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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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b8b3ca No.456936 [View All]

20 people killed in El Paso shooting, Texas governor says

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/08/03/us/el-paso-shooting/index.html

Twenty people were killed and more than two dozen were injured in a mass shooting at an El Paso shopping center on Saturday, according to Texas and local authorities.

>"Lives were taken who should still be with us today," Gov. Greg Abbott said at a news conference near the Walmart and an adjacent shopping mall.

>Twenty-six people were injured, according to El Paso Police Chief Greg Allen.

Dayton shooting: 'Multiple victims' as gunman opens fire at bar in Ohio

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/breaking-dayton-shooting-multiple-victims-18825543

WARNING DISTRESSING CONTENT Police are responding to reports of an active shooter in the Oregon District of the city, with footage showing emergency services responding

>A gunman has opened fire in Dayton, Ohio, leaving multiple victims, hours after the latest US massacre in Texas.

>Local TV news station WHIO-TV was reporting this morning that at least 10 people were killed in the attack and an unknown number wounded however Dayton Police Department have so far not commented on the numbers of casualties or suspects.

>Police did say they were "actively investigating an active shooter" incident in the Oregon District of the city in Ohio, USA, and urged people to avoid the area.

UK council refused to host Palestinian event over antisemitism fears

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/03/uk-council-refused-to-host-palestinian-event-over-antisemitism-fears

Tower Hamlets officials did not divulge real reason for turning down Big Ride for Palestine

>Officials at a London council that refused to host a charity event in aid of Palestinian children did not tell the organisers the decision was based on fears their criticism of Israel could breach antisemitism guidelines, internal emails have revealed.

>The exchanges among officials at Tower Hamlets council also reveal they thought the event should be turned down, in part because of the row over antisemitism in the Labour party.

>The council told The Big Ride for Palestine, which has raised nearly £150,000 for sports equipment for children in Gaza since 2015, that the event’s “political connotations” meant that the closing rally of this year’s bike ride could not go ahead in the borough “without problems”.

Brexit: UK calls on EU to renegotiate or face no deal

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49223319

EU leaders must give their chief negotiator the mandate to revise the UK's withdrawal agreement, otherwise a no-deal Brexit is "coming down the tracks", the Brexit secretary has said.

>Writing in the Mail on Sunday, Stephen Barclay said "political realities" had changed after May's European elections.

>New MEPs were elected in 61% of seats, he said, marking a "fundamental shift".

>He called on EU leaders to allow Michel Barnier to negotiate in a way that finds "common ground" with the UK.

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fc7570 No.457384

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fesh yellow feverous yank

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fc7570 No.457385

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oh

oh god

I'M GUNNA POST

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b0a5aa No.457386

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b0a5aa No.457387

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nice

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fc7570 No.457388

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not sure if talmudic-satanist or not tbh

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8c2610 No.457389

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looks like where back best lids!

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8c2610 No.457390

>>457389

*we're

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718feb No.457391

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fc7570 No.457392

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orbiting Neo be like

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c7cc3a No.457393

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anyone here?

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718feb No.457394

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954294 No.457395

>>457393

many of fagets

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fc7570 No.457396

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954294 No.457397

>>457396

Tranny Blinders

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fc7570 No.457398

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fc7570 No.457399

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cf84a0 No.457400

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The Doogpill

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b0a5aa No.457401

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cf84a0 No.457402

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cf84a0 No.457403

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b0a5aa No.457404

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b33d56 No.457405

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b33d56 No.457406

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b33d56 No.457407

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Once your eggs are past 30 I don't do the dirty

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b33d56 No.457408

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ONE DAY TILL CRIMBO

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09ddc4 No.457409

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Fresh cutest worst korea

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b0a5aa No.457410

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718feb No.457411

happy christmas lads

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e0d334 No.457412

Merry Christmas lads x

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e0d334 No.457413

Redpill me on Mark Collett

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e0d334 No.457414

22st still alive?

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e0d334 No.457415

*fires up cartoon avatar*

time to debunk you lads

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b0a5aa No.457416

File: da73e1390c0f74b⋯.png (107.36 KB,189x267,63:89,tad baste.png)

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954294 No.457417

>>457414

Thought everyone new from the Bongo Bongo Land..

He had an accident in his van and drove into a fjord. Fatal. Sad

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b0a5aa No.457418

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WE

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b0a5aa No.457419

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b0a5aa No.457420

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NOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE ME… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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eef07a No.457421

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I don't suppose any of you know who the woman is and what this is from by any chance?

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b0a5aa No.457422

And then there he was. It was the genuine one. The genuine article. So genuine. So authentic. He strode proudly, no one's rules but his. Not a brand label on his clothing, woven himself in fact, out of sheep's wool. His own sheep. His own genuine unique breed, fed on his own sheep food, made from hair and yeast. All genuine. All original. No one else's but his. Not a hair on his body he hadn't styled himself. His very own designs, a great tangled jamboree of warring lengths and colours. No one's but his. You couldn't put a name to it, and if you did he'd change it. He came proudly into the bar, slapped his hand down on the table. Various colourful insects of implacable origin dropped from his sleeve, and he seemed to exude a constant stream of glitter. Gret took note of his perfume. Pungent and buttery, sweet and sour, enticing yet dangerous, an assault on the senses. "Whatm'st thine drank?" he said gesturing his painted nails toward Gret's lemonade. "Mein own only dranketh that which I have brew. A secret are My'eth Brewdling techniqeth". Before Gret could answer, he was gone, not interested in Gret's response. The boy was simply a prop in his play. He struck a power stance, and voice booming he addressed the room. "Whatm'th me hear iseth doth muzak?". He pointed accusingly at the crusty sound system, drearing it's predictable pop beats into the room, a background ambiance that had long since become merely a part of the scene and sunk into the subconscious of the place. "I only partake the soundscapes of mein solitary design" He produced a stringed instrument from his bisexual manbag. It looked like a lute, but seemed to have been assembled from pieces of driftwood and old tin cans, the strings a neon pink colour were coated in a viscous mucous gel which freely catapulted itself in all directions as the strings were plucked. The sound was something in-between a guitar, a sitar, and leaky drainpipe, and the song was brief. He never played the same note twice. "And now, fur you are audible pleasure, the solo!". He unbuttoned his pantaloons, and stood erect, half a circumcision and at least four piercings. He began the act, frusting in and out, in and out, in the most peculiar rhythm. The driftwood heaved and strings began to snap under the pressure. The sound was utterly unique. Utterly unique.

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a41646 No.457423

Are we back in full swing now?

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219dab No.457424

>>457423

it all depends on how consistently we post.

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a41646 No.457425

>>457424

Guess not then, from what Spic was saying thought the site was not working properly, must be Shartican internet. Need to get the others back here.

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720e70 No.457426

File: 6fadf265ed40eda⋯.jpg (128.82 KB,931x944,931:944,nig_farig.jpg)

Test

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4d1aef No.457427

test

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219dab No.457428

>>457427

do your mod powers let you delete posts? can you clean up the spam threads, lad?

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720e70 No.457429

File: 349350eb6f44251⋯.png (552.2 KB,513x798,9:14,texan lad.png)

Going to deviate from the tradition of filling up threads to make a new one since this one is heavily out of date and we've moved sites since, let's have a nice fresh one.

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219dab No.457430

>>457429

ok very nice

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4d1aef No.457431

>>457428

I'm a mod?

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219dab No.457432

>>457431

try to log in as one.

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720e70 No.457434

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