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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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9138aa No.450156 [View All]

Iran seizes British tanker in Strait of Hormuz

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49053383

off to war we go tbh lads

based Jezza tbh

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/19/jewish-leaders-accuse-labour-of-letting-off-antisemites

Donald Trump backs Boris Johnson to 'work out Brexit' if he becomes PM

https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-backs-boris-johnson-to-work-out-brexit-if-he-becomes-pm-11766640

Boris blimp to join 9ft Nigel Farage on anti-Brexit march in London

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/19/boris-blimp-to-join-9ft-nigel-farage-on-anti-brexit-march-in-london

funposters only, no aggro beyond this post

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e338c5 No.452362

>>452360

LAAAAAAD AAAAAAAHHH

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7611e7 No.452363

>>452321

I'm starting to think you're going insane lad

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7770b2 No.452364

>>452275

I thought the French were less stupid than that.

Americans and Chinese, sure they will build anything with zero understanding of the science and engineering.

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e338c5 No.452365

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58fd63 No.452366

>>452358

>not true at all

it's all true

>go outside

i'm already outside

lad, have you ever tried dating a single mother? I found all the things PUAs say about them to be true

>kid's Dad is always hovering in background

>she will always sleep with kids dad at the drop of a hat (because she subconsciously always wants him back)

>you're a spare part in her relationship with kid (and kid's dad)

>has lefty views because they excuse her past irresponsible behaviour

>feminist anti-traditionalist leanings

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e338c5 No.452367

>>452364

lad, the french invented the metric system

>>452363

No, I'm becoming sane AAAAHHH

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2df85a No.452368

>>452361

Nobody gives a shit about statistics we can discern all this from the fact that she is a single mum alone. It just makes sense. If we are charitable with her and excuse everything she'd still have a child already, which costs time and money among other things.

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e338c5 No.452369

>>452366

have you dated one?

not all women are the same wew laddie

plenty of single mummies ive met who werent any of those things

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e338c5 No.452370

>>452368

>wanting lads to grow up without a daddy

smh lad you are cruel

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2df85a No.452371

>>452370

There will be other people who will do it, I am only one man after all so taking care of one would be like a drop in a bucket

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e338c5 No.452372

File: 1b6107c1758137c⋯.png (57.64 KB,1229x1160,1229:1160,1560270593898.png)

>>452371

more yummy mummy lasses for me then smh

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7770b2 No.452373

>>452367

>lad, the french invented the metric system

Exactly.

I had higher expectations of them than the Yanks and Chinks. But they are equally retarded. I guess they lose their grip on reality too when someone mentions climate change.

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e338c5 No.452374

File: cfc058e71d6ee59⋯.jpg (41.21 KB,645x729,215:243,spicposter.jpg)

>>452373

but lad.. the metric system is stupid…

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7770b2 No.452375

>>452374

Id love to hear why you think that?

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58fd63 No.452376

>>452369

>have you dated one?

yeah, but there are certain things which will always be true with single mummies

>kid's Dad always in background (wants to spend the occasional weekend with kid etc, and that means your gf is constantly interacting with her ex, which is always bad news)

>you are less important to her than her kid

>kid will always tie her to the kids' dad

these two things in themselves are a recipe for disaster.

yes, I dated a single mummy, and it all went to shit when she slept with her kid's daddy whilst she was seeing me. I actually think the cunt knew that he was losing her, so did this big romantic display on one of his visiting opportunities and rekindled the old passion. I dumped her because of that, and then he pissed off again. This is actually a standard pattern, and very common with single women with a kid in tow

Single Mummies are cursed, lad

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e338c5 No.452377

>>452375

its foreign

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9138aa No.452378

>people who swear by one system of measurement rather than just learning both and using whichever one is appropriate for the circumstances

these are the real brainlets tbh

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e338c5 No.452379

>>452376

find one where the dad simply isnt there smh

thats why you either kill the dad, or fuck him hard so he is your bitch

>The Poster Formerly Known As Bins got cucked by a single mum

sorry lad

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2df85a No.452380

>Alex Jo

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2df85a No.452381

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oops

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e338c5 No.452382

>>452378

>using systems of measurement in the first place

you are the true brainlet

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64a2a8 No.452383

File: 75afadbbda91f72⋯.png (1.79 MB,1871x1057,1871:1057,ClipboardImage.png)

>>452381

WEW

he's taking on the demons themselves my god i bet this will be hilarious

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7611e7 No.452384

>>452379

What the fuck lad?

