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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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85e03f No.447786 [View All]

Farage: Labour Has ‘Signed Its Own Death Warrant’ with Pledge to Re-run Brexit Referendum

Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage believes that the Labour Party has “signed its own death warrant” by finally declaring its support for another Brexit referendum in which it would campaign for Remain, in defiance of the predominantly Leave-voting working class which was once the party’s base.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/15/farage-labour-signed-its-own-death-warrant-pledge-re-run-brexit-referendum/

>“This betrayal of Brexit confirms that Corbyn’s Labour is now the party of north London – not the North of England, the Midlands or Wales,” Farage wrote in an article for the Sunday Express.

>“Labour has failed the people of the regions. It has taken their votes for granted in the contemptuous belief they would ‘elect a donkey if it wore a red rosette’,” he said — referring to the long-standing received opinion that in Labour’s working-class heartlands in the North of England and Scotland the seats were so safe that the voters would vote for literally any candidate they put forward.

>Such political “donkeys”, the veteran campaigner predicted, would now become an “endangered species”, citing polling which shows that almost 40 per cent of voters are now less likely to back Jeremy Corbyn’s party in an election with the figure even higher in the English regions — “In other words, more than four out of 10 voters in the regions feel let down by the Remainer Labour Party.”

UK risks 'catastrophic' climate change impact if farming doesn't change - report

Suggestions include increasing production of British fruit and vegetables and a national nature service for young people.

https://news.sky.com/story/make-uk-farming-sustainable-to-help-save-the-planet-report-11763956

>The UK's entire farming and food system must become sustainable by 2030 if the country is to tackle the climate change crisis.

>That's the recommendation from the RSA Food Farming & Countryside Commission, which says the government must put rural countryside at the heart of decisions and policies relating to the green economy.

>"If we don't make the changes we need to right now, we will go beyond 1.5 degrees, beyond 2 degrees, we'll probably go beyond 4 degrees of global warming, which will have an absolutely catastrophic effect on the whole of the country," said the author of the RSA report, Sue Pritchard.

'Cocktail of chemicals' found in UK mothers' breast milk due to home furnishings

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/07/16/cocktail-chemicals-found-uk-mothers-breast-milk-due-home-furnishings/

Britons are being exposed to a "cocktail of chemicals" from birth, with potentially life-threatening consequences, MPs warned.

>Ministers were accused of "sitting on their hands" while "unnecessary and potentially toxic" chemicals continued to enter people's homes.

>The Commons Environmental Audit Committee (EAC) raised particular concerns about flame-retardant chemicals used on home furnishings, with UK mothers having some of the world's highest concentrations of the substances in their breast milk.

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91acde No.448494

>>448491

absolutely based

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81bca4 No.448495

>teen girls working out over the road again

*licks lips*

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bf6d35 No.448496

>Lads fighting each other while the spic exists

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e1a731 No.448497

File: b85cf3e4ca7ba71⋯.png (472.64 KB,1559x753,1559:753,ClipboardImage.png)

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e1a731 No.448498

>>448496

>fighting

more like playing with each other tbh

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bf6d35 No.448499

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bf6d35 No.448500

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

spic released its hormones when it realised it was about to get banned and it made you all go wild with lust and fight

BAN HIM

*explains things while shit electric music plays in the back ground*

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81bca4 No.448501

think i should get a gym membership but i want someone to go with smh

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bf6d35 No.448502

>>448501

go with the girls across the road and

BAN THE SPIC

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3aa02f No.448503

>>448497

you are a fat cripple dick virgin retard and you are going to remain one for the rest of your life

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e1a731 No.448504

File: 8ccdcc5b293aab2⋯.png (251.7 KB,720x400,9:5,ClipboardImage.png)

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81bca4 No.448505

>5 months

fucking hell

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e1a731 No.448506

File: b80b837de3f101d⋯.png (416.35 KB,1216x823,1216:823,ClipboardImage.png)

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3aa02f No.448507

>>448504

t.hasn't had a single reply in 3 months

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e1a731 No.448508

File: e69fba79fb2916a⋯.jpg (219.98 KB,1278x1181,1278:1181,1409824976276.jpg)

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81bca4 No.448509

>>448507

serious question here lad, why are you so mad?

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3aa02f No.448510

>>448509

stop changing the subject incel, why don't you stop stalking women

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81bca4 No.448511

>>448510

Why would I stop?

