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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 39c54ab41064cf3⋯.png (319.09 KB,546x364,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

ec6ab1 No.434565 [View All]

In "Stunning Blow" To Erdogan, Opposition Candidate Takes Istanbul By Huge Margin

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-23/stunning-blow-erdogan-opposition-candidate-takes-istanbul

US Carries Out Cyber-Attacks on Iran

https://news.antiwar.com/2019/06/23/us-carries-

out-cyber-attacks-on-iran/

Acting DHS Chief 'Sabotaged' ICE Raids By Leaking Plan To Washington Post

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-23/acting-dhs-chief-sabotaged-ice-raids-leaking-plan-washington-post

The Drone Iran Shot Down Is A Quarter Billion Dollar Surveillance Monster

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-06-23/drone-iran-shot-down-quarter-billion-dollar-surveillance-monster

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670662 No.435204

File: 69a2b6b8f03b752⋯.jpg (40.08 KB,563x640,563:640,163cc1ed8e0281808c8afba673….jpg)

Daftie has convinced me to try and talk to a girl. I have chosen the beautiful chubby girl who works at the coop. She looks like the school teacher I loved exactly, but chubby rather than petite like the teacher was.

I'll go there a few times and buy something small until I can get her alone again in the shop. What do I say though…

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e6d150 No.435205

>>435204

be forward and ask if she'd like to get to know you better.

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4142d2 No.435206

>>435204

whata bout neo?

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c79818 No.435207

>>435198

Keek. Unironically, slightly above average intelligence people are some of the worst people. Just smart enough to have an attitude about it, but not smart enough to actually do anything of worth.

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0dab7f No.435208

>>435204

I thought you had an e-gf?

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e26489 No.435209

>>435197

nigger scum

>>435203

A Sri Lankan I would guess

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6f4904 No.435210

>>435204

>I'll go there a few times and buy something small until I can get her alone again in the shop. What do I say though…

you'd be better off hitting on her the next time you see her, the ballsier the better, don't beat around the bush looking for the perfect opportunity that doesn't exist. just break the ice with some menial humor to get you both smiling and laughing with eye contact, then tell her you couldn't help but notice how pretty she is and touch her arm or something. flirt a lil then tell her to write down her number

>>435206

>>435208

guess wamen don't mind gettin' cucked a bit, they're hypergamoids

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e26489 No.435211

>>435210

get off our bored right now

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27aa47 No.435212

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e26489 No.435213

File: 152e2ab51e7a22b⋯.png (125.15 KB,300x300,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZMN8AiPKCc

night homos

remember to use this stuff for true optimum social gains

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6f4904 No.435214

File: 3a7bbf8ac16e35a⋯.png (181.96 KB,508x508,1:1,3a7bbf8ac16e35a016cdfab978….png)

>>435211

>bored

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0dab7f No.435215

File: a305b30eee1940f⋯.png (782.19 KB,500x617,500:617,ClipboardImage.png)

>>435210

>then tell her you couldn't help but notice how pretty she is and touch her arm or something.

Ah yes, I must've forgotten to do that last time, that's why she pretends to not be interested in me!

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6f4904 No.435216

>>435215

bruh I'm eating bruh

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670662 No.435217

>>435208

not really an e-gf but a girl who is going to meet me soon and might be my gf then

neither of us is emotionally invested now though and we dont really talk much

thats a wait and see how it works in irlspace

>>435206

shes ok with it

>>435210

>reaches over counter and grabs her arm

are you sure this is a good idea?

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560029 No.435218

File: c09ceb5f6ad8abe⋯.png (283.85 KB,418x473,38:43,ClipboardImage.png)

for me, it's the upturned eyes

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4142d2 No.435219

>>435218

hooded eyes I guess

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08ad36 No.435220

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4142d2 No.435221

or almond. idno

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560029 No.435222

need a new series to watch, now that game of thrones is over

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e6d150 No.435223

File: 49a69ebc726b3ab⋯.jpg (238.31 KB,1120x1680,2:3,28d552ab01227a8280e075751e….jpg)

>>435218

monolid

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c79818 No.435224

>>435218

Take off the makeup, and then I can judge.

