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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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b20361 No.453214 [View All]

UK heatwave: Sweltering commuters face heatwave woes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49112939

As the UK experienced record-breaking July temperatures, the country's rail network appeared to go into meltdown.

>Passengers complained of being stranded inside "baking" carriages, with Network Rail blaming heatwave-hit overhead wires for most of the delays.

>In London, misery for some travellers was made even worse when a man was seen chasing a dog along electrified tracks near Waterloo.

>Network Rail apologised to passengers facing "uncomfortable conditions".

Red Flag: Boris SCRAPS Pledge to Reduce Migration ‘From Hundreds of Thousands to Tens of

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/25/red-flag-boris-drops-pledge-reduce-migration-from-hundreds-thousands-tens-thousands/

Boris Johnson has confirmed he is scrapping the Conservative Party’s long-standing pledge to reduce net immigration “from the hundreds of thousands to the tens of thousands” — a possible red flag for many supporters.

>While European Union loyalists and left-liberals are bemoaning Boris Johnson’s new administration as the most “hard-right” in over thirty years — and many populist-leaning conservatives have pinned their hopes on him as “Britain Trump” — the former Mayor of London is politically and socially liberal on most issues, including immigration.

>Indeed, far from being a hardliner on borders, the new prime minister has pushed policies such as amnesty for illegal immigrants for years, both as London mayor and Foreign and Commonwealth Secretary, and though his pledge to introduce an “Australian-style points-based system” has been welcomed by many conservative voters, their inference that this system would be used to reduce immigration may prove to be baseless — given he has now officially dropped his predecessors’ pledge to bring the net influx below 100,000, as he is not interested in a “numbers game”.

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de7b6c No.454649

File: 2ae4ebb4baaace0⋯.jpg (502.47 KB,1920x1080,16:9,BinAllSeeing.jpg)

>>454648

>the sounding all evil and heavy is what I like about it

lid, that's not what music is supposed to be for though. it's meant to tap you into the timeless aesthetic that is born out of the universe itself, exciting that resonance within you so that you become more in tune with the cosmic principle, connecting to your soul purpose, and thus enhancing your life tbh

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86c553 No.454650

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de7b6c No.454651

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86c553 No.454652

>>454651

We gotta save Scatman's world, lad.

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bc58eb No.454653

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>>454649

nothing wrong with something intense that gives you goosebumps, a rush, and a healthy testosterone boost tbh. try 1:00-2:00

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de7b6c No.454654

>>454652

he's just talking nonsense tho

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de7b6c No.454655

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>>454653

In Binperia, we only listen to music like this, to enhance our states of bliss

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86c553 No.454656

>>454654

Nah, it's deep.

>boobeebopbbodibeeboobeebo

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86c553 No.454657

>>454653

This behaviour isn't allowed in Scatland, lad.

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de7b6c No.454658

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>>454656

>>boobeebopbbodibeeboobeebo

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86c553 No.454659

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Dated pretentious pop music is so funny.

>dude… like… the world…

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86c553 No.454660

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Change your ways, evil men

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bc58eb No.454661

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this is pretty badass

love the painting too- the last thing a feather-nigger saw. the stampede of white men, armed with their sophisticated and deadly weapons, mounted on their exotic, majestic, and powerful beasts

the song is dedicated to this mulatta that the Texans sent to seduce a Mexican general before they attacked, the Mexican general was too busy clapping the negress' cheeks to command his beaner troops while they got butchered by the Texans keeeeeeek

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d9aaff No.454662

>>454645

WEW

i wonder how long it will take him to be publicly lynched

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bc58eb No.454663

>>454662

some /pol/ack hacked his account. it sucks how no prominent person will ever swallow the redpill and become an advocate for white interests and name the jew

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d9aaff No.454664

File: 5a9d486ccc1c96b⋯.jpg (81.08 KB,847x402,847:402,water-filtration-847x402.jpg)

remember, everyone, use your filters.

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bc58eb No.454665

maybe if whites save japan from third world immigration and jewish subversion, then the japs will give us Hokkaido as a white ethnostate? now that's a LARP

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4343d2 No.454666

>>454603

It's analogous to the Golden age when the earth was ruled by Saturn tbh

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bc58eb No.454667

File: 5599646b7195b93⋯.png (132.55 KB,396x385,36:35,5599646b7195b930cd6e6f2da8….png)

finally did my fucking teeth, took at least 20 minutes, I hate it so much, it's pure anguish. need a big boobie gf that would floss and brush my teeth for me like I'm some kind of retard because I hate doing it. hell that might not even be any better, I think it's just 'the project' of having a dirty mouth and having to clean THE WHOLE THING which is just so much to do, I'm flossing between two teeth and all of the others still need to be done and then I need to do them all AGAIN and then AGAIN. then I tongue scrape which is easy but then I need to brush THE WHOLE MOUTH all over again. so I go around the gumline on the bottom, and then I have to go around THE SIDES on the bottom, which is pretty rough because I want to do a good job and it takes like 3 different angles to get all that surface area even with my large toothbrush 'cause I have big teeth, and then I need to do the tops of the bottom teeth (which I already kind of did to lather the toothpaste earlier, forgot to mention that), and then the insides of the bottom teeth, ffs. and then the top which is similar but not quite as bad, but sometimes I drool toothpaste saliva on my shirt or the floor and that always pisses me off. so then I have to rinse my mouth and spit like 3-4 times, rinse the toothbrush and all that, then finally done. it's fucking awful, it's not the mechanical process of doing it, it's some unpleasant OCD anxiety thing I get it that makes it so bad. hard to explain, I don't even understand it

this pepe is exactly how it feels, the whole thing is pure cringe

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bc58eb No.454668

really considering buying some girl's used socks to smell, like $20 and I could sniff some hot chick's foot essence whenever I want. no brainer tbh. hell I could even turn one inside out and pop it in my mouth if I so desired

