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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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3a3706 No.448543 [View All]

UK to Deploy Third Warship to Gulf Over Iran Tensions, Navy Announces New Anti-Ship Missile Rollout

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/17/uk-to-deploy-third-warship-to-gulf-over-iran-tensions-navy-announces-new-anti-ship-missile-rollout/

Britain’s Royal Navy is increasing the size of its deployment in the Persian Gulf, with preparations underway to send another warship and an auxiliary support vessel to the region following the attempted hijacking of a British merchantman by Iranian gunboats.

>The Royal Navy announced the pending deployment of the recently overhauled HMS Kent, due to arrive in theatre in September, and fleet tanker RFA Wave Knight in August in a statement this week which described operation Kipion as “part of the UK’s commitment to promoting peace, stability, and the free flow of trade through some of the world’s most vital shipping lanes.”

>The deployment will likely focus on the Strait of Hormuz, a key strategic pinch point in the waters between the Persian Gulf to the Arabian Sea and beyond, which is bordered by a belligerent Iran to the north. The Royal Navy describes the bottleneck, easily attacked by Iran’s large fleet of fast gunboats, as one of the most vital waterways in the world for trade and that one-third of all the world’s oil flows through it in tankers every day.

>Earlier this month, HMS Montrose positioned itself between a British tanker and three Iranian gunboats after the tanker was ordered to sail into Iranian waters. The ship was credited with having prevented a hijacking, or worse. The Iranian government denies the failed ambush took place.

Manchester Arena bomber’s brother held in UK after extradition

Hashem Abedi, 22, to face multiple murder charges after being sent back from Libya

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/17/hashem-abedi-brother-of-manchester-arena-bomber-being-extradited-to-uk

>The brother of the Manchester Arena attacker, Salman Abedi, has been extradited from Libya to the UK to face multiple murder charges over his alleged role in the attack.

>Hashem Abedi, 22, landed at an unspecified London airport on Wednesday, escorted by British police officers.

>He has been charged with the murder of 22 people, the attempted murder of others who were injured, and conspiracy to cause an explosion. He remains in police custody in London and will appear at Westminster magistrates court.

EU fishing row: Macron's France to continue exploiting UK waters even after no deal Brexit

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1154481/eu-fishing-brexit-news-no-deal-uk-waters-france-stephen-barclay-boris-johnson

BREXIT Secretary Stephen Barclay has paved the way for France and other EU nations to exploit British waters even in the event of a no deal Brexit.

>Mr Barclay, when grilled by MPs from the Exiting the European Union Select Committee, said the UK would seek a “continuity approach” with EU nations if no Brexit deal was reached with the bloc on October 31. The Brexit Secretary also stated EU countries could continue send its vessels into UK waters until the end of 2019. Mr Barclay said the UK would stay within the controversial Common Fisheries Policy (CFP) until at least December 31, as new quotas and access to markets will need to be finalised.

>During a tense exchange, Mr Barclay was asked: “If there is no roll over of quotes from the CFP then many boats will be coming and fishing illegally in UK waters and visa-versa?”

>The Brexit Secretary said: “No, because I think that will set all sorts of hairs running and that is not the position.

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eb6582 No.449325

>>449319

>implying he doesn't have a folder

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863062 No.449328

File: 5b7f6abc519653b⋯.jpg (59.78 KB,750x625,6:5,VargConfused.jpg)

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3874a1 No.449329

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3874a1 No.449330

Thank fuck for filters lads

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9f67cf No.449331

File: 404b0eb26c4da8d⋯.png (134.65 KB,689x795,13:15,404b0eb26c4da8dfbb739b2f13….png)

*arrives in the thread late*

hullo lids

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590233 No.449332

File: 3d1fc635cf1ddc8⋯.gif (396.46 KB,480x368,30:23,katz write.gif)

>filtered another poster for the first time ever

Based effortposting /politics/ clique. The true lifeblood of this board.

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9f67cf No.449333

File: 1b0e7ee43a6e11c⋯.png (7.3 KB,419x395,419:395,0edbb043bab5551d58334fda9a….png)

>>449331

omg I just saw what BBK has been posting

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9f67cf No.449334

File: 006ed3d03ca953b⋯.jpg (21.9 KB,399x325,399:325,006ed3d03ca953bc8f69b08959….jpg)

going to stick on another olly reed film lids

which one this time eh?

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3874a1 No.449335

>>449333

It's not pretty, makes me sad to think there are people out there willing to do this stuff

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926b7c No.449336

>>449335

and people willing to post it smh

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f17f73 No.449337

>>449336

and The Poster Formerly Known As Bins ready to save it all

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926b7c No.449338

File: dbfd2631ee78ed6⋯.jpg (50.43 KB,620x462,310:231,women-love_2068250i.jpg)

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926b7c No.449339

>>449337

I filtered it tbh, it's revolting

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926b7c No.449340

>>449280

Best B, could you do something about BBK plz?