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0dab7f No.435225

>>435222

westworld

breaking bad

peaky fookin blinders

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4142d2 No.435226

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e26489 No.435227

*pops back in breifly*

>>435225

westWIND

breaking WIND

WINDy fookin blinders

tarrah

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560029 No.435228

>>435225

seen westworld and breaking bad

is peaky blinders any good?

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2103a5 No.435229

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6f4904 No.435230

File: 406f5a9c1546c2a⋯.png (11.63 KB,793x429,61:33,grill arm.png)

>>435217

>reaches over counter and grabs her arm

>are you sure this is a good idea?

well let's say she's resting her arm on the counter, just use the back of your middle finger on your dominant hand to lightly stroke the center of the upper portion of her outer arm for a few seconds, or something to that effect. ideally you want to touch her in some way- even her hand would work well, like when she hands you the receipt

>>435218

deep set or downturned, can't tell 'cause too much mascara

>>435224

this

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c79818 No.435231

>>435222

Roald Dahl's Tales of the Unexpected.

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0dab7f No.435232

File: ac1a139990c9dbb⋯.png (3.44 MB,1200x1677,400:559,ClipboardImage.png)

wyverns > dragons tbh

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0dab7f No.435233

>>435227

tarrah luv

>>435228

first season is great but dunno about the rest, having seen them

>>435230

>image

keeek 10/10 art skills

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5d2859 No.435234

File: c7ba1faa287516a⋯.png (503.18 KB,2000x1503,2000:1503,22st spic's women.png)

>>435233

Did the spic post his ideal women again?

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0dab7f No.435235

>>435234

No, just an anatomical diagram of what a woman's arm supposedly looks like

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5d2859 No.435236

man that picture is more horrifying every time I post it

one of 22st's best art

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560029 No.435237

fucking heat

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833339 No.435238

>>435237

Really muggy today

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e6d150 No.435239

File: c7573d556ad7f65⋯.jpg (315.15 KB,1502x1199,1502:1199,1561338971370.jpg)

>>435234

Disturbing image

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c79818 No.435240

File: b91627059f258b5⋯.png (364.63 KB,494x604,247:302,b91627059f258b50e9a433c6f5….png)

>tfw no robot gamer gf

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4142d2 No.435241

>kicked out by butthurt wessieboi

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6f4904 No.435242

>>435241

I'm sick of his whining and complaining about everything, he's such a baby

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4142d2 No.435243

>>435242

Kek I'm only teasing him. You sound a bit butthurt yourself

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27aa47 No.435244

>>435242

>everything

I barely even see him post.

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0a8e0c No.435245

File: d56888de8ead2bb⋯.gif (167.08 KB,447x415,447:415,wEVbA.gif)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5d2859 No.435246

File: 848b3f140acf15d⋯.png (92.23 KB,255x255,1:1,comfpepe.png)

>>435245

Did you rike it?

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6f4904 No.435247

>>435243

>>435244

well I scrolled through the whole thread when I came on and every post of his was bitching about things, there was a lot of drama this thread and I wasn't even here for it

>wahh muh health

>wahh muh doctors

>wahh trannies

I'm not butthurt, it's just an observation. he went a lil while posting normally, like he had some resolution, and now he's back to seething

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5d2859 No.435248

File: 2aa9db4472c228e⋯.png (206.29 KB,540x506,270:253,ClipboardImage.png)

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e6d150 No.435249

File: 51f830c212cc442⋯.png (14.07 KB,776x680,97:85,karaboga pink nips.png)

>>435247

yuh yuh nigga nigga yuh

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560029 No.435251

feel like ms paint should be updated to include more basic features

shouldn't have to download a professional photo editor just to make a few blurs and warps

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ec6ab1 No.435252

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e6d150 No.435253

File: 30580269977b219⋯.jpg (126.78 KB,640x640,1:1,Jewess 6.jpg)

INDEX

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c79818 No.435255

>>435248

salutely baste

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