b5ca3e No.1101 [Last50 Posts]
Why are Klingons usually right about everything?
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7c717c No.1105
>>1101
I came in here to argue, then realized you were mostly right.
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0e8b2c No.1108
>>1105
Even better if you play STO, everything that goes wrong in that universe boils down to "If only you had listened to the Klingons!"
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4785f5 No.1113
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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5704dd No.1145
Anyone feel that the Klingons are in many cases more democratic, caring, free and intelligent than the Federation?
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31bf8e No.1146
>>1145
i mean they have some deceptive people in their governments, and whoever's in charge usually has a bit too much power (although considering he can have all his power taken away in a simple duel, it's fair)
but it's still a lot better than the federation, if the maquis were klingons the empire would have just given them a free pass rather than going out of their way to stop them
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5704dd No.1148
>>1146
If the Maquis were Klingons the Klingons would lose their shit about being left out of the fighting.
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57c7f8 No.1437
>>1148
This.
If the Maquis had been Klingons the colonists would have had a few million re-enforcements with a full fleet a few days after the first shots had been fired.
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5704dd No.1438
>>1437
There is no such thing as an insignificant corner of Klingon space.
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cccb52 No.1448
>>1145
I wouldn't say democratic, there's rarely voting for stuff. I'd say the word you're looking for is meritocratic.
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7e2967 No.1449
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Star Trek: Klingon is the best FMV game.
Turn on Annotations to actually play it, it's a sort of CYOA game where wrong decisions can lead to death and dishonor.
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f9bb52 No.2832
>>1449
There was another one with the Borg and Q?
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8aff09 No.3066
>>1101
Because they behave more like their ancestors, their evolutionary past, not like the federation that thinks 'Oh we have evolved so much in 2k years' while they haven't, they are still in the evolutionary sense cave-men. The Klingons embrace their past and can better anticipate other beings, HOWEVER this influences their society which is expressed as build-in mechanisms that leaves their society brittle for internal conflict.
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365383 No.3084
>>3066
You're mostly right, though I would add a few things. One of the biggest cultural differences between Humans and Klingons, and the main reason why Klingons have maintained such a large and formidable empire is because, unlike the Humans, Klingons hold no illusions about the necessity of conflict and competition. Klingons understand that war and the fight for land and resources, is an inevitable occurrence and a force of nature that exists throughout the universe, regardless of race, class, nation, or species. The Federation is built on the idealistic view (a view shared by many misguided, wannabe communists today) that if they give out enough hugs and well-wishes, that everyone become friends and share everything and no one will ever suffer again. The Klingons, on the other hand, live in the real world. They realize that people, whether from their province or another, their world or another, will always be drawn to competition. Competition over land, competition over resources, competition over mates, it is a natural part of biological life. They also understand that hardship breeds character, and without hardship, they become too weak and frail to survive in an unforgiving galaxy. They know that no matter how they may try, they can never change the nature of the universe, so rather than fighting it, or merely accepting it, they embrace it. They have chosen to maintain traditions in which the young and old alike are encouraged to find joy in battle and contest. Martial arts, war games, and bat'leth tournaments are all celebrated customs of Klingon life. It teaches the young to be ready for the battles that life will inevitably throw at them, and reminds the elders what life is all about. They understand that life is not simply given away, you must stake your claim to it, and when it is time to die, you must do so on your feet, with a weapon in your hands, lest you be remembered as a coward who could not face the challenges of life.
Klingons are a race of warriors because life is a battle, against your enemies, against the elements, and against your own demons. That is why the Klingon Empire will live through the ages, even when the other powers of the alpha quadrant fall to dust.
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5704dd No.3308
You know after reading up the alleged lore behind the first contact between the Klingons and the Federation it seems that the Klingons actually only struck out after being provoked into doing so. The Federation had expanded too close to their borders. Seems the Klingons were content to give their neighbours more than enough breathing room but Feds kept advancing closer and trying to get overly friendly with the Klingons. Like that annoying fatgirl who fancies you but won't get the message you aren't interested in her.
