasperat is delicious.

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b3ef4f  No.21278

>>21229

>the "a new species, I think I'll fuck it" bonobo-esque ToS.

This is largely a myth.

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59a924  No.21281

>>21278

Spock… wasn't of mixed descent because of celibacy.

Humans… have a reputation, it seems. Not unlike Trill.

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ab6330  No.21372

>>21259

Would you eat a monkey? Are you a nigger?

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8d22cf  No.21375

File: 2bda81cb0f726f8⋯.jpg (165.25 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, uma delicia desert version.jpg)

>>21372

Maybe he's a hue nog?

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50441d  No.21395

>>21372

Would I eat a monkey? Yeah, I'd try it, I guess. I don't see how that's relevant, though.

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5f7d73  No.21620

>>21395

Uma delicia

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3d5b4e  No.21720

File: c0b3b9ff01b4f5b⋯.jpg (56.82 KB, 628x466, 314:233, i_luv_cardassians_poster_b….jpg)

I am surprised nobody has ever made a patriotic Cardassian poster before.

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d5ffa3  No.21722

>>21720

>That poster

>Patriotic

SMHTBQHWYF

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895232  No.21748

File: ddb0e7966e5a158⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 9.42 KB, 236x362, 118:181, 3d8eb2424c6ff8d96f652b937f….jpg)

File: fe393fa9b6ad97d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 17.17 KB, 340x270, 34:27, il_340x270.1311362144_2dzu.jpg)

File: d3dafe7b5b32b37⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 92.87 KB, 650x498, 325:249, Photo_Jan_19,_11_54_27_PM.jpg)

>>21722

I had a look for others

Came across these.

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d5ffa3  No.21757

>>21748

Nice job m8, that third pic though, has STO been SPOONED recently? How disappointing was it?

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738921  No.21765

File: 60885efdd2ca6fb⋯.jpg (111.79 KB, 500x379, 500:379, kirk_alien_drinking.jpg)

This is more autism than I can handle in a single sitting. I was expecting to just spout some shit about Romulan Ale and be done with it, but apparently not.

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d5ffa3  No.21769

File: 49661498ba5923b⋯.jpg (80.52 KB, 566x800, 283:400, Cardassia - Obedience, Loy….jpg)

>>21748

It seems to be fairly thin on the ground, this was the best I could find.

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170657  No.21803

>>21765

crystal decanters contain lead

do not drink kirk

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133122  No.21804

>>21803

the lead makes the wine sweeter

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170657  No.21805

>>21804

You speak in shale

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c8919b  No.21820

>>21805

I have no idea what 'speak in shale' means, but he's right. The lead reacts with the acetate in the wine forming lead acetate, AKA lead sugar. It was technically the first artificial sweetener.

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d5ffa3  No.21821

>>21820

>I have no idea what 'speak in shale' means

It's from Enterprise, where a group of human colonists are driven underground and, to emphasise how they live in caves now, start talking almost exclusively in geological metaphor. Shale is generally used to indicate that the speaker thinks something is unreliable or untrue.

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c8919b  No.21822

>>21821

Yeah, I've never seen Enterprise. I'm not that desperate for new trek in my life.I just got around to watching DS9 about a year ago, and am almost done. I was strictly TOS and TNG for a long time. Watched Voyager, or at least most of it, in college.

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d5ffa3  No.21831

>>21822

Enterprise doesn't deserve all of the hate it gets. If people could stop sperging out about how much they love or hate the fucking theme song it makes sense considering it's before the Feds arrived on the scene, and at a point where Star Fleet is still trying to figure things out with nothing they trust to base their policies on. I do like the way it handles Human/Vulcan relations, and if you try not to think too much about the Temporal Cold War storyline it doesn't get *too* annoying. At the very least it's not as bad as Voyager.

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f9d525  No.21836

>>21259

I believe my friend here is trying to say he finds the bajoran delicacy of hasperat exceptionally agreeable cullinarily speaking.

I think we can all agree the bajoran people "hasperats" should can and will be removed.

no sense in burning the cookbooks as well though

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c8919b  No.21842

>>21836

He was actually referring to Bajoran pussy. It's rich and spicy, like sushi with spicy mayo. Very tasty.