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178d05 No.454669

File: 84e2faa9c7bc5a1⋯.jpg (365.44 KB,1538x2048,769:1024,Duoz-8fUcAALPuR.jpg)

>>454668

Look up @nudeobama on twitter. She sold some and it paid for her Nintendo Switch so you wont get much for 20 dollars.

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bc58eb No.454670

>>454669

obv if you want e-celeb socks, it's gonna cost more, simple question of supply and demand. but if you just go on ebay or etsy or gumtree or whatever, there are plenty of listings for very affordable prices. big difference between like Belle Delphine that has thousands of beta orbiters and some random thot that read an article on Cosmo that you can sell your used shoes on ebay and wants to give it a shot

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d9aaff No.454671

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yeagh thats most definitely whats up toobz

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d9aaff No.454672

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tamers12345 is like a chad in comparison to the vigin cobrajfs

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2cd026 No.454673

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Fresh 56% Videogames

>>454671

He looks exactly as I imagine spic

Still can't bear to listen to him though

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d9aaff No.454674

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>>454673

>He looks exactly as I imagine spic

me too

>Still can't bear to listen to him though

if i had his regular videos as introduction to him i'd click off immediately. i first watched him try to make macaroni, though, and that's the hook. this guy is fucking retarded. watch a few cooking videos from him. that's the main stay.

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d9aaff No.454675

my mom makes the best coffee and she stays up late. should i move in with mummy?

i'd probably have to get a shitty retail job though.

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d9aaff No.454676

probably wont do it, but damn that coffee is good.

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fc65db No.454677

File: a8afbaa5d221002⋯.jpg (9.09 KB,220x261,220:261,AMEN.jpg)

Rise and shine, my Christian brethren! Though the weather outside may be windy and rainy, in our hearts there is only sunshine, when we follow Christ!

AMEN!

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0ee533 No.454678

>>454677

You behave like spic.

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cebb1f No.454679

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chune

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cebb1f No.454680

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>>454668

You are not human

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2cd026 No.454681

File: 074a4c65bbb38f5⋯.png (384.83 KB,777x777,1:1,murrca33.png)

>>454680

La creatura… El abominacion diabolo…

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0ee533 No.454682

>>454668

I wonder how many diseases this disgusting fetish market has caused.

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a8219d No.454683

>>453995

love spell bound me'

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a8219d No.454684

File: aae398032eb9ed3⋯.gif (694.8 KB,320x180,16:9,hitler throw pens.gif)

>>454668

give me one reason I shouldn't ban you

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a8219d No.454685

File: 6791aa94953e4db⋯.png (219.34 KB,999x1121,999:1121,C 30.png)

oh yeah he's asleep oh

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0009bf No.454686

File: 88f0a9997a25548⋯.png (116.15 KB,271x277,271:277,ClipboardImage.png)

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a8219d No.454687

>>453997

wow wth i never knew that either

love em both me

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de7b6c No.454688

is best b here yet?

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de7b6c No.454689

File: 1bed754f6519d5f⋯.png (10.21 KB,503x408,503:408,457c0d7fbca52854f2bf755e17….png)

>>454668

haha, good job i know you're just joking lad

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de7b6c No.454690

>>454684

Hi there Westie luv

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de7b6c No.454691

File: 575f7e6665da2c2⋯.png (19.94 KB,710x577,710:577,6cb06f53e3d56fca79c824ca60….png)

>>454677

hail odin!

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a8219d No.454692

File: 3c56e0eb89cf9c6⋯.png (26.23 KB,529x529,1:1,maidpepe.png)

>>454690

Hello B lad.

Thanks for watching my shitty movie, lad.

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de7b6c No.454693

File: 3fb85ce1580af24⋯.png (245.5 KB,1063x1063,1:1,3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde173….png)

>>454667

lad, your dental hygene routine is excsessive. you might even be doing your gums harm by over brushing them.

I think you might be a bit obsessive, it certainly sounds that way. what arey ou hoping to achieve through all this anyway?

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de7b6c No.454694

>>454692

Mandy? It got quite good by the end. Slow starter though tbh

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a8219d No.454695

File: d2b1325d903daea⋯.jpg (117.52 KB,800x500,8:5,mandy-nicolas-cage.jpg)

>>454694

Yeah the start is so painful why did the director make it so slow I have no idea, big mistake imo, it just annoys you.

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0009bf No.454696

I like the change in art style that they made for Diamond is Unbreakable tbh it looks and animates so much better

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718081 No.454697

>>454696

I feel like they got a less of a budget for it tbh doesn't look as good as I was hoping. Part 5 seems to have gotten a better budget again

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fc65db No.454698

>>454693

he is mentally ill

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