bd0582 No.15576 [View All]
I thought I would start a general porn dump thread, but some of these lewds are so hilarious I feel this is going to turn into a thinly veiled comedy thread.
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4a8678 No.20992
How did lewd trek get onto cuck wars? I need to spend less time away from /strek/
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36324b No.21005
>>20992
Don't ask me, I thought we were talking about Gargoyles.
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aecbf8 No.21052
>>20952
Why does the Treblinka theory pretend to like Star Trek?
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f486a1 No.21068
>>21052
Because they're "le quirky geeks xD", and Star Trek, along with comic books, are things that every normie associates with geeks.
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ea356d No.23593
>>20307
I sometimes wonder how many questions like that have gotten direct answers from the creator of a given property. I could see JMS doing a Q&A like this but beyond that I honestly have no idea who would give few enough fucks to air it all out.
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77a11a No.24169
I like how a R34 Trek thread got derailed into discussion of the Bazinga Theory.
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ab1330 No.26087
I haven't seen a porn thread in ages, so I figured I'd bump this one instead of making a new one.
I really just wanted an excuse to post this random image I saw on another board.
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fe1c69 No.26096
>>26087
If she eats Harry she's just going to get hungry again in half an hour.
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bd8d5c No.26105
>>26096
you mean as soon as she's done with him, air has more substance then that character had
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ddba56 No.26109
>>26087
She won't eat Harry he contains no coffee
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ab1330 No.26129
>>26109
I'm pretty sure I've seen Harry consuming coffee more than once on Voyager.
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dbb385 No.26187
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ab1330 No.26190
>>26187
That would require re-watching voyager. I'm not currently up to the task,
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790572 No.31496
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600a33 No.31506
>>31496
Someone who understands that the 'sarky bitch' attitude will not serve her well and that it is a kind and loving act to correct that mistake quickly and early.
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9d7471 No.31507
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fd663b No.31524
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5acdf8 No.31588
>>15578
Quark is a dead ringer for Dick the Clown in 4th pic
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b26f20 No.31590
Where did the Ezri diaper fetish come from?
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600a33 No.31591
>>31590
I think that it was originally a joke about how incredibly young Nicole de Boer looked when she was first introduced. It seemed to spiral from there and some anons got incredibly butthurt about it presumably from some distaste for the adult baby fetish and then people started spamming it to annoy them.
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c07107 No.31596
>>31591
Pretty much this faggots being faggots caused faggots to be bigger faggots
It's also a joke about how Dax is a pedo with a loli fetish.
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600a33 No.31598
>>31596
>It's also a joke about how Dax is a pedo with a loli fetish
Dax is a deviant with EVERY fetish possible.
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25b023 No.31615
>>31598
He uses hosts like flesh condoms
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1432ba No.31617
>>31591
worthless whiny bitch dax was always pretty damn annoying for simply being useless and whiny.
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1432ba No.31618
>>20925
what are you? challenged?
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600a33 No.31626
>>31615
If you look at the episode where Dax possesses members of the crew to have his past personalities talk to (I forget if it was Jadzia or Ezri that was host at that point) then the early hosts seemed to be rather calm and either academically or family minded people. Maybe Dax lived several long, respectable, lives before getting bored and deciding that he wanted to start pushing the limits of degeneracy - by the time he'd gotten to Ezri he'd already had Kurzon and Jadzia fuck their way through the official Star Fleet bestiary and had reached the point where he was thinking about weirder and weirder shit - which helps explain why he killed Jadzia at the one time where the only Trill available to take him was a rather cute and awkward little loli like Ezri.
>>31617
I'll admit it's been a while since I watched DS:9 properly, but I can't remember either of the Dax's doing anything particularly useful - especially considering that she's one of the stations senior officers.
>Jadzia - started the Dominion war by threatening the Founders during a peace conference
>Ezri - got captured, fucked Worf, blue balled Quark and Bashir
Did I miss any achievements there?
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70f952 No.31632
>>31626
What happened to Dax is Joran. The symbiont got briefly put into a psychopath, then had those memories repressed–but not completely. That trauma turned it into a sex addict, which started with Curzon becoming a philanderer and degraded into Jadzia becoming the other gaping wormhole in the Bajoran system.
>which helps explain why he killed Jadzia at the one time where the only Trill available to take him was a rather cute and awkward little loli like Ezri.
Interesting theory, but the timeline doesn't quite match. Jadzia died on DS9, and Dax only came into contact with Ezri when it was on a starship on the way to DS9, and its health suddenly took a turn for the worse. Perhaps Dax did some homework on docked starships and anticipated being put on the same ship as Ezri, but that's a less plausible theory. More likely it was opportunistic, and while Jadzia's death was mostly accidental, Dax faked an illness as soon as it saw Ezri.
