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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 8210152ecf159c9⋯.png (750.84 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png)

a8c18e No.435250 [View All]

Cyprus Govt ‘Certain’ Turkey Trafficking Migrants Into EU via Occupied North En Masse

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/06/24/cyprus-govt-certain-turkey-trafficking-migrants-into-eu-via-occupied-north-en-masse/

Man Arrested at ‘James Bond 25’ Film Studio After Placing Camera in Women’s Toilets

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/06/24/man-arrested-at-james-bond-25-film-studio-after-placing-camera-in-womens-toilets/

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568a29 No.435898

>>435894

Entertainingly he did trigger the Mus-tards epic styly by drawing Muhammed and his five year old bride.

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5c0169 No.435899

>>435891

>legislators actually trying to do this

>lol no need to worry, it wouldn't even worj by tranny standards so it won't happen that'd be stupid hurr muh satanists

Be gone, xe demon.

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de396b No.435900

>>435898

bit boomerish lad

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de396b No.435902

>>435901

What is the yellowish stuff? Is it rotting?

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5c0169 No.435903

>>435902

I didn't even click it and now I feel sick. Thanks lad.

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b0b209 No.435904

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568a29 No.435905

>>435902

Yes, it's an open wound with pus

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a8c18e No.435906

File: 49a2bda9f2c55b7⋯.png (1.05 MB,1083x1083,1:1,__yorha_no_2_type_b_nier_s….png)

Supposedly normal straight lads post about sex reassignment surgery a lot. You shouldn't obsess about these things.

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d2fb43 No.435907

File: a4ee2fe11cf632a⋯.png (660.46 KB,1080x1372,270:343,ClipboardImage.png)

Took granddad to the hospital, usual stuff, cozy day today.

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b0b209 No.435908

File: 2b66171c28ac42b⋯.jpg (78.01 KB,563x567,563:567,821.jpg)

>>435906

i dont even know what kind of bait this is

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d2fb43 No.435909

>>435905

Not clicking that shit then.

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de396b No.435910

>>435906

keeek I have a folder full and I am the straightest lad on this board

>>435907

day's already over, lad?

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a8c18e No.435911

File: 6d4aaa0fb370419⋯.png (2.89 MB,2975x3850,17:22,__drednaw_and_rurina_pokem….png)

>>435907

Good lad, he's lucky to have you.

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de396b No.435912

File: 9407f55d131f26f⋯.png (741.15 KB,1200x1200,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

File: f053473311030c2⋯.png (207.61 KB,632x416,79:52,ClipboardImage.png)

don't like how crude the shell looks smh

here is a fake snapping turtle pokemon. he pretty cool tbh

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d2fb43 No.435913

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>435910

>day's already over, lad?

I've got a date with my old man since he isn't feeling so well, looks like a comfy night in for me.

>>435911

Cheers, I appreciate the thanks.

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d2fb43 No.435914

File: 23c44f7f1867245⋯.png (39.45 KB,200x200,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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568a29 No.435915

>>435908

It's funny when they post bait

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a8c18e No.435916

File: 93e126b25a663aa⋯.png (1.03 MB,1200x1200,1:1,__drednaw_and_rurina_pokem….png)

>>435912

I think it's ok but it would still look better if it was drawn by a gen 1 artist. They wanted him to look vaguely like Blastoise for nostalgia but forgot to give him charm too.

>>435914

UKIP never took advantage of the Mudkip meme smh.

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a8c18e No.435917

File: 05d0d521431b59b⋯.png (2.49 MB,1920x1080,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

DUDE DROIDEKAS

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5c0169 No.435918

File: 2d9b9cb3f67ce70⋯.jpg (251.96 KB,900x402,150:67,large_Baby-Pangs-on-the-ro….jpg)

File: dbb626dc468363d⋯.jpg (327.68 KB,1600x900,16:9,pangolin.jpg)

File: b158ab291c5977c⋯.jpg (240.33 KB,900x750,6:5,DarrenPietersen-110-900x75….jpg)

File: 9a49b4a4a980c58⋯.jpg (33.14 KB,684x319,684:319,4388_132_107-manis-temminc….jpg)

File: c8c76416cba776e⋯.jpg (443.42 KB,794x529,794:529,9566092_orig.jpg)

Pangolin is best pokemon.

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d2fb43 No.435919

>>435918

They always look like they're about to shyly ask you something

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de396b No.435920

File: bf6d3530caf2340⋯.png (1.08 MB,1280x1280,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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a8c18e No.435921

>>435918

They're so adorable but they give humans leprosy I think.

