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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: f0049ee09c4d989⋯.mp4 (3 MB,346x432,173:216,stathamposter.mp4)

3c2233 No.439672 [View All]

Tory leadership: Boris Johnson promises review on 'sin taxes'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48847952

Boris Johnson has promised to review so-called "sin taxes" to see if they unfairly target those on lower incomes.

>The Tory leadership contender wants to examine whether levies on foods high in salt, fat and sugar are effective, and has vowed not to introduce any new ones until the review is complete.

>Both leadership candidates were asked at a hustings about a proposed new tax on milkshakes.

>It comes as a charity says millions are at risk of cancer due to their weight.

World’s most powerful passports are revealed – with the UK slipping to joint SIXTH with the US

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9424577/most-powerful-passports-japan-singapore-uk-us/

THE most powerful passports in the world have been revealed – with tiny Singapore and Japan topping the list.

>But the UK has slid down the rankings amid uncertainty over Brexit and is now in joint sixth place with the US.

>The list was compiled by the Henley Passport Index, which analyses how many countries a passport holder can enter visa-free or on a visa-on-arrival basis.

>Japan and Singapore have held onto their joint top spot, with each country offering visa-free access to 189 destinations.

Obesity rivals smoking as cause of cancer, UK charity warns

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jul/03/obesity-rivals-smoking-as-cause-of-cancer-uk-charity-warns

Cancer Research UK calls for government intervention ‘to end the epidemic’

>Obesity is rivalling smoking as a cause of cancer, responsible for more cases of bowel, kidney, ovarian and liver cancer than cigarettes, according to the UK’s leading cancer charity.

>Smoking is still the biggest cause of cancer, but Cancer Research UK (CRUK) has warned that government action to tackle obesity is vital, because it is a significant factor in 13 different types of cancer. Obese people now outnumber smokers by two to one.

>Michelle Mitchell, the charity’s chief executive, said: “As smoking rates fall and obesity rates rise, we can clearly see the impact on a national health crisis when the government puts policies in place – and when it puts its head in the sand.

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d62696 No.441067

File: 3b11f2e0bb3ac2f⋯.jpg (40.93 KB,1918x782,959:391,i0gKQwk.jpg)

>>441066

JUST

how are you lass?

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d62696 No.441068

need to shave my head again smh hate it being longer than 1 day shaved

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9e7cae No.441069

>>441068

thougt you were meming when you said you were bald, aren't you only 21 or something

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7311f8 No.441070

>>441067

good but i fell back into sin lel

whats up why are you sad

>>441068

nooooo don't shave your hair it's so pretty haha

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7311f8 No.441071

also dont you have a woman now

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9e7cae No.441072

File: 82131467d2fd5af⋯.jpg (43.09 KB,600x400,3:2,751341fb0a07b057863b289b84….jpg)

>dont you have a woman now

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d62696 No.441073

>>441069

yeah? im not bald lad I just have a shit hairline but I prefer my head shaved long before it got shit smh its not coping cola

>>441070

>sin

like pegging lads?

>why are you sad

just typical hopelessness but its getting better, my priest is very helpful and i hope to visit a monastery soon after i'm baptised, just need direction and gingerlass

>it's so pretty

gross

i've embraced the bald bearded thug psycho look

>>441071

i wish

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d62696 No.441074

>>441072

crab in a bucket

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1006b2 No.441075

>>441071

they're all incels smh

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7311f8 No.441076

>>441073

nah bro like eating the caloric intake of an infant and throwing up food but i'm working on it

i agree i might get baptised soon myself, will have that talk soon anyway.

>i've embraced the bald bearded thug psycho look

that's good, very based

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3c2233 No.441077

this is shit tbh don't know if I can even finish episode 1

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7311f8 No.441078

>>441075

you're one to talk

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a0e6da No.441079

File: 29cbdc15a8d5f53⋯.jpg (58.04 KB,390x627,130:209,closeup.jpg)

>>441073

>>441076

>letting a (((priest))) defile your body with the accursed jew juice

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3c2233 No.441080

File: 159904db7247996⋯.png (215.89 KB,640x628,160:157,ClipboardImage.png)

BOOM

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7311f8 No.441081

>>441079

thats kinda hot

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1006b2 No.441082

File: d1c639d03a606c6⋯.png (463.39 KB,1200x911,1200:911,1560702344687.png)

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1006b2 No.441083

>>441076

maybe you wouldn't throw up if you didn't eat baby food lass

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7311f8 No.441084

>>441082

npc cuck soyboy boomer incel manlet cringe yikes have sex post body

>>441083

maybe i should try eating baby food and i wont throw up tbh

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1006b2 No.441085

>>441080

keeeek

>>441084

maybe you should try having sex

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d62696 No.441086

File: 59af6ccc9d216ad⋯.jpg (67.77 KB,650x650,1:1,incels.jpg)

>>441076

shit that sucks lass, wish i could help you somehow :(, dont want you to get like what you used to be ahhhh

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1006b2 No.441087

>>441086

maybe you can donate to her patreon

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7311f8 No.441088

File: ad79dc143733f56⋯.png (189.01 KB,775x653,775:653,1555841249161.png)

>>441085

no i'm waiting for marriage

>>441086

thats the sweetest thing anyone ever said no joke, thank you. i'll get better i promise.

