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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 0cf4b5592eb4840⋯.png (86.81 KB,630x404,315:202,ClipboardImage.png)

3a0cf2 No.446306 [View All]

UK to send a second warship to the Gulf amid crisis with Iran

MoD says destroyer will be deployed within days to protect British commercial oil tankers

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/12/iran-warns-western-powers-to-leave-region-amid-gulf-crisis

Tourists heading to Birmingham Primark from across UK

Travel companies from across the UK are laying on buses to take shoppers to a Primark store.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-48950868

Huawei 'confident' UK will choose to include it within 5G infrastructure

Despite warnings from the US about the company's trustworthiness, Huawei expects to contribute towards UK 5G infrastructure.

https://news.sky.com/story/huawei-confident-uk-will-choose-to-include-it-within-5g-infrastructure-11761604

Trump 'wishes Sir Kim Darroch well' after suggesting UK ambassador never actually criticised him

President claims outgoing envoy actually said ‘some very good things’ about him

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson Reportedly Transferred to Prison Described as ‘Jihadi Training Camp’

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson has reportedly been transferred to Belmarsh prison, a maximum security facility in south London once described in Britain’s mainstream media as “a jihadi training camp”.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/12/tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-reportedly-transferred-prison-described-jihadi-training-camp/

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-uk-ambassador-kim-darroch-tweet-memos-twitter-a9002646.html

Exclusive: Farage Calls Darroch a ‘Fanatical’ Europhile and ‘Globalist’

Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage has said Sir Kim Darroch is a “fanatical” Europhile and a “globalist” who should have been replaced after the Trump victory.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/12/exclusive-farage-darroch-fanatic-europhile-uk-civil-service-stop-brexit/

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59b7ad No.446990

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Fresh Morgs

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be35c6 No.446991

File: b369ea761106d55⋯.webm (2.07 MB,720x540,4:3,20.webm)

: ) the old folders

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319a81 No.446992

When I figure out how to remove this one indented image from my blog I'll be able to get it going, then you'll all see

>>446987

Keek

>>446986

Tranny shit tbh, they have their cabals for that and they've been scared into them, which is a shame in a way as there are less posters. Thinking about most their content though I'm not too sure about that though, mostly popshit and they seemed unable to not mention tranny shit oh well.

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3781ab No.446993

File: 4729639575dea87⋯.jpg (147.83 KB,1087x800,1087:800,a1b1ebc05ab42d45e634814cb4….jpg)

>>446991

too comfy

>>446992

glad to know there are people here still kicking trannies off the board

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0908c8 No.446994

File: d7e68d1bf406a3f⋯.jpg (57.6 KB,540x405,4:3,marco-pierre-white.jpg)

if i grow my hair out a little bit more and have a tan i can steal marco's look.

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319a81 No.446995

File: 930dde26333a5c5⋯.webm (2.15 MB,854x480,427:240,slightly upset.webm)

>Tfw the box I tried for days to remove doesn't actually appear if you visit the site as a normal user but does appear if you are using the editor, customiser and previewer

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0908c8 No.446996

wish i had the tall and longhaired look, tbh. forever a 177cm manlet

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be35c6 No.446997

File: 99076f9441fecd2⋯.webm (11.34 MB,540x360,3:2,LDCN.webm)

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59b7ad No.446998

>>446997

that's nice, what's the music?

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095be1 No.446999

File: d9b36a12bae79fe⋯.png (143.27 KB,1650x1164,275:194,fuggles2.png)

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be35c6 No.447000

>>446998

ldcn - looking back once more

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88fe82 No.447001

>>446996

tfw used to be tall and longhaired

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3781ab No.447002

File: 3986480c01d690d⋯.jpg (60.75 KB,781x552,781:552,space-pepe.jpg)

>>446996

>172cm

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be35c6 No.447003

File: fd548ed34211f17⋯.jpg (49.34 KB,676x579,676:579,Capture2.JPG)

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7aa11b No.447004

File: 2fbffb9d5423c54⋯.png (324.12 KB,920x654,460:327,frogjak.png)

>centimètre

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0908c8 No.447005

File: 6f9ad2e46028a69⋯.mp4 (12.48 MB,1280x720,16:9,1556361788785-1.mp4)

>>447002

it's alright, lad. that's not too bad.

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be35c6 No.447006

reminder not to use centimeters

centimeters and decimeters are needless, just stick to millimeters, meters and powers of 3

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7aa11b No.447007

>>447005

what is this vid meant to imply, Putin got leg lengthening surgery?