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50441d  No.21855

>>21842

No wonder the Cardassians subjugated the Bajorans.

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f9d525  No.21864

>>21842

Well shit there goes my theory.

BACK TO THE DRAWRING BOARDE

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8d22cf  No.21866

File: 4cb7a7744bea4fe⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 18.68 KB, 400x400, 1:1, gimme da pussy bawss.jpg)

>>21842

Bajoran pussy always gave me the impression it would taste like the middle east. If it's not dry or sandy, it's greasy and oily.

Best pussy in the galaxy is pic related, only people who denies it are a bunch of slack jawed faggots.

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43d55c  No.21867

>>21842

I'm intrigued.

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d5ffa3  No.21869

>>21866

Not even Kirk would go that low. Not even Bashir would be that desperate.

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8d22cf  No.21871

File: f3261984d0b5b4a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 224.36 KB, 500x407, 500:407, best pussy in galaxy bar n….png)

File: 6777708aa89e260⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 8.24 KB, 89x117, 89:117, star trek ayyliums forehea….jpg)

>>21869

The Trek formula for alien race genitalia is

What is on their forehead=what their vagoo looks like

Therefore it's an established scientific truth. Pakled pussy=best pussy in the galaxy.

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d978fa  No.21882

File: 36ea7f5834ec664⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 749x749, 1:1, Gowron_Frown.jpg)

>>21871

>What is on their forehead=what their vagoo looks like

So what you're saying is Gowron is a trap.

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8d22cf  No.21883

>>21882

I am going to have to ask you to spoiler that pic, this is a Kahless board.

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d5ffa3  No.21891

>>21882

Does this mean that every ayy in ST is a sick fuck for not wearing panties over their foreheads?

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abdfd6  No.21903

>>21842

Is that what they mean when they are going to eat some hasperat?

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c8919b  No.22067

>>21903

Usually. It's pretty easy to tell from context when they mean bajorina and when they mean the actual food. Dukat is the exception. He always means pussy.

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0775b2  No.22193

>>22067

Is Dukat the Pussy Snorkeling Quadrant Champion?

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c8919b  No.22202

>>22193

Undefeated twelve years running.

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c6c6f7  No.22271

>>22202

Only man that looks like he could beat Kirk's record.

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d978fa  No.22272

>>22271

Kirk had ~75 years in the Nexus to build a headstart, Dukat has a ways to go.

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13b6b8  No.22275

>>22067

>>22193

>>22202

>>22271

>>22272

If I get a little better with paint I might make this a thread.

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d5ffa3  No.22389

File: ad48f8a9fc38654⋯.jpg (29.53 KB, 479x219, 479:219, Dukat, my ascension.jpg)

>>22275

>Thread of Dukat eating out Hasparat

I am weirdly OK with this idea, and I don't think I like that.

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11268d  No.22440

>>22389

Dukat is a real Cardassian.

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d5ffa3  No.22608

File: 26888b014bad2ad⋯.jpg (50.49 KB, 496x732, 124:183, Dukat - the hero we deserv….jpg)

>>22440

He's the hero the Alpha Quadrant deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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d79a6d  No.22620

Everybody else finds the design of the Cardassians a bit off-putting sometimes? I'm not talking about the spoon, but more about the weird hairline and the neckbones, especially from behind it looks retarded. But then again I saw Marc Alaimo as a Bajoran from behind and the guy just has an unnatural long and stiff neck.

I feel like they designed the Cardassians as a 2-3 episode kind of aliens in TNG and then just had to go with the design in DS9. I also think that Cardassians look unnaturally muscular with their neck bones and their armor, but they didn't seem to be stronger than humans. Weird.

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5def7e  No.22621

File: 3567105a61143d3⋯.jpg (376.03 KB, 1438x1080, 719:540, the-wounded-hd-085.jpg)

>>22620

>I feel like they designed the Cardassians as a 2-3 episode kind of aliens in TNG

… at least they dropped the thong helmets

Marc Alaimo as Gul Thonghead

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c96a20  No.22622

>>22620

The cardassian aesthetic was made specifically for Alaimo and his apatosaurus like neck.