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590233 No.449341

>>449340

Is he still doing it?

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863062 No.449342

>>449340

>>449341

he gave him a 1hr + thread nuke, then a 2hr + thread nuke. time will tell what happens next

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947565 No.449343

File: ff150048419e2f4⋯.jpeg (155.89 KB,562x800,281:400,7aa6b7acf89528f30977021fb….jpeg)

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b606a1 No.449344

File: a499cff139bdc28⋯.png (2.66 MB,2016x1512,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

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b606a1 No.449345

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b606a1 No.449346

File: 30cf2cdabb6a508⋯.png (892.57 KB,625x738,625:738,ClipboardImage.png)

pls message me back lass you have to be mine

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cb24db No.449347

>wonder why we're at 772 posts

>then realise

oh

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590233 No.449348

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b606a1 No.449349

>>449347

yeah thread was frozen at 759 posts for me, had to refresh and suddenly we were at 718 again

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cb24db No.449350

File: b3da23825c34128⋯.png (454.45 KB,1366x768,683:384,dhger4.png)

>tfw your fall blau fails before it can even begin

JUST

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947565 No.449351

File: c94d8fff1f98874⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,73.2 KB,576x960,3:5,3e37b7043861b6bcb4cf283be8….jpg)

>>449350

(Stop)
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0a8af3 No.449352

File: 4352d4d08e382e0⋯.png (138.91 KB,443x455,443:455,boomerjakrepent.png)

spoiler your shit or gtfo

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863062 No.449353

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>449351

this is the brice of freedumbs :DDD

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cb24db No.449354

File: 3b11f2e0bb3ac2f⋯.jpg (40.93 KB,1918x782,959:391,i0gKQwk.jpg)

>tfw no good lass to comfort me back to health

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b606a1 No.449355

>>449346

*rubs her tummy*

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590233 No.449356

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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b606a1 No.449357

File: 99972bc1018ca33⋯.png (2.67 MB,2016x1512,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

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863062 No.449358

>>449356

courage the cowardly dog gave me nightmares when I was little, there was this weird scene of a cooked chicken with a grenade walking on a telephone wired and I got nightmares

also there was this invader zim episode about harvesting organs and that gave me nightmares as well. swear the jews do this on purpose

>>449357

sleepy kitty

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b606a1 No.449359

>>449358

gotta keep waking her up, no sleeping until I am going to bed and bringing her with me

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b606a1 No.449360

>>449358

the dog's tooth was bad enough on its own tbh

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590233 No.449361

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Way ahead of it's time.

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b606a1 No.449362

pls respond to me lassie

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b606a1 No.449363

KEEEEEEEEK I found a news report video with the girl archived on our version of BBC.

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926b7c No.449364

File: 845990b745ad23a⋯.png (883.49 KB,1201x696,1201:696,womeninlove.PNG)

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520a67 No.449365

>>449285

>Disrespect my waifu, I'll end your laifu

Keeek

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b606a1 No.449366

File: 5dda9dccb259912⋯.png (769.1 KB,1027x567,1027:567,ClipboardImage.png)

>5 years ago

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926b7c No.449367

this is basically 19th century fight club

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b606a1 No.449368

it was a segment on retarded kids using retard bikes. A lot of today legal retard lassies to choose from

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926b7c No.449369

File: ab3b601f22946aa⋯.png (938.15 KB,1231x780,1231:780,womeninlove2.PNG)

wew lads

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725f40 No.449370

>>449346

what makes you think you deserve her

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0ddbef No.449371

jesus christ what the fuck happened in this thread while I was at 2nd toil? why has madlad got photos of men's arseholes shitting on other men's faces saved and why are they still in the thread?

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725f40 No.449372

>449371

> why has madlad got photos of men's arseholes shitting on other men's faces saved and why are they still in the thread?

>cunts delete bbk posts so it looks like I'm the one shitposting

fuck off

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0ddbef No.449373

>someone else shitposting makes posting photos of men's aresholes shitting on other men's faces ok

wew lad

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590233 No.449374

File: 132d1a83803de35⋯.jpg (17.59 KB,320x320,1:1,1862404-biffo.jpg)

Poor Madlad. Can't get a break.

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b606a1 No.449375

>>449370

I don't deserve anything but I want her.

>>449372

smh and here I thought I was being nice to madlad

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f17f73 No.449376

File: d6e6d6420e94e2a⋯.jpg (81.56 KB,768x768,1:1,Jewess 8.jpg)

INDEX

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