No.256
Holy fuck, I love otters so god damn much. They are everything to me. I can't even concentrate on anything or get anything done because all I think about is otters. What the fuck do I do??? I have stuff to do and they're getting in the way.
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No.265
What stuff could you possibly have to do that's not related to otters?
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No.279
"I searched my heart, searched my soul, and when I found otters, I didn't have to search anymore. Don't tell me they're not worth dying for. I can't help it, there's nothing I believe more. You know it's true. Now, everything I do, I do it for otters."
–Bryan Adams
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No.492
>>256
>>279
Do you think the otters feel the same way about you?
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No.493
>>492
Not with how we're treating them
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No.494
>>493
That's a good point.
But perhaps otters can be surprisingly forgiving.
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No.640
I can't get enough of otters, should I be worried?
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No.649
>>640
You just have to make sure you have access to a steady supply of otter-love and you'll be just fine. It can be a positive thing.
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No.762
>>649
But I just keep craving more and more, where am I gonna get all this OTTER from?
I think otters are bad for my heart
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No.763
>>762
Oh I know that feeling to.
But i don't think it's because otters are bad. More like we had to go so long without any otter at all, we got an otter love deficit.
Mebbe an OTTER INTENSIVE is the cure. Immersion therapy?
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No.764
>>763
No, otters are not bad. In fact, they are perfect.
But light without darkness is only blinding; so otters are blinding me with their brilliance.
I wish I could immerse myself in otters, but all I can do is look at them from afar.
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No.765
>>764
Ah, incremental dosing till therapeutic threshold is reached. Very wise, otter lover.
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No.766
Personally, I like to surround myself with my otter plushies every once in a while.
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No.768
>>766
Noice collection!
Add blanket fort.
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No.770
>>766
That's a pretty nice collection.
I have only one little otter plushie right now… Trying to expand my assortment of otter stuffs soon
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No.771
>>766
>>765
Honestly, if I ever touched a real otter, I think my heart would probably stop.
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No.776
>>771
That's when the otter magic really happens.
The heart stops, then starts beating in an entirely new rhythm, and life begins again. Fresh. Clean. Like an otter in the crystal early morning water, dappled by ripples of sunlit reflection.
After that, they say every moment is touched by Grace. Heaven on earth. Eternity of peace and play, in paradise.
If you're lucky enough to get close enough to an otter that it blesses you with touch, I guarantee you the prize will be worth the price.
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No.785
>>776
wow, I can't wait to be blessed by otters…
I love them so much that it makes me cry
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No.790
I've been to a few zoos where you can touch otters' hands.
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No.792
>>790
That cage looks pretty tiny
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No.793
>>790
What do their hands feel like?
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No.828
>>793
They feel like wet little hands.
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No.836
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No.840
>>793
They're the perfect hands for holding hands in a dream.
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No.910
I miss otters so much. It's been way to long since I saw an otter irl.
Don't know how you can miss otters you've never even met, but I do :/
I hope otters will visit me soon. I will make them feel right at home! All otters have a place in my heart.
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No.943
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No.944
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No.945
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No.946
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