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4fb739  No.22637

>>22620

I find it odd sometimes on certain women, but maybe that's because it's a very masculine design would still have a Cardie gf tho. I don't really mind the unnatural look that much, makes them look more predatory. But it can be funny when they have on one hand Marc, with his long-ass neck and on the other TAIN, who had a thick neck with double chins.

>I also think that Cardassians look unnaturally muscular with their neck bones and their armor, but they didn't seem to be stronger than humans. Weird.

Maybe the bones and scales and shit are acually fairly soft? That would also explain why they went with those wide-shouldered and seemingly thick armors.

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d5ffa3  No.22646

File: cb4196c56bcf365⋯.jpg (161.55 KB, 486x600, 81:100, An intelligent young lady,….jpg)

>>22637

They were designed to look predatory and scary, as a designated bad guy species usually is. I think they did a better job with the Cardassians than the Klingons or Romulans with that, reptilian traits seem to work better than forehead ridges.

>would still have a Cardie gf tho

We all would, Anon, we all would.

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73851c  No.22659

>>22621

Cardassians were only revived because we needed big bad Space Serbs in the 90s, genociding poor little Space Bosnians.

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9b4434  No.22667

>>22646

Romulans were meant to look nearly identical to the Vulcans. Their ships were meant to look spooky and they were meant to act spooky but their visual design was not so.

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8aa4ee  No.22968

>>22659

And this is a problem how?

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78cacd  No.22990

>>22659

Would that make The Dominion space Russia or Space Ottomans?

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8a15fb  No.23436

File: edb04c7370316a3⋯.webm (761.94 KB, 768x576, 4:3, FOR CARDASSIA!.webm)

FOR CARDASSIA!

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1a68d1  No.23438

>>22990

Neither since serbs in real life have no allies.

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1a68d1  No.23442

>>22990

>>23438

Wait. Maybe NATO? Serbia got pseudo-occupied by NATO for awhile, and until 2015 their generals weren't allowed to discuss anything without a NATO observer in the room.

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78cacd  No.23443

>>23442

I thought that The Feds were supposed to be Space NATO, they definitely looked like that in the original series.

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1a68d1  No.23447

>>23443

I don't think writers spend a lot of time worrying about realities. In the 90s there was just a societal undercurrent of "bad guys" genociding "good guys" and "us" trying to stop them.

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78cacd  No.23449

>>23447

I can see your point, and it makes a lot of sense. But are you sure that you want to establish Bajorans as the "good guys"? Even if that was the authors intent.

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e9b795  No.23551

>>23447

More like bad goys genociding gud goyim

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3d0b85  No.23569

>>23449

>>23551

Writers are almost invariably leftists, especially staff writers for television shows.

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a608c1  No.23633

>>23569

They are mainly diaper wearing college dropouts that seek approval within their morale circlejerks.

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8aa4ee  No.23663

>>23633

Didn't quite work out that way, Dubsman, considering how popular the Cardies turned out over the crinklenoses.

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78cacd  No.23681

>>23663

>Species of interesting, complex, conflicted characters who are perfectly set up for fun storylines

vs.

>MUH PROPHERTS!

How could the writers/studio ever have thought this would go any other way?

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8aa4ee  No.23683

>>23681

Less "muh Prophets," more "whine whine antagonize whine whine muh Occupation."

I mean really, if they wanted us to feel sorry for them, there needed to be less jabbering, and more horrible scarring, like that cyborg we saw in TNG. A picture is worth a thousand words, and Kira's description of atrocities in Duet could have set up some fun character and makeup stuff.

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78cacd  No.23694

>>23683

The Bajorans could have been a lot more sympathetic if we actually saw some of the damage the occupation caused. Not in flashbacks or 'temporal anomalies' but what state the planet was in after the Cardassian withdrawal.

>Bajoran cities with entire blocks still in rubble

>Bajorans still living in refugee camps

>Have the constant agricutural crises actually shown on screen

>Shit, treat them as anything other than just a species whose hat is having a chip on their shoulder.

It could have been interesting to have Kiera fall outside of the SF rank structure on the station as well. Have her actually act as more of a Bajoran liason officer rather than a ridgeknosed member of the command staff, bring up some conflict. I suppose you can handwave a lot of her cooperation as 'following the emissary', but it still seems like a missed opportunity.

