bd0582 No.15576 [Last50 Posts]
I thought I would start a general porn dump thread, but some of these lewds are so hilarious I feel this is going to turn into a thinly veiled comedy thread.
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bd0582 No.15577
File: 2aa3ade47dc637c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,114.47 KB,846x1100,423:550,3e0f29324324f364fccd28b8f2….jpg)
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bd0582 No.15578
File: 273dcc245e3f4ae⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,272.27 KB,473x600,473:600,a078a1b38287c12fe49e00a62a….jpg)
File: 79aa9fe1c0c99f9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,389.38 KB,1067x835,1067:835,6f7e7ed2f90e7dee31eff1369a….jpg)
Literally my sides are gone.
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5f6c7d No.15587
>>15577
I wonder what the exact fetish for the second pic is.
>>15578
that Riker one made me laugh tho.
Star Trek has the worst porn. Star Wars has got some pretty good lewd pics out there, but most of the Trek stuff is either just really poorly made, childish or shitty shoops.
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8a2495 No.15588
>furry
>futa
>shitty drawings
>literally none of it's funny
There's no subtly to shitposting anymore. Thread filtered.
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b909b7 No.15594
At least I got a new reaction pic.
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03fa69 No.15596
>>15578
<fifth pic
Fucking christ, poor B'ellana's dad
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afa351 No.15603
>>15577
>7 has a tuft of tail-hair
why
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40576f No.15649
Has there been any STD rule34 yet?
I haven't seen any. Is it really that unpopular that people can even be bothered to do the most basic internet activity with it?
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b909b7 No.15651
>>15649
There's Orville R34 but I haven't seen any STD R34
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e3b7da No.15657
>>15649
I'm sure there's some out there, but the amount of porn for a show tends to reflect the amount of love it has from its fans. STD doesn't have fans.
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0ebb3d No.15658
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40576f No.15685
>>15657
After a bit of digging, this is all I could find, one crap image.
Even with the non-34 stuff, The Orville outdoes STD (and that's mostly the gay ones that the shippers will be squeeing over)
Star Trek Discovery - So lame even the internet doesn't want to fap over it!
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76312d No.15698
>>15685
I have not heard anybody discuss that show after the week the pilot was released.
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0ebb3d No.15699
>>15698
There was a few anons that suffered through it for us. They went insane and had to be put down.
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f6695b No.15701
>>15658
I know that's just one of Neurodyne's monkey girl drawings, but good one.
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a3f0a8 No.15704
>>15701
I don't know why Neurodyne's stuff is so hot
>>15588
Futa, true and full futa, is the straightest porn.
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8f2cbd No.15714
>>15704
Kill yourself, retard. Futa is arguably the gayest shit. So much of it is big, strong 'women' fucking men in the ass, or fucking women or other 'women'. Those are all gay, you fucking queer.
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b909b7 No.15721
>>15704
Futa is the most normalfag porn.
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6bcc3e No.15722
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5e1f0d No.15823
I thought this would give me more reactionpics than it has.
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7e722c No.16064
>>15685
Literally the first time I stared at a r34 pic for almost a minute because the disgust I felt was so intense that it became paralyzing. Guess that counts as an achievement, congratulations anon.
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a3f0a8 No.16321
>>15722
Its not a trap if its a full hermaphrodite
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74a4d2 No.16367
Surprised nobody has dumped this before.
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74a4d2 No.16368
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74a4d2 No.16369
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74a4d2 No.16370
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74a4d2 No.16371
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74a4d2 No.16372
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74a4d2 No.16373
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74a4d2 No.16374
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74a4d2 No.16375
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74a4d2 No.16376
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32a270 No.16378
I was almost turned on, but I can't.
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073496 No.16381
>>16378
That pretty much sums up how I feel as well. The art style is pretty good, but everything else ruins it.
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5f6c7d No.16383
>>16371
for some reason I was thinking about this comic today.
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0756bc No.16388
>>16376
>Jem'Hadar having dicks
Yeah, no.