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bf6d35 No.448512

File: acb47d555ab22f3⋯.png (255.57 KB,500x500,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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bf6d35 No.448513

File: bded989d395ae40⋯.png (182.99 KB,500x566,250:283,ClipboardImage.png)

i know the secrets

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81bca4 No.448514

>>448512

>ginger

baste

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bf6d35 No.448515

File: 6aac69b1bef32f5⋯.png (342.42 KB,600x453,200:151,ClipboardImage.png)

ow my bleeding fanny

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bf6d35 No.448516

File: 89198e15c3a6753⋯.png (38.51 KB,420x294,10:7,ClipboardImage.png)

BE VERY CAREFULLY

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bf6d35 No.448517

File: 09acbcd10f1a939⋯.png (194.24 KB,640x492,160:123,ClipboardImage.png)

i remember these memes

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e1a731 No.448518

>>448517

everyone in high school did these

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4ac7f0 No.448519

>>448517

madlad seething in 5.. 4… 3… 2… 1…

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1c3c80 No.448520

Someone release the unabomber already.

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55ee23 No.448521

File: f091701474c2af0⋯.png (287.6 KB,465x448,465:448,f091701474c2af016b1eb1ee3a….png)

>>448470

it was spoilered for a reason tbh

>now i'm traumatised

shouldn't get "traumatised" by pixels on a screen though

wow you actually banned me? because you're a fucking baby that can't handle a webm that was spoilered for courtesy? shouldn't be on imageboards if you're that much of a sensitive little flower

>>448483

love doesn't exist, women only care about getting fucked

>>448497

jej

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bf6d35 No.448522

ban the creature

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38aba8 No.448523

File: aee44e0877cdef4⋯.jpg (113.71 KB,750x1334,375:667,Jewess 485.jpg)

>no coffee

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e1a731 No.448524

>>448521

>women only care about getting fucked

yeah that's why women are more sad than ever.

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bf6d35 No.448525

ban spic

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3aa02f No.448526

File: 77cdb860c545ae1⋯.png (259.75 KB,744x763,744:763,77cdb860c545ae1751ac727705….png)

>she's same height as me now

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1440ab No.448527

>>448517

My dad used to make these.

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55ee23 No.448528

>>448524

>yeah that's why women are more sad than ever.

idk lad, think about it. any 6/10 woman can sift her way through a smorgasbord of cock, swiping left or right based on how their profile pic makes her vag feel, and basically get sex with whoever she wants whenever she wants with no consequences. if the sexes were reversed, men would be in paradise, so why would women be sad? I think:

>top 60% of women and 5-20% of men = sex paradise

>remainder = miserable incels

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bf6d35 No.448529

just permaban him

put out a warrant for his execution

we can't kill him irl but we can at least kill his online activity here

>>448518

>>448527

I wonder if one day we will look upon pepe as we look upon those old memes smh

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3aa02f No.448530

reproduction isn't about making woman happy you fucking brainlet its about continuing on the best genes

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9e08fa No.448531

>>448528

Women need to have children to feel fulfilled, without them and simply sex they end up as a wine aunt. If they don't complete their bioligical purpose they can never be whole, and the longer they don't and remain single and living hedonisticaly the sadder they become.

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1440ab No.448532

File: 07d736d7ef4a7cd⋯.png (29.4 KB,1335x763,1335:763,absolutely brutal.png)

Biology is so gross. Wish I was a brutalist structure.

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e1a731 No.448533

>>448528

Use the evolutionary logic you seem to apply selectively

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e1a731 No.448534

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9e08fa No.448535

>>448529

Doubt, Pepe has already outlasted them and the other caption memes

>ywn be in the age of framed memes again

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55ee23 No.448536

and you can say, oh blahblah "muh human emotional connection/relationship", "muh emcel", but I don't think these sorts of things exist. men and women are too different to relate to eachother on a personal level. a modern couple is just two people that enjoy grinding their genitals together, historically it was the social institution of matrimony designed to bond a pair together to create a stable family structure and connect two families for utilitarian reasons

>>448531

it's comforting to think that. the actual purpose of women IS to reproduce. but you don't see actual real life women wanting to reproduce, they just want to fuck around and party. yeah, when they hit their mid 30's or so, it'll start to hit them, but at that point life is pretty much over anyway, you lose your youth

need a new thread

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bf6d35 No.448537

ban him

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bf6d35 No.448538

>Everything I "know" about women comes from imageboards and incel memes

why is he among us?

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e1a731 No.448539

>>448537

yeah that's enough

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4ac7f0 No.448540

>it was spoilered for a reason

yeah so people won't have to see it if they don't want to, you're meant to put a description for nsfw stuff you disingenuous cunt

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4ac7f0 No.448541

>>448538

you should make the new thread lad, it could be "ban spic" edition

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91acde No.448542

I'm making a new thread

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91acde No.448544

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