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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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562ede No.457433 [View All]

Boris Johnson’s 2020: Everything Boris will do in the New Year - revealed

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1222296/Boris-Johnson-2020-Brexit-plan-deadline-NHS-spending-immigration-new-year-timetable

BORIS JOHNSON has been enjoying his Christmas break with girlfriend Carrie Symonds, but what does 2020 hold for the Prime Minister? Here Express.co.uk takes a look at everything Mr Johnson will do in the New Year.

>Boris Johnson has ended 2019 on a high, with the Conservatives winning the December 12 general election by a landslide. Following the election, the Prime Minister has been enjoying a luxurious break away with girlfriend Carrie Symonds.

>The pair have been holidaying in the Caribbean, reportedly staying in a £20,000 a week villa on the island of Mustique.

>Mr Johnson will be getting all the relaxation he can over the winter break, as come January he has a lot to do.

>In his plans for his time as Prime Minister, Mr Johnson laid out several areas his government will work on.

UK railways need ‘radical overhaul’, campaigners say

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50931460

The entire British rail network should be radically overhauled to end the spectre of "nightmare journeys", campaigners have said.

>Scrapping franchises, reforming fares and handing control to city regions could help improve the railways, the Campaign for Better Transport said.

>The Department for Transport (DfT) said it intends to "create a fairer, more effective" railway system.

>It comes as regulated fares are set to rise by an average of 2.7% next week.

Foster agencies add pressure on UK to take child refugees

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/29/child-refugees-foster-agencies-add-pressure-on-uk

Home Office accused of still ignoring offers to house children from camps in the UK

>Pressure is building on the Home Office to fulfil its promise to give sanctuary to child refugees as it emerged that foster agencies across the UK have offered dozens of places that remain unused.

>Estimates suggest there are hundreds of places available for vulnerable unaccompanied minors in addition to the 1,400 offers from local councils that the Home Office is accused of ignoring.

>Britain’s largest fostering and adoption charity, Tact Care, said that fostering agencies had told the Home Office they had significant capacity to house child refugees. Tact Care alone had 25 spaces that could be used immediately.

pls no

Top schools defend rejecting bursary for white boys

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-50947271

Two top English private schools have defended their decision not to accept a benefactor's offer of scholarships for disadvantaged white boys.

>Winchester and Dulwich colleges have declined the offer - reported to be worth over £1m - by a former pupil from both, Professor Sir Bryan Thwaites.

>The schools say they do not want to put ethnic restrictions on who can benefit from financial help.

>Sir Bryan says he is now looking for state schools to accept his offer.

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965fb9 No.458154

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lmao, i love the interpreter. also,

DRUMPF BTFO

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965fb9 No.458155

File: 9f41ad535eb1db3⋯.mp4 (9.89 MB,640x360,16:9,1607871151262.mp4)

antifa getting beaten by the proud boys

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965fb9 No.458156

File: 8ed6a0014133fed⋯.jpg (142.8 KB,1066x1750,533:875,1609808121647.jpg)

lowercase gang

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3f2b8e No.458157

File: 9f3f0403fd803d1⋯.jpeg (49.99 KB,425x480,85:96,384CEB66_6E1A_436C_BCBA_3….jpeg)

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b53711 No.458158

>>458152

Blind man's bluff, thought she looked alright in the thumbnail but then I haired her talk and saw her fatness smh

>>458153

Lad was a paki Ruffian, glad he's dead tbh long live the Burgundian Successor State tbh

>>458155

keeek, they talk big but when the police lines break they get destroyed smh

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b53711 No.458159

File: 7639398da88fa3c⋯.png (2.96 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>458154

*daunces to "Rock 'n' Roll Part 2" by Gary Glitter and the Blitter Band*

Also, fag talks like a bitch

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b53711 No.458160

The idea of violently pooing myself amuses me, but I bet it would just be a big kerfuffle irl smh

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b53711 No.458161

File: da17757ba7de3a9⋯.jpg (41.04 KB,680x707,680:707,Brigantays_Forevah.jpg)

OI! THOU WALKEST AS THOUGH THOU HAST SOILED THYSELF AND HATH A FACE LIKE THOU CAN SMELLEST IT!