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384011  No.23716

>>23694

The thing is it was heavily implied that Bajor was on the brink of all out war before the Cardassians came. Factions were fighting for control, there was no attempts to tap into their resources efficiently, Bajor was headed for chaos. If the Cardassians hadn't given them a "common enemy" they would likely have destroyed themselves. Even in the first few seasons of DS9 you hear about all the infighting going on and Bajor came close several times to tearing itself apart.

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78cacd  No.23721

>>23716

>Dukat tried to help

>But they wouldn't let him

>He only wanted to liberate Bajor from the stranglehold the 'prophets' had kept it in

>He only wanted to unify them in the love of the Pah Wraiths

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0e4fd2  No.23755

How do Cardassians discipline their children? refuse to take them to the Opera?

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11299a  No.23764

>>23755

you have to eat all the tespah eggs.png

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78cacd  No.23768

>>23755

>How do Cardassians discipline their children?

They don't need to. A Cardassian child who has misbehaved in any way or even just failed to live up to the expectations of their parents or teachers will approach their parents, grandparents, and great grandparents. Once there the child will inform their elders of what their failure was, explain the punishment they have already given themselves and ask if that is sufficient to earn the forgiveness of their family.

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bf34be  No.23782

>>23755

Light molestation

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384011  No.23783

>>23782

Cardassians aren't Vulcans

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818815  No.23800

>>23783

Isn't that spankings?

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7ba848  No.23806

>>23800

A proper Cardassian lady can only be produced by having a series of lenthgy admonishments applied to her spooncunny.

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b50814  No.23827

>>23694

The problem is that the "bajoran occupation" wasn't nearly as destructive as it was made out to be.

Essentially the Cardies found a planet full of pacifists, and told their government to pay Cardassia Prime some taxes in terms of resources. This was a purely political occupation, not military.

The Bajorans agreed to pay the taxes, but basically didn't have the complex machinery needed to extract resources. So Cardies sent machinery and teachers to help them become industrialized.

A bunch of hopped up theocrats then fomented the "resistance" which interfered with resource extraction.

It was only at this point that the Cardassian government began a MILITARY occupation. But even then it wasn't anything likea war, Cardassia just sent some soldiers to protect its own interests on Bajor, establish checkpoints and the like.

Bajoran scum terrorists kept attacking and hiding among civilians, so Cardassians bombed the civilians.

Bajoran terrorists then claimed Cardassians are evil, and bombing civilians for no reason.

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2d68d0  No.23871

>>23827

There's a critical part of your post you aren't addressing.

>Essentially the Cardies found a planet full of pacifists, and told their government to pay Cardassia Prime some taxes in terms of resources.

Why?

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08992b  No.23873

>>23871

That depends on how exactly the annexation happened. Marritza claims that Bajor surrendered without bloodshed, and Kira doesn't contradict him. Obviously the term "surrendered" implies it was less than voluntary on Bajor's part, but given the passage of time and historical revisionism it's difficult to say how accurate this is. The annexation may have been completely voluntary at first, with some Kai whipping up agitators later, voluntary for some factions but not others, or in fact made completely under duress as the (((official))) records imply. Personally, I think the second of these is most accurate. We know that Bajor was extremely fractured prior to the Cardies, and were teetering on global war. What probably happened was that one or more of these factions reached out to the Cardies and agreed to cede them the system and mining rights, in exchange for local political control. This group (or more likely groups, I imagine they had majority) has been purged from official records in order to enforce the Occuhoax narrative, and its most prominent members rebranded as Collaborators in the official history books.

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11299a  No.23875

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>23873

>Personally, I think the second of these is most accurate. We know that Bajor was extremely fractured prior to the Cardies, and were teetering on global war. What probably happened was that one or more of these factions reached out to the Cardies and agreed to cede them the system and mining rights, in exchange for local political control. This group (or more likely groups, I imagine they had majority) has been purged from official records in order to enforce the Occuhoax narrative, and its most prominent members rebranded as Collaborators in the official history books.

That is pure unaduleterated anti-Bajoran load of complete fuck, it actually makes a lot of sense and extremely plausible I will have you know that Bajor was and is a complete space mid-east clusterfuck of a mess and your offensive and plainly dangerous so called theory should be discussed in every non federation controlled comm network.

