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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 45ddf263040c22f⋯.jpg (25.81 KB,320x414,160:207,androphilia.jpg)

7a1aaf No.450155 [View All]

B

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5d0ddd No.450862

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

purdy mouf

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966682 No.450863

>>450862

do you just sit around rotting your mind with porn you sick cunt

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5d0ddd No.450864

File: cfa5cbdf18edb31⋯.png (2.87 KB,419x249,419:249,cfa5cbdf18edb31045bdace405….png)

>>450863

>youtube video of a girl eating a lollypop

>porn

you can't make this shit up

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b7aaf8 No.450865

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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5d0ddd No.450866

>>450865

that's an unusually tall embed

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8b5a39 No.450867

>>450850

run up the stairs to the left when you first go in and try and deal with the digs there

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490ff8 No.450868

>>450850

Just keep trying. He's a bitch, but he's not that bad. Just rushing him and saying fuck it to tactics is how I got him the first time.

>>450851

Why can't you play games, lid?

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490ff8 No.450869

File: de1e927f7f779f5⋯.png (Spoiler Image,79.44 KB,966x1146,161:191,big lad.png)

>gained a stone since I last weighed myself

I don't feel any fatter. Must be muscle, right?

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966682 No.450870

File: 0a2decb864dd2e3⋯.jpg (114.28 KB,1209x756,403:252,0a2decb864dd2e39d9c2e4004c….jpg)

>>450869

>Must be muscle, right?

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112b2c No.450871

>>450869

In the past year I've lost 2.5, still need to lose more though.

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490ff8 No.450872

File: 12b54f32315b4c3⋯.png (76.73 KB,1276x938,638:469,fuggles.png)

>>450870

STRONG

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966682 No.450873

>>450872

how much do you weigh and how tall

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490ff8 No.450874

>>450873

18st but I'm yuge. Over six foot. Need to measure myself again properly.

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966682 No.450875

>>450874

>Over six foot.

how much

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490ff8 No.450876

>>450875

I don't know. I think I was six two, but I haven't been measured in years.

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966682 No.450877

>>450876

lmao you fat bastid

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490ff8 No.450878

File: 78f46ed5442ceff⋯.png (Spoiler Image,112.78 KB,525x258,175:86,ClipboardImage.png)

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490ff8 No.450879

Ahh. Pizza's here.

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b7aaf8 No.450880

>>450879

Big bucks

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640a50 No.450881

File: c0c64403497a1e8⋯.png (286.01 KB,680x383,680:383,ClipboardImage.png)

>watch Norwegian sitcom

>dumb dad

>having morals is evil

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0c05a7 No.450882

>>450879

What toppings did you get?

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3a89dd No.450883

NEW THREAD NEEDED!!!

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640a50 No.450884

File: 302aacc52b7a20f⋯.png (912.88 KB,800x533,800:533,ClipboardImage.png)

GREEN INFERNO IN 50 MINUTES

GREEN INFERNO IN 50 MINUTES

GREEN INFERNO IN 50 MINUTES====GREEN INFERNO IN 50 MINUTES

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640a50 No.450885

File: 94d1eee6fee80fb⋯.png (700.15 KB,600x600,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

Saw Kay at the library

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0c05a7 No.450886

>>450885

I don't dress like that. Shows off far too much arm.

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490ff8 No.450887

>>450882

A vegetable one with olives and a spicy chicken one.

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966682 No.450888

>>450881

> Norwegian sitcom

norway is same population as scotland and judging by our shows it must be awful, only big countries produce good shows

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b1a8ae No.450889

>>450887

>vegetable one with olives

fuck you

vile cretin

going to drink a mug of bovril to get rid of those thoughts

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914276 No.450890

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>>450887

Have you degreased your pizzas?

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490ff8 No.450891

>>450889

>not liking based olives.

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490ff8 No.450892

>>450890

How I keep this trim figure.

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b1a8ae No.450893

>>450891

THIS IS WOG FOOD

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5d0ddd No.450894

>>450893

if olives are wog, then so it pizza

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490ff8 No.450895

>>450893

Bit rude. Italians aren't that dark.

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b1a8ae No.450896

File: c1f29143b8b7680⋯.png (372.18 KB,1366x768,683:384,dhger5.png)

>tfw try and save finlands ass before its too late

>tfw destroyed 50 divisions but theres still so many

>ground is starting to freeze

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WESTIEEEE

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b1a8ae No.450897

>>450895

was quoting romper stomper tbh

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490ff8 No.450898

>>450890

Why doesn't he just buy small cups? lel

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490ff8 No.450899

>>450897

Not seen it.

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b1a8ae No.450900

File: 5167633f91cb3fd⋯.png (1.14 MB,619x743,619:743,baste.png)

>>450899

you a wog lad?

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490ff8 No.450901

File: 08bbc2649194eda⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,191.04 KB,470x595,94:119,devlish.jpg)

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b1a8ae No.450902

File: 76b821c4efc23db⋯.jpg (49.41 KB,500x683,500:683,merry.jpg)

>>450901

me too

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966682 No.450903

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490ff8 No.450904

>>450902

Bix nood?

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966682 No.450905

File: 2db73f35415be11⋯.png (26.15 KB,485x443,485:443,1526594852521.png)

YE GET ME FAM YE GET ME FAM DIS IS NEWBRIT YEAH FAM WE DON PLAY NO GAMES ERE FAM YE GET ME YEAH STANDARD

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d76669 No.450906

File: 06e84a2501f2072⋯.png (48.24 KB,500x729,500:729,soyboy-wojak-by-phaaanta-r….png)

File: c0c9efa8a8d272b⋯.jpg (219.17 KB,666x666,1:1,sabaton_the-great-war.jpg)

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640a50 No.450908

fresh thread lads

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b1a8ae No.450909

>>450904

muh dik

>>450905

oi blud wasteman ting ting ay fam

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640a50 No.450910

just taking forever to post, trying westie's tips smh

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640a50 No.450911

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9620f6 No.450940

>>450807

Keek where did that image come from? What she's saying is legit though, it's essentially a pretty face going over Evola

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