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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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e42eac No.438919 [View All]

Fuck links bow down to your king

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42c2c9 No.439623

File: 2562d34333b78db⋯.png (46.32 KB,1130x902,565:451,gchqt and pepe.png)

>>439620

How's things, lad? In with any new dafties recently?

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1cd953 No.439624

>>439623

What's a racism?

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42c2c9 No.439625

>>439622

He doesn't bother to mask his speech and so they ban him every time for going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JEWS

>>439624

Not raysis just dun like em

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ef7778 No.439626

File: 9251d476311aa84⋯.png (1.09 MB,918x939,306:313,ClipboardImage.png)

>>439619

You think I didn't think of that before posting a pic, lad? Something peculiar happens if you try to lighten my face

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55cd19 No.439627

>>439613

Tell her you could hitch her trailer to your van and travel all over Fennoscandinavia

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ef7778 No.439628

https://youtu.be/UXxvEPqhVVw?t=1614

>>439627

That'd be better than travelling elsewehre I guess

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ef7778 No.439629

File: cf2bf77fae6b908⋯.png (8.81 MB,2448x3264,3:4,ClipboardImage.png)

*sweats through hat*

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bd961d No.439630

>>439629

could easily go on holiday to norway and track you down tbh

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ef7778 No.439631

>>439630

I'm wearing camouflage lad

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bd961d No.439632

>>439631

i can see through it

besides your ginger beard can be seen miles away

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ef7778 No.439633

>>439632

I hardly ever leave the house tbh

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8ec44e No.439634

File: 3f2b813f8b859a8⋯.png (76.82 KB,296x170,148:85,ClipboardImage.png)

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ef7778 No.439635

File: e284df127753ff5⋯.png (843.93 KB,1092x772,273:193,ClipboardImage.png)

>>439632

>mfw after one hot steamy writing session with Dorsie

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42c2c9 No.439636

File: 95ea8a6a7e59010⋯.png (439.72 KB,397x837,397:837,ClipboardImage.png)

Had a cheese and egg toastie flippy pan thing instead of anything else

I feel the urge overtaking me again

must…not…become…jahans

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9d1c6d No.439637

>>439636

>four whole slices of bread

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e42eac No.439638

File: 9436c7b9ceff017⋯.png (1.5 MB,1200x1800,2:3,7d2f0a940f4c9e9e47f1d1cd00….png)

>>439626

>he's smart

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ef7778 No.439639

>>439636

>carbs

lad…

>>439638

Now post a pic of you

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55cd19 No.439640

>The Tagebau Hambach is a large open-pit coal mine (German: Tagebau) in Niederzier and Elsdorf, North Rhine–Westphalia, Germany. It is operated by RWE and used for mining lignite.

>The mine is on the site of the ancient Hambach Forest which was purchased by RWE in 1978. They then cut most of it down and cleared it to mine. Only 10% of the forest area remains. RWE plans to clear half of the remaining area of the forest between around 2018 and 2020; this plan was met with massive protests in autumn 2018, and was temporarily stopped in October 2018 by the supreme administrative court of North Rhine–Westphalia (Oberverwaltungsgericht für das Land Nordrhein-Westfalen).

Classic Germans.

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e42eac No.439641

>>439636

what makes people like him post such worthless shit into the void when it gets no response, who does he think he is taking to

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e42eac No.439642

File: bb5839be55da96e⋯.jpg (48.14 KB,683x475,683:475,3096f5c259957e5117fbc03471….jpg)

>those blackheads

>that unkept beard

>the high body fat face

never gonna make it

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ef7778 No.439643

>>439641

His argument was that it was all for him and that he just needs an outlet, consumers be damned

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8ec44e No.439644

>>439641

His narcissism & self-centeredness.

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e42eac No.439645

>>439640

>survives 2 wars

>can survive greedy capitalists

wow

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42c2c9 No.439646

>>439637

This is his sanctioned-for-twitter photo from April too, on his instgram there's the one where, taken from the bottom it's; a literal pool of butter being "soaked up" by peanut butter sandwiches with more butter, which are supporting four microwaved "toasties" from whence the rest of the butter flows, then garnished with an entire bottle of salt.

>>439639

didn't really feel up to making anything else. bolognese tomorrow.

>>439641

He sees popular e-thots and celebs posting pictures of his food and does the same thing in a cargo-cult manner.

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42c2c9 No.439647

>>439646

I should say rather than "the one" there's many, many examples. It's a wonder he's not dead.

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ef7778 No.439648

File: af4f88908cb2b7e⋯.png (47.43 KB,1272x907,1272:907,af4f88908cb2b7e744acb0954e….png)

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55cd19 No.439649

File: b760cc27952667a⋯.jpg (20.47 KB,500x294,250:147,178d4fdf082d62d1a7f1203f95….jpg)

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e42eac No.439650

>>439649

umm, is anything I said wrong

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ef7778 No.439651

File: bc629122989c066⋯.png (334.25 KB,383x702,383:702,ClipboardImage.png)

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ef7778 No.439652

>Neo is watching Jojo right now

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9d1c6d No.439653

>>439652

How much does she love it?

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ef7778 No.439654

>>439653

more than titty skittles

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9d1c6d No.439655

>>439654

Don't know what those are.

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ef7778 No.439656

File: 86589a7d850e4d0⋯.png (367.81 KB,640x427,640:427,ClipboardImage.png)

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6d0279 No.439657

File: b4b7bc1c2f1c612⋯.png (277.38 KB,660x600,11:10,1396207954546.png)

>>439652

Waifu went to bed, we still haven't watch beyond the fourth episode. Just watched the third Riddick movie instead.

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9d1c6d No.439658

File: 26901bbd633bb62⋯.png (314.86 KB,509x382,509:382,ClipboardImage.png)

>>439657

Lass… Lass… Lass…

How much do you love Jojo?

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55cd19 No.439659

File: 2aae9ccbeaa34cb⋯.png (1.3 MB,750x1000,3:4,don't go to the current ye….png)

>>439650

You uttered insults towards our lad and saviour.

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42c2c9 No.439660

File: d4f805896a8ffea⋯.png (195.28 KB,250x375,2:3,ClipboardImage.png)

>>439657

goodlad, highly based and androphilic

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a58500 No.439661

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

comfy day tbh

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ef7778 No.439662

>>439659

>lad

keek

>>439660

Careful lad she doesn't take kindly to misgendering, she literally can't understand people ironically calling a lass "lad" even when it's "goodlad"

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ef7778 No.439663

OH GOD WE NEED A NEW THREAD RIGHT NOW

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8ec44e No.439664

IT'S TRANNYBASHING TIME

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42c2c9 No.439665

>>439662

Better come clean about then hadn't xe

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a58500 No.439666

File: b39c6dd71886de3⋯.png (118.15 KB,233x216,233:216,ClipboardImage.png)

BUKAW

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ef7778 No.439667

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42c2c9 No.439668

end of thread, time for bed

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a58500 No.439669

BIG

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a58500 No.439670

BLACK

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a58500 No.439671

PUDDING

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988e7d No.439676

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