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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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b1bd7f No.439673 [View All]

Boris: UK Must Leave EU on Oct 31st to ‘Prove Putin Wrong’ About Liberalism

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/01/boris-uk-must-leave-eu-oct-31st-prove-putin-wrong-about-liberalism/

Tory leadership favourite Boris Johnson has said Britain must leave the European Union on the new October 31st Brexit deadline to prove Russia’s Vladimir Putin wrong about liberalism.

>Speaking at the G20 summit in Osaka, Japan, the Russian leader had told the press that “The liberal idea has started eating itself,” and that the “those who propagate those ideas are separate from [the people]” who live under them.

>He argued that the recent migrant influx encouraged by Germany’s Angela Merkel and other European liberals, in particular, amounted to an infringement of their citizens’ rights, saying: “People [want to] live in their own country, according to their own traditions, why should [this] happen to them?”

>He also took potshots at the British government over the way it is replacing Theresa May as prime minister, sniping that the Russian system “is different from what you have in Great Britain. We are a democratic country.”

UK weather: Heatwave shock end as icy Greenland winds send temperatures plummeting

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/1147668/uk-weather-forecast-latest-heatwave-end-temperature-met-office-forecast-this-week

BRITAIN’S heatwave will come to a shocking end as temperatures as low as 13C in many parts of the UK this week following a short-lived burst of scorching weather.

>Britain’s summer burst of heat appears to have been short-lived following a sweltering 34C in London on Saturday. The Met Office has predicted cloud and outbreaks of rain currently in the northwest will work its way southeast as the week progresses. Cool Greenland air is said to be sweeping in as the Met Office has forecast highs in Scotland being just 17C from Monday onwards.

>Met Office forecaster Simon Partridge said: “It’s all change after the heat as north-westerly winds from the Greenland area see temperatures drop to the teens from Monday.

>“The North of the UK will be cool with showers or longer spells of rain at times until midweek.

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0e939c No.440315

>has sex

>doesnt reproduce

kinda missing the point, no? bit cuckolded tbh

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0e939c No.440316

>>440314

night sweetums

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ba3b6c No.440317

>>440315

retard

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27598b No.440318

>>440314

night lad, don't let 'em get to ya

>>440315

having sex and not reproducing is infinitely better than not having sex at all, are you stupid?

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0e939c No.440319

>>440317

seems like you are tbh

you had the chance to reproduce and you blew it

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0e939c No.440320

File: 76b821c4efc23db⋯.jpg (49.41 KB,500x683,500:683,merry.jpg)

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95adad No.440321

File: e4929d8a1ef270a⋯.png (697.34 KB,692x518,346:259,ClipboardImage.png)

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0e939c No.440322

>>440321

nice idea

but i bet anti-social normies will sit on it and just use it as another normal bench

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ba3b6c No.440323

>impregnate some random slag

never gonna make it

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0e939c No.440324

File: a8afbaa5d221002⋯.jpg (9.09 KB,220x261,220:261,AMEN.jpg)

>fucking some random slag

never gonna make it

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6bbeb8 No.440325

>>440306

Keeeeeek

No you're not

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ba3b6c No.440326

File: 3358d79d3f58d03⋯.png (17.04 KB,900x900,1:1,516347586954.png)

>being a manlet virgin

never gonna make it

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0e939c No.440327

File: 5167633f91cb3fd⋯.png (1.14 MB,619x743,619:743,baste.png)

>being scottish

never gonna make it

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0e939c No.440328

>>440325

hey chief

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6bbeb8 No.440329

>>440328

Hey pal

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0e939c No.440330

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95adad No.440331

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>This bloke said to me; You haven't got a clue,

>About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you,

>I tried to see things from his point of view,

>But I couldn't fit my head up his asshole too,

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27598b No.440332

>>440324

there is literally nothing wrong with casual sex from the man's perspective

christ is a lie

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0e939c No.440333

t. pisses his pants

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ba3b6c No.440334

>>440325

you callin me a liar

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d9c80d No.440336

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It's out.

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95adad No.440337

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>Now Timeship - Atom centuries

>Alpha waves compute before eternity began

>Lone protons, probing vast galaxies

>We seek the void where creation once cried "Om!"

>Time Captains

>We synthesize the rays power in your brain

>We are Time Capitains

>We synthesize the rays power in your brain

>We are Time Capitains, We are Time Capitains

>Network cosmic might learn your destiny

>We are Time Capitains, We are Time Capitains

>We write the Astral Records of history

>Oceans free-fall

>Waves interweave patterns, dizzyspace

>Sound ball soft birth

>Colours congeal electricity

>Cosmoscope sparks

>Night laughs cool flare; heartbeat

>Serene sun

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246f02 No.440338

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27598b No.440339

eating bacon cheeseburgers and caesar salad

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27598b No.440340

nvm it's actually just regular salad with caesar dressing

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c39b20 No.440341

File: 3d78c192736c03a⋯.jpg (23.83 KB,564x402,94:67,Jewess 763.jpg)

>waking up at 5pm

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31477b No.440342

>>440341

Your sleep schedule seems a little hectic, that said I seem to be going to bed later and later which isn't good.

