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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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fd497d No.435947 [View All]

HERE COMES THE SUN UK weather forecast – Health warning as ‘dangerous’ 33C heatwave from Saharan bubble to sweep in this weekend

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9375821/uk-weather-forecast-heatwave-warning-weekend-met-office/

MET Office forecasters have warned of a "danger to life" as a 33C African heatwave sweeps in this weekend.

>The Saharan scorcher has emergency services 'on alert' with healthcare professionals working around the clock to "ensure readiness" for the blistering weather.

>A Met Office health advice page warned: "Healthcare services will be working to ensure readiness and swift action to reduce harm from a potential heatwave.

>"Heatwaves can be dangerous, especially for the very young or very old or those with chronic disease."

UK weather forecast: Met Office issues 'danger to life' warning for 50mph winds

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-uk-weather-forecast-met-17260093

The severe weather warning from the Met Office says gusts could reach as high as 50mph, threatening to disrupt travel

>The Met Office has issued a wind warning for part of the UK with gusts of 50mph expected to batter towns for 36 hours.

>The yellow warning for wind is in place across Devon and Cornwall in south-west England.

>Forecasters have warned that road, rail, air and ferry transport will "likely" be disrupted by strong winds.

==BREAKING: Iran's President Rouhani mocks President Trump, says the White House is "afflicted by mental retardation."==-

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1143426734651564033

big if true

Migrants found in refrigerated lorry in Surrey

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-48769119

Two children were among a group of 12 migrants found in the back of a refrigerated lorry.

>The vehicle was stopped in London Road, Send, near Ripley, at about 14:00 BST on Tuesday, Surrey Police said.

>The group was given water and medical treatment. The two children were taken into police protection and the adults were passed to immigration officials.

>Two men were arrested on suspicion of allowing illegal entry into the UK.

TV Producer: Cancel Classic Comedy ‘Dad’s Army’ Because It Makes Britons Pro-Brexit

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/25/tv-producer-bbc-cancel-reruns-dads-army-pro-brexit/

A television producer has said that the BBC should cancel repeats of classic British comedy Dad’s Army because it makes the broadcaster appear pro-Brexit and inspires pro-Leave sentiments in Britons.

>Writing in the Radio Times, Daisy Goodwin, writer of the ITV drama Victoria, said that the late 1960s show was affecting Britons’ attitudes about Brexit, writing: “Forget Game of Thrones, Dad’s Army is the show that is embedded in this country’s imagination.”

>“The world of Dad’s Army is a comforting place – it was reassuring during the mayhem of the three-day week and it’s soothing to those of us who worry about the effects of a No Deal Brexit,” she added in comments reported by The Sun.

>On her belief that the notoriously left-wing, anti-Brexit BBC is actually demonstrating a pro-Brexit bias by showing the programme, Ms Goodwin said: “If you really want to nail the BBC for influencing the nation’s state of mind about Brexit, you might look at how often Dad’s Army has been shown on BBC2.

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a311ff No.436628

>>436626

They have been brainwashed into accepting oppressive European beauty standards smh

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752c0c No.436629

>>436627

said I didn wando nuffin

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088e0e No.436630

File: e5f5469744e00c6⋯.jpg (75.08 KB,616x506,28:23,682985696259.jpg)

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a01f72 No.436631

>>436629

dont wank

>>436627

his smolbrain cant handle your bigbrain videos

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a311ff No.436632

File: df1912229f02ace⋯.jpeg (41.61 KB,600x600,1:1,image.jpeg)

At the hipster cafe again

Cute blonde hipster girl just walked in…

Lads I'm getting married , this is it!

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a01f72 No.436633

>>436630

LITTLE TURDS

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752c0c No.436634

>>436630

ok lad yes he's rambling so what. Get back in your corner until you got something to contribute

>>436632

creep a pic so we can see her lad

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a01f72 No.436635

>>436632

what day nofap are you on?

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a01f72 No.436636

>>436634

>creep a pic so we can see her lad

this

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a311ff No.436637

File: b7f965ee4517b1f⋯.jpeg (12.6 KB,250x174,125:87,image.jpeg)

Shitbshe saw me looking at her and looked away awkwardly. I think she has low self esteem

Guess the wedding is off lads, sorry

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a01f72 No.436638

>>436637

GO AND SIT NEXT TO HER

you are a lucky boy living in a place with lots of young lasses

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d352d3 No.436639

File: 8705e7738c641f0⋯.png (919.82 KB,1300x824,325:206,ClipboardImage.png)

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4ffe69 No.436640

File: 84919f9451a05dc⋯.gif (409.45 KB,840x488,105:61,apudance.gif)

Madlad!

