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96d96d No.458811

Unit Service (Psychiatric Profile):

Engaged Robert Wolfinackis, in combat.

Robert, reported as 125 on IQ test, initiated aggression.

David, reported as 135 on IQ test, defended and passed as 150 or above real IQ.

Blood test, was Bruce and Druid, father and mother.

Placed NSA OP-INT as cadet.

Mother's psychiatric histories analyzed; MI-6, Dave Carlson's embassy records lifted, IDF.

KIA, Alice, killed through Michael, by David.

Cleared, CIA agent, classed NSA OP-INT, specialist in MI-6 and IDF.

Main mission accepted, infiltration of Sharon, Massachusetts, INTERPOL corrections hub, shutdown of all programs on Microsoft allowing breaches of monitor, violation of NSA and ACLU code.

Windows updated, Microsoft Store programs are now vetted by US Army, under compliance code of Kennedy Charter.

Air National Guard enforcing jurisprudence of area, under secret security of Hanscom Base.

Mission Memorandum (Prime Objective):

Shutdown of Sharon INTERPOL Township Monitoring (MI-6/IDF/ExSec Targeted):

Philip J. Morris: Visiting Queen Cleo, Dr. Isaiah Friedlander's wife, while 18 years old, the woman in her late fifties. Smelled like cigarettes in the hair, otherwise cleaned and lotioned, aroused and seduced. Dodged Mike Giroux, ExSec vice Rhode Island, through father.

SIGINT: Removal of Sandi MacDonald, MI-6 spy inside the NSA. Ronald Reagan, induced into dementia, from poisoning to remove shrimp consumption, Ronald Reagan Gentile, not Isaac's blood; however, myth placed opposite. Hospital system infiltrated through Taunton Behavioral, FBI command raids Taunton for MI-6 Theraveda files for Bush Jesuit Society.

HUMINT: Alignment with Ivan Boris Tomasic, Coast Guard Homeland Security. Theft of his special education papers and numbers through Janine Swanson, to print Comedy Central films as Ivan Tomasic, with own background, through Steve-O. Alibi established, that self is wounded Navy, and Daniel Craig films are printed, to plant self as Likud, James Bond 007.

OP-INT: Dropout from UMass-Amherst and direct infiltration of Sharon, Plainville, Auburn, Boston, and MCM. Prints produced for Sony Pictures inform Dr. Golden that the file for self is potential publication; actually both of us, together, written by Ivan Tomasic, unaware that he's on Comedy Central. Gotham is printed, and Dr. Golden then castrates, to thieve the money, once he figures out that agent, is not gay, he's been seeing prostitutes, and Dr. Golden's wife has been chuffed. FBI is contacted, on Christmas, to volunteer for Western Massachusetts Anti-Gang, as Hitler, to alert Jews to fact that Dr. Golden has induced stress break. Matthew Lennox's drug contacts, alerted to FBI as well, with Vatican Catholic, through Hopkinton, alerted that Matt Lennox, is Episcopalian, a pedophile to the Catholics. Jesuits, revealed as MI-6, IDF removes Dr. Golden on $377,000 suit from state of Massachusetts, FBI prints Dr. Isaiah Friedlander, Dr. Golden's real name, as GTA V enemy, a homosexual psychiatrist working for French and Jewish media.

ACLU: The death of Richard Kyanka, through Al Franken, for calling satire of Saddam Hussein, anti-Semitic. The Mormons surrogate sex slavery program of free labor, is revealed, having been an INTERPOL program out of the American Tabernacle, Hitler's transfer of legacy to the United States through Klaus Doenitz after the surrender of Germany in World War 2. The INTERPOL modem hub, is removed from legal forces, and Bill Gates divorces his wife, after it's revealed she's a slave, hired from a surrogate program. The cable company, is revealed as using kidnapped bankers' children, as sex slaves, to Hispanic and Israeli couples, raped and kidnapped for decades, to operate Comcast.

Air National Guard: The rear line out of Sharon, the road through the state police rectory to the highway, is sabotaged, with a tree on the right side outwards moved into an overhang, duplicating Maureen Charlebois nee Laverdiere's car accident on Slater Street. The sped teachers, are blocked out of leaving, revealing Sharon as armed and dangerous with false FBI authorization, the FBI a comic book writing firm, not an armed unit, the myth of cinema. Hanscom scrambles the ATF to investigate, through IRS financial services.

US Army: INTERPOL's guides, IDs, numbers, and weapons are seized. Microsoft updates its systems, to prohibit any program from Sharon, however worldwide, allowing spying on a database system, NSA and ACLU mandates, on any software, only the FCC allowed to look, out of the "cold room", the Plymouth, Alaska facility to decrypt electronic data.

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