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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: b97fba9165c7c5e⋯.jpg (472.98 KB,750x945,50:63,pilgrim.jpg)

b9a407 No.447040 [View All]

Also no links edition

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81d5bb No.447738

File: 23b05463a11a63b⋯.png (196.37 KB,410x503,410:503,ClipboardImage.png)

>illegal spics now invading Norway

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c77496 No.447739

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5e1e42 No.447740

File: 7e493407f2a75c8⋯.png (5.85 KB,418x408,209:204,backpepebighair.png)

>>447737

Why does this stop you from using it and going through the hoops to get what more you can, exactly?

Laziness and complacency smh, basically what I'm seeing is you aren't bothered enough to actually get away from mummy.

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353f82 No.447741

File: 20561fd3f48383e⋯.mp4 (1.78 MB,198x360,11:20,Apex Boomer.mp4)

BOOM

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5e1e42 No.447742

File: 7d7a2e02eb73354⋯.png (829.74 KB,790x961,790:961,ClipboardImage.png)

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c77496 No.447743

>>447740

when i have a job i will be able to have the option to do something smh

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5e1e42 No.447744

File: c5f49214101f8f5⋯.png (537.16 KB,1278x1181,1278:1181,speechless.png)

>>447743

You can do something right now that will help you to get a job and pull you out of complacency but you don't want to…

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c77496 No.447745

File: 748044ce2b14bd4⋯.jpg (6.96 KB,320x180,16:9,the knorr man.jpg)

>>447744

I want to die

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5e1e42 No.447746

File: 9578a42af8cbdab⋯.png (230.38 KB,400x400,1:1,smh3.png)

>>447745

Try living first.

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c77496 No.447747

File: ebd1ff1791db3d0⋯.jpg (79.86 KB,750x492,125:82,petey boi.jpg)

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c77496 No.447748

i shouldnt have wanked yesterday, sorry lads

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81d5bb No.447749

>>447745

if only I had a fresh civic fencer to cheer you up with smh

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c77496 No.447750

g-gingerlass..

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81d5bb No.447751

File: 1f1c6fa1a0285e2⋯.png (314.85 KB,587x457,587:457,ClipboardImage.png)

What a fucking joke.¨

IT DOES NOTHING

>Attacks against hospital staff have increased the latest years in Sweden, often by angry relatives of wounded caretakers. To combat the threats and violence, Södertälje ER has now developed new equipment – a Love Pin on the staff’s uniforms. “Together against threats and violence”, it says.

>Amid Sweden is subjected to increasing gang violence, including shootings, working environment at hospitals, care units and emergency rooms in Sweden is becoming increasingly worse. Death threats and violence against hospital personnel is not uncommon and now Södertälje ER has found a new way to prevent its staff from suffering from violence at work.

>Love pin aims to encourage kindness

>A new pin in shape of a heart with the hospital’s logo, has now been introduced with the aim of encouraging visitors to treat nurses, doctors and administrators with kindness, using the words “Together against threats and violence”.

>“The message is that we want to stop threats and violence, and that we stand united to perform our duties without being attacked”, says head of security Lina Mellin, to Sveriges Radio.

>The pin will be voluntary to wear.

https://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=103&artikel=6995964

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f4ec53 No.447752

File: 2418be11f6c1815⋯.jpg (8.22 KB,255x255,1:1,c58d298dbee9adc2729761f8e6….jpg)

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5e1e42 No.447753

File: 57d2ff5f0417925⋯.png (185.28 KB,1228x1150,614:575,smh2.png)

Actually fairly pissed over this tbh, it's dumb as shit even though I know that sponging with mummy until she finally kicks you out or finds something better is the course of least resistance and moving out means more hardship you almost certainly won't be able to change.

I'm pretty sure you've been "trying hard" for years now with no results because there is no impetus to ACTUALLY change, the same situation I have been in for about the same amount of time.

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f4ec53 No.447754

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f4ec53 No.447755

File: a36dd0b6095ca59⋯.png (13.63 MB,3264x2448,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

Does anyone else think that pigeons are cute?

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5e1e42 No.447756

>>447755

I certainly don't agree with the general citynigger "rats with wings" sentiment.

