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Why are Klingons usually right about everything?
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748b13 No.21799
>>1449
Do you have a link where I could download it? I can't find any torrents or abandonware sites with it. Plenty for Klingon Academy, though.
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d0a33a No.21801
>>17527
-My Klingon Warrior can't be this cute.jpg
-It's not like I broke your sternum and dislocated your shoulder because I like you or anything y-you p-petak.png
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0e9526 No.21930
>>21801
How would fellatio be from a Klingon woman?
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d0a33a No.21932
File: e44cafe8d8c531f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,348.93 KB,2480x1324,620:331,you won't survive it puny ….jpg)
>>21930
Pic and title related.
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221549 No.21933
>>21932
>Implying their wouldn't be teeth involved
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d0a33a No.21939
>>21933
There will be no spinoff featuring the weekly adventures, wacky scheming to gain power and general sexy hijinx of the Duras sisters.
Sometimes life can really be bitter, lads.
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797274 No.21941
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7703a7 No.21944
>>21939
>Life can be bitter
Only if you swallow
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d0a33a No.21948
>>21944
I'll take your word for it since you're the expert on that, Jad'zia.
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df0506 No.21976
>>21939
I just want to motorboat those titties.
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221549 No.21988
>>21976
How do you plan to do that when your face is hanging loosely in her hands?
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25bea2 No.22001
>>21988
With his raw skull no doubt.
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221549 No.22013
>>22001
If he's that dedicated to the idea then best of luck to him.
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df0506 No.22014
>>22013
You're god damn right I am. I don't think it will come to that, though. Besides, we know Lursa puts out.
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ecf3b8 No.22086
>>21941
What's the context? Someone ask here to take off her shirt?
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a56c5b No.22172
>>22014
Only if you're pure. She likes to get
BLEACHED
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a36cf7 No.22173
>>22172
"Worf….is this sex?"
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d0a33a No.22177
>>22172
>pics
Nice.
>>22173
You know turbo klingaboo Worf TNG era will either reply with
"NO! IT IS DISHONOROBU!"
or
"Klingons do not talk about such things!"
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88cabe No.22188
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6678c5 No.22189
>>22177
You missed the one of
"You're human! You wouldn't understand!"
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d0a33a No.22200
>>22189
Ah yes, classic Worf.
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a36cf7 No.22213
>>21941
Why not? She already surrendered her toothbrush.
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d9059e No.24179
>>22200
Wonder how many Klingons end up laughing at Worf for being such a Klingaboo that he doesn't actually understand anything about being Klingon?
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40661e No.24504
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7427fa No.24513
>>24179
I think pretty much all of them. By DS9 he's probably become a meme throughout the Empire. "Tryhard fed guy" or something similar. You can see it Gowrons amusement when he approaches Worf in that show, the way he acts and the look on his face can easily be translated as "Holy shit, I'm here talking to fucking Tryhard Fed Guy because he might actually be useful now! My fucking sides! Just wait until I tell Martok about this!"
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f161cb No.24526
>>24513
Yeah. His bro was beginning to make up for Worf's sins, and even got onto the high council. That showed Gowron that the Mogh boys weren't all bad, once they get away from the Federation's soy replicators. He even took pity on Worf and offered him a chance in the Empire, and killing Cardies to boot. But the eternal Worf threw that opportunity away, shat on Gowron, shat on his brother, and shat on his father's legacy just so he could keep playing klingaboo.
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a99190 No.24587
>>24526
Of course he did. If Worf ever actually returned to live in the Empire he'd be the biggest pussy any Klingon had ever seen. His dishonour was so total and powerful that it destroyed an ancient house and his brother Kurn, a real fucking klingon.
>Daily reminder that Worf lost fist fights with the fucking Ferengi.
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e086ef No.24588
>>24587
I'm willing to overlook those because the Ferengi have gone through a couple retcons. But even losing to Ferengi isn't as shameful as losing to barrels.
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a11ba8 No.24589
>>24588
Barrels have no honor!
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07319c No.24590
>>24589
Neither do people who respond to flagfaggots.
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b57b05 No.24597
>>24590
>Not showing Cardassian Pride
Spotted the Bajoran Terrorist.
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15c4c4 No.24634
>>1108
Yep, this holds true even in the current Gamma Quadrant expansion, as far as we can see so far. J'mpok pulling back/being hesitant to commit rescources to save an enemy (a former one at least) when the quadrant should be licking its wounds for a few decades after the game's events is one of few evidences of actual consequences on the world, and I can only hope Starfleet jumping in head first is more of them showing the same arrogance and stupidity they have before.