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a3f0a8 No.16409
>>16367
>>16369
>>16370
>>16371
>>16372
>>16373
>>16374
>>16375
>>16376
The anal fixation makes it a damn shame. Anal sex is disgusting, atleast with futa, some pussy could be getting fucked and half the time with solo pics, effort is made to show or imply the presence of pussy.
Shit like this is just disgusting. Just shit in your hand and jack off it with.
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a3f0a8 No.16410
>>16409
>>16381
>>16378
>>16381
And like, the whole comic misses the opportunity for forced impregnation, forced knocked stuff.
All for the sake of a sodomites' mental defects.
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73391d No.16415
>>16409
>futafag
>thinks anal is disgusting
Faggots in denial are hilarious.
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2fe046 No.16438
>>16409
>>16410
>Able to fap to Shia
>Not laughing
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bf0c22 No.19634
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073496 No.19668
>>19634
Vulcans do not masturbate. Horniness is just another illogical emotion that Vulcans have completely. Even during pon farr, masturbation is not done, be cause then it is woefully inadequate.
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1a8a60 No.19670
>>19634
I've often wondered if they might harbour a secret thing for Romulans. They're dangerous and emotional enough to be exciting, but still look similar enough to still be attractive. Foreign, but familiar.
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4c71fc No.19893
>>16409
>anal sex always involves shit
By that logic, vaginal sex always involves chunky, half-rotted blood. Just take a molded steak, put it into a blender, and pour the goop into your hand to jack off with. That's what you're saying.
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1c0b1e No.19898
>>19893
>>19893
>Just take a molded steak, put it into a blender, and pour the goop into your hand to jack off with.
Wait. Is that not normal? That's how I always do it. I warm it up to body temp first. I don't find cold meatshake on my dick comfortable.
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e3b7da No.19906
>>19634
Because they are so hung up on logic and stoicism, they're probably really turned on by emotionally and illogical behavior. The reason why there's so few vulcans on majority-human ships, and why the Federation even has a few all-vulcan crews, is because being around Humans being all.. emotive and impulsive would be like being surrounded by your wettest of wetdream fantasies all the time.
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3b7a3a No.19907
>>19906
unrelated, but I often hear that vulans have sex all the time, even not when in pon farr. is this an actual thing or just a meme
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134e8d No.19909
>>19907
I don't know about "all the time," but it's never been Pon Farr-exclusive. Which I always assumed, but we got explicit confirmation in Enterprise when T'Pol and Trip start fucking.
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3b7a3a No.19913
>>19909
Sex with a Vulcan woman who is much physically stronger than a human would be good because she'd have very strong kegels, but then again she might make it awkward by pretending to not be into it.
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134e8d No.19918
>>19913
But would she have strong kegels? Vulcan strength comes from dealing with the higher gravity on Vulcan, and I don't think that muscle group is going to be influenced as much by gravity as, say, the leg and arm muscles.
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3b7a3a No.19926
>>19918
maybe it's from me not knowing the canon particularly well (and I don't want to turn this into a biology lesson) but it couldn't specifically be in her arms and legs.
if you made the bicep 3x stronger, the tricep would snap like an over stretched rubbed band. so it makes sense for all (or most) of the muscle groups to be stronger in order to support each other.
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b98c0b No.19929
Wait a second. Are anons suggesting Vulcan females are Swole?
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3b7a3a No.19938
>>19929
vulcans are inherently stronger than humans and that probably makes sex better?
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72a590 No.19942
>>19938
>Stronger=Greater Sex
I suppose that's why everyone who braves a Klingon is always left with a smile?
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134e8d No.19968
>>19942
Well, that might just be from sprained jaw muscles anon.
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a3f0a8 No.19983
>>19893
Found the shiteating faggot. Does the smell and ass and ass sweat turn you on, sodomite?
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73391d No.19985
>>19983
You lose the right to call anyone a sodomite when you say Futa is the straight.
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a3f0a8 No.19990
>>19985
That's not how Sodomy works.
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614932 No.20063
>>19913
You saying that T'Pol faked it?
>>19985
Futa is a normalfag fetish.
>>19990
Bend over, I'll show you how it's done!
