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6a6da6 No.443343

>madlad is in midge denial

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6a6da6 No.443344

>>443341

I hope this challenge spreads to Africa

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52d2fa No.443345

>>443341

>>443343

Reminder it's the female midges who go after blood, male midges sustain themselves off of nectar instead.

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cb0875 No.443346

Wached dancer in the dark because someone posted bjork it was boring and gay, now I'm about to watch Tim Roth's directorial debut "the war zone" its about brother sister incest I think

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e1be42 No.443347

File: 6f45a3203dad4ec⋯.png (182.9 KB,317x432,317:432,smoking6.png)

the harem landlord replied and said to come over at 6:30pm on a Monday despite my saying I use public transport and can only visit during the afternoon. Why are so many people incapable of basic reading comprehension AAAGH

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758e46 No.443348

>>443344

Mosquitoes use numbing agent, so that removes the whole pain factor.

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c5e065 No.443349

>>443347

he wants you to stay the night..

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52d2fa No.443350

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh-ish

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55679d No.443351

>>442900

>/newbrit/ catalog is ruined for years

cry more faggot, you don't make the rules

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52d2fa No.443352

>>443348

Most parasites do, they don't want to be noticed, they don't care if their bites are afterwards though.

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e1be42 No.443353

staying up waiting around for a fuckn yank to talk about DnD in time for a sesh tomorrow

it better be good

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f3e351 No.443354

it's already so fucking alate

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55679d No.443355

>>442917

>if one new thread is posted 5 seconds after another one and there are 25 posts in it while the other thread is empty, the one with 25 posts is going to be the thread

that is quite almost exactly what happened retard, this thread had me oak The Poster Formerly Known As Bins a noflag and both you and madlad and madlad's gay catboy thread had only him and you and was at like 4 posts when I went to bed and this thread had about 30

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4bb4a9 No.443356

>>443318

The alternative is building real castles that will inevitably crumble to dust, along with anyone who might have remembered your name. Don't worry about it.

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730112 No.443357

>>443351

>>443355

dude that discussion ended like 6 hours ago lmao, find something else to shitpost about

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55679d No.443358

File: b9d6473c36fc4c5⋯.png (293.82 KB,1024x1024,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

anyway back to the filter, spic

>>442934

>tfw got a copy of Lionheart on 12" vinyl the other day for a fiver

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55679d No.443359

>replying before I could filter you

thanks for the (You)s I guess

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f3e351 No.443360

File: 86716292da21e8f⋯.png (92.78 KB,689x959,689:959,1534353941932.png)

>no neo-america to neo-emmigrate to

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55679d No.443361

>>443360

you really taken to the whole Puritanism thing since that movie haven't you lad

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c5e065 No.443362

>>443361

what movie?

>>443360

pathetic

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55679d No.443363

>>443362

we watched Cromwell (1970) last night

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f3e351 No.443364

File: d3126f96c344e9b⋯.png (752.34 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>443361

He's literally me. I just wish there was a puritan or similar church in Norway. I am not really Puritan though as they seem to have believed in predestination which I don't, not in the way that god has already chosen who to save and who not to save regardless of whether they sin or not.

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52d2fa No.443365

>>443360

Why not band together with some like minded fellows and stake a claim in some uninhabited part of Norway?

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6a6da6 No.443366

>>443348

It's not the pain that matters

it's the AIDSebola

>>443356

>real castles that will inevitably crumble to dust

real castles are some of the longest lasting structures though, as is anything made of stone

I ought to focus on writing/art/music but don't know how

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6a6da6 No.443367

File: 06360761c6f0db1⋯.png (126.82 KB,444x444,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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f3e351 No.443368

>>443365

That'd be heaven, if we could support ourselves. dno how we'd do that. I'm also not a likable fellow so I'd probably ruin the community

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55679d No.443369

File: 3fd1eac8b807374⋯.png (147.51 KB,820x500,41:25,ClipboardImage.png)

>>443368

>I'm also not a likable fellow

yes you are lad

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758e46 No.443370

>>443368

Legit gonna check maps.

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f3e351 No.443371

>>443370

Hm?

>>443369

I am different in real life. Thanks though.

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f3e351 No.443372

File: a34196b62d9142f⋯.png (1019.3 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

oh man he's just like me

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730112 No.443373

File: 7461d7cb542bbf4⋯.jpg (220.07 KB,1024x724,256:181,serveimage.jpg)

why don't we start a /newbrit/ colony in Somaliland? it's basically anarchy

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f3e351 No.443374

>>443373

I don't know when you are joking and not

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6a6da6 No.443375

>>443373

>arid desert

no

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758e46 No.443376

File: a45d04c05ee0ea4⋯.png (625.37 KB,1030x542,515:271,fucking paradise.png)

>>443373

I would never go to niggerland, especially not after checking out Norway.

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730112 No.443377

File: 603f852ada45156⋯.jpg (257.51 KB,1300x955,260:191,1.jpg)

File: 41e2f53869f9b01⋯.jpg (141.18 KB,1024x578,512:289,2.jpg)

File: 3057e4fd7897181⋯.jpg (106.62 KB,960x720,4:3,3.jpg)

we can build a small village here, internet connection would be the hardest part

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4bb4a9 No.443378

>>443373

British summertime is more than enough for me.

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e1be42 No.443379

it all makes sense now… larping yanks ruin literally everything for real people.

remember /namibia/?

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5b5d9a No.443380

>>443291

Me on the right

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6a6da6 No.443381

maybe spic just wants a nigger gf

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e1be42 No.443382

cba to stay up for this yank

night lads

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730112 No.443383

>>443381

no way, they're too beastly

maybe we could move to one of those obscure NatSoc villages in South America

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6a6da6 No.443384

>>443383

wouldn't mind at least visiting Chile I guess, it seems like an interesting place

and they hate the argies which is a bonus

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6a6da6 No.443385

>dog barking at regular intervals outside

dont know why but it sounds really spooky tbh

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52d2fa No.443386

File: 9fb1289d655ba3b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,126.12 KB,300x451,300:451,Bins on Fire.jpg)

Oh no, 22 don't look

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f3e351 No.443387

>>443386

>fire

>erif

god that's dumb

and don't worry I know The Poster Formerly Known As Bins is safe in my bed

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6a6da6 No.443388

>>443387

>fire

>erif

>god that's dumb

what? maybe you are dumb

what is the problem

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730112 No.443389

>>443387

>god that's dumb

I guess it's so it reads as "ERIF FIRE" in a rear view mirror

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52d2fa No.443391

>>443387

One is for the opposite side of the road, the other is meant to be read by vehicles in front on the same side of the road. Apparently people can't recognise the emergency vehicles so they require labels on them to identify them

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f3e351 No.443392

>>443388

words are read from right to left and they aren't mirrored smh

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55679d No.443398

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