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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 094c1b3de13f184⋯.png (1.2 MB,968x681,968:681,ClipboardImage.png)

c33e3e No.437406 [View All]

EU Brexit Negotiator Verhofstadt Rails at ‘Foreigner Bashing Pseudo-Patriot’ Boris Johnson

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/28/eu-brexit-negotiator-verhofstadt-rails-foreigner-bashing-pseudo-patriot-boris/

Guy Verhofstadt, the European Parliament’s chosen representative in the Brexit negotiations, has launched an astonishing personal attack on Tory leadership favourite Boris Johnson, accusing him of “false promises, pseudo-patriotism, and foreigner bashing”.

>Verhofstadt, a former Prime Minister of Belgium, where many key institutions of the European Union are based, sneered that “To those of us watching from the outside, the debate between [Boris Johnson and rival candidate Jeremy Hunt] confirms that they have learned nothing whatsoever from the past two years of negotiations with the EU.”

>The Belgian accused the former Foreign Secretary and two-time Mayor of London of spreading “untruths”, and that “Chief among them is the myth that Britain can tear up the withdrawal agreement that [Theresa] May negotiated with the EU, withhold its financial commitments to the bloc, and simultaneously start negotiating free trade deals.”

>Prime Minister May committed Britain to paying the EU a so-called divorce settlement of an estimated £39 billion — despite the fact the country has put tens of billions more into the EU budget than it has taken out for decades, and that the EU is seeking to exclude the British from EU projects they helped fund and develop after Brexit.

Entire British family of 12 who fled Luton home to join ISIS are now all dead

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/entire-british-family-12-who-17270279

Three sons from the Mannan family were killed fighting for the extremist group while seven more - including three young children - died in an airstrike

>A British family of 12 who fled their home to join ISIS in Syria are now all dead.

>Three sons from the Mannan family were killed fighting for the extremist group while seven more - including three young children - died in an airstrike.

>The elderly parents both died of natural causes. When they fled in 2015, it was reported Muhammed Mannan had diabetes and his wife Minera Khatun had cancer.

Brexit 'could leave UK short of energy'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48788636

The UK would be vulnerable to gas supply shortages and price hikes after Brexit, an industry leader has warned.

>Marco Alvera, head of European industry body GasNaturally, told the BBC that EU nations could restrict gas exports to the UK during winter cold snaps in order to prioritise their own citizens.

>"We've spoken to several ministers and civil servants over the last two years. Energy has not been discussed enough."

>The UK imports almost half the gas it consumes via pipelines from Europe.

UK weather: Britain braced for hottest day of year as heatwave sends temperatures soaring

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/06/28/uk-weather-britain-braced-hottest-day-year-heatwave-sends-temperatures/

>The UK could see the hottest day of the year so far this weekend with temperatures set to soar above 30C (86F). A short hot spell will see the mercury climb across the country, mirroring the heatwave blasting much of Europe.

>According to the Met Office the temperature could reach a maximum of 34C (93.2F) in London and the east of England on Saturday.

>The hottest conditions recorded in 2019 so far were at Weybourne in Norfolk on June 2, where the temperature reached 28.8C (84F).

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0349d2 No.438113

File: 8aeec9e13cf0be1⋯.png (1.97 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

mmmmmm

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d89280 No.438114

File: df9244e3ea6ff9f⋯.png (68.67 KB,1068x628,267:157,ClipboardImage.png)

Amazing episode

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0349d2 No.438115

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0349d2 No.438116

I'd kill 'em all

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d89280 No.438117

File: c6b70aa525cb406⋯.png (1.65 MB,1521x2150,1521:2150,ClipboardImage.png)

m-mummy diavolo

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73a3ba No.438118

File: de1fd45a1cd3b30⋯.png (568.65 KB,883x921,883:921,ClipboardImage.png)

what's the point of starting jojo if 22st spoils them all in advance anyway

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d89280 No.438119

>>438118

smh I spoilered the spoilers

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0349d2 No.438120

File: ea915312cb051db⋯.png (1.19 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>That drawing on the wall

keeeeeeeeeeek

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d89280 No.438121

File: bb9d5a07c73a1ea⋯.png (287.19 KB,519x552,173:184,ClipboardImage.png)

nope

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28f613 No.438122

>>438121

>nick fuentes

how many e-celebs do you watch, lad?

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0349d2 No.438123

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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d89280 No.438124

File: df87a32a3b63aee⋯.png (30.35 KB,237x398,237:398,ClipboardImage.png)

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28f613 No.438125

>>438124

All of those are easily surpassed by Tamers12345

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28f613 No.438126

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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d89280 No.438127

File: 8f65e15ad1ecaaf⋯.mp4 (2.1 MB,640x360,16:9,Steiner Sonic cameo.mp4)

>Nick makes the argument that even a single American is hurt by immigration(murdered) we should stop it because that's a life that wouldn't have been snuffed out if not for immigration

>meanwhile Sargon thinks that people are destined to be murdered regardless of whether they are murdered by whites or immigrants

keeeeek

>>438125

Kek I think I have a webm from that lad. Never watched his channel though

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efcf37 No.438128

>>438125

goodlad, highest of kino

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0349d2 No.438129

My first make out was awful

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140b6c No.438130

File: 7c9befe7d19eab3⋯.jpg (653.42 KB,1900x641,1900:641,screenshot.134.jpg)

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d89280 No.438131

File: 3c066f1b3733baf⋯.png (424.18 KB,599x505,599:505,ClipboardImage.png)

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d89280 No.438132

>>438129

Make out?