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de396b No.435922

>>435921

they are not adorable tbh, hate scaled animals because Ic an't help but imagine peeling their scales off

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654cd3 No.435923

File: fab8ea1b61164a3⋯.png (48.65 KB,645x773,645:773,fab8ea1b61164a32a18f8be184….png)

>>435901

>come home for lunch

>sausage buttie in front of me

>opened the fucking picture

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de396b No.435924

>>435923

he told you not to, lad..

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d2fb43 No.435925

File: 57b55a05d01e9b3⋯.jpg (79.81 KB,600x671,600:671,W 84.jpg)

>>435923

I had a similar experience.

Deleting it now, gross as fuck.

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654cd3 No.435926

File: 200f6b036d3b52b⋯.jpg (42.78 KB,600x420,10:7,Lost Appetite 1.jpg)

>>435924

didn't even read it first smh

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b0b209 No.435927

>switches on dark theme and zooms monitor 150% to watch from bed as i doze off

night, lads.

>>435923

lmao

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5c0169 No.435928

>>435921

That's armadillos, and only one species found in Texas, I think. I remember because they're supposedly the only animals that can catch and spread leprosy to humans.

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de396b No.435929

>>435927

nini samilax

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568a29 No.435930

>>435923

Sorry 'bout that lad, think of it as an inverted sausage buttie, if you'll pardon the pun.

>>435925

Smh it is spoilered

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d2fb43 No.435931

File: aae7f11ac1a32d5⋯.png (661.95 KB,718x1065,718:1065,ClipboardImage.png)

Oregon Republicans Backed by Right-Wing Militias Flee State to Stall Vote on Historic Climate Bill

https://www.democracynow.org/2019/6/25/oregon_lawmakers_flee_avoid_climate_vote

tfw no right wing militia

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568a29 No.435932

>>435931

What happened/ is happening in Oregon?

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e6e7f6 No.435933

File: 9578a42af8cbdab⋯.png (230.38 KB,400x400,1:1,smh3.png)

>moderating based purely on personal preference

another bad move

Delete the trap and tranny pictures when they are posted too, then. They inspire the same feeling of revulsion in me and therefore must be destroyed, not allowed even under spoilers.

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5c0169 No.435934

>>435933

What happened?

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e6e7f6 No.435935

>>435934

Westie doesn't like seeing the reality of tranny genitalia and is deleting it even though it's under a spoiler, contravening the NAP and therefore allowing me to call for a complete ban and deletion on posting any kind of trap or tranny or crossdresser because I dislike it just as much.

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d2fb43 No.435936

Filtered, look at mutilated genitalia in your spare time.

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e6e7f6 No.435937

Fragile egos smh, it's not hard to understand your hypocrisy. Leaders need to act better than petty tyrants.

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e6e7f6 No.435938

Also, Westie is hereby filtered for the duration of this thread for being a little bitch and a bad BO.

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5c0169 No.435939

File: d88814b381a13b9⋯.gif (99.78 KB,220x220,1:1,tenor.gif)

>>435936

>look at mutilated genitalia in your spare time.

I try to avoid it.

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e6e7f6 No.435940

>suddenly a horde of cyclists buzz past the window

OH GOD PANZIE HAS TRACKED ME DOWN AND HE'S GOING TO BEAT ME TO DEATH WITH A SNIFFING SADDLE

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d2fb43 No.435941

>>435939

You'd have to be seriously messed up to want to.

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de396b No.435942

huh

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568a29 No.435943

Has this thread devolved into filtering and counter filtering? There isn't much of it left at least tbh.

>>435940

Keek

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d2fb43 No.435944

File: cb0a9921445d037⋯.jpg (134.08 KB,1196x1384,299:346,1561137095899.jpg)

>>435932

State police are being sent to track down some GOP senators who refuse to vote on an opposition bill, and in response right wing militia's are threatening the state government in their defense. Crazy stuff, reminds me of the sort of behaviour that precluded the civil war.

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e6e7f6 No.435945

File: 732709f5db70220⋯.png (153.88 KB,706x900,353:450,hmst6.png)

>>435943

>all of the people who use trips are filtered again

How strange, it's almost like they're called tripfaggots and have been historically mocked and derided for a reason… Really makes me think.

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de396b No.435946

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d2fb43 No.435950

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92d4dc No.435964

>new synth arrived today

phat tbh

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