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95b930 No.24635
>>24590
>flagfaggots
>not 'flaggots'
one job
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d76f64 No.24638
>>22177
>>22173
>>22189
Actually his reply was something like "it IS sex, but I have no place for it in my life"
Ofcourse he got over that when troi bated her eyelashes and never looked back all the way through ds9
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fdf0d0 No.24701
>>24638
>bated
Did she restrain hr eyelashes or masturbate them?
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a11ba8 No.25336
>have niece and nephew over to my house
>come into my room to try and play
>spot Birth of the Federation
>decide to load it up and pick a faction
>they pick the Klingon Empire
I felt some pride in my House.
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80c91d No.25337
>>24638
>"it IS sex, but I have no place for it in my life"
I thought his sentiment was, "Only stronk Klingon vulva with over 1000 folds can withstand cock of glorious Nippon, filthy gaijin pussy too weak.
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a69009 No.25364
>>24179
>TNG Season 1 Worf: "I am a Starfleet Officer, but also a Klingon Warrior."
<DS9 Season 7 Worf: "I am a Klingon Warrior, but also a Starfleet Officer."
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9d2077 No.25366
>>22172
The sisters were in Generations?
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a11ba8 No.25367
>>25366
If you are asking that you never watched Generations.
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fdf0d0 No.25368
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9d2077 No.25369
>>25367
I saw it once, a long time ago.
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fdf0d0 No.25374
>>25369
Well watch it again, fagmo. They're kinid of important characters.
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d02851 No.25377
>>25374
For reasons that are completely stupid and angering
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abef57 No.25435
>>16479
Their one dimensional "dumb hulking brute" image is part of their power. They come off as so stupidly militant that no one expects brilliance. Klingon guile at it's finest.
>>24587
Alternate theory, Worf is actually the second comming of Khaless, who was an uberpuss with good PR.
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a11ba8 No.25707
>>25435
>Their one dimensional "dumb hulking brute" image is part of their power. They come off as so stupidly militant that no one expects brilliance. Klingon guile at it's finest.
I've actually now watched pretty much all of Trek now except that one that won't be mentioned
I kind of want to know where the impression of Klingons being savages comes from. They are anything but.
In TOS they are cunning warriors that are more reliant on their brains than their brawn. They also plan long term more so than short term with remarkable patience shown. Their relation also with the Federation is a weird one of mutual respect despite being enemies; you get the feeling that if the Federation was attacked the Klingons would come to the Federation's aid if only for the sole reason that nobody should be allowed to kill the Federation but them.
In TNG it's a mixed bag although again in most cases Klingons are shown to be exceptionally clever and cunning. Kurn alone pulls off feats of tactical genius but other Klingons also show their technical prowness.
In DS9 they seem to be underestimated at every opportunity. They crack codes that not even the Obsidian Order at the height of their power could crack, hold insanely accurate intel on Cardassian weapons facilities that nobody thought could be discovered, have insanely good warships to the point their Battlecruisers can maneuver like Escorts, and are able to hold the entire Dominion at bay alone outnumbered 20:1.
In VOY they not only manage to break free of the Borg Collective but successfully hijack a Borg Sphere.
ENT they very much an arrogant race overly confident on their superiority of others although they can be reasoned with. They are far more concerned with their own internal troubles than that of outsiders.
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78cd3f No.25750
>>25707
>I kind of want to know where the impression of Klingons being savages comes from.
It's a meme created by normalfags who may or may not have seen the show, but don't really understand at a level that a true fan would. It's like the pervasive meme that Kirk was massive horndog who slept with every alien woman and female suboridinate he came in contact with, but in actuality he only had romantic inclinations with 2 or 3 of them.
In my view, Klingons are exceptionally strong and cunning warriors, but are hamstrung by their own internal politics and rigid adherence to their honor code, leading them to be manipulated by others such as the Romulans and the Dominion into doing their bidding.
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a3913b No.25821
>>25750
>Normalfags who don't understand the show
Oh so /tv/ then?
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b15b21 No.25840
>>21777
Krotus did nothing wrong!
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f6b3f9 No.27937
>>25750
Klingons though were right to conquer Cardassia. In an alt future where the Warcriminal Sisko died the Klingons took over DS9 and the Dominion NEVER invaded.
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