Bajor was and always will be a planet of Peace thanks to the Prophets, Peace be upon Them, with only a minor Federation sanfagsisco space gommies assistance during some challenging crop seasons that ultimately brought Peace+.

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b50814  No.23898

>>23871

Well what else should the Cardassians have done? This is an honest question.

While walking in a dangerous jungle your friends and you find a starving man with downs syndrome, what do you do? In my personal opinion the thing to do is bring him along with you for protection teach him some job to do so he feels useful. Only an absolute coward would simply leave a retard in the jungle, or a pacifist people in a very dangerous quadrant of space.

>>23873

Cardassia had a military presence on Bajor for TEN YEARS before the annexation, and there was no trouble. It was another 25 years before terrorists started organizing… and then another two years before Cardassia Prime responded by appointing a discraced ex-Legate like Gul Dukat to suppress the rebellion.

Basically Cardassians came in 2318 and ruled peacefully for a time, then the terrorist attacks forced the creation of a military occupation in 2346, which didn't really do anything evil until the 2360s.

There wasn't any war or initial occupation of Bajor, the Cardassians came and the Bajorans just agreed to be governed by them. The Cardassians abolished the Bajoran Caste system which kept 80% of the Bajoran population in permanent indentured servitude, brought education, industry, protection and order to the planet.

Kira killed Gul Piraks children, and did far worse in the war. She was a fucking terrorist and deserved to die.

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dc4de9  No.23915

>>23898

>discraced ex-Legate like Gul Dukat to suppress the rebellion.

Where was it mentioned Dukat was an ex-Legate? I thought he didn't attain that rank until the Detapa council gained control in 2372.

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885af4  No.24165

>>23915

It was mentioned at almost every opportunity that during the (((Occupation))) he was a Legate and got demoted to Gul afterwards. When he joined the Dominion he said he didn't have himself reinstated as Legate as he grew fond of the Gul title. Go back and watch DS9 all over again. Every episode even the terrible ones especially the terrible ones as punishment in the future kids don't get spanked they get threatened that if they don't behave they have to watch Move Along Home

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68d39f  No.24182

>>24165

>When he joined the Dominion he said he didn't have himself reinstated as Legate as he grew fond of the Gul title.

Right, and isn't he talking about the time he was promoted to Legate and became the Chief Military Adviser to the Detapa Council in Season 4? He was definitely a Legate for a brief period within the series' runtime, and that's what I've always remembered. He may have been a Legate offscreen as well at one point, maybe I've just forgotten that particular line.

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c2e76e  No.24195

>>23915

He was a legate offscreen before, it's part of the backstory. I think it was mentionsed in one of the retarded time travel episodes where Dukat is masterfully monologuing about how the Bajorans really should love him.

Getting sent to Bajor was part of his "punishment"…

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04667e  No.24276

>>24195

That does sound familiar now. Truly Punished Dukat is a far better hero than Cardassia deserves.

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384011  No.28282

File: 981418bef6031c0⋯.jpg (40.79 KB, 594x149, 594:149, nanikat.jpg)

He really did nothing wrong.

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009cbd  No.28284

>>28282

>there exists a universe where Marc Alaimo played Thrawn in Episode VII: Heir to the Empire

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00923b  No.28355

>>28282

>villainous roles

Such fucking slander!

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05d03a  No.30358

We need more Cardassians again.

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d627b9  No.30417

>>30358

Indeed we do. What we really need is the rping autist that knew Dukat's first name to come back and rp more.

also here's the obsidian order copypasta:

Excuse me. What did you just say about the glorious Cardassian race, you insignificant pile of vole droppings? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cardassian Military Academy before joining the Obsidian Order, and I’ve singlehandedly masterminded no less than a dozen secret raids on our most pernicious and deceitful enemy, the Romulan Empire, and I have executed no less than 300 Romulan agents personally. The Order has given me top notch training in interrogation techniques and I can assure you that I am the top assassin in the entire Cardassian Union. Why, you are nothing to me but just another sniveling traitor asking to be removed. I will disappear you with unparalleled swiftness and superior precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this entire sprawling galaxy. You can mark my words. You think you can get away with spreading such foul treasonous slander in this quadrant? Think again, traitor. As we have been chatting here so enjoyably, I have already made contact with my vast network of Cardassian agents across the quadrant and your coordinates are being transmitted right now so you better prepare for the storm, you thin cortexed scum. The furious storm that swiftly and mercilessly wipes out the pathetic little existence you've managed to cobble together for yourself. You’re already dead, my little friend. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can end your life you in no less than seven hundred ways, and that is just by merely using my bare hands. Not only have I extensively and thoroughly trained in Obsidian Order interrogation techniques, but I have been given access to every single resource the Cardassian Union has to offer, and I will use them to their fullest extent to make sure your foul and disgusting countenance is no longer able to disgrace our proud race. If only you had the basic reasoning and critical thinking skills to predict what cold correction your “clever” little comment was about to forcefully bring down upon you, maybe you would have not been so bold as to speak up, but tactfully held your tongue instead. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, you found yourself utterly unable to hold yourself back, and now you’re going to be forced to answer for what you've said and pay the price, you simpleton. I will rain righteous Cardassian fury all over you and you will drown in it, pleading for me to let you get one more breath. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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8c444e  No.30461

I've been getting a lot of DS9 suggestions on youtube. All the shit with Garak or Dukat is excellent.

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062ee0  No.30469

Eff them Spoonheads.

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82d385  No.30472

>>30469

Remove Hasperat.

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711396  No.30475

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>30461

This. Garak and Dukat saved the show.

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c7c831  No.30476

>>30475

How is it that Garak is in only 37 episodes? Truly a larger-than-life character.

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711396  No.30477

File: 6ee0701321dd703⋯.png (191.88 KB, 1856x1712, 116:107, sulul.png)

File: e9cfc36a49a0a07⋯.png (24.16 KB, 325x396, 325:396, Keiko_O'Brien,_2374.png)

File: 2f8b45d3a90ab1d⋯.png (24.3 KB, 402x514, 201:257, Harry_Kim,_2378.png)

File: 7694038f48e5383⋯.png (198.34 KB, 600x593, 600:593, Hoshi_Sato,_2154.png)

File: 0cb4c1ffd279418⋯.jpg (1.69 MB, 2286x2286, 1:1, Empress_Georgiou.jpg)

So who's the worst race in Star Trek? I nominate the Asians.

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be27b0  No.30481

>>30477

the last one is not an actual Star Trek character, newfriend.

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89adcb  No.30486

>>30477

Hoshi was a good as Empress.

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ec2399  No.30493

>>30486

>mirror universe

>enterprise

>good

No.

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a27771  No.30498

>>30486

Does that mean Cannibal Granny Space Hitler might be a descendant of MU Hoshi?

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088e30  No.30503

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1b43c9  No.30512

>>30493

Wrong.

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06c7d3  No.30564

>>30512

The mirror universe sucks. It should have been one TOS episode but now it's in everything Star Trek.

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eaae3a  No.30596

>>30564

STD is not canon anon. or Star Trek

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384011  No.32890

So when do we annex this site? http://forcardassia.com

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b2daf8  No.32907

>>32890

I'll put some feelers out. We'll see what happens.

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384011  No.32910

File: e98d9965e16ae09⋯.png (338.84 KB, 627x489, 209:163, guldukat02.png)

>>32907

>feelers

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378fff  No.32980

>>32890

Is this 2 Guls 1 Hasperat?

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6f8153  No.33007

>>30477

It's clearly the Kazon. They are klingon-knockoff literal space niggers (writers say they are based on LA street gangs) who aren't even worth getting biodroned by the borg and did not manage to produce a single interesting plot point. Bad as most of them were even the other asshole aliens on Voyager managed to at least bring something to the table.

Also Keiko and Kim did nothing wrong and STD is bad fanfiction.

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6fa7a9  No.33018

>>33007

I don't think Kazon are a real race though and that Voyager is just as one anon described, a holodeck simulation to test the mental state of Vuclans Tuvok in regards to a ship that is crewed by the patients of an insane asylum.

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92cc5d  No.33063

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>33007

>Keiko did nothing wrong

You mean other than being a bitch to O'brien at every opportunity?

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