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3f2b8e No.458162

File: 5c0435607c63359⋯.jpg (148.42 KB,436x522,218:261,5c0435607c633599891ef5e4c9….jpg)

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965fb9 No.458163

File: 8fc49544a4298d8⋯.jpg (245.34 KB,1280x805,256:161,duptickles.jpg)

it's a big day for BLUMPF!

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965fb9 No.458164

File: d751e2a7b1187c3⋯.png (213.27 KB,604x517,604:517,1609964949588.png)

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965fb9 No.458165

File: 7f329738f9ac25a⋯.png (17.12 KB,598x253,26:11,1609965363015.png)

File: 9349b0d4f054311⋯.jpg (430.84 KB,1125x904,1125:904,1609963800975.jpg)

File: b456a547e4ceb21⋯.webm (765.18 KB,1280x720,16:9,1609964777477.webm)

uh oh, bros… looks like i got too cocky. trump's crossing the rubicon

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965fb9 No.458166

good start to the year, this is pretty funny.

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965fb9 No.458167

File: 43b3157593e7db1⋯.jpg (313.96 KB,2048x1536,4:3,1609966146502.jpg)

>the congress was evacuated in bubblewrap

lmfao

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965fb9 No.458168

File: d0679d84c89f971⋯.png (410.9 KB,743x572,743:572,1609965631462.png)

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File: cf08b4d3f3bc28e⋯.jpg (283.8 KB,2048x1366,1024:683,1609966088015.jpg)

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965fb9 No.458169

File: 68f3b2ac2cc7097⋯.png (611.25 KB,591x613,591:613,1609966047567.png)

ok, Excrement got serious.

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965fb9 No.458170

File: 27c2e5030f71c84⋯.gif (1.95 MB,380x285,4:3,1609966131036.gif)

File: bb85998c44fe703⋯.jpg (479.28 KB,2048x1152,16:9,1609964301198.jpg)

File: d688bee07afbee5⋯.png (410.17 KB,1500x500,3:1,1609964547871.png)

i didn't expect this, tbh. it's pretty ballsy

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965fb9 No.458171

File: af602c1f37950d0⋯.png (160.11 KB,1313x633,1313:633,1609997597153.png)

i don't know what's happening anymore, and i don't care.

trump god suspended from twitter and is now posting on gab.

https://gab.com/realDonaldTrump

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86bbca No.458172

>>458162

smh, no wonder the gays sang that song about them

>>458164

*retaliates by pooing in the sinks*

>>458166

It's a sign of the times to come. Civil War in USA by 2030 tbh. This is the start of their Missouri war tbh

>>458170

Bleeding keeeeeeeeeeeeek been laughing at that hrn lad all day tbh

>>458171

Media silence. They think that silencing him won't escalate things

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965fb9 No.458173

File: 70ad986bf61b503⋯.jpg (21.59 KB,400x400,1:1,70ad986bf61b503520e2035605….jpg)

dorkulf boop failed to stop the congress from acknowledging the election results

HAHA GORBAL DORF BTFO AAHAHAHHAHA

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26b955 No.458174

File: 66ab9e76054a9fc⋯.png (897.21 KB,1100x550,2:1,4d3eb4l4tv961.png)

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3f2b8e No.458175

File: 9927a56515c214b⋯.png (50.23 KB,500x325,20:13,9927a56515c214b83081f4d8a2….png)

>everyone on /brit/ is against the boomer rioters now despite cheering them on yesterday

Yikes, with all that flip-flopping no wonder nothing gets done.

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965fb9 No.458176

my former political funposting board is now filled with overserious /pol/tards

r.i.p., you gay bastard

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965fb9 No.458177

i won't say where i'm referring to

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fba74d No.458178

So what do you discuss here.