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88fe82 No.447008

File: 84214037291cb77⋯.png (133.07 KB,396x544,99:136,bee0fdccc5e20ae86b3b72d3f1….png)

>185

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bd9bd8 No.447009

File: bf3c066e9028b4a⋯.png (1.55 MB,1600x900,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

File: ec15ecf03b38179⋯.png (1.34 MB,1600x900,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

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File: 95cfe814a93befb⋯.jpg (138.36 KB,1002x496,501:248,1443894670636.jpg)

https://news.sky.com/story/police-accuse-northern-ireland-loyalists-of-using-women-and-children-as-human-shields-11762602

>"The bonfire belonged to the community, largely women and children.

>"The comments of the Chief Constable today insinuates that these persons should not have peacefully stood in defence of their culture, but rather should have went home and instead allowed the bonfire to become a battleground with men guarding it rather than those it actually belonged to, namely the women and children of Avoniel.

>"That is a ludicrous position to take and if you pause to think about it, it is almost saying that the PSNI would have preferred men with bottles and bricks because kids with bouncy castles impeded them and ultimately prevented them implementing the aggressive wishes of a nationalist dominated council."

absolutely based tbh

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0908c8 No.447010

File: 22416adc31600a9⋯.jpg (42.24 KB,959x539,137:77,Jewess 564.jpg)

>>447006

>i'm 0.00177km tall

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bd9bd8 No.447011

>>447006

>metric

nigger

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0908c8 No.447012

>>447011

it's easier to convert back and forth

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be35c6 No.447013

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0908c8 No.447014

File: 85b58c1e6a743e6⋯.jpg (56.64 KB,474x746,237:373,th.jpg)

File: 191ccbf0a427473⋯.jpg (28.5 KB,580x326,290:163,3193697d80367a9e4faee5484b….jpg)

>i can't get my hair to take this style without having not showered in a day or two or without working

my hair only really gets frizzled like this naturally, i can't force it. feels bad.

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3781ab No.447015

>>447003

never leave home without em lad

>>447005

never would have noticed tbf

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59b7ad No.447016

>>447005

evidence seemed pretty thin there tbh

>>447007

i think they were trying to imply putin wears platform heels to make himself look taller, kind of like stilts, but i'm not sure tbh

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0908c8 No.447017

File: 71c7ecb16e02e6f⋯.webm (1.82 MB,992x720,62:45,pootin.webm)

>>447016

>evidence seemed pretty thin there tbh

maybe, but he's still short.

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e168da No.447018

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Made friends with 2 Bulgarian gals on omegle, they sang folk songs to me and didn't skip, was really nice

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5de332 No.447019

File: b67a761539cca26⋯.png (9.17 KB,410x392,205:196,b67a761539cca26f15ddc8dfbc….png)

>>447017

welp, that's me proved wrong!

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5de332 No.447020

>>447018

did you flash them your dick?

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e168da No.447021

>>447020

Nah m8, it was a wholesome conversation and I Sang Blondie's heart of glass to them

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5de332 No.447022

>>447021

they were on there to look at dicks smh

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5de332 No.447023

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Ross Kemp talking to Danny Tommo at the Tommy Robínson demo outside prison

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0908c8 No.447024

File: 40aee163b8b769b⋯.png (1.13 MB,817x764,817:764,Jewess 885.PNG)

i'll be having rice with kimchi in a little while

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0908c8 No.447025

update: the rice cooked alot faster than i anticipated, and it's done by the time i went to go check on it. it should've been halfway there but it's finished now. i think i managed to save it, but i've been had by rice merchants.

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0908c8 No.447026

File: a6fefc4593ec874⋯.jpg (51.33 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault.jpg)

why'd i bother

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7aa11b No.447027

>>447024

>kimchi

what does that stuff taste like, isn't it basically gook sauerkraut?

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0908c8 No.447028

it's a spicy fermented cabbage

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7aa11b No.447030

remember some years back I had this mutt (italian/taig/ecuadorian classic muh oirish heritage LARPer) friend and I was over his house in nice rural New Hampshire, he had this little sister with autism that was an obsessive koreaboo and she was eating kimchi at the dinner table and talking about it

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7aa11b No.447031

he was an alright bloke- imageboard incel type, hated niggers. doesn't belong in New Hampshire with that injun ancestry though

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0908c8 No.447032

>>447030

>>447031

i didn't know el atrocidad was superior to the goblino, thought all of you were allies.

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7aa11b No.447033

july 13th and I can still hear fireworks

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7aa11b No.447034

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7aa11b No.447035

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h

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7aa11b No.447036

File: 4d4f7f890fef443⋯.png (7.25 KB,270x187,270:187,hammer.png)

I despise when an anime changes animation studio

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7aa11b No.447037

ugh fuck's sake and I'm sick of my nose getting stuffed up and sneezing

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ae8b71 No.447038

>>447037

Flush your sinuses with semen

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eec2bf No.447039

File: 9c378693aadb8a8⋯.png (115.73 KB,680x817,680:817,9c378693aadb8a85e73e286eba….png)

>can now listen to the aot soundtrack again because its a year until the new season

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d03b46 No.447041

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