Really why are the Klingons almost always said to be hotheads yet they seem to be the only race to show tremendous restraint and above all, common sense?
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45287e No.3789
>/strek/ finally sends a Klingon to the Attention-Hungry Games
>Proceeds to kill nearly a fifth of all tributes before going down
Sending a Klingon really was overkill.
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f61306 No.3862
>Do a quick search about Klingons
>Redditors acting smug looking down on Klingons
Federation really is reddit tier isn't it?
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ce7f52 No.3866
>>3789
>Sending a Klingon really was overkill.
She didn't get them all, therefore it was shameful underkill.
>>3862
>Federation really is reddit tier isn't it?
Never meet your heroes.
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5704dd No.3901
>>3866
We should send a Klingon to do the Running Man. Fuck the Hunger Games to be honest, it's just a lame knockoff for tweens.
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52708d No.3916
>>3862
Gowron's forehead ridges looks like a clitoris, and you'll never unsee it now.
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ce7f52 No.3931
>>3916
>implying I didn't see it in his first scene back in the 90s.
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52708d No.3941
>>3931
Did you jack off to it?
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c0fd3b No.4195
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29a7f2 No.4211
>>3066
>internal conflict
Like >>3084 points out klingons embrace conflict, and ideally that internal conflict would keep their government strong by culling the weak and corrupt. However their archaic government system seems to have done the opposite, if the shit we see them pulling in TNG is any indication. It's those klingons who aren't concerned with honor who bring the whole Empire down. Ideally, if they really were all "honorable" (which would imply honest), they'd be a better ally and a more potent enemy than the Federation. But just like humans they get desperate and they cheat.
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2c7e9d No.4213
>>4211
Klingons live have selfdestructive civil wars and are lead by the corrupt, lazy and weak. Just look at that kid the Duras sisters try to make head of the council.
The problem is that the klingons aren't lead by the strongest, brightest or best among their numbers, but by the aristocrats who head a handful of families, who where born into wealth and power games and intrigue between said families.
Mind you, ritual duels to the death and killingprowess tend to be poor ways to determine which beraucrats are best at their jobs let alone who would be the better political administrator. All it does it make it easy to replace the one you have.
It would probably be more efficient to just use cybernetic implants to connect everyone to some kind of central computer so everyone can have an equal say in every decision made by the collective…
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757a30 No.4624
>>4213
>thinly veiled Borg Post
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6a2acb No.10846
>>4213
>It would probably be more efficient to just use cybernetic implants to connect everyone to some kind of central computer so everyone can have an equal say in every decision made by the collective…
>everyone can have an equal say in every decision made by the collective…
>Implying the Borg are equal.
>Implying that Drones have any say in anything.
>Implying that Drones are even capable of having a say on anything.
How quaint.
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04d37d No.10847
>>4213
We’re on to [[[you]]], Six of Chaim.
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d250ed No.10849
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02f0a4 No.10853
>>10846
>mfw read that in Alice Krige's voice
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6a2acb No.10857
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>>10853
>That is because you haven't been properly … stimulated, yet.
No shame there Anon.
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48f8a8 No.10873
>>10853
Before or after she ASS-imilates you?
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dbe9c2 No.10882
>>3084
This competitive nature is called a "dominance hirearchy" and exists in all animals that live in groups. ALL of them.
Even lobsters, which only accidentally live in groups.
This is because, while for solitary animals 100% of the environment is composed of physical stuff, for group-living animals 90% of the environment is the group itself. So they evolve to have their "compete" circuit constantly turned on, while solitary animals only have their compete circuit tripped during mating time or when starving.
Since most humanoid species in trek are group-living, it stands to reason they all evolved a permanent-on competitive instinct, which would be applied to competition with other sentient beings. Ferengi compete with capitalism, Cardassians with colonialism, Romulans with backstabbing, and Klingons with war.
That's why these species are the fucking best in trek, because they're realistic. Rest of species act unnaturally at times, like their compete circuit is off, which we (the viewers) can't quite wrap our brains around.