>Did I miss any achievements there?
Ezri did solve a murder in the only good episode that involved her, and she actually ended up fucking Bashir by the end of the series.
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71f6da No.31648
from the game "vulcan love slave"
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b9ec8e No.31650
>>31626
>by the time he'd gotten to Ezri he'd already had Kurzon and Jadzia fuck their way through the official Star Fleet bestiary and had reached the point where he was thinking about weirder and weirder shit
To be fair if you had a loli to use as your own flesh condom what sort of depraved degeneracy would you get up to?
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600a33 No.31654
>>31632
>The Joran hosts psychosis messing with an otherwise respectable symbiont
That makes a lot of sense, now that you mention it. If the symbiont retains even a small portion of each host (and we know it's a lot more than that) then you'd have a mind that looked more like a psychological battlefield than anything else; with a number of sane personalities trying to contain and control that one lunatic who really shouldn't have been included in the mix. Maybe the sex is just how they keep the remnants of Joran quiet and stop him from causing too much trouble.
>Dax faked an illness as soon as it saw Ezri.
A little less damning than my story, but you're right it fits better with the canon and still shows the lengths Dax will go to in order to continue its degeneracy.
>actually ended up fucking Bashir by the end of the show
I'm glad he finally got his end away. After several years of Garak teasing/playing with him his balls must have been blue enough to look Andorian.
>>31650
>if you had a loli to use as your own flesh condom what sort of depraved degeneracy would you get up to?
I'd prefer not to think about that too much. Besides, it's much funnier to imagine what Dax would do if you put it into, say, Gowron (assume the whole 'incompatible species' thing gets handwaved)
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85c4d7 No.31719
>>31648
Why are those gifs all so terrible?
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e1698d No.31790
>>31719
it is a thing that happens when a creators vision outstrips their talent and they release the content anyways because it cannot turn them on, so the thought of the content turning someone else on is the only pleasure they can get.
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d72893 No.31813
Looks like you people would enjoy the Smut Stories of the Pinwheel Universe written by Snekguy.
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600a33 No.31815
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d72893 No.31816
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85c4d7 No.31924
>>31790
But they're so blinky and wibbly wobbly. It's like I'm staring into the soul of an unlicensed Doctor Who t-shirt.
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94595d No.32068
I made a mistake of looking up Trek R34 on pixiv. I think FBI believes I'm gay now.
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76fc13 No.32077
>>32068
>I made a mistake of looking up Trek R34 on pixiv. I think FBI believes I'm gay now.
Oh, I wouldn't worry. Everyone else in your life has believed that for years. Why not add a few government agencies to the list?
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f876d4 No.32103
Deepfake technology is going to revolutionize porn of live action shows once it gets better. Until then i'll settle for this i guess.
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fab2c4 No.32236
Someone in another thread mentioned fiction about counselor troi doing therapy sessions with a strap-on. I can't find it using jewgle search so I'm asking here.
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c324b5 No.32466
So what is there to fap to now?
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f177a3 No.32474
>>32466
I've got the bluest balls of all time waiting for Ezri diaper faggotry. So basically there's nothing worth fapping to.
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62fb81 No.32476
>>32474
Why not just write it yourself? There's an endless number of fanfic sites desperate enough for new content to host 'The Soiled Adventures of Ezri, parts I-XXVIII'.
Start with Ezri being captured by Dukat and having it forced on her, and then contrive to have her fall under the control of everyone in the setting from The Founders to Eddington all of whom think she will benefit being involuntarily (at first at least) diapered and subjected to one of your other weird af fetishes.
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b75556 No.32481
>>32476
I always pictured a kinky diapered Ezri to be a more a mirror universe fetish thing.
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91121d No.32489
>>32481
Even better, give her to a hot-head mirror-cardassian and up the discipline/humiliation content.
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4afbe9 No.32513
I always enjoyed the idea of an illicit holo porn trading ring where simulations of people who didn't consent to their likeness being used are sold. Always fun to think of where the moral and or legal line would be drawn in a liberal utopia like ST.
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fbe45d No.32515
>>32513
Quark dabled in it on DS9
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533039 No.32517
>>32489
>Mirror Ezri is actually potty trained unlike her prime universe counterpart
>She is just made to wear diapers and given so many punishment enemas she may as well be incontinent.
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4afbe9 No.32528
>>32515
Yep. Kira was mad as fuck.
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05aca5 No.32538
>>32517
Mirror Garak has been through some shit. He deserves his very own Ezri with increased smugness, to make it even more satisfying to work out his anger and stress on.
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