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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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c00cd3 No.456193 [View All]

Chinese scientists are making human-monkey hybrid embryos

https://boingboing.net/2019/08/01/chinese-scientists-are-making.html

MIT Technology Review reports that scientists in China are making human-monkey embryos.

>The Spanish-born biologist Juan Carlos Izpisúa Belmonte, who operates a lab at the Salk Institute in California, has been working with monkey researchers in China to perform the disturbing research.

>Their objective is to create “human-animal chimeras,” in this case monkey embryos to which human cells are added.

>The idea behind the research is to fashion animals that possess organs, like a kidney or liver, made up entirely of human cells. Such animals could be used as sources of organs for transplantation.

German public trust in UK falls to historic low amid Brexit stand-off

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08/02/german-public-trust-uk-falls-historic-low-amid-brexit-stand/

Brexit victory: Singapore agrees to thrash out trade plans to cover UK in no deal scenario

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1161059/Brexit-news-Singapore-trade-deal-UK-EU-withdrawal-Dominic-Raab-Boris-Johnson-latest

Poll: 9 in 10 Young Britons Believe Their Lives Have No Purpose

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/08/02/poll-9-10-young-britons-believe-their-lives-have-no-purpose/

Report: Antisemitic Incidents Spike to UK Record High

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2019/08/02/report-antisemitic-incidents-spike-to-uk-record-high/

Belgium to Invest 80k Euros in Drones to Track Migrants

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/08/02/belgium-invest-80k-euros-drones-track-migrants/

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85257a No.456891

File: 6507363cd414e93⋯.jpg (50.81 KB,604x453,4:3,076bacd4d77924c4451363cff9….jpg)

night guys

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459328 No.456892

>>456890

>moderate

Good to hear. I'm worried it'll suddenly ramp up tho, and I'll end up like Jolie Olie dabbing resin and hitting glass blunts ect.

That's pretty impressive tho lad, must've been rolling them fat

>freedom

pretty much. been obsessed with it for as long as I can remember. Yeah though, figure I'll part time where I go or get a free lance job I can sustain international. That is until I can find something more fun to do to make my money. I don't mind working jobs if they're new or interesting though. I'd definitely want to bartend in new york or something at least for a time

>same

truly the pub is the backbone of this economy. can't say me and the co workers I actually like don't comment on all the girls tho…

we do have a creppy nonce as well though, everyone hates him. though yours sounds like a real gog. I swear some the people that we share this earth with…

>>456891

night man

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872856 No.456893

File: 52bfd75e9624bfc⋯.png (6.61 KB,293x294,293:294,fingre.png)

if god so good, why he give cancer? btfp

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ce2838 No.456894

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>>456893

but unironically, if there were this all-powerful monotheistic god that let people suffer as they do, that god would not deserve worship

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872856 No.456895

File: a0b54eaf6faee00⋯.jpg (61.84 KB,600x478,300:239,207918_stock-photo-angry-s….jpg)

Don't you hate it when normal people try to have opinions? Cunts. Should bash them all in.

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459328 No.456896

>>456893

I hear he even let his own son, jesus h christ, die of cancer the old bastard

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872856 No.456897

>>456894

I'd worship it based on the power alone. What you gonna do? Argue? I'm joining the team that can will cancer into existence.

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459328 No.456898

>>456894

the fact that he created you is reason enough to worship him

do you honestly think your individual human morality is superior to the morality of the supreme being?

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973745 No.456899

>>456898

>do you honestly think your individual human morality is superior to the morality of the supreme being?

we already know the answer

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459328 No.456900

>>456895

The worst part is I can't even give them my opinions because the just confuse or scare them smh

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459328 No.456901

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872856 No.456902

>>456900

That's why you have to BASH THEM IN

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973745 No.456903

thy will be done, simple as that.

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872856 No.456904

I'm going to try to contact God. brb

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459328 No.456905

File: a2c5ff8f5b2878c⋯.png (139.22 KB,250x400,5:8,Mace_Windu.png)

>>456902

All of the tools in my bashing arsenal are at your service, sire

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ce2838 No.456906

>>456897

>What you gonna do?

refuse to submit to the god, curse the god, blaspheme the god, denounce the god, and encourage others to do the same. all you could do, really

>>456898

>the fact that he created you is reason enough to worship him

nah fuck that, I would have wanted a better life than this

>do you honestly think your individual human morality is superior to the morality of the supreme being?

why would such a supreme being have morality? he would just want an autonomous creation to watch for entertainment. imagine how boring it would be to be the only thing that exists in nothingness for all eternity

what fucking nonsense though, can't believe some people are dumb enough to believe in "god"

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973745 No.456907

you're seriously lacking in qualifications to argue about this sort of stuff, you really don't know what you're talking about. i'm not informed on theology, much to any degree, but i'm clued in enough to know that the common tripe you're talking about is really just tedious and beyond discussion for someone who know what a bit more about the subject. it just misses nuance and the point of alot of stuff. but again i must humble myself, i don't know much about this stuff and have only been exposed to a minor degree, enough to feel like alot of what you're saying isn't really worth engaging with for any sensible person who has a grasp at this stuff.

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459328 No.456908

>>456906

>nah fuck that

and yet you aren't having such an awful time that you haven't yet committed suicide

>why would a supreme being have morality?

the supreme being IS morality. as the originator of ALL whatever he wills must therefore be true and good

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973745 No.456909

you're just repeating angsty teenaged bullshit.

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ce2838 No.456910

>>456907

>i'm not informed on theology, much to any degree

>i must humble myself, i don't know much about this stuff

imagine cucking this hard for jesus freaks

been considering buying an empty notebook, reading the KJV Bible, and taking notes, so I can BTFO the christcucks epic style whenever they defend it

>>456908

>the supreme being IS morality. as the originator of ALL whatever he wills must therefore be true and good

morality is an opinion. why would a supreme being have opinions on what should be when they can just effortlessly make it be on a whim?