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499ede No.10916
>>10882
Actually one of the biggest reasons communism will never work is because while some of it's goals are not that unreasonable, communism's beliefs alienate anyone that would actually be able to accomplish those goals. For example everyone starves because the people who are the best farmers/food producers often only are good at it because they are very independently minded. If they didn't desire to be independent of others for food they wouldn't bother making there own. Communism was designed to fail.
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e44fc4 No.10917
>>10916
>Actually one of the biggest reasons communism will never work…
>rephrases what i said
W… what?
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2e207a No.12658
Greatest Klingon apart from Gowron?
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346ba1 No.12696
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406926 No.12732
>>10917
>being upset/confused with people rephrasing your statement and taking credit for it.
Welcome to 8chan, don't worry, it won't take long for this experience to feel comfy as fuck.
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e628dc No.12812
>>12658
FOR THE HORDE, erhm I mean FOR THE EMPIRE
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32b8ce No.13218
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4d8899 No.16443
>>3084
Posts like these make me wonder what a Klingon gardener would be like.
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a8beaa No.16477
>>3308
>Like that annoying fatgirl who fancies you but won't get the message you aren't interested in her.
This is now my favorite view of the Federation.
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f0b73c No.16479
Like another anon pointed out In the Cunto thread of all places, while Klingons are most definitely competitive, much of their "Hurr, big dumb warrior, muh honorubru" is just a meme. The quality of their ships show they have very good engineers and scientists, along with the continued relevance of their cloaking device (this is assuming that there's a constant arms race going on, with the feds developing sensors while the Klingons and Romulans find new ways to defeat them). They're always on top of interstellar affairs, too, suggesting top-tier intelligence too. When Sisko asked Martok for intel on the Maquis cloaking devices or whatever, Martok just has to glance at a data pad, and he has all the info he wants, plus a bit extra.
But in spite of this, no one else in the quadrant sees anything except the dumb, inflexible warriors. Klingons are the fucking masters of meme magic.
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7703a7 No.16481
>>16479
Are you saying the Klingons are /bane/?
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f598f9 No.16483
I dunno, there was one that defended him instead of letting him go to a Klingon Gulag…
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3d0f2f No.16496
>>1145
Probably depends on the local lay of the land and what House has power over a given area. On Martok clay? Things are probably pretty comfy. House Duras territory? Don't stick around and carry the biggest damn boomstick you have on hand while you are there. Imperial City is probably a wild card; also in those areas, crime would be a concern as well.
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5703c1 No.16504
>>16496
I feel that any crime, in any Klingon settlement, would quickly turn into an impromptu target practice session.
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f03f56 No.16507
>>3308
Because the Federation is space NATO. Hypocrisy above all.
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1a5543 No.17527
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008bd2 No.17529
>>17527
You already know the answer to that anon.
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9dc58f No.17533
>>17527
This artist is a treasure.
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9681dd No.18194
>>17529
I want a 2D version of her.
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3a2bc5 No.21767
>>1101
>being right about everything
>clothed females
back to the drawing board OP
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a36cf7 No.21777
>>1101
Because Klingons are nationalistic, and traditional. If those are things that appeal to you it's likely you'd admire them.
How do you feel about the Andorians?
paranoid and belligerent
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5d61cf No.21779
>>21777
Trips of truth. Shran is top-tier, and clearly loved Andria.
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b07dfa No.21781
>>3941
it was difficult, took almost a year. but i came
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748b13 No.21799
>>1449
Do you have a link where I could download it? I can't find any torrents or abandonware sites with it. Plenty for Klingon Academy, though.
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d0a33a No.21801
>>17527
-My Klingon Warrior can't be this cute.jpg
-It's not like I broke your sternum and dislocated your shoulder because I like you or anything y-you p-petak.png
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0e9526 No.21930
>>21801
How would fellatio be from a Klingon woman?
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d0a33a No.21932
File: e44cafe8d8c531f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,348.93 KB,2480x1324,620:331,you won't survive it puny ….jpg)
>>21930
Pic and title related.
