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41d8a5 (1) No.455454 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

xoxo

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6c41b6 (8) No.456149>>456151

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>>456145

You don't cook, you put ready made shite in the oven and live off of bread and crisps and sweeties and stuff

>>456146

Peppers, the only thing that survived the browning smh

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6c41b6 (8) No.456150

>>456148

Sarson's Browning is basically just a slightly salty food colouring, used for gravy (six drops per half pint) and for brushing meat before cooking in an oven. I only read this after making the mistake, thinking it was brown sauce.

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d1a9c2 (7) No.456151

>>456149

>You don't cook, you put ready made shite in the oven and live off of bread and crisps and sweeties and stuff

Don't do that it's bad mmkay

>>456149

Oh well peppers are good too

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6c41b6 (8) No.456152>>456153

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I was COOKIN man don't judge me I was in the ZONE ya feel me sometimes you just make MISTAKES

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d1a9c2 (7) No.456153>>456154

>>456152

Mistakes are the only way you learn with cooking there's so much that can go wrong

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6c41b6 (8) No.456154

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>>456153

I just like to experiment tbh

Carrots are for stews though, unless you like them raw with stir fry, or have the time to do very thin strips

My food prep method is "crudely swing the knife in the vague direction of the ingredients and hope for the best". Chunky.

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8d503f (12) No.456155

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HEY WESSEX

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d1a9c2 (7) No.456156>>456157 >>456158

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>Lenin was into ballbusting

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8d503f (12) No.456157

>>456156

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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bbb1d3 (5) No.456158

>>456156

>tactical smoke plume

Put some pants on Lenin. Smh

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bbb1d3 (5) No.456159>>456161 >>456163

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bbb1d3 (5) No.456160

Whole internet feels slow today. Did everyone get vanned?

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fc8340 (3) No.456161>>456162

>>456159

whats that from?

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bbb1d3 (5) No.456162

>>456161

Anjuu no Chi

Bit shit to be honest. The first few chapters were funny, but then it just turned into smut.

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8d503f (12) No.456163

>>456159

Based Dorset

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fc8340 (3) No.456164>>456166

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bbb1d3 (5) No.456165

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8d503f (12) No.456166>>456167

>>456164

ahhhhhhhhh finally

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fc8340 (3) No.456167>>456168

>>456166

got to stay positive my dude

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8d503f (12) No.456168

>>456167

Yeah said to myself this is the year I will get a gf at the start of the year

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6e9388 (8) No.456169>>456170 >>456173

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8d503f (12) No.456170>>456174

>>456169

Got anything exciting lad?

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6e9388 (8) No.456171>>456172

what happened with cytube?

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8d503f (12) No.456172>>456174

>>456171

What do you m ean?

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6c41b6 (8) No.456173>>456175

>>456169

US LEAK END

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6e9388 (8) No.456174>>456177

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>>456170

equipment tinkering tonight, hopefully quit a job on sunday. looking at getting an old thinkpad

>>456172

is it still a thing? can we use cytube if rabbits gone?

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6e9388 (8) No.456175

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6c41b6 (8) No.456176

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8d503f (12) No.456177>>456183

>>456174

Are you an aspiring NEET? Thinkpad?

cytu.be still works, but there is a reason we used rabb.it. You cannot stream in a browser on cytu.be so you have to download and encode every single thing which takes forever. You can stream youtube videos though, but not many films or series there. It really sucks. No idea why others don't have this useful feature

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de5bbf (3) No.456178>>456180

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rewatching Genesis of the Daleks tbh

wish they had stayed more consistent with the original lore tbh

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6c41b6 (8) No.456179>>456181

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>Some of us have demons… Some of us have fat…

PURE KINO

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58c36d (3) No.456180>>456189

>>456178

wat u mean lid?

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8d503f (12) No.456181

>>456179

keek you're welcome

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58c36d (3) No.456182>>456184 >>456185 >>456187

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is anyone making a new thread?

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6e9388 (8) No.456183>>456187

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>>456177

i just want to quit one job, im too tired to do both jobs now. going neet for maybe a few months sounds tempting though, total getaway.

oh thats right there was no browser streaming. smh are there any computer-zippy lads that can make our own perfect website?

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6e9388 (8) No.456184

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>>456182

he who smelt it

dealt it

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d1a9c2 (7) No.456185>>456186

>>456182

Gimme 5

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6e9388 (8) No.456186

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8d503f (12) No.456187>>456190

>>456183

>2 jobs

wew are you a yank? And I'm no computer wiz

>>456182

I give you the honor

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6e9388 (8) No.456188

3

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de5bbf (3) No.456189

>>456180

The Daleks were created in a huge civil war on the planet Skaro between 2 races, the Thals and the Dals. The Thals were a warrior race and the Dals were a race of scientists (heavily implied to have also been pacifists). Towards the end of the war the Dals in desperation set of a tremendous nuclear explosion which destroyed all of Skaro, turning everything outside of the Dal capital city into a nuclear wasteland.

The Dals mutated and retreated into robotic shells, becoming the Daleks. The Thals turned into hideous mutations but then mutated back into humanoid life. The Daleks were isolated in their city because their robot shells couldn't function outside and grew to be the evil "exterminate" race we now know, meanwhile the Thals became a race of pacifist farmers and nomads.

In "Genesis of the Daleks" the Dals have been renamed Kaleds (an anagram of Daleks) and are now modelled very obviously on the Nazis, and have a head scientist called Davros (obviously modelled on Mengele and other Nazi scientists) who invents the Daleks as a kind of war machine.

It's just more on the nose and IMO a less interesting dynamic than the original role-reversal story.

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58c36d (3) No.456190>>456191

>>456187

>I give you the honor

If I make a thread it will be another B thread

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8d503f (12) No.456191

>>456190

The people have spoken by with their inaction, they want a B thread

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6c41b6 (8) No.456192

make it an h thread

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d1a9c2 (7) No.456194

h.

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de5bbf (3) No.456195

I don't mind Davros inventing the Dalek shell he's a good character but I wish they could have kept the Dal race as they were because it would have been much more interesting to see that play out

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d1a9c2 (7) No.456197

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d1a9c2 (7) No.456198

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3e09b6 (1) No.456250>>456251

>>456147

Is this the epic showdown between you and The Poster Formerly Known As Bins lad?

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8d503f (12) No.456251

>>456250

Lad there is a new thread keek

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