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a74d39 (1) No.450907 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

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4516d2 (4) No.451614

>>451608

you mentioned your receding hairline and I recommended that you do microneedling and minoxodil to reverse it before it's too late. it's good advice that I gave you sincerely, you responded by making the claim that women like bald men, which I refuted with data from a survey

>>451610

kek

>>451611

>he thinks women judge purely on looks

they do unless they're a gold digger in which case they judge purely on wealth and income

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0c6d33 (12) No.451615>>451616

>>451613

>w-women don't lie, they tell the truth all the time! l-look at these statistics with no source!

why does he bother, its just tiresome, doesnt he get tired of repeating the same stuff over and over again? he should get a life tbh

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4516d2 (4) No.451616

>>451615

>w-women don't lie, they tell the truth all the time! l-look at these statistics with no source!

why would they lie on an anonymous survery? if the results are not accurate then it's either because of the small sample size or because they don't know what they want, not because of lying

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5ebb47 (6) No.451617>>451623

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>spend 10 hours on makeup and clothes every day to try and look good

>let me just get random palm tree tattoo on my neck

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95e370 (4) No.451618

>>451605

>He's a cannibal

Yikes. Also breeding age is more or less 16-<35, something this graph doesn't take account for. Being generous and going from this graph let's say 18-34 instead putting it at 20.5% of women, then adding in the neutrals of 35.5%. So a slight majority of 56% for women who either don't mind bald men or find them attractive.

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0c6d33 (12) No.451619

>replies despite being filtered

not that smart is he? smh

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434d95 (3) No.451620>>451621

>>451592

We must secure a homeland for testificates and a future for testificate children

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0c6d33 (12) No.451621

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797527 (2) No.451622>>451624 >>451650

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sup

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d62246 (1) No.451623

>>451617

Ask her what it symbolises, and if she has Hawaiian ancestry. You'll probably knock her off guard.

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0c6d33 (12) No.451624

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58af99 (11) No.451625>>451627

>>451185

BBBBBBBBBBBB

BBBBBBBBBBBB

BB BB

BB BB

BB BB

BB BB

BBBBBBBBBBBB

BBBBBBBBBBBB

BB BB

BB BB

BB BB

BB BB

BBBBBBBBBBBB

BBBBBBBBBBBB

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0c6d33 (12) No.451626>>451628

>b and herts appear at the same time

hmm

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5ebb47 (6) No.451627>>451633

>>451625

There he is

B-GANG ASSEMBLE

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5ebb47 (6) No.451628>>451629 >>451630

>>451626

Yeah but nobody cares about h*rts

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0c6d33 (12) No.451629>>451631

>>451628

I do. I don't care about you.

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797527 (2) No.451630>>451632

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5ebb47 (6) No.451631>>451635

>>451629

I don't care about you so I don't care that you don't care about me

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5ebb47 (6) No.451632

>>451630

>full english.jpg

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58af99 (11) No.451633>>451636 >>451638

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>>451627

I actually managed to do a good B this time

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434d95 (3) No.451634>>451637

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>He arrives

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0c6d33 (12) No.451635

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5ebb47 (6) No.451636>>451639

>>451633

and everyone saw it. HAIL B HAIL OUR PEOPLE HAIL VICTORY

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1f627d (3) No.451637

>>451634

really cool vid

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95e370 (4) No.451638>>451641

>>451633

I would've thought that you have a selection of Bs saved in notepad to always do a good one.

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58af99 (11) No.451639

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>>451636

TEAM B!!!

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1f627d (3) No.451640

KARA BOGA

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58af99 (11) No.451641

>>451638

>I would've thought that you have a selection of Bs saved in notepad to always do a good one.

why didn't I think of that?! I've been doing them all from scratch ever time

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434d95 (3) No.451642

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>He arrives

h

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4516d2 (4) No.451643>>451644

urghhh ate too much ground beef slop

need a new thread

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58af99 (11) No.451644>>451645 >>451648

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>>451643

brie, tomatoe, baby spinach, and basil salad, with sweet balsamic dressing, followed by lemon and garlic salmon with horse radish sauce, and strawberries and cream for dessert

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0c6d33 (12) No.451645>>451646

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58af99 (11) No.451646>>451647 >>451648

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0c6d33 (12) No.451647

>>451646

smh..nah..

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4516d2 (4) No.451648>>451649

>>451644

sounds pretty good. I just had my staple meal- ground beef, tomato sauce, onion, and red bell pepper slop over pasta. but I had to finish the like .75lbs of the slop and almost a cup of pasta so now I'm overstuffed

>>451646

dorcel should be a white swazi

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58af99 (11) No.451649>>451652

>>451648

still low carbing here. no pasta for me

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fc8368 (1) No.451650>>451651

>>451622

me on the right

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0c6d33 (12) No.451651

>>451650

cute twink

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95e370 (4) No.451652>>451653 >>451655

>>451649

I've had eight slices of bread today, four at late breakfast and four in the two chilli sandwiches I had for dinner.

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58af99 (11) No.451653

>>451652

>I've had eight slices of bread today

that would play havoc with my insides smh. bread isn't really very good for you tbh

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0c6d33 (12) No.451654>>451656 >>451657

steak

pork chop

chocolate

single piece of asparagus

bovril

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d5dc25 (3) No.451655>>451662

>>451652

>chilli sandwiches

Tell me more

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d5dc25 (3) No.451656>>451659

>>451654

Simple 'as

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58af99 (11) No.451657>>451659

>>451654

was the chocolate low carb?

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d5dc25 (3) No.451658

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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0c6d33 (12) No.451659>>451663

>>451657

yeah

90% dark choccy

>>451656

'ate carbs

love meat

simple as

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58af99 (11) No.451660

>wonder where B went

realise he's tirelessly working away to make us all a new thread

thanks B

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1f627d (3) No.451661

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INDEX

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95e370 (4) No.451662

>>451655

Leftover chilli reheated and put in between two slices of bread, anything can be made into a sandwich if you're brave enough.

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58af99 (11) No.451663

>>451659

>90% dark choccy

noice lid

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