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d62696 No.441089

>tfw no comfy home gym garage like I used to have

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9e7cae No.441090

>>441075

not funny tbh you thick autistic Norwegian virgin

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9e7cae No.441091

>>441089

>implying you ever used it

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05b276 No.441092

>all the Incels are fighting again

smh… When will you learn the ways of based volcel gang?

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d62696 No.441093

>>441087

shut up incel freak

>>441088

:]

its nice to know you are alive

>>441091

i did.. many years ago

i had a powerlifter thicc physique

now i'm a skinny twig..

could have snapped you in two

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1006b2 No.441094

>>441090

that wasn't a very cleve rpost

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10dfda No.441095

File: 20e15e9b96b8757⋯.webm (1.28 MB,640x480,4:3,goth slav dancing.webm)

>>441066

wb pal hows life?

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9e7cae No.441096

>>441093

>could have snapped you in two

I restrained a 6ft plus lad in school in about 3 moves and and gave him a dead arm, whereas you are a 5"6 twig, you'd get btfo

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9e7cae No.441097

>>441094

stop acting like a bitch, everyone being so nasty to me recently for no reason, only time people are nice is when I post OC

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7311f8 No.441098

File: 5c433eded9063ff⋯.jpg (19.67 KB,236x300,59:75,s-l300.jpg)

>>441097

but who are you

>>441089

i'll have a garage gym too one day. until then i just lift weights in my room at 2am

>>441095

quite good. i can jog 30 minutes now and i get stronger by the day i just need to quit my food autism.

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1006b2 No.441099

>>441097

I told you every post I make is in love, lad

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1006b2 No.441100

>>441098

a relatively new poster named madlad, guess why he got that name. He's fun to poke but I think he's literally autistic so he might actually get hurt by the jabs smh

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7311f8 No.441101

>>441100

absolute madlad tbh

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a0e6da No.441102

>>441098

>but who are you

he is known as Madlad, a fairly new poster, basically an angst-ridden redpilled zoomer

he's a good lad, but is rarely in a good mood

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a0e6da No.441103

oh and he's scottish

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9e7cae No.441104

just lol at all these fags thinking I've only been on this site in the last six months, I regularly posted as a noflag here since jan 2018 and was on brit since early 2017 and before that was on brit/pol/ but got forced out, been using image boards since 2011 but get forced out constantly and accepted nowhere, people making me act like a kike smh

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d62696 No.441105

>>441101

he also eats his own cum and camwhored as a tranny

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9e7cae No.441106

>>441100

says the 27yo virgin living in his mums basement

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9e7cae No.441107

>>441105

name a time and a place and I'll fight you cunt, I'll be £150 buy in whoever wins gets £300

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6e8163 No.441108

File: 7f809e2fb066988⋯.jpg (97.89 KB,1165x1329,1165:1329,Box.jpg)

>Friend invited me to pub earlier

>Only saw invite now

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a0e6da No.441109

File: 1bec6458a43c845⋯.png (134.81 KB,1111x731,1111:731,1bec6458a43c845bbe96b44478….png)

>>441104

you are accepted here, fren

>>441105

dude literally everybody has tasted their own spunk once, it's a normal thing, quit pretending you haven't

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7311f8 No.441110

File: 6e8ce0d09ed34a2⋯.jpg (62.59 KB,602x578,301:289,1556649557586.jpg)

>>441104

hmmm your posting is very familiar but i cant put my finger on it

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1006b2 No.441111

>>441106

it wasn't an insult, lad

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9e7cae No.441112

File: 0365953b75a9d79⋯.png (42.55 KB,400x400,1:1,1456922695009.png)

>only cunt who regularly sticks up for me and doesn't attack me for no reason is the other poster that everyone hates

this is how you get the hero hunter

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05b276 No.441113

>implying anyone here isn't autistic

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1006b2 No.441114

File: 939e514cb03f4f1⋯.png (11.26 KB,525x468,175:156,939e514cb03f4f101b0e6c2e13….png)

>>441112

I've stuck up for you lad. both here and on /brit/

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10dfda No.441115

>>441098

>quite good. i can jog 30 minutes now and i get stronger by the day i just need to quit my food autism.

that's pretty impressive damn better than me, might just be cause i have asthma though keke

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7311f8 No.441116

File: 89cbcf38bd5ded2⋯.png (104.51 KB,746x512,373:256,pepe-transparent-hug-1.png)

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