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4c71fc No.20250
>>19983
Not as much as the smell of blood and rotted baby guts turns you on, barbarian.
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de2607 No.20256
>>19913
>Vulcan woman who is much physically stronger than a human
God that reminds me of the guy who made the Gargoyles cartoon show/comics. He did a convention a while ago where he covered the adult subjects (but only after he left the room and reentered with a cape and an eye patch) and specifically mentioned that female gargoyles, due to the extra muscle required to push out their big ol' gargoyle eggs, would obliterate a guys cock with their vaginal muscle contractions during orgasm.
>>20250
>smell of blood and rotted baby guts
Don't talk shit about Fetus Smoothies until you've tried them.
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9729de No.20265
>>20063
>faked it
no, she probably loved it but pretended she didn't.
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b909b7 No.20290
>>20256
>Gargoyle cock crushers
I am intrigued but also disturbed and aroused
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d3a64a No.20304
>>20290
They also get grabby during orgasm. With their razor sharp claws that can cut marks in solid rock.
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32a270 No.20307
>>20304
>"If Goliath was having sex with Elisa and came at the exact moment the sun rose, would his erupting cum turn to stone and destroy her internal organs?"
Good to see they're asking the important questions.
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36324b No.20310
>>20304
>A video made for sci-fi conventions that featured Jonathan Frakes and Marina Sirtis in order to promote the show among Star Trek nerds. They're both really awkward and Frakes calls Demon his "sidekick villain".
I want to see this.
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c6b0ee No.20311
>>20310
Fuck that, I want to see the Atlantis/Gargoyles crossover that never was.
And why do none of the cons I go to have stuff this cool?
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4c71fc No.20315
>>20256
>female gargoyles, due to the extra muscle required to push out their big ol' gargoyle eggs
Never rely on a cartoonist to know the first thing about anatomy. Sphincters hold things IN; they don't push things OUT.
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d3a64a No.20319
File: bd96a562db048f0⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.13 MB,1288x1000,161:125,0a9c00394ee76eb6bfb95bd36a….png)
>>20307
>>20315
>Sphincters
Female gargoyles have vaginas, not egg sphincters. The egg develops in their womb and then they give birth to the egg, using more-or-less the same muscles (except stronger) that human females use to push it out.
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88f5ee No.20333
Weren't gargoyles added into JewJewTrek?
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36324b No.20345
>>20311
Because modern cons are mostly for selling merch to non-fans and crazy people.
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7b8dab No.20347
>>20345
I read that as modern conservatives. I need to spend less time on /pol/
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4c71fc No.20444
>>20319
That's not how vaginas work.
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d3a64a No.20453
>>20444
It's how they work on Gargoyles. They're much stronger. And eggs are bigger and harder than babies, with less grip too. Seriously, look at the fucking size of these things.
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6f6bd7 No.20507
>>20453
>Come to /strek/
>Expect Star Trek
>Get Swoleness, Burgers and Gargoyle reproduction discussion
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4c71fc No.20543
>>20453
It just means they have vaginas that are loose gaping caverns. Doesn't have anything to do with muscle tone. Just because the rest of them is strong doesn't change anything; there are many animals on Earth that are much stronger than humans, but none of them have vaginas that could crush anything.
Why do you think gargoyles have such absurdly massive dicks? Because otherwise the females wouldn't feel a damn thing.
Here's a better question: do females have a separate anus, or a cloaca? Because if it's the former, as a human you can just do her in the ass to avoid this issue.
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d3a64a No.20550
>>20543
>It just means they have vaginas that are loose gaping caverns.
>I don't understand how vaginas, childbirth, or biology works; the comment
>Why do you think gargoyles have such absurdly massive dicks?
Because they're larger than people, and a proportionally scaled up. Like the creator said in the screencap.
>there are many animals on Earth that are much stronger than humans, but none of them have vaginas that could crush anything
Are gargoyles one of them? One of them things that exist on earth? Because applying real world rules to a fictional, magical, fantasy race makes you look moronic.
>Here's a better question: do females have a separate anus, or a cloaca?