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f4ec53 No.447757

File: 09618ee085d9a6d⋯.png (52.68 KB,268x188,67:47,ClipboardImage.png)

>>447756

The true sky rats are these nasty fuckers.

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81d5bb No.447758

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81d5bb No.447759

File: 9022c0e9362af8b⋯.png (911.91 KB,850x954,425:477,ClipboardImage.png)

>no skinny floor-dwelling gf

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f4ec53 No.447760

>>447759

What the fuck?

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81d5bb No.447761

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ca9968 No.447762

File: cff4359c71bfaf0⋯.png (515.78 KB,685x385,137:77,ClipboardImage.png)

>Japs bullying fatties with anime

Based

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e66897 No.447763

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f4ec53 No.447764

>>447761

>>447759

That's fucked up.

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81d5bb No.447765

>>447764

How so?

>>447763

>Pembs wants to be my gf

Flattered, lad

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5e1e42 No.447766

File: 6e80cf079368143⋯.png (583.08 KB,580x563,580:563,lickinglips.png)

>>447757

Don't mind seagulls either.

Don't think there are any animals I truly despise except maybe arachnids that violate the territorial NAP, flies and other verminous insects.

>>447762

tfw purposely fail and keep her thicc

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5e1e42 No.447767

File: 6292babbd91e98f⋯.png (17.15 KB,300x250,6:5,gunpepe2guns.png)

>instead of co-renting with dorshit and getting a cool hundred of living expenses each I'm going to have to rent out a single shitty room with a tiny "kitchen" and "bathroom" seperated by plasterboard for £290 a month plus bills and tax and will have to take my budgeting to new heights by literally begging for thrown out food from the town supermarkets at the end of the day

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f4ec53 No.447768

>>447765

You know, how most people don't starve their partner and make them sleep on the floor?

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81d5bb No.447769

>>447768

That doesn't affect my wants and behaviour, lad

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caa7be No.447770

>>447755

They're hilarious when they get really big and fat and fly around owning the place

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81d5bb No.447771

>>447767

Just force yourself on him, lad. You're bigger than him

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caa7be No.447772

>>447713

stylish lad

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f4ec53 No.447773

File: 37cb68fcbed9ebb⋯.png (751.71 KB,650x854,325:427,ClipboardImage.png)

>>447767

Pick up aquaponics tbh.

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81d5bb No.447774

Writing a book about a single male trapped on a planet made up of only women, but they are all trannies and he's not into that

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caa7be No.447775

File: 3b387fda0e13c16⋯.jpg (37.93 KB,640x640,1:1,doomer2.jpg)

>>447774

Sounds like it has a lot to say about society

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5e1e42 No.447776

File: 7daadaf457e1386⋯.png (138.27 KB,300x250,6:5,gunshot.png)

>>447771

yeah thanks lad flippancy really helps with imminent homelessness

>>447773

yeah thanks lad meme tech with huge initial investment costs and negligible return really helps

the place does have a communal back garden at least so I might be able to stay healthy with supplemental vegetables and tomatoes

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81d5bb No.447777

File: 500cb6775acfa3d⋯.png (168.46 KB,500x458,250:229,1553784583583.png)

>>447775

tbh. Make a new thread, goober

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81d5bb No.447778

>>447776

You sometimes(most of the time) annoy me so I simply return the favour.

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5e1e42 No.447779

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh halftism

>borealis getting loads of updates and progress on UE4 engine that I can't run

>project alyph on source engine basically dead apparently

smh

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81d5bb No.447780

>>447779

Alyph?

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e66897 No.447781

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81d5bb No.447782

That's nice. I want to play it. Replayed Half-life 2 so much

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5e1e42 No.447783

File: ebc5de4452e714c⋯.png (1.91 KB,418x408,209:204,backpepefarawayoramidge.png)

*ignores 22st because he is mean and dumb and can't use a search engine nor understand social niceties

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f4ec53 No.447784

>>447776

I mean yeah, the communal farm would be way fucken' cheaper.

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81d5bb No.447785

>>447783

I am probably the nicest person in this thread after Pembs.

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caa7be No.447787

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353f82 No.447791

>>447774

So you're writing about life in Camden as a straight man?

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