>Christians being favour of dating single mummies and bumming the ex

Wew

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e338c5 No.452385

>>452384

I'm doing the world a favour smh lad

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58fd63 No.452386

>>452379

>find one where the dad simply isnt there smh

>thats why you either kill the dad, or fuck him hard so he is your bitch

yeah, this is why i said dating a singe mummy is only acceptable if she's a widow, and he's dead

>got cucked by a single mum

we hadn't actually had sex yet, we were just seeing each other and things were heating up. But the kid's Dad could obviously tell something was going on, and swooped into reclaim her, then fucked off again when i stopped seeing her because of it.

the stupid single mummy was obviously still clinging to the idea that the kid's dad might come back and they would be a proper family again, but she couldnt admit that to herself. Really, this is what all women want - a proper family - they don't like being thots, but moder society has brainwashed them into thinking being a miserable single mother is "empowering" when it really, really isn't.

single mothers are a fucking mess

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b882ee No.452387

File: 3b3e0edcdf1556d⋯.jpg (23.93 KB,408x444,34:37,isthismuuminserious.JPG)

>this larp

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e338c5 No.452388

>>452386

you should have unironically beat him up tbh

dont take me as advocating single mums, but simply there are cases when its acceptable and probably better for society[like a good lass widow]

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e338c5 No.452389

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58fd63 No.452390

>>452388

>you should have unironically beat him up tbh

I never got to meet him. Don't even know what he looked like. All I know is that he was Irish, a taxi driver, and took a lot of coke

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e338c5 No.452391

>>452390

>Irish

should have been a warning from the very start, lad

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2df85a No.452392

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e338c5 No.452393

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58fd63 No.452394

>>452388

>dont take me as advocating single mums, but simply there are cases when its acceptable and probably better for society[like a good lass widow]

yeah, I agree with that. if she's a good woman, who lost her husband through no fault of her own then dating a single mother is fine

however, this is not how the vast majority of modern women end up single mummies. They've usually fucked some bad boy when high or drunk, and kept the baby in the belief that will make him stick around, but he doesn't. Then they are just an irresponsible thot that's made bad life choices and hasn't learned from them, and has a kid she didn't really want too

the majority of the time, single mothers are a fucking disaster to date. they are literal damaged goods, with and ongoing life drama that threatens to wreck your life too, and you can't fix them or "rescue" them

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58fd63 No.452395

>>452391

>>Irish

yeah but I didn't know that when I met her did I?

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7770b2 No.452396

>>452378

Exactly.

Everyone should intuitively know that 3/8 inches is just a shade larger than 95/256 inches.

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e338c5 No.452397

>>452395

maybe

>>452394

dunno tbh, most of the single mummies ive known were in real relationships

dont think the badboy thing is as common as its made out to be

you should have become a badboy and gave her a new babby

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2df85a No.452398

File: 1c2e7840a607225⋯.png (553.5 KB,768x720,16:15,1c2e7840a6072255f962791a9e….png)

HOLY SHIT E-CELEB GOT CALLED OUT BY BIG BOOK LAD

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https://writingexcuses.com/2019/07/21/14-28-warfare-and-weaponry/

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b882ee No.452399

>>452398

this wasnt worth the urgent red text lad

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2df85a No.452400

>>452399

Lad, he's making it

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2df85a No.452401

Don't ever question me, noflag scum

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b882ee No.452402

File: 5ad97369da12e4f⋯.jpg (110.62 KB,1058x552,23:12,9PniyD2.jpg)

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e338c5 No.452403

new thread needed

but i am going out

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2df85a No.452405

>>452403

posted

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2df85a No.452406

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188e49 No.452481

File: 273e80ae790677b⋯.png (688.43 KB,1023x576,341:192,ClipboardImage.png)

Imperiumposter forgot to finish off the thread

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188e49 No.452482

File: a095b7cf587ce7c⋯.png (702.89 KB,796x527,796:527,ClipboardImage.png)

It's okay though

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188e49 No.452483

File: dbf4b28a3b0c48a⋯.png (694.71 KB,1023x576,341:192,ClipboardImage.png)

I'll just do it quickly

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188e49 No.452484

File: df17d5e542a4a36⋯.png (1.15 MB,667x1000,667:1000,ClipboardImage.png)

It'll only take mo'

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188e49 No.452485

File: c59900f833d74f5⋯.png (277.59 KB,398x594,199:297,ClipboardImage.png)

Nearly there

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188e49 No.452486

File: 9824a66434b3015⋯.png (476.57 KB,720x495,16:11,ClipboardImage.png)

Index

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