That is not a better question. It's already stated they have human parts, in the screencap.
Your constant stupidity is getting annoying. Stop it.
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4c71fc No.20597
>>20550
Applying rules of known biology and physiology is the ONLY possible way to do things. Yes, they're fantasy creatures, but they still are flesh and blood; they still respect the laws of physics for the most part.
Even if we decide to throw all reason and logic out the window, that would only mean that any possible corollaries between human and gargoyle vaginas are also bunk. After all, the females don't have a pelvis wide enough to push out eggs of that size, so something is obviously amiss. Either the eggs grow after being laid, or their pelvis can unhinge like a snake's jaw.
The "vaginas can crush human dicks, lol" is just something the creator said to be a trolling retard. It wasn't meant to be serious. But you're taking it as if it's some kind of gospel truth right out of the actual show. It's not, and it doesn't make any sense.
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e3b7da No.20607
>>20507
Most of Gargoyles was voiced by TNG cast members. It was practically a reunion special on some episodes.
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d3a64a No.20611
>>20597
>Applying rules of known biology and physiology is the ONLY possible way to do things.
You're a retard.
>Yes, they're fantasy creatures, but they still are flesh and blood; they still respect the laws of physics for the most part.
They turn into stone. They have wings. Magic exists. You fucking double-retard.
If I'm lucky I'll be able to claim this communication as volunteering with the mentally disabled and get some sort of tax benefit from it. But this is the last fucking (You) from me. This display of idiocy from you is exhausting to suffer through.
>>20607
I didn't mind Frakes and Sirtis as voice actors. Knowing what they've done since TNG I wouldn't have pegged them as having any talent at all. I'm surprised they haven't done more voice acting, a la Mark Hamill. Though Keith David, as always, outshines everyone else.
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75ecd5 No.20642
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ac9a8b No.20654
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48255f No.20657
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d3a64a No.20681
>>20642
>porn game
>using photo edits instead of drawings
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564d80 No.20688
>>20642
I clicked that download link and all I got was an ad.
How can I play this bullshit?
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564d80 No.20689
>>20688
Oh wait, archive.is was just being a shit and sticking ads in there, it was fine when I just copied and pasted the proper URL.
I've never known archive to do that before, is that new?
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36324b No.20693
>>20611
At least if they'd done more voice acting, they wouldn't just be known for TNG.
>Though Keith David, as always, outshines everyone else.
Of course he does, he has a silky smooth voice.
>>20654
I just rewatched the entire series and deleted it off my HD goddammit. I'll see what I can do, though.
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564d80 No.20695
>>20681
I actually like that. It lends a kind of crappy look to it that feels at home with a 90s TV show.
Also these character icons are cracking me up for some reason.
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4c71fc No.20735
>>20611
>My only argument is calling the guy a retard
>That means I win
So pathetic. You're the kind of idiot who excuses plot holes in badly-written fiction as okay because "it's magic! it doesn't have to make any sense!". The fact that you can't separate actual canon from meaningless fanwank proves this. And yes, the stupid fetish-bait shit the creators say a decade after the show stopped airing is meaningless fanwank all the same; if it didn't happen on air, it doesn't exist.
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d3a64a No.20755
>>20693
>At least if they'd done more voice acting, they wouldn't just be known for TNG.
I seriously doubt that. TNG was too popular for them to every be known for anything else. Mark Hamil is a fantastic voice actor but he will never not be known as Luke Skywalker.
>>20695
I just realized you're a namefag. Filtered.
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4c71fc No.20816
>>20755
>Mark Hamil is a fantastic voice actor but he will never not be known as Luke Skywalker
Untrue. Everyone in the 90's knew him as The Joker, but that was because he actually sounded different. Lots of voice actors just can't vary their voice for different characters. Hamil has a lot of range and has just really be underutilized.
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25cc45 No.20818
>>20816
>Everyone in the 90's knew him as The Joker
Luke Skywalker is, and always will be, more iconic than the Joker. People will always know him more as Luke over Joker. This will never not be true.