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973745 No.456911

>>456910

infographics don't make you an expert

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ce2838 No.456912

File: 3160db68b88a7d1⋯.gif (8.39 KB,363x323,363:323,3160db68b88a7d19f5883a8d50….gif)

>>456911

we'd be on mas dude

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ce2838 No.456913

mars

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973745 No.456914

>>456912

>the dark ages

fucking cringe

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973745 No.456915

you have no clue what would happen if christianity wasn't the prominent force it had been during that time. you have only speculation that history would progress to the point where technology just advances; that's not a given–historically that's not a given, thing's don't just get better.

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973745 No.456916

File: 9a77b4f6edf576d⋯.png (1.18 MB,1080x1080,1:1,serveimage.png)

you're like a character straight from idiocracy

>which picture is your opinion

you honestly make me think you're a massive fucking idiot.

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ce2838 No.456917

>>456915

if you consult the graph >>456912 the scientific advancement happens exponentially since the dawn of civilization; the exception to this trend is the Christian Dark Ages where much wisdom and technology was lost due to the arson of Pagan libraries such as the library of Alexandria by (((christian))) religious zealots, and then all scientific advancement was stalled for centuries as anybody that invented or created anything other than jesus paintings was declared a heretic and executed. this continued until the domination of society by christcucks lessened during the late middle ages into the italian rennaisance when intellectuals, philosophers, and scientists were once again allowed to fluorish. then the exponential scientific advancement continued into the modern day, where we have set foot on the moon and have nuclear warheads, cloning, robots, and internet memes. we could have had all that stuff centuries ago and by now we would be on a whole 'nother level, like science fiction movie stuff. teleporters, jetpacks, laser beams, jurassic park, Mars colonies, even sex robots that fuck better than actual flesh and blood thots

remember what they took from us

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973745 No.456918

>>456917

>all scientific advancement was stalled for centuries as anybody that invented or created anything other than jesus paintings was declared a heretic and executed

you're so fucking stupid it's staggering.

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973745 No.456919

reading that doesn't change me opinion in the slightest. it really just reveals more of the same: spic is dumb a fuck.

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872856 No.456920

File: 97e82e432fc3d69⋯.png (2.16 MB,1386x4653,14:47,e656d1343452e1d7f83b38af94….png)

>>456912

Even I know that's a cringe.

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ce2838 No.456921

File: cf7d6470e199948⋯.png (365.9 KB,917x569,917:569,Untitled.png)

>Christian Broadcasting Network

>most recent videos are shitskin charities and zionism

like pottery

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973745 No.456922

File: 7126470b21bcf45⋯.jpg (45.52 KB,687x676,687:676,Jewess 883.jpg)

>>456921

>that last one

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872856 No.456923

File: 5fc36264c6a6a1e⋯.png (229.4 KB,1600x1200,4:3,grumpers.png)

Went to sleep, and then afucking gay bee stung me on the head. Now I don't feel like sleeping

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973745 No.456924

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the 2000s should officially be declared the worst decade for life in peace-time. what a fucking joke.

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ef4e95 No.456925

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872856 No.456926

>>456925

Run away with me, Kay. I got stung in the head by a bee, and now I realise life is short.

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973745 No.456927

>>456925

that looks fake, even the girls at the end seem like actors. idk. big if true.

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973745 No.456928

>>456925

want the guy talking to just shut up

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973745 No.456929

it's annoying to have someone just saying random shit while trying to show you something.

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8e51b0 No.456930

>>456859

>Priapus

>wasn't that meant to be a fertility god?

Pretty much, but a minor, very earthy one who's statues were put out almost sort of like scarecrows.

>>456876

Dicks were fertility symbols and thought to ward off evil

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8e51b0 No.456931

Also:

>In Greek mythology, Priapus (/praɪˈeɪpəs/;[1] Ancient Greek: Πρίηπος, Príēpos) was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia.

He's literally a god of dicks kek, probably comes from being a son of aphrodite

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ce2838 No.456932

File: 6153a1c89d81fa3⋯.mp4 (831.15 KB,480x480,1:1,rare grinches.mp4)

>another shooting

>>>/pol/13567108

garlic festival, walmart, now a bar. probably all fake shite to condition people into gun grabbing rhetoric, considering we're segueing into election season

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973745 No.456933

>>456932

america has 320 million people in it and tons of guns, you can't honestly think they're staging this shit right? i already know the answer

all they really have to do is shine a light on the inevitable. tons of crazy shit happens all the time in america that goes unreported, it's unreasonable to think it's orchestrated just because the media pays attention.

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ef4e95 No.456934

>>456926

I hope you're not in too much pain. Remember that the bee is worse off than you are.

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4087f9 No.456935

File: 0de27d26ce4d54a⋯.png (72.23 KB,255x252,85:84,sadjakpepe.png)

awful dream about living in a chinky dystopia and trying to escape then I woke up and realized it was actually a better situation than reality

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560152 No.456938

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369d43 No.457320

Corbyn's going to win isn't he?

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b2a400 No.457321

File: 2a4998f11ea040e⋯.jpg (117.26 KB,1300x1125,52:45,9938985-young-woman-thinki….jpg)

>>456222

the why does it say the white race?

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b2a400 No.457322

File: 67863f2f1d17fbd⋯.jpg (89.42 KB,500x303,500:303,1copy.jpg)

>>457320

yeah and all muslims will become peaceful and jews honest

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09cb68 No.457324

Why are we posting in this old thread?

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