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a311ff No.436641

>>436638

Nah, she's giving off "leave me alone" vibes. On her phone now with her back to me, on a table alone. She looks a bit sad tbh

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752c0c No.436642

>>436639

get out tranny

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752c0c No.436643

>>436640

oh right he took the tranny's flag keeeek

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d352d3 No.436644

File: 042d149c66ea6b8⋯.png (691.68 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE

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a311ff No.436645

File: 9a918d8ab01eb40⋯.png (256.97 KB,604x613,604:613,image.png)

Oh crap some other guy walked up to her and she moved table to sit with him! Wtf!

He's a right scrawny looking mess too. They must have arranged to meet, no way he just pulled her that easily

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a311ff No.436646

File: 8c7e09adb24c7c9⋯.png (272.89 KB,730x860,73:86,image.png)

>my future wife is cucking me already

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a01f72 No.436647

>>436645

without a doubt arranged to meet lad, dont feel bad

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a01f72 No.436648

>>436644

*joins your side*

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752c0c No.436649

>>436644

where you been, lad?

>>436646

smh lad don't masturbate

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fdaa58 No.436650

>madlad is back

did you get it lopped off? Is that why you went away?

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a01f72 No.436651

>tfw icecream so cold it made my tongue bleed

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752c0c No.436652

>>436651

øm that's not how ice cream works sweetie also it's "ice cream", not "icecream"

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a01f72 No.436653

>>436652

actually it's iced cream

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752c0c No.436654

>>436653

actually it's dorse shite

pick it up, jannies

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fdaa58 No.436655

File: 0732b5be986b3ca⋯.png (343.49 KB,369x500,369:500,ClipboardImage.png)

we should watch Midori tbh

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a01f72 No.436656

>>436654

ok

*deletes you*

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752c0c No.436657

>>436655

qucik rundown

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fdaa58 No.436658

>>436657

A little orphaned girl joins a freak-show circus troupe whose members rape and abuse her. She then finds a glimmer of hope in the enigmatic magician who joins the group.

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752c0c No.436659

>>436658

smh well maybe I guess. Sounds awful

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801d9a No.436660

>>436195

I actually used to adore having my shoes fitted. I loved the feel of the cold shoe device on my feet.

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752c0c No.436661

>>436660

bet you also love the tight fit of the shoe. You wish you could have a shoe that encompassed your whole body and hugged all of you

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206184 No.436662

File: a8ad374b120e015⋯.png (357.43 KB,960x669,320:223,ClipboardImage.png)

>>436660

Based compression, right?

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801d9a No.436663

>>436661

Not so much a tight shoe. I struggle to find shoes that don't rub me so I really don't like shoes too much. I wear the same few pairs over and over again until they basically fall apart with giant holes in and people throw them out for me.

>>436662

>tfw sister grew out of the "tomb discovery" game

>layers and layers of sheets or 'shrouds' around you

>duvets and blankets on top to act as layers of rock

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206184 No.436664

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Does look pleasant, in all honesty.

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752c0c No.436665

File: ba351c478199242⋯.png (134.8 KB,915x677,915:677,ClipboardImage.png)

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fdaa58 No.436666

quads for POP

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4ffe69 No.436667

>>436666

LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

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752c0c No.436668

>>436666

>>436667

goodlads

bit tranny obsessed though

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752c0c No.436669

why isn't a whole line of musketeers encircling me and gutting me with their bayonets smh

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752c0c No.436670

gonna need a new thread soon tbh

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a01f72 No.436671

>>436670

Get working

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752c0c No.436672

File: e26f54ab7a384b8⋯.png (19.94 KB,640x529,640:529,5778ee8ae22608ee0e415d2bf1….png)

>>436671

>(99)

hm….

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a01f72 No.436675

>>436672

I've contributed a lot to this thread. Now it's your turn to help /newbrit/.

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752c0c No.436676

thread won't fucking post I hate this shite

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28c5d4 No.436677

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752c0c No.436678

>thread finally went through

>Neo posted first

OF COURSE

OOOOOOF COOOOOOOOOURSE

well I guess we have to get in now

>>436673

>>436673

>>436673

>>436673

>>436673

>>436673

>>436673

>>436673

>>436673

fuck Neo tbh

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752c0c No.436679

no I'm not irritable smh

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