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32a270 No.20846
>>20818
Maybe if you watch Star Wars or something.
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675e55 No.20865
>>20816
>a lot of range and has just really be underutilized.
I find that with Steve Blum funny enough. He really does have a lot of range but everyone just wants his rough voice.
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25cc45 No.20873
>>20846
Nonsense. Star Wars is a global thing. Everything in it has been firmly entrenched in pop culture. No one can not know what Star Wars is.
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b909b7 No.20876
>>20873
Star Wars is really a (((Globalist))) thing :^)
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36324b No.20886
>>20755
Not saying TNG wouldn't be the first thing to come to mind, but at least people would remember them from other things as well.
>>20865
You want a really good example of that, watch Star Wars Rebels. Blum voices nearly every male in the show that isn't a main cast member and it shows since they never make him do anything but the gruff tough guy voice, occasionally with a posh accent for the Imperials.
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f486a1 No.20887
>>20886
>You want a really good example of that, watch Star Wars Rebels.
But that would involve watching Star Wars Rebels, why would you do that?
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32a270 No.20895
>>20873
I watched Star Wars once as a kid, I don't know shit about Luke nor do I care.
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25cc45 No.20901
>>20895
I never said everybody did know stuff about Luke or has to like Star Wars, I said everyone knows what Star Wars is and knows what a Luke Skywalker is, and you're just proving that.
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32a270 No.20909
>>20901
Mark Hamill has spent far more time as the Joker than as Luke. He is the Joker. Who is Luke Skywalker? Some generic guy for kids to imprint themselves upon for merchandising purposes. A blank slate. Everyone knows what a Luke Skywalker is because there is no Luke Skywalker, only a generic by-the-numbers hero with no personality of his own. Luke is shit, Star Wars is shit, and you are shit.
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f486a1 No.20911
>>20909
And Picard is a generic by-the-numbers self-righteous lefty for hipsters to project themselves onto.
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32a270 No.20917
>>20911
I know, that's why Kirk and Sisko are better. That's not really relevant at the moment, though.
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25cc45 No.20924
>>20909
That's not the point I'm making. It doesn't matter who he's spent more time being, or if DC or Star Wars is better or what if they're shit, it doesn't matter who's the better character or anything like that.
The world will always know him as Luke over the Joker. Luke Skywalker is more iconic and better known to the world and people than is Joker. If you can't accept that then whatever. It's the truth, whether you accept it or not.
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2aa8f5 No.20925
>>20909
>Mark Hamill has spent far more time as the Joker than as Luke.
Everybody pretends this has some meaning, but it doesn’t. Hamill as the Joker isn’t iconic except to reddit-tards. Big fucking deal, he voiced him in an overrated cartoon. Hamill as Luke is a far bigger deal.
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32a270 No.20942
>>20925
>Star Wars
>not reddit
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f486a1 No.20952
>>20942
To be fair, since Big Bazoinga Theory reddit has had its share of normie socialists pretending to be Star Trek fans as well. But reddit is pretty far removed from fans of either franchise who frequent imageboards halfchan notwithstanding.
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4a8678 No.20992
How did lewd trek get onto cuck wars? I need to spend less time away from /strek/
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36324b No.21005
>>20992
Don't ask me, I thought we were talking about Gargoyles.
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aecbf8 No.21052
>>20952
Why does the Treblinka theory pretend to like Star Trek?
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f486a1 No.21068
>>21052
Because they're "le quirky geeks xD", and Star Trek, along with comic books, are things that every normie associates with geeks.
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ea356d No.23593
>>20307
I sometimes wonder how many questions like that have gotten direct answers from the creator of a given property. I could see JMS doing a Q&A like this but beyond that I honestly have no idea who would give few enough fucks to air it all out.
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77a11a No.24169
I like how a R34 Trek thread got derailed into discussion of the Bazinga Theory.
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ab1330 No.26087
I haven't seen a porn thread in ages, so I figured I'd bump this one instead of making a new one.
I really just wanted an excuse to post this random image I saw on another board.
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fe1c69 No.26096
>>26087
If she eats Harry she's just going to get hungry again in half an hour.
