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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: f676cbe21444ba9⋯.png (443.73 KB,540x668,135:167,ClipboardImage.png)

6edd6a No.444057 [View All]

On this day in history: July 8th

1099 First Crusade: 15,000 starving Christian soldiers march in religious procession around Jerusalem as its Muslim defenders look on

Judges Use EU Law to Block Deportation of Criminal Migrant

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/07/judges-use-eu-law-to-block-deportation-of-criminal-migrant/

Judges have blocked the deportation of a Romanian criminal convicted of a string of offences including burglary, robbery, and possession of a knife, citing European Union law.

>20-year-old Denis Viscu has racked up 14 convictions for 20 offences since his arrival in the United Kingdom in 2007, perpetrated between July 2014 and March 2017.

>EU supporters often claim that the bloc’s Free Movement migration regime only applies to people travelling for labour, and that Britain and other member-states can deport EU migrants who commit crimes and avoid work — but in reality migration rights are much more general and deportation powers much more limited, as the Home Office found when it attempted to deport Viscu as a “persistent offender”.

>Citing Chapter IV of the EU’s Citizens’ Directive, which states that “[European] Union citizens who have resided legally for a continuous period of five years in the host Member State shall have the right of permanent residence there”, judges at the Court of Appeal ordered the migrant’s case must be reheard, the Telegraph reports.

Church of England Will Not Challenge ‘Same-Sex’ Marriage if Spouse Becomes Trans

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/07/church-england-will-not-challenge-same-sex-marriage-spouse-changes-gender/

The Church of England has confirmed that it will not challenge the “same-sex” marriages of its parishioners if a spouse changes gender after marrying.

>Currently, the church’s teaching is that marriage is between a man and a woman, however the Bishop of Newcastle the Right Reverend Christine Hardman confirmed on Thursday that it would not challenge a marriage between a couple if one of them became transgender after the marriage had been performed, reports The Times.

>“If a couple wish to remain married after one partner has transitioned, who are we to put them asunder?” Hardman said, adding: “When a couple marry in church they promise before God to be faithful to each other for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, come what may, although we preach compassion if they find this too much to bear.”

>The comments came before bishops travel to York on Friday for the General Synod, the national assembly of the Church of England which meets to agree matters such as doctrine, writing new forms of worship, and express the Church’s opinion on religious matters.

Migration Watch Slams Boris Plan to Give Amnesty to Illegal Aliens: ‘Manna for Traffickers’

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/06/migration-watch-slams-boris-plan-to-give-amnesty-to-illegal-aliens-manna-for-traffickers/

The Migration Watch UK think tank has slammed Boris Johnson’s latest proposal to give amnesty to illegal migrants who have been in Britain for 15 years, saying it would be “manna for traffickers”.

>Migration Watch issues a press release seen by Breitbart London after the proposed illegal migrant amnesty — a policy Johnson has pushed for years as both Mayor of London and Foreign and Commonwealth Secretary, in spite of his arguably unjustified reputation as a right-wing populist — cropped up among a raft of other policy proposals, including replacing the 20,000 fall in police numbers during Theresa May’s time as Home Secretary and Prime Minister, and lengthening time in custody for convicted sex offenders.

>“It seems Mr Johnson is considering an amnesty for illegal immigrants in order to avoid another Windrush,” commented Migration Watch vice chairman Alp Mehmet, in reference to the so-called Windrush scandal in which a relatively small number of legal migrants, including convicted criminals, were wrongfully deported.

>“This makes no sense,” Mehmet insisted.

>“Those wrongly caught up in Windrush had every right to be here and bear no comparison to people who have either entered illegally or stayed on illegally and know full well that they have no right to be here.”

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01ad8f No.444775

File: 41eba5cf9b2b5ee⋯.png (1.06 MB,960x1280,3:4,ClipboardImage.png)

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e477ac No.444776

File: 22cdcb0bb5fd0cd⋯.jpg (60.97 KB,500x650,10:13,x725mDn.jpg)

>>444775

Now show us your glutes

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01ad8f No.444777

File: 76bca58041013da⋯.png (491.86 KB,800x480,5:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>444776

FOUND THE GAI ATTAK HIM LADS

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e477ac No.444778

>>444777

>>444777

Ahhh i am only gay-presenting i love pussy

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e477ac No.444779

File: 262c365991049cd⋯.jpg (101.32 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault (6).jpg)

Tbbk on the right he's gym gay, like prison gay

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5ee601 No.444780

File: 2b9fefa786a2a2a⋯.png (267 KB,637x360,637:360,1492863245691.png)

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e477ac No.444781

File: 2552e49e2c757b9⋯.jpg (106.25 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault (7).jpg)

>>444780

Morning lad you alright?