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221549 No.21933
>>21932
>Implying their wouldn't be teeth involved
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d0a33a No.21939
>>21933
There will be no spinoff featuring the weekly adventures, wacky scheming to gain power and general sexy hijinx of the Duras sisters.
Sometimes life can really be bitter, lads.
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797274 No.21941
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7703a7 No.21944
>>21939
>Life can be bitter
Only if you swallow
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d0a33a No.21948
>>21944
I'll take your word for it since you're the expert on that, Jad'zia.
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df0506 No.21976
>>21939
I just want to motorboat those titties.
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221549 No.21988
>>21976
How do you plan to do that when your face is hanging loosely in her hands?
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25bea2 No.22001
>>21988
With his raw skull no doubt.
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221549 No.22013
>>22001
If he's that dedicated to the idea then best of luck to him.
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df0506 No.22014
>>22013
You're god damn right I am. I don't think it will come to that, though. Besides, we know Lursa puts out.
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ecf3b8 No.22086
>>21941
What's the context? Someone ask here to take off her shirt?
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a56c5b No.22172
>>22014
Only if you're pure. She likes to get
BLEACHED
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a36cf7 No.22173
>>22172
"Worf….is this sex?"
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d0a33a No.22177
>>22172
>pics
Nice.
>>22173
You know turbo klingaboo Worf TNG era will either reply with
"NO! IT IS DISHONOROBU!"
or
"Klingons do not talk about such things!"
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88cabe No.22188
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6678c5 No.22189
>>22177
You missed the one of
"You're human! You wouldn't understand!"
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d0a33a No.22200
>>22189
Ah yes, classic Worf.
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a36cf7 No.22213
>>21941
Why not? She already surrendered her toothbrush.
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d9059e No.24179
>>22200
Wonder how many Klingons end up laughing at Worf for being such a Klingaboo that he doesn't actually understand anything about being Klingon?
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40661e No.24504
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7427fa No.24513
>>24179
I think pretty much all of them. By DS9 he's probably become a meme throughout the Empire. "Tryhard fed guy" or something similar. You can see it Gowrons amusement when he approaches Worf in that show, the way he acts and the look on his face can easily be translated as "Holy shit, I'm here talking to fucking Tryhard Fed Guy because he might actually be useful now! My fucking sides! Just wait until I tell Martok about this!"
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f161cb No.24526
>>24513
Yeah. His bro was beginning to make up for Worf's sins, and even got onto the high council. That showed Gowron that the Mogh boys weren't all bad, once they get away from the Federation's soy replicators. He even took pity on Worf and offered him a chance in the Empire, and killing Cardies to boot. But the eternal Worf threw that opportunity away, shat on Gowron, shat on his brother, and shat on his father's legacy just so he could keep playing klingaboo.
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a99190 No.24587
>>24526
Of course he did. If Worf ever actually returned to live in the Empire he'd be the biggest pussy any Klingon had ever seen. His dishonour was so total and powerful that it destroyed an ancient house and his brother Kurn, a real fucking klingon.
>Daily reminder that Worf lost fist fights with the fucking Ferengi.
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e086ef No.24588
>>24587
I'm willing to overlook those because the Ferengi have gone through a couple retcons. But even losing to Ferengi isn't as shameful as losing to barrels.
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a11ba8 No.24589
>>24588
Barrels have no honor!
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07319c No.24590
>>24589
Neither do people who respond to flagfaggots.
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b57b05 No.24597
>>24590
>Not showing Cardassian Pride
Spotted the Bajoran Terrorist.
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15c4c4 No.24634
>>1108
Yep, this holds true even in the current Gamma Quadrant expansion, as far as we can see so far. J'mpok pulling back/being hesitant to commit rescources to save an enemy (a former one at least) when the quadrant should be licking its wounds for a few decades after the game's events is one of few evidences of actual consequences on the world, and I can only hope Starfleet jumping in head first is more of them showing the same arrogance and stupidity they have before.