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bd8d5c No.26105
>>26096
you mean as soon as she's done with him, air has more substance then that character had
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ddba56 No.26109
>>26087
She won't eat Harry he contains no coffee
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ab1330 No.26129
>>26109
I'm pretty sure I've seen Harry consuming coffee more than once on Voyager.
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dbb385 No.26187
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ab1330 No.26190
>>26187
That would require re-watching voyager. I'm not currently up to the task,
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790572 No.31496
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600a33 No.31506
>>31496
Someone who understands that the 'sarky bitch' attitude will not serve her well and that it is a kind and loving act to correct that mistake quickly and early.
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9d7471 No.31507
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fd663b No.31524
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5acdf8 No.31588
>>15578
Quark is a dead ringer for Dick the Clown in 4th pic
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b26f20 No.31590
Where did the Ezri diaper fetish come from?
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600a33 No.31591
>>31590
I think that it was originally a joke about how incredibly young Nicole de Boer looked when she was first introduced. It seemed to spiral from there and some anons got incredibly butthurt about it presumably from some distaste for the adult baby fetish and then people started spamming it to annoy them.
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c07107 No.31596
>>31591
Pretty much this faggots being faggots caused faggots to be bigger faggots
It's also a joke about how Dax is a pedo with a loli fetish.
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600a33 No.31598
>>31596
>It's also a joke about how Dax is a pedo with a loli fetish
Dax is a deviant with EVERY fetish possible.
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25b023 No.31615
>>31598
He uses hosts like flesh condoms
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1432ba No.31617
>>31591
worthless whiny bitch dax was always pretty damn annoying for simply being useless and whiny.
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1432ba No.31618
>>20925
what are you? challenged?
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600a33 No.31626
>>31615
If you look at the episode where Dax possesses members of the crew to have his past personalities talk to (I forget if it was Jadzia or Ezri that was host at that point) then the early hosts seemed to be rather calm and either academically or family minded people. Maybe Dax lived several long, respectable, lives before getting bored and deciding that he wanted to start pushing the limits of degeneracy - by the time he'd gotten to Ezri he'd already had Kurzon and Jadzia fuck their way through the official Star Fleet bestiary and had reached the point where he was thinking about weirder and weirder shit - which helps explain why he killed Jadzia at the one time where the only Trill available to take him was a rather cute and awkward little loli like Ezri.
>>31617
I'll admit it's been a while since I watched DS:9 properly, but I can't remember either of the Dax's doing anything particularly useful - especially considering that she's one of the stations senior officers.
>Jadzia - started the Dominion war by threatening the Founders during a peace conference
>Ezri - got captured, fucked Worf, blue balled Quark and Bashir
Did I miss any achievements there?
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70f952 No.31632
>>31626
What happened to Dax is Joran. The symbiont got briefly put into a psychopath, then had those memories repressed–but not completely. That trauma turned it into a sex addict, which started with Curzon becoming a philanderer and degraded into Jadzia becoming the other gaping wormhole in the Bajoran system.
>which helps explain why he killed Jadzia at the one time where the only Trill available to take him was a rather cute and awkward little loli like Ezri.
Interesting theory, but the timeline doesn't quite match. Jadzia died on DS9, and Dax only came into contact with Ezri when it was on a starship on the way to DS9, and its health suddenly took a turn for the worse. Perhaps Dax did some homework on docked starships and anticipated being put on the same ship as Ezri, but that's a less plausible theory. More likely it was opportunistic, and while Jadzia's death was mostly accidental, Dax faked an illness as soon as it saw Ezri.
>Did I miss any achievements there?
Ezri did solve a murder in the only good episode that involved her, and she actually ended up fucking Bashir by the end of the series.
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71f6da No.31648
from the game "vulcan love slave"
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b9ec8e No.31650
>>31626
>by the time he'd gotten to Ezri he'd already had Kurzon and Jadzia fuck their way through the official Star Fleet bestiary and had reached the point where he was thinking about weirder and weirder shit
To be fair if you had a loli to use as your own flesh condom what sort of depraved degeneracy would you get up to?