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28f613 No.438133

>>438126

3:24 - lol, fucking tamers.

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d89280 No.438134

>>438130

I don't understand

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0349d2 No.438135

>>438132

French Kissing

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c33e3e No.438136

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28f613 No.438137

>>438134

you should unironically watch the tamers video i posted, it's really good.

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0349d2 No.438138

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>438136

I was trying to think of what you woolly backs call it- we call it "meeting" in Liverpool

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d89280 No.438139

>>438137

when I am done with the other things

>>438135

ew

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0349d2 No.438140

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This crazy nigger is pretty good

>>438139

She stuck her tongue in my mouth and moved it up and down rapidly- though I suppose we were 14

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efcf37 No.438141

File: a528ea479ade6da⋯.png (439.53 KB,750x750,1:1,sadbig.png)

been peeing a lot and every time it's clear and extremely frothy even overnight when I don't drink much water, this is a very bad sign. Wasn't joking earlier about wanting to give away my shekels before I die, it's better than letting the (((banks))) or lazy hippy scum parents take it;

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d89280 No.438142

>>438140

let's keep it at hands, hugs and pecks

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d89280 No.438143

>no big forehead lass to nuzzle with

>>438141

can't comment without pics

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c33e3e No.438144

File: 127ae1680d57eb4⋯.png (573.26 KB,880x982,440:491,samhyde3.png)

>>438141

Don't your parents have the same condition as you and they have lived long lives?

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4d621e No.438145

>>438141

Sounds like glomerulonephritis lad.

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0349d2 No.438146

>>438142

Get your pecks out for us now lad

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efcf37 No.438147

>>438143

It means that my kidneys aren't working to extract the goodness in the water and it's just circulating through to the bladder with hardly any change

might just use this as an excuse to buy loads of dumb steam games I'll never play tbh

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0349d2 No.438148

File: a8eff582ca85d3e⋯.png (149.99 KB,550x550,1:1,Worried NIgga.png)

>>438141

*pretends you're joking*

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efcf37 No.438150

>>438144

no it's genetic caused by my parents sharing one or more common ancestors - the condition is mostly seen in Jews at a rate of about 1 in 100.

>>438145

Hope it's not anything new smh got quite enough to deal with even if it is just organ deterioration coming to a head.

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efcf37 No.438151

File: 73c4d201ed65e7b⋯.png (6.44 KB,418x408,209:204,backpepe.png)

Apparently both sides can be traced back to the same Dutch family and the same Scotch clan and that's the best guess as to why. Should never have been born anyway since the first kid they tried came out as a dead mutant and that should have been a clue.

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0349d2 No.438152

>>438151

*marries my little cousin anyway to keep her safe*

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4d621e No.438153

>>438141

If I wasn't completely emotionally vacant I'm sure I could come up with a good response to this, well if you truly feel that way create a will as that can't be disputed and without one your assets are more likely to be seized.

>>438150

>mostly seen in Jews

Wessex was Jewish all along.

>organ deterioration coming to a head

Unfortunately it is, it's damage to the filters in the kidneys caused by the immune system attacking healthy cells. It can be treated though, but, the treatment depends on what's causing it, so you might need more medication.

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d89280 No.438154

File: c13ea9e89c184cf⋯.png (13.08 KB,520x501,520:501,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>438147

Go get fixed right now lad

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efcf37 No.438155

>>438153

It's just organs aging rapidly through having to work harder or something, that's what I mean by deterioration.

>>438154

Have to wait until Monday for the next blood test and to maybe see a doctor if one isn't too busy

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efcf37 No.438156

File: db3a3d01a0fc5ad⋯.png (1.23 MB,1113x577,1113:577,ClipboardImage.png)

>ywn be free and colonize the deep russias and raise a family while exploring the endless forest and finding old gulags

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d89280 No.438157

>>438156

Russia's no joke, lad. We can say Norway and the Nordic countries are so cold and all that in winter, but we get the gulf stream that makes it a lot more warmer than it would have been. Pretty sure Russia and inland USA/Canada gets extremely cold in the winter

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d89280 No.438158

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efcf37 No.438159

>>438157

I wouldn't mind the cold living in a Russian house lark Lars', it's designed to keep you warm and the fireplaces actually work etc…

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d89280 No.438160

>>438159

can't find info ona house like that

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0349d2 No.438161

File: bb0f8f133e3dfda⋯.png (728.42 KB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

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9150fe No.438162

>>438161

whos that supposed to be

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c33e3e No.438165

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