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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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65ecb9 No.458883

The Riddler: The man to bring us an American Pope.

Harry Potter: The man who frauded East Berlin.

Johnny Cage: The "put" on the market.

The Bat: Adam Sandler rises as Ra's al-Ghul.

Herman Wouk: The Kennedy Family supports legal marijuana.

Megaman MUSH: Dr. Chet is replaced by Dr. Leo.

SPECTRE: James Bond signs on to the Irish Republican Army.

Sid Mode: Robert the Bruce defeats Sid Meier.

The Joker: Bellevue studies American literary psychiatry and laws of invoice.

Umbrella: Albert Wesker defects from STARS; to save Britain.

24: Jack Bauer betrays Trump for Biden; for meat and sauce for kids; no dill pickle.

Platoon: When the machine breaks down, we break down. Isn't that right, Elon Musk.

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65ecb9 No.458884

Richardsy: Internist in charge of medical evaluations.

Juwey: Art teacher placed in evaluations of agents.

Sniper Annie: Pistols expert placed in charge of "Whitey" Bulger.

Mrs. Mouse: Hospital staff head, discharge in absentia.

Miss Toadmousse: Test designer, military dampeners.

Mister Big: Cartoons designer, POTUS #45.

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65ecb9 No.458885

Hitler was psychic, and was working for Israel.

We killed a excrementload of Arabs and their friends, for refusing to work on federal constituents orders.

We put Sweden into Israel, but Iran took over.

The Mormons.

Purges are oncoming out of Indiana station.

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