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5ee601 No.444782

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING KEEP CHANGING AND GOING TO SHIT YOUTUBE DOWNLOADS DON'T EVEN FUCKING WORK ANYMORE WHY THE FUCK

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e477ac No.444783

>>444782

Really? But i need that to listen to e-celebs when i drive

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40296f No.444784

>>444783

the e-celebs are all getting banned, they're making jewtube a sterile space. definitely the worst thing that's happened this year, they're ruining the video-sharing monopoly of the internet

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40296f No.444785

it wouldn't matter if people would actually move to bitchute, but nobody will, that's the tragedy

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9b91fa No.444786

File: 46fc31126a0f030⋯.png (146.97 KB,244x300,61:75,ClipboardImage.png)

Morning lads

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e477ac No.444787

Keeek this autist at work is so happy to talk to me. Little does he know i am a twisted fucking psychopath who hates him

>inb4 he is too

Social retards rise up

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e477ac No.444788

>>444786

Morning chief

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5ee601 No.444789

File: bb5839be55da96e⋯.jpg (48.14 KB,683x475,683:475,3096f5c259957e5117fbc03471….jpg)

>>444787

> i am a twisted fucking psychopath

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e477ac No.444790

>car staking

Ah can't wait for bossman to waste my whole day at the workshop again without paying me

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40296f No.444791

File: 5cc86fb33cfd1db⋯.webm (1.44 MB,400x224,25:14,tentacle.webm)

need a new thread

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5ee601 No.444792

Can others confirm that youtube downloader sites are no longer working fuck sake

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e477ac No.444793

File: 8c386cef75b8162⋯.jpg (34.43 KB,500x375,4:3,5fc57883df129fbb36b9c9fc55….jpg)

>those times you are sarcastic but actually mean what you say and normies realise

Ahhhh

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40296f No.444794

File: 08c9a849eabbc57⋯.mp4 (5.42 MB,1280x720,16:9,videoplayback.mp4)

>>444792

works for me

https://savemedia.website/

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e477ac No.444795

>>444789

I am cool lad

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5ee601 No.444796

File: c578a159fb3f4cb⋯.jpg (203.64 KB,900x973,900:973,1479101021013.jpg)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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01ad8f No.444797

>Most of the population want foreigner who wants to kill them and despises them and their culture gone

Reasonable

>Government soft shites won't allow it

>Most of them are too FEEBLE to take strong actions and others think ou should have a right to do what you want damn the consequences

Oh wait, that's /newbrit/!

GET SPIC OUT FOR GOOD

If any cunt can become a /newbrit/on then what exactly is a /newbrit/on?

HANG SPIC AND KICK HIM OUT

DE-MOD XENOPHILES WHO BETRAY THE SOUL-NEETS

THIS IS A BRITISH BOARD

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01ad8f No.444798

Off to work lads, see you l83r

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e477ac No.444799

>tfw no ban stance and no Bullying stance but the spig bullying makes me keeeeeeeeeeeeek

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40296f No.444800

File: bb4c6c117a31423⋯.png (103.33 KB,255x252,85:84,bb4c6c117a314239fa0541f201….png)

>>444799

I find it entertaining too tbh

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e477ac No.444801

>>444800

Luckily board protector nose is a defender of the weak and innocent

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5ee601 No.444802

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

E CELEBERY

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e477ac No.444803

>got an image in my head of nose vore, me and spig snug in each of lew's nostrils

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e477ac No.444804

>>444802

What will the based Amerindian living in japan say against white nationalism this time?

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5ee601 No.444805

>>444804

he seems more redpilled now but he is really low IQ and makes dumb comments on this and he also has hapa children now

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e477ac No.444806

>>444805

Only ever heard him based on israeli shit tbh

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5ee601 No.444807

>>444806

he's one of those cunts that I just don't understand how they are e celebs, I would be a much better e celebs than these cunts

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e477ac No.444808

File: cf36e53711d3012⋯.jpg (28.5 KB,960x530,96:53,1468585744350.jpg)

>>444807

Your host madlad from seething radio

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5ee601 No.444809

File: 4c049c6a1e54f62⋯.jpg (74.47 KB,807x802,807:802,1499802807568.jpg)

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5ee601 No.444810

File: 0a0ae97547f41cd⋯.png (13.38 KB,650x650,1:1,1511725493376.png)

File: 3a3d7036376883a⋯.jpg (49.05 KB,583x438,583:438,1511830466209.jpg)

>Your host madlad from seething radio

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e477ac No.444811

File: f1b8fe291c075a7⋯.jpg (29.58 KB,427x225,427:225,1561964410823.jpg)

*tickles madlad's funny bone*

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5ee601 No.444812

File: a3b4930c8c3a370⋯.png (29.2 KB,688x986,344:493,1502129269596.png)

SOSIG N BEANS WID TOAST

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e477ac No.444813

>>444812

Why do angloids put beans on everything?

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e477ac No.444814

9 more posts…..

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5ee601 No.444815

fuck sake, she didn't butter the middle but is refusing to accept this fact

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5ee601 No.444816

File: 2baa23033e0f8b8⋯.jpg (271.83 KB,1088x855,1088:855,2baa23033e0f8b8eba3b80b652….jpg)

>didn't even cut the toast in half

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e477ac No.444817

Hunger strike until she gets it right tbh

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5ee601 No.444818

File: e5f1f0da5e04916⋯.jpg (59.8 KB,944x939,944:939,8ZamVRx.jpg)

jesus fuck ryan dawson is such a fucking retard how the fuck is he popular, and why does he sound like he is high on weed

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d10a98 No.444819

>madlad complaining about aunty making brekkers for him

maybe you should give her more than £10 a decade for groceries and she'd be able to make something nicer

>>444813

for the braps

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e477ac No.444820

Make a new thread ahhhh

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e477ac No.444821

>>444819

>for the braps

>>444819

>for the braps

Goodlad neo loves beans

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5ee601 No.444822

>>444819

fuck off you lying lout, fucking crab waster

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d10a98 No.444823

File: e253d5e67b82619⋯.png (1.39 MB,1525x769,1525:769,judgement.png)

>>444822

>fuck sake, she didn't butter the middle but is refusing to accept this fact

>didn't even cut the toast in half

Imagine being so ungrateful and entitled that you complain about someone making breakfast for you

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be49af No.444826

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