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600a33 No.31654
>>31632
>The Joran hosts psychosis messing with an otherwise respectable symbiont
That makes a lot of sense, now that you mention it. If the symbiont retains even a small portion of each host (and we know it's a lot more than that) then you'd have a mind that looked more like a psychological battlefield than anything else; with a number of sane personalities trying to contain and control that one lunatic who really shouldn't have been included in the mix. Maybe the sex is just how they keep the remnants of Joran quiet and stop him from causing too much trouble.
>Dax faked an illness as soon as it saw Ezri.
A little less damning than my story, but you're right it fits better with the canon and still shows the lengths Dax will go to in order to continue its degeneracy.
>actually ended up fucking Bashir by the end of the show
I'm glad he finally got his end away. After several years of Garak teasing/playing with him his balls must have been blue enough to look Andorian.
>>31650
>if you had a loli to use as your own flesh condom what sort of depraved degeneracy would you get up to?
I'd prefer not to think about that too much. Besides, it's much funnier to imagine what Dax would do if you put it into, say, Gowron (assume the whole 'incompatible species' thing gets handwaved)
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85c4d7 No.31719
>>31648
Why are those gifs all so terrible?
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e1698d No.31790
>>31719
it is a thing that happens when a creators vision outstrips their talent and they release the content anyways because it cannot turn them on, so the thought of the content turning someone else on is the only pleasure they can get.
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d72893 No.31813
Looks like you people would enjoy the Smut Stories of the Pinwheel Universe written by Snekguy.
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600a33 No.31815
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d72893 No.31816
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85c4d7 No.31924
>>31790
But they're so blinky and wibbly wobbly. It's like I'm staring into the soul of an unlicensed Doctor Who t-shirt.
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94595d No.32068
I made a mistake of looking up Trek R34 on pixiv. I think FBI believes I'm gay now.
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76fc13 No.32077
>>32068
>I made a mistake of looking up Trek R34 on pixiv. I think FBI believes I'm gay now.
Oh, I wouldn't worry. Everyone else in your life has believed that for years. Why not add a few government agencies to the list?
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f876d4 No.32103
Deepfake technology is going to revolutionize porn of live action shows once it gets better. Until then i'll settle for this i guess.
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fab2c4 No.32236
Someone in another thread mentioned fiction about counselor troi doing therapy sessions with a strap-on. I can't find it using jewgle search so I'm asking here.
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c324b5 No.32466
So what is there to fap to now?
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f177a3 No.32474
>>32466
I've got the bluest balls of all time waiting for Ezri diaper faggotry. So basically there's nothing worth fapping to.
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62fb81 No.32476
>>32474
Why not just write it yourself? There's an endless number of fanfic sites desperate enough for new content to host 'The Soiled Adventures of Ezri, parts I-XXVIII'.
Start with Ezri being captured by Dukat and having it forced on her, and then contrive to have her fall under the control of everyone in the setting from The Founders to Eddington all of whom think she will benefit being involuntarily (at first at least) diapered and subjected to one of your other weird af fetishes.
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b75556 No.32481
>>32476
I always pictured a kinky diapered Ezri to be a more a mirror universe fetish thing.
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91121d No.32489
>>32481
Even better, give her to a hot-head mirror-cardassian and up the discipline/humiliation content.
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4afbe9 No.32513
I always enjoyed the idea of an illicit holo porn trading ring where simulations of people who didn't consent to their likeness being used are sold. Always fun to think of where the moral and or legal line would be drawn in a liberal utopia like ST.
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fbe45d No.32515
>>32513
Quark dabled in it on DS9
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533039 No.32517
>>32489
>Mirror Ezri is actually potty trained unlike her prime universe counterpart
>She is just made to wear diapers and given so many punishment enemas she may as well be incontinent.
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4afbe9 No.32528
>>32515
Yep. Kira was mad as fuck.
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05aca5 No.32538
>>32517
Mirror Garak has been through some shit. He deserves his very own Ezri with increased smugness, to make it even more satisfying to work out his anger and stress on.
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