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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 0a61f69015036fa⋯.png (200.28 KB,399x399,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

9c210b No.453215 [View All]

Phwoar it's hot today, no more lies and slander below this post

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a376b8 No.453898

>>453896

Most of the "cider" sold in this country is just alcohol mixed with water and flavourings as well though tbf

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4c8899 No.453899

>>453892

cider is made from apples, why the need to put apple in the name? If it's apple its cider, if its pear its a perry

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2d2978 No.453900

File: eff2b6f5e157ac8⋯.jpg (138.59 KB,1889x1417,1889:1417,apple cider.jpg)

File: de8a5cd43486da8⋯.jpg (20.73 KB,500x500,1:1,apple juice.jpg)

>>453893

>>453895

apple juice is clear, apple cider is cloudy. they taste differently

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a376b8 No.453901

File: 39943f80504de61⋯.jpg (66.53 KB,1280x720,16:9,ah dun ged it.jpg)

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2d2978 No.453902

>>453901

looked it up, the difference is that "apple cider" is not filtered to remove sediment, whereas apple juice is

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68a415 No.453903

>>453902

It's fucking cider.

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a376b8 No.453904

>>453902

This is beyond retarded

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e59eeb No.453905

>>453904

>>453903

I guess it's like "orange juice with bits"

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a376b8 No.453906

What do yanks call cider made from filtered apple juice then?

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a376b8 No.453907

>>453905

You mean orange cider?

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4c8899 No.453908

File: 7ffef8ae3f9d0e9⋯.jpg (30.58 KB,615x409,615:409,MAIN-frosty-jacks-diamond-….jpg)

yanks are really missing out on the quality and craftsmanship britain has to offer

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2d2978 No.453909

>>453905

orange juice can have pulp or no pulp

>>453906

any alcoholic cider would be "hard cider", "hard" meaning alcoholic. there's also hard lemonade, for instance

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a376b8 No.453910

File: 80e96994534073b⋯.png (569.33 KB,1278x993,426:331,238f21897e88516c7b6c1aedba….png)

>>453909

>hard lemonade

We're going down the rabbit hole now, Alice.

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4c8899 No.453911

File: f6cf55a61727cd6⋯.png (9.83 KB,204x247,204:247,download.png)

>>453909

>hard lemonade

it just keeps coming

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3251eb No.453912

File: 74fb67cf7b7530b⋯.jpg (118.59 KB,268x578,134:289,Untitled-2.jpg)

>samilass checking me out

She looks more Fenno-Swedish than Sami, but the way her dad looks makes it clear she's Sami

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a376b8 No.453913

>>453912

Is that a Sami appearance or a birth defect? There is a distinction, right?

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3251eb No.453914

>>453913

As I said she looks more fenno-swedish, they have big heads, like Greta Thunberg, google her and you'll see the similarity. Samis from what I have seen usually have slimmer faces.

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2d2978 No.453915

>>453912

superior geneticks

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e59eeb No.453916

File: b9bacd7bfa3e860⋯.png (1.73 MB,1200x1176,50:49,ClipboardImage.png)

>no spanish (white) KKKhurch GF

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a376b8 No.453917

>>453914

Always thought she looked odd, assumed it was the autism phenotype

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3251eb No.453918

>>453917

fenno-swedes have weird big heads, it's what happens when you racemix I guess. Pure Finngols don't have that big wide heads.

Greta does have autism though

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2d2978 No.453919

File: 8d0664eaee0e51c⋯.png (48.18 KB,400x389,400:389,8d0664eaee0e51cfe8faee2275….png)

>no spanish (7/8ths white) sweatshop gf with a qt whispery voice that doesn't speak english and has a big bum

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3251eb No.453920

>>453919

go away

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e59eeb No.453921

File: 611d3dc80145d29⋯.png (1.01 MB,898x954,449:477,murrca16.png)

Filtered, filthy racemixing mutt

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8a966c No.453922

File: face49d715c6ac7⋯.jpg (918.87 KB,1800x1046,900:523,dare you enter my lair1.jpg)

>>453921

>your cities aren't even British anymore

They're not wrong, but do they even realise what their cities look like? Don't get this in Yanks. it's a strange cognitive dissonance.