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95adad No.440343

night lads

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c39b20 No.440344

File: c286c97ce8aa334⋯.webm (1.65 MB,592x942,296:471,Jewess 849.webm)

>>440342

I love night time

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c39b20 No.440345

>>440343

good night lad

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27598b No.440346

>>440344

same- it's dark, quiet, and nobody bothers you

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ba3b6c No.440347

>>440338

>russian cover

never would have thought to do that if I made it smh

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c39b20 No.440348

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what is up toobz its your sexy goth badboy kingcobrajfs back atcha with another cookin vid

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c39b20 No.440349

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i imagine this as spic

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de4c00 No.440350

>>440332

Yes, there is. Casual sex creates more slags. More slags creates less mothers and creates broken families. We are where we are today in terms of male/female relationships because of "free love". You are a degenerate who wants to be degenerate yet have everyone else act morally. You are the antithesis of European civilisation.

God will judge your soul and you will be found unworthy of heaven.

We need to make this fucking board English only

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ba3b6c No.440351

>>440350

>English only

you'd lose about 4 british posters you retard, fucking seething anglos this is why nobody likes you

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27598b No.440352

>>440350

<from the man's perspective

women are the ones that are harmed by sex- they lose a tremendous amount of value every time they are penetrated, exponentially more for a unique partner. men, on the contrary, benefit from sex; not only is sex healthy- lowering stress, providing exercise, and increasing testosterone- but women find men more attractive the more sex they've had and the more women they've had sex with

men physically, mentally, emotionally, and socially benefit from having sex, especially with unique partners. women physically, mentally, emotionally, and socially are harmed by (extramarital) sex, especially with unique partners

lastly, it is women that determine if and when sex takes place, nowadays; the only exception being rape. therefore, women are to blame for casual sex, as they are the ones that caused it to happen in the first place. if one man refuses to have sex with a woman for whatever reason, the woman can just find another man. there is no merit to having sex as a woman, it does not need to be earned, sex is freely available to them simply for being women that aren't horrendously fat and disgusting. men, on the other and, need to earn it- in other words, convince a woman to allow sex to take place. you understand? it's very simple- women are the ones that cause casual sex. men can only cause rape

I am 3/8ths English

>advocating for exclusionism

>is a nigger-foot-kissing cucktholic

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0859e2 No.440353

>>440338

That's great

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de4c00 No.440354

>>440352

You're a fucking retard. The more different women you have sex with, the more you spread degeneracy. You are part of the fucking problem.

Get off our fucking board. It's a wonder why you are allowed to post here. You are not English in any portion. You never will be one of us and you never will be welcome.

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6bcafa No.440355

File: ee7fdb9bf6ec1d7⋯.png (63.64 KB,112x255,112:255,megakeek6.png)

>I am 3/8ths English

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6bcafa No.440356

File: e52372597fac293⋯.png (173.49 KB,1615x787,1615:787,murrca106.png)

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de4c00 No.440357

Off out to normal work lads, bomb the niggers in a hypothetical self-defense situation in my absence.

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6bcafa No.440358

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>>440357

goodlad, have a decent day and don't forget to set the charges in the channel tunnel to go off at 7pm tomorrow afternoon.

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27598b No.440359

>>440354

>missing the entire point

Women are the ones that decide if and when sex will lawfully take place; men can only choose whether to rape or abstain from rape. If a woman wants to have sex, she will, and if the man she wants to have sex with refuses, she will find another. You can only solve the slag problem by imposing institutional control over women, so that they are no longer the ones that determine if and when sex will take place. Virtue signalling by cock-blocking yourself does not do anything, nor is a man having casual sex "spreading degeneracy"- he's merely taking his slice of the degenerate pie that was created on an institutional level.

>You never will be one of us and you never will be welcome.

t. literally who that popped in out of nowhere to start shit

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6bcafa No.440360

File: e097f72b6a34df5⋯.png (673.05 KB,673x789,673:789,murrca74.png)

Fucking hell you retarded spic, TBBK has been around since /politics/ four years before you even showed up out of nowhere to post shitty awful discussions. You aren't the arbiter of anything, just a pathetic mentally ill yank degenerate desperately trying to convince himself he's a chad.

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8f107a No.440361

File: cf9677f244e75bc⋯.png (112.49 KB,857x632,857:632,6248.png)

Have a nice Wednesday frens

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8f107a No.440362

>>440361

it didnt work

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c39b20 No.440363

>>440360

this is exactly spot on

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38fa54 No.440365

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c39b20 No.440367

File: 2fbf39c30f4030f⋯.jpg (94.62 KB,638x877,638:877,Jewess 619.jpg)

INDEX

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