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95b930 No.24635
>>24590
>flagfaggots
>not 'flaggots'
one job
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d76f64 No.24638
>>22177
>>22173
>>22189
Actually his reply was something like "it IS sex, but I have no place for it in my life"
Ofcourse he got over that when troi bated her eyelashes and never looked back all the way through ds9
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fdf0d0 No.24701
>>24638
>bated
Did she restrain hr eyelashes or masturbate them?
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a11ba8 No.25336
>have niece and nephew over to my house
>come into my room to try and play
>spot Birth of the Federation
>decide to load it up and pick a faction
>they pick the Klingon Empire
I felt some pride in my House.
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80c91d No.25337
>>24638
>"it IS sex, but I have no place for it in my life"
I thought his sentiment was, "Only stronk Klingon vulva with over 1000 folds can withstand cock of glorious Nippon, filthy gaijin pussy too weak.
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a69009 No.25364
>>24179
>TNG Season 1 Worf: "I am a Starfleet Officer, but also a Klingon Warrior."
<DS9 Season 7 Worf: "I am a Klingon Warrior, but also a Starfleet Officer."
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9d2077 No.25366
>>22172
The sisters were in Generations?
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a11ba8 No.25367
>>25366
If you are asking that you never watched Generations.
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fdf0d0 No.25368
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9d2077 No.25369
>>25367
I saw it once, a long time ago.
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fdf0d0 No.25374
>>25369
Well watch it again, fagmo. They're kinid of important characters.
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d02851 No.25377
>>25374
For reasons that are completely stupid and angering
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abef57 No.25435
>>16479
Their one dimensional "dumb hulking brute" image is part of their power. They come off as so stupidly militant that no one expects brilliance. Klingon guile at it's finest.
>>24587
Alternate theory, Worf is actually the second comming of Khaless, who was an uberpuss with good PR.
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a11ba8 No.25707
>>25435
>Their one dimensional "dumb hulking brute" image is part of their power. They come off as so stupidly militant that no one expects brilliance. Klingon guile at it's finest.
I've actually now watched pretty much all of Trek now except that one that won't be mentioned
I kind of want to know where the impression of Klingons being savages comes from. They are anything but.
In TOS they are cunning warriors that are more reliant on their brains than their brawn. They also plan long term more so than short term with remarkable patience shown. Their relation also with the Federation is a weird one of mutual respect despite being enemies; you get the feeling that if the Federation was attacked the Klingons would come to the Federation's aid if only for the sole reason that nobody should be allowed to kill the Federation but them.
In TNG it's a mixed bag although again in most cases Klingons are shown to be exceptionally clever and cunning. Kurn alone pulls off feats of tactical genius but other Klingons also show their technical prowness.
In DS9 they seem to be underestimated at every opportunity. They crack codes that not even the Obsidian Order at the height of their power could crack, hold insanely accurate intel on Cardassian weapons facilities that nobody thought could be discovered, have insanely good warships to the point their Battlecruisers can maneuver like Escorts, and are able to hold the entire Dominion at bay alone outnumbered 20:1.
In VOY they not only manage to break free of the Borg Collective but successfully hijack a Borg Sphere.
ENT they very much an arrogant race overly confident on their superiority of others although they can be reasoned with. They are far more concerned with their own internal troubles than that of outsiders.
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78cd3f No.25750
>>25707
>I kind of want to know where the impression of Klingons being savages comes from.
It's a meme created by normalfags who may or may not have seen the show, but don't really understand at a level that a true fan would. It's like the pervasive meme that Kirk was massive horndog who slept with every alien woman and female suboridinate he came in contact with, but in actuality he only had romantic inclinations with 2 or 3 of them.
In my view, Klingons are exceptionally strong and cunning warriors, but are hamstrung by their own internal politics and rigid adherence to their honor code, leading them to be manipulated by others such as the Romulans and the Dominion into doing their bidding.
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a3913b No.25821
>>25750
>Normalfags who don't understand the show
Oh so /tv/ then?
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b15b21 No.25840
>>21777
Krotus did nothing wrong!
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f6b3f9 No.27937
>>25750
Klingons though were right to conquer Cardassia. In an alt future where the Warcriminal Sisko died the Klingons took over DS9 and the Dominion NEVER invaded.
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