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91b16c No.453923

Anyone else fart a lot now that they're 25+?

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a376b8 No.453924

File: 7c04045fab08a52⋯.png (1.19 MB,1025x768,1025:768,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw no second wife of any description

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2d2978 No.453925

>>453920

>>453921

sheesh, can hardly even tell that 1/8th, it just makes her a lil thiccer. not like I said I wanted to procreate with her or anything, jeez

meanwhile there are christturds here that don't even think black babies should be aborted. that's the real problem, not me checking out mexican ass

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2d2978 No.453926

>>453922

I don't even think of them as "our cities", they've been nigger-infested cesspools of cigarette smog and graffiti my whole life. there's no good architecture or cultural heritage or anything, they're just disgusting. it's a bit different from European cities that have all these medieval buildings and stuff, and then all you see is burqas walking strollers of a half dozen snackbars populating them

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3251eb No.453927

File: f9572621c1958e1⋯.png (88.74 KB,2000x774,1000:387,f9572621c1958e1c20029643ff….png)

kill the spic

kill the spic

kill the spic

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3251eb No.453928

Where is bin and madlad?

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2d2978 No.453929

File: a701bf3f3b57366⋯.jpg (103.53 KB,538x960,269:480,1.jpg)

File: dddd7853b9effbe⋯.jpg (160.68 KB,1023x683,1023:683,2.jpg)

>>453927

which of these is whiter- the sami, or the spicc?

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9c210b No.453930

>>453928

I think madlad might be boycotting because I made the thread and it's banter that's rubbed him the wrong way. The Poster Formerly Known As Bins might be at the cafe.

>>453929

The one on the right.

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8a966c No.453931

>>453926

So the argument is that it's less bad for American cities to be shitholes, because there was never any nice old brickwork that was worth preserving?

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a376b8 No.453932

File: a1ce58f346b5d8b⋯.jpg (201.8 KB,527x527,1:1,32f8936fac00086e8c265d045a….jpg)

>spig genuinely thinks the mestizo is whiter than the sami

The spic is hotter though tbf

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68a415 No.453933

nini

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9c210b No.453934

>>453932

I'm not sure he understands filters and makeup if he does, also the eyes aren't white.

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794619 No.453935

File: 1ddc9098a126246⋯.png (689.66 KB,1024x1058,512:529,american.png)

>spic is literally this meme

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3251eb No.453936

>>453929

Sami I guess as they have a lot of Norwegian admixture while spics have Iberian, Amerindian and Arab blood

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3251eb No.453937

>daddy watching porn again

THERE IS NO NEED PAUSING IT TO HIDE IT WHEN THE PAUSE SAYS "DOGGYSTYLE SEASON 1 EPISODE 9" REEEEEEEEE

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794619 No.453938

>>453928

think I killed madlad with my shit oc

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a376b8 No.453939

File: 734fbf10ab7f578⋯.jpg (56.48 KB,972x776,243:194,734fbf10ab7f5788a9da6110ca….jpg)

>>453937

Not even a spicy fetish? smh

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3251eb No.453940

>>453938

show me

>>453930

ah maybe he will return one day

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794619 No.453941

>>453940

end of the last thread

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3251eb No.453942

speaking of threads,w e need a new one

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a376b8 No.453943

>>453942

Oh cool, better prep the goblines

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1b8e33 No.453944

>>453942

Lew already made one lad just needs to be unlocked >>453214

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2d2978 No.453945

>>453931

they're both bad but it's worse for Europe to fall because it's the actual aryan homeland whereas America is just this mutt colony of libtard idealists

>>453932

it was a trick question- neither of them are white, but the spicc has better genes

>>453937

print out of an image of Varg captioned with "stop watching porn" and tape it to the television

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2d2978 No.453946

shrimp diablo for dindins

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3251eb No.453947

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