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012adf No.458179

>>458175

/brit/ have no consistent political principles or vision. It's pretty sad really when their entire raison d'etre is as a meating place for Fascist Britons. Anything constructive is shut down by moderators who are too frightened to allow positive discussion. Cesspit /brit/ is a den of wastrels.

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012adf No.458180

File: a715dd898db7f61⋯.jpg (120.72 KB,650x721,650:721,SA_MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.jpg)

An image board could be a place to make propaganda and memes against the xenophiles. So many creative lads out there who are just sat going around in circles because mods won't allow anything but stagnation. The fact that they ban persons who have defeated them in debate is a primary example of this. The fact that they squash all banter is an example of this. Their fear of 22st/BBK/Alberto/etc. is testament to their stagnant swamp which bog down and consumes the next generation of nationalists.

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012adf No.458181

File: 500fcb08fd1c1ca⋯.png (832.1 KB,817x465,817:465,ClipboardImage.png)

They got him!

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965fb9 No.458182

>>458180

>>458178

post what you want, we're free from bullymods here

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f9d14d No.458183

File: c1bef2c42b07aed⋯.jpg (81.18 KB,1152x317,1152:317,c1bef2c42b07aed8de971d5179….jpg)

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b2c18e No.458184

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>>458178

Memes, politics, and culture! I am particularly fond of posting the word "poo" and videos of attractive ladies performing at sporting events!

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b2c18e No.458185

>>458183

>"Babies, how do i fix this mess?"

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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b2c18e No.458186

Poo!

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b2c18e No.458187

The lamb I ate for lunch was tender. However, it tasted like sweat. Weird. I am paranoid that I have just consumed human FLESH!

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b2c18e No.458188

>>458180

The memes are the logical end point of banter. If the banter is allowed to flow, so will the memes!

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b2c18e No.458189

They often ask me "tbbk, what is the symbolism of you flag!?" Well, I tell them, the two golden squares are headed in a downward direction!! Whereas the two purple squares are headed in an upward direction!! This represents the ascendency of of regality, nobility, virtue, and spirit over the base concerns of the material!! It represents a movement away from the very opposite of this ideal!! We suffer the opposite today!!

LIFT

LAUGH

LUBRICATE YOU PENIS FOR EASY INSERTION INTO THE GENITALS OF OUR ENEMIES

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ba62df No.458191

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965fb9 No.458192

File: 0f3c8e213164bb5⋯.jpg (51.09 KB,450x450,1:1,tumblr_189ece5fb3879188135….jpg)

ramona a cute! Cute!! CUTE!!!

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965fb9 No.458193

what happened to he website?

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74cf2c No.458194

>>458193

Did it go down? I wouldn't be surprised if the Scooby-Doos were trying to shut us down so that the Qtees don't nailbomb the Capitol Building in a hyopothetical self-dense situation smh

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74cf2c No.458195

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PRIME MINISTER'S QUESTIONS

13th January 2021

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965fb9 No.458196

File: 8cc1cc40cfbfdc4⋯.png (31.99 KB,583x201,583:201,Screenshot_from_2021_01_13….png)

>>458194

looks like it. that's what jim gets for trying to appeal to these boomers

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965fb9 No.458197

File: a2639559815e999⋯.png (117.11 KB,800x602,400:301,15997588524270.png)

fuk u boomers, quit ruining my website

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965fb9 No.458200

having a really good day today

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965fb9 No.458201

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Excrement ty pop music, tbh

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965fb9 No.458202

been having cold showers every morning. they're not so bad, i like them.

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56627f No.458203

Watching Biden's inauguration tbh, I hope he passes away live lmao

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56627f No.458205

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56627f No.458207

File: 2be448576feecea⋯.png (10.52 KB,800x800,1:1,BumBum_Console.png)

INITIATING THREAD LOCKING SEQUENCE

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56627f No.458209

Thus ends the only thread of 2020.

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